HISTORY OF AGRICULTURAL, CH.E,MI When Adam moved unto this earth, And several years before, They didn't have to raise their crop With H 3 P 04. Of K and N they had enough To beat our biggest crops, They didn't have to fertilize, And buy it at the shops. Their plows were made of bright, Au Their hoes of pure Ag; They used to irrigate their farms With straight H N O. The oily drink they gave their stock You may have heard before, Was concentrated H Cl With H, S 04. But if with such gocd care as this A steer should fail to grow, They'd put him by himself to drink Some C, H 6 0. The plants, however, used to act As they at present do; They exhaled 0 from their stomates, And took up C 02. Now if you choose to disbelieve The story that I tell, .. You might just try it with a pinch Of fresh NaCl.--Ex. . , —The pangs of hunger falling fast ' As through a restaurant he passed-- A youth, beholding food to eat, Exclaimed, while munching shredded wheat, 4xcelsior! —The
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