Live up to your convictions and to what yoti'know is right. Honesty, no matter what others do about you, is always the best policy. AN ELECTRIC RHYME. An Ampere got loose, on a day, on a day, From chemical atoms of battory Zlno Engaged with 112301 In a fray, And Instantly then ho was off, like a wink. Ho wedded a Volt, a most beautiful Volt, A contact-begotten, high born E. M. F.. Just freed In the stress of moloo'lar assault, And rondy with B for a tiff, for a tiff. Together they sped, without mass, without weight, On, on, through the wlro with veloolty, v, Like thought, or like light, quite a wonderful late, This Watt, or Volt-Amporo, eleotrlo fl. P. The atoms like vortices were hurled and wore swirled, Tho Ohms thut resisted wore turned Into Joules; The ether around Into linos of force whirled Like those that proooed from mngnetlcal poles The planets and sun felt tho jar, from afar, Of radiant waves of electrical birth, And Seraphim read In the light from each star Tho message of peace thut was sent o'er the eurth, LOCALS. Foot, Ball! 1 Corporal Williamson “Rocky” got his “analytics” and them Judy is putting on (h)airs this term. Weeny, hastily: “Throw physic to the dogs. I’ll none of it.” Kintner says that not even foot-ball can keep him away from Grubb. “Mad Dog” is “Pacer” Hench’s literal defini tion of Hydrophobia. Wonder where the Sophs got the apples with which to make lhat barrel of cider. Messrs. Hile, Crawford, Sommerville, Read, Kessler, Pond, Loyd, Hildebrand and Bush have been elected by the Junior class as editors of the La Vie of ’92. THE FREE LANCE. It is said that Hayden, the great German musi cian and composer, was a tremendous gormandizer. All things being equal, what a great musician “Motzbury” would make. TIIOItMOND. down.” Mr. Bawl—“Pwaffessaw, I was just merely looking faw my hat.” We would like to call the attention of the col lege students to the paths that are being worn over the campus. The sod is very easily tramped out, and if this is not stopped our pride will soon re semble a city map. The Soph’s capacity for hard cider is some thing phenomenal. Of course the fact of cider being his favorite drink is something of an expla nation. But how he can imbibe the large quantity he has been known to, and yet preserve his nor mal shape, is a mystery for science to investigate. The hunting club, which was organized last fall, has been reorganized and is doing effective work. It is composed of two members, Mersrs. Bohn and Gun, who are the best Nimrods in the college. Doxology as sung by tho Freshmen : Praise ’O3 from whom all blessings flow, Praise lior, all Froshmun, hero bolow; Frulso her groat name, ye verdant host, Praise 'O3, or bo forever lost. Loyd, in the great ’92 —’94 foot-ball game, gets the ball and then yells “Hile 1 Hile 1 dare I run with it?” Hilde, examining a one hundred candle power electric globe; “Professor, what horse power is this globe?” Since his promotion as corporal we have heard that “Tidioute” has had chevrons sewed on his night shirt. We suppose that he also “sleeps on his arms.” The Count’s eyes before the Lewisburg trip, o^—l ! The Count’s eyes after the Lewisburg trip, Prof, (in Prep, mathematics) “Mr. Ball, sit
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