“Apple butter Clarke,” “An’ it plumpt against the stone wall.” Did you hear it go bang bang ? Have you beard Weidner's new songs? FOOT BALL. “Bless these dear youth.” “ ’Tis a jewel without Price.” “I wonder who might have been (Ben).” Pumpkins on the half shell by Agricultur alist Watts. You should read the piece entitled “A Col lege Widow.” “Lucy” thinks that it is a long lane that has no turns. Mrs. Loyd is quite a success at getting up lecture parties. Ask Bohn what they use the “Transom” for in surveying. How many Sophs will join Prof. Pond’s ‘Hologen group ?” By a motive of translation and rotation, one produces a tent (io). The cry of the infant is heard throughout the vicinity of the college. The new school house is the missing link between State College and Sowerstown. Danforth is thinking seriously of engaging in agricultural pursuits, We wonder why. If jprofessors wish the students to be punc tual, they shouldn’t retain them past time. The spring beds have arrived. The next thing we need is some one to awaken us in the morning. Father O’Hara, alias “Pood” Read, in forms us that he will take confessions at two dollars apiece. THE FREE LANCE. LOCALS. Why the are Autumn leaves like “Phip’s” and “Rebel’s’, mustaches?” Because they are all dozvn. They say Say says that the Foot Ball Committee don’t appreciate a good player when they do see one. She enme, Her stay was brief. It could not linve been briefer She went, Great was bis grief. It couid not liave been griefer, “Who are those men in cardigan jackets ?" “Why! they are the advanced chemists. Didn’t you know them ?” Hamilton’s dilemma. On his neck the muldoons grew, Poor Hugh! Poor Hugh! Listen to his tale of woe. The Freshmen have concluded they can(e) do without certain privileges which their pre decessors had last year. The article about the needed pavements throughout the village did not have the least effect upon the residents. State College can now boast of a barber and a jeweler shop, The next thing in order is a millinery establishment. Weiland, in French, translated the follow ing sentence: “Le chat et ehauve souris" as: “The cat and Baldy Sowers.” Miss Nora Gray, a former member of Class ’92, spent several days at the college greeting her many friends and admirers. Rhetoricals are gradually becoming more interesting, the cause of which is mainly due to the energy exerted by Prof. Davis. Our foot ball team makes quite a good ap apearance now when they come on the field, All owing to the uniform, don’t you know,
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