She (to salesman): " Have you buttoned boots?"
Salesman : " Yes, Miss ; what number will you
have ? "
She : " What number 1 Why, two, of course,
you idiot. Do you take me for a centipede, or a
one-legged war veterg.n?"
He, who courts and runs away,
May live to court another clay;
But he who courts and will not wed,
May find himself in court instead.—EA
SOCIETY AND FRATERNITY COLUMN.
The Keystone Chapter of the Q, T. V. Frater
nity was established at the Pennsylvania State
College in 1884. Regular meetings are held every
Friday night in a commodious hall, nicely fitted
out, situated in the village. Several very promis
ing young men of this fraternity have graduated
at this institution and are holding high positions
in the vocations of life. A chapter was lately
established at Cornell and the inaugural cere
monies were conducted in a creditable manner.
This being a new feature of the FREE LANCE to
give space to Society and Fraternity news we will
take this opportunity to send greetings to our
alumni brothers. •
Theta Nu Epsilon Sophomore Society was estab
lished at the Pennsylvania State College in May,
1888. The chapter is well organized and bids fair
to hold its rank among the chapters of the society.
Thirteen of the fifty fraternity men in Congress
are members of the Beta Theta Pi. Daniel W.
Voorhees, Mathew S. Quay and Charles J.
Faulkner are members of the Senate. William M.
Springer, Robert R. Hitt, Jacob G. Pughsley, Wil
liam E. Fuller, William Elliott, John M. Allen,
John M. Glover, Courtland C. Matson, William
D. Bynum and Jonas G. Howard, are members of
the House of Representatives. Among the pre
sent Governors, James A. Beaver, and Mr. Francis
(lately elected) are ardent Betas. The fraternity
was organized in 1839, at Miami University. It
has fifty-one chapters in good standing and a
very loyal alumni ; its club house, Wooglin-on-
THE FREE LANCE.
Chautauqua, is the resort . of many of the alumni
members, as well as active members of the fratern
ity who spend the summer months there in a very
pleasant manner. ,
Fou Ypsilon Tset, a local college fraternity, was
organized at the Pennsylvania State College, No
vember 5, 1888; it has at present ten . members.
The college now has chapters of the Greek, Latin,
and German letter fraternities.
Sabbath School, 9.30 A. M. Preaching service, 10.45 A. NI.,
and 3.30 P. m,, on alternate Sabbaths.
Sabbath School, 9.30 A. M. Preaching service, 10.30 A. M.,
and 7. P. M., on alternate Sabbaths.
T. A. Gilkey, .
j. M. Walker, .
H. W. Mitchell, .
G. A. Beaver,
J. C. Mock,
F. A. Bryan,
IL R. Leyden,
G. Linsz,.
J, B, Slruble, .
H. D. Miles, .
F. A. Bryan, C. 0, RooP)
F. A. Bryan,
N. 1 - I.
J. F. Shields, , •
NNT. 13, N. Hawk, .
W. W, Taylor, , ,
J. M. Waldron, .
J. D. Hunter, . ,
C. H. Hilo, George Demming,
J. 1 - I, Yocum, • , ,
James Foster, .
COLLEGE DIRECTORY.
PRESBYTERIAN CHAPEL.
METHODIST CHURCH,
Y. M. C. A.
President
. . .
Vice•l'resident and Secretary
Treasurer
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ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
CRESSON LITERARY SOCIETY
WASHINGTON LITERARY SOCIETY
, President
. Vice-President
. Secretary
. Treasurer
. Marshal
President
. Critic
. Editors
Treasurer
Recording Secretary
Corresponding Secretary
• President
Vice-President
I', ensurer
• Recording Secretary
Corresponding Secretary