- V " . II IJilnn IIIIW- Ul r . . 4 niRKER, Editor and Proprietor. i' TOOU YlL TCIIIXSO, Publislier . J VOLTJME DIRECTORY. rKEPARED EXPRESSLY FOR "THE ALL E Gil AX I AX. LIST O v post omecs. rost Masters. Districts. Joscpb Graham, Yoder. Enoch Reese, Elacklick William M.Jones, Carroll. rott Ojjices. Perm's Creek, Bethel Station Ciirrolltown, Chess Springs, Cresson, Kbensburg. Fallen Timber, i;.i!litzin, Hemlock, Julnistown, Loretto, .Mineral Foint, Mi:n;ter, Perilling, PUttsville, Koehiud, St. Aujustine, Daul. Litzinsrer, Onest. John J. Troxcll, Washint'n. Ebensburg. White. Gallitzin. Washt'n. Johnst'wn. Loretto. Conem'gh. Munstcr. John Thompson, Isaac Thompson, J. M. Christy, Win. M'Gough, I. E.Chandler, P. Shields E. Wissinger, A. Durbin, Francis Clement, Andrew J. Ferral G. W. Bowman, Wm. Ryan, Sr., George Conrad, T5.-M'Colran, Counrgh. Susq'han. White. Clearlield. Richland. Washt'n. Scalp Level, Soaav.ui. Sumra-rhill, animit, U'ilmore, P.. F. Slick, Croyle. Miss M. Gillespie Washt'n. Morris Keil, S'mmerhill. t!2MiCIIES, ZUIXISTERS, &c. Vra'xjterian Ret. D. Hahbisox, Pastor. FrM'-.-hhv- every Sabbath morning at 10 o'clock and in the evening at 3 o'clock. Sab ii;itli S.hool at 1 o'clock. A. M. Prayer meet nj even- Thursday evening at C o'clock. ':'ho"l'st Episcopal Church Rev.S.T. Sitow, P-o i'-hcr in charge. Rev. J. G. Gogley, As c -:ti!t. Preaching every Sabbath, alternately k; 1 ; i o'clock in the morning, or 7 in the ereuin.'. Sabbath School at 9 o'clock, A. M. i'r.iyer"meeting every Thursday evening, at 7 tr.r.V Independent Rev Ll. R. Powell, IVf-r Preaching every Sabbath morning at . . - i t . . .. i . . v ! o Vi-x-k. ana m ug evening i u unuvn.. .ti '.ath School at 1 o'clock, P. M. Prayer :;i.M.?;i; on tho first Monday evening of each in :.r;t!i ; and on every Tuesday, Thursday and l'ril,i evening, excepting the first wee in cmii mm nth. r. .. ,.-, Mrtlio di'ft Rev. John- Williams, p.ntor. Preaching every Sabbath evening at 2 ia i 0 o'clock. Sabbath School at 10 o'clock, A. M. Praver meeting every Friday evening, at 7 o'clock. Society every Tuesday evening Rt 7 o'clock. ;,.,Rr.v. W. Lloyd, Pastor. Preach ing cverv Sabbath morning et 10 o'clock. Particular Baptist Rkv, David Jeskixs, Pastor. I'reaolnug every Sabbath evening at 3 o'clock. Sabbath School at at 1 o'clock, P. M. Cj!ho!.cllKv. M. J. Mitchell, Pastor. Services every Sabbath morning at 10J o'clock aiul Vespers at 4 o'clock in the evening. MAILS ARRIVE. Astern, daily, at 12 o'clock, noon. Western, at 12 o'clock, noon. MAILS CLOSE. n.i?f-rn, daily, at 8 o'clock. P. M. We-tera, at 8 o'clock, P. M. &yThR mails from r5titlor,Ind:ana,Strongs iv.vn. ic, arrive on Thursday of each week, at j o'clock, P. M. Leave Ebensburg on Friday of each week, at S A. M. IThc mails from Newman's Mills, Car Ilt.nvn. Jfcc.. arrive on Monday, Wednesday u l Friday of each week, at 3 o'clock, P. M. Loiivi! Kbensburg on Tuesdaj-s, Thursdays xl Saturdays, at 7 o'clock, A. M. Sf?" I'ost'o.Tice open ou Sundays from 9 l'i i'J o'clock, A. M. RAILROAD SC3IEOULE. WIT.Viir! STATION'. West Express Train leaves at ' Fast Line " " Mail Train " East Express Trair. " ' Fast Line " " Mail Train " 0.44 io.o: 4.45 8.25 C 30 10.34 A. M. P. M. P. M. P. M. A. M. A. if. A. M. P. M. P. M. A. M. CRESSON STATION. W.,.-t Express Train leaves at 0.22 " Mail Train " 4.1G ---t Express Train " 8.53 ' .Mail Train " ll.Ui The Fast Line3 do not stop. couyre officers. . J'i Jks of the Courts President. Hon. Geo. vlor, Huntingdon; Associates, George W. -ariey. Henry C. Devine. -PfMhotiotary Joseph M'Donald. Rrrjifter nnd Recorder Ed.vard F. Lylle. Sharif John Dock. Jj trtcl Attorney. Philip S. Noon. C-j'tni'j Commissioners D. T. Storm. James Cooper, Peter J. Little. treasurer Thomas Callin. l',r l)ue Directors Jacob Horner, Wil 'am Douglass, George Delany. J oor Jljute Treasurer. George C. Jv. Zahni. Poor House Steward. James J. Kaylor. 'I'TcthtiU Appraiser John Farrell. Auditors John F. Stull, Thomas J. Nel- f-i. Kdward R Donnegan. Co'iuti Surveyor. E. A. Vickroy. X'oronrr.-Jamts S. Todd. riatendent of Cottimon Schools W. A. CREWSRUIIG JSOR. OFFICERS. Prison Kinkead. Vurjett David J. Evan3. Ti,w,i C -J I.'...,.. Clitlil, T T T? Mlliani D. Davis, Thomas D. Moore, Daniel through Treasurer George Gurley. Ye'jh. Master William Davis. . (' h r.r f 7 . - . II'- 1 1 ! 1 1 .. ..." , T C J, Morris J. Evans, Thomas J. Davis, "Ml Jones, David J. Jones. "easurer of School Hoard Evan Morgan. "ueGeorge W. Brown. . y Collector George Gurley. y-he of Election Meshac Thoma?. "xorRobert Evans, Wm. Williams L nor Richard T. Davis. EBENSBURG, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1862, Select Poctrn. To My TVif e. Come to me, dearest I'm lonely without thee Day time and night time I'm thinking about thee ; Night time and day time in dreams I behold thee Unwelcome the -waking -which ceases to fold thee ; Come to me, darling, my sorrows to lighten, Come in thy beauty, to bless and to brighten, Come in thy womanhood, meekly and lowly, Come in thy lovingness, queenly and holy 1 Swallows will flit round the desolate ruin, Telling of Spring, and its joyous renewing; And thoughts of thy love, and its manifold treasure, Are circling my heart with a promise of pleas ure. 0 Spring of my spirit ! O May of my bosom ! Shine out on my soul till it bourgeon and blossom; The waste of my life has a rose-root within it, And thy fondness alone to the sunshine can win it. Figure that moves like a song thro' the even, Features lit up by a reflex of heaven Smiles coming seldom, but childlike and sim ple, And opening their eye3 from the heart of a dimple O, thanks to the Savior, that even by seeming Is left to the exile to brighten his dreaming. You have been glad -when you knew I was gladdened ; Dear, are you sad now, to hear I am sad dened ? Our hearts ever answer in tune and in time, love, As octave to octave, and rhyme unto rhyme, love. 1 cannot but weep but your tears will be flow ing, You cannot smile but my cheek will be glow ing I would not die without you at my side, love, You will not linger when I will have died, love. Come to me, dear, ere I die of my sorrow ; Rise on my gloom like the sun of to-morrow. Strong, swift, and fond as the words which I spek, love, With a song on your lip, and a smile on your cheek, love ; Come, for my heart in your absence i3 weary Haste, for my spirit is sickened and dreary ; Come to the arms which alone should caress thee, Come to the heart which i3 throbbing to press thee. THE DAUGHTER-in-LA "CIRCUMSTASCE3 ALTER CASES." w. Mrs. Tompkins' parlors Tverc in apple pie order not a speck of dust on the shi ning piauo not a stray shred on the vel vet c:rre, not an atom ol ashes under thewfli fi'iie-l rat. For .Mrs. Tompkins was one i' thufi thrifty souls who keep up ap f h rai; res in spire of everything, and delight in hciwlsoniely furnished parlors, while the kitchen is stinted to the very closot degree of parsimony. She was flying about, shaking out chair covers, and arranging the little china or naments on the mantel, was Mrs. Tomp kins, in a manner that betokened a con siderable amount of iuvrard disturbances. There was a jerk to her elbow and a toss of her head, which foreboded woe to some body or other. "I am clear out of patience !" ejacula ted Mrs. Tompkins at last. "I don't be lieve there ever was a, poor mortal half so badgered as I am, with poor relations ! "Why couldn't Harry have married a rich wife, while he was about it, instead of Mary Glenn, who wasn't worth a red cent ouly a governess at that ? And now the poor dear boy is dead and gone, and left his doll-baby of a wife on my hands. I declare, it's enough to make a woman crazy. Don't see why I should be obli ged to support her just because she hap pened to be my son's wife ! Why can't she go to work and d-o something '( Too much of a fine lady, I s'pose, with her white hands and long curls, and pink and white cheeks!. Never brought up to do any chores about the husc can't wash di.shcs, nor make buscuit, nor do any thing useful. I'mtircd of this sort of business." And just as Mrs. Tompkins made this emphatic assertion, tho door softly swung open, and a delicate girl of scarcely more than eighteen summers, glided in. ITer deep mourning-dress gave additional fairnesB to a complexion that was like snowy wax, shadowed with the softest rose-tint on cheek and lips, and the timid, lluttering glance of her dark eyes indicated her position depen dant. "Can I assist you about arranging the parlors, Mrs. Tompkins?" she faltered, as if uncertain how her offer might chance to be received. "No, Mrs. Tompkins, Junior, you can't !" said the old lady, with a toss of her cap border. "I couldn't think of allowing such a fine lady to soil her white fingers about my. work. Then you needn't go crying I "don't believe in people that I WOULD RATHER BE RIGIIT THAN PRESIDENT. Hesky Clay have such very tender feelings I don't!" "I did not intend to cry' murmured poor Mary, "but indeed, I could not help it !" f "I tell you what, Mrs. Tompkins, Ju nior," eaid tho old lady, wrahful!y, "we may as well come to an understanding at first as last. Zephaniah and me ain't rich and we've a big family of our own, and now that poor, dear Henry, our elder boy has been dead and gone a year," here Mrs. Tompkins, mechanically, pulled out a red pocket-handkerchief, and made a random dab at her eyes, "I don't see that you have any very particular claims on us ! So you'd better look out for a situ ation as governess, or to do some plain sewing, or something, as soon as you can, for to speak my mind, you've been spon gin' on us about long enough !" Mrs. Tompkin3 stopped, with her mouth shut together like a steel trap. Her daughter-in-law had grown very pale. "And while I am about it," continued the old lady, "I may a3 well say that Hetty don't like it because you insist on stayin' in the parlor every time Colonel lledcliffe calls. He's worth a cool half million, Zephaniah says, and if our Hetty makes a catch of him, why the family fortune's as good a3 made. Of course, when Hetty is Mrs. Col. RedclifTe, you won't expect her to notice you much she may give you some sewin' to do once in a while, but My gracious! there's his carriage at the door this min ute ! And he was here only yesterday. Uiddy ! run up and tell Miss Hetty to put on her pink dress, and take her curls out of the papers Col. Redcliffc's at the door ! You can sit in the kitchen while he's here, Mary, and peel the potatoes for dinner, if it isn't too common work for them lily fingers ! Hetty don't want you pryin' round when her beau's here ! Hun quick !" And as Mrs. Tompkins, Jr., disappear ed, Mrs. Tompkins, Sr., opened the door with a simpering smile. "Hear me, Colonel rtedclifle, who'd havs thought of seeing yon ? Do walk in we're highly honored, I'm sure !" Col. lledcliffe was a tall, elegant look ing man, whose wealth and station in so ciety fully warranted tho calm dignity with which he bowed to Mrs.' Tompkin's adulation. "Take a seat on the sofa, Colonel !" chattered Mrs-. Tompkins. "Won't you siVa little nearer the lire ? Not cold, eh ? Well, it ain't so freezing-liko as it was yesterday, to be sure ! 1 hope you won't get impatient," she giggled, "Hetty '11 be down in a minute !" " 117io will be down ?" inquired Colo nel lledcliffe, looking up from the book he was carelessly turning over, with some astonishment expressed in his fine fea tures. "Hetty my daughter !" "J, "beg your pardon," said the Colonel, quietly, "there is some mistake here. I called to see your daughter-in-law, Mrs. Tompkins !" "Harry's wife !" gasped the mama-in- "And." added Colonel lledclifTe "as you are the nearest relative and guardian at present, it may be well for me to men tion to you that I intend making her an offer of marriage. Her beauty and grace render her a fit wife for any man, and I am proud to think that I have won her affections. Of courso I may reckon on your sanction and approval I" "Yc-yes!" stuttered Mrs. Tompkins, who was completely taken aback by this sudden overthrow of all her Aladdin vis ions concerning her red-haired daughter, Hetty. However, even if Colonel lled cliffe's palatial establishment wasn't for "daughter Hetty," still it was something to keep so much wealth in the family. "I'll call her," she said, humidly, slip ping out of the room, just in time to ar rest the triumphant entry of Miss Hetty, with her curls all in a quiver of hair oil and cologne. "Go back, netty !" she exclaimed in a stae whisper, "you're not the one that's wanted ! It's Harry's wife !" And she shot down stairs as fast as possible. "Mary, dear," she said in the softest of tones, "you're not peelin' potatoes I Well, you always were so obliging ! Give me a kiss, love I always did say Harry's wife was just like my own daughter! Now run up stairs into the parlor and see what Colonel Iiedcliffo has to say to you." Mrs. Harry Tompkins was uncertain at first whether her respectable mother-in-law was not a little demented. Never before had she listened to such softly af fectionate syllables from the old lady, and she went up stairs like one in a dream ! "And when will you be' mine, dearest?" was the parting question of Colonel Ked cliffe, as he held that fair young widow to his heart. Poor Mary ! it was so long since eIic had heard the accents of love and kind ness, and now to be the chosen bride of one to whom the world looked in admira tion ah, it seemed too much happiness ! "Eemember, I shall not wait long," he added, caressingly smoothing down the jetty tresses. "The sooner I tako you away from this vulgar and uncongenial atmosphere, the better !" "Vulgar and uncongenial !" gasped Mrs. Tompkins, who was listening at the keyhole ! "Well, I never !" "Mary, dear," she said that evening, 'I shall be very sorry to lose you. You have always been just been like my own child, haven't you ? Come and kiss me, there's a love and be sure you don't for get your poor, dear ma-in-law, when you are married to Colonel lledcliffe ! Hetty, come here and congratulate your dear sis ter ! I wouldn't have given you up to anybody else, but Colonel lledcliffe is a man that deserves you !" Mary smiled quietly she was of too gentle and forgiving nature to resent even the hypocracy of her mother-in-law and in the bright future, opening before her, she had forgiveness for all. "Harry's wife is going to be married." said Mrs. Tompkins to one of her gossips, soon after. "What, that lazy, indolent, good-for-nothing ?" "Hush-sh-sh !" cried the old lady, clap ping her hand over Mrs. Syke's mouth. "That was all a mistake. She's a dear, sweet love !" "Oh I" said Mrs. Sykes, "then I con clude she going to marry rich !" "Yes," said Mrs. Tompkins, compla cently. "It will be such a trial to part with her !" And such is the weakness of poor hu man nature, that the good old lady had actually believed what she said ! Diptlieria. The diptheria has been unusually pre valent this winter in the various districts in Pennsylvania, and very many cases have resulted fatally owing to inattention in the early stages of the disease. Some very good advice is given regarding its early symptoms, and hovv, it should be treated. The Philadelphia Zc,7jer says : It generally begins in a family among the children, one of whom, will be restless and feverish for a da'. or with symptoms not very unlike those which precede scar let fever exhibiting strong constitutional derangement. Then comes on a complaint of soreness in the throat, followed by small patches of white or sometimes yellowish ccatiug matter on the throat. The mo ment these appear no time should by lost in sending for a medical man who has had experience and success in treating these diseases, because there are in fact two diseases to be treated at once. One is in the throat, whertj there is local danger ; but there is also another in the fluids of the whole body, which is, after all, per haps the chief thing, though most out of It is well known that the be3t mode of treating scarlet fever, measles and even typhoid fever, is to regard them as the ellcct3 of some poisonous matter inhaled through the lungs and carried perhaps, as the oxygon gas is carried, through the capillaries of that organ into the circula ting sj-stem. In scarlot fever and measles the best treatment has therefore been found not to bleed or reduce the system, but rather to stimulate it so as to aid it to throw off to the surface the poison which in those cases blossoms out on the skin and dies there. The same sort of general treatment is found most useful in diptheria. If a child has an ordinary attack of sick ness, or sore throat, a little abstinence or opening medicine will greatly reduce it. But in a disease of this kind, on the con trary, a generous diet and a gently stimu lating treatment seems to strengthen na ture to throw off the disease. Whether diptheria is contagious or not has been doubted. In all probability it is not. But it may and does become epidemic jn the atmosphere. Wheuever there is ex posure to it, fresh, pure air is one of the best preventives and even medicines both for the individual patient and for the pre vention of the spread of the disease. A f room well aired and lighted and warmed so freely as to allow of a constant change without draft, or any cxtieme heat or cold, will of itself do much in the way of medicine. But there is no time to be lost in the commencement of active treatment the moment the disease shows itself.. B33t. A man down east has invented yellow spectacles for making lard look like butter. They are a great saving of expense, if worn while eating. Fresh rolls every morning rolling to the other side of the bed to take a Ircsh suooze. Precautions. 1. Never sleep in a room where there is any green paper on the walls, as this color is made of arsenic or lead ; the- for mer is by far the most dangerou?, being scheeles green,, and i3 known positively by a drop of muriatic acid on the green, leaving it white. 2. White glazed visiting cards contain .sugar of lead, and will poison a child who is tempted to chew them from the slight sweetish taste. 3. Green glazed cards used for concert tickets are still more poisonous ; a single one of them contains a grain and a half of arsenic enough to kill a child. 4. Never put a pin. in the mouth or between the teeth for a single instant, because a sudden effort to laugh or'speak may convey it to the throat, or lungs, or stomach, causing death in a few minutes, or requiring the windpipe to be cut open to get it out. If it has passed into the stomach, it may, as it has done, cause years of suffering, ceasing only when it has made its way out of the body through the walls of the abdomen or other portions of the system. 5. It is best to have no button or string about any garment during the night. A long, loose night gown is the best thing to sleep in. Many a man has facilitated an attack of apoplexy by buttoning his shirt collar. G. If you wake up of a cold night and find yourself very restless, get out of bed, standing ou a piece of carpet or cloth of any kind, and spend five or ten minutes in rubbing the whole body vigorously and rapidly with the hands, having previously thrown the bed clothing to the foot of the bed so as to air'both bed and body. 7. If you find that you have inadver tently eaten too much, instead of taking something to settle the stomach, thu3 ad ding to the load under which it already labors, take a continuous walk, with just enough of activity to keep up a slight .moisture or perspiration of the skin, and do not stop until entirely relieved, but end your exercise in a warm room, so as to cool off very slowly. 8. Never put on a pair of new boots or shoes on a journey, especially on a visit to the city; rather wear your easiest, old est pair, otherwise you will soon be pain fully disabled. 0. A loosely fitting boot or shoe, while traveling in winter, will keep the feet warmer without any stocking at all than a tight pair over the thickest and warmest hose. 10. Hiding against a cold wind imme diately after singing cr speaking in public is suicide. 11. Many public speakers have been disabled for life by speaking while labor ing under a hoarseness of voice. 12. If you happen to get wet in cold weather, keep on foot with a rapidity suf ficient to ward off a feeling of chilliness until you get into the house, and not wait ing to undress, driuk instantTy and plen tifully of hot tea of some sort; then undress, wipe dry quickly, and put on warm, dry clothing. 13. Never go to bed with coll feet if you want to sleep sound. 14. If a person faints, place him in stantly flat on a bed cr floor, or on the earth, on his back, and quietly let him alone, at least for ten minutes. If it is simply a fainting fit, the blood flowing on a level will more speedily equalize itself through the system. Cold water dashed in the face, or a sitting position, arc both unnecessary and pernicious. Easy on Him. A very learned and compassionate judge in Texas, on passing sentence on Johu Jones, who had been convicted of murder, concluded his re marks as follows : The fact is, Jones, that the court did not intend to order you to be executed before next spring, but the weather is very cold ; our jail unfortu nately, is in a very bad condition ; much of the glass in the windows is broken ; the chimneys are in such a dilapidated state that no fire can be made to render your apartments comfortable ; besides) owing to a great number of prisoners, not more than one blanket can be allowed to each;, to sleep sound and . cointbrably, therefore, will be out of the question. In consideration of these circumstances and wishing to lessen j'our sufferings as much as po-sible, the court, iu the exercise of its humanity and companion, hereby or ders you to be executed to-morrow inoru inur, as so-n alti-r breakfast as may he convenient to the fhcrill and agrocubic to you. JCST A traveler rclatiug hU adventures, told the company that ho and his servant had made fifty wild Arabs run ; which startling them, he observed, that there was no great matter in it "for" says he, "we ran, and they ran alter us." TER NUMBER 21 Col. S. S. Fry. The name of Colonel Fry, commander of the Fourth Kentucky Begiment in the battle of Logan's Cross Koads, who is believed to have shot Zollicoffer, has be come already a "household word" with loyal Kentuckians. Colonel Speed Smith Fry is now about 44 years old, having been born in 1818 and a man of amiable disposition. He is the grandson of old Joshua Fry, of Dannville, who has been dead about twenty .six years, and the son of Thomas Fry, also of Danville. When the pres ent Colonel was about sixteen years old, his father moved to Crawfordsville, Indi ana. After his father's death Speed Smith Fry returned to his native towu, where he remained till the beginuingof the Mcxicau war. During that war, he was captain in the regiment commanded by Colonel M'Kce, and distinguished himself on the battle field of Buena Vista. It is well known to many that he killed his man in that mem orable battle. The circumstances we re produce here. A Mexican detached from his comrades, was seen to fire, with great deliberation, three or four times at Cap tain Fry's men. The 'captain took a mus ket from a fallen soldier, and fired and tho Mexican was never seen again. It is useless to tell how that regiment came off the field covered with glory. In that bloody battle Colonel M'Kce was killed, and if we mistake not, the lieutenant col onel also Major Carry Fry, a cousin ot Speed Smith, taking command of the regiment. This incident in Mexico, and the death of Zollicoffer, prove Colonel Fry to be a man of coolness ; decision and unflinching bravery. After hi3 return from Mexico, at the end of the war, he applied him?elf again to his profession, the law, in which he was eminently successful. At the breaking out of the rebellion, he was judge of tho county court of Boyle county, and whilo many others were fearful of opening their mouths against secession, he boldly at tacked the rebellion on the stump and elsewhere. He was the first to move in raising troops iu Kentucky, and camping at Dick llobiuson, recruited successfully two regiments, the third and Fourth Kentucky. All honor to Kentucky's no ble sons. tidin' on a Hailroad Kecr." A most veracious chronicler relates, in the following fashion, the experience of a young lady from the rural districts, whu lately visited the city, accompanied by her peculiar swain, and took an appreci ative view of the elephant. Getting into one of the city cars for a ride, the maiden took a seat, while tho lover planted himself on the platform. The graceful vehiclo had sped but a few short blocks, when the benificen:ly young conductor insinuated himself into the pop ular chariot for the purpose of collecting the expenses. Approaching the rustic maiden, he said affably . 'Your fare, miss." The rosebud allowed a delicate pink to manifest itself on her cheeks, and looked, down in soft confusion. The justly pop ular conductor wa3 rather astonished at this, and ventured to the remark onco more : "Your fare, miss." This time the pink deepened to carna tion, and the maiden fingered her parasol with pretty coquettishness. The conduc tor really didn't know what to make of this sort of thing, and began to look a little foolish ; but as a small boy at tho other end of the car began to show signs of p. disposition to leave without paying for his ride, the official managed to say once more : "Hem ! miss, your fare." In a moment those lovely violet eye were looking up into his face through an aurora of blushes, and tho rosy lips ex claimed : "Well, they do say I'm good looking at hum ; but I don't see what you want to say it out so loud !" It was not a peal of thunder that shook the car just then. Oh, no. It was some thing that commenced in a general titter, and culminated in such a shattering guf faw r.s stentorian lungs alone are capable of. In the midst of the cachinatory tem pest, tli 3 "lovyer" came to the rescue of li is Doxbnn, and, when the "pint of the hull thing" was explained to him, hia mouth expanded to proportions that might have made Barnum's hippopotamus die of jealousy on the spot. The pair descended from' tho car mid a salvo of mirth, and when last seen were purchasing artificial sweetmeats at a candy shop. Married lifo often begins with rosewood and ends with pine. Think of that, before you furnish your pallors. E L "inr
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