A j xoDlVni'TCHIXSOX, Publisher. t s-.oo is::s am I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN PRESIDENT . Henry Clay. VOLUME 2. DIRECTORY. EXPRESSLY FOR ''THE ALLEGII M AN. Mr or post ornccs. .1,-i-c JlliUrs. Iftitrtcts. perk. Joseph Graham, Voder. Joseph S Mardis, Placklick. Pctijamin Winner, Carroll. Paul. Litanger, Chest. John J. Troxell, 'Washint'n. Mrs. II. M Cague, Ebensburg. Isaac Thompson, White. J. M. Christy, Gallitzin. .:.j-.v:i, 'auber, ., Win. M'Uough, Washt'n. ,a:i. II. A. Hoggs, Johnst'wn. .- j V;u. IJwinn, lairetto. ,il I'uiat. K. Vissingr, (.' oncm'gh. '.' ,-.:Ti A. Purbiti, Minister. . Francis Clement, Conem'gh. '".-...he, Andrew J. Ferra! SusiFbaii. . , (!. W. Rowman, White. . : ".-tiue, Win. Ryan, Sr., Clearfield. . i Level, lii'ur ConruJ, Richland. , V . Is. MColgan, Wadiln. . , Win. Murray, Croylo. v ; ;T Miss M. Ciilk-spie. Washt'n. Andrew Rock, S'uuucrhiil. ciii iit'si::., ministers, i-i-IH Rtv. I). tUusisox, Pastor. , every Sabbath 1:10 ruing at 10 J ':. ;.ud in the evening at 0 o'clock. Sab- . .- i! at t o'clock, A.M. Prayer ruect . : v Thursday evening at G o'clock. . ,-' A'j'.yfvyi; Church Rev. .1. Si'. ct, i v i'.i 'charge. Rtv J. M. Smith, As- .-. Preaching every Sa'obalh. .ilwi nalcly 'i lock in the morning, or 7 hi the "... Sabbath School at 'J o'clock, A. M. - ; laeetius every Thuioday evening at 7 i ft!rprnij, n( Rkv. Li. R. P"wi:i.i., ..--Preaching ev ery Sahi.ath laeru 1 at k, find in the evenii.j.' at j o"; lock, -.i School at 1 o'clock. P.M. Pra;. cr - on the lir.'t Monday cveninir of t-acli ; a:. I i a every Tnesd.ty, 'I'b ui ; iay .. . :i e". e:iiiV. e..ceiilia the li:".-t week .... . .!. ;!t Rnv. Johs Willi.vm-s, --- IVe.i - - U i n -r eerv Sah'outh eveuiti;: at i ; . i . . i , , .,-..1 .... i-r inci'tiii everv Prld.'.v eveiiiii'.-' :'.!; v. W:.:. Lloyd, Pastor Preueh S.ti.i..tt:i morning at lo o'clock. ,- j;t,.i:stx Rev. David J;:n!n.-. ;,in.r evrv Paldn.th evening at S.iiiliath Sehoo! at 1 o'clock. P. M. Kkv. M. J. Mitch k! .... I';,,,,,!- . . v v : at -aliliath laorniug at . o'ciucn; 5 o'clock in tae evening. M Ail S ALP. ! VII. .;.,', ;.t 1 - O cI'K 1- "' at ''' ' MAILS CLOSE. M. M. : :. ,'.;.'. at 4 a . i 1 1 P. M. A. M. "" at M..:l . from RutlM'. Indian A .. : i e on Thi.l jd..; : k. p. m. ihivaharg on Pi'i lay of inch week, of eac h w eek. ':: Mail- from Vcwma:) . .v.. arrive on Monday . nl' each week . a t '; ' M;!5 . Wed Car-.-dav '. M. ' Hbea-burg on Tuesdays. Thursdays . r i v. at 7 o clock, A. M. ', : '.!;. open on Sundays from '' ''- v M V. ihMdiill STATION. -II .:.' 'lr..ir. K'-ves at 0 0.-.7 A. . no-.! P. M. ; -s.x: P. V. i s.lo p. M. i ,;.:;: A. M. ' u.i.i a. M. : a , ...1 T: -. . j a ll til a . t ljlft .'.' Ci.iir '.-. Prc.-iiic iit. lion. Geo. I' I'iiurdon : Associate.-, Georg'-V. i.t Jones. Jr. ' Ji..i-ph M'Pona! 1. ' ' .''-... r. Howard P. Ltle 'i, id d, , -aL.:Hi rt P. Linton. !''. Wiliitim Liiitoii. l. Philip S. Nooa -initio :. Abel I.lcv.h L). T s Coi oc r. -. ,W.o a.--iUL'-rt A. M'Coy i 'tii u A. 151a ir. Jhr.rio.s. Oavid O'iiallo, ill Jai ob ifo! lid' 7V, ....,-,,. George M. Zahui. S:. r't. --Jaiin- J . Kaylor. II. C. Ie ice. h , ' .'i i ', .'., . , 1 1 in v I !a v. k, J oh a I Stall. !I. A. Vi ;. To.id. Co 'H'.U'ih cl.roy. S- f.'in'.' .- i a an tiis. o; e h c:ii.s. i .(.t. David If. iiolt "!:, - - A U J I ; '. I., i.S. '" '. Willi.' in L'itti 11. ' iili am K. s Owens. J. C. Noon. L'ivaid ' ' '"o-i'.'. --T. '.. Lit-ii'v !. "' ' -tsurrr. George Guiliy. -y ' '".-- illi.im llavis. ' Wilib.m ! 1, Morri. ! ' ' AW..-,. Kdward (i!as-. i: " -e- S. I.Iovd. John J . L!oN Tiiu.nas J . is. ,'ir'f c Scftu.jl ;fl-tviiii Mor ' '" " ' ' c e G u l le v. 'nf.-tii-urjc 1 1 ii r ; y . l:n d T. Davis. ' ' I I t ' ((.,, .. - .;;lr H .U.S. all. I EBENSBURG, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 10 J 801. THE CARRIER'S ADDRESS TO THE PATRON'S OF 'THE A I, 1. 1Z (i 11 A X 5 A X." JANUARY 1, 1601. Good morning, friends 1 I wish you much goad cheer, With r.ll the blessings of the coining year! Don't look. astonUlic J ! do not think it strange That thus uiOti my long-accustomed rar.re I make my visit to each friendly door, 'Ad Iress. "ing you, as I have done before! Nor thus endeavor to elude rur:uit, Per, though the Devil I've cloven foot ! Yet, 'tis not strange in olden time 'twits so, When fairies, ghosts, hobgoblins were the go, When all the airy, visionary race Conversed with mortal beings face to face, And mixed themselves in "teiui'oral"' affairs, As much as ever mortals did in theirs: And spirUs all were blamed with every trick, From Puck, the lightsome wag, to grim Old Nick. This is an age of reason," you would say, AuJ spirits from the oil 1 have jaisfed away." Rat 'tis not so deny it i" you will Ghosts still are -hosts, spirits are .spirits stiil. Andtho' they don't in former strength rejoice. We often yet can hear their -xli small voice." And if mure numeror.s once the spirit throng. They now have grown, if fewer, much more strong. And. stead of timid heart and pensive brow. Our spirits i.ie all arlnt spirits now : Not exhalations of the hazy skies, Pat hatched from the e'.lll '-worm that cover c'iv.'' And, while, fit niu-:t, an elfin ball conveys The great-.! harm ir.llieted by tLc.-e fays, Our spirits (let us not their power scoii j Are said to kill at sixty paces oil". Though not exactly -Fairies of the recn," These spirits oft are fh and .-ometlmis seen. And Yourg America, wliei "ual u' nights, '' Is often horrified with seeing sights. So is it now, my A m.ko manias friend, And you have aked the past year to it- end. A ...I ...tf ..,.-..! i ., v;ss:i! f art ui -i''hl! 1 .LUU iAlIH..JV.'4.it'V" - . . . - " Her latest breath at twelve o'clock last night. What wonder, then, fresh from your last night's re Vel, That you this moruing should behold the Devil. Well, Sixty's gone and numbered with the past, And let us, for a moment, backward cast A gh nce. and view the Vaiied carter ! The ups and do-. .vus, of the d( raited year. Lit us rc-v.ll the Presidential race. As well contested us ft steeple chase No party willing in the least to ield, Each faction Las her champion in the Held. First in the ring is Pill, of Tennessee An aged fos.-il "in the tirst degree." His badge, "The Con.-titutiou and the Laws ;"' Which :,u-u:k, the tli;c and the Van it draws. But oy his heels, behold, we have her j StepLen, the Fucf.fr. hunting for a rr.othe-r. ! His lia- Non-Intervention, w; te umane.l, ; His principles were pe led thro' the woiS-l. j An hoiic.-t 1 l.-v ......ii !'.-t. :p,1 Ii:i ban To measures si a t!:se r ..: such a man. Kentucky's gi.oaat o:-. is And brings a hiftory pur. With tl.Ti'trKclai:iiIng"Jti in the strife, . ari upright life : -tice to the South' A bv-woru ii rd from everv slavish mouth. r.epnblh-ans sti.tid..r.';-Le.;rtT rouglit, Dae v.ho fne lol'LE's battle s long had fought: Who deemed this .-.oil the conquest of the luave Was never meant for Master and f -r Slave, Put homes for stalwart forms and sinewy arms, A land of mines, of work.-hops, and of farms ; A land where Freedom her pure lays might sing, Where Common Sense uot Cotton should be Ling- And L:scc!.n Rev Like WaeiiiNOTo: came. oiut;onary name . , when called to save, he When Slavery' cohorts threw the sn'ilen gage, 'Twas boldly lifted by the Springlield .-age; And borne in triumph see our banner flows Above triumphant friends and prostrate foes. And Pcni.s.vlvania. too. the Keystone State, i Mulaed mi lately now regenerate! ! On happier da v? her Cru'HN' now will rise, i And bee Lou . r'ighler hopes from sunnier skies, i oar ..-tllaut St.te ! Oar mighty Nation! All ! lUjJ.'me.l at o.o c from Democratic thrall ! Oh, mv onr conipiest and its promise hut, 1 To recompense as lor the labois past, i F.iH.,!-h of this : Disunion, monster foul, ! 1 , . in sciibI : 0r tilt? ludl.on nun uif".-' AllJ cotton lerds are threatening to divide ThU , uu. (jf i,:ul.rty, ou every side ; While 'ne v. ho lilis iho Presidential cuiui, i Afraid, like gallant Jackson to declare 1 .ri.. ..nuMf-nt -unreme o'er every foe, 1 i : ' i j P.CCCiVC s Rebellion with a friendiy show an. I March the lV.it h, 1 Oh . weic umc S'..ty-. When we shall have a man that knows a X"rth ; When manly firmness with indignant frown, Shall hoot each piece of petty treason down ; Teach -wicked citizens to mend their way?, And bring our country back to better days. Meantime, since Sixty has expired and gone, And Time has given birth to Sixty-oue. Your Caheieu's promise 'tis to faitnful strive To furnish xtiiv as fast as they arrive ; To weekly, storm or shine, attend your door, And furnish you with literary store. Cut in particular, all ''news at home," (On ;'Looal Itenii" tuu will find me some.) Shall be selected with the greatest care, And struug together jewels rich and rare. And lust, but certainly far from the least, The Ladies fair shall have a weekly feast. Since Sixty's dead their "asking time" is gone, And they must ' bide their time" in Sixty-one. And this, perhaps, may be the reason why They fill a less spate in the public eye ; For cerluiiily, pcihap; lis in their dress) Their shadows now are dailv growing less. Tans have we met, but thus we do not part, I'm 1 1 you ope your pocket end your heart, To irivc some token of veinr kind rerard And, verily, "I ahull have my reward." THE CARRIHR-ROY. THE SPOTTED SLACK HAND. The present renewal of the frenzied efforts of South Carolina te tear asunder the L'ni 'ii. or baptize it i:i all ihe horrors oj civil war. makes appropriat! the re.ub!i eatio'i of the following article, whieii took the rounds of the press some years aga. The other morning, at tin; breakfast table, our friend, the Hon Johu'C. Cal houn, seemed very much troubled anel out of spirits. You know he is altogether a venerable man. with a hard, stern, cotcm Irish face, softened in its expression around the mouth by a sort of tad smile, which wins the heart of all who converse with him. That he is honest, no one doubts; lie has sacrificed folds fatalism his brightest hopes of advancement has offered up ou the shrir.e of that necessity which l:e worship1:!, all that ean exot bition even tbe luxsidency of the United states. llut to mv sforv. Tltc other morniiiLr. at the breakfast table, Calhoun was ob served to ga.e frequently at his right hand, and briisli it with his left in a hur rie:u anel nr rvons manner. At length one of the persons composing the breakfast, party hi.; name, 1 think, :s Toombs, a Member of Congress i'rm Georgia took upon himself to a-k the occasion of Mr. Calhoun's disipdetude. "Ioes 30m- hand pain you?" he jedcvl. To this Mr. Calhoun replied in rather a flurried manner, "I'sh.iw ! it's nothing! Only a dream which I had last night, and which makes me see perpetually a large black spot like an ink blotch upon the back of my right hand. An optical illusion, 1 sut-pise-. Of course those words excited the curi osity of the company, but no one ve'nt ured to bog the details of this singular dream, until Toombs asked ouietly "What was your dream like? I'm not very superstitious about dreams, but sometimes they have a good deal of truth in them." "!ut this was such a peculiarly absurd dream," .said Mr. Calhoun, again bnishin--the back of his right hand, -however, if it docs not too much intrude upon the time of our friends, i will relate it to you." Of course the company were profuse in their expressions of anxiety to know t'.ll about the dream. In his singularly sweet voice, Mr. Cal houn related it. "At a late hour last night, as I was sitting in J room engaged in writing, I was astonished by the entrance of a visitor who walked in, and without a word took a seat opposite me at my table. This sur prised me, as 1 had given particular orders to the servant that I should on no account be disturbed. The manner in which the intruder entered, so perfectly self-possessed and taking his seat without a word, as thoutrh my room and ail within it belong ed to him, excited in me as much surprise as indignation. As I raised my head to look into his features over the top of my shaded lamp, I discovered that he was wrapped in a thin cloak which effectually concealed his face and features lrom nj view. lie spoke : "What are you writing, Senator from South Carolina?" "1 did not think of his impertinence at first, but answered him voluntarily: "I am writing a plan for the dissolution of this American Union." (You know, gcntlemcn, that 1 am expected to produce such a plan in the event of certain con tingencies. ) To this the intruder replied, 111 the 1 coolest manner possible: "Senator from South Carolina, will you allow me to look at your hand your rilit liauJ?" "He arose, the cloak fell, an;! T behold his lace. Ccntlomon, the sigjit of that i'ace Ptn.uk me like a thunder-dap. It was the face ot a dead man, whom oxtra ordiiiary events had called back to lite. The feature's were tlio.se oi General George Washington yes gentlemen, the intru der was none other lhau George Washing ton, lie was dressed in Revolutionary costume, such as you see i (reserved in the l'atcist Office." Here Mr. Calhoun paused, apparently much agitated. His agitation, 1 need not teli you, war, shared by the company. "Well, well, what was the issue of this scone "r" 31 r. Calhoun resumed : "The intruder, as 1 have said, arose and asked to look at my right Inmd. As thougii i had not the power to reiuse, 1 extended it. The truth is, I felt a strange thrill pervade me at his touch. He grasped my hand and hehl it near the light, thus affording me full time to ex- mine every feature of his face. It was the face of Washington. Gentlemen. 1 shuddered as I beheld the horribly dead- alive look of that visage. After holding my hand a moment, he looked at me steadily, and sai l in a 'juiet way : "And with this right hand, Senator from outh Carolina, vou would v ur namo t a paper declaring the 1 moil uis- t i t 1 soived . "1 answered in the afJirmative. "Yen," said i, -if a eu -tnin coutintroncy arises, I will sign my name to the JA-duration of L'issolution." "lut at that niomen a black blotch ap peared on the Lack of my hand, an inky blotch, which I foa to see oven now. "What is that?" s-dd T, alarmed, 1 knew not why, at the blotch on my h-tub "That is the mark by which L'c.K'dlet Arnold is known in tbe next world," said he, dropping my hand. -lie said no m ore, gentlemen, but drew from beneath his cloak an object whieii he laid uy.on the tabic laid it upon the very paot-r on which I was writing. That '..Joel re 1 itk-men, was a skeleton. "1 in-re, said fie, "there are the (ones of Isaac Ilayne. who was hung in Charles ton by the llritish. He gave his life to establish the T nion. When vou rut your rr-t "ii .,,1 .1 ? name to a Declaration of Ilsso!a:'u why. vou may as well have the bones of Isaa Hayne before you: he. too, was a native of South Carolina, but there was no blotch upon his right hand." "With these words, the intruder left the room. -i started back from the contact with the dead mau's bones, and awoke. Over worn by labor, I had fallen asleep and had been dreaming. Was it not a singular dream ?" Ail the compairy answered in the affirm ative, and Toombs muttered.. "Singular, verv sin gnla it the same time looking oti.bm.-ly at the back of his right hand, w hile Mr. Calhoun placed his Lead between bis hai and MvmoU buried in thought. Fl.r.KCE! AT Fa lt. Once a While som merchant 1101.1 me interior, some wi.-o man from the east, or some lendid e..eth IV1011 loooo fiod W.-'V itltil a ."" . laro-rooni, and cnaoces nis money on mat de spertue game. Of cours-. .'CCC-.I. lie calls himself a fool, in which operation we entire ly coincide, lie weeps ior his lust money, and he bestows red-hot male dictions upon the gamblers, ami asks our sympathy for his rashness. We withhold sympathy in most of these ea.ses. Xo man plavs a game of chance without earnestly intending to win. The booby who roars in anguish because he has lost his last dollar or two on the sweat-cloth would have pocketed the stakes with a thrill of sordid joy had he won. A sincere wish to ileecc ihe red-nosed gentleman with the honeyed talk and big watch seal induced him to stake his money on the cut throat game, and little would the booby bother himself about the fairness of the thing if he could win instead of the red-nosed man. Persons who know enough to spell their own names should by this time be- aware that a man unused to gambling stands about as fair a chance in a gambling hell as a fat sheep would in the lair of a hun gry tiger. "Gentlemen," said a veteran gambler to a party of infatuated young men, who, having lost heavily at faro one night, were now betting in the wild hope nt' rodceminir their losses. "Gentlemen, if vou expect to tire out these gas-lights you will bo disappointed." Ami it is ama- nn". when the tricks and wiles ot gam- biers have so often been exposed, that a 1,a f.inml ,f sii'.lident Rtr m-- bean greenness to allow his fleece to slide ! awav before the keen aud never missing"! shears ot the coot and practical gamester, t Premature Kiiteriiiciit.s. We lately saw a r-aragrapli stating that a gentleman of lloston, just before his death, which occurred a short time since, made a lat re.jtiest that his remains should be examined daily for a period of ton days, in order to make sure of the fact that life had really departed, lie having a fear of being buried alive. Occasionally a case of premature burial sends thrills of horror through the com munity ; but the lesson which it teaches, that less haste should be manifested in committing deceased persons i iiioir si lent homes, is not always heeded, and in some instances, the body is hardly cold ere the undertaker i called to vjrform his sad oifiee. The ancient (J reeks ami Romans took warning from similar oc- currences, and prohibited the caiiy burial of the dead. The iirat recorded in!aiiro Oi thc recovery to life of an individual i about to be buried, was that of a woman in Agrigeutuni, m ancient Greece, whose funeral was arrested by Empedoeles, a man of great medical skill, and she was restored to lilb. After this a law was passed lorbidmng interment of deceased ! persons until three days had elapsed. Custom extended this period to the sixth 1- seventh day, during which precautions were taken to re store animation, it it was simply suspended, and often with Lf - i loet. The Romans also had their attention turned to this matter in the time of'I'oui-i "That's my dog," continued ho, furious pey, by a physician, who detected signs of; ly. life in a person suT.po.-ed to be dead, who j "ion't care a cuss whose dog it is," was ou a funeral pyre which had already . Paid the man gruffly and impetuously; "I I. ecu lighted. The lames Were extin- j ain't going to have no such blasted smell--.uishud and the individual was resuseita- ' i"g varmint that's been fighting with a tel. Av: !a. another Roman, was less Having fai'en in a L:har:ic fit, he was taken up ibr dead ; his funeral e was erected, tno ilames were Jmhtcd. and Aviola was placed ut.ou it. O iickiy animation, which had only been supcii- ; ded, was revived l-v the beat and he at-; trmrded to !!..' The s-,i.rOorv vl.,! iiaa re iire i a i;tt:e to witne-s th.e st.ecta- cle, rushed to save him, but they were too late. II a was killed by the flames. The praetor Lamia had a similar late am 1 the e of Tubero. who had formerly be-.n praetor, v as saved bv signs of a return u animation being discovered, just as he was about to be laid on the pile. Tn oow ,,!:oi.f r (!.,. ,m-.t,1.-. the. Romans increased the interval between deatli and burial, and scrutinised more closely the signs of dissolution. Custom as well as law required that after decease the nearest relative should close the eyes of the deceased. The boely was theu bathed with warm water, with the two fold ptirpo.se of rendering It fitter to be anointed with oil, if really dead or re animating it if the principle of life was merely sust ended, 'i'ests wvre from time 10 time apoiicd to see it eie atn had taken l: ,, , place, and aiter ;i variety e-i ceremonies 1 , , 1 1 winch were continued lor seven or e ight i ,111 ,;i . .1 1 days, the Loov was carried to the t uncial .. . . . . . . i.e ii 1....I . I ,. and bui ne! in t!;e n.iist 01 a c.i;!cour-e thrice around the pyre, and fi eoue-iitiy oi ( l ,.: 1 m--. 1 I '. 1 1 A , .,1 -1 g t.loil aid lore d li Pations 10 the goci.s asKin ipuickly to consume it. Meielern in.siances of the recovery o: people alter it was supposed ueat'.i had set its seai upon tm-m, are numerous, and t : ' , i.l one was msuiaoneu in oie papeia oui a aui a lew mom us ago. a?cs aiu iu-u 1 ecu rue' a , , III j by physicians where persons have been restored to con.-eiousiu m by the i i.ibin tif the anatomical knife, and who recover ed their health and lived for ears there after. One medical writer, Rruhier, in a dissertation upon the uncertainty of the signs of death and the danger of precipi tate burials, has colleofed one hundred and eighty eases in which persons still living were treated as dead. Fifty-two of these were actually buried alive, four were opened before death, fifty three re- i viveei spontaneously inter being piaceu in ! coffins, and se venty-two were supposed to have died w men tney really hau not. Such facts as thc.-e ought to induce the- utmost caution i:i the dispo.al of persons supposed to le deceased, 'ihe appear - ance ami condition of the bodies should be closely observed, aud a long delay in burial practised. The idea of awakening to consciousness after burial, is a horrid one to every mind, -nd the reality must be terrible. EfJl-A young lady, in reply to her f.ith- er's question why she did not wear lings upon her lingers, said : 1 "Recause, papa, they hurt me whe n anybody s.jiieeces my hand. "What business have -sou to have your ! hand squeezed ?" I "Certainly none ; but still you know' papa, one would like to keep their hand in squeezable order." " 1 n- Tne Alli.-.h am av. NUMBER 21. 'iic E.;tiJISfi el's 'i'ltsiv f or ?(IirU. A gentleman and lady were traveling in Michigan, and having mi-sed the stage, were compelled to take a private convey ance from the town of Souderi to Thom as town. The lady had with her a beauti ful lap dog, which she carried in her lap on an embroidered mat. iuri:tgtlie rid the husband discovered that he had no handkerchief, when the lady lent him. hers, which was fashionably scented with musk. About half way between the two towns the carriage broke down, in the midt of a hard rain, and they were obliged to take refuge in the half way house a "one heirse"' log tavern, consist ing of two rooms a bar room and lodgimr room. The lady laid her lap dog on hs mat before the lire, and herself and hus- baud took seats. In a short time the iren- tleman had occasion to use bin haudker- ' chief, and took it out, leaving it on his j knee when he got through with it. In few moments the landlord opened the door, put his head in, looked around, went out, came in. gazed at the dog las nostrils all the time up-turned in intense disgust. He finally nrpearcd satisfied. ' vvent to the eut.-ide door, opened it, came j hack with a bound, seized the lap dog by the tail, and hurled him howling through : Cue open door full ton rods into the forest. ' T!ie wife fainted ; the husband rose to his ket, terril-ly enraged, and wanted to know i what lie d:d that for ? ' skunk around my tavern !" I The husband and wife vacated the h ; instantly, and proceeded on their wav in tne ram, witn uie iratrments 01 their ill-used de- who had got into such "had odor. - Tn:; Sai.ksmax's 1 I. UN j eh. The Lock- i viw.n .-y.- . auu .lunum i a few days since, into a fashionable ! 1,:it and fur store in that village to make :i;o purchases. The lady was talkative, : aiil1 purchased one or twe articles. When : t1ic twain were about to take their leave, the accommodating salesman (the propri- etor ed" the establishment) ked the lady who had done ttietaik.ni; aud mid the j Lili ll' sLo would not purchase one or j more of his tasteful hats for boys. The lalv. assuming the dignitv of Ouecn Eliz abeth, said M have only been married about twenty minutes. 1 have no boy9 yet." The salesman was speechless, he had not another word to say. I - ?' A gentleman wrote to Dr. Francis tire following note: "iear Doctor. I caught a cold yester ,i 1 j. iiii'. 1 Di . 'l':..&l! at'.JI I'l.lf I I i . lO'.S.i ,1 TT T ' ,- . ,. , I what 1 shall do for them. J. P." 1 .,, , . , , , ... i j o which the uoctor replied: 1 .. . , , , ! "Dear V. l-oi the cold, take half a ' , , . . ,. , ... uf.v ' .mull. llig . f , , ,, , ise, !;u a saddle and Dridie, and riue .1 .. 1 . '" o il. co 4. ( i 11 1 oe 11 1 m iiuie e ujio ! pleasaut weather. Your.-?, Dr. F. ; 1 ' To Kkkp 1('E Fp.om Windows. We find the fjilowing directions to kee "1 fnm, .shoW.w;n.3ows KO:ni; lhc j Ta,.e ; n ortii;larv 1airit.jrush round j : iiMio ::n ordinary paint-urusn or sponge, , 1 .1 ,ri.1a .' hvj ii.i.O villi .Jl l.l. A day a little alcohol, and it will keep the glass as Iree from ice as in the middle of summer, and will give as good a polish as can be got in any other way. lg. It is said that Joe Lane has sent the following despa'ch to the Governor of Sout h Carolina : 'Deer guv oregon is lost. I hev re solved to see seed with mv Xativ stat. 1 The eh ckshun ot Liukon has don the gob. (),,,. onj ,rust ,1UW are ja s0,j a,.j a j S,ltiern union. Yourn, do Lain. ; j KSQ- A man whom Dr. Johnson once j reproved lor following a useless and ele- : moralizing business, said: j -You know, doctor, that I inut live." j The brave ohl hater of everything moan 1 and hateful coolly replied that he did not "See the least necessity for that." ! The Roston post advise a fair : correspondent who complain that the j gentlemen do not ri.-e te give her a reat ! in the horse cars, on the next occasion, ! -to place herself in tbe lap of the best bioking one in the crowd." j ! C;iy lie who tries on his first pair of ; skat js presents to the public eye a strange bleudiug of fall und winter. ; ,."T ! T mi ' - " e ...ice ,..eTos. t.. ouu a a "Bclit.or - Ha h which wul diJTer troru i homuihaving no L,. Line upon liafc: crluoliiie.
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