FRIDAY EVENING, f HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH DECEMBER 1, 1916. l"i E Biqqeiv°| ffl \ Copyright, 1914, by th- Bobba-Merrill Co. (Continued.) "So Mr. Harrowby has come to his senses at last?" be said. "Well, 1 thought tUls vaudeville business would bring blm round, although I must say I'm a bit disappointed down In my heart. My publicity campaign has hardly started. I bad so many lovely little plans for the future. Say, It makes me sad to win so soon." "Sorry?" laughed Mlnot "Lord Har rowby, however, deems It best to call a halt He suggests"— "Pardon me," Interrupted Mr. Trim mer grandiloquently. "As the vletoi Jn the contest I shall do any suggest ing that is done. And what I suggest Is this—tomorrow morning I shall coll upon Allan Harrowby at hla hotel. 1 shall bring George with me, also som newspaper friends of mine. In front of the crowd Allan Harrowby must ac knowledge his brother as the future heir to the earldom of Raybrook."' "Why the newspaper men?" Minol Inquired. "Publicity," said Trimmer. "It's th breath of life to m*—my business, my first love, my last. Frankly, I wanl all the advertisement out of tuis thing I can get At what hour shall w call?" "Ton would not consider a delay oJ a few days?*' Minot asked. "§ave your breath," advised Trim mer promptly. "Ah—l feared It." laugVtd Minot "Well, then—shall we say 11 o'clock' Tou are to call—with George Ilarrow by." "Eleven it is," said Trimmer. They had reached a little park by the har bor's edge. Trimmer looked at his watch. "And that being all settled, I'll run back to the theater." "I myself have advised Harrowby tc surrender"— Minot began. "Wise boy. Good night," said Trim mer, moving away. "Xot that I have been particularly Impressed by your standing as a pub licity man," continued Minot. Mr. Trimmer stopped in his tracks. "As a matter of fact," went on Mi not, "I never heard of you or any of the things you claim to have adver tised until I came to San Marco." Mr. Trimmer came slowly back up the gravel walk. "In just what inland hamlet, un touched by telegraph, telephone, news paper and railroad," he asked, "have you been living?" Minot dropped to a handy bench and ■miled up into Mr. Trimmer's thiD face. "Xew York city," he replied. Mr. Trimmer glanced back at the lights of San Marco hesitatingly. Then —lt was really a cruel temptation—he sat down beside Minot on the bench. He spoke with fervor. The story of his brave deeds rose high to shatter the stars apart. A half hour passed, while his picturesque reminiscences fiowed on. Mr. Minot sat enraptured, his eyes on the harbor, where the Lileth. like a painted ship, graced a painted oceon. "My boy," Trimmer was saying. "I have made the public stop, look and listen. When I get my last publicity in the shape of an 'ln Memoriam' let them run that tag on my headstone. And the story of me that I guess will be told longest after I am gone is the one about the grape Juice that I" He paused. His audience was not listening; he felt it intuitively. Mr. Minot sat with his eyes on the Lileth In the bow of that handsome a ed light had been waved three times. "Mr. Trimmer," Minot said, "your tales are more interesting than the NERVOUS BREAKDOWN Stamford, Conn., Nurse Tells How She Found Health. Stamford, Conn. "I am a nurse and suffered from a nervous break down. I had no appetite and could not sleep at night, and nothing seemed to help me. By chance I heard of [ \inol, and after taking the first bottle, I noticed an improvement, and four bottles made me well and strong, it Kave me a hearty appetite, so I cam sleep soundly or day. I con-! sider Vinol a wonderful tonic." Edith : R. Forbes. Stamford, Conn. The reason V inol is so successful in overcoming such conditions is be cause it is a constitutional remedv : and Roes to the seat of the trouble. It is the greatest strength creator we know —due to the beef and cod liver ! peptones, iron and manganese ppp tonates and glycerophosphates which it contains, all dissolved in a pure medicinal wine, "We have seen so many wonderful recoveries like this right here in Har risburg caused by Vinol, that we feel perfectly safo in offering to return money in every such case where vinol fails to benefit. George A. Oorgas, Drujfgist: Ken nedy's Medicine Store, 321 Market street; C. P. Kramer, Third and Broad streets: Kltzmiller's Pharmacy, 1526 Perry street, Harrisburjc. Also at the leading drug stores In all Pennsylvania I towns. (SEINE H. SOURBIEB I FUNERAL DIRECTOR I*lo North TMrd Strut Ball Pkina. Amtm terrlM, I Use Telegraph Want Ads classics." He ettxxl. "Some other tluie I hope to hear a continuation of them. Just at present I.ord Harrowby, or Mr., If you prefer. Is waiting to hear what arrangement I have made with you. Yoti must pardon me." "I can talk as we walk along." said Trimmer, and proved It In the mid dle of the deserted plaia they sep arated. At the dark stage door of the opera house Trimmer sought Ills propo sition. "Who d'yer mean?" asked the lone stage hand there. "George—Lord Harrowby," insisted Mr. Trimmer. "Oil, that bum actor! Seen him go ing away awhile back with two men that called for him." "Rum actor!" cried Trimmer indig nantly. He stopped. "Two men! Who were they?' The stage hand asked profanely how he could know that, and Mr. Trimmer hurriedly departed for the side street boarding house where he and his fallen nobleman shared a suit About the same time Dick Minot blithely entered Lord Harrowby's apartments in the Hotel de la Pax. "Well," he announced, "you can cheer up. Little George is painlessly removed. He sleeps tonight aboard the good ship Lileth, thanks to the efforts of Martin Wall, assisted by yours truly." He stopped and stared in awe at his lordship. "What's the matter with you?" he inquired. Harrowby waved a hopeless hand. "Minot," he said, "it was good of you. Rut while you have been assist ing me so kindly in that quarter anoth er and a greater blow has fallen." "Heavens! What?"' cried Minot "It is no fault of mine"— Harrow by began. "On which I would have gambled my immortal soul." Minot said. "I thought it was all over and done with five years ago. I was young, sen timental. Calcium light and grease paint and that sort of thing hit me hard. I saw her from the stalls, fell desperately in love, stayed so for six months, wrote letters, burning letters, and now"— "Yes, and now?" "Now she's here. Gabrielle Rose is here. She's here—with the letters." "Oh, for a Runker's ink eraser!" Mi not groaned. On the same busy night when the Lileth fiatfied her red signal and Miss Gabrielle Rose arrived with a package of letters that screamed for a Runker'f two strangers invaded San Marco by means of the 8:19 freight south. Fray ed, fatigued and famished as they were, it would hardly have been kind "Now she's hers. Gabriel!* Rose li here. She's here—with the letters." to study them as they strolled up San Sebastian avenue toward the plaza. But had you been so unkind you would never have guessed that frequently, in various corners of the little round globe, they had known prosperity, the weekly pay envelope and the buyer's crook of the finger summoning a waiter. One of the strangers was short with flaming red hair and In his eye the twinkle without which the collected works of Bernard Shaw are as sound ing brass. He twinkled about him as he walked at the bright lights and spurious gayety under the spell of which San Marco sought to forget the rates per day with bath. "The French," he mused, "are a volatile people, fond of light wines and dancing. So, it would seem, are the Inhabitants of San Marco. White flannels, Harry, wtflte flannels—they should Incase that leaning tower of Pisa you call your mauly form." The other—long, cadaverous. Im mersed in a gentle melancholy groaned. "Some day," said the short man dreamily, "when I am back in the haunts of civilization again I am going to start something—a society for melt ing the atone hearts of editors. Motto, 'Have n heart, have a heart!' Emblem, a roast beef sandwich rampant on a cloth of linen. Ah, well, tnte day wli; come." (To Be Continued.) 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