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18 D ot! e Records
No Money Down; Only 50c a Week
The instrument is the sls Columbia model,
complete with all the details of the modern
disc talking machine equipment.
The records you can judge for yourself when
you hear them.
You can make your own selections, if you
desire, up to sls worth, and you have thou
sands of records in the great Columbia catalog
from which to choose.
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strument, or will we send the outfit to your
home? Either way suits us.
xSjigX Miller & Kades
/nr BFI \ Furniture Department Store
IM' j : J 7 NORTH MARKET SQUARE
Tile Only Store in TTarrisburg That Guarantees to
X^^iVoSell on Credit at Cash Prices
AMUSEMENTS AMUSEMENTS
COLONIAL Tg^grrow
WILLIAMS. HART
Acknoiuledged as the World's Greatest
Portrayer of Western Characters in
"THE RETUKN OF '
DRAW EGAN"
*Gripping Story of a W / estern Bad Man
Whose Reformation is made possible
through a Girl's Innocencq and Purity
Also Fay Tincher in "THE LADY DRUMMER
rIZZ Valeska Suratt in "The Straightway"
TO-DAY ONLY* I
w Mable Taliaferro
TAmm ONE OK AMERICA'S FOREMOST STABS
tm IN A REMARKABLE 5-ACT METRO PLAY
L fj"The Dawn of Love" I
IS ADMISSION 10cI CHILDREN 5e '
S TO-MORROW—A MCE BRADY IN
r ••THE GILDED CAGE"
L MON. AND TUBS. CLARA KIMBALL YOING IN |
"WITHOUT A SOUL"
*!
TODAY AND TOMORROW
What would YOU do If your hcart'a desire seemed about to be won
by your Muter f—Set
"THE HOUSE OF LIES"
for EDNA GOODRICH'S novel notation of thla altuatlon.
Added Attraction To-day PATHE NEWS OeutHchlnnd Returns
TO-MOIIROW— BRAY CARTOONS
IVIOINDAV AIND TUESDAY
"THE FALL OF A NATION"
Thoniax Dlxon'n Thrilllne Film Spectacle of
America'* Future ln Seven Dynamic Part*.
ADMISSION! 10 a. in. to Op. ra. Lower floor, adulta 13c; children lOct
balcony 10c. Evening Adulta Ssc| children IBe; balcony 15c.
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FRIDAY EVENING,
GROUCH AND YOU
GROUCH ALONE?
It's Like the Story of il Laugh
ing World When You Laugh
Through ftfe
THE STORY OF GRUMBLE TONE
By Ella Wheeler Wilcox
There was a boy nunied Grumble Tone
who ran away to sea,
"I'mcick of'things on land," he said,
"as sick as I cau be,
A life upon the bounding wave is just
the life for me!"
But thApcetliing ocean billows failed
to stQßlate his mirth,
For he aid not like the vessel or the
dizzy, rolling berth
And he thought the sea was almost
as unpleasant as the earth.
lie wandered into foreign lands; he
saw each wondrous sight,
But nothing that he heard or saw
seemed just exactly right,
And so he journeyed on and on, still
seeking for delight.
He talked with kings and ladies grand,
he dined in courts, they say.
But always found the people dull and
longed to get away
To search for that mysterious land
where he should want to stay.
He wandered over all the world, his
hair grew white as snow;
He reached that final bourne at last
where all of us must go,
But never found the land he sought;
the reason would you know?
The reason was that north or south,
where'er his steps were bent.
On land or sea, in court or hall, ho
found but discontent,
For he took his disposition with him,
everywhere he went.
(Copyright, 1916, Star Co.)
• As you go along through life, if you
find a great, majority of people you
encounter difficult to live with in so
cial relations, it might be well for you
to analyze your own disposition.
You will not like such an intima
tion, yet I am sure it will be worth
while to entertain it. 1.,00k back
five years, to begin with. How
were things with you five years
ago?
Were you having discordant ex
periences in business or at home?
Did you feel out of sorts with sev
eral of your friends and wish you
could be in a more congenial at
mosphere?
Then come down another year
how was it four years ago? No
Uoube you will be able to bring at
once to mind the most trying and
annoying people who marred your
com fori at that period.
Disagreeable personalities have
a way of leaving a mental photo
graph on sensitive mind plates.
Three and two years ago, being still
at closer range, you will easily
place the individuals in focus who
interefcred with your enjoyment of
life.
Look at Home
Now if you are still finding diffi
culty. in adjusting yourself to your
environment, make up your mind
that some one besides all this varied
company you have known in five
years is in fault.
I<ook into your own disposition.
Are you not aggressive regarding
the manners and methods and ways
of others? And are you not always
sure that you are right and that
others are wrong?
Even if you do not tell them so,
if you are thinking It, your thoughts
are at work laying the underground
wires of discord.
How many people have you fallen
out with in five years?
How many have disillusioned
you?
It tugs at your heartstrings when
you think flow many and you say
to yourself that it is terrible to havfe
friends and acquaintances prove so
unworthy and unsatisfactory.
But remember, these same people:
may all be thinking that it is- you
who have proved unsatisfactory and !
unworthy.
Of course you resent such an idea. |
So would they resent your i
thoughts of them, possibly, even!
probably. That there have been un-1
AMUSEMENTS
QRPHEUM
TO-NIOhT
Tomorrow—Matinee and Nigit
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A RETURN ENGAGEMENT
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By Avery Hopwood
Matinee: 25c, 50c, 75c, SI.OO
Mgbtm 25c to $1.50
Monday Eve., Nov. 13
mBBvA -j s jTi y*.
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AT THE SPECIAL I'RICESi
Lower floor, 75c, 50c; Balcony, sc
Gallery, 25c; llovex, If I.(Ml.
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jfiM Margaret
Wood row
jip Wilson
BENEFIT
POLYCLINIC
X\t< K HOSPITAL
,M NOV. I*7™'
' * 1 Scats 50c to $2
B¥RTON HOLMES
Five MONDAY EVENINGS
Canada VO'CSAST NOV. 20
Canadian Rockies - Nov. 27
Imperial Britain - - Dec. 4
GEHMAN Fatherland, Dec. 11
La Belle France .Dec. 18
'Conrnr Sale Now—ss, $4, t.t. $2
AT BOWMAN A COMPANY
BAKRISBUHG TELEGRAPH
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Men! Men! You Should
Visit the Bowman Store
V. , -
[EjVERY day we are ad- •
9B ding scores of men and
young men to the clientele
of this store, men who ap
preciate these three-fold ad
vantages in clothes-buying: f
J.. The tremendous economies which 9
the great volume of the Bowman busi- s||® 1®
ness makes possible enabling us to jp||2p if
offer at sls, S2O and $25 values which g
are altogether out of range of a one story
2. The fact that we are maintaining in
our clothing the ' highest standards
known to clothes making science all
wool fabrics one hundred per cent and '
no compromise; silk sewing at all points
of strain; painstaking workmanship )MfL\
through and through. M|ipM
3. Tlie fact that we are supported to the
full by the great resources and equip
ment of that famous Philadelphia house, fjiffi ||||M 4ilPI
of whose product we are the exclusive ISBH
distributors in Harrisburg—
A. B. Kirschbaum Co.
In these days when every man is inter
ested in a new overcoat, you should see IfKB \
our selection everything from belted ! WS '''Wiii.
back coats to Chesterfields, and a prac
sls, S2O, $25 & up to S4O I|jr
f / '
worthy, unkind and untrustworthy
individuals among all who have dis
pleased or pained you is more than
likely. And again it is more than j
likely that if you are always being
disappointed in humanity the trouble
lies sometimes in yourself.
Refuse to tTilnk tlvu consecutive
minutes on the misdoings or faults
of your associates.
Watch for things to like and!
praise.
Tell the people you are thrown j
with something admirable about
themselves. Then do not spoil it by
an immediate criticism. If you find I
some one in the oltlce or the house
annoying you, make a pleasant re- j
mark, and if you can get out into]
the fresh air, take a few Inhalations
BAD SPRAINS- OR
MUSCLE STRAIN
Rub pain, ache, soreness and
swelling right out with
"St. Jacobs Oil."
Rub it on a sprained ankle, wrist,!
shoulder, back or a sprain or strain!
anywhere, that's when you realize the j
magic in old, honest "St. Jacobs Oil," j
because the moment it is applied, out
| comes the pain, ache, soreness and
[swelling. It penetrates right Into the
j injured muscles, nerves, ligaments,
[ tendons and bones, and relief comes
instantly. It not merely kills pain,
but soothes and heals the injury so
a quick recovery is effected. '
Get a small trial bottle of "St.
Jacob's Oil" right now at any drug
store and stop suffering. Nothing
else sets things straight bo quickly
so thoroughly. It is the only appli
cation to rub on a bad sprain, strain,
bruise or swelling. \
AMUSEMENTS
No Doubt Now About Who Wins
It I
BOBBY HEATH MP
Six Pretty Girlies
Ami the Hrat of 'l'hla (tond Bill
3 SHOWS TO-MOKBOW NIGHT
HunnlnK run tiuuoiml}' from 6.30
o'clock conic crly and
■ void tile runli.
and think you are drawing In'seren
ity and love and peace.
Then go back and make yourself
| agreeable. Watch yourself that you
do not wear an air of superiority
over your associates. If you feel
that you know more than they do,
keep it to yourself, and let them
find it out.
If they do not detect it, be sure
I you are not so superior as you
j think. The superiority which "has
to announce itself is very inferior,
jlf you are thrown with one of
those unfortunate souls so far be
hind in the march of evolution that
:it Indulges In malicious lies, in
I mischief making or with dissolute
habits, be more sorry than angry.
Ta,lk to the offender as you would
to a child throwing knives about
for amusement, and endeavor to
make him or her realize the danger,
while you keep as wel? out of reach
as permissible until your subject
I has awakened to a better under
| standing.
Do the same with any really vl-
I cious qualities you encounter in
your close associates . The little
| faults and blemishes ignore as much
ias you can, and remember others
! are obliged to condone many of
j your shortcomings.
Cultivate charity, sweetness of
disposition, appreciation of others,
amiability, patience and good na
ture.
I And In the interesting effort to
j acquire these qualities you will for
! get to notice the many faults in
i others which have heretofore ren-
I dered you o dissatisfied with the
many.
WORTH TRYING
Did you say you liavp a trouble?
If you wish to make It double.
Just you tell It to your neighbor in a
confidential way.
Spread it out where folks can know
- it.
I.ct your face and actions show it.
Do not let a soul forget It from the
dawn till close of day.
Would your soul forget its trouble.
Make It vanish like a bubble?
Then you put that little trouble in a
closet out of sight.
Bid it' stay there all unheeded,
Say Its presence Is not needed.
Then you start to work at something
that requires mind and might.
Set yourself to work for others.
For your struggling, burdened
brothers.
You will tlnd so many burdens heav
ier than the one you bear.
That your trifling little trouble
Soon will vanish like a bubble,
And your very self, niy brother, will
forget 'twas ever there.
—Mabel Brown Denlsdn in Kami an<}
Homo.
A PROFITAM,K SKUNK FARM
Several hundred akunta 'as raised
every year for their fur, And oil on a
fur farm owned by Hetjr'v Ferguson In
the foothills of the Adirondack moun
tains In New York. .Alost of the reve-
NOVEMBER 10, 1916.
■ nue comes from the fur as there is
little profit from the oil, writes W. P.
t Doyle in a descriptive article In Farm
and Home. Purs were low last win
ter, but Mr. Ferguson got about $2
' each for his best furs and 400 of nil
1 kinds of skunk skins brought him
brought him over ?700.
[ As his farm is poor and not adapted
to regular farming, being rough semi
, mountainous land, it is ideal for fur
farming.
There is never the unpleasant odor
about the farm that most persons al
ways associate with skunks. The scent
sack is easily removed when they are
about six weeks old. But another
reason is that the odor is employed by
the animals only as a means of de
fense, and on this farm they are all
I pets and nothing is allowed near them
that would put them on the defensive.
' t i The space devoted to the fur pro
ducers covers several acres and is
' fenced in with galvanized steel sheet
ing driven into the ground. On top of
' the two-foot higfc sheeting are several i
strands of barb wire to keep out dogs
I and other enemies.
Several small springs break out of
the hillsides in the inclosure and plen
ty of brush and trees afford the pro
' tection, shade and seclusion that the
, skunks desire. Breeding females are
fenced apart from each other and the
, males and females are kept apart
when the young are small. When a
year old they are full size and ready
to be killed for their pelts.
Dice are about the only thing that
AJII'SIIME.VTS
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' A FREE LECTURE ON
j
j Christian Science
,; WILL BK GIVEN IN THE
Orpheum Theater, Harrisburg, Pa.
BY \
FRANK BELL, C. S.
HARRISBURG, PA.
Member of the Christian Science Board of LectureshiKof the First
Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Mass. v
Sunday Afternoon, November 12, 1916
AT 3:30 O'CLOCK
Lcclure Under Auspices of
First Church of Christ, Scientist
OF HARRISBURG, PA.
THE PUBLIC IS INVITED NO TICKETS REQUIRED
ever trouble the skunks, and lice can
be controlled by the use of a good
powder. The mother skunks raise one
litter of from 4 to 10 once a year.
They eat much the same food as cats
—milk, cornmeal mash, meat, tablo
scraps and green stuff forming their
chief diet.
AMUSUEMKNTS
Tenth Annual Course
of Lectures
Harrisbur; Teachers' Association
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 11)10
Bishop William A. Quayle
"Hall Cnlnc aiul His Island"
Thursday, Jan. 11, 1917
Burnell R. Ford
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THE ELECTRICAL WIZARD
Thursday, March 8, 1917
The Cadman Concert Co.
Reserved Seats at StlcfT's Piano
Rooms, 24 Xortli Second Street, on
and after Saturday, Nov. 11, 1910.
COURSE TICKETS, SI.OO
Single Tickets Sold Monday at 50c