XfcfcMen T^|nTeßesT^£ Absentee Wives Is> DOROTHY DIX "Well," said the Bookkeeper, "the good old summer time is here at last. The summer widower ha* bloomed out In all his dazzling beauty on the roof gardens, and that's an unfailing sign that there is going to be a hot time In the old town." "Yes." assented the Stenographer. "I Raw a bunch of >m last night looking like schoolboys playing hookey and frisking about like two year-olds. Funny, isn't It, now the loss of his wife always chlrtts a man up?" "The procession of hump-should ered, listless, grouchy men going; down to the Grand Central to see their wives off for the summer, and the same line of dead-game sports, with their hats set at a wicked angle, who fox-trot away from tne station after wifey's car pulls out, always makes nie think of the 'before' and 'after' taking pictures of the patent medicine advertisements, while a six months' real widower always goes about looking as if he had got money from home." . - "1 don't see where the women who •have nothing to do but to keep house butt into this vacation business, any way," objected the Bookkeeper; "pretty fierce, I call it, for the wife, who doesn't need it, TO get a hike around to all the glad spots, while the poor husband, who needs a rest, has to stay in town and now down his job." "Oh. it's a double-action ulesslng!" exclaimed the Stenographer; "the wife is traveling for her nusnand's health." Machine Gunmen to Be Taken Into Guard Pittsburgh. Oct. 27.—-t'olonel James i H Bigger. Eighteenth Regiment, Na tional Guard of Pennsylvania, to-day j ordered the recruiting of fifty men for • a machine gun company, which the I War Department at Washington has j notified him. through Adjutant Gen- j eral Stewart, at Harrisburg, it will ecuip with guns. It is specified that j all recruits, in addition to the regular qualications, must have had mechan- | leal training. The company will be commanded by Captain Robert Pol lock. regimental quartermaster, and will be supplied with one-half the an nual ammunition allowance for target practice. It is expected that men for the command will be taken from the different companies of the regiment. It Is expected that machine gun companies will be organized to act with the infantry regiments of the Na tional Guard as a result of the offer of thi War Department, to supply equip ment to this State. Adjutant General Thomas J. Stewart said to-day that he had written to the colonels command ing each regiment asking whether they could raise the companies to handle ; the guns, but thus far few had replied, j although preliminary steps to recruit j had been undertaken in some cities. A demonstration of machine gun ' work was given at the encamoment of { the Second Brigade at Indiana last I summer and considerable interest stirred among the guardsmen. Thus far the machine gun detachments of militia regiments have not been fully organized, but where formed were un direction of commissary depart mental officers as a tentative propo sition. TWO REPORTED KIDNAPED El Paso. Texas, Oct. 2". —Ernest F. Ayton, a wealthy British mining man, ;ind the priest of the Guanacevi dis trict of Chihuahua were kidnaped on' October 19 by an armed force. Repre- I mentations have been made to the State | Department. s I T / S I O"H M PIU S R H T? E ST SHOP "TPNIYI R 9 I I ), other day a man said to us, "Great % I Scott, everybody in Harrisburg must read <£ I your Want Ad Page. About a week ago, I had $ % some furniture in the house for which I had no further use and put a Want Ad in the | TELEGRAPH to see if I couldn't sell some I 1 of it. Well, sir, I could have sold a carload § £ of furniture from that one little Want Ad." § And this man is well known in Harrisburg ? —his name is withheld on request. s P Hundreds of others are taking advantage of these little money-savers. Is your attic or basement overloaded with a lot of useless 5 furniture, an old stove, or perhaps a carpet § I or two? Turn 'em into cash, the Want Ad 8 ? way. Just call 41.00 and let us help you word 2 \ your ad. It'll cost but a penny a word. What this other man has done, you can do, \ \ with a TELEGRAPH Want Ad. I Y. WEDNESDAY EVENING, "How is that?" inquired the Book s keeper. "She's giving hubby a, rest and a t change," responded the Stenographer, f "Any woman who has wrestled with i the servant question for a year; 3 who has thought out 1,09b regular meals, and a few extra ones; who has . had to cater to a family mat de t manded Delmonlco fare on a quick ; lunch expenditure, and had to sew, and - twist, and turn and spradate a dollar 3 over a five-spot void, has earned a i holiday. "So has the husband, and if he - can't get away from his business the ; next best thing is to get away from s the clack of his wife's tongue, the i noise of the children, the wveriasting , monotony of home cooking, and the , bondage of keeping home ruies. It l rests you, you know, to slip the col i, lar." I "T should think too much Maria t would get on a fellow's nerves." sug ; gested the Bookkeeper, i "Sure thing." replied th«* Stenogra • pher, "when people get to Doring each other they take to throwing the > hammer just for diversion, and to s liven things up. If most couples • I were married only three dayr a week , instead of seven, matrimony would , be a glad, sweet thing, instead or a s scrapplng-mateh. > "You have to get away from even , the people that you love every now i and then to get a focus on their virtues, just like you have to board for a while to get a line on all the ! j comforts of home. That's what makes '[the summer vacation a ttre saving ' station for married folks." !TO DEDICATE SCHOOIi- HOI'SK AT CAMP HI IX i A number of prominent men will ! speak at the dedication of the new i schoolhouse in Camp Hill on Friday | night. They include Secretary of In ternal Affairs Henry Houck, Dr. J. j George Becht. County School Superin- I tendent Green and Assistant Supertn i tendent Rice. The Music Club of , j Camp Hill will furnish music assisted j by the musical orchestra. BL'LGARS POSSESS PORTS By Associated Press Dondon, Oct. 27. lt is seniiofficial ■ ly announced in Berlin, says a dis patch from Rotterdam to the Dally Telegraph, that all the Important har bors in Eastern Serbia on the Danube are in possession of the Bulgarians and that further access for the Ser bians by way of Rumania Is therefore stopped. POPE BENEDICT INDIGNANT By Associated Press Rome, Oct. 26, via Paris, Oct. 27. ; The- Tribuna says that the Pope is j deeply indignant over the Austrian | air raid on Venice and that he will j write to the patriarch of Venice de ploring such "useless acts of barbar | Ism." RUSS POSITIONS PENETRATED By Associated Press Berlin, Oct. 27, via London, 4.21 P. M.—German troops under Field Mershal von Hindenburg have pene trated Russian positions over a front of more than a mile in the fighting in the Dvinsk region, the war office an nounced to-day. "PENNSY" DECLARES DIVIDEND By Associated Press Philadelphia, Oct. 27.—The Penn | sylvanla Railroad Company to-day de | clared the regular quarterly dividend of 1% per cent. EARNEST SEES VICTORY AHEAD Tells Big Hummelstown Meet ing Republicans Will Carry That District Despite one of the worst nights of the campaign large audiences greeted the Republican campaigners in Wal tonviUe, Ruthertord and Hummels town, where more than 200 voters heard the Issues discussed at the Star theater. William H. Earnest, the well known attorney of that town, who pre sided. said that he had never known a time When the people of that dis trict were so well satisfied with the Republican ticket and that Hummels town will give a rousing majority next Tuesday. CAMPAIGN NOTES The Republican candidates will be guests of the Harrisburg Republican club at a reception this evening Oscar G. Wickersham. county re corder. was a speaker at Shellsville the other evening and urged the election ot the Republican ticket as "the best ever nominated by the party In this county." The limit of newspaper nerve was displayed the other night when a rep resentative of a morning mouthpiece tor the Democratic gang went so far as to attempt to dictate to F. B. Snave ly over the telephone what he might and might not say about Hoy G. Dan ner. Mr. Snnvely replied that he had never misrepresented Mr. Dahner and sympathized with him, but if the "sympathy racket" was to be worked in behalf of any candidate he thought that William F Houser, father of 13 children and whose wife is an invalid, might come :n for a little. To-morrow evening the Republican campaigners* will be in Steelton and Oberlin. Cost Witness Money Every Time He Opened His Mouth, Tells Court When a Steelton foreigner, a wit ness subpenaed by Jacob David Geb hart to testify as to the character of the house maintained by his wife, Pearl Gebhart, the witness flatly de < lined to talk In October 'li' orce court to-day. Marital infidelity was the charge pre ferred against Mrs. Gebhart in the husband's suit for legal separation, tut the best efforts of the quizzing at torneys couldn't elicit a single admis sion of any description from the man in the witness box. "Didn't you see people of question able character going into her house?" the witness was asked. "Now tell." "We tell nozzing," flatly retorted the witness. 'We tell not a 'ting. Ev'ry time me open mout' about her, it cost a-me money. Nev-air again!" The 'Gebhart case practically fin ished October term court to-day. JOYRIDE ENDS IN WOMAN'S DEATH [Continued From First Page.] speed. The machine when it plunged into the creek, turned over, hurling Sherman and Miss Johnson from the car. Robinson and Miss Stewart were pinned under the auto. Robinson finally extricated himself and held Miss Stewart's head above water until aid arrived. Miss Stewart is survived by her par ents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Stewart, of Hagerstown. The other occupants of the car were not Injured. The machine standing upside down In the middle of the stream Is badly damaged. The police are now trying to locate Sherman and the other two persons who were in the machine. All of the party were colored. PLANNERS DISCUSS 'CROSS RIVER FARM DEVELOPMENT The City Planning Commission last evening considered the 'cross-river development scheme suggested in con nection with the proposed traffic con gestion problems. Among other things the planners considered the laying out of th<> lower Walton farm south of L-moyne,. although the Commission wil! view the farm before passing finally on the lay-out. The Commissioners also approved the William S. Harris tract bounded by Pierce. Twenty-sixth, Derry and Greenwood streets, and the council manic measures authorizing the open ing and grading of Summit street and the closing of Brown street. MRS. SARAH J. SMITH Mrs. Sarah J. Smith, aged 78, widow of the late William J. Smith, died this morning at her home. 600 A Boas street. She is survived by four sons, George F„ Harry C.. John W„ Benja min S. Smith all of this city, and three brothers. She has been a resident of this city for the last tlfteen years. Funeral services will be held Friday afternoon at 2 o'clock at her late home the Rev. Henry W. A. Hanson, pastor of Messiah Lutheran church officiat ing. Burial will be made at East Harrisburg cemetery. MRS. SAMCEI, M. EM RICH DIES Special to The Telegraph Swatara Station, Pa., .Oct. 27. Mrs. Amanda S. Emerich, wife of Sam uel M. Emrich, a well-known carpen ter and contractor, died at her home this morning at 6 o'clock, after an illness of only two days from a paralytic stroke. Funeral services will be heid on Friday morning at 9 o'clock at the house, with burial at Fishburn's Church at 10 o'clock. DON'T SUFFER—LAUGH AT STOMACH MISERY Your Own DruKxlm Will Krturn lour Money If Ml-o-na Does Not Ilc lleve Dyspepsia Among all the hundreds of remedies in every well stocked drug store, there are few that the druggist is able to sell on a guarantee to refund the money If they do not cure. Ml-o-na, the famous dyspepsia rem edy, however, has helped so many stomach sufferers that every druggist who sells it is able to say, "If this rem edy does not relieve you, come back to my store and 1 will cheerfully return your money." Anyone who has dyspepsia, indiges tion, headache, dizzy feelings, or liver troubles, should take advantage of this chance to be made well without any 1 risk of spending their money to no pur pose. Ml-o-na will relieve you, will reg ulate the digestion, will enable you to eat what you want. If It does not do all this It will not cost you a cent. Many druggists who have sold hun dreds of boxes of Mi-o-na say they have yet to receive the first complaint from any customer. Such a record is sim ply marvelous and speaks volumes for the merit of the remedy. It is easy enough to fill a column with the symptoms afflicting those who have dyspepsia, but there is no need of describing their condition. What they want Is relief and they can al most certainly get It In Mi-o-na. Do not suffer a day longer with disordered digestion. If Ml-o-na relieves you it costs you 50 cents a box, If It does not. the druggist will return your money. Sold, by 11. C. Kennedy and other lead ing dealer*.—Advertisement. HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH I^[amuseAments^[ '' * .. i EDNA GOODRICH Who makes her screen debut Novem ber IS in "Armstrong's Wife," a Lasky film on the Paramount Picture Pro gram. ORPKEUM To-morrow night May Robson in "The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary," preceded by "John Henry." Friday, matinee and night, October 29 "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Monday evening. November I—Free Christian Science lecture. Wednesday, matinee and night, No vember 3 - - "The Newlyweds and Their Baby." MAY ROBSON A wholesome comedy, played whole somely, good-naturedly and weii, is "The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary," to be presented bv America's funniest comedienne. May Robson, and her splendid company at the Orpheum to morrow evening. In addition to "Aunt Mary" Miss Robson will present a comedy playlet. "John Henry." based on Elizabeth Jordon's character sketches. The play isn't new and many local theatergoers have seen it before, t-ut it is one of the modern plays that bear seeing a second time, or a third, «!' as often as one has the opportunity and feels the need of a good laugh, and just a bit of a lesson to teach tolerance of others' views and acts. Aunt Mary as played by Miss Robson is a delightful spinster who is per- | suaded to tear herself away from her ) farm and her cats to visit New York and there is precipitated into the gav metropolitan life, which fascinated her 1 to the extent that she would Introduce roof gardens, cabarets and other night features of the fiay White Way into her New England home. —Adv. "UNCLE TOM'S CABIN" Earl Burgess will present that ever lasting success, "Uncle Tom's Cabin," at the Orpheum for two performances cn Friday afternoon and evening. For a play holding the stage over fifty years, within which period not a single season has elapsed during which it has been absent from the theater "Uncle Tom's Cabin" still exhibits won derful vitality. Thousands still laugh and weep over its various incidents nightly. Mr. Burgess promises a beautiful scenic production and a street parade will be given at noon. The seat sale opened this morning.— Adv. CARTOON MUSICAL COMEDY COMING TO ORPHEUM The big musical gayety, "The Newly weds and Their Baby," built around C-eorge McManus' well-known cartoons of the same name, will be the attrac tion at the Orpheum next Wednes day, matinee and night, and promises, from the interest already displayed In the engagement, to be one of the larg est attended events of the theatrical year.—Adv. MAJESTIC VAUDEVILLE To-day confronts local vaudeville devotees with their last opportunity to see the cleverly balanced and popular vaudeville bill that is being exhibited at the Majestic for the first half of the week. The program Includes the quaint Hebrew comedy sketch called "Solomon's Bargain," featuring Hynian A tiler and company; also the Inas Family of Spanish dancers, musicians and gymnasts, and Fern and Mayne, a young couple in a clever arrange ment of good comedy and songs. Not much less In Importance are Mcßae and LaPorte, comedy thrillers, and I Tom Mahoney, the popular Irish sing ing comedian. In keeping with the general Hallowe'en spirit that will pre vail at the Locust street playhouse dur ing the last- half of the week, the man agement has succeeded in procuring Ben Rolfe's delightful musical plavlet called "Ye Olde Time Hallowe'en," to be the leading act of the festive pro gram. This act was presented as the headjiner at the Orpheum a season or two ago and scored a solid hit, so there are reasons to believe that Majestic patrons will take to it just as favor ably.—Adv. AT THE COLONILAL Nothing that quite equals the nov eltj and lavish expensiveness of manv of the scenes In "The Soul of Broad way, William Fox's latest success starring Valeska Suratt, has been dis played through the medium of the motion-picture camera since the mak ing of the first crude "flickers." This sensational 'eature. which makes Its early local showing at the Colonial Theater to-day and to-morrow, calls in daring and novelty in the very spirit displayed in the making of these scenes. Ultra-modernism marks them and the furniture and draperies all oo>respond in their general kev of Futuristic art. For instance, the scene showing the boudoir of Iji Valencia (Miss Suratt). where she receives her infatuated old millionaire admirer, is r> revelation in the modern use of black and white in decoration. This is an immense set, containing hun dreds of pieces of furniture and prop erties, yet everything harmonizes which is not surprising when It is con sidered that everything In the room was. especially designed and con structed with this end in view The Immense expense attaching to this may he Imagined: but Herbert Brennon, the director, had been given carte blanc by Mr. Fox to make "The Sou! of Rrondway" til* most lavishly staged picture ever screened, and those who see it will admit that Mr. Brennon has done so. During the run of the pic ture Miss Suratt will don 150 gowns of extreme and lavish design, the wardrobe renresenting a lavout of * 100.000.—Adv. MARY PICKFORT) IN "RAOS" SHOWING AT THE REGENT Daniel Frohman presents Mary Pickford in overpowering and typical characterization, as "Rags" at the Recent to-dav and to-morrow. This five-part production of the* Paramount program is a delightful combination of comedy and drams, both of which elements of the story are thoroughly human. After the per fect acting of Maiy Pickford, tho story deserves th* greatest prnlpe. "Ra«s" is the daughter of a drunk "The Quality Store" || i ® 1 Underwear Supremacy | M JJIGHT now is the time to put on heavier underwear HI —the weather changes daily. VL-^E jj|j Knowing people come here for underwear for every member of JM r, : ] Eg} the family—because the quality is here, always. 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Wool Union Suits at Drawers in both regulars and stouts—shirts Etti GSJ $2.25 to $3.00. in regular, double breast arid double back GS' MEN S UOTTON RIBBED SHIRTS AND styles—medium weights at SI.OO unci $l5O EH PfH DRAWERS very elastic medium and Heavy weights at SI,OO, $1.25, $1 50 and EH heavy weight, 50c. Best quality Egyptian $2.25 per garment. * I | L. W. COOK | 1 m m BEN ROLFE TO PRESENT "YE OLDEN TYME HALLOWE'EN" AS THE CROWNING FEATURE OF THE MAJESTICS CELEBRATIONS DURING LAST HALF OF WEEK Hallowe'en festivities in Harrlsburg will reach their height at the Majestic Theater, where, during the last half of the week a general observance of the occasion will hold sway. The theater itself looks beautiful decked out in its festive dress of pumpkins, corn stalks, lanterns, etc., arranged in artistic fashion. To further augment these party days the management was successful in securing Ben Rolfe's delightful musical playlet called "Ye Olde Tyrae Hallowe'en," which Is a stage presentation of the occasion as it was observed by the better class In the days when grandmother was a girl. Pretty girls, clever players, and superb musicians and singers present this delightful playlet in telling fashion.—Adv. i ard, who abuses and mistreats her, but whom she loves. Her mother was loved by a wealthy man, to whom, however, she preferred the worthless man she married, dying after the birth of her daughter. How "Rags" becomes so enmeshed in the web of fato that she meets the nephew of the man whom her mother rejected and falls in love with him, though realizing that his social position is too far above hers to ever permit a marriage between them, and how evmtually her mother's lover learns of her unhapplness and takes her to his palatial home to live with him, where his nephew again meets her, and in the new surroundings renews his love, are convincingly and sympa thetically related in the photoplay. Friday, one day only—by request— return engagement of "Arc You a Mason?" with the celebrated- come dian John Barrymore. Advertise ment. All Ready For Big Rally and Pig Roast Arrangements have been completed for the pig roast and rally of the Har rlsburg Colored Republican Club to be held to-morrow evening at the club house, 810 South Tenth street. A number of candidates will be pie-sent to speak. The arrangements are being made by Edward B. Whiten, president; Solomon Johnson, vice president; Thomas Baltimore, secre tary, and Harrison Presbury, treas urer. WILLIAM BOWERS GUILTY By Associated Press Pittsburgh, Oct. 27.—A jury in crimi nal court, hers to-day returned a ver dict of guilty against William Bowers, o f Washington. D. C., who was tried in connection with an assault upon T. Franklin Schneider, a wealthy candy manufacturer of that city, in a hotel here last June. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years Always bears ■laiwiet OCTOBER 27, 1915 Perry County Farmer Killed Under Automobile New Bloomfield, Pa., Oct. 27. Yes terday morning Levi Markel.of Elliotts burg, while at the Home of his daugh ter, Mrs. Frank Long, in Center town ship, was caught under his automobile and killed. He had the car jacked up and one wheel off and while under the car it slipped off the jack and he was caught by one of the stay rods. His son-in-law, Frank Long, discovered hint when he came In trom the corn field at noon and the body was taken to his late home, at Elllottsburg. where he resided with his other daughter, Mrs. Llla Kell. Funeral services will be held on Saturday afternoon, at 1:30 o'clock, with burial In New Bloomfield Cemetery. AUTOIST SENT TO JAIL FOR YEAR Special to The Telegraph York, Pa., Oct. 27.—Harry Landes was sentenced by Judge Wanner to day to a year in the county jail and ordered to pay S3OO for running down with an automobile and killing Bruce Ainsberger, 14 years old, on the Chanceford turnnike last summer. He was Indicted for voluntary man slaughter, but was permitted to plead guilty to Involuntary manslaughter. DINNER TO EMPLOYES The office employes of the Minter Publishing Company were delight fully entertained at an elaborate din ner at the Senate last evening by the proprietor, Luther Minter. Those present were Misses Mary Beachler, Mae DePuy, Vernle Brinton, Iva Thompson, Jane Dowling, Ruth Elchelberger, Elizabeth Minter, Mrs. Harry Hill, Mrs. Luther Minter and Luther Minter. "The New Shoe" The Latest Gypsy Pattern Midnight Blue—Price $6.00 STFXKLEY'S, 404 Broad St. ELEVENTH WARD MEETING An enthusiastic meeting of Eleventh ward voters was held last night at the home of Robert L. Henderson, 1917 Logan street. The speakers were A. S. Fields, Robert L. Henderson and H. B. Hanlen. The meeting endorsee* Wil liam H. Lynch, M. Harvey Taylor and W. AV. Caldwell. (t What to Do For Itching Skins There is immediate relief for skins itching, burning and disfigured by ecze ma, ringworm, or similar tormenting skin-trouble, in a warm bath with resi nol soap and a simple application of resinol ointment. The sooth ing, healing resinol f/%, \i\ medication sinks f |\\ right into the skin, I stops itching in- \[ I I stantly, andsaon \ /0 clears away all trace of eruption, even in severe and stubborn cases where other treatments have had little or no effect. You need never hesitate to use resi nal. It is a doctor's prescription that has been used by other physicians for twenty years in the treatment of skin affections. It contains absolutely nothing that, could injure the tenderest skin. Every druggist sells resinol oint ment and resinol soap. Samples free, Dept. 7-R, Resinol, Baltimore, Md.— Advertisement. 7
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