2 Drops of "GETS-IT" OutConu* the Com! It's the World's Wonder; New Fails. You'll make goo-goo eyes at your feet, after you use "GETS-IT," anil you'll find the places where those blanket y corns used to be, just smooth as your cheek. "Haw WW. h a "GETS-IT Smil. 7 W.H. a Good Deal Onr 2 Faatl" There's no corn or callus among the millions of feet Jn the world that "GKTS-IT" will not remove—there's no escape. "GETS-IT" is the new way, the simple, common-sense, sure way. It does away with greasy ointments, •salves, pads, cotton lings, harnesses, knives, scissors, razors, (lies, and the limping and the painful pigeon-toe walk of so many corn-pestered peo ple. All you do is to put 2 drops of "GETS-IT" on—the corn shrivels up—- and good bye. Nothing else in the world like "GETS-IT." Millions are using It. There's no pain, no trouble, no changing shoes because of corns. "GETS-IT" is sold by druggists every where, 2Be a bottle, or sent di rect by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago. PIT STOMACH IN FINE CONDITION Says Indigestion Results From an Excess of Hydrochloric Acid Undigested food delayed in the stomach decays, or. rather, ferments the same as food left in the open air, savs a noted authority. He also tells us that Indigestion is caused by Hyper acidity, meaning, there is an excess of hydrochloric acid in the stomach, which prevents complete digestion and .starts food fermentation. Thus every thing eaten sours in the stomach much like garbage sours in a can, forming acrid fluids and gases which inflate the stomach like a toy balloon. Then we feel a heavy, lumpy misery in the chest, we belch up gas, we eruc tate sour food or have heartburn, flat ulence, water-brash or nausea. He tells us to lay aside all digestive aids and instead get from any phar macy four ounces of .lad Salts and take a tablespoonful in a glass of i water before breakfast and drink l while it is effervescing, and further more. to continue this for a week. While relief follows the first dose, it is important to neutralize the acidity, re move the gas-making mass, start the liver, stimulate the kidneys and thus promote a free flow of pure digestive juices. Jad Salts is inexpensive and is made •from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia and sodium phosphate. This harmless salts is used by thousands of people for stomach trouble with excellent results.—Adver tisement. How Thin People Can Get Fat Increase in Weight Ten Pounds or More A Ailvicr "I'd certainly give most anything to li. able to fai up a few pounds and >tav that way." declares every exces sively thin man or woman. Such a re sult is not impossible, despite past failures. Thin people are victims of niul-nutrition, a condition which pre vents the fatty elements of food from being taken nn by the blood as they iire when the powers of nutrition are normal. Instead of getting into the blood, fll the fat and flesh prodxicing • lenient? stay in the intestines until they pass from the body as waste. To correct this condition and to pro duce a healthv normal, amount of fat the nutritive processes must be arti ficially supplied with the power which nature has denied them. This can best be accomplished by eating a Sar wol tablet with every meat, Sargol is a scientific combination of six of the best strength-giving, fat-producing lements known to the medical pro fession. Taken with meals, it mixes with the fooii and turns the sugars and starches into rich, ripe nourishment f"i tlio tissues and blood and its rupid effect is remarkable. Reported sjains <•!" from ten to twenty-five pounds in v. single month are by no means infre • liient. Vet its action is perfectly na tural and absolutely harmless. Sargol is sold by George A. Gorgas and other nood druggiots everywhere at.d every package contains a guarantee of wei-vht increase or money bkek, < auiion:—While Sargol has produced remarkable results in the treatment of nervous indigestion and general stom ach disorders, it should not, owing to its remarkable flesh producing effect, be used by those who are not wllllnir to increase their weight ten pounds or more.—Advertisement. CREAM FOR CATARRH OPENS UP NOSTRILS Tells How To Get Quick Relief from Head-Colds. It s Splendid! In one minute your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. Xo more hawking, snuffling, Mowing, headache, dryness. Xo strug gling for breath at night; your cold or catarrh will be gone. Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply n little of this fragrant, antiseptic, healing cream in your nostrils, it penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothes the inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes instantly. It's just fine. Don'f stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh Relief comes so quickly.—Advertisement. Practical Prescription Against Stomach Acidity Nine-tenths of all rases of stomach trouble nowadays are caused l>y too much acid. In tin- beginning the stom ach itself is not diseased but if this acid condition is allowed to continue, the acid is very likely to eat into the stomach walls and produce stomach ulcers which may render a radical sur gical operation necessar> even lo pro long life. Therefore, an "acid stomach" is really a dangerous condition ami should be treated seriously. ft is ut terly useless to lake pepsin and ordin ary stomach tablets. The excess acid or stomach hyperacidity must be neu tralized by Hie administration of an efficient antacid. I'or this purpose the best remedy is bisuntted magnesia taken in teaspminful doses in a fourth ■if a glass "f water after o.ieh mi *l. l.argei quantities may be ysed if neeff sure as if is absolutely harmless, Br. sure lo ask your druggist for the bU ur«t«d iflsnnosia as other forms >if mag «••!» witke'eflsttlve mouth w»ih«s but Uuy h*v« Bet the i»n« action oa tht MnMk M the kliuriUi.—Adv. THURSDAY EVENING?, LOCAL MEN 10 TAKE PART IN CONFERENCE Bishop Burt Has Been Petitioned to Return All Methodist Pastors Here I ■MauaHMH The forty-seventh ! annual conference of i the Methodist Epis- | copal Church of Cen- j tral Penniy lvanla, l convening » t Shamo- j ft HM March 17, under the i • presidency of Bishop ' ' Burt, will consist of | (Mas Harrisburg preach- ' W|LilH| ers will take a proml nent part in the pro- IjPfcjHßH gram, the ilev. Dr. J. ' the principal speakers' at the annl- j I versar.v of the board of Sunday schools; , the Rev. A. S. Willams, presiding at I the anniversary of the Home Mission- | ary Society and the Rev. Robert W. j Run.van at the anniversary on me- ! moirs. -Nothing definite can tie learned con- j cerning the return of the seven Meth- j odist pastors of the Harrisburg i churches, but petitions have been i made by all congregations requesting 1 the bishop to return their respective : pastors for the ensuing year. Governor Brumbaugh will speak at the afternoon session of the laymen's j association, on Saturday, March 20, ! and Charles H. Hoffman, of this city, ' ! president, will speak on "Good Fellow- : ship" in his official address In tho I morning. To Hold Parcel Post Sale. —Class 10 of St. Matthew's Sunday School will I hold a parcel post sale in the ban queting room of the church this even- j ing. Cake and ice cream will be on ! sale in addition to the parcels. Arrange Nodal Concert. lnstr umental and vocal solos, readings, reci- | tations and music by at least a bun- j dred members of the evangelistic ' chorus, under Professor Charles Clip- | pinger. will be on the program of the 1 social concert at St. Paul's Methodist ; Church to-night. Chorus to Sing. —Members of the Harrisburg evangelistic chorus will sing at the revival services this even- i ing in the Second Baptist Church. The ! Rev. A. J. Greene Is in charge of the ! services. To Address Traction Men. —The Rev. j S. Edwin Rupp, pastor of Otterbeln i United Brethren Church, will address 1 the shopmen of the Harrisburg Rail- \ ways Company at their weekly prayer ' | and praise meeting Friday during the ! noon lunch hour. Speaks Oil (ircal Problems. The ; | Rev. Dr. L. B. Wolf, of Baltimore, : spoke at a public meeting in Trinity | Lutheran Church last evening on "Tho I Great World Problems of the Hour." | Says Europe Is Ahead in Safety Appliances Dr. John Price Jackson, Comuiis- j sioner of l.abor and Industry, deliv ered a lecture on "Safety First" before j tho men's Bible class of Immanuel ! Presbyterian Church last night. lie pointed out the highly advanced i safety appliances used in European 1 countries for the protection of factory i employes and the traveling public, i comparing them with the lack of care so common in this country. He showed i several interesting moving picture ' film stories illustrating the need of | greater care in buildings and on the - streets. Simon Boyer. superintendent of the ! class, introduced the speaker. Mrs. Wilbur Harris sang several solos. At ' tiie close of the address "America" was j sung by the audience and illustrated ! with colored screen pictures. l>lt- PAGER TO LiFCTUKE OX HIS EUROPEAN TRIP; Dr. Charles B. Fager. Jr.. principal I of Technical high school, will sive J an illustrated lecture on his travels in Europe, particularly the Balkan states, this evening to members of the James, McCormick and Iteinhard Bible Classes of Pine Street Presbyterian Church. Colored slides, made by the State Department of Education from the 1 pictures taken by Dr. Fager, will be ' used. j Governor to Speak at Boyd Bible Class Feed | Governor Brumbaugh will .sneak at the annual banquet of the James Boyd , Bible class at the Paxton Presbyterian 1C hurch to-morrow night. Other speakers will be the Rev. J. I>. Uynson ,of Lebanon: J. A. Rose superintendent of the Sunday school; L>r. J. J. Alullowney. 11. L. Holmes. Sr.. and the Rev. 11. B. King, riastor of the j church. The dinner will be served bv I members of the ladies' Aid Society. ' Brotherhood Completes Banquet Arrangements Arrangements are about completed for the seventh annual banquet of the Brotherhood of Covenant Presbyterian Church which will be held to-morrow evening in the social rooms of the church. .More thnp two hundred invi tations have been sent out and ac knowledgments are coming in fast. I The social committee which is headed |by Samuel R. Harris has spared no time or expense to make this banquet | a big success. The Ladies' Aid So | ciety, composed of wives of the inem ! berg have prepared an excellent menu. Jesse E. B. Cunningham and ] Prof. .McGinnes of the public schools of Steelton, will be the speakers Two Men's Bible Classes Take Local Option Stand The members of the men's Bible class of the First T'nited Brethren Church approve of Governor Brunt* | baugh's vtand in the local option light Tli- pastor, the Rev. J. T. Spangler was instructed to notify the Dauphin county legislators of the action taken The men's Bible class of the Stevens Memorial Methodist Church took the same stand in a formal letter endors ing' local option and congratulating the Governor on his attitude. ; tkvqjSEjj§MENTg|| M AJKSTIV I j This evening and to-morrow afternoon i and evening—Unman War Picture*. i j Saturday, afternoon and evening '' The Boston Knglish upera Company will present "II Trovatore." Wednesdfiv. March IT. inalince and eveiling—"l.'nder Cover." . Thursday. March is, inatlnit and even j ins "When Ureanis Come True. OBPHKIM i I Kv«ry «riariiaun «nd evening Uig h-4 CIM« Vaudeville, I'&jg&l „ JSjOUKTIOrtZ Cl z^' * Chamois finish; 10- Call 1991—Any Phone Founded 1871 A | yd. lengths. Value 75c. ■- - - CL~C fumed oak: set consists of ~ N ~ ~ ~ ! jsioSo and $12.50 < nn fhp > Draperies Women's and | $6.00 " sprnig scafs Vjli LUC Silkoline, 8* and 10* yd. , Third Fioor-BOWMANs a - Fumcd , °^,^ ttCeS ' r/irn/?/ - regularlv 10c and 12% c; Children S } ► 95.95; formerly $12.00; up- plain and figured V-lIIIUTen 5 , < ► bolstered scats of brown r- 1 n ___ . __ /\„i. ft 4\ , Spanish leatherette. FIOOVm L &08 T GIoVCS . AUt<> . formerly 57.00: Rubber Stair Pads— formerly $4.2? and $4./s; Kayser's Chamoisette ZICCGSSOf ICS ' slat back and solid wood full standard thickness, -. hl'irl "nob Gloves, 19* pair—formerly i d sl SO Tire Cases ' * scat deep corrugation., with fancj braid, --inch 50c; 2-claSp; in black only. s and SI..U Ine Cases, ► T " u -j • 6xlß inches. hem and edge; also 3-inch , .... . ' I w* 4 \ Jacobean Fires.de L Chairs IQP re-ntLrlv 12'> c. hem and Cluny edge; white Menders 39* pair-16- $3.50 Socket Wrench Set. 1 * and Rockers, #11..»0 each • rc »L'- .—. . J s button length; in white and i 4 ► - formerly $15.00: high 1 rcgtLlv'i ° Colored Border Scrims, i $1.69 Cold Chisel Sets."" '< j ► backs: cane seat and back. *<r s ' VrVo . . ' | Children s Golf Gloves, jfii in i ' fet o #l() Q <H7-f • ' 1 «P-'regidarly ISc"*' 1■ >' to/ytyard''lengths; I Pair-regularly 25c- , $1.98 Tool Boxes V slightly 'marked from 'being Rubber Stair Pads— ''cords vd '"° Main FIoor—BOWMAN'S | $1 ""$ h i& C^o^aowiciS's lo ► used as sample. ! fa ncy moulded pat- Cushion Cords. 2* yd. , ► Fifth FIoor— BOWMAN'S terns. formerlv 15c: mixe*l. f > , : ;Sc hCS ' j WOMCn'S WCCLTing M* Size 7xlß inches, and 3 yards long. \ * ! CIl S 1-iC; regularly 18c. Curtain Cord and Tassels, A sy y/y] * * t Size 9xlß inches; pr.—regularly 10c; white JLTLfsfJUItsL •< y i ivniehinryr- regularlv 20c. only. i y I UrniSlllllgS Fiber Matting, Lace Curtains, 7iif pr.— I $2.50 and $3.00 Waists, #l.9B—crepc dc chine, chiffon, 4 y xk ' *,\* yd. carpet designs in formerly $2.00 and $2.50: lace, flowered taffeta and net waists. The smartest waists Mens Pad Garters, lU«* tan, green and blue; 36 white and ecru; iy 2 and 3 of the season's new styles. All colors—and combinations P r * ,e yru at \ _?c. inches wide. 4th Floor> vards long: one pair of a c o' ors —and all sizes up to 46. ► Mens Handkerchiefs, I ) kind. SI.OO Waists, 39*—pretty, new styles, but they have i ► each, 4 for '2.>* regularly Fourth FIoor— BOWMAN s been slightly soiled by counter showing. And we say ► 10c: white hemstitched, T ,1 SI.OO Waists" because thev are marked SI.OO now. Many ► cither plain or initial. VJOOUS of them were $1.50, $2.00 and even higher. Just a Friday < ► Boys' Blouse Waists, 19* Hand Bags, «9f value HeaWPaf clean-up of stock. a y legularlv 2oc: plain blue, sl.oo—melon shape; lined Five Suits and Four Dresses, at each—the suits < lilack and neat stripes: mill- with satin and fitted with Wool Nap Blankets, are fine poplin and broadcloth—splendidly tailored. The 4 tary collar. purse and mirror. 91.95 pr. —value $2.50; ! dresses arc fine serge, serge and satin, and velvet and 4 Boys' Coat Sweaters, <9f Children's Hand Bags, full bed size; gray with pink satin. They ranged in price up to $25.00. j formerly $1.00; in navy. 19* —value 25c—all colors. and blue borders. The nine women who get these bargains will be lucky, ► oxford and maroon; with or Odd Lot of Belts, 10* White Crocheted Spreads, because they are not old nor undesirable styles. They ► without collar. each value 50c colored 39* regularlv 75c; full arc garments very late in the winter and can be worn 4 ► Main FIoor— BOWMAN'S suede with black patent bed size; hemmed ready for right up into the summer. * \ ► 1 leather bands and bow. use. I second FIoor— BOWMAN S 4 l Main FIoor—BOWMAN'S Main FIoor—BOWMAN S J ► Domestics ( , r\ \ * * Canton Flannel, C>o yard FRIDAY ONLY I Mtchenwares Dress Goods j ►—regularly. 10c—unbleach- „ , _ . „ ~ .. Figured Lawns, (»«/* yd. 4 :^dna l , ,rom picces; Duntley and Torrington y Unbleached Muslin, It „ - including pml ol oil ol ccdai Cotton Poplins, 9j/'>* yd. 4\ yard regularly 9c —36 \/ H fllll tYI ( /Pfl T1 PT Q polish. _ va]ue j- c; d , jnc of - 1 ► inches wide; will bleach " LiL/lili//1- i/H>f O Adjusto Household Rack, shades to select from. A ► easily. A 29* formerly 50c; with Plaid Dress Ginghams, f y Dundee Pillow Tubing, CLI 714 six arms. 4 ; .f* yd.—soo yds. in the lot. 4 : y yard—regularly 21c— lAsis sp** *s Wear-Ever Aluminum Striped Suitings, 4- 5 .J* yd. 4 ' - formerly —value 15c: 32 inches wide. J nieces. and Torrington, "Model K." have standard prices of 90? :.2>s quart-capacity; with Cotton Lace Voiles, 11 '4* A . Cambric Muslin, 10c yd. $9.50 and $7. Dealers have sold them for less, but only cover. yd. value 19c; 40 inches jj regularly IJ'JC bleach- Bowman's could sell them for the vcrv special price of Swissalu Aluminum Ber- wide: neat lloral designs. ► ed: 36 inches wide. S4og To-morrow onlv. the price will be #4.49 lin Kettle, <>9* formerlv j Enchantress Cotton Suit- 1: y Outing Flannel, 3*4* yd. Fourth'Floor— BOWMAN S. <>BC; 4-quart size, with bail | n g. .1-4* yd.—value 25c; 32 *4. ► —regularly 10c and 12/-C J handle and aluminum cover. inches wide; linen finish. 4 . 27 and 36 inches wide; short r. r .• „ T Main FIoor— BOWMAN'S . ► . . ' \XT 7 ' if 1 Perfection Ladder Stool, < Women s Laces and j Linens : ► Mohawk' muslin ; "'siightw Hosiery and Ribbons ad nrH ,<JI p k fi { M USC Vq, ! M w rc *tt r ir d h Tablc | D f" ' y mill soiled: marked E. S. ' r T 1 JAIUDOIIS O-Cedar Polish Mop. o9* ; mask, 39* yd. - regularly , „ Pillow Cases, 13* each— I JndrrWPar Oriental Lace Flouncing - regularly triangular aOc —64 inches wide; snowy rf>inilarK* i<a ( - anrl H)<- l 7 nr V-/11LICL WCell Unentai L,acc louncing, shape; limited quantity to white, with mustard border. - sell at this price. Absorbent Toweling, 7 v£* < ► pillow Cases 17? each— regularlv 50c; plain and i clies wide. * Perfection and Nesco Oil yd. regularly 10c; 18 in- 4 ► regularlv 25c--embroidered silk lisle; wide garter tops; Shadow Lace Flouncing, j Heaters at $3.30 from dies wide; bleached: very < ► edge. 45x36 inches. regular and extra sizes; sec- d ._ value 39c and . $4.49, $4.98 and $3.48: »4..,0 good for genera use; makes , ► Main Floor — BOWMAN'S onds. 18 to ?7 inches wide from $3.98, $6.50 and $6.98. a splendid tea towel as it ! Women's Underwear, J J wide. | Bu .mint-BOWMAN's takes the water readily. I _____ 250 regularly 50c; vests, Taffeta Ribbons, 19* yd. .... Turkish Towels. 19* * r*] _ pants and union suits; light regularly 25c; 5 inches -____ regularly 29c; bleached; ► Vjlassware and medium weight. | wide; good line of shades to q ♦ i • hemmed; double thread; < y , Main FIoor— BOWMAN'S j select from; stiff ribbons, | fiOVS Vw-'lOtllinCf s ' ze 23x45 inches. 4 y Cut Glass at $'2.49 piece and fine for hair bows. I * ® Turkish Face Cloths, 2 for i - formerly $3 98 to $5.00; Venise and Oriental Lace B °y s ' Norfolk Suits, 5* regularly sc; pink and J lot consists of jugs, vases, SH( )r 1 Collars, 10* regularlv $3.85 formerly $4.9?; in blue borders. ► 8-inch bowls, two-handled ' ' cassimcre, cheviot and Main FIoor— BOWMAN'S i I ► 8-inch dishes, sugar and Women's Shoes, 98* — Main Floor BOWMAN'S English tweeds; two models ► cream sets, mayonnaise sets, values $2.30 to $3.. i0 —but- with patch pockets and sew- Ninhnnc •* y celery trays and footed com- ton and lace shoes; mostly r ' ed-on belts. iv/llUliO 4 . ports. Limit, one piece to a all sizes; short lots, discon- AT I.**. „ „ ,„ , „.. 10c heavy sew-on Hose' customer. tinned lines and odds and Boys Balmacaans, $2.43 Supporters, pair 8* j ! Imported Glass Water ends of stvles. formerly $3.98 to $5.45; 10 c 8-yard linen Corset ► Sets, - regularlv 98c; Boys' Sample Shoes, / chinchillas and cheviots, in Laces < ► decorated ; pitcher and six sl.49—values $2.50 to $3.50 gray, tan and hrown; sizes 10c and Dressing 4 ► tumblers. —made by Endicott, John- 3 to 9 years. Combs 7* 4 L. Fire-proof Cooking Bowls, son & Co.; large sizes only. I Just opened up a sample I Bovs' Oliver Twist Su ts 5c brass Hooks and Eyes, J '23* Set -regularly 45c; Mens "Lenox" Shoes, line of women s collars 63* - formerlv 98c: blue 2 cards .....s«> ~et consists of 3 bowls. sl.79—values $2.19 to $3.00 ,^_ a " f? tß ' . a iV and white striped waist with P w ' f e Hair Pins. 4 Brass Umbrella Jars, gun metal shoes in button . plain blue pants; also white 3 P*cks. ... ..1* ►51.39 formerly 51.98; and lace styles; also black and 35*, that in regular wajst wjU) , jn b]uc 5 C and ifc washable net ► extra heavy brass; weighted and brown, double sole stock would bring 25c to Sizes 2!4 and 3 years. Collar Foundations, black-* ► bottom working shoes. SI.OO each. and white 4* i BOWMAN'S—Pusemont i Third FIoor—BOWMAN'S ! Main FIoor—BOWMAN'S Third FIoor—BOWMAN'S Main FIoor—BOWMANS . ► j V———————— J COLOXIAI. J.J very afternoon and evening Vaude- j vllle and Plctufw. MOTION IMCTIRE9 '■ X J alace. 10 a. m. to 11 p. m. ! Photoplay, 10 a. m. to 11 p. m. Keeent, 12 noon to 11 p. m. ! Royal. « P- m. to 11 p. m. 1 Victoria, lo a. m. to 11 p. m. -11. TROVATORK" Mr. Sheehan Is generally acknowl 'edged the greatest exponent of this j , country, if not in the world, of the ' lole of Manrico in "11 Trovatore,"'and ; he set about to gather a company with | one object In view—namely—that each and every person must have one par ticular fame In the opera of "11 Trova -1 tore. The result of sucli a course was j to create a cast, the like of which never before appeared at one time in this I opera. There «#ay have been opera I companies with stars of equal magnl- I tude. but there never has been in this | country H cast to equal the one which will sing "II Trovatore" at the Ma-j i iestlc. Saturday, afternoon and even- ; ins.—Advertisement. UKRMAM WAR PICT IRK* I Th«r» l»n't much novalty about an i I exhibition et motlea picture* of cctnee j ffXHRISBURG t6Bk TELEGRAPH and incidents in the European strug- ' I gle. but there is decided novelty about lan exhibition that is taken entirely | I from the German side of the battle i I line, in fa. t. the Majestic Theater is ] presenting' the only authentic pictures i »f the German side of the 'Onllict, now extant. The fact thai the pictures were taken under vne supervision of the Kaiser's general staff. and that they are now being presented under the au spices of the New York Staats-Zeitung attests to their verity. Frightful strug- ] sles have been visuaiiited and actual j scenes are shown of the German deten tion i amp, near Berlin. Scenes of the ; most important natties are siiown. The | pictures giving tlie German side of the j i struggle, are said to sliow the plain j truth and to depict the struggle as it > really —Advertisement. ••I'XOER COVER" Not since "Within the Uw" was , given the stage lias any plav achieved ' such Instantaneous success as "Under Cover," which has scored the dramatic I sensation of the year In both , New I York and Chicago. Helwyn and Com | panv are responsible for both these pro- I ductlons. and "Under Cover." their lat . est big success, will be the attraction i at the Majestic, Wednesday, afternoon • and evening. "Under Cover" is like* ■ Within the Law," in that the play is l also a melodrama, but there the rc l semblance ends. It tells the story of ■ an effort to smuggle a valuable neck l lure into the United States und the jwork which the aseret service does to ! discover the fraud and prosecute the j offenders.—Advertisement, "WHEN DREAMS COME TRUE" I "When Dreams Come True," a new musical comedy by Philip Bartholomae, will be shown at the Majestic. Thurs day. afternoon and evening. Frederic s Santley Is at the head of a cast en listing the services of some of the best i known names in musical comedy: Con :iilc Mack, Mabel Withee, Anna Little, .Margaret Grae, Jack Mundy. Andrey ! Glassford and others will be m the line- j j up of principals—and a dainty, demure 1 1 chorus of dancing darlings will help i to wiiile away the evening for the ' "tired businessman."—Advertisement. ORFHEIM j Sidesplitting Is the adjective to use 1 when trying to describe the exceeding ly funny blackface comedy that Com | fort and King are presenting at the ; Orpheum this week, entitled "Coon j Town Divorcons." In brief, their act is ! a "legal satire,' composed of a routine lof oartlcularly bright gags, sprinkled l with vocal Interpolations. The come dian of the duo enters tlifc lawyer's 1 office complaining about his wife and at the same time makes application for » divorce, The comedian later appears ion the scene in exaggerated style, in- I eluding' M green wig, and play* the I part of his wife. In both roles he is | exceedinglv funny and he gets his audi i onces just roaring with laughter at 'everything he ssys or dors. Comfort i and King are recognised as being MAKCFT IT, 1915. among the most clever in their line. (Tomfort and King are offering the dls- I tlnct comedy hit of a bill that Is headed I off by Trlxle Frlgama, the delightful i musical comedy star, who should he I seen by every theatergoer In Harris- j burg.—Advertisement. COLOMAI. Vaudeville's celebrated bicycle fun sters, known as the Slg Fran«s Troupe, or perhaps even better known as the dippy cyclists, will hold the coveted position as headliner at the Colonial during the last half of the week. These daring comedians ride all sorts of ve hicles on wheels and all sorts of wheels, lri fact most anything that goes around, and meanwhile inject no end of good comedy surprises. Another attraction of merit will be the appearance of Howard and Chase, character alnglng, talking and musical comedians. Cheva lier and Marshall, in a comedy playlet, and Wilson and Ignore, variety enter tainers. will round out the roster. 111- I terestlng moving picture features will complete the entertainment. —Adver- tisement, nOMAKCK «►• rIBCH 1,1 FK. AT KK UKKT TODAY "The Circus Man." a. Jeaae I* production, with Theodore Roberts In the leading role, will be shown at the Regent to-day. This purely American photoplay, taken from George Barr Me- Cutcheon'* famous novel. "The Rose In the Ring," will kddmJ to *ll taovU fans in that It disclose* the love and thrills which go to make up the charm of life beneath the great white tent. That you may be sure to see this splen did Lasky production note the hours of Its showing In our ad. "The Daughter of the People," a pro duction by J. Searle Dawley, will l>a shown Friday. March 12. I*aura Sawyer, Frederick Deßelleville and Robert Broderlck will appear In this produc tion. The play is Intensely interesting. A dally change of two or three reels* of good comedy are presented In addi tion to the feature.—Advertisement. " IF «' ou "AO A Jm? NECK AS LONO A* THIS FELLOW, ra AND HAD If SORE THROAT a |MTONS I LINE WOULD QUICKLY RELIEVE IT. 1 tie. and 60c. HMtHil Sir*, Ik 3
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