6 XfcfoMen rSI nreße-8 LOVE'S SMALL IRONIES ! By BEATRICE FAIRFAX Why in the human round of things is the old Jingle sadly true —"For I loved Tom and Tom loved Bee and Bee loved Arthur and Arthur loved me!" Why is it one of life's pet ironies that when a perfectly worth-while and lovable man loves a girl she must pour out her affections at the tramp ling feet of some scoundrel? And why, oh why, does the splendid, fine, manly man pass by the charming woman who would make him an ideal male, and lavish his great gift of love upon a peach-blossom person with a butterfly soul? Why? To keep the zest in life. To keep us running after the rainbow pot of gold. To keep us hoping for the Idenl love and happiness that may come to us. To add to living the charm of uncertainty that life would lack If all mating were a sane and well-orilered thing where each of us married the obvious person and set lied down to the utter boredom of a life like a series of blue-skied, sunlit warm June days. Because life is not an obvious, cut to-measure thing: becuuse love is not a well-ordered affair in which like seeks like; because the human soul is stimulated by "the gambler's chance" of happiness, We escape perishing of ennui. A Solid Comfort Boot This Hub-Mark Rubber Boot is a solid comfort—a genuine protection. Although a tough boot that will withstand severest service, it is shapely and well fitting. Thou* ids of men are wearing thia boot and will accept no other. Boys, too, —by the thorn-ads I are wearing it. Also made in all lengths. fW l'l'l "rtkttui Look for the Hub-Mark on all kind* and styles of Rubber Footwear for Men, Women, Boys and Girls, ft Not* thit: You can rely on aaythint you buy from dealers who sell Hub-Mark Rubber Footwear. They are dependable merchants. Boa ton Rubber Shoo Company Maldaa, Mui. To Put On Flesh And Increase Weight A Physician's Advice Most thin people eat from four to six pounds of good solid fat-making food every day and still do not Increase in weight lone ounce, while on the other hand marty of the plump, chunky folks eat very lightly and keep gaining ail the time. It's all bosh to say that this is the nature of the individual. It isn't Nature's way at all. Thin folks stay thin because their powers of asslmilatiton are defective. They absorb just enough of the food they eat to maintain life and a sem blance of health and strength. Stuffing won't help them. A dozen meals a day won't make them gain a single "stay there" pound. All the fat-pr<oduclng elements of their food Just stay In the Intestines until they pass from the body as waste. What such people need Is something that will prepare these fatty food elements so that their blood can absorb them and de-oslt them all about the body—something-, too, that will multiply their red bl«ood corpuscles and increase their blood's carrying power. For such a condition I always recom mend eating a Sargol tablet with every meal. Sargol is not. as some believe a patented drug, but is a scientific com bination of six of the most effective and powerful flesh building elements known to chemistry. It is absolutely harmless, yet wionderfully effective and a single tablet eaten with each meal often has the effect of increasing the weight of a thin man or woman from three to five pounds a week. Sargol Is sold by Geo. A. Oorgas and other good druggists everywhere on a positive guarantee of weight Increase or money back.—Advertisement. Auction Sale Special Smle for Wednesday-- 2 P. M. RUGS NEW FURNITURE Be on hand at 2 P. M. New Rugs for the home at Auc tion Prices. Outlet Furnishing House 1014 Market Street C. PHY) Auctioneer. TUESDAY EVENING, HARRIBBURG TELEGRAPH DECEMBER 8, 1914. When it seems not ironical and bit ter jest, but cruel tragedy, that you should love some one to whom you feel sure that you could bring su preme blessing with your love, the while they love some worthless per son, just make up your mind to these things: Out of the sorrow of hopeless love strength, serenity, sympathy and splendid lovableness may be brought by the woman who is tine enough to rise above sorrow Instead of letting it drag her down. In the consummation of what seems perfect love the utter disappointment of life might linger. In losing the person you think you might love—though you have noth ing but your own fancy on which to build—you are getting splendid train ing to enable you to give the fulness of love to the right man when he comes. It is a pretty wasteful proceeding to go on cultivating a love that is not wanted closing your eyes to the things that might satisfy you if you gave them a chance. But when you get all through philo sophizing there remains the supreme. "WHY?" WHY—if I am given the power of living, cannot 1 attract love? asks one lonely heart. Why—if I know I could love a man unselfishly and strongly must he waste his afTec STEAL GOODS FROM TIE POLICE STATION Recovered Goods Disappear Again From Detectives' Room; Want Storage Closets When Colonel Joseph B. Hutchison f makes out his annual budget for next! year, he will ask for funds to pro- j vide two closets. One closet will be j for taking care of stolen goods and j the other for the keeping of Ber-1 tillon records. When the articles found at the home of A. J. Silks, the alleged shoplifter, were gathered up yesterday, it is said, several Were missing. The stolen goods! had been stored in the detectives' j room. This room is used as a deten- j tion room for small boys and by per-1 sons who are arrested and held for! identification. Among the goods recovered from j Silks were a dozen or more bottles of perfume and a pair of manicure scis sors. When an inventory was taken yesterday one bottle of perfume and the manicure scissors were missed. In all, $55.25 worth of goods found in Silks' room have been identified by the following: William S. Tunis, sta tioner; John Garland, druggist; Har rlsburg Rubber Company; Nathan Gross, North Sixth street; Robert V. l<"alrlamb, cigars; E. Z. Gross, John P. Ensminger, and Henry Reuwer, drug gists. Silks was held for court. REGISTERED CATTLE KIIYLKJ) 'Herd of Holstelns Valued at $3,105 Condemned Special to The Telegraph Mechanlcsburg, Pa., Dec. B.—Thirty four head of registered Holstein cattle, which were afflicted with the foot and mouth disease, killed at the farm of G. Lawrence Strock, in Monroe township about one mile south ot Mechanlcsburg. Dr. George Famous and Dr. J. E. Eadie. veterinarians, rep resenting the United States govern ment, superintended the work of slaughter*. The cattle were appraised at the sum of >3,495. which will be paid to Mr. Strock. The farm cannot be res'ocked so long as Cumberland county is under quarantine. NOXKCIT ORDERED BY COURT IX LEBANON VACCINATION CASE Special to The Telegraph Lebanon, Pa., Dec. B.—Judge Charles V. Henry in the common pleas court here granted a motion for a compul sory nonsuit in the case in which Health Officer E. H. Gingrich was sued for SIO,OOO damages by Oscar K. Peff ley, who made the allegation that Gingrich had forcibly vaccinated Pcff ley's minor daughter, Beulah Peffley, during the smallpox epidemic here a year ago. The case grew out of the vaccination of all the girls at the Leb anon paper box plant last July. FINGER CUT OFF Special to The Telegraph Dillsburg. s Pa.. Dec. B.—David Wag ner hftd the index finger of his left hand cut off In an odd manner. Mr. Wagner was assisting to move a heavy iron trough, which fell back on his finger, cutting it off back of the second Joint over the edge of a drain pipe, the j end of the finger dropping into the pipe. ®<a*SXsX2>®<S>®<aXSXsXsX£i<sXsX2Xs)<S>*sXS>®®<SXa)®<S> I Makes Stubborn Coughs | I Vanish in a Hurry | jsj Sarprlilnfly Good Couch Syrup 0 K Kaatly and Cheaply S Hade at Horn* If some one in your family has an ob stinate cough or a bad throat or chest cold that has been hanging on and refuses to yield to treatment, get from any drug store 214 ounces of Fines and make it into a pint of cough syrup, and watch that cough vanish. Pour the 2 ounces of Piner (50 cents worth) into a pint bottle and fill , the bottle with plain granulated sugar «yrup. The total cost is about 54 cents, and gives you a full pint—a family supply—of a most effective remedy, at a saving of $2. A day's use will usually overcome a hard couph. Easily prepared in 5 minutes—full directions with Pinex. Keeps perfectly and has a pleasant taste. Children like it. It's really remarkable how promptly and easily it loosens the dry, hoarse or tight cough and heals the inflamed mem branes in a painful cough. It also stops the formation of phlegm in the throat and bronchial tubes, thus ending the per sistent loose cough. A splendid remedy for bronchitis, winter coughs, bronchial asthma and whooping cough. Pinex is a special and highly concen- 1 trated compound of genuine Norway pint extract, rich in guaiacol, which is so healing to the membranes. Avoid disappointment bv asking your druggist for '"ZVi ounces of Pinex," and do not accept anything else. A guarantee of absolute satisfaction goes with this preparation or monev promptly refunded. The Pinex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind. tion on someone else who does not care for him any more than he does for me? pleads another. • Humanity has not quite worked out the answer. It would be much more efficient to turn your love where it is desired. It may be wiser to give when you are sure of receiving in return. It might be pleasanter if the power of loving postulated the power of attracting love. But as long as human nature re mains human nature, a rose will be lovelier because it does not live for ever and because Its fragrance is elusive and not to be reproduced. The beauty of a suuset is enhanced by the fact that it must soon fade. Sunshine is more glorious because the storm clouds are capable of blotting it out in a short time. The elusive, the unattainable, the inaccessible, charm our hearts. We all long for distant moons and cool stars when grate tires and electric lights are near at hand. And in life's little ironies lie the flavor of existence. So in the tricksi ness of love lies much'of love's hold upon our imaginations. Had we never loved so blindly— we had never loved so kindly, to re arrange an old quotation. It is love's elusiveness and mystery that make life eternally charming. FOLLOW MAIL RULES TO MIDIGIFT LOSS Postmaster Sites Expects to Handle 3,000 Sacks of Christmas Mail Daily \ RULES FOR CHRISTMAS MAIL Mail your parcels early. Christmas stamps allowed. Caution "Do not open until Christmas" allowed on parcels. Written or printed inscriptions, "Merry Christinas," "Happy New Year" or "With best wishes," may bo inserted in parcels. Simple dedicatory inscriptions not of personal nature permitted on fly leaves of books. Other written additions or inser tions subject parcel to letter post age. Written communications to ac company parcels must be Inclosed in envelope, affixed with first-class postage and securely tied to outside .-•the parcel. Xarne and address of sendei should be plainly written on cover of package and also included in packages. Books or sets of books weighing more than eight ounces may be sent by parcel post; those weighing eight ounces or less must be sent third class—l cent for each two ounces or fraction thereof. Wrap every parcel securely with strong paper and stout cord. Umbrellas, canes and golf sicks must be reinforced by strips of wood to prevent breaking. Put candies and flowers in strong, suitable, well-tied boxes. Points and edges of sharp-pointeo tools or Instruments must be pro tected. Parcels improperly or infficiently wrapped will not be accepted at post offices for transmission. Mark breakable article "fragile." ar^c food "perishable." Don't blame Uncle Sam In every case of a lost Christmas package! Fol low the rules laid- down and you not only will insure the delivery of all gifts sent through the mails, but will also relieve the overworked lieutenants of Santa Claus—the postal employes. Every year hundreds of thousands of Christmas packages are lost in the mails through improper addressing, insufficient postage or careless wrap ping. Postmaster General Burleson in Washington and the army of post masters all over the country are issu ing Christmas mail rules to guide gift senders. Do your part and the postal authorities will do theirs. Careless addressing and insecure wrapping of packages are two of the greatest causes of lost gifts. The post offices are annually confronted with the problem of disposing of thousands of parcels which have lost their tags or outer coverings and have nothing to identify either the addressee or sender. But aside from the question of the delivery of gifts there is the matter of consideration for the mall man. The most appreciated Christmas gift that the public can give him is aid in his work. Early shopping not only aids the girls behind the counter, but the man who handles the mail as well. From now until after New Year's he will be the most overworked Individual in the country, and the Yuletido for him is often nothing short of a night mare. The parcel post people stand in the front rank of the tollers. Their usual Christmas work, heavy enough in It self. Is rendered almost beyond human possibility by the tardy sending of packages. Every parcel should be shipped at least three days ahead ot time If it is to be in the hands of the adressees by Christmas Kve. So "shop early" and "send early," so that on Christmas morning the mailman In the office and tlie carrier who rings your doorbell can say "Merry Christmas" with a ring of truth. Preparations are being made !n this city for ail unparalleled rush of Christ mas njall. Frank C. Sites, postmaster expects that his office will handle dally 3,000 sacks of Christmas mail. To ac commodate the rush the svstem of handling the general mall has been rearranged. The Harrisburg office will use the Donaldson store apartment, -04 North Second street, as a receiving station for parcel post matter exclu. slvely. This parcel post office will likely open next Thursday. LETTER LIST . U£ T OIfI.ETTRRS REMAINING IN the Post Office, at Harrlsburg, Pa for the week ending December 5. 1914:' Indies' List Mrs Elslo Arnold, Miss Blanche Bowers. Harriet B Bous sem (D. U), Mrs. Ida Brandt. Mrs Harry Bretzman, Miss Mary Brown' Miss Ruth Byer. Miss Myrtle ClaDoer' Miss Martha F. Clarke. Mrs. Pay Conk lln. Miss Rae Conrad. Mrs. Conrad Crone. Mrs Harry Doile. Mrs. James Donnelly. Mrs. Morris Dubin Mrs Net tle Kvans, Mrs. E. S. Everliart, Mrs A Faekler. Mrs Ella M. Fegel, Miss Edna Foreman, Mrs Ed Frear, Miss Ethel Mae 1-reet, Miss Amelia Gera. Phebo Griffith. Miss Cornelia Hooper, Mrs Al bert King. Miss Pearl Holder, Mrs 'Guv Manley. Mrß. Clara M. Markel, Mrs j A. Morton, Miss Anna Neuer Daura Nicholas. Miss Alice Raber, Mrs. Emma Selgle, Mrs. H. Shea. Mrs. George M Smith, Mrs. Catherine Snvder Mrs' Frank Stuart. Mrs. Grace Tavlor, Mrs' C. C. Wacett. Mrs. David R. Wart Mrs Harry Whitman. Mrs. P. Everett Wins low. Gentlemen's I„ist Prank M. Baer, Frank Bartough, Frank Baughman, ! Do You Believe,!," Goosebone Prophecyj If So, You Must Fortify Against the Coldest and Most | Severe Winter We Have Had in 40 Years . f( The great goosebone prophet gives out that we will have extreme cold, severe blizzards and warns all to L : be on the lookout for it now. It is due now. How about that Heater? Will it do? Is it consuming more • . f coal than it should? How about the Furs, the Overcoat and warm Clothes? To have the proper Christmas P spirit you should have all these. '• 1 f : USE YOUR CREDIT WITH US AND GET THEM. WE ARE JUST AS ANXIOUS TO OPEN AC- ; \ COUNTS WITH GOOD CUSTOMERS AS TO MAKE CASH SALES. TERMS TO SUIT YOU. ! ' The BEST "Heater in M Special 11-inch fire- yc the world, the Heater that burns ] t||jf 0t Heater ▼ its own soot, smoke and gases. : i Overcoats, Mackinaws, Balmacaans Special 17-inch fire-*ll nC AA *. AA and Raincoats at our buying power pot Single Heater «pjJtUU tO prices. We can save you a handsome K j. . c * cum „ ~_ . , n According to bize , ... . , . Special 16-inch fire- £OA AA Men's Overcoats, $4.98 to $45.00 po t Double Heater . \ Boys' Overcoats, $1.98 to $15.00 —— PREPARE FOR WINTER Mackinaws $3.98 to $1 &•<><> ALL PIPES INCLUDED. NOW j Balmacaans ... .$6.7.) to $24.00 Three Buying Power Specials From Our Toy Department j These are only examples of the thousands of great bargains in these four great stores outside the high rent, high price district. * A Motorcycle Rider on His t )Q r A 75c Child's OQ A Quacking Duck CQ- 3 Motorcycle for fciUC Rocker for •• • OVC f Q r 02/ C : This is a strong, well made ', ri This will run all over like a regular motor- child's Rocker, made of hard over floor and quack and J cycle sold in large city department stores for wood, finished in red for 390 his wings. Sold in many : 49c and 50c. Misses' size 690 large stores for 98c and sl. OWING TO THE EXTREMELY LOW PRICE AT WHICH THESE SPECIALS ARE SOLD NONE WILL BE DELIVERED. NO MAIL, C. O. D. OR TELEPHONE ORDERS FILLED. \ Specials in Furs, Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry and Silverware ! Heme Gately & Fitzgerald Supply Co. Family j Furnishers 29-31-33 &35 South Second Street Clothiers ; OUR LOCATION MEANS A GREAT SAVIINC3 TO YOU ; George C. Behring, N. T. Blllard. J. Br Brennan, Charles Brown. Charles H. Bubb, Barney Burke, Max (.alehun. John Cass, Jr Ed Christ, Mr. and Mrs. 11 T Coales, C. C. Coble, William Cole man, R. C. Craddock. Thomas J. Crlder, G R, Crosby, Shirley B. Cunningham. Raymond S. Dltlow. J. A. Drake, W. M. Early, If. A. Emerick, R. G. Fiester, J. J Fitzgerald. Edward H. Greaves, James Green <2). Joseph Hatchett, H. D. Helfrlch, John Herton, M. B. Hill, V* ■ S. Howell. Hon. A. L. Hunter. Stanley Jackson. J. Jacobs, K. H. Jensen (D. L.), Kulcaar Kardy, H. C. Keblin, Charles V. Reims (2), Clark Kepner, Dr David N. Kremer, Harry I>aurle. C. C Lentz. Ralph S. Long, Mark (D. L.), Robert Mackbee, W. C. Matthews, Charles McOlnberry, J. A. McMullen, William Miller. A. H. Moore, Arthur Neslilt (}. A. Newman, M. J. O'Neill. Jr., R. Phillips (D. L.), W. T. Phil llpy (3). F. A. Rogers. John J. Rice, George F. Rowell, T. H. Seals, George ShalTener. Harry R. Shank, P. Sbissler (D L.L Dr. Walter Smith, E. H. Staf ford, Frank Strubler OX L.), H. E. Swope (D. 1,.). W. E. Tenner, A. R. Thayer, Clarence Thomston, Myrtle Walker. George Walzer, Dan Webster, Frank Wood lock. E. F. Work. Firms Chairman House Committee (East End Club), Crooked Billet Ma chine Works. P. F. Elxenbrown & Co., Harrlsburg Poultry & Egg Co., Messrs. Shiner. Roth tr Eldenback. Foreign Gubar Stlvl, Gulseppe Stefeno. Mitnet Lid a. Nleluhal Mcrcsea. Persons should Invariably have their mall matter addressed to their street find number, thereby insuring prompt delivery by the carriers. FRANK C. SITES. Postmaster. FALLS FROM CHURCH STKP Special to The Telegraph Lebanon, Pa.. Dec. 8. Harry B. Shultz, clerk at Erb & Craumer's men's furnishing store, is confined to his home with concussion of the brain and severe bruises to his forehead and shoulder, sustained in a fall from a step whili he was'leaving Salem United Brethren Church. He is in a serious condition. Send us your name and address for a copy of our new catalogue. It is free. and beautiful. All prices in plain figures. H. C. Claster, ' Gems, Jewels, Silverware, 302 Market Street. Adv. CATTLE DISEASE IN STATE HERD Special to The Telegraph, Sunbury, Pa., Dec. 8. Foot and mouth disease has broken out In the herd of 100 blooded Holsteln cows at the Danville State Hospital for the in sane and they have been ordered killed by Dr. C. H. Church. Of the State Livestock Sanitary Board. A hundred beef cattle and seventy-five hogs at the Institution will also be killed. BARN AND LIVESTOCK BURNED Special to The Telegraph East Drumore, Pa.. Dec. B.—Fire of incendiary origin destroyed the handsome bank barn on the Ephraim Black burn property, entailing a loss of several thousand dollars. Nearly all the livestock perished In the flames, together with the farming implements. ELECTION AND BANQUET Newport Masons llave Installation of Oflicers Special to The Telegraph Newport, Pa., Dec. B.—Arthur B. Oillan, of Chambersburg, district de puty grand high priest, made a visit to Newport Chapter, No. 238, Royal Arch Masons, last evening. An elec tion for officers was held, followed by Installation. The retiring high preist, .Tohn S. Eby, was presented with the Jewel by Mr. Glllan and entertained handsomely the members of the local chapter and visitors at a banquet given in the Eby building. Newport L,odge, No. 381, Free and Accepted Masons, will elect officers this evening, after which there will be a turkey supper served In the Eby building. will be laid for eighty. MOTHER AND DAUGHTER DIE Sunbury, Pa., Dec. 8. —Mrs. Harry Gilbert ,of Forks, Columbia county, and Mrs. Leeport Roan, of Williams port, her daughter, died within a few hours of each other. Mrs. Roan had been called home by her mother's ill ness bf pneumonia and herself suffered an attack of the disease. ODD OFFERS FOR POOR * Special to The Telegraph Sunbury, Pa., Dec. B.—.Joseph H Bastlan, a Sunbury barber, haa offered to cut hair for seventy-flv® of r*un bury's poor as his Christmas gift to them. A haberdasher has offered them new hats, and the Sunbury Charity Guild will furnish them with needed clothing. The Salvation Army Is ar ranging for a bic free Christmas dinner. Sore Throat Don'ts. When the children have tore throat, don't blister their neck* with lamp oil. Don't torture them with a foul smelling piece of fat meat, wrapped about the sack. Don't imagine there Is luedical virtue in an old sock or pieoe of red flannel. Don't believe in antiquated superstitions. A sore throat is a serious matter sad ia not to be healed by suoh make-believe rem edies. The use of such methods ia , . simply putting the patient to need- JjfiP less torture. Use a little sore throat wisdom and give them TONSILINE fcl and the throat will heal quickly. [<l 25 cents and 50 cents. Hospital ('# Bixe SI.OO. All Druspists. ]y|
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