\yp(V)en T^Unrer^st^
"No Place Like Home, Thank Goodness!'
By DOROTHY pla<((l
look like tho Old Scratch, but when
you go away from home, you put on
your new dress and all your false hair,
and people say how pretty you are,
and how young you look for your
age.
Also yhen you are at home you
fuss and quarrel, and tell your hus
banc that you don't know what made
you fool enough to marry him. but
when you are away from homo butter
wouldn't melt in your mouth, and you
brag to other ladles about what a
peifectly grand husband you have
got, and how crazy in. lova he is
wi;h you.
When a man comes home at night
he slams the door behind him, and
kicks tho cat, and says sh-s-s-s-s-h
to the children, and he knocks the
dfriner. and says jtie'd like to know
what his wife means by setting him
dnwn to that sort of delicatessen
prison, and when tho wife tries to
talk to him he says, "huh," and he
,4ts up all evening reading the paper.
But when he is away from home he
compliments everything he eats, and
PULES COVERED
ENTIRE FACE
Festered and Spread, Itched Some-1
thing Terrible. Completely Dis
figured. Used Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trouble Gone.
Ml 7 C St., Philadelphia, Pa.—"My
trouble began with small red pimples which
gradually covered face. The
festered and my
/ / constant scratching caused
P-t '< J them to smart and spread. ;
V-Tl L-A It became worse and worse \
VA j\/ and itched something ter- 1
—'o4\. rlble. I scratched -and I
k J\ \ scratched till I was com- j
/ \\y y pletely disfigured. I lost !
' my sleep; I could hardly |
shut. my "yes to rest on account of the pain !
It gave me.
"I tried , and [
which did me no good. Cuticura j
Soap and Ointment did the work for me.
I purchased a cake of Soap and a. box of
Ointment, used them faithfully for two
months when my trouble was gone com
pletely." (Signed) Miss Mary A. Brown,
Mar. 10. 1914.
Samples Free by Mail
Are your little ones suffering from itch
ing. burning eczemas, or other torturing,
disfiguring sldn troubles? Are you. your
self, worn out with long, sleepless nights and
ceaseless anxiety In caring for them? Then
you should know that a wnrm hath with
Cuticura Soap and a gentle application of
Cuticura Ointment will in most cases bring
Immediate relief, the little sufferers will
•leep. tired, fretted mothers will rest, and
peace will fall on distracted households.
Sold everywhere. Liberal sample of each
mailed free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postr-card "Cuticura, Dept. T, Bustuo."
Atlantic!
City
ONE DAY
Sunday Excursions
August 30
Special Art Round
Low Fare «PO»UU Jrip
SPECIAL THROUGH TRAIN
leaves Harrisburg 6:00 A. M.
Returning, leaves Atlantic City
(South Carolina Avenue Station)
7:0.", p. M.
Tickets good only on Special Train
For full information consult ."■mall
handbills or nearest Ticket Agent
PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD
Cumberland Valley Railroad
TIME TABLE
In Effect May 24. 1914.
TRAINS leave Harrisburg—
For Winchester and Martlnsburg at
For Hagerstown. Chamber-burg, Car
lisle, Mechanicsbiirg and intermediate
stations at 6:03, *7:50, *11:63 a. m.
•3:40, 6:32. *7:40, *11:00 p. m.
Additional trains for Carlisle and
Mechanlcsburg at 9:48 a. re . 2:18, 3:27
6:30, 9:30 a. m.
For Dtllsburg at 6t03, *7:60 and
•11:63 a. m„ 2:18. *3:40, 6:32 and t;3O
p. m.
•Dally. All other trains dally except
Bundav. H. A. RIDDLE.
J. H. TONGA U. P. A.
MONDAY EVENING,
he tells funny stories, and eevrybody
says he Is the life of the party.
Home is the only place where folks
speak the truth, whioh is Rood for
our souls, but most unpleasant. When
my mother buys a hat the lady In the
store says that she looks Perfectly
Lovely In it, and all her friends say
that it is Terrible Stylish, but when
she brings it home all the folks tells
her that she looks like a scare crow
in it, and that It is about seventeen
years too young for hery
And when my papa talks away from
home peopleflisten to him most re
spectful when he tells how he could
tight Mexico with one hand tied be
hind him and lick 'em all inside of a
week, hut when he talks that way at
homo my mother says, "Oh, piffle,
you would run from a Chile Con
Oarne, for you hid under the bed that
time we thought there was a burglar I
In the house."
If we did not have homes we should
never know how many faults we have, i
for It is only when I am home that
anybody tells me to quit sniffling, I
and eat with my fork, and not to !
stand pigeon-toed, and for goodness j
sake not to talk so much.
When we have company my mother j
always sings a song that says "there's
no place like home," and most of us
are glad there ain't.
We should all be evry thankful for
the blessing of having a home where
we are taught what poor, miserable
worms of the dust we are. It is be
cause so many unfortunate people
have not had the blessings of a home
that they go around full of conceit,
and pride, and vain glory, and good
times.
Oh. how we should all love our
homes.' And the farther we get away
from them the more we love them.
Justice Lurton's Will
Is Held to Be Void
Washington, D. C., Aug. 2 4.—The
will of Associate Justice Horace H.
Lurton, of the Supreme Court, abso
lutely void for want of attesting wit
nesses, has been tiled for probate
here. Being written entirely in the
late Justice's handwriting, it would be
effective in some States, probably Ten
nessee, where it was written, but not
in the District of Columbia. The law
here requires at least two witnesses.
The "will," which is dated Nash
ville, Tenn., June 5, IS9S. will be ac
cepted by the Register of Wills as a
mere "testamentary paper." It is
notable for its simplicity. It reads:
"This is my last will and testament,
j "First. I leave all of my estate,
• real and personal, to my wife, Fanny
■)won Lurton.
| "Second. I name in my said wife
| iny sole executrix, and direct that no
I bond be taken and that she be not re-
I quired to render any account what-1
ever.
] "Third. If I shall survive my wife,
|T leave ail of my estate in equal parts,
! without any advancement charges, to
I my two children, Mary Lurton Finley
and Horace H. Lurton. Jr. In the
ilatter event I name my son as execu
! tor. and direct that no bond Vie re
| Hitred. This will is wholly In my
I handwriting.
"HORACE H. LURTON."
Tho value of the estate is not indi
cated. Justice Lurton died at Atlantic
City on July 12 last.
U. S. Producers Will
Plan New Industries
Washington, P. C., Aug. 2 4.—The
war in Europe has made American
producers consider what articles can
be made here to advantage and what
industries can be established inde
pendent of the rest of the world.
It is thought desirable that Con
gress should have full information on
this subject. Accordingly, A. D. Jutl
lard, chairman of the executive com
mittee of the American Protective
Tariff League, to-day sent to all man
ufacturers and producers a letter re
iquesting the information.
| This information will be supplied
ji'ongress so that it may be prepared to
Stake any action necessary in framing
'a tariff law. The request is:
i "Please report to us any article or
.irticles (raw material or finished
j product) of use in agriculture or mtn
ing op manufacture in the I'nited
I States for the supply of which we are
j dependent upon any foreign country."
The object of this inquiry is to dis
; cover what industries could be estab-
I lished in the T'nited States by the
: protective tariff system and to urge
Digestive
Disorders
Yield When
the right help is sought at the right
j time. Indigestion is a torment.
! Biliousness causes suffering. Either
is likely to lead to worse and weak
ening sickness. The right help,
the best corrective for disordered
conditions of the stomach, liver,
kidneys or bowels is now known to be
Ikccbams
Pills
and the right time to take this fa
mous family remedy is at the first
sign of coming trouble. Beecham'a
Pills have so immediate an effect
for good, by cleansing the system
and purifying the blood, that you
will know after a few doses they
Are the
Remedial
Resort
Laffeat Sale of Any Medicine In the World.
Sold everywhere. In boxes, 10c.• 25c.
EDUCATIONAL
FALL TERM
Begins Tuesday, September 1
Write lor Illustrated Catalogue.
SCHOOL OF COMMERCE
15 S. MARKET SQUARE,
HARRIS BURG, PA.
Harrisburg Business College
329 Market St.
Fall term, September first. Day
and night. 29th year.
Harrisburg, Pa.
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upon Congress that the question be
studied when the matter of restoring
the protective tariff is undertaken, as
it is expected to he when the Re
publicans regain control of the House.
Destroy Germany or
England Will Perish,
Declares Novelist
London, Aug. 24. H. G. Wells,
England's foremost novelist, writes as
follows for a new Illustrated weekly:
"What is the object of this war?
We cannot simply put the Germans
back over the Belgian border and tell
them not to do It again.
"We find ourselves at war with
that huge military empire with which
we have been doing our best to keep
peace since first it rose upon the ruins
of French imperialism in IR7I.
"We have now either to destroy or
be destroyed. We have not sought this
reckoning. We have done our utmost
to avoid it, but now that It has been
forced upon us it Is imperative that it
should he a thorough reckoning.
"This is a war that touches every
man and every home In each of the
combatant countries. It is a war not
of soldiers, but of whole peoples. It
is a war that must be fought to such
a finish that every one in each nation
engaged understands what has hap
pened.
"There can he no diplomatic settle
ment. That will leave German im
perialism free to explain away its fail
ure to its people and start new prepa
rations. We have to go on until we
are absolutely done for or until the
Germans as a people know that they
are beaten and are convinced that
they have had enough of war.
"There Is no thought of glory. We
know wo are facing unprecedented
slaughter and agonies. We know that
for neither side will there be easy
triumphs or prancing victories. Al
ready there is hideous butchery, and
soon there must come disease. Can
it be otherwise?
"We face, perhaps, the most awful
winter that mankind ever faced."
BABY'S HANDS
Cured of Eczema by
Saxo Salve
Connersville, Ind. "My little girl
suffered with eczema on her hands for
nearly a year and reading about Saxo
Salve one day I bought a tube and
it helped her. After using two tubes
my baby's hands are entirely well. 1$
is a wonderful eczema remedy."—Mrs.
E. P. HOOK, Connersville, Ina.
If we can't cure your skin trouble
with our Saxo Salve and Saxo Soap wa
will buy back the empty tube.
Geo. A. Uorgas. DRUGGIST, Harrla
burg, Pa. —Advertisement,
HARRISFTJRG TELEGRAPH
"Brussels Under Wing
of V. S." Treated as Joke
Special to The T elf graph
London, Aug. 24.— A dispatch to
the Reuter Telegraph Company from
Amsterdam says that the special cor
respondent of the Nteuwe Rotter
damsohe Courant Is responsible for
the following statement:
"The American Minister to Bel
gium, Brand Whitlock, was present at
a conversation between the Brussels
burgomaster, M. Max. and the Ger
man military commander, relative to
the surrender of the city. The con
versation took place at 8 o'clock
Thursday morning. The American
Minister proposed taking Brussels un
der American protection."
A dispatch to Router's Telegram
Company from Tpres, Belgium, says:
"The burgomaster met the jjivaders
at the national rifle range, on the edge
of Brussels. He was accompanied by
the American Minister, who, accord
ing to reports, informed the German
commander that he had been in
structed by his government to com
municate to him that the United
States had taken the city of Brussels
under its protection, with the view to
observing whether all the laws of war
had been respected." 1
Washington, D. C., Aug. 24.—Act
ing Secretary of State Lansing yes
terday laughed at the story that Min
ister Brand Whitlock had suggested to
the combatants at Brussels that that
city had been placed under American
protection. Mr. Lansing declared
that the State Department had had
no communication with Mr. Whitlock
for several days, and denied that this
government had any intention of talc
ing Brussels under its protection.
Fifty Drivers Violate
Sunbury's New Auto Law
Special to The Telegraph
Sunbury, Pa., Aug. 24.—Merle Shan
non, Sunbury's police chief, yesterday
afternoon took the numbers of fifty
automobiles the drivers of which
failed to observe Sunbury's new auto
mobile ordinance. The State Highway
Department will be communicated
with and the names of the owners
secured, after which wawants will be
issued for their arrest and they will
|be compelled to pay $5 fine. Many
| of them came from Milton, Watson
town. Willlamsport, Shantokin and all
points in Central Pennsylvania.
BOY INJURED BY AUTO
Special to The Telegraph
Sunbury. Pa., Aug. 24.—Struck by
an automobile while crossing a street,
Melvin Rohrbach, 8 years old, son of
Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Rohrbach, was
run down -and it Is feared that he is
Internally hurt. Earlier in the sum
<nor the boy was hu£t by a bicj dint.
GERMANY'S LONG LINE
OF COAST DEFENSE
Not Only Affords Protection But
Provides Base for
Attack
Military experts say that the Ger
man coast defense is better equipped
than that of any other country in
Europe. There are about 200 miles of
coast line on the North Sea and some
thing like finn miles on the Baltic Sea.
The great range of German batteries
and the broken inshore of the North
Sea will help Germany to prevent any
great onslaught from that source.
Along the coast line of the Baltic Sea
are German batteries of great strength
and range, and these fortifications will
doubtless prevent any enemy from
making much headway.
Readers of the Telegraph will have
an opportunity of following the events
in this great war of nations through
an official map that is being presented
on the popular coupon plan. Every
day In this paper is printed a war map
coupon which is good for one of these
handy guides when presented with the
bare expense of distribution. Out-of
town readers may take advantage of
the offer, as explained in the coupon.
Owing to the great demand for these
the supply is limited and read
ers should present their coupons as
soon as possible,
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Niagara Falls
Prrannally-Cenductrd Excursion*
July 3, 17, 31, August 14. 28,
September 11, 25. October 9. 1914.
ROUND JQ TRIP
FROM HAItRISBUna
SPECIAL TRAIN of Pullman
Parlor Cars, Dining Car, and Day
Coaches through the
Ptctnnaqn Suaqufknnni Valley
Tickets good going on Special
■ Train and connecting trains, and
returning on regular trains with
in FIFTEEN DAYS. Stop-off at
Buffalo within limit on return
trip.
Illustrated Booklet and full In
formation may be obtained from
Ticket Agents.
Pennsylvania R. R.
immi
Non-greasy Toilet Cream k«epi
the skin soft and velvety In rough
weatbor An exquisite toilet prey.
I e ration. 25c.
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AUGUST 24, 1914.
MOUNT 01/IVKT OFFICKRS
Dillsburg, PR., AUK. 24. Mount
"Olivet Union Oampmeetlng Associa
tion has elected the following officers
for the ensuing year: President, W.
F. Whitcomb, of Harrisburg, Pa.; vice
president. G. A. P"ehi, of Dillsburg;
secretary, S. H. Kiugh, of Dillsburg;
treasurer, S. H. Bender, Dillsburg;
trustees. W. F. Whitcomb, S. H. Klugh.
8. H. Bender. Oenrge S. Markley, D.
S. Oollenberger, George A. Bushey and |
G. A. Fehl.
MGHTNING KILLS HOGS
Dillsburg. Pa.. Aug. 24. —During the
severe thunderstorm that passed over
Warrington township near Dillsburg
on Friday the lightning struck the
hog stable of Niles Shearer, killing
two thoroughbred hogs.
FINGER CUT OFF
Dillsburg. Pa., Aug. 24. • Glenn
Stough, a farmer of Warrington town
ship, had the index finger of his left
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hand cut off by getting his hand
caught in a hydrated lime spreading
machine.
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