\yp(V)en T^Unrer^st^ "No Place Like Home, Thank Goodness!' By DOROTHY pla<((l look like tho Old Scratch, but when you go away from home, you put on your new dress and all your false hair, and people say how pretty you are, and how young you look for your age. Also yhen you are at home you fuss and quarrel, and tell your hus banc that you don't know what made you fool enough to marry him. but when you are away from homo butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, and you brag to other ladles about what a peifectly grand husband you have got, and how crazy in. lova he is wi;h you. When a man comes home at night he slams the door behind him, and kicks tho cat, and says sh-s-s-s-s-h to the children, and he knocks the dfriner. and says jtie'd like to know what his wife means by setting him dnwn to that sort of delicatessen prison, and when tho wife tries to talk to him he says, "huh," and he ,4ts up all evening reading the paper. But when he is away from home he compliments everything he eats, and PULES COVERED ENTIRE FACE Festered and Spread, Itched Some-1 thing Terrible. Completely Dis figured. Used Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Trouble Gone. Ml 7 C St., Philadelphia, Pa.—"My trouble began with small red pimples which gradually covered face. The festered and my / / constant scratching caused P-t '< J them to smart and spread. ; V-Tl L-A It became worse and worse \ VA j\/ and itched something ter- 1 —'o4\. rlble. I scratched -and I k J\ \ scratched till I was com- j / \\y y pletely disfigured. I lost ! ' my sleep; I could hardly | shut. my "yes to rest on account of the pain ! It gave me. "I tried , and [ which did me no good. Cuticura j Soap and Ointment did the work for me. I purchased a cake of Soap and a. box of Ointment, used them faithfully for two months when my trouble was gone com pletely." (Signed) Miss Mary A. Brown, Mar. 10. 1914. Samples Free by Mail Are your little ones suffering from itch ing. burning eczemas, or other torturing, disfiguring sldn troubles? Are you. your self, worn out with long, sleepless nights and ceaseless anxiety In caring for them? Then you should know that a wnrm hath with Cuticura Soap and a gentle application of Cuticura Ointment will in most cases bring Immediate relief, the little sufferers will •leep. tired, fretted mothers will rest, and peace will fall on distracted households. Sold everywhere. Liberal sample of each mailed free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postr-card "Cuticura, Dept. T, Bustuo." Atlantic! City ONE DAY Sunday Excursions August 30 Special Art Round Low Fare «PO»UU Jrip SPECIAL THROUGH TRAIN leaves Harrisburg 6:00 A. M. Returning, leaves Atlantic City (South Carolina Avenue Station) 7:0.", p. M. Tickets good only on Special Train For full information consult ."■mall handbills or nearest Ticket Agent PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD Cumberland Valley Railroad TIME TABLE In Effect May 24. 1914. TRAINS leave Harrisburg— For Winchester and Martlnsburg at For Hagerstown. Chamber-burg, Car lisle, Mechanicsbiirg and intermediate stations at 6:03, *7:50, *11:63 a. m. •3:40, 6:32. *7:40, *11:00 p. m. Additional trains for Carlisle and Mechanlcsburg at 9:48 a. re . 2:18, 3:27 6:30, 9:30 a. m. For Dtllsburg at 6t03, *7:60 and •11:63 a. m„ 2:18. *3:40, 6:32 and t;3O p. m. •Dally. All other trains dally except Bundav. H. A. RIDDLE. J. H. TONGA U. P. A. MONDAY EVENING, he tells funny stories, and eevrybody says he Is the life of the party. Home is the only place where folks speak the truth, whioh is Rood for our souls, but most unpleasant. When my mother buys a hat the lady In the store says that she looks Perfectly Lovely In it, and all her friends say that it is Terrible Stylish, but when she brings it home all the folks tells her that she looks like a scare crow in it, and that It is about seventeen years too young for hery And when my papa talks away from home peopleflisten to him most re spectful when he tells how he could tight Mexico with one hand tied be hind him and lick 'em all inside of a week, hut when he talks that way at homo my mother says, "Oh, piffle, you would run from a Chile Con Oarne, for you hid under the bed that time we thought there was a burglar I In the house." If we did not have homes we should never know how many faults we have, i for It is only when I am home that anybody tells me to quit sniffling, I and eat with my fork, and not to ! stand pigeon-toed, and for goodness j sake not to talk so much. When we have company my mother j always sings a song that says "there's no place like home," and most of us are glad there ain't. We should all be evry thankful for the blessing of having a home where we are taught what poor, miserable worms of the dust we are. It is be cause so many unfortunate people have not had the blessings of a home that they go around full of conceit, and pride, and vain glory, and good times. Oh. how we should all love our homes.' And the farther we get away from them the more we love them. Justice Lurton's Will Is Held to Be Void Washington, D. C., Aug. 2 4.—The will of Associate Justice Horace H. Lurton, of the Supreme Court, abso lutely void for want of attesting wit nesses, has been tiled for probate here. Being written entirely in the late Justice's handwriting, it would be effective in some States, probably Ten nessee, where it was written, but not in the District of Columbia. The law here requires at least two witnesses. The "will," which is dated Nash ville, Tenn., June 5, IS9S. will be ac cepted by the Register of Wills as a mere "testamentary paper." It is notable for its simplicity. It reads: "This is my last will and testament, j "First. I leave all of my estate, • real and personal, to my wife, Fanny ■)won Lurton. | "Second. I name in my said wife | iny sole executrix, and direct that no I bond be taken and that she be not re- I quired to render any account what-1 ever. ] "Third. If I shall survive my wife, |T leave ail of my estate in equal parts, ! without any advancement charges, to I my two children, Mary Lurton Finley and Horace H. Lurton. Jr. In the ilatter event I name my son as execu ! tor. and direct that no bond Vie re | Hitred. This will is wholly In my I handwriting. "HORACE H. LURTON." Tho value of the estate is not indi cated. Justice Lurton died at Atlantic City on July 12 last. U. S. Producers Will Plan New Industries Washington, P. C., Aug. 2 4.—The war in Europe has made American producers consider what articles can be made here to advantage and what industries can be established inde pendent of the rest of the world. It is thought desirable that Con gress should have full information on this subject. Accordingly, A. D. Jutl lard, chairman of the executive com mittee of the American Protective Tariff League, to-day sent to all man ufacturers and producers a letter re iquesting the information. | This information will be supplied ji'ongress so that it may be prepared to Stake any action necessary in framing 'a tariff law. The request is: i "Please report to us any article or .irticles (raw material or finished j product) of use in agriculture or mtn ing op manufacture in the I'nited I States for the supply of which we are j dependent upon any foreign country." The object of this inquiry is to dis ; cover what industries could be estab- I lished in the T'nited States by the : protective tariff system and to urge Digestive Disorders Yield When the right help is sought at the right j time. Indigestion is a torment. ! Biliousness causes suffering. Either is likely to lead to worse and weak ening sickness. The right help, the best corrective for disordered conditions of the stomach, liver, kidneys or bowels is now known to be Ikccbams Pills and the right time to take this fa mous family remedy is at the first sign of coming trouble. Beecham'a Pills have so immediate an effect for good, by cleansing the system and purifying the blood, that you will know after a few doses they Are the Remedial Resort Laffeat Sale of Any Medicine In the World. Sold everywhere. In boxes, 10c.• 25c. EDUCATIONAL FALL TERM Begins Tuesday, September 1 Write lor Illustrated Catalogue. SCHOOL OF COMMERCE 15 S. MARKET SQUARE, HARRIS BURG, PA. Harrisburg Business College 329 Market St. Fall term, September first. Day and night. 29th year. Harrisburg, Pa. "The Typewriter WHERE TO FIND I 1 of Triple Service # NATIONALLY J§| A D V r ERTISED Chalmers It Writes, Types Cards and _____ THE Bills. No extra attachment. 1 f St Price SIOO. For demonstration. f M | / 1 1 iW So V/tVI Harrisburg Typewriter VJ W jLJ O OdAOII and Supply Co. f ., ( \~*t ii* -o -v/T 1 J* Motor Cara M,y be s<, " n at the 40 *nrth cart street Ihe World s JDest Merchandise Keystone Motor Car Co. HarrlnhiirK* P«. 1010-1025 MARKET ST. II T Robert 1,. Morton, Mannner, n and IN ear fr™ HARRISBURG, PA. GLOBE I JLJr.rVeeU Merchandise that will bear national advertising has to have exceptional merit. 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Bessie t. roorman J4 h^;b 7 h b ; Front-Market Motor Supply Sales Aireat HAHlilMft Ki», I A. ■ r » 40R MARKET STREET 222 IA)CUST STREET Either Phone 3800 upon Congress that the question be studied when the matter of restoring the protective tariff is undertaken, as it is expected to he when the Re publicans regain control of the House. Destroy Germany or England Will Perish, Declares Novelist London, Aug. 24. H. G. Wells, England's foremost novelist, writes as follows for a new Illustrated weekly: "What is the object of this war? We cannot simply put the Germans back over the Belgian border and tell them not to do It again. "We find ourselves at war with that huge military empire with which we have been doing our best to keep peace since first it rose upon the ruins of French imperialism in IR7I. "We have now either to destroy or be destroyed. We have not sought this reckoning. We have done our utmost to avoid it, but now that It has been forced upon us it Is imperative that it should he a thorough reckoning. "This is a war that touches every man and every home In each of the combatant countries. It is a war not of soldiers, but of whole peoples. It is a war that must be fought to such a finish that every one in each nation engaged understands what has hap pened. "There can he no diplomatic settle ment. That will leave German im perialism free to explain away its fail ure to its people and start new prepa rations. We have to go on until we are absolutely done for or until the Germans as a people know that they are beaten and are convinced that they have had enough of war. "There Is no thought of glory. We know wo are facing unprecedented slaughter and agonies. We know that for neither side will there be easy triumphs or prancing victories. Al ready there is hideous butchery, and soon there must come disease. Can it be otherwise? "We face, perhaps, the most awful winter that mankind ever faced." BABY'S HANDS Cured of Eczema by Saxo Salve Connersville, Ind. "My little girl suffered with eczema on her hands for nearly a year and reading about Saxo Salve one day I bought a tube and it helped her. After using two tubes my baby's hands are entirely well. 1$ is a wonderful eczema remedy."—Mrs. E. P. HOOK, Connersville, Ina. If we can't cure your skin trouble with our Saxo Salve and Saxo Soap wa will buy back the empty tube. Geo. A. Uorgas. DRUGGIST, Harrla burg, Pa. —Advertisement, HARRISFTJRG TELEGRAPH "Brussels Under Wing of V. S." Treated as Joke Special to The T elf graph London, Aug. 24.— A dispatch to the Reuter Telegraph Company from Amsterdam says that the special cor respondent of the Nteuwe Rotter damsohe Courant Is responsible for the following statement: "The American Minister to Bel gium, Brand Whitlock, was present at a conversation between the Brussels burgomaster, M. Max. and the Ger man military commander, relative to the surrender of the city. The con versation took place at 8 o'clock Thursday morning. The American Minister proposed taking Brussels un der American protection." A dispatch to Router's Telegram Company from Tpres, Belgium, says: "The burgomaster met the jjivaders at the national rifle range, on the edge of Brussels. He was accompanied by the American Minister, who, accord ing to reports, informed the German commander that he had been in structed by his government to com municate to him that the United States had taken the city of Brussels under its protection, with the view to observing whether all the laws of war had been respected." 1 Washington, D. C., Aug. 24.—Act ing Secretary of State Lansing yes terday laughed at the story that Min ister Brand Whitlock had suggested to the combatants at Brussels that that city had been placed under American protection. Mr. Lansing declared that the State Department had had no communication with Mr. Whitlock for several days, and denied that this government had any intention of talc ing Brussels under its protection. Fifty Drivers Violate Sunbury's New Auto Law Special to The Telegraph Sunbury, Pa., Aug. 24.—Merle Shan non, Sunbury's police chief, yesterday afternoon took the numbers of fifty automobiles the drivers of which failed to observe Sunbury's new auto mobile ordinance. The State Highway Department will be communicated with and the names of the owners secured, after which wawants will be issued for their arrest and they will |be compelled to pay $5 fine. Many | of them came from Milton, Watson town. Willlamsport, Shantokin and all points in Central Pennsylvania. BOY INJURED BY AUTO Special to The Telegraph Sunbury. Pa., Aug. 24.—Struck by an automobile while crossing a street, Melvin Rohrbach, 8 years old, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Rohrbach, was run down -and it Is feared that he is Internally hurt. Earlier in the sum j jl \// | \ to the Patented Cutting and Con-, W/|y J lihil * ill r struction Guides that save from v> ju/ one-half to one yard of material \ 7) \\ on each dress. , \ fTry One, Just One I' 1 You Will Be Convinced J |i ' . I The Fall Fashion Book LJJJ j \ September Patterns COM SSO S—IJ «m ... „ _ JSOJ—M tmrn lUrt mm—is unt* Now on yde at our Pattern Counter UnSUMiaa Dives Pomeroy (&L Stewart hand cut off by getting his hand caught in a hydrated lime spreading machine. 'ELECTRIC WORK' We do all kinds of electric work, but we make a specialty of conceal ing wires in homes. Guarantee no dirt and carpets all In place. : YINGST ELECTRICAL; CO. to NORTH THIRD STREET H C RO A C T K CH REPAIRING or adjusting, Jewelry cleaning or repollshlng. taka It to SPRINGER 206 MAFKKrST ST—Bell Phoaa Diamond Setting and Engravtai. 5