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This Matter of Fools
a It has long been
Ssaid there is no fool
lllke an old fool. But
la little observation
shows us there Is no
fool so foolish as the
young fool.
The old fool, at
worst, has a limited
period of action,
and the lives of oth
ers are not likely to
be so Involved as in
the career of the
younK fool.
Once upon a time
there were two fools
who met on common
grounds.
One fool trofl a man witK arrested
mental development and an inflated
purse. His brow and chin receded
when he first faced life as if in terror
of an existence trust upon him by
badly mated parents.
Through the laws of the land,
which permit mother earth to be held
untaxed by great monopolists until It
can be sold for extorionate sums the
fool was heir to a vast estate.
So as soon as he was out of the
hands of despairing but well paid
tutors, who had succeeded in teach
ing him a few parrot tricks of speech
and behavior, the fool went forth to
find him a wife; and Destiny brought
him to his affinity—a girl with the
fact of an angel, and the heart of a
fool; for she believed there was no
GOULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak —Could
Not Do Her Work—Found
Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. "I suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and
& ot 80 that I
:| ;1 could hardly do my
work. When I
washed my dishes I
WW had to sit down and
when I would sweep
' 'M11! the floor I would get
5' I s \ £k\ i' |so weak that I would
5 if h» ve to get a drink
iip%v-every few minutes,
' ' ' i V I before I did my
If / .MfH dusting I would have
' ' — " to lie down. I got
so poorly that my folks thought I was
going into consumption. One day I
found a piece of paper blowing around
the yard and I picked it up and read it.
It said 'Saved from the Grave,' and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound has done for women. I
showed it to my husband and he said,
' Why don't you try it ?' So I did, and
after I had taken two bottles I felt
better and I said to my husband, 'I don't
need any more,' and he said 'You had
better take it a little longer anyway.'
So I took it for three months and got
well and strong." Mrs. ALONZO E.
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich.
Not "Well Enough to Work.
In these words is hidden the tragedy
of many a woman, housekeeper or wage
earner who supports herself and is often
helping to support a family, on meagre
wages. Whether in house, office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there is one tried
and true remedy for the ills to which all
women are prone, and that is Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
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Spend Your Holiday
on a Western Ranch
*
Out in the ranch country of the
West, around Sheridan Wyoming, or in
the Big Horn Basin of Wyoming,
where Buffalo Bill founded the town
of Cody, the practice has grown for
the good ranch people there to provide
for summer boarders and I don't know
any more interesting and pleasurable
way of spending one's vacation with
the wife and children, than to go out
on one of those ranches, and ride and
fish for trout, (great fishing out there)
and eat good, plain, substantial food,
and Bleep —my! how one does sleep
after days spent exercising in that
wonderful mountain air. This "Ranch
Vacation" is a novel Idea, but very
easy to accomplish, for I can tell you
all about what you can do and how
to do it and what It will cost and what
you can get and all about it. Just
write and let me suggest a plan for
you to follow. Wm. Austin, General
Agent Passenger Depts., C. B. & Q.
R. R. Co., 836 Chestnut St., Philadel
phia.—Advertisement.
Coal Prices
Advance July 1
Are your household expenses a
matter of concern—do you econ
omize in every possible way?
This is the last month to
buy Kelley's Broken, Egg,
Stove and Nut sizes at the
year's lowest prices—at a re
duction of 50c a load.
Fill your bin now —before the
end of June— and cut down your
fuel bill.
Why not?
H. M. KELLEY & CO.
1 N. Third St.—loth & State Sts.
mniERTAimM
RUDOLPH K. SPICER
Funeral Director and Embalmer
US Wilinl It Bell PkM.
Try Telegraph Want Ads.
TUESDAY EVENING,
happiness on parth which mlKht not
be bought with money. She WM
young and chaste and beautiful, and
she sold her youth and virtue and
beauty to the man fool; and together
they set forth to people the world with
more fools.
The woman fool did not love the
man fool; love had In no wise en-,
tered Into the bargain. She loved his
wealth, and she had believed, as fools
do the world over, that money brings
happiness. But this particular fool
possessed a certain refinement of na
ture, which made her life as wife of
the man fool, and mother of hla chil
dren, one long martyrdom.
And in order to escape the horror
of her situation, she began another
fool career; she called in the aid of
drugs to help her forget her misery.
And before she had reached mid
dle life she died, a drug victim. Not
one hour of happiness had this beau
tiful fool experienced. There are
many such fools in the land.
There are asylums for the insane
and prisons and reformatories tilled
with fools who have believed that
money is the open door to happiness
—money, no matter how obtained—
and with fools who imagine drugs or
drink will drown sorrow and restore
peace of mind.
There is no fool like a young fool.
There is no greater menace to the
human race than a young fool who
worships the money idol.
PEIUROSE SMILES
AT PALMER'S IDEA
Says Issues Will Be Prosperity No
Matter What the Congressman
Asserts
"Protection and prosperity will be
the issue in Pennsylvania this Fall.
Nothing that A. Mitchell Palmer,
Democratic senatorial candidate, or
William Plinn, boss of the Progres
sive party in the State, may do to be
cloud the issue will confuse the voters.
Mr. Palmer says the real issue is
Penroseism. I will not only meet him
on that issue, but any other that he
may bring before the voters. I am
making my fight for re-election on
the tariff, a revision of which by the
Democratic party has upset business
conditions in our State and has de
prived honest workingmen of the em
ployment to which they are entitled.
Any campaigning that Colonel Roose
velt may make against the Repub
lican party does not concern me."
I Senator Boies Penrose thus summed
up the situation in the Keystone State
in speaking at Washington last night.
He predicts an old-time majority in
Pennsylvania and says the Republican
ticket will be elected from top to bot
tom. The complexion of the congres
sional delegation will be changed to
the extent that Republicans will atip
plant all of the six Progressive mem
bers. while at least, six of the twelve
Democratic districts will be reclaimed.
"A revulsion toward the Republican
party has set in in Pennsylvania," con
tinued Senator Penrose. "Not only
have those Republicans who left the
party in 1912 returned, but 100,000
Democrats, mostly business and work
ing men, will support the Republican
ticket in the Fall. The administration's
tariff tinkering has disgusted a large
element in the Democratic party and
the antagonism caused by the bossism
displayed by Mr. Palmer and his asso
ciates has driven from the Democratic
ranks thousands of other voters who
will not accept the methods employed
by Palmer.
"No more flagrant bossism than that
of the past six months has been ex
perienced in Pennsylvania in twenty
years. AVhile the distribution of pat
ronage has disgusted the rank and file
of Democrats, the manner In which
the primary slate was jammed through
has alienated thousands of other faith
ful Democrats. The ticket of Palmer
and McCormlck was dictated from the
White House. Not content with this, |
Cabinet officers were permitted to go
into the State and take sides in the
fight, to the disgust of honest Demo
crats who had hoped for a free and
open fight to determine the choice of
the voters of their party.
"The high-handed method employed
by Palmer and others in dictating a
party platform in secret has not helped
the Democratic ticket. Instead of per
mitting the State committee, which is
supposed to represent the party, to
assist in the formation of a decla
ration of principles, the Democratic
bosses prepared their platform in se
cret conference, referred it to a com
mittee of nine which did not report
to the full committee and jammed it
down the throats of the Democrats of
Pennsylvania, who were in ignorance
of what the instrument reallv con
tained. The platform of the Repub
lican party will be framed to meet tho
wishes of the party after consultation
wtih party leaders in all sections of
the State.
"The people of Pennsylvania are
concerned in a return of prosperity
and a Republican victory this Fall
will pave the way for such a condition
The business men of the State are un
alterably opposed to any further legis
lation by Congress that tends to unset
tled business conditions, and if the
administration has any doubt as to this
the result in November will clear away
any misgivings on that score."
Senator Penrose will be in Pitts
burgh on June 30 to address the con
vention of the National Sportsmen's
Association. This is the date of the
Progressive party conference there.
Although Colonel Roosevelt has been
advertised to attend the conference
and make an address, Pennsylvania
Progressives in Congress are without
definite word that the Colonel will
keep his engagement. Up to this even
ing no word had been received from
Pittsburgh relative to Roosevelt's visit
and those members who are candi
dates for re-election privately admit
that without the Colonel the confer,
ence will be a failure. Representative
Victor Murdock, of Kansas, Progres
sive party leader in the House, an
nounced to-day that he would not at
tend the conference. He had been
counted upon foro an address outlin
ing the principles upon which the
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
That Contain Mercury
•s mercury will surely destroy tbo sense of smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering it through tne mucous surfaces. Such
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ther will do Is ten fold to the good you can pos
albly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney 6 Co., Toledo, 0.,
contains no mercury, and is taken lnternslly,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur*
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Cure be aure you get the genuine. It is taken
lnternslly and made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J,
Cheney &Co Teatlmonlals free.
Bold by Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Take Hall's Family Pills foe constipation.
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nation-wide fight would be conducted
this Fall.
Murdock and his Progressive asso
ciates are at variance over the ques
tion of amalgamation with the Repub
lican party. The Kansan Is unalter
ably opposed to a reunion and says it
will never be brought about.
Complete Arrangements
For Annual Picnic
Arrangements are completed for the
annual picnic of the Dauphin county
Masons to be held at Elizabethtown
next Thursday, June 25.
Members and their families of every
Masonic lodge in Dauphin county will
be represented at the outing. The
party will leave the -Pennsylvania
Railroad station on a special train at
9.45 o'clock In the morning. Viewing
the beautiful Masonic home and out
of-door sports will occupy the day.
Meals can be bought on the picnic
grounds.
BEAUTY AT THE COLONIAL
One of ti.e most beautiful acts that
was ever presented to a vaudeville
audience in Harrlsburg began a full
week's engagement at the Colonial
yesterday. This was La Oraciosa, the
act beautiful, in which a young wom
[un of rare grace poses while envel
HARHISBURG rfijiftg TELEGRAPH
oped In ever changing colored lights
that throw all kinds of effects Imagin
able. One moment the picture Is that
of the seaside, with summer girls and
high ocean waves, and the next mo
ment the audience is gazing on a win
ter scene In which the snow Is falling
and La Oraclosa is clad in winter garb.
There are two other good acts and
movies on the bill with this one, and
these acts will change in midweek as
usual.—Advertisement.
Bull Moosers Reported
Split on G. 0. P. Merger
Special to The Telegraph
Washington, D. C., June 23.—State
ments made to-day by leaders of the
Progressive party Indicate the proba
bility of a spilt in that organization
over the proposals that the Republi
cans and the third party jointly nomi
nate Theodore Roosevelt as their
Presidential candidate In 1916.
Such men as Representative Victor
Murdock, of Kansas, Bull Moose lead
er in the House, are opposed to the
plan-of a dual nomination. They fear
such a nomination might lead to a
total eclipse of the third party. On
the other hand there are Progres
sives who look with favor on a union
of the two parties In 1916 as a njeans
[of defeating the Democratic nominee.
Storms Play Havoc
in Sections of Ohio
By Associated Press
Columbus, Ohio, June 23.—Various
kinds of storms broke over Central
Ohio yesterday, injuring a score ot
persons and damaging thousands of
dollars' worth of property. Rain fell
In some sections, breaking a drought
which had threatened growing crops.
In others the precipitation was accom
panied by terrific winds and lightning.
In the western part of the state crops
suffered from a heavy hailstorm.
A tornado passed through Shelby
county. In Quincy, a village of 500
population, several buildings. Including
a church, were destroyed. The tor
nado was followed by a violent hall
storm.
Lightning set fire to two 300-barrel
oil tanks near Newark and a spec
tacular blaze resulted. Many farm
buildings, Ignited by lightning, also
were reported burned.
AUSTRIA STARTED TROUBLE
Rome, June 23. —The recent revo
lutionary movement by the unarchists
in Italy was started by Austria, ac
cording to a statement made by Dep
uty Vital who has been investigating
conditions In Romagna. The deputy
says he found evidence of the presence
of Austrian agents and learned that an
Italian vessel Intercepted wireless mes
JUNE 23. 1914.
suges from these agents giving de
tailed reports of the dltsurbance to
Vienna.
HELD FOK THEFT
Harry Uutter was committed to
jail by Alderman Murray last evening
charged with the theft of a gold watch
from Sterling B. Herman, 147 North
Front street, Steelton.
Business Locals
WILL OUTWEAR TWO PAIRS
Of any four-dollar shoes. The tough
center part of the hide, only, is used
in the making of James A. Bannister
shoes for men. Highest grade work
manship. Made in all leathers. High
or low shoes. Stylish lasts for the
critical youth and solid comfort for
the more conservative. $6.60 to 17,
at Jerauld's Shoe Company, 310 Mar
ket street.
ALWAYS FRESH AND BRIGHT
Common paint may fade and crum
ble away, but the H. B. Davis paints
and have the quality of In
gredients that make them last and
withstand the sun, rain or cold.# Let
us tell you the difference between so
called paints and the real H. B. Davis
quality. Shaffer Sales Company, 80-88
South Cameron street.
Business L*ocals
BETTER AN EYE OUT
Than always aching. In the days when
proverbs were coined this wisdom may
have applied, but in this age of mod
ern science and accurate optical
equipment, there is no need to have
one hour's discomfort through imper
fect eyesight or ill-fitting glasses.
Ralph L. Pratt, Eyesight Specialist.
807 North Third street.
WILLING TO UK SHOWN
Js the "man from Missouri" and most
people are like him. But how "whall
they know what you have to show
unless you tell them? The Multigraph
fac-slmlle letters reaches them direct
and looks exactly like the original
typewritten letter. Always gets an
audience. Phone the Weaver Type
writing Co., 26 North Third street.
STEAK TO CAKE 'A 1
Everything for the table from
steak to cake is to be found in abund
ance at this store. Our meat depart
ment has fresh cuts of the choicest
meatfi as well as the cured meats and
potted varieties. Staple and fancy
groceries, baked goods and vegetables,
as welt as the fruits in season. B. B.
Drumm, 1801 North Sixth street.
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