\fc?o(Yien This Matter of Fools a It has long been Ssaid there is no fool lllke an old fool. But la little observation shows us there Is no fool so foolish as the young fool. The old fool, at worst, has a limited period of action, and the lives of oth ers are not likely to be so Involved as in the career of the younK fool. Once upon a time there were two fools who met on common grounds. One fool trofl a man witK arrested mental development and an inflated purse. His brow and chin receded when he first faced life as if in terror of an existence trust upon him by badly mated parents. Through the laws of the land, which permit mother earth to be held untaxed by great monopolists until It can be sold for extorionate sums the fool was heir to a vast estate. So as soon as he was out of the hands of despairing but well paid tutors, who had succeeded in teach ing him a few parrot tricks of speech and behavior, the fool went forth to find him a wife; and Destiny brought him to his affinity—a girl with the fact of an angel, and the heart of a fool; for she believed there was no GOULD NOT STAND ON FEET Mrs. Baker So Weak —Could Not Do Her Work—Found Relief In Novel Way. Adrian, Mich. "I suffered terribly with female weakness and backache and & ot 80 that I :| ;1 could hardly do my work. When I washed my dishes I WW had to sit down and when I would sweep ' 'M11! the floor I would get 5' I s \ £k\ i' |so weak that I would 5 if h» ve to get a drink iip%v-every few minutes, ' ' ' i V I before I did my If / .MfH dusting I would have ' ' — " to lie down. I got so poorly that my folks thought I was going into consumption. One day I found a piece of paper blowing around the yard and I picked it up and read it. It said 'Saved from the Grave,' and told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound has done for women. I showed it to my husband and he said, ' Why don't you try it ?' So I did, and after I had taken two bottles I felt better and I said to my husband, 'I don't need any more,' and he said 'You had better take it a little longer anyway.' So I took it for three months and got well and strong." Mrs. ALONZO E. BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich. Not "Well Enough to Work. In these words is hidden the tragedy of many a woman, housekeeper or wage earner who supports herself and is often helping to support a family, on meagre wages. Whether in house, office, fac tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman should remember that there is one tried and true remedy for the ills to which all women are prone, and that is Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It promotes that vigor which makes work easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. i r ; \ Spend Your Holiday on a Western Ranch * Out in the ranch country of the West, around Sheridan Wyoming, or in the Big Horn Basin of Wyoming, where Buffalo Bill founded the town of Cody, the practice has grown for the good ranch people there to provide for summer boarders and I don't know any more interesting and pleasurable way of spending one's vacation with the wife and children, than to go out on one of those ranches, and ride and fish for trout, (great fishing out there) and eat good, plain, substantial food, and Bleep —my! how one does sleep after days spent exercising in that wonderful mountain air. This "Ranch Vacation" is a novel Idea, but very easy to accomplish, for I can tell you all about what you can do and how to do it and what It will cost and what you can get and all about it. Just write and let me suggest a plan for you to follow. Wm. Austin, General Agent Passenger Depts., C. B. & Q. R. R. Co., 836 Chestnut St., Philadel phia.—Advertisement. Coal Prices Advance July 1 Are your household expenses a matter of concern—do you econ omize in every possible way? This is the last month to buy Kelley's Broken, Egg, Stove and Nut sizes at the year's lowest prices—at a re duction of 50c a load. Fill your bin now —before the end of June— and cut down your fuel bill. Why not? H. M. KELLEY & CO. 1 N. Third St.—loth & State Sts. mniERTAimM RUDOLPH K. SPICER Funeral Director and Embalmer US Wilinl It Bell PkM. Try Telegraph Want Ads. TUESDAY EVENING, happiness on parth which mlKht not be bought with money. She WM young and chaste and beautiful, and she sold her youth and virtue and beauty to the man fool; and together they set forth to people the world with more fools. The woman fool did not love the man fool; love had In no wise en-, tered Into the bargain. She loved his wealth, and she had believed, as fools do the world over, that money brings happiness. But this particular fool possessed a certain refinement of na ture, which made her life as wife of the man fool, and mother of hla chil dren, one long martyrdom. And in order to escape the horror of her situation, she began another fool career; she called in the aid of drugs to help her forget her misery. And before she had reached mid dle life she died, a drug victim. Not one hour of happiness had this beau tiful fool experienced. There are many such fools in the land. There are asylums for the insane and prisons and reformatories tilled with fools who have believed that money is the open door to happiness —money, no matter how obtained— and with fools who imagine drugs or drink will drown sorrow and restore peace of mind. There is no fool like a young fool. There is no greater menace to the human race than a young fool who worships the money idol. PEIUROSE SMILES AT PALMER'S IDEA Says Issues Will Be Prosperity No Matter What the Congressman Asserts "Protection and prosperity will be the issue in Pennsylvania this Fall. Nothing that A. Mitchell Palmer, Democratic senatorial candidate, or William Plinn, boss of the Progres sive party in the State, may do to be cloud the issue will confuse the voters. Mr. Palmer says the real issue is Penroseism. I will not only meet him on that issue, but any other that he may bring before the voters. I am making my fight for re-election on the tariff, a revision of which by the Democratic party has upset business conditions in our State and has de prived honest workingmen of the em ployment to which they are entitled. Any campaigning that Colonel Roose velt may make against the Repub lican party does not concern me." I Senator Boies Penrose thus summed up the situation in the Keystone State in speaking at Washington last night. He predicts an old-time majority in Pennsylvania and says the Republican ticket will be elected from top to bot tom. The complexion of the congres sional delegation will be changed to the extent that Republicans will atip plant all of the six Progressive mem bers. while at least, six of the twelve Democratic districts will be reclaimed. "A revulsion toward the Republican party has set in in Pennsylvania," con tinued Senator Penrose. "Not only have those Republicans who left the party in 1912 returned, but 100,000 Democrats, mostly business and work ing men, will support the Republican ticket in the Fall. The administration's tariff tinkering has disgusted a large element in the Democratic party and the antagonism caused by the bossism displayed by Mr. Palmer and his asso ciates has driven from the Democratic ranks thousands of other voters who will not accept the methods employed by Palmer. "No more flagrant bossism than that of the past six months has been ex perienced in Pennsylvania in twenty years. AVhile the distribution of pat ronage has disgusted the rank and file of Democrats, the manner In which the primary slate was jammed through has alienated thousands of other faith ful Democrats. The ticket of Palmer and McCormlck was dictated from the White House. Not content with this, | Cabinet officers were permitted to go into the State and take sides in the fight, to the disgust of honest Demo crats who had hoped for a free and open fight to determine the choice of the voters of their party. "The high-handed method employed by Palmer and others in dictating a party platform in secret has not helped the Democratic ticket. Instead of per mitting the State committee, which is supposed to represent the party, to assist in the formation of a decla ration of principles, the Democratic bosses prepared their platform in se cret conference, referred it to a com mittee of nine which did not report to the full committee and jammed it down the throats of the Democrats of Pennsylvania, who were in ignorance of what the instrument reallv con tained. The platform of the Repub lican party will be framed to meet tho wishes of the party after consultation wtih party leaders in all sections of the State. "The people of Pennsylvania are concerned in a return of prosperity and a Republican victory this Fall will pave the way for such a condition The business men of the State are un alterably opposed to any further legis lation by Congress that tends to unset tled business conditions, and if the administration has any doubt as to this the result in November will clear away any misgivings on that score." Senator Penrose will be in Pitts burgh on June 30 to address the con vention of the National Sportsmen's Association. This is the date of the Progressive party conference there. Although Colonel Roosevelt has been advertised to attend the conference and make an address, Pennsylvania Progressives in Congress are without definite word that the Colonel will keep his engagement. Up to this even ing no word had been received from Pittsburgh relative to Roosevelt's visit and those members who are candi dates for re-election privately admit that without the Colonel the confer, ence will be a failure. Representative Victor Murdock, of Kansas, Progres sive party leader in the House, an nounced to-day that he would not at tend the conference. He had been counted upon foro an address outlin ing the principles upon which the Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury •s mercury will surely destroy tbo sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through tne mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescrip tions from reputable physicians, as the damage ther will do Is ten fold to the good you can pos albly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney 6 Co., Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken lnternslly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur* faces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be aure you get the genuine. It is taken lnternslly and made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J, Cheney &Co Teatlmonlals free. Bold by Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle. Take Hall's Family Pills foe constipation. Extra Sale Starts Salespeople I M to Serve I Morning at Y° u O'Clock EXTRA! EXTRA! The "Marcelle" Waist and Dress Sold Us Their Entire Stock & Samples A J H L AN s Ha/f of Their Values > v Hundreds of Bemutiful Summer Dresses and Waists /"MAMmrX l al * Starts Wednetda y Morning at 8 O'Clock /L ißmi A J \ The stock is now being unpacked, arranged and marked. To say that these dresses / \ I BRAND \ an( j waists are beautiful is putting it mildly. Never, no never have we seen such a beau- / BRAND \ | I M 1 tiful assortment of styles and high-grade materials. Our own stock was brimful of / let \ 1 ! Sb( I pretty Summer garments; BUT THE TEMPTATION WAS TOO GREAT TO LET I % \ \ / AN OPPORTUNITY OF THIS KIND PASS. I •£ 5171 I g \ / One of America's foremost dress and waist makers offering us HIS ENTIRE \ % Pri «— / 1 V Hi EVt* / STOCK AND SAMPLES (many of which have been made within the last week) AT \ X. y LESS THAN HALF OF THEIR TRUE VALUE AND WE OFFER THEM TO S ' YOU TO-MOROROW MORNING AT THE SAME PROPORTIONATE PRICES. 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Your choice for V A Special Purchase of Several Hundred Washable Dress Skirts From The American Cloak and Suit Co., of Philadelphia, Pa. The Most Remarkable Price Reductions Ever Quoted An assortment of up-to-the-minute styles, in materials that will appeal to all women. No matter what idea of a skirt you have set your heart on getting, you will surely find it in this splendid collection of high-class Washable Dress Skirts. $1 & $1.50 Washable Skirts $2.00 Washable Skirts $2.50 &$3 Washable Skirts $3.50 Washable Skirts 69c 95c $1.40 $1.90 Desirable styles in Rep, Linen, Materials of heavy welted Materials of Ratine, Crepe, Ratine, Ramie Linen, Bedford and Pique materials. Well-tail- P i( J ue > imported rep, and other de- Bedford Cord and Linen. Sev- Cord and Crepe materials. Over , . , ... .. sirable Wash Fabrics. Several eral styles including the favorite 30 styles including the Russian ored and trimmed with pretty st yi e s to select from in all regular Russian tunic in all regular and tunic andtier models in all regular pearl buttons. and extra size waist bands. extra size waist bands. and extra size waist bands. nation-wide fight would be conducted this Fall. Murdock and his Progressive asso ciates are at variance over the ques tion of amalgamation with the Repub lican party. The Kansan Is unalter ably opposed to a reunion and says it will never be brought about. Complete Arrangements For Annual Picnic Arrangements are completed for the annual picnic of the Dauphin county Masons to be held at Elizabethtown next Thursday, June 25. Members and their families of every Masonic lodge in Dauphin county will be represented at the outing. The party will leave the -Pennsylvania Railroad station on a special train at 9.45 o'clock In the morning. Viewing the beautiful Masonic home and out of-door sports will occupy the day. Meals can be bought on the picnic grounds. BEAUTY AT THE COLONIAL One of ti.e most beautiful acts that was ever presented to a vaudeville audience in Harrlsburg began a full week's engagement at the Colonial yesterday. This was La Oraciosa, the act beautiful, in which a young wom [un of rare grace poses while envel HARHISBURG rfijiftg TELEGRAPH oped In ever changing colored lights that throw all kinds of effects Imagin able. One moment the picture Is that of the seaside, with summer girls and high ocean waves, and the next mo ment the audience is gazing on a win ter scene In which the snow Is falling and La Oraclosa is clad in winter garb. There are two other good acts and movies on the bill with this one, and these acts will change in midweek as usual.—Advertisement. Bull Moosers Reported Split on G. 0. P. Merger Special to The Telegraph Washington, D. C., June 23.—State ments made to-day by leaders of the Progressive party Indicate the proba bility of a spilt in that organization over the proposals that the Republi cans and the third party jointly nomi nate Theodore Roosevelt as their Presidential candidate In 1916. Such men as Representative Victor Murdock, of Kansas, Bull Moose lead er in the House, are opposed to the plan-of a dual nomination. They fear such a nomination might lead to a total eclipse of the third party. On the other hand there are Progres sives who look with favor on a union of the two parties In 1916 as a njeans [of defeating the Democratic nominee. Storms Play Havoc in Sections of Ohio By Associated Press Columbus, Ohio, June 23.—Various kinds of storms broke over Central Ohio yesterday, injuring a score ot persons and damaging thousands of dollars' worth of property. Rain fell In some sections, breaking a drought which had threatened growing crops. In others the precipitation was accom panied by terrific winds and lightning. In the western part of the state crops suffered from a heavy hailstorm. A tornado passed through Shelby county. In Quincy, a village of 500 population, several buildings. Including a church, were destroyed. The tor nado was followed by a violent hall storm. Lightning set fire to two 300-barrel oil tanks near Newark and a spec tacular blaze resulted. Many farm buildings, Ignited by lightning, also were reported burned. AUSTRIA STARTED TROUBLE Rome, June 23. —The recent revo lutionary movement by the unarchists in Italy was started by Austria, ac cording to a statement made by Dep uty Vital who has been investigating conditions In Romagna. The deputy says he found evidence of the presence of Austrian agents and learned that an Italian vessel Intercepted wireless mes JUNE 23. 1914. suges from these agents giving de tailed reports of the dltsurbance to Vienna. HELD FOK THEFT Harry Uutter was committed to jail by Alderman Murray last evening charged with the theft of a gold watch from Sterling B. Herman, 147 North Front street, Steelton. Business Locals WILL OUTWEAR TWO PAIRS Of any four-dollar shoes. The tough center part of the hide, only, is used in the making of James A. Bannister shoes for men. Highest grade work manship. Made in all leathers. High or low shoes. Stylish lasts for the critical youth and solid comfort for the more conservative. $6.60 to 17, at Jerauld's Shoe Company, 310 Mar ket street. ALWAYS FRESH AND BRIGHT Common paint may fade and crum ble away, but the H. B. Davis paints and have the quality of In gredients that make them last and withstand the sun, rain or cold.# Let us tell you the difference between so called paints and the real H. B. Davis quality. Shaffer Sales Company, 80-88 South Cameron street. Business L*ocals BETTER AN EYE OUT Than always aching. In the days when proverbs were coined this wisdom may have applied, but in this age of mod ern science and accurate optical equipment, there is no need to have one hour's discomfort through imper fect eyesight or ill-fitting glasses. Ralph L. Pratt, Eyesight Specialist. 807 North Third street. WILLING TO UK SHOWN Js the "man from Missouri" and most people are like him. But how "whall they know what you have to show unless you tell them? The Multigraph fac-slmlle letters reaches them direct and looks exactly like the original typewritten letter. Always gets an audience. Phone the Weaver Type writing Co., 26 North Third street. STEAK TO CAKE 'A 1 Everything for the table from steak to cake is to be found in abund ance at this store. Our meat depart ment has fresh cuts of the choicest meatfi as well as the cured meats and potted varieties. Staple and fancy groceries, baked goods and vegetables, as welt as the fruits in season. B. B. Drumm, 1801 North Sixth street. 5
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