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WEDNESDAY EVENING H4RRISBURG GSJfe TELEGftAPIf APRIL 22, 1914.
HIGH SCHOOL TEAMS
TO BE PICKED 10-0111
Relay Races at Philadelphia Satur
day Promise Many New Records;
Practice Slow Because of Rain
Harrisburg High School relay teams
to participate in the annual track
meet at the University of Pennsylva
nia Saturday will be picked to-day,
following daily practice. Steelton High
will announce their team to-morrow.
Rain has interfered with practice
by the local teams, but it was expected
that both the Central and Tech
squads would be out to-day.
Tech has been showing a big bunch
of aspirants for track honors and the
team expects to make good records in
Philadelphia. It has been hard work
getting the Central runners into form,
because of the present unsatisfactory
arrangements at Central High. Ath
letes have been obliged to practice as
they study, in periods.
Pennsylvania's relay race program
this year comprises no less than fifty
five events, forty-nine «of these are
track events. This does not include
the heats for the 100 or the hurdles,
so that probably fifty-five track events
will be on the program alone. Only
three minutes are given for the half
mile grammar school race, while but
six minutes are allowed for the mile
relays, which compose the bulk of the
program.
The program is so long that for the
convenience of those who are interest
ed only in the various teams, the races
have been divided Into various sec
tions. The grammar school race will
start at 1 o'clock and continue to 1.21.
The parochial school race will con
sume tho next six minutes. The high
i hools will have their ten relay races,
in which nearly 90 high schools will
compete, from 1.30 to 2.24. Thus, in
the first hour and twenty-five minutes,
no less than twenty events are on tho
program.
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Annual Call to
Amateur Managers
Future greats are warming np for
the coming baseball season, and
will soon be In the field for hon
ors. The Harrisburg Telegraph
desires to keep In dose touch with
all amateur., teams and games.
Managers are requested to send
In at once the names of their
team, mnnnger and captain, with
their addresses.
SPORTING EDITOR OF THE TELE-
GRAPH.
I Jde Silver \
8 z Collarski
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"Chief" Johnson Jumps;
Had Fight With Herzog
Special to The Telegraph
Cincinnati, Ohio, April 22.—George
("Chief") Johnson, the big Winnebago
Indian pitcher of the Cincinnati team,
has signed a contract with the Kansas
City Federal League team and left for
St. Louis to join It. What salary was
promised Johnson was unknown.
Johnson was accompanied by Presi
dent C. C. Madison, of the Kansas
City club.
The action of Johnson was prompted
by a dispute with Manager Herzog,
who lined the pitcher SIOO last Fri
day for not reporting In condition.
BITS OF SPORTS
Bob Shawkey was the big star in
yesterday's game between the Athletics
at Boston, which went thirteen innings
to a tie. The former Harrisburger al
lowed six scattered hits. Leonard also
pitched a good game.
The Swallows lost to the Ganders
and Hawks in the Bird League series
last night. The Eagles defeated the
Hawks and tied withthe Ganders.
The Boas Street Tigers yesterday
defeated the Fulton A. C., score 17
to 0.
The Dippers lost to the Redheads in
the Casino Duckpin League last night,
margin 109 pins.
Tho Lebanon Valley baseball nine
passed through Harrisburg to-day en
route to Washington, D. C. ( where
they play the Washington College
team this afternoon.
The Bressler A. C. will play the
West Fairvlew Orioles on Saturday.
Howard Freeze, of Reading, yester
day bowled himself into fifth place in
the individual championship race at
Atlantic City, making 649.
The game between Chicago Cubs
and St. Louis Cardinals at St. Louis
yesterday went fifteen innings, end
ing with a score 2 to 2. Darkness
stopped the game. It was the record
game of this season.
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STANDING OK THE TEAMS
National League
W. 1.. P.C.
Pittsburgh " 1
Philadelphia 3 1 .750
Brooklyn it 1 .7(50
St. Louis 3 4 .421)
( hli'flKO 2 3 .400
Hon toll 1 3 .250
Mew York 1 3 .250
Cincinnati 1 4 .200
American League
W. 1,. P.C.
Chicago 0 t .857
New York 3 1 .750
Detroit 4 2 .0(17
Washington it 2 .000
St. Louis It » .500
Philadelphia 2 3 .100
lloston 2 4 aim
Cleveland 0 7 . 000
Federal League
W. L. P.C.
St. Louts 5 l .sua
llrooklyn 2 1 .007
Buffalo 2 1 .0117
Baltimore 2 2 .500
Kansas City 2 a . 100
Indianapolis 2 a .100
Chicago 2 4 .333
Pittsburgh » - . 000
YESTERDAY'S SCORES
National League
lloston, 4| Philadelphia, a.
Chicago, 2t St. Louis, 2 (15 Innings,
darkness).
New York, O; llrooklyn. 0.
Pittsburgh, 5; Cincinnati, 2.
American l.eaguc
Philadelphia, 1) Boston, 1 (18 inn
ings, darkness).
New York, 3| Washington, 2 110 in.).
Detroit, 7; Cleveland, 4.
Chicago, «( St. I.ouls, 1.
Federal League
Baltimore, 3) Brooklyn, 2 (10 in.),
S*l. Louis, 4) Chicago, 3.
Indianapolis, 0( Kannas City, 2.
Pittsburgh-Buffalo (wet grounds).
SCHEDULE FOII TODAY
National League
New York at Brooklyn. •
Boston at Philadelphia.
Cincinnati at Chicago.
American League
Washington at New York.
Philadelphia at Boston.
Detroit at St. Louis.
Chicago at Cleveland.
Federal League
Buffalo at Pittsburgh.
Chicago nt St. Louis.
Indianapolis at Kansas City.
Brooklyn at Baltimore.
WHERE THEY PI.AY TOMORROW
National League
Philadelphia at New York.
Brooklyn at Boston.
Cincinnati at Chicago.
St. Louis at Pittsburgh.
American I.eague
New York at Philadelphia.
Boston at Washington.
Detroit nt St. Louis.
Chicago at Cleveland.
Federal League
Kaunas City at Chicago.
S't. Louis at Indlnnapolls.
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BASEBALL AT NEWPORT
WILL DEPEND ON PANS
Sptciat to The Telegraph
Newport, Pa., April 22.—A meeting
of the baseball fans has been called
for to-morrow evening in the borough
building at 7.30 o'clock.
At this meeting it is hoped to create
sufficient .enthusiasm to form an as
sociation which will Include a large
number of citizens. A nominal fee
will be charged, which will bring lit
sufficient revenue to place u good team
on the field.
Track Meet Plans Outlined
by Local Athletic Committee
Each of the Fifteen Events Will Have Five Point Winners
Medals Ordered; Grounds Ready Next Week
Enthusiasm will not bo lacking in
this year's seventh annual State High
School meet. At a meeting of the
Harrlsburg track athletic committee
last night a program was outlined
that promises .unusual interest.
Early announcement came in the
meeting from Commissioner M. Har
vey Taylor that he would give special
attention to the preparations for the
annual track meet and that work
Georges Carpentier, French Light Heavyweight
Who Must Sacrifice. Pugilism to the French Army
Georges Carpentier, who is undoubtedly the best fighter so far pro
duced on the continent of Europe, must enter the French army in Septem
ber, and for three years he must give up boxing. In that time Carpentier
might earn a quarter million dollars in the ring.
Of course, inasmuch as he is only nineteen years of age, lie believes
that he will be as good if not better after his three years. He will, of
course, have grown heavier and strong»r. Hut few pugilists laid off three
years and found themselves able to come back as good as ever.
MAX CAREY.
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The fleet left fielder of the Pitts
burgh Nationals, who expects to again
top the base stealers of the parent
major organization. Carey Is without
doubt one of the fastest men that
ever played the national pastime.
BECK'S MINSTRELS "3»T
BE OF FIT Firemen's
Scat Sale Opened This Morning
would begin next week in putting tho
municipal field in shape.
The committee last night dr ad to
have fifteen events. There wii e five
point winners in each event, but only
three winners will receive medals.
Fourth place tills year will count two
points and fifth place one point. A
contract was let for the medals. The
committee will meet again next week
to take up other details.
There is but one thing of which
I am afraid and that is fear.—■
Montaigne.
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Look Young! Common Garden Sage
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Nobody Can Tell
Grandmother kept her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, fhis simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. By asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get
a large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use, for about 50 cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan
druff, dry, itchy scalp and falling
hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wyeth's and
Sulphiur, because it darkens so na
turally and evenly that nobody can
tell It has been applied—it's so ®asy to
use, too. You simply dampen a comb
or soft brush and draw it through your
hair, taking one strand at a time. By
morning the gray hair disappears;
after another application or two, it is
restored to its natural color and looks
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No More Jumping
if Rule Is Adopted
New York, April 22.—A new meas
ure to keep promising players from
joining the ranks of the new Federal
League which it is said the national
commission will adopt to-day at lta
meeting in Chicago calls for a revision
of the rule requiring major leaguo
clubs to reduce players' lists to twenty
live by May 15. The proposed amend
ment would leave each club free to
carry as many players as salary limits
justify.
The legal light ttguinst the Federals
also will be decided upon at the meet- ,
Ing. Governor John K. Tener, presi-1
dent of the National League, will not
be able to attend but John A. Heyd
ler, secretary of the league, will rep- J
resent the old organization.
BIG EATERS GET
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salts at first sign of Blad
der irritation or
Backache
The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney l
trouble, because we eat too much
and all our food is rich. Our blood is
filled with uric acid which the kidneys;
strive to filter out, they weaken from I
overwork, become sluggish; the eliml
native tissues clog and the result Is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like lumps
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is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
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ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes i
and lemon juice, combined with Hthia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys; 1
to neutralize the acids In the urine so
it no longer Is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot In
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lithia-water beverage, and belongs In
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time. —Advertisement.
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Our Program For To-morrow
King Baggot and Estelle Coffin. In
2-reel Imp Detective Drama—"THN
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Hasel Buckliam In Ilex Drama —•
"IN THE EYE OF THE LAW." Wal
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Wllmer, Vincent Ac Appcll, Mgrs.
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Richard Carle
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Tomorrow, Mallnee and Night.
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