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Station The Service o 23 years a good cigar! 23 years a regular quality cigar! 23 years a satisfying cigar! 23 years the standard of nickel quality! INfl OSCAR 5c CIGARS For 23 years the favorite smoke of many fathers and sons! WEDNESDAY EVENING H4RRISBURG GSJfe TELEGftAPIf APRIL 22, 1914. HIGH SCHOOL TEAMS TO BE PICKED 10-0111 Relay Races at Philadelphia Satur day Promise Many New Records; Practice Slow Because of Rain Harrisburg High School relay teams to participate in the annual track meet at the University of Pennsylva nia Saturday will be picked to-day, following daily practice. Steelton High will announce their team to-morrow. Rain has interfered with practice by the local teams, but it was expected that both the Central and Tech squads would be out to-day. Tech has been showing a big bunch of aspirants for track honors and the team expects to make good records in Philadelphia. It has been hard work getting the Central runners into form, because of the present unsatisfactory arrangements at Central High. Ath letes have been obliged to practice as they study, in periods. Pennsylvania's relay race program this year comprises no less than fifty five events, forty-nine «of these are track events. This does not include the heats for the 100 or the hurdles, so that probably fifty-five track events will be on the program alone. Only three minutes are given for the half mile grammar school race, while but six minutes are allowed for the mile relays, which compose the bulk of the program. The program is so long that for the convenience of those who are interest ed only in the various teams, the races have been divided Into various sec tions. The grammar school race will start at 1 o'clock and continue to 1.21. The parochial school race will con sume tho next six minutes. The high i hools will have their ten relay races, in which nearly 90 high schools will compete, from 1.30 to 2.24. Thus, in the first hour and twenty-five minutes, no less than twenty events are on tho program. 1 \ Annual Call to Amateur Managers Future greats are warming np for the coming baseball season, and will soon be In the field for hon ors. The Harrisburg Telegraph desires to keep In dose touch with all amateur., teams and games. Managers are requested to send In at once the names of their team, mnnnger and captain, with their addresses. SPORTING EDITOR OF THE TELE- GRAPH. I Jde Silver \ 8 z Collarski i\o SIDES f SIDES || "Chief" Johnson Jumps; Had Fight With Herzog Special to The Telegraph Cincinnati, Ohio, April 22.—George ("Chief") Johnson, the big Winnebago Indian pitcher of the Cincinnati team, has signed a contract with the Kansas City Federal League team and left for St. Louis to join It. What salary was promised Johnson was unknown. Johnson was accompanied by Presi dent C. C. Madison, of the Kansas City club. The action of Johnson was prompted by a dispute with Manager Herzog, who lined the pitcher SIOO last Fri day for not reporting In condition. BITS OF SPORTS Bob Shawkey was the big star in yesterday's game between the Athletics at Boston, which went thirteen innings to a tie. The former Harrisburger al lowed six scattered hits. Leonard also pitched a good game. The Swallows lost to the Ganders and Hawks in the Bird League series last night. The Eagles defeated the Hawks and tied withthe Ganders. The Boas Street Tigers yesterday defeated the Fulton A. C., score 17 to 0. The Dippers lost to the Redheads in the Casino Duckpin League last night, margin 109 pins. Tho Lebanon Valley baseball nine passed through Harrisburg to-day en route to Washington, D. C. ( where they play the Washington College team this afternoon. The Bressler A. C. will play the West Fairvlew Orioles on Saturday. Howard Freeze, of Reading, yester day bowled himself into fifth place in the individual championship race at Atlantic City, making 649. The game between Chicago Cubs and St. Louis Cardinals at St. Louis yesterday went fifteen innings, end ing with a score 2 to 2. Darkness stopped the game. It was the record game of this season. -* STANDING OK THE TEAMS National League W. 1.. P.C. Pittsburgh " 1 Philadelphia 3 1 .750 Brooklyn it 1 .7(50 St. Louis 3 4 .421) ( hli'flKO 2 3 .400 Hon toll 1 3 .250 Mew York 1 3 .250 Cincinnati 1 4 .200 American League W. 1,. P.C. Chicago 0 t .857 New York 3 1 .750 Detroit 4 2 .0(17 Washington it 2 .000 St. Louis It » .500 Philadelphia 2 3 .100 lloston 2 4 aim Cleveland 0 7 . 000 Federal League W. L. P.C. St. Louts 5 l .sua llrooklyn 2 1 .007 Buffalo 2 1 .0117 Baltimore 2 2 .500 Kansas City 2 a . 100 Indianapolis 2 a .100 Chicago 2 4 .333 Pittsburgh » - . 000 YESTERDAY'S SCORES National League lloston, 4| Philadelphia, a. Chicago, 2t St. Louis, 2 (15 Innings, darkness). New York, O; llrooklyn. 0. Pittsburgh, 5; Cincinnati, 2. American l.eaguc Philadelphia, 1) Boston, 1 (18 inn ings, darkness). New York, 3| Washington, 2 110 in.). Detroit, 7; Cleveland, 4. Chicago, «( St. I.ouls, 1. Federal League Baltimore, 3) Brooklyn, 2 (10 in.), S*l. Louis, 4) Chicago, 3. Indianapolis, 0( Kannas City, 2. Pittsburgh-Buffalo (wet grounds). SCHEDULE FOII TODAY National League New York at Brooklyn. • Boston at Philadelphia. Cincinnati at Chicago. American League Washington at New York. Philadelphia at Boston. Detroit at St. Louis. Chicago at Cleveland. Federal League Buffalo at Pittsburgh. Chicago nt St. Louis. Indianapolis at Kansas City. Brooklyn at Baltimore. WHERE THEY PI.AY TOMORROW National League Philadelphia at New York. Brooklyn at Boston. Cincinnati at Chicago. St. Louis at Pittsburgh. American I.eague New York at Philadelphia. Boston at Washington. Detroit nt St. Louis. Chicago at Cleveland. Federal League Kaunas City at Chicago. S't. Louis at Indlnnapolls. * BASEBALL AT NEWPORT WILL DEPEND ON PANS Sptciat to The Telegraph Newport, Pa., April 22.—A meeting of the baseball fans has been called for to-morrow evening in the borough building at 7.30 o'clock. At this meeting it is hoped to create sufficient .enthusiasm to form an as sociation which will Include a large number of citizens. A nominal fee will be charged, which will bring lit sufficient revenue to place u good team on the field. Track Meet Plans Outlined by Local Athletic Committee Each of the Fifteen Events Will Have Five Point Winners Medals Ordered; Grounds Ready Next Week Enthusiasm will not bo lacking in this year's seventh annual State High School meet. At a meeting of the Harrlsburg track athletic committee last night a program was outlined that promises .unusual interest. Early announcement came in the meeting from Commissioner M. Har vey Taylor that he would give special attention to the preparations for the annual track meet and that work Georges Carpentier, French Light Heavyweight Who Must Sacrifice. Pugilism to the French Army Georges Carpentier, who is undoubtedly the best fighter so far pro duced on the continent of Europe, must enter the French army in Septem ber, and for three years he must give up boxing. In that time Carpentier might earn a quarter million dollars in the ring. Of course, inasmuch as he is only nineteen years of age, lie believes that he will be as good if not better after his three years. He will, of course, have grown heavier and strong»r. Hut few pugilists laid off three years and found themselves able to come back as good as ever. MAX CAREY. IgB!*, /' jf" ' The fleet left fielder of the Pitts burgh Nationals, who expects to again top the base stealers of the parent major organization. Carey Is without doubt one of the fastest men that ever played the national pastime. BECK'S MINSTRELS "3»T BE OF FIT Firemen's Scat Sale Opened This Morning would begin next week in putting tho municipal field in shape. The committee last night dr ad to have fifteen events. There wii e five point winners in each event, but only three winners will receive medals. Fourth place tills year will count two points and fifth place one point. A contract was let for the medals. The committee will meet again next week to take up other details. There is but one thing of which I am afraid and that is fear.—■ Montaigne. COMB SAGE TEA IN UFELESSJHAY HI Look Young! Common Garden Sage and Sulphur Darkens So Naturally Nobody Can Tell Grandmother kept her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and abundant with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appear ance, fhis simple mixture was applied with wonderful effect. 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