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The Unpardonable Lack
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX
Anxious writes me:
am In
love with a
man two years my
senior do
care his disposl
tlon; namely, when
In company he is
bashful about asslst-
me in putting on
my wraps. Other
wise ho is passable.
■MMmKßHMegygra In other words, he
is steady, lndus
trlous, of rood mor
alß, capable, agrpe
able and altogether
desirable. "Other
wise he is passable"
nla >" mean nothing
less.
fcP 4 ! » v But when other
girls' escorts spring
IIMHMwSHRMk nimbly forth like
monkeys to adjust
. wrap on a girl's shoulders, or make
ler feel like a queen by falling on
icnded knee to adjust an overshoe, this
nan stands bashful and ill at ease. No
oubt he is so awkward and ill versed
a these little arts of the cavalier that
f he attempts to assist with a girl's
rrap he gets it on upside down and
uts the left oversroe on the right foot.
All serious crimes in the eyes of a
irt who is young, very young, and who
udges men as if she were still a child
n a toy shop where the brightest and
ever the best, appeals to her. No child
elects n tov for its lasting qualities,
t is a tragedy when she reaches wo
man's estate and acts on the same ju
enile impulses in selecting a husband.
lallantry'a Limit.
Gallantry is pleasing, and the woman
l never so old to whom it does not ap
eal. But she should learn with her
ears to discriminate between it as a
leans and as an end. It is a means to
rln a girl's pleasure; there are men
rho make it the end of all attention
hey pay women.
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He rose and paced the room, then
aused and gazed at the wall calendar.
"The thirteenth of the month! No
ronder."
He threw the offending Harrison
Msher girl into the grate, as Rankin,
eturning, announced a persistent vis
tor who had declared that he would
rait when he had been assured that
(r. Jones was out. Jackson examined
be man's card.
"Peter Pembroke!" he mused, puz
led. "Where have I heard the name
lefore?"
"He appears to be a man of some
mportance, sir."
"And he knows I'm in?"'
Rankin nodded.
"Oh, well; bring him in. It can't be
ny worse.' He called to Wallace.
"Bob! O! , Bob! When you that
otal add twenty-three hundred and
wenty-thre*> dollars to it."
"What for?"
"Thuh—vin—tage," Broadway an
wered bitterly, as his visitor came In.
"Of course you expected me," were
lis first words. "My name is Pem
iroke."
Broadway was puzzled. "Expected
ou?"
"Didn't Judge Spotswood wire you
hat I'd call?"
"Spotswood?"
"Yes, of Jonesville."
"Oh, I know whom you mean, of
ourse. No; he didn't wire."
"That's strange. I talked with him
ver the long-distance phone less than
a hour ago, and he told me he had
rired you early this morning."
"No," said Broadway definitely.
"I can't understand it."
"Hold on. Rankin did hand me a
rire. I didn't read it." Broadway
earched the table, then his pockets
nd finally discovered the crumpled
nd unopened telegram snuggling next
its watch.
"You have my deepest sympathy,
Ir. Jones," said Pembroke unctuous
y, as he was tearing off the envelope
nd.
"Have I?" Jackson was surprised.
"You most certainly have, sir. I
new your uncle very well. A fine and
ble man."
"U-m? Er—yes. He is abroad."
Pembroke nodded with an unction
apidly increasing. "Yes. How sad
hat It should happen while he was
mong mere strangers!"
Jackson looked at him, not compre
lending In the least, and then turned
lis attention to the neglected tele
;ram. It read:
"Cable from Mr. Graham, London,
England, announcing your uncle's de
mise, received lati last night. Hia last
rill and testament mi.de prior to his
ailing place* you in poosession of the
state. His entiri fortun., his busi
less, his every earthL possession he
eaves unconditionally to you, his
tephew and onl> neir. Shall I come
o New York, or expect you here? Pem
iroke will call on you today. Answer
,t once."
Broadway scarcely had the strength
pith which to raise his head after he
tad read this mighty news. So his
mcle had relented at the end!
"Great . . heavens!"
Tm awfully sorry for you, young
nan," said Pembroke sympathetically
Jackson waß surprised. Evidently
he man knew nothing of the treat
nent which his uncle had Invariably
jiven him while he still lived. "You
ire?"
"Ah, yes; but It is something
hrough which we must all go in this
ife."
"What? Go through all he had 5
fever! 11l never go through all of
hat If I once really get it."
"He was worth his weight in gold,"
. ' ' ' , 1 . ' * ' " " • ' \\ •' "
FRIDAY EVENING, HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH JANUARY 16,11914.
They are quiek to assist a girl with
her rubbers, but that requires none of
the self-sacrlflee which tnust be made
to make life's pathway smooth for h*r
feet.
They are punetlMous in the adjust
ment of her wraps before they don their
own, but this is no assurrance that they
will protect her from the elements if
that protection Incurs the sacrifice of i
one jot of their own comfort.
A man who is so observant' of these 1
little attentions that he keeps apace
with the fashions and can adjust the
most intricate of shoulder wraps with
out a blunder is known as a ladles'
man, in comparison with whom the man
who can't tell the outside of an opera
cloak from the inside, nor the down
side from the up, appears the boor.
But, my dear girl, life is neither a
ball nor a cloak room, and no wife ever
returned broken-hearted to her father's
home, or sought fierce redress in the
divorce courts whose story of wrongs
was based on the failure of her husband
to assist her in putting on her rubbers.
Only Adornments.
All of these little art's are adorn- '
ments and it is not my wish to decry
them. On the contrary, I tvish every
man more gallant. But lasting happi
ness has no more to do with them than
it has to do with the suit of clothes the
bridegroom wore to the altar. That he
was a paragon of fashion on that great
day, doesn't renew the fuel of love in
the years to come.
"Otherwise he is passable." My dear '
Rlrl, if that means all it implies—That
e is steady, honest, of good principles,
intelligent, kind, industrious and true,
accept him the first time he offers his :
heart and hand.
Love has a way, all unconsciously to I
the man, of making the rudest of" his
sex the most gracious. Out of this
man's love for you will develop every i
little courtesy his manners now lack. '
That id, If you do not nag him about i
his short-confings, trusting this work
of transformation to the grace-develop- |
lng power of love.
•aid Pembroke, still sympathetically.
"How muoh did it total, do you
know?" asked Broadway practically.
"That I can't say. We ottered him
twelve hundred thousand for his busi
ness and good-will less than two
months ago. The proposition still
holds good, Mr. Jones. We stand ready
to close the deal in forty-eight hours.
I—er—realize that in your time of
trouble and grief It is hardly right to
discuss business, but it is vitally im
portant that we bring the matter to a
closing point by Saturday noon, as we
are considering, at the same time, the
purchasing of the Sprucemint com
pany. Our preference leans toward
the Jones gum, but—"
Broadway, wide-eyed and speechless
tor the moment, gazed at him with
dropping jaw. "Wait a minute. Walt
a minute. Who is 'we?' Who stands
ready with this offer?"
"The company of which I have the
honor to be second vice-president, Mr.
Jones —the Consolidated Chewing Gum
Company of America."
Jackson approached him with an air
so serious that it *was almost tearful.
This change in the aspect of affairs
had been so sudden that he was some
what overcome.
"Hold on. Let me get this clear.
Tour people want to buy the Jones
Gum?"
"We do."
"For twelve hundred and fifty thou
sand dollars?"
"The top price."
After an instant's pause in which he
licked his lips with nervous tongue,
and stood poised as if to spring upon
bis visitor: "Where's the money?
Have you got it with you?"
"I can get my lawyers together with
in an hour, if you are ready to close
the deal."
Jackson was in a fever of excite
ment. "Well, come on then. Let's get.
them! What are you waiting for?
get this all over with as quickly
as we can."
"Do you mean business?"
"Certainly I mean business." Jack- j
son gazed at. him with definite re- !
proach. "Don't I look like a business j
man?" He displayed the sack coat ]
Rankin had laid out for him that morn- i
ing. "Look at this business suit!" He I
felt In his pocket, found what he
sought and was extremely satisfied.
"And live got a lead pencil and every
thing. Certainly I mean business."
"You'll sign the articles today?"
"For twelve hundred and fifty thou
sand dollars I'd sign a murderer's con
fession!"
Pembroke, who never smiled, looked
at his watch. "It's twelve o'clock."
"Is It?"
"We'll meet here at two."
"I'll be right here, waiting."
"Will you shake hands with me?"
1 "Sure! I'll ICISB you if you want me
to."
Even this would not divert Pem
broke to frivolity. "Mr. Jones, you're
doing business with a great company."
j Jackson nodded. "You're the great
est company I've ever met."
"Two, then. Don't forget—two!"
"Twelve! Don't forget—twelvel"
"Good-by!"
! "Good-by!"
Jackson went with him to the ele
vator, watching his every movement
with something which approached in
its brooding care an anxious mother's.
"Be careful when you cross the street!
Good-by!"
Returning to the table, he once more
read the magic telegram. "That's the
first time I knew that they could tele
graph from heaven," he said fervently.
Just as Rankin entered
"I told the chef, sir," said the butler,
"and he says—"
"Never mind what he says. You tell
him he must stay. I wouldn't have him
go for all the world. Go out and raise
his salary and give him my regards.
You understand?"
"Yes, sir."
"Say, come here. Where do you live
•"hen you're not here?"
"In Harlem, sir."
"Got a flat?"
"Yes, sir."
"Like this furniture?" He waved
his hand at the extremely ornate oon
tents of the room.
"Beautiful, sir."
"It's yours."
"Oh, thank you, sir! Anything else?"
"No; what else do you want? Get
out! Don't bother me. I'm a busi
ness man."
J[To lie O'outiuucil.l
KLEIN COMPANY
ANNOUNCE
AN EXTRA SPECIAL
Reduction Sale
Of Ladies' Suits, Coats, Dresses, Furs,
Waists, Skirts and Underwear
—ls Now In Progress and Will Continue For 10 Days
WEATHER conditions and being overstocked with Fall and Winter goods are responsible for these exceptional price cuts on
high grade Klein Company merchandise. Our stock in every department must be reduced—therefore, prices have been
quoted so low that stock reduction will be a certainty. Avail yourself of this opportunity to economize on garments that will
be of excellent service to you during the next few months to come. This is our FIRST Fall and Winter season and everything is
absolutely NEW. Attend this sale early while the stocks offer the best selections.
—Extra Special Values in Ladies" Suits
Suits made of Poplin, Cheviot, Eponge and Suits made of Broadcloth, Diagonals, Wale Suits made of Duvetyne, Chiffon Velvet,
Serge in a variety of the newest colors. Coats Cheviots and imported .Worsteds in all the Broadcloth and Brocades In latest colors and
are of the latest styles, skirts in plain, pleated smartest styles of the season—plain and fancy most beautiful models; short coats and draped
or draped effects. Were $15.00 values, are now % tailored cutaway models with draped skirts. skirts. Were S3O to $45 values, are now
Were $25.00 values, are now
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—Three Star Attractions For Saturday
SERGE DRESSES 17
, extraordlnTr3T ,l speciar'"^^
SKIRTS
_ , , ~ 4 . _ ing days. Two styles genuine Ural Lamb Coats, ~ , .
Serge dresses in blue and black, some trimmed 48 nlld B0 inches long, self and plush trimmed; Plaid and green and black check skirts, pe*
in plaid, some satin trimmed, latest models, all guaranteed lining. Were $25.00 values; are now top and pleated styles, all sizes. Regular $5.00
sizes. Regular SIO.OO values. Very special at « values. Very special at
$4.95
The New Store For Women 9 North Market Square
THIS GLASSY BLOUSE
ON KIMONO MODEL
The Sleeves May Be Either
Short or Long as One
Prefers
pjhjfe ilk
8093 Surplice Blouse for Misses and
Small Women, 16 and 18 years.
WITH LONG OR THREE-QUARTER
SLEEVES.
The blouse that closes in surplice style
is essentially a smart one. This very new
model shows the kimono sleeves that take
•oft, deep folds under the arms. It is
as pretty and graceful as could be debired
yet it is the simplest in the world to make.
The two pieces are seamed at the back
and there remain only the under-arm
seams. The little chemisette is daintily
full and the big collar very becoming and
youthful. Fashion allows sleeves of
various lengths and one can follow her
individual preference and caprice without
rertraint. Both the styles shown here
are pretty and equally fashionable.
Blouses of the kind are worn with odd
»kirt3 and also are greatly liked for entire
gowns. They are very charming, take
beautiful folds and are altogether de
sirable. For the collar and chemisette
can be used chiffon, net or heavier ma
terial as liked but there is a great ten
dency just now toward effects of extreme
daintiness and net is much used.
For the medium bize, the blouse will
require yds. of material 27 or 36 in.
wide, yds. 44, with % yd. 27 for the
collar, chemisette and cuffs.
The pattern 8093 is cut in sizes for
misses of 16 and 18 years. It will be
mailed to any address by the Fashion
Department of this paper, on receipt
al ten cents.
Bowman's sell Alay Manton Patterns.
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PUBMCITY OF lULOIJGIOIS WORK
According to William T. Ellis, the
Christian churches are awaking to
the importance of publicity—proper
publicity. He suggests there must be
co-operalion with the press, adding:
The aim of Christian publicity is to
co-operate with the press in securing
adequate, intelligent, and sympathetic
presentation of the real news, local
and general, of the church.
There should be no effort to circu
late anything for which there is not
real warrant as honest news. The ac
tivities of the church are great enough,
and diversified enough, and Inherently
interesting enough to stand on their
own feet as news.
Christian publicity is not a scheme
for "working" the press. It is a sincere
and open endeavor to co-operate with
periodicals of all kinds. <
New forms of service, new work
era, new organizations, new buildings,
new members, new gifts, and the un- i
classifiable and unpredictable,—this is
church news.
Whatever in a church touches the
life of a considerable number of per
sons is news. Thus all civic, state, <
denominational or interdenominational
lv Sale of
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Iron Buy a box of "SUNKIST" oranges—much cheaper
Uhk9 by the box or half-box than by the dozen.
KSIw "Sunkist" lemons are the finest, juiciest fruit
raj« mostly seedless —thin-skinned, too.
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Routine announcements as that
organizations are a prolific source of
pews.
the regular services are to be held and
the regular minister is to preach—are
not news. They are advertisements. |
and preferably to be inserted as such.
The filing of newspaper columns with 1
these "notices,' as typical of church
news, has given the world an inade
quate and misleading impression of
the church's mission and activities.
"Human interest" items —concern-
ing veterans in service, unusual forms
of endeavor, and work in jails, alms
houses, hospitals, etc.—are a good sort
of news.
Good publicity also Insures editorial
comment upon religious news and ten
dencies. It helps to give Christianity
its place in the eyes of the world.
Have a definite understanding with
the local editors as to what they desire.
They will be found ready for any fair
co-operation.
Furnish typewritten copy.
Give the editor advance information
of news.
Help nim get pictures when possible.
Keep news brief.
If the church folk sincerely want
religious news, let them express that
desire in courteous, friendly fashion.
And when you know any real news,
upon any subject whatsoever, write to
the edtior about that too. He will
learn that church people are friends
worth having.
HEAVY HOGS KII-LEO
Special to The Telegraph
Klaln, Pa., Jan. 16.—Heavy hogs
killed in this section were: Three by
W. H. Book that weighed 332, 348
and 352 pounds; George Averlll, two,
407, and 405 pounds; Smith & Henry,
one, 425 pounds; Gruver Welbley, one,
667 pounds; S. B. Gutshall, one, 595;
K. H. Kell, one, 360 pounds.
UNITE YOUR DKSIRE FOR A
PIANO
With hundreds of others, and come to
the store which can give you advan
tages in quality, price and terms,
through the tremendous power of co
operation. J. H. Troup Music House,
16 South Market Square.—Advertise
ment.
IF BACH OR
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat less meat also take glass of
Salts before eating
breakfast
Uric acid in meat excites the kid
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish, ache, and feel like lumps of
lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder is Irritated, and you may be
obliged to.seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the
kidneys clog you must help them flush
I off the body's urinous waste or you'll
be a real sick person shortly. At first
you feel a dull misery in the kidney
region, you suffer from backache, sick
headache, dizziness, stomach gets sour,
tongue coated and you feel rheumatic
twinges when the weather la had.
Eat less meat, drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces of .Tad Saits; take a tublespoon
ful in a glass of water before break
fast for a few days and your kidneys
will then act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juce, combined with lithla, and
has been used for generations to clean
clogged kidneys and stimulate them to
normal activity, also to neutralize the
acids in urine, so it no longer la a
source of irritation, thus ending blad
der weakness.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
here say they Bell lots of Jad Salts to
folks who believe in overcoming kid
ney trouble while it Is only trouble. —
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TIME TABLE
In Effect November 30, I£IA.
TRAINS leave Harrlsburg—
For Winchester and Martlnsburg at
6:03, •7:52 a. m„ *3:40 p. m.
For Ha«erstown, Chambersburg, Car
lisle, Mechatucaburg and Intermediate
stations at 6:03, *7:62, *11:53 a. m.
•3:40, 8:32, *7:40. *11:15 p. m.
Additional trains for Carlisle and
Mecbanicsburg at #:4# a. m.. 2:18, S:I1,
6:30, 9:30 a. m.
For Diilsburg at 5:03, *7:11 and
•11:53 a. m.. 2:18, *3:40, 5:32 and 1:311
p. m.
•Dally. All other trains dally excess
I Sunday. U. A. RIDDLE,
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Supt.
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