\yo(V)en The Unpardonable Lack By BEATRICE FAIRFAX Anxious writes me: am In love with a man two years my senior do care his disposl tlon; namely, when In company he is bashful about asslst- me in putting on my wraps. Other wise ho is passable. ■MMmKßHMegygra In other words, he is steady, lndus trlous, of rood mor alß, capable, agrpe able and altogether desirable. "Other wise he is passable" nla >" mean nothing less. fcP 4 ! » v But when other girls' escorts spring IIMHMwSHRMk nimbly forth like monkeys to adjust . wrap on a girl's shoulders, or make ler feel like a queen by falling on icnded knee to adjust an overshoe, this nan stands bashful and ill at ease. No oubt he is so awkward and ill versed a these little arts of the cavalier that f he attempts to assist with a girl's rrap he gets it on upside down and uts the left oversroe on the right foot. All serious crimes in the eyes of a irt who is young, very young, and who udges men as if she were still a child n a toy shop where the brightest and ever the best, appeals to her. No child elects n tov for its lasting qualities, t is a tragedy when she reaches wo man's estate and acts on the same ju enile impulses in selecting a husband. lallantry'a Limit. Gallantry is pleasing, and the woman l never so old to whom it does not ap eal. But she should learn with her ears to discriminate between it as a leans and as an end. It is a means to rln a girl's pleasure; there are men rho make it the end of all attention hey pay women. ifßroadwau 1 ijl Jones r I > 1 o J 1 o > | From the Play of \ \ \ I George M. Cohan ''• : \\ By ;; ;g EDWARD MARSHALL \\ '( __________J 1 > • !<► ' I With Flotaf rtphj Iron S t—n i> tk PUf ! < » >| i > (wmnaHMiataiiMimaMiwiMiMiMiMHiMiMimMmS i » '»»»»»«»»»<>❖»»❖<■<■»»»♦♦»»»» Jopyright, IBIS, by C. W. Dillingham Company, He rose and paced the room, then aused and gazed at the wall calendar. "The thirteenth of the month! No ronder." He threw the offending Harrison Msher girl into the grate, as Rankin, eturning, announced a persistent vis tor who had declared that he would rait when he had been assured that (r. Jones was out. Jackson examined be man's card. "Peter Pembroke!" he mused, puz led. "Where have I heard the name lefore?" "He appears to be a man of some mportance, sir." "And he knows I'm in?"' Rankin nodded. "Oh, well; bring him in. It can't be ny worse.' He called to Wallace. "Bob! O! , Bob! When you that otal add twenty-three hundred and wenty-thre*> dollars to it." "What for?" "Thuh—vin—tage," Broadway an wered bitterly, as his visitor came In. "Of course you expected me," were lis first words. "My name is Pem iroke." Broadway was puzzled. "Expected ou?" "Didn't Judge Spotswood wire you hat I'd call?" "Spotswood?" "Yes, of Jonesville." "Oh, I know whom you mean, of ourse. No; he didn't wire." "That's strange. I talked with him ver the long-distance phone less than a hour ago, and he told me he had rired you early this morning." "No," said Broadway definitely. "I can't understand it." "Hold on. Rankin did hand me a rire. I didn't read it." Broadway earched the table, then his pockets nd finally discovered the crumpled nd unopened telegram snuggling next its watch. "You have my deepest sympathy, Ir. Jones," said Pembroke unctuous y, as he was tearing off the envelope nd. "Have I?" Jackson was surprised. "You most certainly have, sir. I new your uncle very well. A fine and ble man." "U-m? Er—yes. He is abroad." Pembroke nodded with an unction apidly increasing. "Yes. How sad hat It should happen while he was mong mere strangers!" Jackson looked at him, not compre lending In the least, and then turned lis attention to the neglected tele ;ram. It read: "Cable from Mr. Graham, London, England, announcing your uncle's de mise, received lati last night. Hia last rill and testament mi.de prior to his ailing place* you in poosession of the state. His entiri fortun., his busi less, his every earthL possession he eaves unconditionally to you, his tephew and onl> neir. Shall I come o New York, or expect you here? Pem iroke will call on you today. Answer ,t once." Broadway scarcely had the strength pith which to raise his head after he tad read this mighty news. So his mcle had relented at the end! "Great . . heavens!" Tm awfully sorry for you, young nan," said Pembroke sympathetically Jackson waß surprised. Evidently he man knew nothing of the treat nent which his uncle had Invariably jiven him while he still lived. "You ire?" "Ah, yes; but It is something hrough which we must all go in this ife." "What? Go through all he had 5 fever! 11l never go through all of hat If I once really get it." "He was worth his weight in gold," . ' ' ' , 1 . ' * ' " " • ' \\ •' " FRIDAY EVENING, HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH JANUARY 16,11914. They are quiek to assist a girl with her rubbers, but that requires none of the self-sacrlflee which tnust be made to make life's pathway smooth for h*r feet. They are punetlMous in the adjust ment of her wraps before they don their own, but this is no assurrance that they will protect her from the elements if that protection Incurs the sacrifice of i one jot of their own comfort. A man who is so observant' of these 1 little attentions that he keeps apace with the fashions and can adjust the most intricate of shoulder wraps with out a blunder is known as a ladles' man, in comparison with whom the man who can't tell the outside of an opera cloak from the inside, nor the down side from the up, appears the boor. But, my dear girl, life is neither a ball nor a cloak room, and no wife ever returned broken-hearted to her father's home, or sought fierce redress in the divorce courts whose story of wrongs was based on the failure of her husband to assist her in putting on her rubbers. Only Adornments. All of these little art's are adorn- ' ments and it is not my wish to decry them. On the contrary, I tvish every man more gallant. But lasting happi ness has no more to do with them than it has to do with the suit of clothes the bridegroom wore to the altar. That he was a paragon of fashion on that great day, doesn't renew the fuel of love in the years to come. "Otherwise he is passable." My dear ' Rlrl, if that means all it implies—That e is steady, honest, of good principles, intelligent, kind, industrious and true, accept him the first time he offers his : heart and hand. Love has a way, all unconsciously to I the man, of making the rudest of" his sex the most gracious. Out of this man's love for you will develop every i little courtesy his manners now lack. ' That id, If you do not nag him about i his short-confings, trusting this work of transformation to the grace-develop- | lng power of love. •aid Pembroke, still sympathetically. "How muoh did it total, do you know?" asked Broadway practically. "That I can't say. We ottered him twelve hundred thousand for his busi ness and good-will less than two months ago. The proposition still holds good, Mr. Jones. We stand ready to close the deal in forty-eight hours. I—er—realize that in your time of trouble and grief It is hardly right to discuss business, but it is vitally im portant that we bring the matter to a closing point by Saturday noon, as we are considering, at the same time, the purchasing of the Sprucemint com pany. Our preference leans toward the Jones gum, but—" Broadway, wide-eyed and speechless tor the moment, gazed at him with dropping jaw. "Wait a minute. Walt a minute. Who is 'we?' Who stands ready with this offer?" "The company of which I have the honor to be second vice-president, Mr. Jones —the Consolidated Chewing Gum Company of America." Jackson approached him with an air so serious that it *was almost tearful. This change in the aspect of affairs had been so sudden that he was some what overcome. "Hold on. Let me get this clear. Tour people want to buy the Jones Gum?" "We do." "For twelve hundred and fifty thou sand dollars?" "The top price." After an instant's pause in which he licked his lips with nervous tongue, and stood poised as if to spring upon bis visitor: "Where's the money? Have you got it with you?" "I can get my lawyers together with in an hour, if you are ready to close the deal." Jackson was in a fever of excite ment. "Well, come on then. Let's get. them! What are you waiting for? get this all over with as quickly as we can." "Do you mean business?" "Certainly I mean business." Jack- j son gazed at. him with definite re- ! proach. "Don't I look like a business j man?" He displayed the sack coat ] Rankin had laid out for him that morn- i ing. "Look at this business suit!" He I felt In his pocket, found what he sought and was extremely satisfied. "And live got a lead pencil and every thing. Certainly I mean business." "You'll sign the articles today?" "For twelve hundred and fifty thou sand dollars I'd sign a murderer's con fession!" Pembroke, who never smiled, looked at his watch. "It's twelve o'clock." "Is It?" "We'll meet here at two." "I'll be right here, waiting." "Will you shake hands with me?" 1 "Sure! I'll ICISB you if you want me to." Even this would not divert Pem broke to frivolity. "Mr. Jones, you're doing business with a great company." j Jackson nodded. "You're the great est company I've ever met." "Two, then. Don't forget—two!" "Twelve! Don't forget—twelvel" "Good-by!" ! "Good-by!" Jackson went with him to the ele vator, watching his every movement with something which approached in its brooding care an anxious mother's. "Be careful when you cross the street! Good-by!" Returning to the table, he once more read the magic telegram. "That's the first time I knew that they could tele graph from heaven," he said fervently. Just as Rankin entered "I told the chef, sir," said the butler, "and he says—" "Never mind what he says. You tell him he must stay. I wouldn't have him go for all the world. Go out and raise his salary and give him my regards. You understand?" "Yes, sir." "Say, come here. Where do you live •"hen you're not here?" "In Harlem, sir." "Got a flat?" "Yes, sir." "Like this furniture?" He waved his hand at the extremely ornate oon tents of the room. "Beautiful, sir." "It's yours." "Oh, thank you, sir! Anything else?" "No; what else do you want? Get out! Don't bother me. I'm a busi ness man." J[To lie O'outiuucil.l KLEIN COMPANY ANNOUNCE AN EXTRA SPECIAL Reduction Sale Of Ladies' Suits, Coats, Dresses, Furs, Waists, Skirts and Underwear —ls Now In Progress and Will Continue For 10 Days WEATHER conditions and being overstocked with Fall and Winter goods are responsible for these exceptional price cuts on high grade Klein Company merchandise. Our stock in every department must be reduced—therefore, prices have been quoted so low that stock reduction will be a certainty. Avail yourself of this opportunity to economize on garments that will be of excellent service to you during the next few months to come. This is our FIRST Fall and Winter season and everything is absolutely NEW. Attend this sale early while the stocks offer the best selections. —Extra Special Values in Ladies" Suits Suits made of Poplin, Cheviot, Eponge and Suits made of Broadcloth, Diagonals, Wale Suits made of Duvetyne, Chiffon Velvet, Serge in a variety of the newest colors. Coats Cheviots and imported .Worsteds in all the Broadcloth and Brocades In latest colors and are of the latest styles, skirts in plain, pleated smartest styles of the season—plain and fancy most beautiful models; short coats and draped or draped effects. Were $15.00 values, are now % tailored cutaway models with draped skirts. skirts. Were S3O to $45 values, are now Were $25.00 values, are now *7™ H2M S I6M —Three Star Attractions For Saturday SERGE DRESSES 17 , extraordlnTr3T ,l speciar'"^^ SKIRTS _ , , ~ 4 . _ ing days. Two styles genuine Ural Lamb Coats, ~ , . Serge dresses in blue and black, some trimmed 48 nlld B0 inches long, self and plush trimmed; Plaid and green and black check skirts, pe* in plaid, some satin trimmed, latest models, all guaranteed lining. Were $25.00 values; are now top and pleated styles, all sizes. Regular $5.00 sizes. Regular SIO.OO values. Very special at « values. Very special at $4.95 The New Store For Women 9 North Market Square THIS GLASSY BLOUSE ON KIMONO MODEL The Sleeves May Be Either Short or Long as One Prefers pjhjfe ilk 8093 Surplice Blouse for Misses and Small Women, 16 and 18 years. WITH LONG OR THREE-QUARTER SLEEVES. The blouse that closes in surplice style is essentially a smart one. This very new model shows the kimono sleeves that take •oft, deep folds under the arms. It is as pretty and graceful as could be debired yet it is the simplest in the world to make. The two pieces are seamed at the back and there remain only the under-arm seams. The little chemisette is daintily full and the big collar very becoming and youthful. Fashion allows sleeves of various lengths and one can follow her individual preference and caprice without rertraint. Both the styles shown here are pretty and equally fashionable. Blouses of the kind are worn with odd »kirt3 and also are greatly liked for entire gowns. They are very charming, take beautiful folds and are altogether de sirable. For the collar and chemisette can be used chiffon, net or heavier ma terial as liked but there is a great ten dency just now toward effects of extreme daintiness and net is much used. For the medium bize, the blouse will require yds. of material 27 or 36 in. wide, yds. 44, with % yd. 27 for the collar, chemisette and cuffs. The pattern 8093 is cut in sizes for misses of 16 and 18 years. It will be mailed to any address by the Fashion Department of this paper, on receipt al ten cents. Bowman's sell Alay Manton Patterns. I Try Telegraph Want Ads. PUBMCITY OF lULOIJGIOIS WORK According to William T. Ellis, the Christian churches are awaking to the importance of publicity—proper publicity. He suggests there must be co-operalion with the press, adding: The aim of Christian publicity is to co-operate with the press in securing adequate, intelligent, and sympathetic presentation of the real news, local and general, of the church. There should be no effort to circu late anything for which there is not real warrant as honest news. The ac tivities of the church are great enough, and diversified enough, and Inherently interesting enough to stand on their own feet as news. Christian publicity is not a scheme for "working" the press. It is a sincere and open endeavor to co-operate with periodicals of all kinds. < New forms of service, new work era, new organizations, new buildings, new members, new gifts, and the un- i classifiable and unpredictable,—this is church news. Whatever in a church touches the life of a considerable number of per sons is news. Thus all civic, state, < denominational or interdenominational lv Sale of fcisgli^BiQrange ß Not « seed in"Sunkist. " Juicy, rich, healthful If «i ° raneeS — t^e nest se^ fruit grown IfjL .iff "SUNKIST" oranges are the cleanest of all fruits. vj«®P7 Never touched by bare hands —all "Sunkist" pickers and packers wear clean cotton gloves while at work. Iron Buy a box of "SUNKIST" oranges—much cheaper Uhk9 by the box or half-box than by the dozen. KSIw "Sunkist" lemons are the finest, juiciest fruit raj« mostly seedless —thin-skinned, too. L | "Sunkist" Oranges and Lemons Bring | Handsome Rogers Silverware 52 I Send the trademarks cut from "Sunkist" orange and lemon «{ I wrappers to us. We offer as premiums, elegant fcogtri guar \ anteed A-l Standard silverware. 27 different magnificent jujU premiums in exclusive "Sunkist" design. This handsome orange apoon sent to you for 12 "Sunkist" trademarks and 6 two-cent stamps. Trademarks from mill ill i "^ et * ? a "" oran K e anc * lemon wrappers count same as II || I Buy "Sunkist" Orange* and In /Jij Send your name and full address for V\ jj(/ our complete free premium circular and \i lj |/ Premium Club Plan. Address all orders aw* * V m for premium silverware and all comma- .^SB California Fruit Growers Exchange Routine announcements as that organizations are a prolific source of pews. the regular services are to be held and the regular minister is to preach—are not news. They are advertisements. | and preferably to be inserted as such. The filing of newspaper columns with 1 these "notices,' as typical of church news, has given the world an inade quate and misleading impression of the church's mission and activities. "Human interest" items —concern- ing veterans in service, unusual forms of endeavor, and work in jails, alms houses, hospitals, etc.—are a good sort of news. Good publicity also Insures editorial comment upon religious news and ten dencies. It helps to give Christianity its place in the eyes of the world. Have a definite understanding with the local editors as to what they desire. They will be found ready for any fair co-operation. Furnish typewritten copy. Give the editor advance information of news. Help nim get pictures when possible. Keep news brief. If the church folk sincerely want religious news, let them express that desire in courteous, friendly fashion. And when you know any real news, upon any subject whatsoever, write to the edtior about that too. He will learn that church people are friends worth having. HEAVY HOGS KII-LEO Special to The Telegraph Klaln, Pa., Jan. 16.—Heavy hogs killed in this section were: Three by W. H. Book that weighed 332, 348 and 352 pounds; George Averlll, two, 407, and 405 pounds; Smith & Henry, one, 425 pounds; Gruver Welbley, one, 667 pounds; S. B. Gutshall, one, 595; K. H. Kell, one, 360 pounds. UNITE YOUR DKSIRE FOR A PIANO With hundreds of others, and come to the store which can give you advan tages in quality, price and terms, through the tremendous power of co operation. J. H. Troup Music House, 16 South Market Square.—Advertise ment. IF BACH OR KIDNEYS BOTHER Eat less meat also take glass of Salts before eating breakfast Uric acid in meat excites the kid neys, they become overworked; get sluggish, ache, and feel like lumps of lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the bladder is Irritated, and you may be obliged to.seek relief two or three times during the night. When the kidneys clog you must help them flush I off the body's urinous waste or you'll be a real sick person shortly. At first you feel a dull misery in the kidney region, you suffer from backache, sick headache, dizziness, stomach gets sour, tongue coated and you feel rheumatic twinges when the weather la had. Eat less meat, drink lots of water; also get from any pharmacist four ounces of .Tad Saits; take a tublespoon ful in a glass of water before break fast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juce, combined with lithla, and has been used for generations to clean clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity, also to neutralize the acids in urine, so it no longer la a source of irritation, thus ending blad der weakness. Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In jure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and active. Druggists here say they Bell lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kid ney trouble while it Is only trouble. — Advertisement. EDUCATIONAL MAKE NEW YEAR RESOLUTION to enroll next Monday In Day or Night School. SCHOOL OF COMMERCE 15 S. Market Square, Harrlsburg, Pa. HARRIS BURG BUSINESS COLLEGE ITall Term, Tuesday. Sept. 2, Mil, DAY AND NIGHT Individual Instruction Civil Service. 28th Year. 329 Market St., Harrlsburg, Pa. 3. E. GARNER. Principal. ! ' FUNERAL DIRECTOR HARRY M. HOFFMANN (Successor to J. J. Ogelnby) UNDERTAKER 110 NORTH SECOND STREET 13 For Father, Mother, Brother and Sister It's rinr to plrntr fvfrj- member of the family when yon mitcent l.nx l.lnkn, the delleloua candy laxative, ex qulaltely llax-ored xvlth Hpeorinlnt. They pleaae beeauae they are note anil posi tive. Only way to keep xvell la to avoid eimntlpatlnn. Thnt'a what Lax I.lnkM will prevent. Get a box. 10c and 25c Boxes. All Drngfiit* BOHO SAMCINK CO., Philadelphia, Fa. PEOPLE Of All Ages SET.WiT! In the front rank. US mtrj f»*f» «- perinea hu enabled at ** moat thorough and painless aiUiib ef performing dental operations. Dxr by flay a/ practice haa inaraa—l under tba direct auperrlalon of myaelf. UNTIL I bad to employ three graduate aealetants wbo ara of auparlor ability, ft will pay you to hare oa do jroor work. poa't worry a boot payments, raogements caaba mada to aoi* patlente. Flataa, IS and up. Crown and Bridge Wort, IS M. H. Fillings In allvcr alloy, aaamal, Me aft Gold, SI.OO up. •eat Work, Beat Material, Lowaat Prteaa. Written guarantee with ay wart. DR. PHILLIPS 820 Market Street Offtoe Hourx: Daily. I.N A. IL to I '•^a^fSoW LADY ATTEMDAMT The largest and moat thoroughly equipped office In city. OSAMA* SPOKES. •ranch Offices—Beading aad Fhdadelskla. i Cumberland Valley Railroad TIME TABLE In Effect November 30, I£IA. TRAINS leave Harrlsburg— For Winchester and Martlnsburg at 6:03, •7:52 a. m„ *3:40 p. m. For Ha«erstown, Chambersburg, Car lisle, Mechatucaburg and Intermediate stations at 6:03, *7:62, *11:53 a. m. •3:40, 8:32, *7:40. *11:15 p. m. Additional trains for Carlisle and Mecbanicsburg at #:4# a. m.. 2:18, S:I1, 6:30, 9:30 a. m. For Diilsburg at 5:03, *7:11 and •11:53 a. m.. 2:18, *3:40, 5:32 and 1:311 p. m. •Dally. All other trains dally excess I Sunday. U. A. RIDDLE, 1. H. TONGE, Q. P. A. Supt. Try Telegraph Want Ad*.