BY D: A. & O. if. BUEHLER. .‘
VOLUME XXVi
A STEWARD WANTED
at Pennsylvania
T" present Steward of Pennsylvania
• College , being about to leave, appli
cations will be received by the undersign
ed form persons desiring' the situation.
Information in regard thereto can be had
of either of the undersianed.
llCPPlissessinti will he given on the Itn
of April, or gaoler if desired.
MOSES McGLEAN,
S. FA ffNESTOCK,
H.. 8. HUBER.
Committee of Board of Trustees.
Gettysburg, March 3, 1854—tf
HAY WANTED.
I.II,ERSONS having Hay to sell will do
AL well by calling on the subscriber, in
Gettysburg. whii is desirous of purchasing.
The highest Mtiiitet price will be paid at
II times. trAit he intends having the
113 y, after being packed, hauled either to
H mover u r Baltimore, the preference to
haul will be given to those from whom lie
may purchase. •
' • SOLOMON POWERS.
Dec. 24,1852.—tf
CALEDONIA COLD SPRINGS,
(LATE SWEENEY'S.)
Adams Comas ,1 Pa.
r I 4 1-lESE• Springs, situated on. the
South 310Ulltaiii, a short distance
front the pike leading front Chambersburg
to Gettysburg, PA., will be ()pencil lor
visitors ern the I 51/t of ./t i ne next. • Large
and commodious buildings, including ex
tensive Bath Houses for hot and Mil
plunges, have been erected. The grounds
have been much improved, an I every ef
fort made to render time Springs a,popti
hr place of resort. An efficietit and
obliging Manager will have the general
superintendence, while the best servants
the country aft'ords have been engaged.—
Tbe table will be furnished with all .the
delicacies of the markets, and nothing left
; undone to render this old favorite emit
wOrtliy,the patronage of the Oldie. Per,.
sons, leaving Washington, Baltimore and
Philadelphia in the morning trains will ar
rive at Chambersburg in time to take the
Coaches for tea. For further particulars
address
.1. C. RICHARDS,
Chalubvraburg, Pa
May 26, 1854.-2 m
AG ENTS WANTED.
4 GENTS . fur the Farmers' Mutual
;711,Fire,lneununw Coutpnuy,an4
rylvania Mutual Horse Thief detecting
and Ittiotrannee Company, Ynrk, Pa.,
wanted fur Adams county. Fur
. partietr
lara address. D. STitt6ommt, York, Pa.
DAVID STRICKLER, Sec',
Jane 23, 1§54.=3t *
TllliU LAND FOR SALL.
liss still a few more
lots of TIMBER LAND for sale,
which will he disposed of reasonably.—
For information splay to
Also for sale, a Jot of LOCUST
vosTs.
J. I). PAXTON
Getlysbnig, May 12. 1854.--1 f
NOTI,CE.
undersigned, Auditor, sr:pointed
by the Orphans' Court of Adams
county m make distribution of the assette
veinal:ring in ,tliC kande of ROBERT'
flNl;t:rp', Administrator.' of the Dime of
Wat;cart Ssiri,. decearted, to and among
die pirtiee• entitled thereto, will attend
„
fgor, ft purpose, at Ina office in Gettys
tiurg, on Noildity the 3111 of July Im3l,
ai 10 o'clock, A. M.,'of whelk all persons
interested are hereby notified.
131J1.111;ER, dluditor.
18154—td
r . oTioz.
TIVRE ittidersigned, Auditor, appointed
tiy.'ille'Cburt' of Common 'Pleas tif
endblY, tit,lnake distribution of the
iptilaining in the hands' of JACOB
ktialknee ;of DAVID
RNMEEL'ainangSt eretlitorS. 'will attend
frir thuti tierfiese at hilt olTiee iii Gettysburg,
on"Saltiiqsly ihitOth day of July in3l.y
at 10 o'clock A. 61., of which all persona
iii . uFee!mtare hereby notified.
D. i r t: BI.I4IILEIt. Sud'r.
VEGETABI.E ;CATTLE POWDER,
CATTLE LINIMENT,
d'OLD'Vy tiO,LEE4A IX p.ETAiL,
► ws... 11UE4E1{,, agent for
"itlams county..
jBP3'
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~, , ,,t SANE . YOUR . MONEY !
-ESSENCE 01' COFFEE,
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of jllitimifp: , • , fi ••-•&-,- ' ~4 ~.,' 1 I. : ,• .
Illit 1,11. BUEHLER keeps constantly on
' Pag.,banci ,l'or sale, the: Genuine ES,
• SENOE OF COFFEE, of best quality.
Thtruse of this article in families will be
found sivery great saving in the course of
the year. rry•For sale, WHOLESALE and
. RETAIL, at the Drug & Book Store of
•1•0 - ' ,,, t , .' ! • 'S. H. BUEHLER.
14W. 20, 1853. ' .
3t *,re. ceved an/ for sale. a large
-10," Freth Groceries.
# 1 :—:a quantity oeiecond hand
Cobh slroveii.
e
very cheaply e ' EO. ARNOLD,
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t t k
uter Bats
IF. the very, !al t' fashion, including,
1. 1 F; Panama,' China; Pearl, Single. and
Double, Leghorn, *.Cantou Straw, and
PalniLeal Hats, on hand and for sale by
s• IeIatEARY.
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While ttls Daytime let we Work.
Every mortal has his mission
In this world of active sulk
Whether ins high,position. •
Or a lowly walk of Iwo.
BiliMM=
We take pleasure in relating an inci
dent which greatly enlisted .ime..aFutpa
held us veil•hound by its interest,
and finally istadrur hearts leap for joy
at its happy termination.
In the spring of 1838 we cbaneed to be
spending a few days in a beautiful inland
conntry town in Pennsylvania. It was
court week. and to relieve us from the
somewhat monotonous incidents of village
life we stepped into the room where the
court was cnnvencd.•
Among the prisoners in the box we saw
a lad about ten years of age, whose sad,
pensive emmtenance, his young audition.
cent appearawm, eaused him to look sadly
out of place among the hardened crimi
nals by whom he was surrouhded. Close .
Ay the box. and manifesting the greatest
interest in the proceedings, sat a tearful
woman, whose anxious &mine from the
Judge in the Inty left us no room to doubt,
that it was his mother. , We turned with
Na d u esg f rom t h e ,cene, to inquire of the
otrettim of the prisoner. and learned he-.
was accused of stealing money.'
The ease Was stem commented, and.
by the interest_ manifested by that large
ernwd, we knurl that our heart was net
the only one in which sympathy fur the
lad exit.ted. How we pitied him ! The
bright smile had vanished Irmo his lace,
and now expressed the - eareg of the aged..
His young sister. a bright eyed girt, had.
gained admission to his side, and cheered
him with the whisperings ol hope.
But that sweet voter, which before
emased his heart to hound with happiness.„l
added only to the grief iris shame hadt
brought upon him.
The progress (il the ease. acquainted nts
with the circumstances of the loss- , —thel
extent of which was but a dime, not
more
The lad's einfifover, a wealthy, miser
ly, and unprinciplet manufacturer, hail
made use of it for the purpose of what he
called "testing the boy's honesty:' It
was placed where, front ita very position,
the lad would uftenest see it. and least
suspect the trap. The day passed. and
•die master, to his mortification. not pleas
ure, found the coin untouched. Another
day passed, and yet his ohjt.ct was not
gained. He, however, determined that
that the hoy should take it, and so he let
it remain.
This continued temptation was too
much for the boy's resistance. Thediine
was taken: A simple present for that lit
tle sister 'was purchased with it. But
while returning home to gladden her heart,
his own was made heavy by being arrest
ml for theft! a crime the nature of which
he little knew. These circumstances
were sustained: by several of his employ
er's Workmen. whist were also parties to
the plot. An attorney. urged upon the krt.
ry 'the necessity of making the ”little
rogue" an example to others by punish- 1
moot. Before, 1 could see many tears of
sympathy for the lad, kis widowed moth
er. and faithful 'sister. ' But their eves
were all dry now, and none looked as if
they eared for aught else but &laic
tion. • ,
'Pte licenser sat inn conspicuous place,'
smiling ae• if in fiend-like exultation over The Celli° and the Cressy.
the misery lie had brought upon that poor Ave there no martyrs of whom the World
but one happy trio. ' • yeast-bears ? Are there no victories save
We felt that there was bin link hope .. on the baulk-Sell? Are there no tit
for the boy, and the youthful appearance utopia save where case ant grasp wartit's
of the attorney "who had volunteered in laurel corn ? See you none wh6 rise
his defence gave no encouragement, as we early mad sit op late, and tarn witha calm - ,
learned that it was the young man's utai-1 prowls:cam frusta gilded-fetter to -honest,
den plea—his first addresir. •He appeared toil? Nos ysasever. in yonrdaily walks,
greatly confused, and reached to a desk alight forms, with calm brows and mild
near him, from - which he took the Bible eyes, wham whole life has been one pro
thathad beett used to solemnize the testi- longerl selfertiruggie ? Lip, - cheek and
'stony; 'rids . movement : 'was received brow tell no tale of the spirit's unrest 1
with general laughter and tannting re- The "Leoad roar is passing fair to look
marks ; among which we heard a harsh t upon. Theo:tile' d serpent is not visible
fellow, close to us, cry out: - .1 'mid its luxurious foliage. Thesoft breeze
- "He forgets - what . it is. Thinking stiffens the cheek wociugly, laden with the
get hold of some ponderous . law-book, he( mimic of happy,. careless idlers. Youth,
has made a mistake and got the Bible." fend bloom, and binetity--aye, even silver
••• The remark made die young attorney i hairs are there!! No tempest lowers; the
blush with anger, and turning his flashing! sky is clearand blue. Whatstays yonder
eyes upon the audience he'convinced themj slender foot? Why pentmesocourageous
that there was no mistake, saying, squis.i 13- the tharav, razged, stumbling path ?
dee wants no better book." His confa-i. The eye is bright ; the .limbs are round
sion was gone, and instantly he was as t and grarefad;tiae. bloodllowswartn andfree;
calm as the sober Judge on the bench.— . l the shinia ,, hair fAds softly away from
The Bible was opened.
.and every eye a pare, fair br3w; there are sweet voicete
was upon him, as he quietly and leisure- t yonder to rgeosse, ; there is an inward
ly turned over the leaves. Amidst breath-: voice to hash; there are thrilling eyes
,less silence he read the jury this sentence ;1 there to bewidir !! What stays that sten
fl der fax
"lead us not into temptation." i
W e'felt our heart throb at the sound ofd Alt ?.' the font-prints of Calvary's suffer
these words. The audialce looked al l er are in that "coos path I' o That
each other 'without speaking ; and the! yenithful brad heads low and unshrinking-.
jurymen exchanged glanceti'as the appro..: ly to meet its "crown of thorns." Tho
prime quotation tarried its moral to their !
! ..star in the Bast" shines far above those
hearts, Then lollowedan address which,! ragged heights, on which its followers
for pathetic eloquence, we have never tad—"To his that orerehmeth, will I
heard.excelled. . Its influence was . liket give to eat of the Tree of Life."
magic.. We saw the guilty accuser leave 1 Item seeder, far &brief day, the Cross ;
the room in fear of personal violence.— fee uncounted ages the Crown I -
He .it is, who now fulfilling
F.very duty day by day.
!Shows the Mind and spirit willing
To. Perform its upward way.
Life's a bark upon the-ocean.
•'Posed and rocked by every gale;
Now scuds on with speedy motion.
Now with rent and tattered nil.
Life's a bright' and sunny morning.
With porno Jight refreshing showers,
Followed by dark cloudy warning
Of the storm that o'er tie lowers.'
Life's the cord of silver. binding
Man in contact with his kind,
Death is but that bond unwinding.
Betting free the eerth.bounil mind.
Life's the pitcher of the fountain,
Whence immortal rills descend ;
'Ti. the fragile wheel surmounting
Cistetn where pure Waters blend.
Life'l the day for deed and action.
---- - Death's the rest, the time of night ;
He who works with satisfaction.
Works while yet the hour is light.
Forward, then. the day is wailing.
Westward idulta the costing tom !
Onward ! on ! without plaining,
Work. white vet. it may be done.
AN AFFECT ; VG COURT SCENE.
"LuAn us NO INTO TEMPTATION."
GETTYSBURG, PA., FRII)ArKVINING, JULY 141,1544,
Tbeprinoner looked hopeful ; the mother INITIATING AN OUTSIDER.
smiled semis; and, bd.re its conclusion, I
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affere was. nut SI eye id the court-room , s .
All creation and the,balanee of mankind
that was not moist. The speech, affect =
were, early one morning; aroused (rain the
ing to that degree which caused tears, held
1 dulness usually pervading the pious ; r.rini
its hearens-apell-boand. ' I an d peaceful town of East Nutmeg, by the
The hide time that was necessa r y to' . I L .
of .
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transpire before the verdict of the jury . u '..-Y. v i lhat , e .4.
all thew To "When did
Could he learned was a peVisid of great rink,- 1 theremo-rr.--'oDow-many - are them I".
iety anto,saspease. But when fheir wil hi.
'What do they look-like t'' " Did you
Peringe"witallim ceased, and that. hap'. ',,,„ ~,,, ?". "A r e they human 'critters ?"
py
we . " " ii°l lP irt v. " came from the , "What sire they. going , to dot"
foreman, they passed like kthrill of elec. 1
"Who ?" "What I", I
trieity from lip to lip, the austere dignity , '
~,rho Know Nothings, P" • . .
or the man w2a f°r g °ll "' amt " tit truic l ' "Know Nothing. r says a native. • .
was there that did not join in the accla e -I . . Know Nothings. O
'natio' a that hailed the lad'. release. The ;
I "Well, I'd give .it •fr4ence to know,"
young lawyer's first plea was a rincees.ful i contin ued the
native,
one. Re was soon a favorite. and now , ,„, ' what in sin it'a a ll
. . .
represents his district In the councils
'Of; an n m ' ' .. - i'
i 'O . you hav'nt seen— am eh I "say* a
the Crahionwealdi: '
. ' jolly, round visaged.hright-eyed individual
The lad' baa never ceased his grateful •
who, with other strangers, and - natives-of
rrmewbraorea, and we. by the affecting
. East Nuttneg, were gathered in a knot a
v.i:iiie. herein attempted to be described.
•
bout the depot, discussing the topic which
have often been led to think how manifold
had in a single night caliie, saw, and 'took
greater is the mimeo' the tempter than of ;
the town. ,
"I-laVn seen 'em ?"
the tempted.
' "Seen who 1" "says the,native.
' "The Know. bloating/4"
"Know Nottillis !. Well, I kinder cal'.
•
-late I hats,' a few. •1
•-• , ;
"0, you are "one of em; eh ?" ; I
"Look herei'squire, of you don't want
to ho !Nowlin erase-legged is yon heap o'
sand, I callato ynnu'd better net say my•
edecation hate been neglected in any 'rich a-
A Degraded Woman.
4 8..tne eighteen years ago a woman was
seen toetnery from a dark, Limo* alley.
It was yettailr on a tom morning. The
woman ioolci>llLagTand„ pale and filthy.—
She wore an old pelisse, she bad
11011 C, her hen et was dirty and shapeless: .
It was obiicras she had spent a night on
the hard .ftoa& , in that secluded lace.
utru.ren <ll-1 , 4 thU roer_tmat ,
harried to a neighboring gin shop, Her
Lone hand laid ion; pelit* no the bar;
while her tenant mattered "gin." She
drunk, and alter !ewring the gin den,
wmikexi up the suet towards the suberhs
of WAD.
She , reached the poor house. knocked
and was admitted. Before 'tight she was
duly enr.11 , .4 ameng the paupers.
Bat who was this degraded woman ?
How came she so fallen ? Whose
ence made her a pauper? Was she a
child of ptverty from her birth ? • Had ir
resistable misfortune driven her to the
cap in desperation ; or was she tame a fair
tlaughter of virtue, denuded of womanly
excellentes by the unpitying baud of
trite ?
Render_ that loathsome pauper was once a
beantifed,:notromplished and virtuous young
lady She been the mistress over one
of the met 111-ionishiutr /Idles' school in
the country_ As a leader of youth she
nas tleenn-•d nn<nrjsssed. In personal
beauty she had few equals. Her society
ar.s, conned and lief friendship valued.
lichenze, then, the vast change ? It
proceeded from the dread power that has
destroyed itiliititta. The nine cup was
her enemy- •
She termed to Tom wine .throngli the
enstvius rfba r age. The wine cup was
fashi•knable then, - and none blamed her for
1,,in 4 =hat all did, until she crossed the
hi m; ' - >fir.-,Fir:cy arid me day staarered . in-
Ic her drunk.
The world that had-taught her to drink,
Hired , up fr.iise Lauds aud hypocritical eyes.
it affected to pity awl to sunder, but it
also fors-0,k1,--r_
Despised an I forsaken, she wandered a
way frier her native village. Whither
she wen: nous eared, and hut few inqui
red. ller , 41.-oredation was complete.—
Front the fashioathle moderate drinker,
she had become the unfashionable drunk
ard; one step lower, aud she was the pub
lic harlot; one more, and she. was the dis-
eased. dying pauper-
A pampers funeral closes this brief sto- -
ry. She sleeps in an unlioneredirave:—
No stone marks where theyAiid' her.—
They don't write epitaphs for paupers ;
and today we likely her zunneaud grave
are both forgotten in the plane where she
cure shone a star of beauty, a centre of '
attraction.
Thank God ! that accursed drinking
fashion which ruined her and millions
wore, is pastier away! But it is not
wholly gone_ It lingers yet, even in high
places. The cup still flashes ifs light in
beauty's Gee; it yet tonehes female lips ;
it still drags down its victims to the
grave_ Its oxyatie power still throwi its
spell .nersailli.sas. The temple of Bac
chus is still Insquented even by Woman...-
WITOLIZI; is even now degraded ; her vir
tue often•falla before the wine sap, and
her name drops unbuttoned to the dust.—
Then let woman rise to the rescue of her
sex_ Let woman speak, and frOut the so.
end hearth-4k, at least, the' wine cup
shall be banished forever.
"FEARLESS AND FREE."
A "KNOW NOTHING" YARN
way
~ Ntit at all. -my clear Irieni ; I only pre
( tei - a - that you were a-- 7 thatis, - Filil4-1
mewl tlo you know- what's (ut
eeta_; I'll tell yet;tl what's out
squire.' .
**G ood w it
"A writ againet-Josh- Pruden for break
' he the Sabbath all to ilinders,playin'keards
in Deacon Dinkle's barn."- .
"Pshaw Paid the jolly man, "I don't
int.llll that sort of *work, I euipose you are
like the res: isf these Knoll/Nothings, too
sly, en ?—to be oaughir •••
"IVall, :mow. lOok'teltere,a feller never
made mIICIIhy dod•rotted igiorance in this
laud of universal liberty andgineral
tent ; and a feller know no trig, that's 8
tact; but,_squireave buttlaru.niy_
litittons . to apple sass,-ell7autitras-iom-s
-fellow as I be, gin gist-ten stillins and up.
wards to know what's {tidier busted te ;
round bere.'.'
"Would von ?"
"Wouldn't I d By gully. squire, I guess
yeintr the critter kin just tel us all about
it r'
said the hunorotta man,
! I've heen sonitilingyou."
.•Yettu don't say 80 r' - echoes the citi
zen of Nutmeg. . .f •
"y e s. air r we have in bcrantious." • ,
•••.E,ll, yes,' fibetraniediy wtspositts the
Nut tiger. •
"Can't speak out to everybody."
"Se."
"Yes, sir ; now I know yiu're a good
egg."
••Aigga ?" . w .
• v.lttiod en—amia to tinfc;re."
"Saounit t wooldret wondet; never ail- -
in' but once in my bull life ; then 'I had
the dattideat acratchin' time yeou ever
did aem. - 1 reckon. Ever Intl the ilea,
squire
"Never ; thank you." • •
"0. not . at all, ; ye a are quite
welcome, as Uncle Nal said, when tie shot
the login."
"Well, air, now I'll•give yot in a witie
per:tin idea of what's up; Ind if. you
love your country —" •
"Mel" • •
"The land of the free, aid the home of
the brave !"
"Grea-a-t Fourth of July ! pitch in the
big licks, Squire."
"Our own dear native land
the ginger ! go it,squite !" says
Nutmeg. . •
"Well, sir ; now you just foP,ow me
Over lathe hotel ; so, now take i chair.
Here 'we are ; now I'll • give you the •
secret. • You see this isti grand seretso-
ciety."
"Eh, yes.
"And the greatest secrecy is to Ite ad
hered to. - Now rise, hold up both hands
high above,,yOur head, so ; now swear—
"Swpar f can't dew it, squire—agirmy
religion."
"Are you an American!"
"Arti ITI ain't uothin' eke, by Busker
Hill !" • •
"Will you 'stand by youi country 1"
"Will I t Yes, air till' Gabriel toots
hid horn !"
"Then, swear, that you, i w ill stand by
the AMerican Eagle, the stars and the
stripes, and never reveal thei secrets."
"Fourth of July, and Bunker Hill r'
chimes in the excited Yankee. -
"That's it, good, gun! egg l" Wit
the humerons man. "Now, sir, you
are one of us—you are ii Know Addl
ing.".
Joireou dun't sac-so!"
6 'Yes. air I now we havesome mysteri
ous signs and countersigns .by which you
can 'tell a brother of the ssiciety. When
you see a man looking at you with his
righi eye rhut, his hands his . pickets,
and a cigar--should he be satoking-rin the
left aide of his mouth—yon may know he
is a Know Nothing."
l Eh, yes."
Well, then, you go towards . him,
and shut your left eye. lo ; ,yott bite
your thumb of the left j hand ; if he
bites—"
L
"Bites 1"
Yes, if he bites; if he it really one of
'em, he will'say somethingin a grumbling
tone somethinglike 'what ie you mean?'
or •do you mean that for me 1' Then
he bites, you see ; then ou advance
Close, and say, slowly, 'nix' Weed in a
roilyr "
'butch, ain't it 1" says nkee.
“Well. no, not exactly, it our language.
Then hell say, 'what do u mean
mind, he'll he very apt to say that once
or twice; sure. You reps, 'nibs,' don't
forget nibs—stag his-nibs oink!"
...Nib.. eh, yes."
" *Nibs, cully, how's nibs f' Yon then
• .
approach' close up',Ahut t right ill.
grasp his hand and put you left forefinger
along side of your noise, so. He'll then up . :
and tell you all about' it !".
Coil' t How. many fellows in. this
town have joined this society le%
"0. hundreds ; nearly everybody you
meet are members; it's raising the great
est excitement imaginable'!"
• "Beats Milerites I I was one of them,"
"Hittite everything out, sir. 'NoW here's
the oath ; - You swear by this' eintdeti"
(elevating a boor jack.) • •
"What, a boot jack 1"
i.Yea, it . looks like , a jack, but it ain't,
it's a 61iinl, a mystery ; we 'swear by this.
You pet your . forefinger an 'yoUr. nove,
!hat one'eye; and swear never:to reveal
these. our sec:rm. - so help you indepen
denee day ! Now to-night,,there will, be
a crowd near the depot, about dark ; when
the crowd Mores, yout follow:;;they. Will
take you , to the aecret chamber; where
you will learn more- partietnats. .NOW
scoot."
- yes ; and Nutmeg left."
He had just ROI into-the sweet, when a
veritable zip met hie eyes.. A long-leg
ged, double-fisted fellow, with but ons aye
in his head, stood gaping arounii, with
hands in his breeches; up goes nutmeg; .
shutshis oye,and pokeri his thumb between
ins molars. The men' with
. the closed
eye looked daggers with - the . other, And
by the twitching of his seenied 'to he
s.eaking, or doing something like it, in
warelly: •
"Nix a weed in cull!" ways Nutineg.
advancing. .
I " W lin lin_yalle t_tli_utular_ll:_ye_suea
say !"- says the onmeyiroan : . -
."Nibs-Stag' his nibs, eully,
nibi.r_eoniiitued inieg'.advaucingr and
placing his finger upon his long, sharp
miser-and--gratitong- at the -streliger. who;
the muse meant no good,Arivis
otf. and pins in such a 'souk paw' that Nut
meg tioulalcd up and went. down all in a
heap—col: -
"Gull darn you, airi't.you' one of 'eat t,
• Why didn't you pay in I" bawled Nutmeg.
iravellinginto die hotel to find the'Profes
'or of Know Nothingness, and settle his
husk 1 But Prolessor Pete Morris:-had
soddenly, left for parts unkiittitm I _ , Nut':
meg has been looking for Pete for sinus'
lime. • •
The Emperor. Mello
About the year 1834 or
.'7 un. America'?
,Supereargo at St. Petersburg took a-walk .
nue eveniug on the bank of the river Neva;
patting his cigar in real Yankee style; and
while indulging iu hisjuituri he was ac
costed by a gentleman who asked him if
he knew he was violating the' - Muufeipal
laws of the city-; he replicithe was hot a
ware of it, and asked -wherein he was vio
lating the laws ;he staid, .him smoking
hi s o w in the street-;', he, immediately
throailiis'higar . itaii 'the witer, - aud fluilitig
the gentleman rather communicative; °Mit
'tomcod a walk with him; owwersing on
various topics; • but our supercargp could
not help noticing wherever they went, tly?.
people all lifted their hats to his compan
ion, which induced -hi la to say that he
must be greatly beloved by the people, as
he observod they all. lifted their hats ter
hint as they passed. His companion re:
plied ha did not think they had much loye
ter hun, but the respect- they 'paid wns
probably, in consequence of the office, he
held, fur, said he "I 'am their Map
:.
ANECDOTE Os' PE I TEIL emyrulcup.--
While he was preachiug,years ago, General
Jacksonientered the church, When a pas.
tor then seated iii the pulpit • gave his
"Brother iartwiight'! u nudge, and whim•
pored that the old hero.,
had just moue in ,
nnieVas to advise "now he particular
iu what . you' say." But Peter, to the as-
Conisitutent of every ono, louder than ever,
exclaimed--oVho cares for Genertil Jack
son T. 110'11 go to ball_as soon as anybody,
if he doesn't:repent." When the sermon
-a banjo made one-was codcd,,a friend
asked the'Getteral *hat lie t bought of that
rough old fellow, and received. for an an
ewer, "Sir, give me! twenty thousand of
such wen, and I'll whip, the world, inch'.
ding the devil I" .
• •
. BOUND TO COME OFF.—Sonie where in
the West, a sable knight of the lather end
brush was • performing the operation of
Shaving a hoosier With a very'dull razor.
"Stop I" said the hoosier ' "that won't do."
"Mimes de matter; boa 1!" "That razor
pulls," "Well, no matter for dat, sir ; if
de handle of Os razor don't break, 40
beard's' bound to come'off.",
A rather hard Fpcoiman of a Yankee,
lately returned from Europe. told his
friends that be bad been presented at Court
there. "Did you See the. Queen asked
one. "%Val, no," returned the Yankee-,
"I didn't see her. 'sadly,
,61t I see'l one
of her friends-.:.a judge; yer see." he eon
tinned, "the Court I was 'presented 'at
happened to be a police Court." ' '
Mrs:Partingto 'II who had 'a anti about
to proceed to thoßinok Sea, among other
parting adinonitions,-gove him strict in
junctions not to bathe in tuat,sca,,for she
did not want to scie him ,come back a
"nigger.
Good for the blood—riee early,.. wash
and go out in , the street for a good., lohg
walk. It will have. a •feviving influence
upon your half stagnioar aystem. Just
• A person pointed out a man who had a
profusion of rings•on his fingers, to a etiop
or. "Ah," said ttio artisan, "its, a sure
sign of weakness when so many ham are
used." '
"Nigger, who ant de files man dat inter.
dined salt perwiihune into de . Navjr?"
"Dar; now you'is`tixi eharii for die e'ol:
ored indiwidual."
"It was. Noah, nigger, when he took
Ham on board the ark.", •
Brandy applications are • recommended •
by a western paper for.balcloess; continued
externally until the hair is started,, and
afterwards taken in, generous quantities
internally to clinch the room:
A - maisenger , of light--a servant -wild
brings yon &ndles. •
LADV NAPIER ARR TII6 mormom.-- Thersatidinolth'ffiltit ! iti e yw: :.1
I Lady Napier related to ono an amusing The :Lonelotion of these Wapiti; to the
cident. in vonnection :Wi th 'anions's. As United Shelia is an eieut 'which it seems.
she Soul sir Charles' were r t.otning 'down likely ts near at hand. Thit is awalurtG+
the Maloahleshwur hills, they chose to , tary movement on the part of. the govern.
pitch' their tent Heil rennin on that spin; mein and for which there are many sets*
wide, wag inhalsitrJ 11% a oribe ottniinkeys. aorta Itsaigned. It is well known that the
These beasts Were draw e r by intense ' government of the 'Notit4' race,' like the
emotivity close to the Ira sand Larry! Nation themselves, is worn .0111. The
Napier APR t for tatime' tiara pot risen; -is a well-meaningiiriOn r *liki
the podia of her apron. and fed one , hunoelf compelled to chrome bet weekevile.
which was bolder than the rest, with them. j There are three parties in the i-land
When they, wltholreW into the tent tloeir tarty opposed to each - Other' and - uniting
apeish' guests likewise retreabol:' nottiiiig bet oppositiOn to the legitimate'
, waking ' n ext moroil4. Laxly Napier was , government:- • There is the Freneh parts'
;startled at, finding that' lie'r puree. Whieh whirr is busily intriguing Tor.tbdiialisler
was in the pocket of her apron, hail been of the ; ielalld 10% . 111e empire of Louie.
stolen in the night. Au It:wiry tvas in- Nomulemi. The English party ts Nitre.
stonily 'made and a ch o se seareb seitied by Mr. Wyllie. a .British aubjert.
in tier room, for it, but in vain, and she iSecretory of State. The'Eleereeory of tie
came to the.ionelitsimi, that smut! 511 those Tretieury is no, American. Mr. A Ilan,' who+
! ekilifnt tridioa riobbers, `who can - meal doe
t r of Militia+ to quite impartial. siding mai
sheets item tinder Dior. unfelt and unseen.; no party, but quietly awaiting the time.,
had tarried off her pronerty."for the lose! when the American flag; b, a tort ofritel4
was ;considerable. - When witlking by • pro;irin, shall go, up over the, Govern.
chance into the bosek enchisure of the tent, multi noose. The third-party is coon.
shelimml her friend
. the monkey seated posed of the adventurers of all nations, who
graveilignie r y with her aprons nit, are .opnooed to any sort of stiriexition‘
mating her yester.oVeliißWE,Relloll. and; but Whirl) desire to supereede the molly.
supplying the , want of with her geld •by assort of "eponiiiienit's
and silver'coins; which he spattered litter-l . lihnaur'r&Jamul t hi; - /„rper..
tally around him. He was suffered 'to mop.; lean reSidents are,prominettf, members ,pf
I ty the purse, When they tried td catch him, thc
I I hut. an far as we'retriember, did not sue.
I need Ile returned to his woods clad in
Mack tiann, apron ! and donhtinaa ()faked
for the Nieto the part . of the monkey who
- 1111,140 Pit OP PAISTPD PAILIa —.The ed•
itor of .the 6'cletalifk'ilmetietin publishes'
the following - coinintitiierition trim' Lines
Mania°, of New York , with" the adviee
for all persona to avoid painted palla.• A
coat of varnish zon -the ontalde ill all the
embelliihment we ever desire tO see on a
"the oxide of lead with which pails
are paititeil„is a o dnlgerous poison, and I
know that it is productive of.evil in many,
enses. P l . Bl week* , having to
take a drink, of, writer from a painted pail.!
whir h,hiol been in.use
conyhjeed, by. the,tea.te._of the water, tlot '
it had taken
,op u portion 2if die paint, end!
having aptly zed the water, 1 found it to:
con,tain a very 'Blouse qnainity of it,
enfhll
niaut, liw.vever, if a large amount of -water
were taken, to produce those fearful the 7
eases peculiar to lend pinioning."
The •Deinetifaey' of er s—tir at leavt
the biggest half of thetu:--are very intlig
oat!! at Gait , , says • the Readieg
JolOnid, lot signing the Auti-greg,
which they any, is, more,Otle , t,polic than
thel4,4itte Law, intinitely mute, ob,
jeetinitable thou the Ale , nod Beer Houoe
whieli die Governor still carrievim-
Signed in his breeches pocies. 'rho
Auti
,irlig'l3 is, it is eletrged, affeets only the
poor druitkardti, while the rich linget !Peer ,
manufacturers nod• venders are specially
favored by'llaving their •righe to make'
druokardsprotected by his gxcelleney.
AN HnNttMT Masi.—A worthy old den.
con. Whii linthiutiplied tine Of the fatnilieit I
in our city with hotter for y ears past, made I
his'usual spring• visit, a row d..ya sittee,t
with a box of fourteen pounds of haudsoine
butter. The lady of the house was' glad!
In gerthe, butter so pure and fresh. and re. I
marked he could 'eall on her husband atoll
get his pay. "But ma'am," said
shall not hoed' tin` sett 'your husband-as MI
the pay. as my'visit is one of conseienee.:-- 1
I found out a while since that my Steel
yards, with which'l weighed all the hut ,
ter sold to you 'for years' past, give shim)
weight, and, I have ieekoned the-loss to
you tube fourteen .poutids ; and I have
brought' you this, for the purpose of mak
iv
restitution at the earliest day." Bang
()URI Fort ConNB. Mr. eimper, in his
.I)ietionary Sorgettr," - has . the follow
ing itifallible cure for corns
.• rake two rinnee.s of gusto. sininnniac.
two ounces of yollow - wax, and • six
drzieltins of verdigris, melt them, ingethor,
and *Tread the, composition on •solt
leather ; tiut Away lug nithth of the corn
es you can, then. apply the plnster, and
renaw it everyfortnight till the corn, is. a
"Annette, my dear, what country's
aite . lo th eon' globe t"
kilow. Kir."
'••Well, now," continued the .perplettee
teacher, "if I were to bare a hole thriiiigh
the - earth, and you were' to go this end,
where would you come out t"
..ail of the hole, sir," repliedi be pupil,
With an air Of triuniph at having solved the
great question;
Devil), to a g oad maa. ia. but positing
through• a dark entry. out of one little
dusky room Ol Ids Father's house into .
antoltsr that is fair and larga,,lightsotne
and glorious, and divinely entertaining.—
If a girl thinks more cif her lioels than,
her hasd, , depend upon it, she will never
summit to , Brame whitili "settle in
the shoe, never - g et ohnve Lhem. Young
gentlemen wilt ple.ise 'put , this down;
• ."Nirlay• Mat yottget inarnuti-I",said a
youncladv: the ottnir day, tit •a- tilehelor
friend: have been Irving for the last ten
years to 6ndsomr one who would be e
nough to have me." was the reply. "I guess
you hasn't been up our 'any," was the
initiating rejoinder .-t- -
Nuthing . begPti ereaidence sooner than
punctuality. Isl'gthiek, fur well become.
true foutiiiiine beauty. ad.nimpheity.
•
• Tobacco letnes put around the bold* of
peach trees, just beneatlth the surfsoe•of
the ground, t.re recommended as being
preventive to'the worms that deetroy the
tries by eating the bark.
Dr. Adam Clark had a . perfect abhor
rearm to both pork and tobacco. Ile ie re.
ported to have said were . . to offer
issoriGoe to the devil, it shonid be roasted
pig muffed with tobacco." •
~• :~ ~. ~<
~:9 i{....-.,' : „ . .;.- . 41.;,1!... , 10-•...
~. ;' , ..':.r.ii:_-; •..i,;;;•.,,,f,.t.:.,.',;,,,
TWO DOLLAUS,*,4S4OIA':f,:::I
_2 -3,
' BoriAPARTEW Petornacir.- 7 1:10s,
, learf from the life of the great .Nap.deon.:
wilt be read with particular, interest ,at
ilo,' nine.. flow near the truth was her •
Out another occasion, hi said 'fr';o'.
n
'Meat t—fitAlle course of a lew
. _
".
Ma_ will have. Consunitinople. greatest-tue
part o. rurkey, and .all Greece.. This I
hold to be as certain as if it hid already
taken piece. Almost all the cttjolin And
flattering which Alt.xander practised to..
His ete,•das gain ety assent' tOttfreitt
, would not cm - no:tit, foresee...
that the .equilibiiuM of Europe wow.,"
Fbe destroyed.. nature, course .
tbinge,:in a lew 'yeare,. Turkey mast fall
li, Russia. 'rho greatest part of hek
elation are Greeks, who, you obey "ffiniy,'.
The powers it winibi, in.,.
jure, and who could oppoSe
lam ranee, Prussia and Austria. -,Nows ,
•
tin lo'Austria; it will be verriasy for -Rua..
ilia to engage her assist nee by giving her
Servia and other provinpee bordering on"
ibe AttelriatEdontinione,reartiing
Colittantmole. The only 'hyrothMtii
[ that Englan dand FranCe 'that eser'be iI •
sincerity, will, he in,order Io pre
vent this. But even, ibis ailianee .wculd •
1101, avail. France, England and Prussia
united,. cannot prevent it. . Bettina , g o d
' Austria can at any time effect•it.' "
Once mistress of Constantinople. R.
sUi,gete all the commerce id the' flieditt4.,
rsnerin, becomes a great n`val,pnwee.siot ,
t God knows what may happen.- Sl guar,. ,
role with you, msrrhes off to India
army of seven ty • thousand good :addiere a '.
whicirto Russia is not big, and' aliundri.d"
thousand Canaille; Cossacks-and othelm.
and England losis Above all oil,
er Dowers Russia is itioeftts''liii OprFic:'
especially you. tier !Aliens are.
braver than the she., has .the :
power of raising as,mutly es she pleases, •
In bravery. the French and Eitglislrioll.
titers are the only ones to be conipaiedlo
All this I foresim.', I 'gee info ftituritY
'further than others. and I wanted to mar
jab a barrier against those barbarian*. by •
re-establishing the kingdom of Ptilandt and
potting Pimintowski et 'the lived of h es
king. hit your imbeciles of—Minister*.
would not consent; a hundred years heflres
I shall be applauded. (eutteneet.) and
rope. espreiallv England, will lament that .•
did not succeed; when they see the finest... •
,
countries in Europe overrotne aunt a prey
M these nortloirn hartatrisns, they Wi!ls*S'r •
".11 1 iipolewittaik right !"
SINGULAR entot.—We learn' (rein' a '
g e ntl e m a n ibis murnibg a very: " singular
ease of what Was suppusei to he hy'drisphis;
bia, which occurred in Little- York' , in this
county. A married multi (We mild' nut
learn his name,) a ; resident of the' 'plar'e
specified, was bitten; a'short time ago;* by
.8 large mud dog. The wound ' being -
alight, was not cousichned worthy 'of par:
ticular notiee, and , it soon heated
t the circumstance -was forgnitara: A ;few
days ago; while 'in; the roonfirith' -Ids - -; -
wife,'he felt rather strangely and' seemed
inclined-to bite and gm te his met!! withal!
the power he possessed: 2He ;'caked` big •
wife to hand him a. piece of • sole Jesther,
which bring complied ' with. he' bit ft
through in ` several pia es; acid Ontintird
biting,Mitil it was clewed to :piecea,
~ tie
tb6 requested her 'to hand him a chip, ,
which he also tore to splinters , with liar .;:
teeth'. 'At tliis phut' he Was seized_ with
very strange and' wild ectistitiiine, and' he
toll his wife she had honer leave the room,
as he Was fearlid lie might coinniii : seme
peisonsf.siolence. She did 'ttrii immediate.
ly, end locked the door. He tied to get,
out ; but . finditig the door locked. went to
the witid,oW, which Was in the accond.oi
third *tiny of the house and jUntpsd - ont., ,
perfectly crazy mid ra4ing, as is supposed,
with hydrophobia. He rao:Seaeral roilss
before he was overtaken, screaming and
crwiug with the must intense agony. Ale
was finally secured and brought hark, and
is now under the medical .ftwe of I.e.
Fevre. At times lie is perJectly rational,
when he refuses to be' tied, • When, the
strange feelings (mate upon him he fives
Donee, sod is properly secured. -This is
certainly a very strange- case.s—Daytte
Empire. June 24.
Lt!Aim° Vitsease..—g,eurresplufffll
of the Dollar Newspaper says
wlfhe cheapest mode of making, villein
is, to mix tive quarts of warn& reimmiuse
with two , quarts of (Irlesna Alolameklint
four quartsuf yeast. Ina fereweelhe yea
will have the but vinegar von ever teat.
td.". , • - - •
alloonvol.-411 the Deinofralit„
niiii3lootioge in Si: t*l4nunsi,,,c*..
Thowis U. Ben* WO 0f601104 fr,
re:aliatioit to Cingirigur • 1 1••
vole, having tomoiroi) 4 .110vPPO;;'1„
p;Bisir, gruimme ' „.. A,J4,44
codniow. tot, aim of a •
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