BY D: A. & O. if. BUEHLER. .‘ VOLUME XXVi A STEWARD WANTED at Pennsylvania T" present Steward of Pennsylvania • College , being about to leave, appli cations will be received by the undersign ed form persons desiring' the situation. Information in regard thereto can be had of either of the undersianed. llCPPlissessinti will he given on the Itn of April, or gaoler if desired. MOSES McGLEAN, S. FA ffNESTOCK, H.. 8. HUBER. Committee of Board of Trustees. Gettysburg, March 3, 1854—tf HAY WANTED. I.II,ERSONS having Hay to sell will do AL well by calling on the subscriber, in Gettysburg. whii is desirous of purchasing. The highest Mtiiitet price will be paid at II times. trAit he intends having the 113 y, after being packed, hauled either to H mover u r Baltimore, the preference to haul will be given to those from whom lie may purchase. • ' • SOLOMON POWERS. Dec. 24,1852.—tf CALEDONIA COLD SPRINGS, (LATE SWEENEY'S.) Adams Comas ,1 Pa. r I 4 1-lESE• Springs, situated on. the South 310Ulltaiii, a short distance front the pike leading front Chambersburg to Gettysburg, PA., will be ()pencil lor visitors ern the I 51/t of ./t i ne next. • Large and commodious buildings, including ex tensive Bath Houses for hot and Mil plunges, have been erected. The grounds have been much improved, an I every ef fort made to render time Springs a,popti hr place of resort. An efficietit and obliging Manager will have the general superintendence, while the best servants the country aft'ords have been engaged.— Tbe table will be furnished with all .the delicacies of the markets, and nothing left ; undone to render this old favorite emit wOrtliy,the patronage of the Oldie. Per,. sons, leaving Washington, Baltimore and Philadelphia in the morning trains will ar rive at Chambersburg in time to take the Coaches for tea. For further particulars address .1. C. RICHARDS, Chalubvraburg, Pa May 26, 1854.-2 m AG ENTS WANTED. 4 GENTS . fur the Farmers' Mutual ;711,Fire,lneununw Coutpnuy,an4 rylvania Mutual Horse Thief detecting and Ittiotrannee Company, Ynrk, Pa., wanted fur Adams county. Fur . partietr lara address. D. STitt6ommt, York, Pa. DAVID STRICKLER, Sec', Jane 23, 1§54.=3t * TllliU LAND FOR SALL. liss still a few more lots of TIMBER LAND for sale, which will he disposed of reasonably.— For information splay to Also for sale, a Jot of LOCUST vosTs. J. I). PAXTON Getlysbnig, May 12. 1854.--1 f NOTI,CE. undersigned, Auditor, sr:pointed by the Orphans' Court of Adams county m make distribution of the assette veinal:ring in ,tliC kande of ROBERT' flNl;t:rp', Administrator.' of the Dime of Wat;cart Ssiri,. decearted, to and among die pirtiee• entitled thereto, will attend „ fgor, ft purpose, at Ina office in Gettys tiurg, on Noildity the 3111 of July Im3l, ai 10 o'clock, A. M.,'of whelk all persons interested are hereby notified. 131J1.111;ER, dluditor. 18154—td r . oTioz. TIVRE ittidersigned, Auditor, appointed tiy.'ille'Cburt' of Common 'Pleas tif endblY, tit,lnake distribution of the iptilaining in the hands' of JACOB ktialknee ;of DAVID RNMEEL'ainangSt eretlitorS. 'will attend frir thuti tierfiese at hilt olTiee iii Gettysburg, on"Saltiiqsly ihitOth day of July in3l.y at 10 o'clock A. 61., of which all persona iii . uFee!mtare hereby notified. D. i r t: BI.I4IILEIt. Sud'r. VEGETABI.E ;CATTLE POWDER, CATTLE LINIMENT, d'OLD'Vy tiO,LEE4A IX p.ETAiL, ► ws... 11UE4E1{,, agent for "itlams county.. jBP3' . . ~, , ,,t SANE . YOUR . MONEY ! -ESSENCE 01' COFFEE, . of jllitimifp: , • , fi ••-•&-,- ' ~4 ~.,' 1 I. : ,• . Illit 1,11. BUEHLER keeps constantly on ' Pag.,banci ,l'or sale, the: Genuine ES, • SENOE OF COFFEE, of best quality. Thtruse of this article in families will be found sivery great saving in the course of the year. rry•For sale, WHOLESALE and . RETAIL, at the Drug & Book Store of •1•0 - ' ,,, t , .' ! • 'S. H. BUEHLER. 14W. 20, 1853. ' . 3t *,re. ceved an/ for sale. a large -10," Freth Groceries. # 1 :—:a quantity oeiecond hand Cobh slroveii. e very cheaply e ' EO. ARNOLD, I 1 t t k uter Bats IF. the very, !al t' fashion, including, 1. 1 F; Panama,' China; Pearl, Single. and Double, Leghorn, *.Cantou Straw, and PalniLeal Hats, on hand and for sale by s• IeIatEARY. I vvr• vvprrirryvirrr...2". ovvvvki'reverMfligr"....e.r.rvvro. , 1 :=*" " ' .:7. • :••• • v • v-• • .-•-•-• • ~v r,- ; :ti7;,rrc,rm4p;.•••; v ry, , - • _ . . . . : • ,• - • Le. . [2 141 • • •_> • I D , . While ttls Daytime let we Work. Every mortal has his mission In this world of active sulk Whether ins high,position. • Or a lowly walk of Iwo. BiliMM= We take pleasure in relating an inci dent which greatly enlisted .ime..aFutpa held us veil•hound by its interest, and finally istadrur hearts leap for joy at its happy termination. In the spring of 1838 we cbaneed to be spending a few days in a beautiful inland conntry town in Pennsylvania. It was court week. and to relieve us from the somewhat monotonous incidents of village life we stepped into the room where the court was cnnvencd.• Among the prisoners in the box we saw a lad about ten years of age, whose sad, pensive emmtenance, his young audition. cent appearawm, eaused him to look sadly out of place among the hardened crimi nals by whom he was surrouhded. Close . Ay the box. and manifesting the greatest interest in the proceedings, sat a tearful woman, whose anxious &mine from the Judge in the Inty left us no room to doubt, that it was his mother. , We turned with Na d u esg f rom t h e ,cene, to inquire of the otrettim of the prisoner. and learned he-. was accused of stealing money.' The ease Was stem commented, and. by the interest_ manifested by that large ernwd, we knurl that our heart was net the only one in which sympathy fur the lad exit.ted. How we pitied him ! The bright smile had vanished Irmo his lace, and now expressed the - eareg of the aged.. His young sister. a bright eyed girt, had. gained admission to his side, and cheered him with the whisperings ol hope. But that sweet voter, which before emased his heart to hound with happiness.„l added only to the grief iris shame hadt brought upon him. The progress (il the ease. acquainted nts with the circumstances of the loss- , —thel extent of which was but a dime, not more The lad's einfifover, a wealthy, miser ly, and unprinciplet manufacturer, hail made use of it for the purpose of what he called "testing the boy's honesty:' It was placed where, front ita very position, the lad would uftenest see it. and least suspect the trap. The day passed. and •die master, to his mortification. not pleas ure, found the coin untouched. Another day passed, and yet his ohjt.ct was not gained. He, however, determined that that the hoy should take it, and so he let it remain. This continued temptation was too much for the boy's resistance. Thediine was taken: A simple present for that lit tle sister 'was purchased with it. But while returning home to gladden her heart, his own was made heavy by being arrest ml for theft! a crime the nature of which he little knew. These circumstances were sustained: by several of his employ er's Workmen. whist were also parties to the plot. An attorney. urged upon the krt. ry 'the necessity of making the ”little rogue" an example to others by punish- 1 moot. Before, 1 could see many tears of sympathy for the lad, kis widowed moth er. and faithful 'sister. ' But their eves were all dry now, and none looked as if they eared for aught else but &laic tion. • , 'Pte licenser sat inn conspicuous place,' smiling ae• if in fiend-like exultation over The Celli° and the Cressy. the misery lie had brought upon that poor Ave there no martyrs of whom the World but one happy trio. ' • yeast-bears ? Are there no victories save We felt that there was bin link hope .. on the baulk-Sell? Are there no tit for the boy, and the youthful appearance utopia save where case ant grasp wartit's of the attorney "who had volunteered in laurel corn ? See you none wh6 rise his defence gave no encouragement, as we early mad sit op late, and tarn witha calm - , learned that it was the young man's utai-1 prowls:cam frusta gilded-fetter to -honest, den plea—his first addresir. •He appeared toil? Nos ysasever. in yonrdaily walks, greatly confused, and reached to a desk alight forms, with calm brows and mild near him, from - which he took the Bible eyes, wham whole life has been one pro thathad beett used to solemnize the testi- longerl selfertiruggie ? Lip, - cheek and 'stony; 'rids . movement : 'was received brow tell no tale of the spirit's unrest 1 with general laughter and tannting re- The "Leoad roar is passing fair to look marks ; among which we heard a harsh t upon. Theo:tile' d serpent is not visible fellow, close to us, cry out: - .1 'mid its luxurious foliage. Thesoft breeze - "He forgets - what . it is. Thinking stiffens the cheek wociugly, laden with the get hold of some ponderous . law-book, he( mimic of happy,. careless idlers. Youth, has made a mistake and got the Bible." fend bloom, and binetity--aye, even silver ••• The remark made die young attorney i hairs are there!! No tempest lowers; the blush with anger, and turning his flashing! sky is clearand blue. Whatstays yonder eyes upon the audience he'convinced themj slender foot? Why pentmesocourageous that there was no mistake, saying, squis.i 13- the tharav, razged, stumbling path ? dee wants no better book." His confa-i. The eye is bright ; the .limbs are round sion was gone, and instantly he was as t and grarefad;tiae. bloodllowswartn andfree; calm as the sober Judge on the bench.— . l the shinia ,, hair fAds softly away from The Bible was opened. .and every eye a pare, fair br3w; there are sweet voicete was upon him, as he quietly and leisure- t yonder to rgeosse, ; there is an inward ly turned over the leaves. Amidst breath-: voice to hash; there are thrilling eyes ,less silence he read the jury this sentence ;1 there to bewidir !! What stays that sten fl der fax "lead us not into temptation." i W e'felt our heart throb at the sound ofd Alt ?.' the font-prints of Calvary's suffer these words. The audialce looked al l er are in that "coos path I' o That each other 'without speaking ; and the! yenithful brad heads low and unshrinking-. jurymen exchanged glanceti'as the appro..: ly to meet its "crown of thorns." Tho prime quotation tarried its moral to their ! ! ..star in the Bast" shines far above those hearts, Then lollowedan address which,! ragged heights, on which its followers for pathetic eloquence, we have never tad—"To his that orerehmeth, will I heard.excelled. . Its influence was . liket give to eat of the Tree of Life." magic.. We saw the guilty accuser leave 1 Item seeder, far &brief day, the Cross ; the room in fear of personal violence.— fee uncounted ages the Crown I - He .it is, who now fulfilling F.very duty day by day. !Shows the Mind and spirit willing To. Perform its upward way. Life's a bark upon the-ocean. •'Posed and rocked by every gale; Now scuds on with speedy motion. Now with rent and tattered nil. Life's a bright' and sunny morning. With porno Jight refreshing showers, Followed by dark cloudy warning Of the storm that o'er tie lowers.' Life's the cord of silver. binding Man in contact with his kind, Death is but that bond unwinding. Betting free the eerth.bounil mind. Life's the pitcher of the fountain, Whence immortal rills descend ; 'Ti. the fragile wheel surmounting Cistetn where pure Waters blend. Life'l the day for deed and action. ---- - Death's the rest, the time of night ; He who works with satisfaction. Works while yet the hour is light. Forward, then. the day is wailing. Westward idulta the costing tom ! Onward ! on ! without plaining, Work. white vet. it may be done. AN AFFECT ; VG COURT SCENE. "LuAn us NO INTO TEMPTATION." GETTYSBURG, PA., FRII)ArKVINING, JULY 141,1544, Tbeprinoner looked hopeful ; the mother INITIATING AN OUTSIDER. smiled semis; and, bd.re its conclusion, I . . . ... , .. . . affere was. nut SI eye id the court-room , s . All creation and the,balanee of mankind that was not moist. The speech, affect = were, early one morning; aroused (rain the ing to that degree which caused tears, held 1 dulness usually pervading the pious ; r.rini its hearens-apell-boand. ' I an d peaceful town of East Nutmeg, by the The hide time that was necessa r y to' . I L . of . .. ~ . . . .. transpire before the verdict of the jury . u '..-Y. v i lhat , e .4. all thew To "When did Could he learned was a peVisid of great rink,- 1 theremo-rr.--'oDow-many - are them I". iety anto,saspease. But when fheir wil hi. 'What do they look-like t'' " Did you Peringe"witallim ceased, and that. hap'. ',,,„ ~,,, ?". "A r e they human 'critters ?" py we . " " ii°l lP irt v. " came from the , "What sire they. going , to dot" foreman, they passed like kthrill of elec. 1 "Who ?" "What I", I trieity from lip to lip, the austere dignity , ' ~,rho Know Nothings, P" • . . or the man w2a f°r g °ll "' amt " tit truic l ' "Know Nothing. r says a native. • . was there that did not join in the accla e -I . . Know Nothings. O 'natio' a that hailed the lad'. release. The ; I "Well, I'd give .it •fr4ence to know," young lawyer's first plea was a rincees.ful i contin ued the native, one. Re was soon a favorite. and now , ,„, ' what in sin it'a a ll . . . represents his district In the councils 'Of; an n m ' ' .. - i' i 'O . you hav'nt seen— am eh I "say* a the Crahionwealdi: ' . ' jolly, round visaged.hright-eyed individual The lad' baa never ceased his grateful • who, with other strangers, and - natives-of rrmewbraorea, and we. by the affecting . East Nuttneg, were gathered in a knot a v.i:iiie. herein attempted to be described. • bout the depot, discussing the topic which have often been led to think how manifold had in a single night caliie, saw, and 'took greater is the mimeo' the tempter than of ; the town. , "I-laVn seen 'em ?" the tempted. ' "Seen who 1" "says the,native. ' "The Know. bloating/4" "Know Nottillis !. Well, I kinder cal'. • -late I hats,' a few. •1 •-• , ; "0, you are "one of em; eh ?" ; I "Look herei'squire, of you don't want to ho !Nowlin erase-legged is yon heap o' sand, I callato ynnu'd better net say my• edecation hate been neglected in any 'rich a- A Degraded Woman. 4 8..tne eighteen years ago a woman was seen toetnery from a dark, Limo* alley. It was yettailr on a tom morning. The woman ioolci>llLagTand„ pale and filthy.— She wore an old pelisse, she bad 11011 C, her hen et was dirty and shapeless: . It was obiicras she had spent a night on the hard .ftoa& , in that secluded lace. utru.ren fir.-,Fir:cy arid me day staarered . in- Ic her drunk. The world that had-taught her to drink, Hired , up fr.iise Lauds aud hypocritical eyes. it affected to pity awl to sunder, but it also fors-0,k1,--r_ Despised an I forsaken, she wandered a way frier her native village. Whither she wen: nous eared, and hut few inqui red. ller , 41.-oredation was complete.— Front the fashioathle moderate drinker, she had become the unfashionable drunk ard; one step lower, aud she was the pub lic harlot; one more, and she. was the dis- eased. dying pauper- A pampers funeral closes this brief sto- - ry. She sleeps in an unlioneredirave:— No stone marks where theyAiid' her.— They don't write epitaphs for paupers ; and today we likely her zunneaud grave are both forgotten in the plane where she cure shone a star of beauty, a centre of ' attraction. Thank God ! that accursed drinking fashion which ruined her and millions wore, is pastier away! But it is not wholly gone_ It lingers yet, even in high places. The cup still flashes ifs light in beauty's Gee; it yet tonehes female lips ; it still drags down its victims to the grave_ Its oxyatie power still throwi its spell .nersailli.sas. The temple of Bac chus is still Insquented even by Woman...- WITOLIZI; is even now degraded ; her vir tue often•falla before the wine sap, and her name drops unbuttoned to the dust.— Then let woman rise to the rescue of her sex_ Let woman speak, and frOut the so. end hearth-4k, at least, the' wine cup shall be banished forever. "FEARLESS AND FREE." A "KNOW NOTHING" YARN way ~ Ntit at all. -my clear Irieni ; I only pre ( tei - a - that you were a-- 7 thatis, - Filil4-1 mewl tlo you know- what's (ut eeta_; I'll tell yet;tl what's out squire.' . **G ood w it "A writ againet-Josh- Pruden for break ' he the Sabbath all to ilinders,playin'keards in Deacon Dinkle's barn."- . "Pshaw Paid the jolly man, "I don't int.llll that sort of *work, I euipose you are like the res: isf these Knoll/Nothings, too sly, en ?—to be oaughir ••• "IVall, :mow. lOok'teltere,a feller never made mIICIIhy dod•rotted igiorance in this laud of universal liberty andgineral tent ; and a feller know no trig, that's 8 tact; but,_squireave buttlaru.niy_ litittons . to apple sass,-ell7autitras-iom-s -fellow as I be, gin gist-ten stillins and up. wards to know what's {tidier busted te ; round bere.'.' "Would von ?" "Wouldn't I d By gully. squire, I guess yeintr the critter kin just tel us all about it r' said the hunorotta man, ! I've heen sonitilingyou." .•Yettu don't say 80 r' - echoes the citi zen of Nutmeg. . .f • "y e s. air r we have in bcrantious." • , •••.E,ll, yes,' fibetraniediy wtspositts the Nut tiger. • "Can't speak out to everybody." "Se." "Yes, sir ; now I know yiu're a good egg." ••Aigga ?" . w . • v.lttiod en—amia to tinfc;re." "Saounit t wooldret wondet; never ail- - in' but once in my bull life ; then 'I had the dattideat acratchin' time yeou ever did aem. - 1 reckon. Ever Intl the ilea, squire "Never ; thank you." • • "0. not . at all, ; ye a are quite welcome, as Uncle Nal said, when tie shot the login." "Well, air, now I'll•give yot in a witie per:tin idea of what's up; Ind if. you love your country —" • "Mel" • • "The land of the free, aid the home of the brave !" "Grea-a-t Fourth of July ! pitch in the big licks, Squire." "Our own dear native land the ginger ! go it,squite !" says Nutmeg. . • "Well, sir ; now you just foP,ow me Over lathe hotel ; so, now take i chair. Here 'we are ; now I'll • give you the • secret. • You see this isti grand seretso- ciety." "Eh, yes. "And the greatest secrecy is to Ite ad hered to. - Now rise, hold up both hands high above,,yOur head, so ; now swear— "Swpar f can't dew it, squire—agirmy religion." "Are you an American!" "Arti ITI ain't uothin' eke, by Busker Hill !" • • "Will you 'stand by youi country 1" "Will I t Yes, air till' Gabriel toots hid horn !" "Then, swear, that you, i w ill stand by the AMerican Eagle, the stars and the stripes, and never reveal thei secrets." "Fourth of July, and Bunker Hill r' chimes in the excited Yankee. - "That's it, good, gun! egg l" Wit the humerons man. "Now, sir, you are one of us—you are ii Know Addl ing.". Joireou dun't sac-so!" 6 'Yes. air I now we havesome mysteri ous signs and countersigns .by which you can 'tell a brother of the ssiciety. When you see a man looking at you with his righi eye rhut, his hands his . pickets, and a cigar--should he be satoking-rin the left aide of his mouth—yon may know he is a Know Nothing." l Eh, yes." Well, then, you go towards . him, and shut your left eye. lo ; ,yott bite your thumb of the left j hand ; if he bites—" L "Bites 1" Yes, if he bites; if he it really one of 'em, he will'say somethingin a grumbling tone somethinglike 'what ie you mean?' or •do you mean that for me 1' Then he bites, you see ; then ou advance Close, and say, slowly, 'nix' Weed in a roilyr " 'butch, ain't it 1" says nkee. “Well. no, not exactly, it our language. Then hell say, 'what do u mean mind, he'll he very apt to say that once or twice; sure. You reps, 'nibs,' don't forget nibs—stag his-nibs oink!" ...Nib.. eh, yes." " *Nibs, cully, how's nibs f' Yon then • . approach' close up',Ahut t right ill. grasp his hand and put you left forefinger along side of your noise, so. He'll then up . : and tell you all about' it !". Coil' t How. many fellows in. this town have joined this society le% "0. hundreds ; nearly everybody you meet are members; it's raising the great est excitement imaginable'!" • "Beats Milerites I I was one of them," "Hittite everything out, sir. 'NoW here's the oath ; - You swear by this' eintdeti" (elevating a boor jack.) • • "What, a boot jack 1" i.Yea, it . looks like , a jack, but it ain't, it's a 61iinl, a mystery ; we 'swear by this. You pet your . forefinger an 'yoUr. nove, !hat one'eye; and swear never:to reveal these. our sec:rm. - so help you indepen denee day ! Now to-night,,there will, be a crowd near the depot, about dark ; when the crowd Mores, yout follow:;;they. Will take you , to the aecret chamber; where you will learn more- partietnats. .NOW scoot." - yes ; and Nutmeg left." He had just ROI into-the sweet, when a veritable zip met hie eyes.. A long-leg ged, double-fisted fellow, with but ons aye in his head, stood gaping arounii, with hands in his breeches; up goes nutmeg; . shutshis oye,and pokeri his thumb between ins molars. The men' with . the closed eye looked daggers with - the . other, And by the twitching of his seenied 'to he s.eaking, or doing something like it, in warelly: • "Nix a weed in cull!" ways Nutineg. advancing. . I " W lin lin_yalle t_tli_utular_ll:_ye_suea say !"- says the onmeyiroan : . - ."Nibs-Stag' his nibs, eully, nibi.r_eoniiitued inieg'.advaucingr and placing his finger upon his long, sharp miser-and--gratitong- at the -streliger. who; the muse meant no good,Arivis otf. and pins in such a 'souk paw' that Nut meg tioulalcd up and went. down all in a heap—col: - "Gull darn you, airi't.you' one of 'eat t, • Why didn't you pay in I" bawled Nutmeg. iravellinginto die hotel to find the'Profes 'or of Know Nothingness, and settle his husk 1 But Prolessor Pete Morris:-had soddenly, left for parts unkiittitm I _ , Nut': meg has been looking for Pete for sinus' lime. • • The Emperor. Mello About the year 1834 or .'7 un. America'? ,Supereargo at St. Petersburg took a-walk . nue eveniug on the bank of the river Neva; patting his cigar in real Yankee style; and while indulging iu hisjuituri he was ac costed by a gentleman who asked him if he knew he was violating the' - Muufeipal laws of the city-; he replicithe was hot a ware of it, and asked -wherein he was vio lating the laws ;he staid, .him smoking hi s o w in the street-;', he, immediately throailiis'higar . itaii 'the witer, - aud fluilitig the gentleman rather communicative; °Mit 'tomcod a walk with him; owwersing on various topics; • but our supercargp could not help noticing wherever they went, tly?. people all lifted their hats to his compan ion, which induced -hi la to say that he must be greatly beloved by the people, as he observod they all. lifted their hats ter hint as they passed. His companion re: plied ha did not think they had much loye ter hun, but the respect- they 'paid wns probably, in consequence of the office, he held, fur, said he "I 'am their Map :. ANECDOTE Os' PE I TEIL emyrulcup.-- While he was preachiug,years ago, General Jacksonientered the church, When a pas. tor then seated iii the pulpit • gave his "Brother iartwiight'! u nudge, and whim• pored that the old hero., had just moue in , nnieVas to advise "now he particular iu what . you' say." But Peter, to the as- Conisitutent of every ono, louder than ever, exclaimed--oVho cares for Genertil Jack son T. 110'11 go to ball_as soon as anybody, if he doesn't:repent." When the sermon -a banjo made one-was codcd,,a friend asked the'Getteral *hat lie t bought of that rough old fellow, and received. for an an ewer, "Sir, give me! twenty thousand of such wen, and I'll whip, the world, inch'. ding the devil I" . • • . BOUND TO COME OFF.—Sonie where in the West, a sable knight of the lather end brush was • performing the operation of Shaving a hoosier With a very'dull razor. "Stop I" said the hoosier ' "that won't do." "Mimes de matter; boa 1!" "That razor pulls," "Well, no matter for dat, sir ; if de handle of Os razor don't break, 40 beard's' bound to come'off.", A rather hard Fpcoiman of a Yankee, lately returned from Europe. told his friends that be bad been presented at Court there. "Did you See the. Queen asked one. "%Val, no," returned the Yankee-, "I didn't see her. 'sadly, ,61t I see'l one of her friends-.:.a judge; yer see." he eon tinned, "the Court I was 'presented 'at happened to be a police Court." ' ' Mrs:Partingto 'II who had 'a anti about to proceed to thoßinok Sea, among other parting adinonitions,-gove him strict in junctions not to bathe in tuat,sca,,for she did not want to scie him ,come back a "nigger. Good for the blood—riee early,.. wash and go out in , the street for a good., lohg walk. It will have. a •feviving influence upon your half stagnioar aystem. Just • A person pointed out a man who had a profusion of rings•on his fingers, to a etiop or. "Ah," said ttio artisan, "its, a sure sign of weakness when so many ham are used." ' "Nigger, who ant de files man dat inter. dined salt perwiihune into de . Navjr?" "Dar; now you'is`tixi eharii for die e'ol: ored indiwidual." "It was. Noah, nigger, when he took Ham on board the ark.", • Brandy applications are • recommended • by a western paper for.balcloess; continued externally until the hair is started,, and afterwards taken in, generous quantities internally to clinch the room: A - maisenger , of light--a servant -wild brings yon &ndles. • LADV NAPIER ARR TII6 mormom.-- Thersatidinolth'ffiltit ! iti e yw: :.1 I Lady Napier related to ono an amusing The :Lonelotion of these Wapiti; to the cident. in vonnection :Wi th 'anions's. As United Shelia is an eieut 'which it seems. she Soul sir Charles' were r t.otning 'down likely ts near at hand. Thit is awalurtG+ the Maloahleshwur hills, they chose to , tary movement on the part of. the govern. pitch' their tent Heil rennin on that spin; mein and for which there are many sets* wide, wag inhalsitrJ 11% a oribe ottniinkeys. aorta Itsaigned. It is well known that the These beasts Were draw e r by intense ' government of the 'Notit4' race,' like the emotivity close to the Ira sand Larry! Nation themselves, is worn .0111. The Napier APR t for tatime' tiara pot risen; -is a well-meaningiiriOn r *liki the podia of her apron. and fed one , hunoelf compelled to chrome bet weekevile. which was bolder than the rest, with them. j There are three parties in the i-land When they, wltholreW into the tent tloeir tarty opposed to each - Other' and - uniting apeish' guests likewise retreabol:' nottiiiig bet oppositiOn to the legitimate' , waking ' n ext moroil4. Laxly Napier was , government:- • There is the Freneh parts' ;startled at, finding that' lie'r puree. Whieh whirr is busily intriguing Tor.tbdiialisler was in the pocket of her apron, hail been of the ; ielalld 10% . 111e empire of Louie. stolen in the night. Au It:wiry tvas in- Nomulemi. The English party ts Nitre. stonily 'made and a ch o se seareb seitied by Mr. Wyllie. a .British aubjert. in tier room, for it, but in vain, and she iSecretory of State. The'Eleereeory of tie came to the.ionelitsimi, that smut! 511 those Tretieury is no, American. Mr. A Ilan,' who+ ! ekilifnt tridioa riobbers, `who can - meal doe t r of Militia+ to quite impartial. siding mai sheets item tinder Dior. unfelt and unseen.; no party, but quietly awaiting the time., had tarried off her pronerty."for the lose! when the American flag; b, a tort ofritel4 was ;considerable. - When witlking by • pro;irin, shall go, up over the, Govern. chance into the bosek enchisure of the tent, multi noose. The third-party is coon. shelimml her friend . the monkey seated posed of the adventurers of all nations, who graveilignie r y with her aprons nit, are .opnooed to any sort of stiriexition‘ mating her yester.oVeliißWE,Relloll. and; but Whirl) desire to supereede the molly. supplying the , want of with her geld •by assort of "eponiiiienit's and silver'coins; which he spattered litter-l . lihnaur'r&Jamul t hi; - /„rper.. tally around him. He was suffered 'to mop.; lean reSidents are,prominettf, members ,pf I ty the purse, When they tried td catch him, thc I I hut. an far as we'retriember, did not sue. I need Ile returned to his woods clad in Mack tiann, apron ! and donhtinaa ()faked for the Nieto the part . of the monkey who - 1111,140 Pit OP PAISTPD PAILIa —.The ed• itor of .the 6'cletalifk'ilmetietin publishes' the following - coinintitiierition trim' Lines Mania°, of New York , with" the adviee for all persona to avoid painted palla.• A coat of varnish zon -the ontalde ill all the embelliihment we ever desire tO see on a "the oxide of lead with which pails are paititeil„is a o dnlgerous poison, and I know that it is productive of.evil in many, enses. P l . Bl week* , having to take a drink, of, writer from a painted pail.! whir h,hiol been in.use conyhjeed, by. the,tea.te._of the water, tlot ' it had taken ,op u portion 2if die paint, end! having aptly zed the water, 1 found it to: con,tain a very 'Blouse qnainity of it, enfhll niaut, liw.vever, if a large amount of -water were taken, to produce those fearful the 7 eases peculiar to lend pinioning." The •Deinetifaey' of er s—tir at leavt the biggest half of thetu:--are very intlig oat!! at Gait , , says • the Readieg JolOnid, lot signing the Auti-greg, which they any, is, more,Otle , t,polic than thel4,4itte Law, intinitely mute, ob, jeetinitable thou the Ale , nod Beer Houoe whieli die Governor still carrievim- Signed in his breeches pocies. 'rho Auti ,irlig'l3 is, it is eletrged, affeets only the poor druitkardti, while the rich linget !Peer , manufacturers nod• venders are specially favored by'llaving their •righe to make' druokardsprotected by his gxcelleney. AN HnNttMT Masi.—A worthy old den. con. Whii linthiutiplied tine Of the fatnilieit I in our city with hotter for y ears past, made I his'usual spring• visit, a row d..ya sittee,t with a box of fourteen pounds of haudsoine butter. The lady of the house was' glad! In gerthe, butter so pure and fresh. and re. I marked he could 'eall on her husband atoll get his pay. "But ma'am," said shall not hoed' tin` sett 'your husband-as MI the pay. as my'visit is one of conseienee.:-- 1 I found out a while since that my Steel yards, with which'l weighed all the hut , ter sold to you 'for years' past, give shim) weight, and, I have ieekoned the-loss to you tube fourteen .poutids ; and I have brought' you this, for the purpose of mak iv restitution at the earliest day." Bang ()URI Fort ConNB. Mr. eimper, in his .I)ietionary Sorgettr," - has . the follow ing itifallible cure for corns .• rake two rinnee.s of gusto. sininnniac. two ounces of yollow - wax, and • six drzieltins of verdigris, melt them, ingethor, and *Tread the, composition on •solt leather ; tiut Away lug nithth of the corn es you can, then. apply the plnster, and renaw it everyfortnight till the corn, is. a "Annette, my dear, what country's aite . lo th eon' globe t" kilow. Kir." '••Well, now," continued the .perplettee teacher, "if I were to bare a hole thriiiigh the - earth, and you were' to go this end, where would you come out t" ..ail of the hole, sir," repliedi be pupil, With an air Of triuniph at having solved the great question; Devil), to a g oad maa. ia. but positing through• a dark entry. out of one little dusky room Ol Ids Father's house into . antoltsr that is fair and larga,,lightsotne and glorious, and divinely entertaining.— If a girl thinks more cif her lioels than, her hasd, , depend upon it, she will never summit to , Brame whitili "settle in the shoe, never - g et ohnve Lhem. Young gentlemen wilt ple.ise 'put , this down; • ."Nirlay• Mat yottget inarnuti-I",said a youncladv: the ottnir day, tit •a- tilehelor friend: have been Irving for the last ten years to 6ndsomr one who would be e nough to have me." was the reply. "I guess you hasn't been up our 'any," was the initiating rejoinder .-t- - Nuthing . begPti ereaidence sooner than punctuality. Isl'gthiek, fur well become. true foutiiiiine beauty. ad.nimpheity. • • Tobacco letnes put around the bold* of peach trees, just beneatlth the surfsoe•of the ground, t.re recommended as being preventive to'the worms that deetroy the tries by eating the bark. Dr. Adam Clark had a . perfect abhor rearm to both pork and tobacco. Ile ie re. ported to have said were . . to offer issoriGoe to the devil, it shonid be roasted pig muffed with tobacco." • ~• :~ ~. ~< ~:9 i{....-.,' : „ . .;.- . 41.;,1!... , 10-•... ~. ;' , ..':.r.ii:_-; •..i,;;;•.,,,f,.t.:.,.',;,,, TWO DOLLAUS,*,4S4OIA':f,:::I _2 -3, ' BoriAPARTEW Petornacir.- 7 1:10s, , learf from the life of the great .Nap.deon.: wilt be read with particular, interest ,at ilo,' nine.. flow near the truth was her • Out another occasion, hi said 'fr';o'. n 'Meat t—fitAlle course of a lew . _ ". Ma_ will have. Consunitinople. greatest-tue part o. rurkey, and .all Greece.. This I hold to be as certain as if it hid already taken piece. Almost all the cttjolin And flattering which Alt.xander practised to.. His ete,•das gain ety assent' tOttfreitt , would not cm - no:tit, foresee... that the .equilibiiuM of Europe wow.," Fbe destroyed.. nature, course . tbinge,:in a lew 'yeare,. Turkey mast fall li, Russia. 'rho greatest part of hek elation are Greeks, who, you obey "ffiniy,'. The powers it winibi, in.,. jure, and who could oppoSe lam ranee, Prussia and Austria. -,Nows , • tin lo'Austria; it will be verriasy for -Rua.. ilia to engage her assist nee by giving her Servia and other provinpee bordering on" ibe AttelriatEdontinione,reartiing Colittantmole. The only 'hyrothMtii [ that Englan dand FranCe 'that eser'be iI • sincerity, will, he in,order Io pre vent this. But even, ibis ailianee .wculd • 1101, avail. France, England and Prussia united,. cannot prevent it. . Bettina , g o d ' Austria can at any time effect•it.' " Once mistress of Constantinople. R. sUi,gete all the commerce id the' flieditt4., rsnerin, becomes a great n`val,pnwee.siot , t God knows what may happen.- Sl guar,. , role with you, msrrhes off to India army of seven ty • thousand good :addiere a '. whicirto Russia is not big, and' aliundri.d" thousand Canaille; Cossacks-and othelm. and England losis Above all oil, er Dowers Russia is itioeftts''liii OprFic:' especially you. tier !Aliens are. braver than the she., has .the : power of raising as,mutly es she pleases, • In bravery. the French and Eitglislrioll. titers are the only ones to be conipaiedlo All this I foresim.', I 'gee info ftituritY 'further than others. and I wanted to mar jab a barrier against those barbarian*. by • re-establishing the kingdom of Ptilandt and potting Pimintowski et 'the lived of h es king. hit your imbeciles of—Minister*. would not consent; a hundred years heflres I shall be applauded. (eutteneet.) and rope. espreiallv England, will lament that .• did not succeed; when they see the finest... • , countries in Europe overrotne aunt a prey M these nortloirn hartatrisns, they Wi!ls*S'r • ".11 1 iipolewittaik right !" SINGULAR entot.—We learn' (rein' a ' g e ntl e m a n ibis murnibg a very: " singular ease of what Was suppusei to he hy'drisphis; bia, which occurred in Little- York' , in this county. A married multi (We mild' nut learn his name,) a ; resident of the' 'plar'e specified, was bitten; a'short time ago;* by .8 large mud dog. The wound ' being - alight, was not cousichned worthy 'of par: ticular notiee, and , it soon heated t the circumstance -was forgnitara: A ;few days ago; while 'in; the roonfirith' -Ids - -; - wife,'he felt rather strangely and' seemed inclined-to bite and gm te his met!! withal! the power he possessed: 2He ;'caked` big • wife to hand him a. piece of • sole Jesther, which bring complied ' with. he' bit ft through in ` several pia es; acid Ontintird biting,Mitil it was clewed to :piecea, ~ tie tb6 requested her 'to hand him a chip, , which he also tore to splinters , with liar .;: teeth'. 'At tliis phut' he Was seized_ with very strange and' wild ectistitiiine, and' he toll his wife she had honer leave the room, as he Was fearlid lie might coinniii : seme peisonsf.siolence. She did 'ttrii immediate. ly, end locked the door. He tied to get, out ; but . finditig the door locked. went to the witid,oW, which Was in the accond.oi third *tiny of the house and jUntpsd - ont., , perfectly crazy mid ra4ing, as is supposed, with hydrophobia. He rao:Seaeral roilss before he was overtaken, screaming and crwiug with the must intense agony. Ale was finally secured and brought hark, and is now under the medical .ftwe of I.e. Fevre. At times lie is perJectly rational, when he refuses to be' tied, • When, the strange feelings (mate upon him he fives Donee, sod is properly secured. -This is certainly a very strange- case.s—Daytte Empire. June 24. Lt!Aim° Vitsease..—g,eurresplufffll of the Dollar Newspaper says wlfhe cheapest mode of making, villein is, to mix tive quarts of warn& reimmiuse with two , quarts of (Irlesna Alolameklint four quartsuf yeast. Ina fereweelhe yea will have the but vinegar von ever teat. td.". , • - - • alloonvol.-411 the Deinofralit„ niiii3lootioge in Si: t*l4nunsi,,,c*.. Thowis U. Ben* WO 0f601104 fr, re:aliatioit to Cingirigur • 1 1•• vole, having tomoiroi) 4 .110vPPO;;'1„ p;Bisir, gruimme ' „.. A,J4,44 codniow. tot, aim of a • • • •, - • .~., ~ r. a~ 5 . ,k '1t'' , ..,..,e.ii),1';'.i , ; 7‘,i: M=Rl