TUB PDFDIiB OB BED, “ JT CHAKU9 P. BHfEAS. /; o( Yout eml'B (5r l*U *■><! •>«>»Wy*<' '!«•■' I> T' 1 T know a poor, bat ft"w'otfEy jfptrtE, " Whow hopes <£ JMMTJrutb; Hut rbo maiden will break her tow witli ., yor’a wtooer cotikethv whose dbdioswi ftw! 1 - A hpUowhatrfmniaa empty, head-- ... T A Uce woll fingwl with the braivfr red—<: ~. 1/ A *ml well framed Ih VilWiiy’k school, \ Dinjci}ahd dofldw. dollars aUd dimes I •; Aa empty poctet H the wofsl of t lifiea; ’ ‘ • "• * T ItnOw a'boHf anil an boncsf uata. > • ; mo strives to live on the CHRISTIAN •I’LAN'I ButpweUii,udpoer-f*<—•*' A scorned and a hated wretch fc ho— , At ttiaf hi m<g*& p'§f*rt6Xpto; f?; ‘! '? i Abroad ho leadethTiTßper*? llfeT- ddd* •' .\ f Whpbow \ i . Himes and dollars, dollars pod dimes ( . An empty pocket ’stile' Worn of cflm& I*o pntyo wealth, no matter,how I ••No questions askted M of tne rfch, ItroWl Siml by night and steal by day, ( Doing it all in a legal v»y f ) t . •. Join the ihorchnnaTicvcr rortdkd Hdr; ]A-am to cant and iasa)|)yoar Makar; 1 1* 1 hypocrite, liar, koavo or fool, Hal don't be POOH I—Remember the rule: Dlmfes dad dMJftrt, dollars Add dimes! An empty pockft • s the wont of crimes! & Capital Stotp. BASHFUL LOYEEg. Julia Watson was not only a beautiful girt, with dark brown hair thal would curl in spile oi a comb and brush, bright (lashing eyes ilial had concealed in their deplhs a world of mischief, and plurrfp cherry lips that seemed made for lemplalion—but she was the only child o( a wealthy farmer—a combination of charms which is seldom found, even in this country. She was the toast of the gallants tar and near, many of whom had made des perate efforts to secure the prize, but so far in vain. Strange to say of one in her situa tion —it was so different from our usual ob servation —she was neither haughty nor co nuetish; she was no shield of cold disdain to repel approaches, nor did she invite Ihe at tention of suitors, only to triumph in their rneclion. She was food of lun and frolic, ful. of such innocent mischiefs as are merely provocative of good-humored gaiety but sue never trilled with honest affection. Her nnsuccessiul admirers, with a single excep tion. were ever warmest in her praise—a tribute to her character worth' volumes of panegyric The exception was a dandyish fortune li'inler, who was willing to lake the cffarm* mg girl as an incumbrance upon her father’s uroad acres, and who fancied that the wordy cloud of incense he poured forth at her feet, would hide his selfish design : his discom fiiure when he saw the thin disguise was pen etrated, vented itself in a volley of abuse, which served to mike its author more ridic ulous Julia was two years beyond her teens, and still bloomed—an unplucked flower—in her lather s dwelling. In answer to all raillery on the subject, she declared her Intention of clinging lo that respectable sisterhood, yclept old maids; and the assertion was, of course, alwavs received with a smile of incredulity. There lived in the neighborhood a young larmer whose parents were both dead, and who kept open the parental mansion,through me assistance of an antiquated colored do mestic, heir loom in the family. After re ceiving in his boyhood all the polish which could be bestowed upon a rising genius in the village school, he had gone lo nature in the field : in olher words, his active youth had been passed in the cultivation of the soil, and sturdy manhood, a noble specimen of what industry, self-ieliance, honesty towards men, and reverence towards God, can pro duce oul of our fallen hummnv. Ills face was embrowned by many a harvest sun, but n sd'i wore that genial smile so attractive lo children, which no hypocrisy can imitate. — Ilis hand was hard, but it was ever open to me poor: and the desolate stranger, or the afflicted neighbor who soughi his grasp, loved iis very roughness, and it was such a strong hand to cling lo William Farrington had reached his twen tv.fifth year, and was still unmarried. Many an aspiring damsel had “set her cap” for Dim, but he refused to he caught; at last, by common consent of all the gossips of the place, he had been e'ecled a suitable bride groom for our heroine. Had his kind friends wno thus voted him n bride, known how ar denitv he loved the object of I heir choice, ihev would have wondered slijl more at his nroiongec bachelorship. The truiji was, Wuuam could not summon courage enough to declare his love. Although he had no skill in the polished small talk of drawing rooms, he could still appear in society to very pood advantage, save when in company with the girl he loved. Then his presence oi mind always forsook him; his strikingly handsome figure became by its carriage rude and clumsy ; his two hands seemed one 100 many, and his longue lost the power of ut terance Julia was not insensible to the attachment she had inspued, nor lo the diffidence which stood in the way of its declaration. Through all the granite, she had the good sense lo dis cover the heart of gold ; but a certain maid enly modesty prevented her from making any aovances to remove the difficulty. Besides; lucre was plenty of lime, and she had full faith in her faiher’s oft-quoted maxim, “wher tver there's a will there's a wav.” William, on his part, made many desper oie resolves, but they failed upon trial. He nao essayed writing, but he never could gel "10 secret of his heart even to paper, and never got beyond a few broken sentences'.— Often after the labors of the day were over, no had gone to seek an interview, but his courage always failed him at (he last mo ment, and he would hastily retrace his steps, or if discovered by the family, feign some other errand. At length he resolved to teal his courage by daylight, and accordingly to wards (he close of a fine afternoon, he found himself before the door. He lifted up the knocker, (his heart meanwhile pounding a scries of double , knocks against his waist coat,) and let It tall again upon the brazen kail. It was a modest appeal Tor admission, •mi to him seemed louder than a stroke of 'ke church bell, and he Would fairly have mn away, had he not heard oppronohiug footsteps. Julia herself came to admit him, and the slight blush upon her cheek, as she c ncot|niorec| tho unexpected visitor, rendered IT sSi !>£!& 'sW :'ff — .ixiJSto. tiKt 1 • ,«|l r:l*i v >Bß'® ;-£BJ t fo7/ .ilfl n s^»Tl? r oilj *y Bbi;jb7 I(MsQ) VuJSM^K ,Moß'rf?Mw,i|mi oaacMMm oSsim mn» i) *<!***& tUi-«wd»rf <>Wsb«naV&pfc,. 1 u>li li Unfl>*ll bnw yfWirrwmftih Jiuiointi* molt I ftvt (ciffu .If.. 1. .IUI r nvifl tu) iw vru- lOii.t WEiISBOROi d n -.II’-" 'W’/fj,.., ' .floufaly charming in,hip ?yes, . . .'/f-Good afternoon,• Mr.jFatHnglomf paid she, style ,pf.r New, England greeting for Ibis, hour, of theday. “Will you.waljtin.J” v ; .. ~ “Very ffieVi.l; ,l)ipnk,ycuj t ”.he replied, In answer to,po ", imaginary, Question, {fprin. his had uttered,), and . followed her late the hoq?e. J4n look his seat upon the settee, and at tempted. so,pi§ .preliminary, conversation, bu) his, words clpng t,o his heart like a hook in the mouih'of a fish, and ho delivered them gaspingly,.; ; , . . “Miss Jul—-hem—Miss VVatson may I—a —is your laiher at home 1” He koevy this was ap inglorious conclu sion for such a spasmodic effort, but he seized it as a drowning man would catch a si raw.. “Yes, faiher is about home; shall I call him?" she replied, half raising from her seat. “No!” he said, with startled energy then fi ighlened at his impetuosity,, added — “that is—l would—hope he is well.” It was evident he was not “gelling on,” and here he came lo a dead halt. She saw that he had some communication of impor tance to make, and her heart whispered the secret in advance; instead, therefore, of coming to his relief by turning the .conver sation into a smoother channel, she left him to flounder on among the breakers. Me tried lo think of one of the many speeches he bad conned for the occasion, but they were all mixed in his memory, a mass of tangled words, and ho could not catch the end of the skein. Mis color came and went, varying almost with each breath, and the moment of silence which ensued, seemed lo him an oge of suffering. Growing desperate, he began again ; “Miss Watson—l have called to say—to ask—to do —de—in short, lo tell you hqw much I love you!" The effort was too much, and the strong mao, who would have sat un der the surgeon’s knife without blanching, fainted outright and sank upon the cushions. Julia had watched his varying hue, but had not aniicipaled this sudden catastrophe. With admirable presence of mind she/an to the mamel, whore upon a narrow shelf had stood, from time immemorial, a bottle of camphor spirits—the universal remedy for syncope. Now it happened that farmer Watson, like many other hard-working men, whose sin ews have been over strained, was troubled with a rheumatic shoulder, and had procuied a bottle of liniment to be used as a molify mg embrocation. This bottle had for the moment, usurped the place of the aromatic solution, and was mistaken for it on this oc casion. With her eyes fixed on the pallid face of her lover, the frighicncd girl hastily drew ihe cork from Ifle bottle, and pouring some of the liquid into her hand, spread it upon his forehead. Whether it was the odor of the fragrant compound, or the thrilling touch of the trem ulous hand, which brought the young man to consciousness, 1 cannot tell, but be immedi ately revived. The world may laugh, as it will, at such timidry, and rail at my hero as a country clown, but I am sure the sensible girl, now many years a happy wifu, would not have exchanged the purity and freshness of the heart, thus struggling (o lay itself at her feet, for all (he ease of a hackneyed lover, who can discourse eloquently of a passion, wiih the fluency of one who has nothing at stake. "Do tell me," said a city visitor to her on one occasion, “if the report-was true, that your husband fainted away while making his declaration.” “Yes,” she replied, with a quiet smile, "I believe T must confirm the story, and I have a fancy,” she added, thoughtfully, "that timidity in a lover, is in general, a sign of innocence, and 1 cannot help thinking that when a man is fluent in love making, either his heart is not in it, or he has had 100 much experience in the art.’’ Flowers. —How the universal heart of man blesses flowers'! They are wreathed round the cradle, the marriage altar and the tomb. The Persian in the for east deligh's in their perfume, and wri’es his love in nose gays, while the Indian child of the far west clasps his hands with glee as he gathers the abundant blossoms—the illuminated Scripture of the prairies. The Cupid of the ancient Hindoos tipped his arrows wiih flowers, and orange flowers are a bridal crown with us, a nation of yesterday! Flowers garlanded the Grecian altar, and hung in votive wreaths before the Christian shrine. All these are appropriate uses. Flowers should deck the brow of the youthful bride, for they are in ihemsehreh a lovdy type of marriage. They should twine round the tomb, for their per petually renewing beauty is a symbbFof the resurrection. They should festoon the altar, for their fra grance and their beauty ascend in perpetual worship before the Most High.— Mts.Child, Goon,—An old farmer who feared neither God’nor man, had hired a devout negro, and io gel some Sunday work out of him lie would'always plan a work of “necessity” on Saturday! and on Sunday Would piit thflt point to "the mart’s conscience. One morn ing old Sa'rftho proved refractory, he Would work KoVffoib on Sundayi. The master fiiep argtied that it was "h chair of necessity and mercy ; that the Scriptures allowed apian tb get his ox out. of o pti on Ihb Sabbaih dk'y." l< Ycs, massa,” replied the black, “but not; if bo spend Saturday .in digging tho pit for dat very purpose!” u ,*«m. ) ibmone sio»Mi, ;;■}■.■» -li! TOqK"!i:.i-,o 1 „ e ;„ V „j .pj^vU ■ -.-•'d 3 t . >ll it. V-an .11 rto tt.u. 11 :,i isfii-,,, io r„.i !;„) i,..:,,-.., , <M i i THKIAOITATIO.It :0P TfIOfcSHTJS' *p.vw,BDo«. M .i<l < . tffiS _ _. **■ ii, 11. . .j. . i . .. . . ! «S?» * WOM WB. ajj—-^=====i=i=— " ~' -tlt'VtrVTl l " 1, ,w l " 1 ' : Itlbtiie-i-r't.-r'vt a f« 1 " ™ ’THE JifY'rHICI 'gEA/ " - .tA *u-j\ *<••** I *i btv j:< < r ? | Pdrtifcds tHefe has existed a myth con-! &^g‘ P « ase>H':;H#e iftTres! whose waters held, a jjffe and music all Its, own. -, . The Scandinavians;) remember. the! myth, apd to this day in Sweden anV Nor tvay and the Northern Islands‘ the treat’mi known see has : iepersiujous mind.' ~To ,us» wjtq reasotv.so .philosophically, that nothing is hidden j: it was not deemed probable that each, a. body of water did dr coutd' exist; and thoiigh ihany £av(gtitqrsßeeled (heir belief, in, ibe.nqyih, it has not had sufficient data to claim alien lion. A few minds, keen from observation and Sagacious from nature still, clung to the aocieiit story and suffered if hot .to <jie,— One of these minds was Dr. Kane, who (iow returns home with tidings that the lost sea is Ibund I , Our readers doubtless pursued the narra tive of the Kane Expedition with a breath less attention, and from it learned that the intrepid navagntor left his vessel fast in the almost impenetrable mountains of ice in lati tude 78 deg. 45 1 north, pushing his way in sledges and on foot to latitude 82? 30' where he stood upon the shores of, to his eyes a limitless pea. Three thousand square miles did hp scan with eyes and glass, and yet qo bounds to that expanse of water werp found; for fifty-two hours did a heavy gale from the north heave up- the heavy surf, and yet it brought down not a panicle of ice—showing that around the polo all was ocean life in stead of frigid death. Thus was the veil penetrated; surprise seized upon the philo sophical speculator, and now the world is busy at the resolution of this wonderful prob lem of a Northern’Sea. Ist. The doctor represenls those waters as limpid as any summer sea. By what pro cess in Nature can that high latitude so mod ify the temperature of the air as to leave the sea unfrozen I Where the Doctor wintered the thermometer often stood at 60° below zero, and yet in a still more notherly clime there is a sea which is never frozen. Sci ence stands slupified, for all its axioms are repudiated and new laws are needed to rec oncile the facts to theory. 2d, Bird and fish life is there existent in the utmost profusion. There the awk and eider duck range io unlimited freedom, while whales and walrus sport in such herds as make the waters swarm with their huge mer- : rimenl. Can thebe ell live wiihoiit proper food 7 Does the duck infest these regions without its berries and grasses and bulbs for sustenance 1 Here, then, is another query for the speculator to answer and the mystery of the Northern Sea grows more and more exciting. 1 Over the grand ice barrier which Dr. Kane passed was a new land, and he called it Washington, giving names also to the bays and capes. Beyond this is that sea, and that sea bathes the intangible North Pole— it hold the mystery of the Northern Lights in its keeping—it keeps the secrets of its own life within its bosom; will man ever solve that secret, and open up that unknown world 1 We shall patiently await in hope; for, in our minds, is a vague thought floating that the sea which whirls around the pole of this earth holds in its keeping the key to a thousand mysteries, and we have faith to think that in our years—should they be three score or more—that mythic sea shall give up its long kept secret. —Sandusky Register. Examination or Attorneys. —The fo|. lowing examination of a certain candidate for admission to the bar, taken from a west ern law journal, is decidedly a good one.— The examiner commences with— “Do you smoko 1” . “I do sir.” 1 “Have you a spare cigar ?" “Yes sir.’* (Extending a short six.) “Now, sir, what is the first duty of a law yer ?” “To collect fees.” “What is the second ?” “To increase the number of his clients." “When does your position towards your client change?” “When making a bill of costb.” “Explain." “When they occupy the antagonist’s posi tion, I assume the character of pliantiff, and they defendant.’’ “A suit decided, how do you stand with the lawyer conducting the other side?” “Cheek by jowl," “Enough, sir,—you promise to become an ornament to your profession, and I wish you success. Now, you are awaremf the du'y you owe me.”i “I am, sir.V “Describe it;” “It is to incite you to diiuk.” “But suppose I decline ?” (Candidate scratching his head) - - - “There is no instance of this kind on rec ord in the books! I-can’t answer the ques tion. ” “You are right, and the confidence with which you make (he assertion shows that you have read the law attentively. Let's have a drink and I will sign your certificate." In reply toja lady who thought there was no harm in bringing over a smalt'quWntlfy of lace, the Custom-house officersaid she'- muii ha*a been nivaW' that all things of foreign growth muir be paid' for, A wag who was standing by; famarkedji'ohi if-tha’tS thet'ase, Idm afraid'l shall have-to pay something for my boy,’ t "How sol”- was the qUeryof the ■ officer, r ; "Because;” replied the wag, "since he has been on the 1 continent he 'hits grown three incites,” ■ Jefctalfigahd ’ tBlbmsi‘lrft(SSi! ’a 11 bd rfil re 1 n dpW isdj -drd Tint n 3 to" Bemoki! -morfesl-’ited jWi'ewtiS Hot ka wise’''oad‘gM.l Sirlsaac Nekton wasonedfihqid gffett’j a'A’d, at (Kft’ifiiritfiHrijß^ib'aest 'Mtji: 'Whenij'(ityie; toy ht sch'Oof.-'lie Burprised by ihb : cd'rious liiifb Wbich h'e mbde wiihi his own hands. He had a nUmber of kaiWi,! HalchetsJ hdromers aOH other tools, wbioW he' used vefy Skillfully. A wind rriill being dot. op hear 1 the'plqce where he lived 1 , he freqtleh't-i ly weht to lookat it; add pried into every| part of it, till hV feed me thoroOghly led with it, and 'ffie w'ay in which«it, moved.} tie ihehbbgan with his knife, and 3aws,;apd' hammer,hud made a small windmill, exactly like the large.one; it was a very neat end .curiotis piece of workmanship. He some times set it on the house-top, that' the wind might 1 turn it- round. He also contrived to cause a mouse to turn his mill. This little animal being put inside a hollow wheel, its endeavors’tb I 'get forward turned the wheel and set the (hachinery irt motion. There wOs alsii scald porn placed about the wheel, and when the mouse tried to get at the corn it made the wheel go round. Having got an bid box from a friend, Isaac made it into a water clock—that is a clock driven by' it small fall of Water. It is very much like our Lemmon clocks, and about four feet high. At the lop was a dial plate, with figure? of the hours. The hour hand was turned by a piece of wood, which either fell or rose by whiter dropping upon it. This stood in the room where he lay, and he look care, every morning, to supply it with plenty of water.. It pointed out the hour so well, that the peo ple of the house would go to see what was the hour by it. It was kept in the house as a curiosity long alter Isaac went to col lege, The room m which he lodged was full of drawings of birds, beasts, men, ships, and mathematical figures, all neatly made upon the wall with charcoal. When Isaac grew a little older, and went to college, he had a great desire to know something about the air, the water, the tides and the sun, moon and stars. One day when be was sitting alone in his garden, an apple happened to full to the gruuud. He then begun to ask himself, What is tie cause of the apple fulling down? Is it from some power or force in the apple itself, or is the power in .the earth, which draws the apple down? When he hud long thought about this subject, lie found out that it was the earih. tliat attracted or drew the apple down, ana that this power ot attraction' is one of the laws of nature. By it, loose objects are retained upon the surface of the earth, instead of Hying abroad through space You have learned that this earth is a globe, which turns over, day after day. It is attrac tion, which gives weight la objects; hence it is sometimes called gravitation, which means nearly the same thing as weight. Isaac Newton also discovered that all objects what ever have an attraction for each other, artd always in proportion to theirsizeand the dis tance at which they are placed. Thus the moon, though a largo globe, is under the at traction of the earth, and the planets are un der the attraction of the sun. And it is by attraction they are all made to keep their pro per distances from one ono'her. These dis coveries were justly considered as the most important ever made; and for h ; s having made them, reflecting men will ever venerate the name of Newton, He was also the first who showed that every ray of light from, (he sun consists of several different colors ; and he made known many other curious and won derful things which were never known before. He was of a mild and equal temper, and was seldom or never seen in a passion. He had a little dog which he called Diamond. Ho was one d ty called out of his study, where all his papers and writings were lying upon a table. His dog Diamond, happened to jump upon the table, and overturned a light ed candle, which set fire to all his papers, and consumed them in a few moments. In this way Newton loel the labor of many yeais. But when he came into the study, and saw what had happened, he did not strike the little dog, but only said, “Ah, Diamond, Diamond I thou little knowest the mischief thou has done!’’ Though Isaac Newton was a very wise and learned man, he was nut proud of his learning, but was very meek and humble. He was' kind to alj, even to the poorest aad meanest man. Though he was wiser than most other men, yet he said, a little before, he died, that all his knowledge was as nothing when compared with what he had yet to I am. He was sometimes so much engaged in think ing, that his dinner was often three hours before he could be brought to the table. He died in the year 1737, at the age of eighty five. Blind People.— Sianly, ibe organist, and many blind musicians, have been (.tie best musicians of (heir lime ; and a school-mis tress in England could discover that,-two .boys were playing in a distant corner of ~the room.instead of studying, although a person using his eyes could not detect the. slightest sound. Prof, Sanderson, who was blind, could, in a ; moment, tell how many persons were in a mixed company, and of each sex. .'A-blind French lady could donee in a figure dance, sew, and thread her - own needle. A blindman inDdrbysbire,'England has aclu -ally been' a' surveyor and planner of roads,- his ear guiding him to the distance as acctir atefy <is the eye of others-; and Ihd late" Jus tice Fielding; who wild blind, on walhihginto a room fot iho first time; after spfedkiftg’a feiv wbrrf9,sald “this/room is about twenty rCet eighteen wide, and twelve'‘high,” ‘all of which w’aarevetiled to firm with netd- 1 racy through the mediate of his edr, I k .J 1 ’ a. (inaii IhJc 1 oi tnl \ n. i&Uthn* •coiJo»!te ■natoi a) votiliM aii) ol baeicn!>i>i ail .tff-g? ,C£ nwit. .animalf dTUulli Lu,iibUdi¥» UlIUjiU TO THE LADIES. •-* Xftjfeflft our compliments ana respectful animations. May ai itahaU cpit ;di|ce’(p and.idvßHfßke;' i Tho ladies perceive that we have laid oside tlid 'well wprp; whfcft we.lail.Jiad ,lhe honor Of'djjpebrirtc before them, and have assumed, «^,dreii«^'Miick r .wa J acuBt t .they* will think . mote becoming. .Without the nppro batiooioF.ilieifairer.;partcfofeaiion,fevr pe riodicals could .exist, and we are sure that ourp is ( npt ope of the.Tew N 9? people we mean the ladiea.fprilia they who do the chief part of-Ihe nation's reading? the ruder sex being absdrbhd in providing the meani of ieiidihgarid living. 'Wff desire to be welcome in'Viiir' ftrdekiy’Vfs'ft’to the homes where la dies exercise their gentle sway, and practice coruinually-the art of making others happy. And we found- pur hopes of. welcome’ solely on.our repplve to do.all that in us lies, to aid them in their sweet vocation; We.shall not attempt to amuse them_,with. idle tales, por flatter them with so(V Speeches ; to cheer, to instruct, to emiglitep, shall be at least our aim. . , Women have -a-far deeper perso/mf inte rest in the prevnleiicoof truth andvirlue than men. Civilization finds woman a household drudge, and piak.es. her a household queen ; finds'her'man’s slave, makes her his pride and providenceand each new advance that is made toward perfect civilization assigns to men nobler tasks, but confers on woman high er ( dignilies and more refined delights. If therefore, we do aught for .the progress of the race, We do more for woman than for man. In preparing bur sheet for publication, we keep constantly in mind the wants and needs of American women, and whatever we find in the intelligence of the day, or in passing literature, or. in our minds that we think would interest them, is sure to find a place in Life Illustrated, . It is a pleasure for us to think that among our subscribes are a large number of high-minded and intelligent wo men, whose approbation it is'an honor and a help to hare. We have been good friends hitherto. May we be belter friends in future. —Life Illustrated. A New Disease. —During the last cholera season, a ndwly caught Dutchman made his advent in the ‘city'of Now Orleans, and set Ibrlh'lfi qdeM of a boarding house. He in quired of ibe'firsi dne hesaw, if they had the cholera in thehbbseT The reply was “res,” and Dulchy “moved his boots.” He asked the same question and received the same answer of three or four others. Finally he found a landlord who assured him that he had no cholera in his house, and there the Dutch man concluded to tarry a while. Tho landlord was a pious man, and always had family-worship before separating for the night. According, to the custom, therefore, the family assembled for prayer. During the progress of the exercise, the pater familiat groaned, and up popped Dulchy, with— “Oh, Lordlwdl ish ter matter?" “Nothing,” said the host, and the Scrip tures went on. in a short lime the landlord groaned again ; and again Dutch)’ started up, with eyes like saucers, saying— “Oh, mine Got! dare is something the miner'mil you.” “Not 1 ’ said-the landlord, adding by way of quieting the Dutchman, ,‘t’m a Methodist, and it is the habit of the most of the mem hers of the church togroan during religious service.” Up jurttped Dutchy'wiih his hat arid bag gage, add scuds' along the street at a pace that would shame a 2.40 racer. Seeing a physician’s sign, he called a halt and told the Doctor to run quick to No. 8, street. “ What’s the mailer there,” says the doctor, “Have they got the cholera ?'* “No, but mine Got in Himmil! da has got the metloiis— more worse as der golera, and der landlord vill die mil it pcfore you kits dare if you don’t run quick. I ’, A CoaiosiTx. —We stw on Wednesday, with a great deal.of wonder, at the store of Mr. AV. T. Cannot), a couple of bottles, eaph of which-would hold over a quart, and in one of which was a saw mill in operation, Both mills were moved by a crank in Ibo neck of each bottle. The bottles and ma chinery are in the possession of Mr. A. 11. Buckingham, who is in .the employ of Mr. Cnhndh; ' Mr. B. says the machinery was built Within their covering about 35 years ago, by a person then a resident nf New York State, bill now deceased. He did it on a wagbr" of $5,005, which he won in less than three years, which was the time allowed for' the work. It has'been suggested that (he glass mtist have been blown over the ma chinery' ; bul it is alSo said that such’ a thing would be imp.pssible with such kind of bottles. They arq filled full of the machinery, which is braced, nnd rJ pinned, and olherwife made .strong. There arq cog-wheels, The neck of each tqtili? js fillc'd w i|,K a plug ? which is keyed close ( up, to (lie neck. The of getting, jn ihe, key l(l wheh there is hardly room between (he , p)qg,AU.d 'the neck of the bottle to get,in a ioo.UargQ.aq ; a. shingle.nail, is.as great Many the ingenious affair.j- .T.heaq..curiosities, m»y ,bo seen, by anybody, days, without any -charge of cautsOipriVeic .Haven. Paladiwn. •JmAw-exceedingly 101 l gentleman was walk ing #iihm very >shori friend'in’the middl of w-fiesvy shower. when -the Jailer observed; ■ “Bill,'ain't it coming down ?" 1 '' ■ Bill-, 1 lifting his -shoulders- stift. higher, an '-awfersd,'“l don't ' know- how it may be -wiih yoUj buVrt Id wining awfully tip hore,” eommunftaHonfl, ®MA.C3H.E® , n .-Ifpi T???kw[i»fi OHiDlyiConvfinednbthSAcaiikmyrm tCoord*- Tmoeiwkhdb® o«U*|(Mh* GoltShpermttodehf.. .lhwfcfirJWs»«P m : Isk Hu* mswhiwVwlsWw*. . After listening to a ahort.lecture upon .the bMI method of teachiog, &c., the Institute ad*, jourhdd till Tuddffy • '' '■ ' *6..';. -.;.; v Institute met' pursuant to adjournment. Alfidf listening' lecture^. iippb ‘the .best meihod bfanchea m.oprt^mmflli 1 ■s r i* •, t,. On - motion v the.- folio wing, .named- persona were appointed; a Committee to draft'rule* &c.j for’a 1 nwre'permdnehl orgam'zatioD i ■ ’ L.CAtKtsj' G'.'STtjß. SAtiy LocpE. ‘.j;,, . r On motion thb Institute adjourned to meet in'the-evfening. at tkeGdUrlHouse to listen to> a, lecture upon Phisioloey, and Hygiene.by- Dr. C. Cbtier. * THIRD DAY, Hov. 8i Institute balled .to order by Supl., the Corq. appointed to draft rules, drc., submitted the following report, whteh waft adopted: VVellsboko,’ Pa. Nov. Bth 1855. Yonr Committee appointed fordrafting miss for a more permanent .organization of i Teacher’s Institute,' respectfully report the following resolutions. Ist. Resolved. That we torni borselVes into p Teachers’ Institute. 3d. Resolved , That a President be appointed- tb. preside over the meetings of this Institute, and at tend upon the duties pe'rUinibg to that office. 3d. Revolved, Thal-a Vice President be appointed to discharge the duties of the President in his ab. sencc. 4Ui. Resolved, Thata Secretary be appointed to keep (be minutes of the Institute. sth. Rtnhtd, That a Corrhspandiag Secretary be appointed to carry on tbo correspondence of the Institute. Gib. Retoltti. That a Treasurer be appointed to take charge of the funds of the Institute. 71h. Retained. That a Committee of three be ap pointed in each township to attend to the interests of the Institute, solicit members &c. Blh. Resolved, That a Committe of three be ajp. painted to draft a Constitution and By LaWa to be submitted.to the Institute at its neat meeting. 9th. Resettled, That we govern ourselves by the foregoing resolutions, until a more permanent gov ernment can be organized. On motion the following officers were ap pointed : President, N. L. Reynolds ; Tice Presi dent, L. Gatlin ; Secretary, Mrs. Wealthy P. Richards ; Cor. Sec., I. D. Richards ; Treasurer, Mrs. Caroline Jackson. On motion, all the teachers whose names were on the Co. Supt’s foil, were admitted members of this Institute. On motion the fallowing persons were ap pointed a Committee to draft Constitution and By Laws, to be submitted to our next semi annual meeting: A. G. StunnocK, Eli Bacon, PL L. Rey nolds, T. Catlin, E. Lichknthalee, B. Cariel. On motion the following persons were ap pointed a Committee to draft Resolutions, Ate., to be submitted to this Institute I Prof. N. L. Reynolds, I. D. Richards, J. VV albridof., VV. F, Ricdards, E. Lich esthaler, E. L. Mack. On motion the following persons were ap. pointed a Commille to draft Resolutions on the death of Mr.'MEßßisf H, N. Williams, D. Bacon, E. Liciikjt thaler, E. Lowrey. Institute adjourned to meet in Court House to listen to a lecture from Dr. Cutter, upon the propriety of teaching physiology in our Common Schools. FOURTH DAY, Nov. 9 Institute called to order by Sup’t, after lis. lemng to a lecture upon the best method of teaching grammar from Prof.jJ, R. Gadt, of Philadelphia, and several lectures upon tho best method of governing schools, the Insti tute adjourned to meet in the evening to hear reports of Committees, Essays, &c. Institute met pursuant to adjournment, Vico Prest. in the chair. The Committee oh death of Mr. Mebris, submitted the follow ing report which was unanimously adopted. Whereat, it baa pleased God in his Divine Provi dence, to remove from tills world our beloved brother, teacher, and co-laborer in the great cause of ednea. linn: Wm. Mcrris, a person eminently qualified both in heart and mind for the high and responsible posi tion he has heUlin-lhis county, as an instructor of youth i being called away whilst faithfully perform ing his duty, endeavoring to lure tho youthful mind in the paths of truth and science, a virtuous citizen and an exemplary Christian, and desirous of expres sing our just appreciation of bis excellent qualifica tions as a teacher, and his true nobleness of charac ter as a man, and as a tribute to Ills memory, we offer the following resolutions i Resolved, That we as a Common brotherhood ex tend our sympathy to those bereaved scholars with whom he last labored and minglo our lours and join our sorrows with theirs. Resolved, That we as an Association, tender onr condolence tb the afflicted parents and relatives of the deceased, feeling that their lass is irreparable, and can only bo sustained "through a living hope of the resurrection.” Resolved, Thai ap wo deeply mourn Jna foss. we will in future bo more fuitbfui in the discharge of our duties us teachers. Resulted, That a copy of the aba?e be presented to the parents of Ike deceased, and also Wins school which is now In session. Essays were then read, one by each of the fillowing persons, J, Walbridge, A. G. Sturrock, Miss C. Spencer, Mrs. W. P. Richards, Miss Hutchinson and E. entiialkß. On motion the follomfing were appointed a biisin'essCommitiee, to fix the iime,jaind make other necessary arrangements far the nest semi-annual mooting: J. F. Calkins, I, D. Richards, R. Austin, W. F. Richards, E. L^MacW. On motion, D/' C. Cotter of Afass;, and Prof. J‘. R. Gaut oF Phila., were elected Honb ortry members of this Institute. The Colrhrriittro appointed to draft Resold' lions dec;, to be stibmitied to this Irisiiiuißj re< port 1 the following which were ofi rritftJon unanimously adopted. ‘ W/lireds, there Is great need of an increased in tcresliu the cause of common' school education, and Sigryat want of a proper estimation of its Importance, jand.aq evident deficiency in -the qualifications of teachers and management of School Directors fa ■ raiid out Gammon bchoola to the standard Which the ago demands, therefore, ■ - - - . Ist. Revived, That,all engaged,in the business of leaching should noasosg a pf moral and inlelleulinl culture. ri- .v : : 'nibt the ee\.,
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