TOLD BY THE MESS WAGS. 80KB GOOD BTOH.IES rOTJKD IW BU HCBOVS EXCHAlf GE3. iortr nnil rntlrnl-Tn o for n ainrirr Only n. Calf It Itleakra a Dlfforenro IN'ot ICxmtl). POCTOU AND IMTIKNT. In one of our lnrpo lowns a middle ncd individual, suflcrinar from indices tion and various other nilincntn, having leen advised to consult tho lendinff phv nici an of the localitv, was ushered into tho Inttcr's j'riviite room. When he had detailed the opmptoms of his malady, loss of appetite, Blecpless nights, and so fourth, "Ah," paid tho doctor, "I see how it is. You require plenty of air and exercise, but ve will soon brinp you round. Nothing go bad for the diges tion as sedentary habits, desk work, and that sort of thing. Yon must manage to walk as much and as often as your busi ness will allow. 15y the by, what is your business?" "Traveling peddler for the last five-and-twenty years," replied the patient. TWO FOR A QUARTER. Ho was smoking a fine, full-flavored Havana when ho met a friend. "Have a cigar?" he inquired, politely. "Thanks," said tho other, gratefully, taking and lighting tho proferrcd weed. After a few experimental puffs, how ever, the friend removed the cigar from his lips, and, looking at it doubtfully, said, with a very evident abatement of grati tude in his tone : "What do you pay for these cigars?" "Two for a quarter," replied the origi nal proprietor of both w eeds, taking his own cigar out of his mouth and looking at it with considerable satisfaction-' "this cost me twenty cents and that five." The conversation languished at this point. Pud: "only a calf.' Murphy heard cows in his orchard one night, and, slipping out the back way, appeared suddenly near the front steps, and yelled, " He-ah, Tige I He-ah, Tigel He-ah, Tige!" Just then a figuro rushed past, cleared two fences, and vanished in the gloom. " Take 'im, tako 'im !" screamed tho old man; but his daughter Miranda, who had unaccountably arrived on the scene, secured the dog by the collar and refused to let go. " What ye doin'," yelled the old man, " don't ye know them cows have been in here three or four times !" "Oh, pa," was the answer, "but this was only a calf." The old man was pacified.but Adolphus, who was standing out in tho road wait ing for developments, wasn't; and Miranda will never understand the cold ness that has sprung up between them. Peri's Sun. IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. "So you have been fighting again on your way home from school ?" "Y-yes, sir." "Didn't I tell you that this sort of business had got to stop?" "Yes, pa, but" "No excuses, sir! You probably pro voked the quarrel !" "Oh, no! nol He called me names!" "Names? What of it? When a boy calls you names walk along about your business. Take off that coat." "But he didn't call me names!" "Oh, he didn't? Take oil that vestl" "When he called me the names I never looked at him, but when he pitched into you, I I had to fight." "What! Did he call me names?" "Lots of 'em, father! He said you lied to your constituents, and went back on the caucus and had !" i' "William, put on your coat and vest, and here's a nickel to buy peanuts! I don't want you to come up a slugger, and I wish you to stand well with your teacher, but if you can lick that boy who says I ever bolted a regular nomination or went back on my end of the ward, don't be afraid to sail in !" Detroit Free Iress. NOT EXACTING. "One word," she said, "before we part," and her bright eyes glowed in the mellow light of tho turned-down lamp, "are you sincere?" "I am sincere," he replied, in tones whose truthfulness could not be doubted by any one, save the most confirmed pes simist. "Then you cannot give me a palace by Lake Como?" and she looked into his eyes as if she would read his inmost soul. "I cannot," he answered. "Not even a brown-stone front?'' "No." There was a wonderful firm ness, a don't-you-forget-it-ness in the tone in which this momentous monosyl lable was spoken. "Not even a cottage in the suburbs?" "Not even that, darling." There was an anguihh in his accents that indicated a mind wholly given up to the gnawing inroads of a sharp-toot lied despair. "What can you offer me, then?" she asked; "what can you offer me as an in centive to induce me to become your bride?" "A share in seven dollars a week, with a prospect of a rise next spring." He said this with all tho deep conviction of a man who knows just how he stands. "It is sufficient," t,he said, with a radiant smile; "I am yours, Algernon. A half loaf is better than no bread." Fomercille Journal. scotch ii u.v on. The humor of some stories needs some little knowledge to appreheiyl the alto gether unconscious humor widen comes out from the narrator. It lias been said that of all the sciences, it is a. difficult task to make a Highlander comprehend the value of mineralogy; there is some sense in astronomy, it means the guid ance of the stars in aid of navigation; there is sense in chemistry, it is con nected with dveing and other arts; but "chopping off bit of the rocks," that is a mystery. A bhenheid was sitting in a Highland inn, uud he communicated to another his experiences with "one oi t lie ma a Englishmen." " There was one," said he, "who gave lue his bag to carry, Vy a thort cut across tU-hills to hi inii. vhile he took the itUf rind, hh! it wditddfullyhtuvy, j and when I pot out of his sight 1 de termined to sen what was in it, for I wondered at tho unco' weight of the thing; and man! it's no use for you to guess w hat was in that bag, forye'd ne'er find out. It was stanes." " Stanes P' said his companion, open ing his eyes, "stanes!" "Ay, just stanes. "Well, that beats all I ever knew or heard of them. And did you carry it!" "Carry it! Man, do ye think 1 was as mad as himself? Ka! nal I emptied them nil out, but I filled tho bug again from the cairn near the house, and I gave hira good measure for his money." And yet Hugh Miller was a Scotch- m an. . A good deal of the humor is just in tho shrewd simplicity of a reply. A London tourist met a young woman go ing to tho kirk, and, as was not unusual, she was carrying her boots in her hand and trudging along barefoot. "Mv girl," said he, "is it customary for all the people in these parts to go barefoot?" "Pairtly thev do." said the girl, "and pairtly they mind their own business." I he humor of the Scotchman does not always seem to wear the most amiable complexion. Someone remarked to an Aueruouian : "It s a line uav. "Fa's (who's) finding faut wi' the day?" was the not very civil reply. "Yo wad pick a quarrel wi' a steen (stone) wa !" ltxUm Uood. Tho ling and Iiottle Market Peddlers were emptying their carts of rags, old iron, and waste paper upon the floor of a junk shop in Mott street. The dealer, a Hebrew with bushy beard and sharp gray eyes, was raking the heaps over with n long hook. "What do vou get from this stuff?" we asked. "A comfortable living," he answered. "Fifteen grades of rags are sold to the paucr companies, at prices ranging from nail a cent to fourteen cents a pound, tho latter price being paid for tailors' clip pings from high-priced goods. Old soft wools sell for about the same, and all these are worked into shoddy. Satinet and cotton rags are worth trom half a cent to one cent n pound; old manillu rope is always in good demand at 1 J cents; tarred rope is a good thing, and when unravelled finds ready sale among shipbuilders, by whom it is used in calking seams of ves sels. Old newspapers and books are worth one cent, nnd common wrapping paper a holf cent. Pasteboard is of littlo value, but is sometimes taken at a quarter' cent. Trade in the old rag and paper line is slack at present. Tho old metal market, how ever, is always lively. Old copper is the best thing in that line, bringing from ten to twelve cents, and tho lowest price is paid for lead foil. Zinc is worth two and one-half cents; iron ranges from one-quarter to one cent, the former for old stove-pipe, burned grates, hoops, and similar articles, which form tho poorest grade of iron, and are worked up chiefly into nails. There is no demand . for scraps at present, though a few years ago quantities of sera) iron were manu factured into buttons. Old wire is worth nothing. Old boots and shoes used to be gathered, burned and crushed and the powder sold to spice mills to adulterate spices with. Peddlers now seldom take old leather of any descrip tion. Hones are taken with a view of disposing of them to dealers in fertili zers, llr.iss is worth, according to quality, from eight to twelve cents. There is sale for all descriptions of glass; common, such as is used for medicine and beer bottles, is rated at one-quarter cent ; fragments of French plate glass are worth the same; flint glass is the inost valuable, and' brings a half cent; patent medicine bottles with the pro prietor's name blown into them can be returned to the manufac tory, where they sometimes bring fifty 'cents a dozen": champagne and claret bottles are bought for a cent apiebe, and sold to restaurants to be refilled. Xcic Yuri Him. The Yegetnriim's Stumbling Block. There is one inherent weakness in the creed of vegetarians, and that is that they cannot get on without animal food namely, milk and eggs. l!ut milk can not be got without cows, and as the con sumption of milk may be expected to increase and is said as u matter of fact to increase where little or no other animal food is taken, the number of cows must be expected to increase under a vege tarian regimen. Hut then thee must also be calves, and then calves will grow up and become cows, and even bulls, and cover the whole surface of the globe in time, if they are not killed; but oik; of the great arguments of the vegetarianism is the cruelty of killing animals. Nobody, of course, desires that any animal shall be killed, hut with the minimum of cruelty, but it would seem that if the vegetarian yields on the subject of milk he must also yield on tho subject of killing animals: and if animals must be killed it is difficult to see why they should not be eaten, seeing that there is no doubt they make excellent food! Milk, therefore, seems to us to be the vegetarian's stumbling-block, and until he throws milk overboard vegetarianism lias little in it but a name. SUurduy Jlccuic. Where the Sun Jumps a Day. Chatham island, lying off the coast of New Zealand, in the South Pacilie ocean, is peculiarly situated, as it is one of tho habited points of the globe where the day of tho week changes. It is just in the line of demarkatiuu between dates. The high 13 on Sunday or noon ceases, and instantly Monday meridian begins. Sunday comes into a man's house on tho east t-ide and becomes Monday by tho time it passes out thu western door. A man sits dow n to his noonday dinner on Sunday, and it is Monday before ho fin ishes it. That Saturday is Sunday and Sunday is Monday, and Monday suddenly becomes transferred into Tuesday. It "is a good place for people who have lost much time, for by taking an early start they can always get u day ahead on Chatham island. It look philosopher and geo graphers a long time to settle the pu.z.lo of where Sunday noon ceased and where Monday began, w it h u man traveling west fifteen degrees an hour, or with the sun. It is hoped that the next English Arctic expedition will settle the other mooted quemon: -MHiete will one stop o paY-drf uurtUe.-.t eiiiiliiiuullv ji ' What Trains nre Worth. Jhi few persons, as they see oho of tho fast express trains flit by, Bre Rwfl.ro of tha value of such a train, says a Philadelphia paper. What is known as the royal lim ited express over the Pennsylvania toad, as tho train is ordinarily made up, repre sents over 130,000, ns follows; Engine, 112,000; bagg.tge-car, $1,200; smoking car, f,000; dining-room-car, $t3,000; fivo elegant Pulman cars, $19,000 each. $00,000. While- this may seem to be nn excepvion, the ordinary expresstrainsiep resent $S;!,000 to $85,000. The engine and tender, which are considered together, valued at $10,500; the baggage-car, $1, 000; the postal-car, $2,000; the smoking-car, $5,000; tws ordinary pas senger cars, .$10,000 each, and three palace cars, $15,000 each-total, $83,000. This is a low rather than an excessive estimate of one of the fast cx- 1)rcsses. Tho pnlaco cars, put dow n nt '10,000, are in many cases worth $18, 000, nnd some Pullman cars nre now run which cost in tho neighborhood of $30,000. It is stated trttit tho overago value of a freight train is still greater than a passenger train, when the rolling stock and value of property carried are included. Sometimes the freight on one of these through trains aggregates in value $250,000 to $300,000, and what is a littlo singular is the fact that the trains moving westward are more valuable than those moving eastward a large iter cent, of the west-bound business is merchandise or valuable ma chinery, while nearly lifty-livo per cent, of the east-bound business is grain, which is carried in a car costing $450, nnd the property (tarried will av erage $400 per car, so that the entire train of twenty-five cars, engine included are not worth over $34,000 to $35,000, while frequently ono car-load of mer chandise coming West will represent that value, and these palaces on wheels carry ing thousands of passengers and tho thousands of freight cars carrying mil lions of valuable property nre dependent for safety upon one man the engineer. There nre other men tho conductor, baggage-master, fireman, and thrco or four brakemen but tho hand upon tho lever nnd tho brain directing it l'ave an Immense responsibility. Preferred His Mhlstling. tYhcn Bouffo favored us with his com pany in the foyer of tho Varieties a rare occurrence he generally regaled us with some good story picked up in the course of his long theatrical life; nnd ouo of these, the last I ever heard from his lips, I distinctly remember. He was starring at Rouen, and on ono of his off nights strolled into tho threatre when Harold's Zampa was played. Among the actors was a new recruit, to whom, for some reason or other, the spectators had taken a strong dislike, and hissed him most unmercifully, until nt last tho poor fel low came forward and addressed tho au dience ns follow? : "Lndies and gentle men, I have a wife and three children, nnd, if I hnd been fortunate to please you, should have earned a yearly salary of l,800f., which would have sufficed for us all. I do not dispute your right to reject me, but although my singing has not satisfied you, perhaps my whistling may." Thereupon ho began to whistle a popular nir with such perfection that the wholo house was in raptures, nnd he was unanimously accepted on tho express condition that, whatever vocal parts might in future be assigned to him, he should whistle, instead of sing them. Longman? Magazine. Gene Never to Return. Gardiner, Me. Mr. Daniel Gray, a prominent lumber merchant, writes that his wife had severe rheumatic pains; so severe as to render her unable to sleep. From tho first application of the famous German Remedy, St. Jacobs Oil, she ex perienced unspeakable relief, nnd in two houis the pain had entirely gonci. The valuation of property in New York city is as great as that of London. Who has not wen the fair, fresh young girl transformed in a few months into the pale, lm jgafd. dispirited woman.' The spark hnu eyes ure dimmed, und tho ringing luu,-h heard no more. Too often the causes are disorders of the sjsteln which Dr. Pierce' "Favorite Prescription" would remedy in a fhnrt time. Kumciiiiier, that tho "Favorite Prescription"' will unfailingly cure ull "fe male Wtakiusws." and restore health and tteauty. By all druggists. Send throe Htaui for lJr. Pierce's tieatiso on Diseases ou Women (IM pagesi. Address World's Modi (al Association, buffalo, N. Y. Illinois has -iOticheesefacUiriesaiid cream eries. Does your heart ever seem t stop and you feel a death-like sensation, do you have sharp pains in the region of your l nrt you have heart disease. Try Dr. Urawi' Heart Regu lator. $1 r bottie. Half tho ills wo hoard in our hearts ore ills because we hoard them. If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, havti frequent headache, moutli tast b ul. hoi appetite, tongue coated, you are suffering from torpid Jiver, or " biliousness " . Mottl ing will cure you to speedily and ierma nently as l)r. l'ieree's "(ioldei: Medical Dis covery." Hyalljlrujgists! It is upon tho fcmooth ice we slip; the roughest j ath is the safest. "We know heart disease caiil,e cured, why! Because, thousands say they have usl Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator, and know it does cure." I'lijmptun Sews. l per bottle at druggist. Tr.i Tll and confidence are the only basis on which we can rest. The Itilioii". Iysicptic or consti ate.l. should address, with two stamps for pamphlet. World's Dis pensary Medical As-ociition, Buffalo, N. Y. So long as we live in this world we cannot Ito without trouble. In another column will l.e found the adver tisement of the Kakm, Field and Kikesidk, offering fcV1,1 in presents to new sutiserilt er. Tuis publication nuiks among tun tot and handsomest of family and agricultural palter.-., und its proprietors are fully abie to cany out any oiler (hey may make. An award of x-ill.-MKI was uiailu in "December to its subscribers, allot which was carried out as shown by the nanus and addresses, in the advertisement, of some of the receivers. Ili-i'liiie oOlnn. Weakness. ysejsia, Jmorence. Bexua 'ebility.cured by U ell's Health Kcnewer. (fl. C Furley, city marshal, Broa lwav, N. V., say: "I had rheumatic gout twenty years; tried everything; now tako Dr. E mores !(.-(;. Jt Lai cured my crippled feet, and l)eu'K ull otlier medicines and treat ments in the workl." 17.. Swiiii'm Worm i"rni. Infulliole, t.a.s.i less, hariiuVi'-.-.cuhurtie; foi fevcri;hnes, heMvuvm, worm, cuustijut t.ou. i.'ie. 1 C'unsi;mpii (riven up P' dt-t-t.-i-s huvtj lv-u curvti bill ' t'uiv, :,'-' c.'WU -JVc imd1 Hdp On Anbtlifri Mr. Mornian Hunt, of Ko. low CbrtVnut Mreet, Springfield, Mass., wrltw April 10, jtiKt. saying: "Having, the affliction bausetl by kidney nnd liver dit-n.e. and after endiirtn the m hos, pain, WenkneKs and depression inci dent thereto Until body and rowl were nearly distracted, I Fought "for relief and a cure rrnm my trouble, and wan told by a friend who had Itoen cured by it himself, that the best and only sure cure wa Hunt's Remedy, and upon his recommendation I commenced taking it, and the first few doses improved my condition in a very marked manner, and a continuance of its use has justified all that my friends claimed for it that it was a cure and permanent cure for all diseases of tho kidneys and liver. Several of my friends in Springfield have used it with the most prat il j lug result, and I feel it my duty ns well as a plensure to me to recommend Hunt's liomcUy in the highest itossiblo terms" , Mntiiifnrtiirer's TeMlinon, Mr. II. W. Payne, tnnnutneturer of har ness, widdlcry, trunks, valisea, etc., No. ?7 Main street, Springfield. Mass,, writes us Under dnte of April 10, lssa j "(Jentlemen 1 have uvt Hunt's Remedy, the b.-st medieino for diseases of the kidneys, liver, bladder and urinary organs, and hate received great benetlt to my health from its use, and I find that it Will do Just wbt is claimed for it; it will cure disease aud re store health. I therefore pronounca It the best medicine that I have ever used." Ilosinn nnd Alhnny ItRllrnnct. Albert Holt, Esq., paymaster Boston and AlUny railroad, at Springfield, Mass,, writes April -M, lSS'i: "I have used Hunt i Remedy, and fny experience with it has been such that I can cheerfully say that I am satisfied that it will do just what it promises to do, if used according todirections. " A 5.000-found clock is to bo put In the na tional capitol. Prtro'rnm V. Nasby. D. R, Locke, Petroleum V. Nasby, editor Toledo lUtnie, write: " I had on a forefinger of my right hand one of those pleasant jtets, a 'run-round.' The flnjer became Inflamed to adigree unbearable and swollen to nearly twice its natural size. A friend gave ni Henry's Carbolic Salve, and in twenty mln utcs the pain had so much subsidod as to give me a fair night's rest, which I had not had before for a week. The inflammation left the finger in a day. I consider it a most valuable article." Twenly-FlvePrrrem7"S5roner any (liter llnller 1 nlnr. . Bi RLiNOTON, Vt., Mary 8, 1?8"a 1 hereby certify that 1 have examined the Butter Color prepared by AVells, Richardson " Lo 1 and that the same is free from alkali or any other substance injurious to health- that 1 have compared it with some of the be-t of the other Butter Colors in the market and Hnd it to be more than twenty-five per cent, stronger in color than the best of the others. 1 nra satisfied that it is not liable to Iteeonw I aneid, or in any way to injure ths butter. I have examined it after two months' free ex posure to the air in a place table to large changes of temperature, and found no trace of rancidity, while other kinds similarly ex posed Iteciune rancid. A. H. SABlN. Prof . Chemistry, University of Vermont. T. . Walnnt T.eaf Ilalr Restorer. It is entirely different from ail others, it is as clear as water, and as its name indicates is a perfect'VegetAltle Hair Restorer. It will immediately free the head from all dandruff, restore gray hair to its natural color, and pro duce a new growth where it has fallen off. It does not in any manner affect the health, which sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate of silver pretarations have done. It will change light or faded hair in a few days to a beauti ful glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it. Faeh bottle is warranted. Smith, Klink & CO., Wholesale Agent. Philadelphia, Pa., und C. N. Crittbntok, New York. I am a non-believer in Patent Medicines, but having experienced marked relief from asai Caturrh and hoarseness by tha use of Kly's Cream Balm, I tan recommend it to those suffering from this loathsome com plaint aud to those atllicted with hoarseness or bioitpage 01 tue throat so annoying to wngei s and clergymen. Locis E. Phillips, ,r' ave'ue, N. W., Washington, D.C. (Price 50 cents. I r it ted out for the season. Dressos, cloaks, coats, stoekingx, aud all garment can be colored successfully with the Diamond Dves. J-ashionablo colors. Only 10c. at druggists. "Wis, lUchardsoii & Co., Burlington. Vt. Mothers, the best dressin? for children's Lair is Curboiine, mode from Dure petrol eum, thoroughly deodorized and delightfully Irf uihoji. It makes tho littlo ones hair soft, nmy and glossy ; it also eradicates dandruff. Wakefulness at night is a terror. Snmari tan Aen-Die cures it. and honco is a blessing. J. V. Thornton, of Claiborn, Miss., says "Hamaritan A'ervine cured my son of fits." Is your liver sound f 100-page book free. Address Dr.Jfenford.'Jt Duane st.,New ork. Lyons Patent Heel Stiffener, the only' in Yetion that makes old boots straight as new. THU FAltM. a- ii I V. out of havhitf lu clrvulallonJ MD FIREIII fvvire wulcly ex r 30,ooo to tw DE baa uniioiiiicf another awanl of Mibum iLrfn,. Thu award of 0.000 luat eoiuiilui (ill m pre It 1 I aw .lta'lrtrulnllwth The circulation of tho FARM. FIELD i if iaa 515"'' ntJW Ut' aver attained by any papvrof lt kind in the world. aufi w.nt to uu i y OOfOOO 'i.iie y-arly aubauriherH U our atrtuly larkrc lnt, aiul In ordwr to eecure them we propoae to u.MrilmU' the 60,000 thut we tdml! vt for the ante of a.lrertlwliiK Mace and our profile In the pdi.r for the fining year. 1 hm new award will be conducted In a almilar iminncr an our hie w I Cere in we pave away In Ie p'iiitierlurty Thuuimnd lMllara. In the laet awanl tlrt ptTMoiiM retvlvtil the irrand pnwenta or the Five One i i.oUHond lolar Bomli. In our now award to he made on Mav Int, we have a lai irer iiuiuIht of eanh oriaetiand more uumeroUH and contly prone t it, theroby jriviiuc than for one or two perwjiu to vet the t uutav ui .iie aa.wat.ru. n e are iKiaiure uiai " J ' "en"iy,("r nane on our auliecrlption hooka . rynm. ricLU ani r I If B. o I u K rvuiariy ror una y car an J linineaiuu.'ly anna a I'rluUiU fluinoereu K' otlptwhliU will entitle the bolder to ONS of tbe following l-resenta to be iiivi-n away May lat. HUM. The List of Presents to M IT. N. Oorernrnt-nt Honda of ttuoaaoh.. 1W V 1 U. H. Ottvpnniu-nt ltiin.1 roenmicitri or viw each , .. HW .a 1(K .. 1m .. lix0 .. joo . a 6'H) .. pxrt .. aoo .. 100 a. 1"0 .. 100 .. (WKI .. 1000 atOO .. 1PW .. 2.V) .. "0 a . 6 HI .. 6"0 a. 1011 . . J0 IMt V. H. Iieiita'ka of $.V) each W) I1. 8. tfret-ula km, 9 tBa h UnJ U. H. Oreeutuu'kM, flOeach HM) IT. B. (Inwrituv-ka, $.' each......... 6 fliand I'arlor OitraJiH S (iratid Pinno 1 Twenty-Foot Sloop Ball-Boat 1 Hoh kijy Pift'-en FootOaaoij 1 Koiir-o&rwd Itow boat 1 ('diiintna 11 icy tie 5 Photon , , 6 Top HllrTk'lftH ' 6 Kiciint liiark Silk Drcsn Patturns- 8 illatfo Carte , b Ftcnt Smta-r Sewlnur Machiaea 8 lt;iwbUk I'arlorhmu t S Plush si Ik Parlor Huita I Blank Walnut Marble Top Chamber Hait!1 100 bet Solid isilvor Teaapoone a to the aet. . . , & Nllvar llimvoe Uvi,. Alao. 90,000 OTHER USEFUL AND VALUABLE PRESENT8. M;'0NE HUNDRED THOUSAND PRESENTS, one. wboaubKribratothr FARM FIELD AND FIRCSIDE lr one yiar will reo.-lve our twentv-ellit J V. Ann """uifr" lerinroijmr. an'l a enoufrrti: we want 00. 000 yearly aulwritra. We l-ei'eivcrs ill the oth-r column. Allot tho abtivepri-aenta will be awarded May lat. In afalr and Impartial manner by a committee of three i'f r'""1"' '"""' K'"-d -bara.-u-r and etandlnir where in. y n.i.le . IVraona U at a uT rilM o'nTw Srti 7 i1' or " ' ' re.,uml by the artlole Awarded ,r X,1J -.Iy M, UOIjliA.il ahl.h you aend ua l Ihe regular uuirIitlon pru-e for a yearly i. ,,pi i..n au.lt ieiefort i-baiei.othi,,Kr..rthepre-nw. If you hAve failed to Lke a.lvantaje of o, V ' m r'.', ','Va 6 """''no,r fl ,hl" "J'Portiinily ro by. We belle.e thai you will hke our .porao wolf that you YOU R K. ilrB Tirinw VR rif "'.i "? "'" hat-..u would not be without it fr'ave tin..- thecot lUUtt bUBHCRIPTIOIf fKE. iJetAveol your frieTln lu J' mi T.ui by c-utt mv this out anil (.howiuir It to , , v ,, VT . "s wim yiQaii'l in i "IH nut 1 1 me exiru. copy or ine pupi-r tnr the e t-hall limit the number of new auliM'riptionH to 100 000 o i ipuoimoariy, a many of the.at award were Hkj THE FARfil, FIELD AND FIRESIDE ue.ei-aueiuiiu.-u uy anoiner ua-r In the world. fiAMFLE COPY BENT PRFE li.,..,-. ... : '" uiuairauiin our picturesque ooun- and Agricultural Departments by tho best Contributors of tlm a m w.li i. i"5,8ktoh.!1, Po,tr Farm t""j'" Household Embroltlorf Work, Bioa-.aptalcaJ bketchea of "mln? nt Men an ,d Wome" l7'ahort it ooui. 'tiV'?''? Department, Needle and tWhJy PI. PtoreDOLLAR R -noot-riSnWb"." U C"t.h..ound.howtofr.end8,aoqUa.nt. e-.. -I,..,. .... ,. a groat opportunity and you should tako advantage of this es- ?JJfbBjL??L S5Ran-5lph St., OhlcalCuTa. fro ftfsrirmA, tT!torto. drpreMion of spir its and Reneral debility in ttrir various form, slso as a prentive Sft'slnot fever and sris artj hthrrintermfttent fevers, the "Ferro-l'hoiiplioN sted Klixif Of C-alisava." niuln 1 'wplt Ilsrsrd A Co., N York, snd sold by tl Drug' feists, is the best tonlo and for pstients recover lug from fe ver or other sickness It hs no equal 3 eqttal ' llnesjh on ( oiialn." jsk lor nougn on Coughs." Hough on Couirhs." for ("Vniirtu Colds, Sore I hrout, Hoarseness. Troches 15c, THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. lUllsve and cures RHEUMATISM, Msuralfilfl, Sciatica, Lumbago, tut it A 4 ne. HEADACHE, TOOTH ACUl, SORE THROAT. QUINST, StolCLUNOA; srnii.M, Sortnssi, Cult, Brulits, FIlOSTBlTKS, BURN, It'tLDH, And all other bortllf ache and pftlu. FIFTT CENTS k BOTTLE. Hold by all nnittKUUsnd Ttrslrrs. UlrectUius lu II UnsiiHces. 13 Th Chtrlct A. Vogtltr Co. llMNMI 10 A. TUOSUtS S (V..: uuiam, i.B.y ...tMrnaattltft Th nroPMity f.u prompt and fflofonl houfwbolit ruifdii'f In dull) ftt iwltiff inori iuiHri!' ith, ai u til therm H ost I iar Moirfu h Hutm i tl t'lnnf In merit nd ttm tnont popular lrnHruUrHf nf tht iloimrh and b owf l, itiklnr ul fuvtm. Iivdi ciimi 1 tint, debility, rhiuin t ) 111 and minor ailment. ar thorough' ontir 1 1 $ thnincuni(iHra family refttorttPre and nirdirMtftl Hf Rtinrrf. and it juntl) rritartifd thu pnr twt and mns) Ciitmim hentiva remedy of it rlaM. For Mia by all lniffjriata and DeaJ fw gfne rally. m Rlk STOMACH ff A Lcaillnir ton Jon Vhyw4 anlnni atabltabr Uflteeln New York lor the Cur of EPILEPTIC FITO; f fYoViJmJovmalofSItdicine. Ir. Ab. MoMrnla (lata f London), hfl tnak4 ft apo Claltf cf KpllptT, hu without doubt troataii and enrrtt mrrnafi than any othrll vine; phyilclan. 11 li aurreta liaialmply bn aninnlalilnK; bavo heard of rates of rirpr 90 year' standing anroeitafiilly cured by him. Ha hh pttblUhd a work on tb la !ltea, whlrh he antla -Ith alarpe hotilaofhl wnndftrful cora trtn Xt any mf. f nr ho may aend thplr exprrM and P. O. Adtlratt a aJvlfan? una wishing antra to aihlrena nr. All, iiEdt.HOLB, No.M JulinBl., KawTorki TO SPECULATORS. Ri LINDBL0M & CO., N. G. MILLER &C0. t 4 7 Chamber nf 66 Broad wy, Oommi-w. Uhiracn. Nw Vork. GRAIN 8, PKOVISIOH BROKERS Mmhm nl til pmminxnt Produce Kichanjoa In Ntiw Vf.l,',lJh,-n. t. Umiland Mllwauk. Hoharr HioluaiT prittoli-KrailiwlrabtirMinOlli. cn and New York. Will ni-i uto ordvra on our jud. BiMit wIihh n-oiixKted. Mind for nronlara ooutalDlol particnlara. UU11T. LINDIII.UM t CO., Chicago. Gorjsur.iPT.orj. 1 tiara a positive rameily fr tha aborn dlieaaa; by its via inomancts or caaea or tha wont kind and of lonr a tending have been cured. Indeed, an trnna li nir faltS In ltaeificat-y, that I will eand TWO BOTTtKd Fit ft R. to- leather with a VAl.l'AUl.l TKKAT1SB on thla dAe,ta VU, A bl bLUCtM, in learl at.. Ka Tork. iHPATENTSI?iiis Uttmbt nur nmm. hrnd 2 llimpl for ttovk on I'Mnu. L. MIXGHAM, lu. Lgy, WotKmyum, 1C. PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS I'OrapMn, only frie.. potiaid. It rontanie all tha needed cheuvoalalVr wnrking. KynrybiHtv wantauoe. Any boy urirrl can inike a ito.td phoioirrHpn at ouce. Addrecaev eiythinittuC, H. Thurtar, Fub., U. W, iiay HUort. N, Y Juliet Cnrsnn 8"1"- Y- R'ho"i cookery, ?.UJ. T,. J . 0n nl Original Hacipc. fr N. V W M-.KI.Y NEWS. I.aruoM Dollar Wckl. Pobl .liail ,1 columiia cmrjf vr-ck. 2;th yoar. Ona riollax a year. fjiecnnma trw. si 6 Park lUw, Now York. , lHtssix PrcTORAL will cura four eousn. Pnca 'J6c, A V" ''nted for tha Beat and Kaataat anilina X VltUinal Hook, and Blblea. Price, re Imed .HU pa ""'t.ATiiiNAi. Pi iiLiaMiNU Co., Pbiladelphia, Pa. JJaMPHUK Mll.k la the beat Ltniniaiit. " I'ni aaaoanta." I EI1KIS WNtSI All USE FAILS. lb-Hi UoUKhByrup. Tantni oid. '-. rMim nyurilKvlata. 1iffj!iiimiiiaiiiiuin- "' ;,)'" 1 '-C.' f A Pta I VW for a l ife Scholarship In tba V 3 El i'olt-nmn Hiiahiras lollrajr, A BauSa ft Newark, New Jem, jr. Pnailiun.-i for J U" sradnau-a. National atrnaati. Writa lor fmiiliir. lo H (ill, KM A N A CO. liliwnauiiaagi.w a aVvHl'l SENTS OUR SECOND AWARD! This now orer actual aulMrrlbera. HWnir deair- tndxl and lacriaktl ut over 200.OOO the vroprn-tort akfitln madu May Int. 1HK., when tiir-v will hat e -wiirwl another 100,000 hv u fullv MaiLtLl.lUh up ri.iitj.Mnn a.nd thiifn.-t tlmt tuoru opportuultlca to the iihuim to aeoure a pood pn'went t thia plan la beiur thau our lat. and mall you the new edltuin-enlaivwl to I pain-a of the Be Given Our Subscribers: PM Solid Hltver Table 8po.ine $i'r0 liht Holld Mllver leMHert ripKiHH WW loj HetM Silver Korku lit to the act) lmio loo N.-tti silver Uiimur Knivea (Ato theaet) 20 1" Silver Hut ir sheila 60 6 Silver lee Pitcher. NKt 10 K) Photoniph Alituina. $'i eac-h , M) low p.n-ket Silver Kruit Knivua. luoo 1000 (iMiitlciwii'i PtH-ki't Knivea Khk au tieutleineu a (told walcAe lfioo 20 Ladles' (iiUI W'atchea y&to tO Boy' WalcheM nj 3 HoIUalre lHatnoml Flntfer RintfS 4X aftw Kiekctiiit oieotri aph 1 'lei urea lano ow La.uetc itoiu Koriteta fstio 6M Gold Kinifer Kiiiirs I-atifi-a' Hrca.st Pins .. oo SoO (lentJi'inen h Si-arf Pin and Watch Chalna . "0 Km) Fine Mounted Oil Paiutingn (UllCJ) BhW frW Itemtiiul Nickel Clocka " iutd JiW MieroAcopeH. 6iM) 100 M tiarie Lauteriu V.V.V.V.V.. ft") 101 Ttilosropes. fcaij ranfrintr in Talue from 8fte to $ each, Taliiaule urenent. ranirlii in value from twenly-lire eeuta have Ju.t oou, But thu la not ouaand Imllara nnlPted an award of 1-orty Thouaand Imllare tor iuvvct oi our prouuae. fioa the namea ot we will ill u nd 2 auhaoriptions and twelve numbered r. xtra reeeiit ti any one you may dHMtfiiau. Wt we would advise all our Inenda to tut ward !' i tc ot a Niaiubered UueeiirL. Uie, u iut at Nmnla.ml If.im lliuatrat.M4 a..wm ATAH Fl H ELY'S CREAMBALH tr l v-'r. ohm appUad trlrxfla tfrt fnto th matrttta will b aUaorbad. flats ualljr fflaamrDf lha hnd of catarrhal trraa, oauav trie baalthy .iiiinllii. II allsr. rnflaramatton, protacrttths rnambrano if tha .Ml iaamaaa from additional ooldav iX-ltt- heals tho anM trial natoaat laato and .mall. A trm sp plloatlon. rattffo. A thmomgh (rasfmanf atl r On?.? -r.k JrntAM BrV V wrvmm A w . win -t-. v HAY-FEVER rawaiTS PRICK f OFNT"" BTMAItOR ATfmnaOIBTS. KL Yll It OTII K KM, OWKOO, W. Y. SPECIFIC FOR Epilepsy, EVER rAlL? iipatmi, ConTUl- slons, Falling .An-i,SVItu Dance, Alcohol-' ism, Opium Est- Dg,8yphllU$, Stfofula, King 1HERVE Evil, Ugly Blood Dlscnscs, Vytptp tUt. Kcrrousuess. ick Jltadacha, 'JilieumAtlsnv, Kervoua Wetiktu. Hmln W'atrr. Jllood Sort. lliliousnpss, Vontivfnmn, Ncrvoiii. l'rostrntlon, Jiiilnty TrvuMn ami Irreiftilarttiet. ,, Mninlo Ti-sii'monlnls. 1 "Ssinsrltau .Sin lit. Is doiiiii wonders. ' ir. J. O. IMrfnKrlii, Alexander City, AU. "I fot'l It my duty to r-tornniond It." Ir. 1. V. I.siiK'iMn. 'lvde, Kamaa. "It cured wlieroplivaklnnit fAllail.' I'tor. J. A. Kdld, Besvcr, Ps. Corresponrleiire iVcclr anowr4.-V Ths Dr. 8. A. Richmond Med. Co., St. Joieph, Mo. For tcitltnontala nnd circular, send itarap. (9 It Ursira-laU. ('. S. t'rlttcnton, Afant, K ' X3 HOP This porous piaster la famous for its quick and ocarty octlon in cnrlus I.ano Kack, lUicumatiam. Sctatlom. PLASTER Crick In tha flack, stria or Hip. Mcuralrta, MKT Joint and Muaclcn, Bnro Cheat. Klilni'j Tronbloa and all palna or arhra cither local or darp-aaauid. It Moothoa, Btrensth- ana and fltiinnlatoa tha parta. Tlia Tlrtuea of hops ron blncd with suraa leaa and readr to apply. Bupartorta llnlmanta, lotion, and salTea. 1'rlra na cenu or a tat s'?.ss"l?zl A GREAT rrlp of prlc. (ip Itaster Company, Iro prletora, Boat on, Maaa. SUCCESS ?X3 5r tr The beat family pUI nuula liawlrr'a Stomach aW T lTcrPllla tftc. pl.a-ant In action and cit totokc. ESTABLISHED 1878. NO flGENTSlAoArc,T.r New Sewing Machines for $20. Guaranteed prMltirply new and thornuirhlj In every particular. V nrrRiilnl fr tive j Guarant-eed prMltirely new and thorouirhlf flrat-ol ba returned at our aipenan if n t aa represented. Freight paid by me to all point. - A. C.J0HNS0N, 37 North Pearl St., Albany, N.Y every iiantau ar. nrrnniMi lor nva reara. sm GOOD NEWS TO LADIES! (ireateKt nducaifnta ever of frred. ISow'i your l'tn to art np orders for our relebrtd Tfaia and Coflrra.and fwoure abeauti ful 4 iold Hand or Moea Ktee ( hina IVatHsit or llaVndaUiinM 1 (na-VaVlaMl Colu likun .. i is Hnee I tinner 8et. or loid Hand Muaa Vva r4ed Toilet N-t, Ki r full partiruUni addreaa TIIK (.HKAT A.l KH ll'AN TEA t O P. O. Hoi 81 and ;i Venry St., New York. AXLE GREASE Ileal In the world. IJjrl the- (r-nlllno. Krr Enrkna-o Iihs our triidt-iiinrk mid Is inaruoa (. HUI.II hVEUlWIIKUK. LIMORES IC. li. 1. the qulokeat. plaaianta.S iur. .i ana neat rem-dr lor kulner. limr, atomacli, bladder and blood , S Olaeaaoa, and onlr real CDratiraeveff diaoovercd for acuta and chrooia Ms theuinatmrj jronL Inml.A ui. a-out. h.m ire, nfiiraitfia. etc, 1 1 aa cured tiope teae ca Bnght'e dianaaeand Jyaptpaia In S week a all tonne of rhumalio dtannlt-ra ut S to li wwelta relieve) Inllaiutnatory tn 1 day. Can refer to bund redd of reha rue people runnl who had tried in vain everyUiina elae. Finely Irotanie, hariiilifl, and Dtot to Irink, Ak your dniitnt to git It; it lie dMclmee eend to ua for it Is It a DotUiuaelau, hlmoru, Adams A Ot. , Uttt William at, , N. Y or land nenr K.K.. in I'ecoa Co, Texas, Price i per a. i lilt, direct from Kinie, to puniiuHor. ltunclu-H, and I.atula fur fitile elNfwh.TP In the Htute. Beat bank rt'ft'reiicH, and iirotoctlnn K'Tf Carr A t o., 131 Ine tit. C'locln'tl.O. IMhti'H HKAKU aUKIIt. b M k.. I I a a. t U,, M ij al a.)t- M isjalt. Ejf ,Baa. ik Id, 1 I H, lha Ml. Will beat. M . J'-. L. A. L. aJKllU a 10., AaaU, alaUae. ilk FREE By return malt. Fall .n -. pi. looUfi Nr la. 1 1 or H?Uwm of Ureaa Cutting kouuv t OnaUaaU, O. GIVEN AlVAY ! Offer Good Until May 1, 1884. A FEW WHO RECEIVED PRESENTS IN OUR LAST AWARD : SI'MIIKHEU REl'EIPT 1,4S, Mlaa I M. nyler, W tcrloo, lllackbawk Co., Iowa, Hl.OOO. MIIBERED RECEIPT aa.VC. Mlaa f'lurat Merrill, Cove, Union Co., Oreg-oD ) I ,ooo. M MIItREB RECEIPT 46.101, H. Willi. Akrr,, Katnaias I'lty, Ha, HSOO. .MCMHEKEU RECEIPT 6,40, Mrs. Ueorve C. Wuodklrk, Lowell, Mass., m.iou. wm hercu receipt es.oos, Mr., a. .1. Wrlwht, Monterey, CaU., 14M. K VMHEUEH RECEIPT ,V10. John .leirera, Hullne Ity, i'ly Co., Ind., U&O. S V M II E K E II RECEIPT HI. OHO, . H. Pfoula, New Franklin, Pat., W.IO. .Vl'MIIKKKII RECEIPT 4.0tO. Mrs. R. II. Mltehell, Arlliifton Uelchts, Cook Co., in., sol). NCMHEKEU RECEIPT 8(1, 5), Hlraaa Uramer, Itetrolt, M'eh., SO. miHBEBEU RECEIPT VU,1, Emanuel II i-own, Litchfield, Montgomery Co., 111., lOO. NUMBERED RECEIPT 1S,7, Marl. enne V. Jacobs, Ilamanouton, Atlantic Co., N. a., aiuo. NCMIIEKEU RECEIPT 6T.O09, 1 A. Weyburn, Tramanaburs, Tompkins C N. V., I.udlea' Unld Watch. MJBBEBED RECEIPT 73,805, Jt. Haven Hmlth, Staunton, Aoajnata Co., Va. , Oenta' Oold Watch. NCMIIEKEU RECEIPT B.OIO. 1. Vincent, Uttervllle, Out,, Canada, tteau' Oold Watch. NUMBERED RECEIPT ?S,Offl, Albert Derr, PlaltoTllle, ahctby Co., O., ladlea' Oold Watch. Nl'MREKED RECEIPT oT,at0. lira John Uaylord, Charlotte, Eaton Co., Mich., Urand Plnno. NI'MBEBED RECEIPT lOSIS. RoheW F. r'oilia LltvhOeld, 111., bllver llaacr Nervier. NITMBEUED RECEIPT TT,46, Wat. P. llurtou, Ublou, Tea.., HU. "ir you write to any of the above enclose a poatal for nawer. for further awarua, aoe our ior. beut ee. L ... 1 mm i lAPDCCl MaV. ttMBN
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