THE WAGS OF THE PKESS. COMIC At, STcmirs toud HtJMOHXSTfJ. BT TUB X ovrl I'ntrnarr-mrnt II In f Two To tal IrtH' llnlra of the Limekiln ( I lib Showed Them llowmSbook A NOVEL KN0A0KMR5T JUNO. He didn't bring Iho enpnirement ring to hur the night lio hart iiromiaetl, le rausc ho wits out walking with another pirl, mid the rnpnpod girl hnd heard of it. 80 the first thing she did when he railed on her the next cvoning m to take him by the left car nnd shnkc him about nt n painful rate. "What's that?" he yelled. "That, sir, is the engugement ring and it will ring just the very same way ivery time I hear of you walking out with another girl.'' Kentucky State Jouriufl. two fatal rKn: is. Mrs. Jenkirm: "Dear me. Matilda Jane, it's no use trying to be aristocratiq any longer. I've done everything yiortal womun could since your rmr did so Troll in lumber, but the obstacles is too great. I give it up." Matilda Jane: "Why, ma, I think we're getting along splendid, I'm sure. We don't eat with our knives any more, and we got so we dare speak to the but ler at dinner. The way you say, '.lames, yon may go,' sounds liken queen talking. What is the trouble now?'' Mrs. Jenkins: "Well, I was reading only a little while ago that the gout and a family feud were necessary adjuncts to aristocracy, and I don't see any prospect of securing either. rhiladtlphui CM. SHOWED Til KM HOW TO enoOT. A Texas military company were out on the range recently practising at rifle shooting. The lieutenant in command suddenly became exasperated at the poor shooting, and, seizing a gun from one of the privates, nngrily exclaimed : "I'll show you fellows how to shoot J" Taking a long aim, and a strong aim, and an aim altogether, he fired and missed. Coolly turning to the private who owned the gun, he snid : "That's the way you shoot." lie again loaded the weapon and missed. Turning to tho second man in the ranks, he remarked : "That's tho way vou 6hoot." In this manner he contrived to miss about fifty or sixty times, illustrating to each soldier his personal incapacity, and finally ho accidentally hit the target. "And that," ho ejaculated, handing the gun back to the private, "is the way 1 shoot." Sitings. nuLKs for tiib i.ime-kiln ci.rn. Judge Chewso, of the Lime-Kiln club, arose to ask for information, lie wanted to know how strong the fraternal ties of such a club could be considered. How far was he obligated? "Brother Chewso." replied the presi dent, "I will read de fullcrin1 for your benefit: "1. All meet heah on terms of equal ity, but de member who blacks stoves an' saws wood am not 'spected to bo so familiar as to ask de barber airnin' 17 per week to lend him his toof-pick. ."2. If you find a brudder in distress, aid him. Dar am no pertickler objeck shun to taking a mortgage on his stove in case he wants to borry fo' dollars in cash, but give him a lectio show befo' fo'closin'. " 3. Excuse a bnidder's faults as fur ns you kin, but artcr he has spit on your butes about three times you can conclude that ho aches to be licked. "4. Speak well of each odder; avoid wrangles an' slander; be ready to give good advice; encourage sobriety an' in dustry, doan' let a man kick yer dog simply localise he sits on de stool nex' you in l'aradise hall." Free Pre. THE SILENT MAJORITY. Jones, who was a peaceable man, married a very strong-minded woman, and sometime after, a friend, who had been abroad, was asking Brown about him. 'Alas, poor Jones,' said Brown, he has joined the silent majority." "(iood heavens, he ain't dead, is he? When did it happeu? I never heard of it before." "Oh, no, he is not dead." 'Well, if he ain't dead, how could he have joined the silent majority?" "Poor man, he's married." ilerchiud Trareltr. WHAT SHE WAS. The other day a rather green-looking young fellow though he evidently lived in the city went into a dry goods store and walked up to one of the lady clerks and the following conversation occurred; "I want to get four yards of wide rib bon for a girl." "All right, sir. What color do you want?' "I clou t know. I jubt want four vards of ribbon, that's all." "Yes, but we ought to give her some coior that will suit her. Is she a blonde or brunette?" "She ain't neither; she's a hired girl." Ucneille Arju. ELI rKHKIXS' L1VK DUUMMEH. Sheriff Wiggins, of Dallas, Texas, made it a prominent part of his business to ferret out aud punish commercial travelers who traveled in Texas without license; but one morning he met his match a genuine Yankee drummer. " What have you got to sell ? Any thing J" iihked the sheriff, as he met the Connecticut man on the streets. "Oh, yes; I'm selling medicine patent medicine. It's the best thing in the world. You ought to try a bottle. It will cure your ager, cure rheumatism cure everything." And you will sell me a case?" " Sartenly, sir; glad to." Then the sheriff bought a case. "Anything more.'" n.-ked the drum mer. "Yes, sir; I want to see your license for selling goods in Texas. "That is mv duty us the high sheriff of Dallas county." The drummer showed him a document, liked up good and strong, iu black and white. The sheriff looked at it im.i pronounced it ' all right." Then turn iiig to the commercial' traveler, he said: "I don't kuow, low that I've bought MU ktntf, that J , t xtt wftat it. ...I.. ll.l T w-.. troll anil tf fn Villi' again. Wliat will you give for it?" "Oh, I don't know that tho stud is of any nse to me; but seeing its you, sher iff, I'll give you a dollar for tho lot cf you raly don't want it." The sheriff delivered back the medi cine at four dollars discount from his own purchase, and received his change. "Now," said the drummer, "I've got a question or tew to nsk you. ltev you got a drummer's license about your trousers, anywhere?" "No; I haven't any use for the aitielo myself," replied the sheriff. "Hain't, eh? WbI, I guess we'll seo about that pretty soon. Kf I understand tho law, it's a clean case that you've been tradln' with me, and hawkin'and peddlin' patent medicine on the highway, and I shall inform on yo blamed ef 1 don't!" When the Yuiikve reached the court house he made his complaint, and tho sheriff was fined eight dollars for selling goods without a license. The sheriff was heard afterward to say that "vou might as well try to hold a greased eel as a live Yankee.'' Wit and Humor of the Aye. llunjflnir In Chain. One of the last criminals, if not the very last, who, after execution, were gibbeted and "hung in chains" must have been Cook, the murderer of Mr. Paas, at Leicester in 18!W or 18:11. Some of the cider of your readers may recall the horrible details of the murder. If I remember rightly, Cook, being in pecu niary ditlicultfes, knocked his victim on the head with a crowlnir for the purpose of roblnry during a business call, and endeavored to make away with the body by burning it. piecemeal in the fire-place of his warehouse or oflioc. So much horror was called forth by the atrocity of the crime that it was (strangely enough) thought advisablo to hang tho body of tho murderer in chains, somewhero in tho neighborhood of Leicester, in "ter rorum homacidarum." But the gibbeted corpse proved so powerful a magnet to the lovers of tho horrible that pcoplo came from nil parts to seo tho ghastly spectacle, until, as I remember its being described to me by the jailer, "it was liko a fair under the gibliet." Tho scenes of riot and debauchery which ensued led very speedily to an order for the removal of the body. As a boy I visited Leicester jail in 1834, and saw there tho so-called "chains" in which tho Amurderer's corpse had been suspended. They consisted of a set of iron straps. framed together so as to encase tho whole body, head, arms and legs, with a hid eous resemblance to tho human form. At tho timo I speak of, hard upon half a century ago, these irons wero kept in a kind of museum in Leicester jail, to gether with casts of murderers' heads and other curiosities of tho same kind. Xotet and Querie. A Diver's M'ork. "What different sorts of work do div ers do?" a New York Sun reporter asked a diver. "Well, they lay sea walls, blast rocks, build piers for bridges, repair vessels, tear up wrecks, search for dead bodies, recover things that have fallen overboard, and do anything that is to bo dono under tho water." "Is it a dangerous business?" "It is and it isn't. It is easy for u diver to bo killed, and yet few do get killed. George Seaman cut his hose by accident while at work on the sloop Troubler not long ago. Ho died, of course. If one's hose bursts or gets cut a man's gone. His w ind's stopped. Tho hose burst on a man named Jenkins, off Governor's Island, not long ago, and a diver died in Boston a few years ago.and was said to have committed suicide by hanging himself while at his work. There are fifty or sixty divers in New York, but you seldom hear of an acci dent." "Do whales, or sharks, or sword fish, or marine animals of any sort, attack divers?" "Not in these waters. There may be such experiences in the tropics. I've read of such things, but we've dono lots of work at sea around here and wo have never known of such a thing. The other way a diver might die besides having his hose cut or burst, is by having a vessel roll over on him while he is under it, but they generally manage to get away." A Sale or 17,000 Pictures. A letter from Paris says it bus often been a mystery to the world what be comes of the thousands of pictures (minted in Paris during a twelvemonth and exhibited tit tho annual Salon and other galleries. Some explanation, at least, is now forthcoming. There has re cently died in the Hue de Rivolia certain M. Borniche, who turns out to have had in his possession no fewer than seventeen thousand modern pictures. M. Borniche was a retired timber me hant, and had made a great fortune. He seems to have been possessed by a perfect mania for canvas. Quantity with him went before quality. He offered, therefore, a valu able market for young and struggling ar tists, who, it is said, rarely npicaled to him in vain. All his houses bein blocked with his multitudinous acquisi turns, M. Borniche wag about to build a great gallery on some land near the Bou levard St. Germain, wherein to bang them for public exhibition, but death in terrupted the carrying out of this project. Tho 17,000 pictures are now to be sold at the Drouot. A beginning will be made with 8,000 during the winter. Four sales arc to be held per week, and 250 pictures put up at each sale. Fattening (.Iris. Throughout the. Empire of Morocco there are villages where the eldest mem bers of tho adult population follow pro fessionally the pursuit of fattening young girls for the matrimonial market of Bur-bar)-. The Moors, like the Turks, give a decided preference to " moonfaced " wives over lean ones, and are more solic itous as to the number of pounds w hich their wives weigh than about the stock of accomplishments which they possess. The fattening process begins when the girl is about twelve years old. Stiff imii.e porridges kneaded up with grease is daily fed to her iu the form of boluses. Mru. Peter Buugurts, of Ratine, Wis., aged eighty-two, recently joined her hus Land in the sale of a vinall house they had occupied since 1S40. After jt wh over she Lad a ervin- soiell about it au J FASHION NOTTS, Ruby nnd topaz jewels arc tho most fashionable this season. Necklaces of A singlo string of pearls aro fashionable for young ladies. Dark cloth walking and calling cos tumes aro trimmed with bands of beaver or black Russian fur. Snake necklaces with diamond nnd ruby clasps aro fashionable, but very few women caro to wear them. Somo dainty new handkerchiefs of finest cambric nro embroidered above tho hem in a design of wild roses. White silk grenadino with oords of nink, blue or crimson chenille is a fash iouablo material to combine with white silk. Little misses not yet in their teens wear tho poko or old-fashioned " calash." These aro in felt, with soft velvet crowns, In full velvet, plush, o,r Ottoman satin. Tho largo protruding rapoto is tho shape most generally adopted by New York women of fashion this winter, on all occasions w hen the Fanehon is not ad missible. , The straight high dog collar is affected by ladies with long, slender throats. Theso dog collars aro generally of dark velvet, stiff, with gold, silver, steel, 01 pearl embroidery. Ladies who adopt, plaided costumes avoid tho corsage made of tho vari-col-orcd material, and join to tho plaided skirts a Jersey bodice of a monochrome color, matching exactly 0110 of the shades of the plaid. A Hoy's Battle with au Alligator. While Captain R. B. Johnson, of Clinch county, was helping a party of twenty-five or thirty men haul for trout in a mill-pind the other day, his little son, Joseph, had a most thrilling experi ence. Master Joseph carried a bag, or corn sack, in which to deposit tho fish when caught. When loaded with as many as he could carry he would take them out and make a deposit and return for more. In making ono of theso trips, while wading through water about three feet deep, and some distance from the fish ermen, a monster alligator, said to bo of unusual size, rose suddenly right at the boy and seized hiin by tho thigh. A desperate strugglo ensucd-s-tho boy battled for his lifo and the alliarator for his prey. It so happened that tho bag, which hiHirr by the bov'a side, was caught in tho alli gator's mouth with tho thigh, and it proved a sort of shield lessening greatly tho incisions made by tho brute's teeth, and this, perhaps, prevented a shock to his nervous system which might have made him succumb without the stmjrelo which saved him his life. By an effort ono of those superhuman efforts which come to meu only when facing death the boy tore his bleeding flesh from tho alligator's jaws. The monster grimly held to the sack a moment with the delu sion, perhaps, that he still had his prey, affording tho boy an opportunity to es cape. tie nail Hardly extricated bimscli frora the jaws of death before the fishermen, alarmed by the struggle, were at hand. ana nnotner battle ensued. Thirty men, armed with gigs, poles, pocket-knives, and such other instruments of war as. were at hand, charged upon tho monster. Bt ing in three feet of water tho 'gator had considerable advantage, but those men had their blood up and wero not to bo outdone. They poled and punched and harpooned him until tho brute was almost outdone, when ono of the party made bold to seizo him by tho tail. This was a signal for a general as sault. In less time than it would-take to tell it a numlier of tho more daring had him by the tail and legs. There woxo too many of them for tho 'gator to slaj around with his tail, a peculiar mode of warfare, nnd he had to givo up the fight. A harpoon was plunged into his mouth, mid then it was safe to approach him with pocketknives. Soon his head waH severed from his body and the victorious party marched out of the pond with tho monster's head on a pole. lraldvrta ( Ga. i Timet. The Voting Ostrich. Ho is covered with speckled brown, downy feathers except on the head and. neck ami legs ; he is as wild, shy ami active as tho young untelopo fawn, and, only a day old, is as large as a f uU-growu Leghorn hen. Uneasy and restless, in constant motion aud with inquiring eyes, he no doubt waits impatiently the com panions who are to join him in his feather-producing career. Preparatory to any nourishing food, he had placed before liim when about twenty-four hours old a tray of small gravel stones and crushed sea-shells ; sub sequent to this tonic ho had a handful of chopped alfalfa. This lays the founda tion for a meal of cracked corn and water, and when thrs hud been eaten the bird is considered on the straight road to dis tinction as tho first ostrich hatched iu America. Anaheim (Cut.) Utter. A Good Friend to the Chinese. San Francisco. Consul A. F. Bee. of the Chinese Consulate otlioe, expresses himself clearly in saying that he, as well as his family have suffered severely from rheumatism and neuralgia, and that medicines were used in vain. At last St. Jacobs Oil was tried, whic h effected immediate cures in every case. The Con sul regards the Oil as the greatest pain curing remedy in existence. There are 18,000 stockholders in the Panama canal, and every new loan u absorlnid at ouce. Jlcautirul Women ore marie pallid nnd unattra-tive by f unc tioutl irregul iritie?, ilisoi-ilttra and weak nesses that aro ierfoL'tly cured by following the KUBsrnstioiiK (riven in au illustrated trea tise (With colored plates) sent fir three letter jxistue stamps. Address World's 1 'is)eiisa.ry Medical AsH'ititii:i, liutfulo, N. Y. A little three-year-old boy ut Pittsburg fell a distance of IHO feet anl was not iu. jurvd. Young and middle a?ed men suffering from uhi'Voih delulily, premature ol i age, lce-H of memory un I kindred symptoms, bbould teud three KtauilH for Part Vll of Miiirjli'eU issusd by World's ltispeusary lledical Association, Bullulo, N. W Cornell TJNivn:sirr Las an Egyptiau Btudeut. Ho is a bright young fellow. "We always kjep Vinj't C ur foe Cjuiamus Hotel Item. Some ln ysars no whila at th !?P(1 House, Erie, Pa., I was taken siek with th spotted fever nnd wns very low; my back nnd spino seemed to b nQocted, with terrible I'nins in kidneys nnd buck. For foiirt-on lny Ilnid, nnd could linrdly stir, nudsutlered the 1110M intense nsJony imniriiinhli' My feet nnd limb were bloated; my water wns very tinnntnrnl, a deep, rfd color nnd briek-duNt deposit, nnd 1 was fnt losinc strength nnd vitnlity. Tho doctor treated me, but with no benefit, nnd 1 used ninny difierent medi cines thnt hnd been recommended. None of thorn did me nny roo I until I ued Hunt's Remedy, ns my nttentien wns rolled ta the ense of Hon. Jnshtin Tr.thill, of Knst Hn innw, Mich., n pimilnrcn to mine, hebeinu cured of n severe cime of Uriifht'i disease. I purchased A bottlo, nnd used it according to directions. I b?Knn to un'm in strength; my wnter became more natural; tho terrible pnins in the back nnd loins were removed; the swelling of my limbs went down. I con tinued the use of the medicine until I hnd used in nil tive (o) bottles, end it hna built me up nnd completely cured me, nnd 1 am as sound and healthy ns nny man of forty eight years of npo, nnd can nttend to my business every day. 1 have recommended Hunt's lietnedy to ninny of my friends here in UniTnlo, nnd it Ins proved, ns in my case, S suco3 with them all. Gratefully yours, Chari ks Li. Wkbb, Tift House, Buffalo, N. Y June 19, 1S83. liKoumx charge? circuses J'.'OO tux for each rxbibition, :ieoes!fully treated. Pamphlet of particu lars oue stamp, address WorlTs Dispensary Medical Association, Huffalo, N. Y. Three thousand Americans and 12,000 Knglish. are now living In Paris. As a cure for heart disease, nervousness nn 1 sleeplessness, Dr. Graves' Heart Regula tor is unsurpassed. Thirty yearj' trial prove it. $1 per bottle at your druggists. Salfm, 111., is canning 1,000 barrels of kpple-s daily. Twruly-lour llonr I.lre. From John Kulm, Lafayette, Iud., who announces that he is now iu "perfect health," we havo tho fallowing: One year ago I was, to all appearance, in the last Btagos of con sumption. Our best physicians gave my rase up. I finally got s.i low that our doctor said I ccu'd only livo twenty-four hour. My friends then purchawd a bottle of Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, which con. slderably benefited me. I continued until I took nine bottlos, and I am now ia perfect health. Wnlnut I.rnf llnlr Kentorer. It is entirely ilitfereut from all others. It is as clear as water, and as its name indicates is a perfect Vetnblo Hair Restorer. It will immediately free the head from all dandruff, restore grny hair to its natural color, and pro duce a now growth where it has fallen off. It does not in any manner affect the henlth, which sulphur, supnr of lead nnd nitrate of silver preiwirnt ions have done. It will change light or faded hair in a few days to a beauti ful glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it, F.nch bottle is warranted. Smith, Kline & CO., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa., aud C. N. Crittentqn, New York. Chronic Catarrh. I have suffered for years from chroniu catarrh. Rix weeks ago I was induced to try Ely's Cream Balm. Re lief was instantaneous, and continued usshai resulted in nn almost complete cure. S. M. Greene, Bookkeeiicr, (Steamboat Co., Cats kill, N. Y. Was afflicted with catarrh and cold in the head. I tried mmv remtdiei without any lenotieinl effects, at last I used Ely's C'rcvh Balm, which effectually cur id ras.-W. II. I. HillaRD, Dentist, Bordentown, N. J. Mensmax's Peptonized beef tonio, the only preparation of beef containing its entire mi!ri tiout proptrtia. It contains blood-making, force generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and nil forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over work or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Ciswell, Hazard & Co., Proprietors, New York. Bold by druggist Mother Kwtn'n Warm tsyrnp. Infallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for feverishness, restlesspess, worms, constipa tion. ,'ic. , Nature. Dame Isnture is tho gr a1; teacherand phy sician, and t.'arboline, made from pure potro louin, is one of her grandest retnodies for loudness. Try it nnd you will nsa no othjr. Hon. H. C. Crossman, Jer.v City, says : "I suffered wltti rheumatism for years; un able to leave tho house for months; triel al most everything without relief; finally toolc lr. Elmore's U.-U., which soon cured ma. The greatest Engine in the world is the new Baxter portable, in uso all over the world. Descriptive circulars free. Address J. C. Todd, 17 Barclay St., New York. Decline of Man. Weakness.Dysneiwia, mxtnce, Sexual De bility, cured by Wells' Health Renower. 11. The bsst fitting collarj aud culfi you can get are the t'hrolithiou. Now for sale at all tirst-class stores. How can you remain a sufferer from dys pepsia when worse case) than yours are being cured by Ho xl's Knrsaiarilla. Try it. "ltouull ou ontlln." Ask for " Rough on Coughs," for Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat. Hoarseness. Troches, 15c. Dr. Kanford's Liver Invijorator. Just what name hi iplies ; Cat hartie, T01 1 ii-. Reliable. Nothing is uliur thau crooksd bjots; straighten them with Lyon's Heel Stiffeners. Catarrh At thin sAtFon of the year everybody hat cold, and pom wry had one. iiy trequeut fciMHiurt the mam. Lranfta of tha ihmm twroina very twnsttiva, and catarrti and mlltian.a am t puleimc. 1 telle may be ubtakufei by tii ft uihs ut Hood'a KrHiiarill&. For many yna.rn in kuccums un, Legioning ao far back X don't rmiifmlr nhen. I had the catarrh id tag head. It cousifcted of an axueiw.vt) lluw from my nuae. Ringing and Bursting Noises in iry hnad. Kometuncfi trie hearing in my left ear wa affected. Five veam aft", about tlit aeaaon of the year, 1 began to uw H-md'a Suraaparilla. I wu hlMnl riiciit away, hut I eontmurd to uau it until I fell tuyaelf cured. Mrs. lli.-a H. Inuliieltl, Lowull, M ihm. JTointt Hr.iwne II, merchant and eiUjaiive miller at Victor, Ontario county, N. V., writ': "1 have uamt Ifood'u Suratrilla tor my catarrh, and it hna hled rue. 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A KYJlI- At n Jnriirorant, Huatetfer't Htomaoh Blttera baa reoeived the moat ptfaitlre en djiveroent from emi nent ph;tiolane, tod baa loat occupied m unonf proprietary prop- aitiratlte vondl lomach, liver and bowel, and a ievutie uf mala rial diaeaana are no leaa reimwtiad. by Iru. laahra. ta for Hoe. manao fur ALL SPORTING MEN tkould Imy thla wk' liiut el i liK 1.11'l'hH and read THE LIVES AND BATTLES or TBI IRISH CHAMPIONS FROM 176 TO THE PRESENT TIME. Compiled by th old-tlm. porting writer, NED JAMES. Th Mria will trm . enmp1.t4 hlntorr nf ih. nr fnrinnr nf nil Til K MOKK NOTED HKROKH Of THE IKISII PKIZK HINO, both t horn nd ahromd. FROM THE DAYS OK PETER i:OKCORAl lOWN TO THE TRAOIU DEATH OK U'BAI.llWIN, th. M'.t.r.rord Oi.nt. It will alao contain Antbnntio KiroriU. Rnintniao.nua, Peraonal RollMUoaa, lriaii ltallaln, lo., tr. (Copjnghted, lim.1. b;h FltAWI QrCER PCBUIBIKO Company, Llmkud.) 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A WOMAN'S OUESriOM ANSWERED jj Eltn Kodmnu ('bnrrh Author of " Moasy. k ni lor laditvi, " in a e?r ot augaret Li ve and practical artic.et in ARTHUR'S HOME MAGAZINE, rnmmencina; with the January number. Terma fi a year. Two eoia, aJH.6t. Thri unitturi f5. Kuur cotnna, ii. Lufht oupifH ail nit a. if la. n mot man number, loo. TS. ARTHUR & 83N, Philadelphia, Pa. GOlSUPPTIOrJ. 1 tiave a oUlv riuJr fir the above dUaaia; b lt DM thuuKauda of caawa of the wurt alnd and of Ivnm etandltig have buvu cured, loduoil, ao irons la my faitS lu ttaetfioacy. that I will ami TWA bOTTl.Ed KKEa to pthor with a VsALl1 AB1.K TKKATlHKou thta dUMaaeat tmj tlflafar. tilva Kxprrna autt i. O. addraa. DK. T. A. BLUCtM, 1M 1'aarl Ut., Kaw T-rlu - tuKra nut tutu r.M lasr aaA a-swrlat, la r m . a ujan. kaWi st -a tW ao-t't. 1 SW I fl Aial H7s4aM WA asaAwi Mai Hants L. L. kJilTII A tO., atatwai, I . 1 MNTKIy-1.ADIEH TO TAKK OITK NKW il Fmiev wurk at thir huroea, in uity or country, and earu Mil to t$l par wlt. maktuu fjuotla fur ur 1 all and Winter trail. ruu lAr. fnr aaiuple auti iaitu-ulara. Ilii.ln Mta;. Cu., j Miaib Ate.. IS. V $40 PAYS f.rr a l ife Hcbdlanhlp In the i o It ut Hit HitHliifaw twIlfKr NHwarh, N w Jer-wy, Fuaitiuua fur irra4luatia. National Lntronaa;, Writj fur tUrculara to li. I'ULKMAN A CO. 80 MILKKTSflne writ ma pA-r. in .Unttrf with uaiuiiuar, hy tuail tor 2u. AtftMila antetu Koumumy rHiMTiMu Co. Suwburypurt, ikiaaa UllCBp I S.iVHtp.eieiof Muaio, c. eaoli. HUfuitea ItIJ1IU a fnral. lut Honrn. wor!a and niuaiv. anl a taU-paire fata lint um for Ut. A Id'a C, braliui, Kria, la, f CIaaa par day at home. Haraplea wartbeMfree. tJ IU Oa.ll Addraaa tSTlMSUN A Co.. iartiaud. Me . FtUKNix l'l-J'TouAie wiu uure yourunuMii, r'nua wh.. J7AWKKK. f 12adayathnmeaaaUymade. OnatW if I auutotfrt). Aadraaa 1 uut A Uo.t Augitata, Me. rANTED eeriene1 Ho a an1 Bible AaTfntaiu f evry vniniy. Litntrul halarica iaid. AUilivat, itatinn axperir-ucti. P.O. Koia:.., FliiladalpUia. Pa. fCC a wek in your own town. Trrmi and $ outtt 00 free. Addrt-a li. 11aLL.il IT A I t., Portland, Me. t'AMTHUB MiI.K la the teat l,ii,iinut. Prire26uenta YM. II. ( OOFFH, ronNirnrtlrtir nud ( on. I! Irni'linai Kiifct-" Aiming, htmp and Aar cultural MauhniHry ; Awryv.r. tH William hi.. New Yura, riMIHi:i: 4.00l KAIOH dir Ml fh-n, Kay .A- ifrma. t . i' . .u.ti lah . I'naru ut U-nna. J F. .UACJL.AU Y, NnvnrL, Ufl n CURU WHEftE ALL ELSE f AILS. JlHMt(iigh fcynin, Tuait-a a: ood. inoia ny aruKKmu SPEAR-HEAD PLUG THE ARRAY OF GIFTS WE PROPOSE G1V. ING OUR PATRONS. I9SO Acres of Land In Dakota, Ke- liruka and Kansiu ..146,000 lti Wt In rblvleJIirandUprldutPlenos S.aoolM IK Kli'Kanl llurailt OrKana It,AM X 1 eo nolul UolJ sum- WluiltngWalchea, l liclli Mov.-ninu 15,000 00 Soo Th.- Wlu..n No. II Oscillating Minnie Rcwinu Maclilna fS.OOO OO 1 li. H. Uiiti-riiiin nl boada AOearh S,IMMI OO t0 Kllvrr Hii'in-Wlnaiug Vaulirl, s) Hpr'.nufli'ld MovrDiclil Si, POO OO 1 aH l..,mrl,i.i:i I'lix-a 4, DUO 4M jikki KUd lb. boxes butar-Ilgad Ta- Ijiuxo ,000 OO Total Amount, 8102,400 OO v jfJZlttl ,.-'?' J; t di.om.d YmiatzW&A Sm Ail Ca AI m i i aiMM. frwa M CURES WHERE All ELSE (AILS. U wl jlmlOiiigh rjnin. Tunlra frood. L"i 4 l wlnllme. Hold hy drUKiflnla. H f TO TUB VOX XT.A IT OJ l-Iai'X1a.XJJIXJ'I'ICIJ. To the isrinsumer rndlng to our addresa the grratrst number of "gpear-bLad" Tass, will be gtTen Deed fortiie lUiar--sof LamL To the mil, a Weber biylc 1 Grtmd Upright I'lano. and to the nejt, an IKirgaut Bur-il'-tt (ir'Uil 1 lira to the ten next greute.l number of Ta: a Gold v arch eaeti, and t on, until the Mi Ulfts are aildiaLrlbulvd. oave thy bot'i-hcad Tugs audreturu to uafroui May i&toJuuel. Icos, auUget ywur prvaeul P. J. SORC A CO., djotovyn, Ohio. Chow BPiEAlU-flBAB and .Got a FarxnJ ' If and If. " If you re suffering from poof . 'hnnlth or lanuriililnnori a Ixxl of 'Birknnsn, tnltin-lipflr, if . vou nr aimnly "Ailing, of if yaw fifl wpfik end niv "pirltuMl, aitritit oleivrly knowili)? 'whv. Hop lllttere will suroly cure you." "If you nrri a minister, and linve over-' ' taxed yourwOf with your pnirttirol (lutiea, of a niotlipr, worn out with care ami work, or a rnitn of liuainom or lnliorrr wenkenisl by ' thnatralnof your everyday dutioB.tn" a mutt ' of letter, tollinp over your miiltiihfj work, ' Hop liittora will rarely Rtrengtlien you." " If you are euiTrrlno; frrm oTeratui(r, or ' (lrlukliift.any lixliscrp. tion or UiiwipntloTi, or ' are young and growing 'too fnrt, ae is often the cn," ' ' " Or If you are In tho worlcshop, on 1 the farm, at the dusk, Kiiywhorn. ' nnd feel thnt your eyetmu need 1 cleAnftlnff, tonliiK. or Btiinulatinr, ' without intoxlcalinir, if you are aid, Wood thiii ami impure, mlm foehla, 'nerven unstendy, fnculliei waninu, ' Hop Hitters 1h what you need to give ' you new life, health and vigor." If you are costive or dynioptic, or uflrorinjr from any other of tne nu moroue dimMiatw of the etomaoh or bowe!H. it li your own fault if you re nuiin ill. If you are westing away wllh any form of Kidney diene. Btop tempt, ing doath this moment, on 1 turn lor a cure to Hop liittera. If you are nick with that terrible sicknew, fiervoumiew, you will find a "llnlin in Uiload" in Hop bilturs. If you are a frequenter, or a real dent of a miasmatic diKtrirt, barri rade your eysttMii agninxt the eoourfrw of all i-ountrles nmlarln, epidemic, bilioua and intermittent fevcra by the use of Hop Hitter. If you have rough, plmplv, or aallow Vln, lad breath. Hop bitters will Ee you fair fkin, rich blooil, the nweotcRt breath, end health. $iO0 will be paid for a caee they will not cure or help. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, alrtOT, mother, or daunhter, ran be made the picture of health, by a few bottle of Hop Bitters, cost ing but a trifle. riWmzErvt the hope ey W mmS ,. -f mr &pSj, WAmmm4 LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOTTITD. ' A Bare Car for all FEMALE WXAK KESflESt IaclndlnsT Leaearrhoa. Jr. ' retralar ana Falafal Meaarraalieas Xaflaataiatlaa aad riceratloa mt the Womb. F1aodlB(, FRO , I.AP8CH CTEB1, ilo, lerTUaaut to tha tasta, afflcaeioas and tmawaiass mltasaTaas. It Is a traat halp la prscnaaex ail rs Uavaa pais doiin( labor and at rflar parloda MTiiruu ru it i rauauai rr rtiiir. UTTom iu WBixjraua ot tha gaunMtt orsaM mt sltaar sax, It Is saeond to am nsaad that has mt kaaa bafora tha pablle i and lor all dlaaaaas wt Has Xibbts U Is tha Orsolaal Jisawds lit (As World. r7KI DXET COM PIJtlNTS of Eltaa tmx Find Ureat Belief In lis I'ae. LTPr a m. pnfaiBAM'a blooo rrirnri will eradicate averr Teatlva of iiumura Iron tha Blood, a. tha same tima wllfgiv. ton and rtranarth to tba aystaaa. Aa mart aUuo In rusuiu aa tias Cuiupaoaa, tVDoth th Compound and Blood Porlflar an prs parad at SSS and S3S Western ATraue, Lyna, alsssw Priea of althar, ft. a!z bottles lor fj. Tha ComooaaA la ennt bj mail In the lorn of pills, or of losemcaa, oa reraipt of pries, 1 per box for either. Atra. rtaAhaaa Iraal7 answers all letters ot Inquiry. Inclose S ease) stamp. Bead for paiaphli-t. AfrsHoa A(i Fupcr. t"LTw PriraiAS'. 1 it m.ui cr.ro ConaMiaa. slon. miloaari.aa and Turj'ltJII of the Llrer. as osaas, sNold br all UroQ-Ute.-f ft) ft oseIT It relieve at ono Ituma. r'lltoi.Cliapiird TTandaor Una vrua, uuuioiia. rvaitia, MruiMNrHrt-itta or ieei. nauur 'ytat.vU'. , licbliitrfridiaiiiiycMuaa. ttiSc. Ak)uur drUsS WAwawa. a" vr aviiu t v run on dudvm, i a OPTICAL WONDER tor pleaaura and buaineea, aSWBwBiBSBWSBWsSJstjB A NKSV, nnirinul, ohnan lunu rn. for projecting and en- inikruiK jinnt v'il""v iinminu tv min, upaiue puaureaa : uhjii'tK. WorkK like uiuidt-. mid i1HkIiU and ruyatif i eve nr body, rnd I.t our full and frvuUwrii'tivefm!iii ; MritHAif Hill Mil Co., itox IS. y. City. U. Y. aurea and inee ilar TO SPECUXATOItS. R. LINDBLOM & CO., N. G. KILLER t CO. I A 7 'ham tier of li Bruadwar. CinniiiHrci, ('tmns:o. N.w York GRAIN ft PROVISION BROKERS Members of all prominent Produce Kichsns-aa In Maw York. I luf(ii, ISt. Ituisatid Milwaukee. He have t. t.-luHive privat Utleitrapli wire between Chi. caifo aud New York. Will eiecuto ordure on our tuds ment when rc4iifted. Nrn l fur circulars onotaminsl particular.. HOlir. l.IMJbU)M CJO.. C'hicao. PKIXTIKO PRESHEH. NATIONAL TYPE COa I'll J Li Pa. luu-page Hook Ulc VnillfR ITM'' taleeraphe here and era wt IWUftU riil.ni,e Foaaailuation. Oiroularslrae. Vli.t.Ml.k UUUii., Jauoaville, Wis. THIS ENORMOUS ' AMOUNT OF $102,409.00! ACTUAIXT GIVEN AWAY! tciicas or GHEWING TOBACCO! To secure the most eqnsl dlatrlhutlon of the gfts wa have divided lite country Into dlatrlrla. The follow ing artlcli will be fltMirlbuit-d In your district to con Burners of 'fcuear-llcad" Plug Chewlug Totacco.on j uue jau ini; lflO Acres of Land. ,oo v ana oa 1 Welx r hi v ie at Grand t'nrlgh. Piano. 1 Kirnent Burdrlt Ortrmi lO BolldGold atem-Wlndlug Watches, Kiicln Movement lOS Wilson No. S Hewing Mai tilnrs. . lO U. 6. Government Ilouds. .'A)each 0 rillver Bl.m. Winding WsUUus, Knrlnaneld Movement BOO Mrrrsi'haiim PIK-a 6oo Klve lb. buies bpear-Huad To bacco SOU OO l.t)SO OO fi.stno oo 600 OO "TOO OA lSOIIM 9,000 OO Total Value, - S 14,300 00 IAN j rIW"lllaj J I tUe n it moruinj wu uud dead.
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