j Forfeits for Fun. A lift tI Amusing forfeits, which will m.k tho company laugh and not offend the persons ciiiled upon to pay them, is Ifftivwith given : 1. rut a newspaper upon the floor in such a way that two persons can stand on it and not be able to touch each other with their hands. By put ting the paper in the doorway, one-half inside and the other half outside of the room, and closing the door over it, the two persons can easily stand upon it and still be beyond each other's reach. 2. To go out of the room with two legs, and come in with six. Not diffi cult, if one thinks to bring a chair along on his rotarn. 3. To act the dumb servant. The person who has the forfeit to pay must act out the answers to the questions put by the master of the ceremonies ; " How do you make bread ?" etc. This forfeit will cause much merriment, if proper quesuons are put. 4. Put one hand where the other can not touch it. One can get out of this difficulty by putting one hand on the elbow of the other arm. 5. Place a pencil on the floor so that one cannot jump over it. May be done by putting it close to the wall of the room. 6. Put a question that no one can an swer with a " no 1" This is not hard if one thinks to ask : "What does y-e-s spell r 7. Push a chair through a finger ring. This forfeit is made by putting the I 'ng on the finger and pushing the chair any other object will do as well with the linger. 8. Put yourself through a keyhole. This was a great puzzle tons for a while, but when a piece of paper was taken with the word yourself " written upon it, and pushed through the hole, it was all clear. The Science of Kissing. Science in the last few years, says the New Orleans Times, has gained a ter rible foothold in this world. It has rattled the dry bones of old fogyism, made pi out of worn-out theories, and upset ideas which have been established for centuries. The latest and most as tonishing fact that has been developed is that there is a scientific mode of kiss ing. The day when a young man could grab a girl around the neck and gobble a kiss in a rough but comfortable man ner, is past. The time when ho could circle her, waist with one arm, get his shy-t-bosom full of hair-oil, and pirouette his lips over every square inch of her countenance, is no more. Science has proclaimed against it, and man Bhudders, but remains silent. The old style of kissing, which sounds like some one tearing a clap-board oft" a smoke-house, is now considered bad taste, and conse quently is rapidly going out of fashion, although the majority of girls admit that science has cruelly destroyed all te comfort of a long, lingering, heart thrilling kiss, and causes them to ex press no little regret at the change. The improved scientific method of kiss ing is to throw the right arm languidly around the fair one's shoulder, tilt her chin up with the left hand until her nose is pointed at an angle of forty-five degrees, or rather until it has an aspect resembling the bowsprit of a clipper built sloop, then stoop slowly and gaze about her lips in a quiet, subdued sort of a way, and tickle her nose with your mustache until she cries " Ouch!" This is scientific kissing, but there is no con solation in it nothing to make a man feel like a couple of galvanic batteries were galloping along his spinal column. It is flat, lukewarm and lacks substance, and if not stale is at least unprofitable. Didn't TVant Her Skull Examined. As the Esquimaux at present visiting Berlin belong to a tribe that is nearly extinct, and are consequently, from an anthropological point of view, excep tionally interesting personages, Pro fessor Virchow, the eminent German ethnologist, recently obtained permis sion from their exhibitor to subject them to a scientific inspection, involv ing the measurement of their skulls. While he was engaged in feeling the heads of the male Esquimaux, an old woman, named Paignu, highly respected in the tribe as a potent witch, watched his movements with manifest distrust and perturbation of spirit. When, however, he approached her in her turn with outstretched hands, the conviction that he was a white sorcerer, bent upon robbing her of her supernatural powers, completely overcame her sense of de corum, and she fled from him round the room, leaping1 over tables and chairs with astonishing agility for one of her sex and age, and yelling out the strong est spells she could think of as likely to prove efficient against the professor's necromantic manipulations. Somewhat startled by good Mother Paignu's gymnastio feats, Virchow and his two assistants instinctively drew back ; whereupon the Esquimau Abraham, who had been converted to Christianity, but obviously retains a respectful recollec tion of his former faith, grew deadly pale, and was heard to mutter : " The gods of my country are mightier than the Christian Diety. Bee how the white magician recoils from Paignu's words of power." Over-Confidence. Don't be over-confident, young man. Don't carry your pet hobby too far. Take note of the shoulders and legs of a man before you sass him. Out here on West Hill there is a goat that for three long years has butted everything and everybody the broad empire of Bur lington could send against him. He ate the circus posters before the paste was dry, and when the advance agent re monstrated, the goat just stood up and crowded the rash man clear through the bill stand. He once upset a hay wagon; jammed his head through the end of a wood shed and flattened an officer up againRt a brick house. And one day he wandered down into' a saw-mill and butted the fly-wheel. Only once. When he came down his neck was bent. ' He couldn't make a dent in a sack of meal, now. Young man, be content with reasonable victories. Some day you, too, mar run against a fly-wheel. Burlington Hawkty. Soino Facts About fter York Under taken!, There are more than 175 undertakers in the city of New York, and the num ber is swelled to 200 by the addition of coffin-dealers and furnishers of under takers' goods, hardware, etc. The un dertaker's lot is not generally looked on as a happy one, but the men in the business are not apparently gloomier as a class than those in other trades. Tho undertaker's work does not seem re pulsive to him, however it may appear to other poople. What does this work consist of ? ne first nmkesliis bargain. Then ho pre pares the body for burial. This done he places it in the coffin. Frequently ho is called upon to insert the funeral notices in the papers. He furnishes candelabra when desired ; lie gives no tice to the minister and sends a carriage for him ; he places the invariably squeakingicamp-stools in position ; ho seats the people : ho sees tho body laid in the grave ; in fine, he sujierintonds the entire funeral. But does he weep with them that weep ? No, for he is simply earning his livelihood. He be comes hardened to tears and mourning, in fact, he is complacent and happy, though through constant practice he wears a long face ; he is earning his money and rejoices in the prospect o speedy payment. The prices of coffins range all the way from $3 for children and $10 for adults up to $100. "Caskets," as coffins of a certain shape and stylo are called, cost from $12 for children and 830 for adults up to $200 and over. The average "casket" therefore is worth twice as much as a coffin of corresponding ma terial. A "casket" requires far nioro trimming and work than a cofiin ; in fact, the finishing alone of a casket is worth more than a complete coffin of the same grade. There are fluctuations in the styles of coffins just as there are in those of clothes and household deco rations. At present cloth-covered " caskets " are in favor. " Undressed caskets " are manufactured on a large scale in Rochester, N. Y. Mr. Brown, former sexton of Grace church, who died recently, was the most noted sexton in tne city, and his prices were the highest. He charged $500 for a " casket " which any other under taker would have furnished for $'200, and he always had a host of customers in spite of such charges. A certain class of people always pay the highest price for everything, and seem to delight in so doing. A large stock of shrouds and habits is frequently to be found in some room at the undertaker's at prices ranging from $2 to $25. " These are often pre pared with great ingenuity," remarked one of the trade, " so that in a dark ened room the most common ones will pass for a big thing. One of the ' tricks of the trade ' is the placing of the wrong plate and inscription upon tho coffin lid. This only occurs where great haste must be made, and the persons present at the funeral are likely to be illiterate. There being no time to en grave a plate, some ancient cast-off one and bearing a totally different inscrip tion and culled from a pile of store rub bish is substituted." Marrying for Love. The man who marries for love has generally the vital temperament is combative, sagacious and independent, and takes a general view of everything. A life of indolence and stagnation has no charms, for one whose blood is warm and whose hopes are high; he likes to be in the thickest of the fight, giving blows and taking them; watching for the turn of events with coolness and foresight; pleased at his own independence and strugglea; eager to show the world what he can achieve, and the contest rouses all the strength and manliness of his nature. He wins the respect of his fellows by his own worth. He often brings home pleasant surprises for his wife and children! You may recognize him in trains loaded with parcels, which he good-naturedly carries in perfect unconcern of what others think a new bonnet, music, books, a set of furs for his wife; while in another parcel, the wheels of a cart, a jack-in-the-box, a doll or skipping-rope intrude through the paper and suggests the nursery. He never forgets the dear ones at. home; the humanizing influence of that darlinp: red-cheeked little fellow who calls him father brings a glow o rapture of the purest leisure earth holds; for the man who has never felt a tiny hand clasp his will always lack something he will be less human, less Blessed than others. This is the noble, the honest, the only form of life that mparts real contentment and joy, that will mate a death-bed glorious, and love see peace through its tears. It is so purely unselfish, so tenderly true, it sat isfies the highest instincts, it stimulates men to the best deeps they are capable of. By studying how to live, we must know how to die; and the finest life is that which ministers to others needs and increases the joys of those depend ant on us, whom we love, and who look to us for support, solace and light, even as the earth is revivified by the sun; for feeling is life, the pulsation of delicious sympathy, the spiingin a desert, the manna from the skies. A Remarkable Railway Accident. An almost incredible explanation is given of the cause of a recent accident to the Scotch express, near Leicester, England. It is said that the train was stopped a little beyond the town of Kibworth, the engineer thinking some thing was the matter with his engine. Examination showed the locomotive to be all right, and tho engineer again applied steam, but instead of running forward the train was backed, and the engineer did not notice the change until the train had returned to Kibworth sta tion, where it ran into a freight train, but not before the engineer had applied the Westinghouse brake, and so pre vented any more damage than the smashing of two cars and the wounding of four or five passengers. The en gineer was suspended; but it appeared from investigation that none of the train hands knew that they were going back ward instead of forward until it was too late to avert an accident. It is said by way of explanation that the night of the aocident wa very dark. Illuminated Manuscripts. Tho latest catalogue issued by Mr. Quariteh, the London bookseller, indi cates that lie is tho possessor of perhaps the richest collection of illuminated manuscripts ever offered at one time by a single dealer. It includes specimens of every century from the ninth to the sixteenth, inclusive, and represents an aggregate monetary value of about $75,000. Tho MSS. aro nearly all of a devotional character, and some were exocutod for crowned heads and pious women of rank. The gem of tho col lection is John Lydgato's " Boke of the Sego of Troy," executed by the author himself. It contains seventy largo miniatures, and can be purchased for $8,00. A copy of Wycliffo's New Tes tament, written about A. 1). 1300, and one of tho seventeen genuino ones in existence, is offered for $5,000. An Evangelistarium, written about A. D. 870 for Charles the Bald, is valued at the same amount. Of sfill greater value is a copy of Beatus' " Comment ary on the Apocalypse," about A. D. 1150, and declared by eminent biblio-, poles to be the finest MS. of the twelfth century in existence. Tho price is $8,000. Lorenzo do Medici's prayer book, an exquisite MS. on vellum of the best period of Italian art, executed about A. D. 1470 for Lorenzo or Giuli ano do Medici, is offered at tho moderate sum of $100. There are numerous other MSS. in the collection, with prices affixed to them varying from $500 to $2,500. Ages of Presidents. James A. Garfield was forty-nine years old the nineteenth of November. When ho takes his seat in the White Mouse next March he will be the third youngest president tho republic has ever had. Grant was tho youngest president, having lacked one month of forty-seven years when inaugurated. Franklin Pierce was four davs younger than Garfield will be next March, when he will be inaugurated. Two other presi dents were in their fiftieth year when inaugurated James K. Polk and Mil lard Fillmore. The next youngest was John Tyler, who was over fifty-one when he succeeded to Harrison's barely-begun term of "office. Abraham Lincoln was fifty-two years old, and Martin Van Buren and 11. B. Hayes not quite fifty five. Andrew Jackson lacked eight months of being fifty-seven, and George Washington had passed that age -when inaugurated. Oddly enough, the four consecutive presidents, Thomas Jeffer son, James Madison, James Monroe, and John Quincy Adams, were eacli in their fifty-eighth year when inaugurated. Zachary Taylor and Tippecanoe Ham son were sixty-live and sixty-eight re spectively, when they took the oath of office, and neither lived to fill out his term. In point of age, James Buchanan came between the two, being in his sixty-sixth year when inaugurated. The average age of presidents when inaugu rated has been fifty-seven years. I have Mifforea from a kidney chfflcnHy lot the past ten years, accompanied with neivout spasms. Physicians gave me but temporary relief, bat after using three and one-hull bottles ot Warner's Sale Kidney and Livet cure, my nervous spasms were entirely re lieved. My age is seventy-seven years. recommend this great remedy to all suffering lrora nervous troubles. Easton, Pa, Mrs. Mart Rebbb. A monument has been placed at Litiz, Pa., oyer the grave of General Sutter, the discoverer of gold in Cali- tornia. Lreneral butter s body lies be side mat ot nis wife m the Moravian graveyard at Litiz, and it is said that this is the first instance where it has been allowed, as there the bodies of men, women and children are buried apart. Almost Tonus Again, Mv mother was afflicted a loutf time with neuralgia and a dull, heavy, inaotive condi tion ot the whole system; headache, nervous prostration, and was almost helpless. No physicians or medicines did her any good. Three months ao sho began to use Hop Bitters, with Bnch good effect that she seeim and feels young nunm, although over seventy years old. We tl ink there is no other medi. cine fit to ti60 in the family. A lady in Provi. dence, H Whu'mI. The latest official returns of benr. brewing in Germany relate to 1878. Prus sia and other North German Stains flion had 11,867 breweries; Bavaria, 6,070; I5aden, -J.lUO; Wurtembere:, 7,765: Alsace and Lorraine, 229. The pro duction was estimated at about 846,230, 000 imperial gallons, which, allowing for export and home consumption was about nineteen gallons per head. 5,000 will be forfeited and paid by the Mult Bitters Company it M alt Bitters, a luinily medicine prepared by them, does not excel iu a fair competitive examination all other oompounds now beloro the publio culled " Bitters." General Meredith Read, ex-minister to Greece, mentions an old man who recently died in Athens, aged 112. A son was born to him at the ago of ninety-two. Tho young man is of t.-di-nary size and strength, but is entnely destitute of teeth. When the season tor making presents comes, make some Btiflersr ot your arqiaint auoe a prueeut ot a bo tie oi Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup and note the benefit it will do him and the thanks ymi will receive. In Ohio there are 23,368 persons on tho pension rolls, of whom 2,026 aro widows of soldiers of the war of 1812. The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., Wilt Hiti.d their klt-ciro-Voltu o iiel'S lo tlie nfllicU-d upon 30 Uiiya' trial. See their adver tiamiient iu this patier headed, " Ou 30 Days' Ilia!." f5 Yf iWO) I P i TsEtotfiMssm iMMini ' - -- mm llet Out lnor. lhe dose cntiflnemont ot all factory work, gives the rpnrtitiv pallid face, poor sppe lite, languid, miserable feelings, poor blood, iiidotle liver, kidneys and miliary troubles, and all the physicians and medicine in the wOrld can not help them unlnM they get out of doors or use Hop Biltcrs, the pnrest and best remedy, espeoitilly lor such eases, having almndanoe ot hmlth, sunshine and rosy ehoek in them. They cost bnt a trifle. Bee another oolumn Chrittian R'eotdrr, It always makes a man foel dissatisfied with himself when ft friend tolls him " a word to the wiso is sufficient," and then goes on and talks to him for three hours. Stmbcnville Hrcald. Ely's Cream Halm. Kasixin, Pa., Jan. 28, ISfKK By far the best romedy tor the treatment of Catarrh, is Ely's Cream Balm, which it hav ing the largest Bales with us ot anv prepara tion now. The reports are all lavornble to the Balm, and we do not hesitate lo indorse it as superior to any and all other articles. The Balm is pleasant and easy to use, Ctbub LttVAU, St Sox., Druggists. Malarial lovers can be prevented, also other mirt8itiHtio (lisoiico, by occasionally using Dr. Siitford'$ Liver Invigorutor, the oldest general Family Medicine, whioh is recom mended as a eure for all diaeAses causes' by a disordered liver. Eighty-page book sent tree. Address Dr. rjanloi d, 162 Broadway, N. Y. Vkoetinb is nourishing end strengthening ( purities the blood; regulates the bowels; quiois the nervous system; acts directly up on the secreiious, and arouse the wbole ystein to aotion. Get I.yon's Patent Heel BU (Teeners applied to those new bouts bulore you run them over, U11KAT IIOItHK MEDICINE. DR. TOMAN' VKNKT1AN IIORSR UNIMRVT In pint bottles at IMS cents: Si years est ih'lsheit. It If the best In the world for the cu e of rolle. Old Sores. Sprains, Itruls.-s, Son- Throats, etc. TOItlAS' CONDITIO! I'UWDKHS are Trrnted to cure lltemicr, Kevor Worms, II ts; Ktve a fine coati Inert- 'se the appetite and coutisj the miliary orirans. Certified to by (! I. 1). MclUi.lcl. owner of aome of the fastest runnlini horses In the world, an I I.Hm others, aficenis. Sola bT drug gists. Depot fi Murray street, jNew York. Vegetine. H Kidney Complaints. DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS. Tho eytnptonis of an acute attack of Inflammation of the kiduora are as follows: Fever, pain In ttia tniall of the back, and thence ahootltiR downward j mimb"es of the thtKh, vomiting, usually at flint a deep red color of ttie mine, which becomes pale and colorless is the disease lucreaxea. and Is discharged very often with pain and difficulty; oostlveneas and wine d- gree of colio. Iu ohroulo dlveasea of the kidneys the symptoms are pnln In the back and limbs, diyoesBof the skin, frequent u. (nation (es pecially at night), general dropsy, headache, dlr.sl neasof sicht, Inclig stlon, ami palpitation of the heart, gradual loan of strength, paleness and puffl ue ss of the face, cough, and shortness of breath. In diseases of the kidneys the Veoitinc gives Immediate rollef. It has uever failed to cure when it is taken regular.? and directions followed. In many cases it may take several bottles, especially cases of long ftaudlug. It sets directly upon the secretions, clcauaing and strengthening, removing all obstructiona and Impurities. A great many can testify to cases of long siaudlng having beeu per fectly cured by the Vkoktimb, even after trying many of the kuown remedies which are said to be expressly lor tuts disease. Kidney Complaints. Cixoinhati, O., March 19, 1877, H. It. Stkvcms : Dear Sir I have nsed yonr Vfotin for soma time, and can trntbtully say It baa been s great benefit to me; and to those anffering from disease oi me aiuaeys i ctieeiiuliy r commend It. Kesiwctfullv. O. H. HMTTTT. Attested to by K. B. A(ih Held, druggist, corner jiguiu iuu ueuirai avenues. Cincinnati, O., April IS, 1877. Mr. H. R. Stivens : ' I have suffered several years with tlis kldiej complaint, and was Induced to try Veoetihb. 1 have taken several bottles of your preparation, and am convinced it is a valuable remedy. It haa done me more good tuau any other medicine. I can heartily recommend It to all Buffering from kidney wuiuiBiuia. jours respeominy, J. 8. MoMILLEN. First bookkeeper for Nrwball, Oale si Co., Flour aiercuants, no. bu weal f ront St., Cincinnati, O. Vegetink has restored thousands to health who bad boen long and painful sufferers. Vegetine is So!d by all Druggists. 1881. FREE. 1881. The I LLUSrii.VTED "GOLDEN PRIZE" lor 1S81 is now i eady This elegant book con tains about 200 flue engravings. A specimen copy will be sent 1. co to any one in the United State, on reoo pt of a three-cent sump to prepay po-rtage on the hook. Agents waoted. Address F. OLE S.)N A CO., 46 Suinnur Street, Boston. Ms-s. ON 30 DAYS' TRIAL. We will ton," our Electro-Voltaic llelts and other F.i.'. trie App Unices upon trial for 3o days to thou anllcteil with Mervuut Mnlity and ilitatriof a ptrtonal nature. A so of the l.iver, Kidneys, KUeuiuatiam, Paralysis, etc. A tnwt cure yuaruiUi ad or no pay. Address Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich. PETROLEUM Grand Medal at I'liilailelphla Imposition. vim JELLY Silver Medal at Paris Exposition. This wonderful fnbstance Is acknowledged by phy sicians throughout the wor'd to be the nett reme.lv dis covered tor the cure of Wounds, limns, lilteumatlgiu, Skin Diseubcs, Piles, Cat irrh. Clillb atns, Ac. Ill order that every one may ty It, It It put ui iu I A and is cent bottles fur household u.c. Obtain it from your druggist, and you will liud It superior toauytliiug you have ever used. Do Your Own Printing Presses and outllU from f .1 to ."5()(. Over 2,000 styles of Tyia;. Catalogue and leduced p Ice lift ;ree. It ..oovl.lt liilnlelphia,Pa. fl GREAT nFFERIIW.m up. timiiiteil G venrN. Keconcl lliiml INSVItlOJICVTH nt HAlti;AINS. AJF.Tj WAM'I'll, lllimtn 1 1 ATA I .MJI; K 1'ree. AilMtAt K WATiOtS tfc CO.,S2U IS'way, N. V. PURE TEAS,; AgentB Wunteil evcywhe to well to familieg. hoteis and s ock in the count y; tiuul'ty eWnl terms Hie hest. Coun-trvttoreki-ep.eisihou U cull or write Til U WKi.LS TEA CPA, y A A V aol Fuiton St., N.Y. V. O. llox .nU. TRUTH IS. Mi.Hjyj Baaaisk nsarwiii raj HUtMU, withy a, BMtfbl, saw ef , aaat lacs asT tau, ajaai MnaM fiarart t fmt fat sir ha. U.MSli,lawall(fusH,Haklfla whateyaa wil list aaaar. ajU tiutf aaar na..ia4J..sa,Pi. MiHTlM sJJ, UPta. M let jm CO n Polished liraiilt Monuments from ijtt vi. Free on board olilp to any pit of Amer ica. lnc -Unions accu'ate and Leant ful. Pima and prices free. JU1IN W. I.KiitiK. Sculptor, Aberdeen, Scotland. EVERY CHILD Sl'S as to get a jwl of the $1 .11 IN .i)l.l we are noiag to Kive aw.iy Feb. 10, lf0. The II rat one will receive HO. Price, it cents. Addrena P. O. ilox uSU, lloatiin, ataa, MALK All FRHALE AWET Wanted 111 every town an t city, to sell 1h. Ituoncs' Klso. Tine TttAMiritsmo Haitibv. Territoiy S'cured. Scud for Circular. Address W. II. llitoWN, Ko. 08 Tjniont St., HoBton, MasSj AST 11 4. Farnham's old Kstabllslied Asthma Hcine.ty idvlnii instant relief In all cases and wlilcb Is iii'lois.'.l by tlu.iibJin.ls of fiutfetera from Hits distressing disease, is manufactured and sold by Chas- Sliuter at tbs (mutual lb-K.t. S)tartu. Wisconsin, and sent per mall to any a.l'lresson receipt 01 tine iJonar per no. Villi Nlr n( KV 1-earn Telegraphy and ear. .LUUiTVJ lH.rL.W ,itotlouauiontn.ver granuaie Kuaraiueeii s iwyiu- situation. Auuress VALKN 11NIS IllloS., Vauaeia, JaueavUle, Wis. .31 ITSfirnh Ins ll.kll s-bhuS a toKOdxys. uusy lilltured. lift. J. toti-ajLMB, .Lebanon Oil 10. S350 A MONTH I AGENTS WANTRDI ?rf Ileal Belling Artlciea la the world. sampieTiat. Jaj Baonso, Detroit, M Ich. 0777 A TEAR and expenses to agents. Outfit Free. Addicts O virKK'lY. An ii-ta. Maine. VI.l.FU'S Brain rood-cure Nervous DeMlltj A Weakness of Uei.eralive Oratui, a l ad diuista bt ii l f ir 1. ir'l'i to Allen's Pharmacy, J I.I Klist Av.,r . V. pises CURE?; r.'r (US day st horns sully disA. 6olf auuia.4 Tans A Cs.i Assam, In, n. 4 Tjwuit ii w. t4lBV MUSTACHE WHISKERS !7h4'fl'fu I"'' keel... X.fc v-" ?BU,Md' ' Mesa..... J IWarsV h. . o, ua-i ft L eL m TTrww.see-iysaTiae1U pVm fails at V .a n.. 1... kiiiTll EOS. 70,003 SOLD YEARLY. The arrovvlrtB; vApitlnrltr and naefitlnvss of CAIlimi.T or PAlll.Olt OltHAN Is shown by the fact that stli! VKW TY TilOU- t! I are aolrl yearly In the United States, The best are the UASOIi & HAULM ORCAWS which bars been swarded mount distinctions ma DRKoiisraiTao tnraaioaiTT at stiut 0.1 a of the GREAT WORLD'S Industrial Exhibitions for thirteen years, with out one tingle taseptum, NEW STYLES Are ready this season with important Improvements, FUR I A RUB CilUHCIIKS, splendid organs, with great power and variety, at IA70, tm, S.TO0, and less prices) FOR SMALLKRCIIiniCHKS, SCHOOLS, Ac, H4 to $200 and upward. BL'PKKll DRAWLNU ROOM STYLES at 1X0 to S10, and upward. A GREAT VARIETY of SMALLER OROAN3 of tonal exesllenot, though leas capacity, or In plain CAsee, at fM to f 300 and upward. Also furnished roa sontblt or qdarterlt tatssmts, $A and upward. Three organ are certainly unHvnled In earrrttmr. vhile the pricM are nut much higher them thine if very tnjerivr tnttru mtita, llefnre purchasing any OrgSi send for Infest ILLl'R TRATKI) (JATAUHU 8 (33 pp. to.), containing full ticscitptlon snd prices. Inciudhw new styles, nnd nmr.h useful Information for ttie pun baser of any organ, wlilvtl will be sent rrc and rm(o! MAHoN A HAMId.V OHttAN 00.,lf t Tietnont Street, HOHTtlN 40 Kast llth Street, M.W 01Ut 119 Wabash Avenue, (JIIRMUO. s .- - . V. l irMm-o e -i-'r-T' - I f ' ',tiv;.;.:.. i. Too have read this notice about twenly times before. Hut did you ever act upon the siuiaes. tlon to often made, name y: To ask any l oot and shot Sealer for boo's with ;oo!rlrh's Pntent He mv merMeel It I vet Protri te.l .le t Uuaranterd to outwear any Sola ever ma le. If you have not, do no the very n it time you wa. t b Kits or shoes with soles that will wear like Iron and save repairs, and don't you buy any other. My references are any Sewing Machine Company or tbaur agents In this couutry. 11 c. tsoonitirn, 19 Church St., Worcester, It a., aud 40 lloyus Ave., Chicago, 111. BI-CARB SODA Is the hest In the Wo-ld. It Is absolutely piire. It Is the best fur Medicinal I'm poses. It Is the beet for ItaMng snd all Faintly Use. Sold by all Drugits and Urocele. PENN'A SALT MANUFACTURING CO., Phlla. DAMKL F. 1IEATTV8 OEGANS! 14 RTOPS, SUI1 HASS OCT. COITPLKB r ot IS. ?s I ICC? ONLY $ Ho P I A Mrs Sent on Trlnl Wai rnuteil, dialogue. Kree, n ionea uinirx y. nr.A 1 v. wax nuif 011. N. J. SORE EARS. CATARRH Miny p op!e are ailllctcd with these lo ithsom" dlse.ises. lutveiy few ever get we.l ironi them; tlnsisowlnz to mproper tri al nuiui only, as lliey a e icadl y cimib e if properly treated, 'tins is 11 1 Idle bona! but a fact I have jroven over and over a ra n bv 111 v treatment. Send f. r liy Utile II ok. ire to all. It w 1 t"il m 1 ll about these iiattcis and who 1 ant. Mv nirue Hook, :IT pages, octuvj, rlceA by uvil . Addnns lfli. V. 10. BtaWK I AltlUt, Aural burgeon, Henillim, a. The Creat Romody I-or IKE LIVER THE 9CV:EC,and the KIDNEYS. Them rroat orrnna are thr ntnfU clpaniwraof thoBysUra. If tin y worlt t.il, htnuh -wilJ be per fect, if Hut liocoHisjriuifM, drfrvlml diH'Air are (.oveloj)! heraum tlit blo.xi ia ptiPom-d with the huinni-s thntfhonld bnre hcen Hi d naturaJly. KipNEY-WORTwiil rrstomthe nr.tuml action, a:ur thro oir tl-o diMnw. ThnuMin-1 bnve been curd, orcl all 7my b. I' :r nft'.c I'TrII I :niptrista, I EYE-GLAGGES. representing the choicest selected Tortolte-Shell and Amber. The llglitcbt, Uaudsouiest, and strongest known. Sold by Opticians and Jewelers, Made by EPENCEB P.M. CO.. lit Maiden Lane, New York. Is the " Original " Concentrated Lyt and Reliable Family Soap Maker. Dire, turns a. i .. 111. my each t an for making lli.nl. Nofl and 'l oll. I noun quickly. It is full jplaht and streti.ith. Ask your grocer for NAl'ONI I I I II, and take no otUcrr. PENN'A SALT MANUFACTURING CO., Phila. This Claim-Uouse KstalMlthed 105. PENSIONS. Nevr Tjkt Thousands of soldiers and helm entitled. P. unions date back to disharte or death. 7'ime Iimifcit Address, with siamp, tiKOUtiU E. II.XOSI, P. O. Drawe- : i.t. Wnshliitrtnn, 1.C. RED RIVfcH VALLEY 2, 000, CCO Acreo Wheat Land s Be la tae Werld. fur sals by Uim SI Panl, ffimcapGiis I H.B. CC. Aim asllars par aors allonsd U rmxm fsr braaa las aaa ssUUTaiwai. i'tt iartioulu spay tm D. A. McKINLAY, aVsssaal C mllner, s t. rani, ritaai. Literary Revolution. 3- ST MTfl eic'i, formerly l.f0 to $1 -.4 each: VUll I O I. il.i auiay's Life of Kiedcnck ihe Ureat. II. f arlyie's Lire i.f Holier Itur; HI. I.a- martin ' Life o Mary yn.-en of Scots. IV. Tho. luahe. Manliueas tx aTITlM1"C each, formerly . si..) of (Jtiribt. V 1 I W I v iaeh: I. Aruo.ii's Light of Asia. II. Uol.iBunth'a Vicar of Wakeheld. III. baron Munchausen's Travels and Surprising Adventu es Por I.V ;i CNi Biuiyau's Pilgrim's Progress. Illustrated catalogue sent free. AHKHIOAN HOOK KXCIIAaGK, John U. Aldeu, atanager, Tubune ltutldiiu,'. New York. llalr lveltt!icSPKST .oi l HKl; it uc(a inal.iuU 'ic.iiia.v .p'o'lucin tlie moat .i.itiual llalleaof It uek or Kl.iwi.1 il. V..'l I' 1 I U f attuv and Is ea-ily iRKTAlinRii'S '1'01"1' ' '"dard i ItlO I nUultU piepu allon and a favorite , .,, c . .-1 j m-11 i i mm ir 1 inl et lor Lady or tjeiitieiuau. Sold bv 1)111 irit4 and nrw plied liy Hair Hi esse s. lCllot.T. V II l.'llllM ,.N.Y. C. N. OKlTTE-NTtl.S'.Agt. GEfJTS VAfiTED UW J1a& Best and Fastest Selling aM BIBLES. Prior reduf?d till per rent. Art.lrf" ATI O! A Is I hiCHi 1 " n l. I nin. m,,. JJISTEY& C! BSATTLEBORO VI mm ltd 111 2Q ' l Lnia. a-nuj.. uiU ?. list " svAiisat laui.iM.I'atlUki, NATRONA 65. SAPONIFIER DICTORIAL BOOKS 1 (C7 nl sail' - W 1 ho World's Ulcdcl Magaz DEMOREST'S ILLUSTRATED H? Model Parlor Magazine cltlseWorll combining the essentials . of all ota. Th Increasing pop"'"''' IIEHOMR'T' ! 'l lll.V . At.AZIli a .prt.ily r i. Illg over sevenleeu yem, is ample proof that each e civdlnil year tlmls It Improved Iu It vitality, henlity atlrai llveneasi tliusisieiitlnii Hie enthusiastic ei.coir.li' hestoweil iiiou It by Its Hue citoia of lulcilojcnl u critical reudcia The peculiar rcntnres of this Msiajilne remlee It r eolutelv lndlsieiis.ille lii the funny elide. I to n Issi. to rctliie. elevate and lnti tilt. Not only does It s how home run he lieanf.lled and ailoi lied, l.ut It p" out the wnv liV which tlie (''a'.lllea of head Olid In n' 1 Ik- o cultivated that they will shed around the tioiieo. Unlit 0 Inlellecliial aiMlnn.inl lieiiuty. 'I lius It Is a s family guide, a counselor and friend for the young, .: those older llnd proUt and pleiisuie In Its puces. So varied and Instructive are Its departments, coir tnu. Bf tuey do, 1 1 1 KHA 1 1' UK, A It T, Allt lli I Ki l l i I'tlKTItV, FI.OIlltJUl.Tl'HK, lltll HK AXU IK MA PI Ki(S. V(IHK. '1'AHI.K, FASHIONS, Yd! AMKMCA'S t;.llt.Klt.KI)l)ltIAl ON' TOPIC:;.' Tl K IIA Y. SI1KMK At IUIRIK, K ;il I.jm 01.1 II. UKVIhW OK N KW III K Ik S.I that It forms a valuable conipcudlu Useful iiifoniiallou for evei Imdy, Its I Iterary Ieiwi (iiie... t I RVMIAI.S. HtHlHTSH T'AI.KS. HlOUK A 1'BlC A. MllN I'lll'i ' desirable n . stored jftd lllSIOK, Shkh men, rssir-, KoiroKMLi, Por.i aim mm n 1 ous AilTICIEA. from tl.e pens of the best write Kurope and America; thus tuniUliUig' the most and pVipulur llteruture of the (lay. Its Antslto lrim tiileut possesses ttmtr teicttt. It Is lllllsl-ated with heaulilul Attt 1'n u -tin, of rare dellcac) of lit lr.li, or well executed Sn -other Kiiitraviims of celeh.ated pictures, hy leuowued artists of ancient slid uiodern t o 1 Fashion Ii.uhtiiatiom, winch for beauty, vain ' rellablllly aie nottiiualed by those of any in,... tlie world. Its Nclentl He, Architectural, Klorlr" nl. Ho .a lu J and funliloit Itrpait a.c enuully full and attractive! the wlime i. MaxuAine which most admtiably combine the t. oiiiamental, the luali uctive and elite. ImiiiIii.;. a. for beaut' , utility, orlclnallty and cheapness, is ' peer In the Held that it occupies. Any one dealrlug a sample copy of this t! coiiip'iclieiisHe and elenant L1TKKAHY and ( Mai.A.INK. can obtain the aaiue by foruui t.'KN'IS; orforOUItliKNTOOI'IKS. lii cents. ' 81 IISCHIPTION, tvt.iNi, wllh a valuable , 11111 tu .aril anliscritorr, wliu lias Iwsi.ly cful ami beautiful sun select fioia. ("enil your address on post I rant ' details of this unrivaled publlcutlo W. JENNINGS DEM0I.ES 17 Eait 14th Street, I A Rents Wanted Kverrwhtrt to srdinary Inducements will be oilcred. essttal fl lus 1 Purest and llcst jiedlcino en AeoHmblnatlon of Hops, Buch'i drakia and Dandelion, with uii t mosto urative pn.pertioa of all oth' makes thegroau.i.t Stood Purlf. Regu ntor, ami Ijfo aud licain, Agout ouWMasisWBaiaS B"'th. Ko disease an possibly mn eilrt v Bittora are uwndo ruinu uiu pel iv oparatlona.1 To all whose eTjimploynicntaeauiK' tyofUiobowolsoruilnr7 orpans. auirean Aonotlrervk. Toi.lo andim Hop Bitters are invatVuililn. Wit h Icatlns. an No mutter what your f ,,cllntrs or are what the disease or ail Niment lm. tfrs. Don't wait until you iL'n fiiflt I only feci bad or ml,'nilile,HUSAtiien It in.ty aav your life. It haaSa'' "fed i 500 will bs paid foraeoB',B hev cure or hcln. Vo not wifror v. 01 U t y suffer.but use and urrro tin ni "o Remember, flop Itltters is 1 drunken nostrum, but the Purest Medicine over made ; too "UtiUMT1 and HOPf" and no peinon or family ahould be without tacm. D. I.O. Is an awolutfl and IrresiAtlhio e,,e forbninkeuness, uMiol oiiluui, tobacco ni. nnrtotles. Alt sold ov ili ui.-.'Uts, tituiii .I'Ir...!.. II.. IIIO Mr. Ttooheuter N.Y ncd Tor.mto. lint. tTf KIN tl- FRAZE1. AXLE GRE ttiar. KOIt SILK II Y Ai l, IsKAI.I- It Awarded tlie MKDAL Of IIOSOK at tlit Cmtmm I'arU KjjiHition. Chicago FRAZER LUBRICATOR CO. NewV tj.u4uJil ' ' v '. " i. A . ','., ti '.Vf..' " D. YT. TATXE JfeTMsrTORXINOTNrY. SVASI.IHUKa ISA,,, rutent Bpurk-ArreBtlnir Kn cincs.uiouutc'l and tin skids. Vertlcul EnnineB with wro'l boilum. tuieUa riufcty pow ers with bectiimul biillcru . can't bo exploded. All with Autouiutic Cut-OUa. I' mm fist) t. $2,000. Bend (ur )i rculur. StAtt where you saw thim ill 1 1 l L l ' ' I V CUlO 1 flllstii U fitktir': -X. Klll'tl fa-l r.'lili c f llie Woiittt, v'lnics, fhr-iinu iniutiiiinHi ou or i .ivi'iiiuj.'i fl t WiHiiii. !u.'itlt'ii(ul ilt'iiiorrtiti;;o or H'i)'iiu-. SniMH-tL', and Irit-gulitr Ait.n iiMuft.ni. ac. A:i fl-i 1 i liatiltt r-iiietly. JSt-nd pui iai oar'l for m ...iitj.li't i, . U irtui uirni, curt' autl . tttiti iialu-uis, tu HoW' trth m b illartl, Ulkta, N. V. U 60 L-r Uitua. dTji i Wii.fi iu jt.ui owu UiwU. ie.ina una ( n n ta nl mm n ' UN L I THAT IS OUST 1 isouiiC. . I What 1 shull I I mitRs' a l l00 AFTtH THIS Jl I GRE . TRADt SAhsS'fjSii-tir.'L THE yry HnPPIN ESS ISS. I l".. '.'..I. . . ' . . . . ..... I ... f irTvV' tv'jvV.Mi:-;:, 4 ! " ''..- j f'' Vtf;t:.'i.' 'V'.'-.'Vv- .?r.v.'.'; -;. j
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