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W ddi.M biijou k Co., I'orlmd, Ms. wm L i v mmmimiM. RHEUMATISM. & E3 MM B 9 i t'A,.. -a- PENS ONS SAPOMIFIER A NEW SKETCH BY DICKENS. Mr. Hottert Holloa, the Gentleman Con nected with the rre. Below we mako room for ono ol a 8 rit'a of six sketches called the ' Mud frog Papers'written in his early days by C'haclea Dickens for h'cntlcv'a Misccl Uiny. These sketches have never ap peared in any of Dickens' published woiks, and are therefore unknown to the present generation of readers. Any tiling new from the pen of the great English novelist cannot fail to arouse interest in the thousands who have been charmed by the great novelist's works In the parlor of tin Green Dragon, a public-house in the immediate neigh borhood of Westminster Bridge, every body talks ro'ities, every evening, the great political authority being Mr. Robert Bolton, an individual who de linrs himself ns " a centleman connected with the press," which is a definition of ftcculiar indefiniteness. Mr. Robert tolton's regular circle of admirers and listeners are an undertaker, a green crocer. a hairdresser, a baker, a laree stomach surSliounted by a man's head, and placed on the top of two particularly short legs, and a thin man in black, name, profession and pursuit unknown, who always sits in the same position, always displays the same Ion?, vacant face, and never opens his lips, sur rounded as he is by most enthusiastic conversation, except to pull' forth a volume of tobacco smoke, or give vent to a very snappy, loud and shrill hem ! Tho conversation sometimes turns upon literature, Mr. Bolton being a literary character, and always upon such newa of the day as is exclusively possessed by that talented individual. 1 found my self (of course accidentally) in tho Green Dragon, the other evening, and being somewhat amused by tno follow ing conversation,' preserved it. "Uanyou lend me a ten-pound note till Christmas?" inquired tho hair dresser of the stomach. "Where's your security, Mr. Clip?" " My stock in trade there's enough of it, I'm thinking. Mr. Thickne.'se. Some fifty whigs, two poles, half a dozen lie ad blocks, and a dead bruin." No. I won't, then." erowled out Thicknesse, "I lends nothing on Ihe security of the whigs or the Poles either. As for wigs, they're cheats; as for the Poles, they've got no cash. I never have nothing to do with block heads, unless I can t awoid it (ironi cally), aud a dead bear's about as much us.5 to me as 1 could bo to a dead bear." "Well, then," urged the other, there's a book as belonged to Pone. "Byron's Poems," valued at forty poi nds. because it's eot Pone's identi cal scratch on the back: what da you think of that for security?" Well, to be sure: ' cried the baker. But how d'ye mean, Mr. Clip?" " Mean! why. that it's cot the hotter- gruff of Pope. Steal not this book, ior fear oi Lanirnmn'a rope: For it bt longs to Alexander Tope.' All that s written on the inside of the binding of the book; so, as my sonsayp, hUnnri r KoHo if i J J . . ... ...... . I Well, sir" observed the undertaker. deferentially, and in a half whisper. leaning over the table, and knocking over the hairdresser's grog as he spoke, " mat argument s very easy upset." -remaps, sir," said Jiip. a little flurried, " you'll pay for the first upset afore you thinks of another." " Now." said tho undertaker, bowing amicably to the hairdresser, " I think, I says 1 think you'll excuso mo, Mr, jiip, i ininir, you see, tuat won t go down witu tne present company un fortunately, my master had the honor of makirg the coffin of that ere lord's housemaid, not no more nor twenty year ago. uon t turns x m proud on it, gentlemen: others might be: but I hate rank of any sort. I've no more rcsp ct ior a iora s iooiman man i iiave lor ny respectable tradesmen in this room. I may say no more nor l have for Mr ijnp Loowingj. mereiore, mat ere lord must have been born long after Pope died. And it's a logical inter ferance to defer, that they neither of them lived at the same time. So what I mean is this here, that Pope never had no book, never seed, felt, never smelt no book 1 tnumpbantlyl as belonged to that ere Jord. And, gentlemen, when I consider how patiently you have 'eared tne ideas wuat l iiave ex Dressed. 1 feel bound, as the best way to reward you for the kindness you have exhibited, to sit down wit bout saying anything more partickler as I perceive a worthier visitor nor myself is just entered. I am not in tue nabit ot paying compliments gentlemen; when I do, therefore, I hope I strikes with double torce." "Ah, Mr. Murgatroyd! what's all this about striking witli double Ibrce?" said the object of the above remark, a? tie entered. " 1 never excuse a man s get ting into a rage during winter.even when lie's seated so close to me hre as vou are. It's very injudicious to put yourself into such a perspiration. What is the cause of this extreme physical and mental ex citement. 6irr"' buch was the very philosophical ad dress ot jvir. liooert isolton, a shorthand writer, as he termed himself a bit of equivoque passing current among his fraternity, which must give the unin itiated a vnst idea of the establishment of the ministerial organ, while to the initiated it signifies that no one paper can lay claim to me enjoyment ot their per vices. Air. isolton was a young man witu a somewtiat sickly and very dissi pated expression of countenance. His habiliments were composed of an ex quisite union of gentility, slovenliness. assumption, simplicity, newness and old age. Half of him was dressed for the winter, the other half for the sum mer. If is hat was of the newest cut, the DOrsay; his trousers bad been white, but tho inroads of mud and ink, etc., aad given mem a pie bald appear ance; round his throat he wore a very high black cravatot the most tyrannical stiffness, while his tout ensemble was hidden beneath the enormous folds of an old brown poodle-collared greatcoat. which was closely buttoned up to the aforesaid .cravat. His fingers peeped mrougu me enasoi dm black kid gloves, ana two ol me toes ot e&cu foot took a similar view of society through the ex trcmities of his highlows. S:icred to the bare walls of hia garret be tha mys teiies oi ma interior dress i lie was a short.spaie man, of a somewhat Inferior deportment, .h very body seemed influ enccd by his entry into the room, and his salutation of each member partook of the patronizing. The hairdresser made way for him between himself and the stomach. A minuto afterward he had taken possesion of his pint and pipe. A pause in the conversation took place. Everybody was waiting, anxious for his first observation. "Horrid murder in Westminster this morning," observed Mr. Bolton. Everybody changed their positions. All eyes wero fixed upon tho man of paragraphs. " A baker murdered his son by boiling him in a copper," said Mr. Bolton. "Good heavens I" exclaimed every body, in simultaneous horror. "Boiled him. centlomen I" added Mr. Bolton, with tlm most effective emphasis "boiled hi ml" . And tho particulars, Mr. IJ.," In quired the hairdresser " the particu lars r" Mr. Bolton took a very lone draught of porter, and some two or three dozen whiffs of tobacco, doubtless to instill into the commercial capacities of tho company the superiority of a gentleman connected witu tno press, nnd tnen said f The man was a baker, gentlemen. Every one looked at tho baker present, who stared at Bolton. His victim, being his son, also was necessarily the son of a baker. The wretched murderer had a wife, whom ho was frequently in the habit, while in an intoxicated Btate, of kicking, pummcling, flinging mugs at, knocking down and half-killing while in bed. by inserting in her mouth a con siderable portion of a sheet or blanket." The speaker took another draught, everybody looked at cvervbody else, and exclaimed: "Horrid!' "It appears in evidence, gentlemen." continued Mr. Boulton, "that on the evening of yesterday, Sawyer tho baker came home in a reprehensible state of beer. Mrs, S.. connubially considerate, carried him in that condition unstaiis inte his chamber, and consigned him to their mutual couch. In a minute or two she lay sleeping beside tho man whom tho morrow's dawn beheld a murdtrer ! Entire silence informed the reporter that his picture had attained the awful effect ho desired. The son camo home about an hour afterward, opened the door and went up to bed. Scarcely (gentlemen, conceive his feel ings of alarm ) scarcely had lie taken off his indescribablcs, when shrieks (to his experienced car maternal shrieks) scared the silence of surrounding night. He put his indescribablcs on again, and ran downstairs. He oner.cd the door of the parental bedchamber. His father was dancing upon his mother. What must liavo been his feelings! In the agony of tho minuto ho rushed at his male parent as he was about to plunge a kmlc into t lie side ot t lie loin ale. 1 lie mother shrieked. The father caught the sou (who had wrested tho kmle from the paternal grasp) up in his arms. carried him downstairs, shoved him into a copper ot boiling water among some hnen. closed the lid, and lumped upon the top of it, in which position he was found with a terocious countenance by the mother, who arrived n the molan clioly wasli-nouse just ns ne Had so settled himself. "Where's my boy?' shrieked the mother. "'In that copper, boiling.' coully ro plied the benign father. blrucK by tuc nwlul intelligence the mother rushed from the. house, nnd alarmed the neighborhood. The police entered a minute afterward. The father. saving Doiieauio wasii-nouso uoor, nn bolted himself. They dragged the life having boited tho wash-houso door, had tnofl Vw . "i tt r f f I-,. -v. 1 1 (1 ,1 li n 1 n . 4 I . i ) IVOO UUUJ V l 1 1 ' 1 I L 1IUU1 Lilt. caldron, and, with a promptitude com mendable in men of their station, they immediately carried it to the station house. Subsequently the baker was ap prehended while seated on the top of i lamp-post in Parliament street, lighting Ins pipe. The whole horrible ideality of the "Mysteries of Udolptio, condensed into the pithy effect of a ten-line paragraph, could not possibly have eo affected the narrator's auditory. Silence the purest and most noble of all kinds of applause bore ample testimony to the barbarity of the baker, as well as io Bjlton's knack of narration: and it was oalv broken after some minutes had elapsed by inter.iectional expressions ot tne m tense indignation of every man present Tho baker wondered how a British baker could so disgrace himself and the highly honorable calling to which he belonged; and tne otners indulged in a variety of wonderments connected with the subject; among which not the least wonderment ivas that which was awak ened, by the genius and information of Mr. Robert Bolton, who, after a glow ing eulogium on himself, and bis un speakable intl'ience with the daily press, was proceeding, with a most solemn countenance, to hear the pros and cons of the Pope autograph question, when I took up my bat, and lett. The Family Farse. Tle money question between husband and wife is one of the most serious drawbacks to married happiness, and it is time it was adjusted on a more just and equal basis. The life of utter de pendence winch some women lead is crushing and degrading. Men do not realize the utter helplessness and vacu ity to winch the system condemns woman. Now, does "anybody believe that it is necessary for the welfare of the family that she should go to him for twcntv-live cents every time she needs it for car-fare or a spool of thread ? Is it right or just to take her imbecility in money matters for granted before she lias been tested? Is it not just such women, who are left by the failure of some speculative craze to their own re sources, with the burden or a lamily upon their inexperienced shauldcrs, who often display wonderful powers of energy nnd calculation, in addition to thrift and persevering industry, which ought to put all such men to shamof Women, as a general rule, can make one dollar go as far as two in the bands of men; and many conceited individuals, who now consider that social fcvstem bounded by four walls ot their dwelling would cease to revolve if they were taken out of it. would find great haopi ness and great pecuniary advantags in putting the control of all the interior details of their homes in the hands of their wives, with a division of the in come equal to the requirement. Woman's Journal. Words of praise, indeed, are almost as necessary to warm a child into a genial life as acts ot kindness and anection Judicious praise is to children what the sun is to flowers. Perjury is nt only a wrong to a par ticularv person, but treason against hu man society, subverting at once the foundation of public peace and justice and the private security of every man's lite and fortune. Asa Ward, of Moore's Branch, Kan., as increased tin bar 1j not Mi ytin-j ot ge by cutting a fair J sat of ldiU. TIMELY TOPICS. Tho Holyoke (Mass.) Gazette savs: It is stated upon excellent authority that in tins neighborhood there is a lady who has built a house cut of a fund made by silling rum to her own hus band. He is a drinking man, and so his wife struck the bargain with him that if he would drink he must agrco to buy all his liquor of her. She thus pocketed tho profit, instead of the regular rum sellers. Such a plan put into general practice would build many a Home, nnd we commend it to all the married drunkards of the city. The Afot:weslcrn Lumbernai mcr- tions an experiment which may have important results for lumbermen nnd grist-millers. Sawdust and bran com pressed at little cost into a space which will much reduce the cost ot their transportation. Into a block of com pressed sawduRt an eight-penny nail was driven so nrmly that it broke in tho attempt to draw it. Yet tho Dlock was easily friable. Three pecks of bran were compressed into a roll six inches long by six inches diameter, capable of enduring much handling, yet eas jy broken with the fingers, lno process will probably bring sawdust largely into use for bodding horses, and will reduce the cost oi bran to consumers distint fjom the mills. At the woefu' battle of Isandula two British soldiers, Melville and Uoghill, were killed whilo attempting to rescue the colors of their regiment. When the ex-Empress Eugenic went out to Zulu- land to visit tho place where her son was killed, she carried with her two wreaths sent by Queen Victoria to their graves. Eugenie lound tticir resting place and tenderly fulfilled her misiion. An exchange says: She wrote aficr- warJ a letter to the queen describing tho wild, grand spot where they are buried, the heroic circumstances of their death, as she ha.i been ablo to learn them, adding a few words of earnest sympathy for lliem and congratulation lor tlic sovereign wlio Had men so brave to lose; all of which the ti'iecn copies in her own hand and sends with a lettc r ol vrnest sympathy to tho widows of the dead heroes. In Morgan county, near Hazle Green, Ky., a most horrible outrago was com mitted recently. A young man aged eighteen, named Buchanan Cay wood, a rts'dent ot llazle drcen, induced a voung girl aged seventeen, named Est'u r Jane Oldlield, to take a drink of peach brandy wlncu was so strongly im pregnated with cantharides that she was immediately scizod with vomiting; tlie interior of her throat and stomach sloughed off, and was thrown up, with great quanti ties of blood, which cameu her death in a lew hours. The ytung lady was of got d family and highly respected. Yourg Cay wood was arrested and tried befoie an examining court and committed to jaitat west liberty without bail, on a cliarge oi murder. iiio tesiimoiiy showed mat he gave her liquid with mean intent and wils aware of its fatal tendencies, anJ said "he didn't care if it did kill her." At one time there was noma talk of lynching hiui, but better counsel prevailed. When Ganibctta delivers a speech he pronounces two hundred and thirty to two hundred and forty words a minute. Ah ordinary speaker pronounces onlv about one hundred and eighty words in tlic same time. Lord Macau ley used to pronounce three hundred and thirty words in a minute. WRsbtngton Critic. SAVtD BY OIL. Mrs. Susanna Amus, No. 11 Bartlett street, B iltimore, Md , had for twenty- two years been a sufferer from sores and pains in her limbs. She tried many remedies wituout any lavorabie results. Happening to hear of St. Jacoha Oil. site concluded at last to try it. Tlie result was wonderful. Ihe sore healed, the pains vanished, and she is now well again. The street car was crowded and the driver was just about to start, when Gilholy remarked to a mend: "jtnes s not married yet, is her ' "Uf course not. I thought he was not married yet, for I saw him carrying home a broom yesterday." A red-laced woman snap ped her eves at uunooiv and pusiicr a cadaverous, timid-looking man ahead of her as she got out of the car. ualvenon Nlws. Jackson (Mich.) Daily rtriot. We learn from Mess. Moore & Hum phrey, that St. Jacobs Oil is regarded as the very best selling liniment ever sold, and is giving the highest satislaction. It bas effected many good cures. The wonderful boy violinist D'A ibert. who is becoming so popular in England, is said to be, in spite of tiis genius, a "thorough boy, laughing, joking, up to any lun." cut tue moment lie comes to the piano be is like an Arab horse with thrilling nerves and eyes dilated, ( nr mothers young and old nil praise Dr. Still's linliy Syrup; lor it it thn bit thing for dubies while leouiing. 1'rioe io ceuls a bottle. The palm for the quietest convention of the presidential year has already been awarded, by general consent, to me gathering of deaf mutes in Cincinnati. Dr C. E. Shoemaker, the well-known auml surgeon of Itoading, Pa., oll'oru tosendliy mail. li co of charge, a valuable little liook oa Ucalaesa ana diseases of tue ear specially on running t ar and catarrh, and tbetr proper treatment giving relereuces and testimonials that will tutiuly the moat skeptioal. Address as above. Are You Not lit Uood Health 1 It the Liver is tlie source ot your troubln, you can nnd an absolute remedy in 11 u. oan roBD's Lives Ihviooratob, tho only vetrou- ble eathaxtio which aols directly on the liver. Cures all Bilious diseases. For liook address Pa. Sakfokd, 182 Broadway, New York. The Voltaic Belt Ce.. Marshall . 1!cti. Will seud their Klectio- Voltaic Bulls t the t-Micted upon 30 days' trial, bee their ailver tisement in this paper beaded, " On 30 Days' Veoetink is acknowledge 1 by all classes ol people to be the beet aud most reliable blood portlier in tne wona. Get Lyon's Patent ITeel Stiffenera appliitd to UioBe new boots bilore you run them ovut. ItauKhlert, Wires and Mothers. Da MAKi.lll.M S r I Kill s K ( A 1 llul.K i )N will pcel tlveiy cure female Weukm-SH, such as 1'allinit ol the Wointi, Willies, Chronic liill.tinniatioi) or lllcctatton of the Wolnh, locl'lental Hemorrhage or FloOilini, Painful, Supprrsbrd and lrreu'ar M.-ii.iiu iIkhi, c. An old nnd rehn:ti leiut'ly. fSinl p.t n tutd for a pamphlet, wuh trctiuieui. tuns and c,-i nn ittca from plisicl ms an 1 patieu s. to UoWAHTH HAI.LAhD, I'uu, X. V. SvU by .l Uiu.rfi.is-sl.W pr tioilis. Man's Ago. Few men die of age. Almost all die of disappointment, passion, mental or bodily toll, or accidents. Jiie passions kill nun sometimes, even suddenly. Tho common expression, choked with passion, has little exaggeration in it; for even though not suddenly fatal, strong passions shorten life. btrong-bodied men ottcn die young; weak men live longer than tho strong; for the strong use their strengtli and tho weak have none to use. The latter take caro of themselves, the tormer do not. As it is with the body to it is with tho mind and temper. The strong are apt to break, or like tne csndie. to run; mo weak to burn out. The inferior animals which live temperate lives have generally tl eir prescribed number of vears. The horses live twenty-fivo. the ox fifteen or twenty, the lion about twenty, t lie dog ten or twelve, the rabbit eight, the guinea pig six or seven years." These numbers all bear a similar proportion to the time the animal takes to grow to its lull size. Hat limn, of the nnimms, is ono that seldom lives this average, lie ought to live a hundred vear, ac cording to physical law, for five times twenty aro ono hundred; but, instead of that, lie scarcely renches on an average lour times his growing period; the cut six times; the rabbit even eight timoi tho standard of mcasurmcnt. I he rea son is obvious man is not only the most irregular and the most intemperate but tho most laborious and hard-worked or all the animals. He is also tlic niot irritable of a'l animals; and there is reason to believe, though wo can not tell what an animal secret v feels, I h it, more than anv other animal, man cher- shea wrath to keep it warm and co suuies Inmselt with the tiro of his ovn secret reflections Size of Countries. Ireland i about tho sizo of Ma:no France i.s more than twice ns large as Kngland, Wales and Scotland together iexns is ttiirty-Hvo times as la1 go ns Massachusetts, or as largo ns Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachu setts, Khode Islund, Connecticut, New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Mary l.uid, Ohio and Indiana combined. 1 1 e entire population of the United States could bo provided for in the State of Texas, allowing each man. woman and child lour acres ot land. Boston Tim- c -ii'l. The reason whv some people are so frightfully empty is that they are full ot ilienisrlves. FROM THE FARM TO THE PRESIDENTIAL CHAIR Tbl. I. the rheanet and on: T romn ete and suthenlk Life of (ien. Uarltenl. II curio s nun steel potliul s of O field Hi Aitl'Ur, and Is Indoised by their most Int.- m.i.e ftiell s. Ib'W e 'f " c.lUHPcn..y llllluill ns. Audita Wnitteil - S,nl tor tirculais cont-iiiilnit s III t itcS' rlpl lull ol llie ti'ii iiii-i cxiia icrint iu akciiii. Address .tiu.n.l i'i;ui i5uisu i o., i'iiiiaieipnia. 11 PERMANENTLY CURES t; KIDNEY DISEASES, L' LIVER COMPLAINTS Constipation and Plies. H IT HAS WHY? 3 WONDERFUL r J V Hits ae,;ifffyafrji nAisit-rt BECAUSE IT ACTS ON TUB LITEIt.THK DOWELS AND KID NEYS AT TUB SAME TI31B. M eoauss It olenn the yatemof the polaonoua humors that develope in Kidney and Urinary dlaeasee, Bil iousness, Jaundice, Constipation, Piles, or In Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Female disorder. KID.f ET.WOBT as mtrj TecwtaMo Msa. penad aae aa saat by asall ratals. I J 0s pack ags will make six ts ef stselelas. TUT IT WOVfr x Bay II at the DnnUU. Mae, Si.ee. aLU,aI!SAEJ3CSeO., rrnprlstsrt, 9 Barllas-taa, Vs. IsLslisWsSssiusaJsfeUl aaSuUi ADIES Ami STO It K-It K K P II III Toa J cau set Cltnlce (lood cli ao, by wiltiuK en a o4tl for our I'l l- e Mbt, which enaliles you to urtles by mall tne nest way, sun set Vie many sinus ol Mer tuaudifc we keep for sale at surpiUlimly low prices. We seul atmplesof lUinhuri' , I uce., Ki1iIhiis, r rhiKes, etc If rniue.ted.' We aril Wholesale aud Keuil for (Ja-n Sown. A nev conililnntli'n s stem entitles us to quote very clone prices. We have f I, $i and $5 packages of tlous which cannot Iw bou-:lit f'ir twice die iiutuey elsi wbrre, all wai ted In evs ) faiuliy. Money returned If not satisfactory. llOltill lOT A. OtTTTOiW. ft-V Treniont titreet. HnHton, Hi BICARB B IlUls-l SQD1 k IM s hi the w-arKl. n Is ahwInUry yara. n si m fr Mndldnal Pwpotea R Is the heel fys Baalas aar u ricny teas, svtta by all uisu uu aaa urecsa. PEMN'A SALT MANUFACTURINI CO., PWk PETROLEUM JELLY iranl Medal Silver Medsi at Plriladelph at Paris xpu3itiou. Exposition. Thli wunderfu. ril btan. li wknowltrlfrM J phynV ciiiim turouulmut tlie worl-1 to le the he si roniutly ui rovercl for Hit? cure uf Woun Hurt is, Ulu-miutiaio, Kkln Diw-ilm'bV l'llf. Cal.'inh. ('hllhlAlufv. Ac, In unli limt every one nmy try It, it Is put up in 15 antl ct Nntlea ft.r ti-u.M.-hiiM u&e. iMittin It from your dnipist, ni't you will Uuti 11 tutriur to ktuyUiiug yuu have evei mea. TRUTH IS. MiaHJ?i Bfaaiaa Hear mil htt XBlOei.U. oilb you Ma. sjeifla, aeier ui ea, aad imk halt, saae aorracl suMi C luat falare ba tHu4oistiU, tuit-aisef sssaaa, tiaaeaad place beta tea will Bias asst. Jaka ot oaar. stk-.b. Al.K. snd Female Agents to f -11 the only t'onibl- nut lint l- Riuilv Neetlle I'nckuue nut ud ill a Imm 'K. Superior to all othets. S:tllipicS !' Ilclll, l.tc. LIVKIU'OOI. .NKKULKCO-.llox l:tl,P I). New York VOUNG MEN mouth. ,very K'aouate g Uon. Address B, Valentine, Mi Learn TeleKrapny ana eam sVIO to llllll a guaranteed a payuia , In ntiae. Manager, JaneavU ula, w a. opium?: Hurwhlaa HaJbM flmrw la IS xednya. nupaylult'urea, j. eisraass, Lobuiia . onio. BUGGIES; r the TKADE. Territory given. l&Kf IU, UAKKIAuK I'll. Cluclimatl, O. Catalogue 1'Ke.K. S 7 7 7 A YKAH aud expenses to ageuu. I mint l-ree. AltlecS V. o. VICKKHY, Aunuota, Mime. illlWtKl. lit a dar at boms eaallr made. Ckatls r I ' Ouua I tee. Addisxe Isua 4 Co., Auguaut, Man.a if I & nnMA SI NA1UKLS REMtDV. IV T I V t a, I J IV IK Tut CmT Bmon Piminrw WILL CURE Scrofula, Scrofulous Humnr, Osncer, Cancerous Httmoi Erysipelas, Canker, Salt Khemn, rimpies or nuinur In the Face, Comhs snu coins, uiccrs, iimm-ium NeurslKla, Dyspepsia, llheumatlmn. Pains In the Side, Constipation. Costlvenesi, Piles, Plssluess, Headache, Nervoustiets, Pains In the Hack, Fnlntm sa at the Stomach, Kidney Complaints, Female Weakness and Ueneral Debility. This preparation Is scientifically and chemically ' oon blned, anil so alrunaly conccntiatiM tiom roots, nerimani barks. Uiat Its ood eilecln are realised Inimeili.itely an commem ln to IhU It. There Is no cllscaw ol tne numai system ior which me . mi" V,', " ran s.riTT, as II does not contain any metallic font n .us.1. For eradlc.itlii the system of all linpurltlesol (he blood It has no ennui. H has never failed to ellecti curs. alTlns tone and strength to the system debilitates by dlioaae. Its wonderful effects npon the compliilnU named are eurprlshm to all. Many hae been cured tJ Ihe Vsamai that bars tiled many other remedies. I can will b. called . THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER Remarkable Cure of Scrofulous Face. WKnTNiNITtft, Cos., June It, lATf. Ms. II. P. Srr.vr.Ks: Jtmr Sir- 1 can testify to tne non eneci oi your ami cine. My I I He boy hail a Scrofula sore urea ou on na head as larte as n iimi lei or a lar, an i u wem now, tats fae limn one ear b tlie other, umler his neck, an was one irnixulnerit. l wo uollirs oi your imm VeosTiKS completely cured hlin. ' ery ii'iiH1' i i r, aius. u. s. inATcnki. VEGETINE rUKI'A KF.I BT H. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass, Vegctine is Sold by all Druggists. MTU U-30 INVESTMENT BONDS, Kli-.t MuiluKife GoIdBoniis rtr rum 7 Per Cont. Fori Madison & Northwestern Railway Co. 1A IT. D Al'itll. I, llWtl, AND KIK IM llaia. ll..oli ..r M.VIOand SMMiU each. . IMiiclpnl iiikI lnteiet I'm) able lu l.olil lu UNION TRUST 'CO., New York, TRUSTEE. I emit h of lloa l, lot tulles: nhole Juue o .lolclS, I700.000, belli.- 7,tii l r ml e. LiKatlinof Itual- iioiii (itof Kort M.idlson, Iowa, on M ll "! i hler, to it of Nii!iHia, low.. liiti ieM pliable Ap'l. M and October lot. l'..r Kali- Ml tit ni.il lli.il liilrie.t. It lilt rseh ."H) an 'I tl.M'0 II, .it. I tt.rre wttl lie tflvrn si m boinn tin" ami H rrari-il rly tit lull iniltl capita alocli uf Ihe i iiiiiimiiy. Apiiliiatiom I'M Hindu, or for further Information, "irculat.. ctc.,.hoU d be uiale In JAMES M. URAKt & CO.. Bankers. Jtreiel HiilKlliw. t ViH Ml., W. , REMEDY FOR CURING CongrlA Colfe BiicMtis, Astluna CONSUMPTION, 4 as sll Throat snd l.uus AB'ctlon.. Indorsed by tsV Press, rii)KJns, l.leria ana jnutuu reuyis TXIY IT. TOUK RKlthlDT U AILEK'S LUSG- BALSAE B0u by all Medicine Pealera. mmmmm RED RIVER VALLEY 2.000.000 Acres Wheat Lands best la the World, for sale by the St. Paul. Minneapolis & Manitoba R.R. CO . Three dollars for sore allowed the settler far braak Sm aad eultlraUoa. l or particulars apply ta D. A. McKINLAY, sLa4 CjrtnrotMionrr, sPauI, nlsiit lit iv-iliiii: uur two l mlilt il!ntrtt!ril lHKk. Ijife of GEN.IlAHCOCKHRiS (fin uiillinr til' tuttnttvit ftnnft. ifihlj in(ttrnft by en. IlniifiM'k ttit party l-mirm. itii'l pretirit alMt Ufa uf 6EM. GARFIELD Iti-loltlu ''in niillm or -,e oU-brUyu tli otf-'My Moim I. Ilotlt ofllclol, imm uvtu populiir, ai-IHiiir inn Hl.lllMI a urrk I Ati,nl in.ikin- H) (I dun I uutilis ,'itic, each, for lift lioou. mi 1 1 rum, ml 'I rets quick. III I'll hi ivki 'rt ., fliliii.ieipiii.i, ra. CELLULOID EYE-GLASSES 6 repree,-wuj the choicest selected Tortolse-Shell snd Amber. The lightest, baudaomest, and strongest known. Bold by Opticians and Jewelers, Mads by Bl'KNCBB Q. M. CO., 18 Maiden 1-ane, New York. "BEATTY" OF WASIIIXUTOX, NEW JEUSEY, 14-Stop ORGANS Stool. Hook k Music, Ik.W'I t shipped only .. till. Kea Piano. lt. to 91 ,!. Kelurc yos buy an In ttcutuent he sure to see hu, M I'l-snnimer uDef UttutraCoa, if. Address DAK Ik I. V. HaArtT, W ashing ton. h.J OH 30 MYS'TRIAL We will send our Electro-Voltaic Belts snd other Ulectric App'lau.i-supon trul for 3o days to ihooe allli. ted w ith KtrVM lMiititif and dicur, y a pertomU mitwt. A so ol the l.ner, Ktdueys, lUituniatiaui, ri!alvi. etc A turt curt iuurunuri or no pay. Address Voltaic Belt Co MarihaaMJch NEXT OF KIN. VI,0t,ito unclaimed In England, Ireland and S-i.llan.l. 1 have a llt of persons udveitlsed for from Loo. to claim uiouey una p;i,pe tv. Semi one dollur hy registered letter or P ti. ti ..;i an I lc.nu If vour n one is l-t- II KN KY Vul Kl.l.. I aiitoti, M.ud. 1,Olt M ll.k I'll I W (KIOI) PAHM. m ACHi tail on or ad'lu-ea Jo.K L.I I K t dlllt, hueiie, luvva Hi. 66 A WEt:K '1 yoitr own town. Terms and 5 Oulllt " free. AddJcasU, ilAix.ri k Co-.l'ortiaiid, MaUio. is'itrtonff'fiV
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