It ii remarked by soma writer that "excess of ceremony show) want of good breeding. Ibis is true. There is nothing so troublesome as overdone politeuess. - A truly well-bred man iu lies every person around him fuel at eao; Le docs not throw civilties about htm with a shovel, nor toss compli ments iu bundle as he would Lay with a pitchfork. There is no evil un der the sun more intolerable than- ul tra politeness. "How long have you been in En gland 1" was the question put by a young Englishman to a young Ameri can at a publio dinner in London re cently. "About two weeks," was the reply. "Really I" was the rejoiner of young John Bull; "and I notice you j talk our language as well as we do." "Yes," was the reply of Brother Jona than ; "I have not been here quite long enough to forget how to speak it." -An English penny paper says it is not generally known that a very ap propriate covering for the bed of a river may be made out of the sheets of water which abound in the adjacent meadows. The best way is to wait till they are frown over, and then cut them op with a pair of skates. It onght to be against he law to serve np joke so cold as to make one's teeth chatter. "Children," said a country minister, addressing a Sunday school, "whv are we like flowers T What do we have that flowers have T" And a small boy in the infant class, whose breath melled of vermifuge, rose up and made reply, "Worms," and the minis ter crept under the pulpit chair to hide his emotion. A rural editor, wishing to be severe upon an exchange, remarks: "The subscriber of the in this place tried, a few days ago, to carry tome ome lard in a copy of that paper j but, on reaching home, found that the concentrated lie had changed it to oap. . A philosopher says : "I never yet heard a man or woman much abused that I was not inclined to think the better of them, and transfer any sus picion or dislike to the person who appeared to take delight in pointing out we aeiecu 01 a leiiow creature. This is the kind of weather when a man sees his wife coming into the room with a scuttle of coal, and, after she has poured every bit of it into the top of the tall stove, says : "darn it, FlannAr vnn mi rrh f 4a anl . t , wu WHU(. e v w aeaou Ul to do thai But it's too late now." Twenty minutes in the smoke of . I : . j 1 1 . 1 . i . vruui it m biu, win Marine pain out f the worst wound and repeated once or twice, will allav tna, hni nflom. nation arising from a wound, it is -: i . ii . . i . i ... Buupio nuii wen worm toe trial. A musician, George Sharp, had - his uarae paimeu oa nis aoor thus: "U. harp." A wag of a fellow who knew something of music, early one morn ing made the following admirable Big aificent addition, "Is A flat." A Subscriber to - a Southwestern newspaper died recently, leaving four ycurs ouuounpuou unpaiu. 108 eat tor appeared at the grave and depoa ited in the coffin a palm leaf fin, i linen coat, and a thermometer. Mrs. Amy Riper aJrerttaM in Texas paper that she is able to whip either one of the two woman she saw walking on her husband's arm a few eights before. What an Amy-able woman she must be, ebf A few days since a man convicted of drunkenness stood np before His Honor said, in his slow, solemn way. "I'll give you 810 or thirty days." "Well, I'll take the 416, squire," said (he fellow. Detroit policemen don't seem to be a very good marksman. "I want you either to hit me or stop making such blamed racket," said a thief ia that city, at whom a policeman was flhooting. Josh Billings remarks: "The only way to git thru this world and escape censure and abuse is to take sum back road. You kant travel the main turn pike and du it." sir,1" said a weary looking nan on a street car to an individual by his side. "I wouldn't marry the beat woman alive. I've been a dry goods clerk too long for that." The lady who fell back on her dig ' nlty came near breaking it ; and the man who couldn't stand it has taken a seat, and is now quite comfuriaUe. Why Is a man who makes additions to false rumors like one who has con fidence in all that is told him T Be cause he relies on all that he hears. . A Charleston man who lost a law--suit has sued his lawyer for damages, -claiming that the attorney's bad gram mar disgusted the jury. The saying that "there is more pleasure in giving than receiving," is supposed to apply chiefly to "kicksj medicine and advice." What U the difference between a barber and a soulptorf One curls up and dies ; and the other makes faces .and busts. A schoolmaster eaid ; "lam like a ' hone I sharpen a number of blades, but wear myself out in doing it." Heal ettate artists People who draw lots. JOB WORK DOME AT TUB 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At tA loweti tak price; neatly, prompt ly, and in ttyle ejttaf to that cf any ether ettablithment in th$ District. BUSINESS CARDS 8HOW CARDS, VISITING CARDfc, SCHOOL CARDS WBDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INYITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, MOJffTHXY STATEMENTS, ' ENVELOPES BILLHEADS, . LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, " . POSTERS, DODGERS, , . "HANDBILL, LABELS, SHIPPING TAGS, Ac, STANDARD Fire and Burglar Counter, Platform, Wagon & Track Scat for rrlce-LUl. Afmf Wanted. Maryin's Safe Co., 265 Broadway, Hew York, 721 Chestnut St, Phlla. PENNSYLVANIA CEN TRAL RAILROAD ON AND ArTEK 11 P. P. Mundar May 1, 1870, Trains arrivo at and leave the Union Depot, corner of Washluton and Liberty street, aa follows i ARRIVE. Mail Train, 1.80 a m Fast I,lne, 12.12 a m Well's accommodation No. 1, 0.20 a m ' Rrinton accommodation No 1, 7.60 a m j Wall's accommodation No 1 8.65 a m Cin cinnati oxpross o.'20 a m j Johnstown ac commodation 10.60 am; Braddock's ac commodation No 1,7.00 p in; Pittsburgh express 1.S0 p in; Pacific express 1.50 p m j Wall's accommodation No B, 2.35 p ni; Homo wood accommodation No 1,9.55 pin; Wall's accommodation No 4, 6.60 p m ; Rrinton accommodation No 2, 1.10 p m; Way Passenger 10.20 p m. DEPART. Roil thorn ATtiniu K nt t P...!A press 2.40 a m ; Wall's accommodation No i, o.oua m Mail Train 8.10 a m ; Urinton's accommodation 1J.20 a ru : Braddock'a ac commodation No 1,6.10 p m: Cincinnati express 12.35 p m ; Wall's accommodation N 2, 11.61 a m ; Johnstown accommodation 4.05 pm; llomewood accommodation No 1, 8.50 p m; Philadelphia express 3.60 p m; Wall accommodation No,8.05p ni; wall's accommodation No 4, 6.05 p m j Fust line 7.40 p m; Wall's No 5, 11.00 p m. The Church Trains leave Wall's Station every Sunday at 9.05 a. m., reaching Pitts burgh at 10.05 a. ni. Returning leave Pitt, burgh at 12.50 p. m., and arrivo at Wall's Station at 2.10 p. m. Cincinnati express leaves dally. South ern express daily except Monday. All oth er Trains daily, except Sunduv. For further information aply to - W. TT RErKWITH A von The Pennsylvania Railroad Company vriu nut nnaumtf any xvi sit ior itugiraffe ex cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit their rsponslbility to One Hundred lollai val ue. All baegago exceeding that a ount in vaiue wiu ie at the risk of too mer, uauom mjlou uy special contract. A. J. CASSAl General Superintendent, AlUxma Pa. GROT'ESTER'PI PITTSBURGH, PV. ' The following list embraces only a part of our immense stock i Muzzle-Loading Rifles, full or half stock at 12, 15, 20, and 25. Double Barrel Rifles, $20 to f 50. ' Double Riflos and Shot Ouna, cithor over and under, or side by sida.and at all prices from $;(0 to 50. 1 Single-Barrel Shot Guns, for men or boys i cheap safe and durable. All prices $3.50 to f 25 each. Double Barrel Shot Guns. Our fifty different stylos, made of Iron, London Twist, Laminated Steel or Damas cus Barrels, finished in the best and latest style, all sixes, for men and bov. at prices fWiWof ,15' rJ0 u PISTOLS, . In variety from $1.00 to $8.00. j REVOLVERS. . 4, 6, , or 7 shooters, of every kiud. at all prices from 6.00 to $25.00. BREECH-LOADING RIFLES. Winchester Improved IX shooter. Beat long r swge gun iu the world. Price only 46. Sharp's Celebrated Breoch-Loading Ri fles only $10 each. Remington Breech-Loading Rifles at loest factory prices. Wlesson's and Stephen's Pocket Rifles, using metal cartridges, at $12, $15 and $18. Breech-Loading Shot Guns. The Dexter Single Barrel Breech Load ing Shot Gun. using Brass shells price 120. Stephens' B. L. Single Gun, $lrf. iioable Barrel Breech Loader.of Mooro's Dean's Woodhill's, Greenen's, Richards', Scoot s and other fine makos, at all prices, from $50 to $'J00 each. Sendor Pries List to J. II. JOIUVSTOA. GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS,' 285 LIBERTY STREET, PITTSBURGH, PA... and state that saw this advertisement iu Thi Forkot Republican. iTAKT,IlOTICTI wiU bUT or fado for Army Rifles.Carbines, Revolvers, Ac. For prices see Catalogue. Orders by mail receive prompt attention. Uoods sent by express to any point C. O. D., to be examined before paid lor, wheu requested. 4fl tf You Ch Nave Money Bv huvinor vnnr PT 1 VOQ . ., 1 i-.t,- , 1 J - . -.j -mi from the undersigned Manufacturers' i"i ine lujst brands In the market. Instruments shipped direct from the t ao- tOrV. CHAN 1 SI1IUT7 1.. - .unci, Jy Wk liox 17 W. Oil fitv. Ps. Immense .Italuctioii kt the Wholesale and RetaU S. HAMILTON & CO., 77 5T AVE., PITTSBUltGir;rA OUR MOTTO 18 AND HAS BEEN. QUICKiSALES AND SIM ALL PRO FITS. , CABINET CASES, '' ; - Double Reed, IStop Organs, Regular Price, tm.00 at f So.aj 5 " 155.00 at 00.00 " 6 " " lG5,00at '95.00 n li n j FULL RESONANT CASES, Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, $iG5.00at 95.00 5 " . . " 175.00 at 100.00 " 6 " ; 185.00 at -105.00 2 sets Reeds 6 " Vox Humana " 215.00 at 125.00 3 " 8 "Viola S75.00 at 160.00 thing is of the very be,?, and are afl nffij M ar.lnl Z ii ve j ears? truu,e"t? fry THE SRADBUnT s DECEEn rXAI03 ' WILL BE SOIJ AT THE SAME RATES OV DISCOUNT. ' Tho above tra atrlnfl v nauk ctnAU k., j t ,i t. t . " orsemi.aunualWmentsWra inr n.,ii. I.f, .r.V V"" " . ,Ar.V.' I'""! " U .-Hrcful selection be- Address for Catalogue, and slate where you read this notice. 171. ' S. HAMILTON & CO., - fBbl7Mn rifih Avenue, br0J' CARPET HOUSE, MEADVILLE, PA., SHRYOCK & DELAMATER 1rYholialo quJ Retail Dealers iu '; I Foreign & American Oarpetings, Mattings, Oil Cloths, Window hades, Lace Curtains, Lambrequins, &o. SPECIAL COXm ACTS MADE 7.V FUtefISiri$Q CHURCHES, HOTELS, AND PUBLIQ BUILDINGS. SHRYOCK & DELAMATER, ' Mammoth Carpet and House Furnishing Establishment, 23tf CELID-V ILLE, -JPJi..:, , $3 SAMPLE FREE""! bl,?,pay t0 vniiii L.L. I llt-L. maleandlumale everywliere. Ad.lross The Union l'ub. Co., Newark. N. J. it Tla Republican OfHca KEEPS onnstantlyon hand a lares as UirtiiiAntnl'lll ,.,!. l ... i . .. ." SulnKvoas, Warrants, Kuuinious, Ac. to bo aolij v.uoap for iaU 'to Suit the Times!! Piano and Organ Emporium of quarterly , ncuai goou reteronocii DOUBLE YOUR TRADE. DruKKia", Oroceis and Deal, rsl 1'uro (.'hina and J;iJ4ui Ua iu healed mK-kaires screw tj cans, boxes or halt' choti trowers' iiiues. Kund fur circulur. 'iho Wei la Tea Company, 'Jt)l Fulton .St., N. Y., 1. O. Dox iM. iy 4t T(.WOHK neatly eeeuied ut tho IU?. CLOTHING !' ItONt.f lolhNl .,, Tho nitrslion In tlienn hard (itncn,l not only "What shall noiio for grub o cut t" but ... ... . i p , ,-, , ., ,, A . "V1IKJ1-AV1T1IA is r SHALL WE BE CLOTHED Fx Tt ia a notorious fact that in moxt towns and Cities round nbut lis, clothing umi to order is not sold In accordance to t!: dcproi inlion of odvee, nocossarhM or Ills. There in, however, nn honoraldo excep tion to tills ic ru tho porson of Uf ) ?T. WISi; KIcrchaiii Tailor, tidioute, va:;,v;,;u v ho inukes clothing ortnovory nest kind, fits guaranteed', front v 25 to 30 Per Cenr,' Below'' the prices of other doalors in this part et tho country. - 1 , WHY. IS THIS THUS ? " Hocsnso Ji.t, Mr. Wise pavs no lariro tn nros tor rt'nt, as ho nwiis the huildiMg ls oi-cijpJiH. 2d, lis doecn't pav a cutter t JoOO to f WOO a year, tint does his own out tinir, and is not excelled in this line in Western Ponnylvanla, 8d, ho- buys cloths lor canh, thus (rettirti? a reduotionin ordinary rates. 41 hi he sells for ea,sh, and thu'i has no bud debts to make up. The fare is Goo. from this place to TiJ iouta, and at the present time, ;nn ran a up in the morning and back at 8:30, hav lug three hours iu Thlioule to stloct your goods and lcavo your orders. Oivo liim a trial, and you will not '6nlr suvo money, but will get porlect 'fils, and any style or quality of cloth you Wnt, ItomctubeOho'naine and place, t . . i 7 1y N. WISE, Tidioute, a. ORCANS'1""' most ItnaluUIul , " . 'sr ' perfect m ton rl fT mndiu T he COBVv IHllll ami flHCIII.H. evrr plncrcl la anf Or mm - of rixHts, rnllnrly tolci'd.'t i:t.'r i u wout i H AIttllKIUasrfMH'K.. ti l i u i I m;,kiiv i .n- I I'r&'l ftlim aftkM 11.11 A M VOICF, it SUM. "II. (Itiut r, th liesl inuae in lt. in.'4l Nlntva NEW SCALE . PIANOS. hm great pow er uit'1 s fin. slnirltitt lone, M - Mv.'ft Mil m A A . n I H.mvm vn.a.K wnd arm fAi beat tIainos ninil. 'i'hes rarnnaawl I'Imuo an -MrranelW yrsvr I'rters extrenil' low fm , null r prl , null, mi ) St noniltly m uiiailrrlr tnmenfs aecoad-SiauMl Intiriisii uli lavkoai ' K irnnno, ( r. A B n IIUVKa FIVft'CN KDllllAlli:. AMKNTS VA I fur lrr SI anj I iuiiii w si nr I', , ami ( anidi. A larg-adlaa CSUSI to ?Kl kri, Mvuttm.Ckurtktr. VAKiJ,Lod0b m, mc i.u yjKAiKii rATAiaua mmiaK ' IIOIIAI i: WITKHI tc Otir 4t Brwulwajr aad Is Aleresr H. V Testimonials of Waters' Pianos wanJ Organs. "Waters' Concerto Parlor Orpan pos sesses a beautiful and peculiarly soil tons. The Concerto .Stop in, without 'doubt, ths liext ever plaoed iu any .rau. It in pro. duciHl hy an rxtrn set of reeds, peculiarly Voicotl, from which tho effect is most L'hariuiuir, imi Its.lniilntion of the human voico la 'auiirb. l-'ftr sweetness of tons and orchestral vtluoia ii lias ,uo swusl.'.'-r-Y. Timet. ' Tho Concerto Parlor Or(ron"ls soms thiiiK entirely now t it is'a beautiful parlor ornament, possesses a sweet, and power ful tone is a most commendable Inven tion and holds a hiih place iu public; U vor." A', 1'. fct'cnini; J"vt. ( Ax OKcrtr.sTnA is the rARt.on. TVs orclicstral orirati Is the nanio of inewrrni oran recoully aniioiincnd hy jliim Ws tsrs A Son. Thd iiiKtriiiimit tiikes this name from its recently invented orches tral stp. Tho voicing of his is peculiar, produeinit tho etlect id a full swoct con tralto voiue. Its tinenl client ia produced whi n the stops are drawn, so that an or chestral effiict la ptveii, I'he casota untrjue aod-rnakcH a lutudsomo article of furut. . lure." A'. J". &un. The Waters Pianos are known ft among the very best. We are enabled to spsak of thiwe instruments with coiiddstica, from pei-Konal kuowlodt'o. A. Y. fvanatlist. ' 2-1 v Dr. J. Walker's California Vin Pgar liittcrs are a purely VcgotuU preparation, inado cliiclly from iLo na tive herbs found ou tho low er rait;e or tUo Siona Novnda mountains of Culil'or. Ula, tho niodiciiial properties of which nro extrnctod thorcfioui without tlio uss of Alcoltol. Tho question U almost daily asked, "What is tlio cau.so of tho unparallclud success of Vixeoak lins TEitsf" Our answer is, that they rofViovi the causo of disease, mid the- patient ri covers his health. I'hoy aro tha gve. blood purifler and a lil'o-giviug pi incipls, a peifuct Hcnovator aud Invigorator of tho system. Never before lit th history of the world liau a medicine Lean cciiumiuihIimI posKeAiini; tho ranmrkal)! qualities of Vl.stoAii llivrmis in heathi? the tick of every discasg man ia heir to. Thar are a geutle Purgative as-well as a Toutc, rolioviug Congestion . tit. Iuflsinuintioo of the Liver aud Visceral Oijj'imi hi Uiliova Diseases - ' ' - The properties of In. Wjh.kir'. Timuoar ltrriKas are Apeiieut, Dinplmrstio, Canniimtive, Nutritious, Latulivo. Uiurotio, Sedative, t'ouuter lniluut Sudoi ilic, A lr. tire, aud Auti-lwlioui. n. ii. Mcdonald a ro., Ini)titt Bii.l Of n. AffU.. R:iu Fruiuinui C'!!f.ij-iU. and our. uf WwbiPirl.io al ('Liu-Hun Su N V Muld by all Orua8tt ut U aar. Al VFltTIS Kits Ktnd cents to flrT,". P. Howell d- t-'o., 41 l'.-.rk Itow, N. Y tor their Ki-ht v-piuro l'mi-rMfl, xliowinir 11, ;,- --.v-p.. i
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