PONE AT THE 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE Jake Briulisli vent iuto Sitzor'g sa loon the either day, and called tor a cigar. He placed tbo cigar on the counter and ocean viewiuz it from various poiuts. "Vas isli der mad der?" inquired the keeper. "Noth ing," said Bradish ; "only I was think ing that I don t care so much tor a smoke iust now as I do for a drink. Will you take thin ciirar for a drink?" he inquired, "Zertainly," said Silver, as lie rasped out the decanter. Jake Doisoned himself, turned on hi heel. and was walking away when the keep er caled out: "1 say. Miake, you tidn't bar me for dot Irink I" "Why, yes I did," he replied, "I gave you the riirar for it." rJitjter was in doubt for a moment, and as Ja.ce's hand was on the latch, he yelled. "Yaw, but you tidn't bay me for de cigar?" "Well, you don't suppose I'm fool cuough to pay you for the cigar and let you keep it, do you?" And Jake went out and slammed the door. "You keep postal cards here, don't you," asked a little woman ef the stamp clerk at the post-office yester day. "We do, madam." "I'll take one, if you will write on it for me." "AU right now go ahead." "It's to my husband, who is in Chicago," said she. "Write like thin : " 'Sir I am moat sick, baby ia under the doctor's care, and James and the other chil dren have the measles. The reft of I .us are usually well. All the women are wearing back-combs, and don't torget to write often. e all send love, and our house almost got on fire last night. Jane.' " Much has been written 'against the BUSINESS CARDS use of tobacco, but the- are very few pases where it can be charged fairly with abridging lire. In consequence - of its power of relieving nervous ex citability, of rendering tho mucus SHOW CARDS, membrane or the air passages less sus ceptible to the influence of cold and damp, and the cause, whatever it may be, of influenza, it must, when used in moderation, rather tend to promote longevity. I have known very aged persons who have been smokers for the greater part of a century. Dr. Gardner. JOB WORK Antony Rail Road- 37jkX& Oil Creek & Allegheny River Rail way, and Buffalo, Corry 6V Pitts burgh R. R. ASP AFTER Monday, May ill run as lotiows t J 1H76, trains w STATIONS. Northward. hi ) Kn.t a 111 Pittsburgh :CT W PcnJunc :42 Kittsnning lrt:i K. Il k Junell:15 I.radvBondlbUn Parker lifcOB Kmlonton l'44 Nenibgras Franklin a:I4 Oil City 3:00 21, Oloopolls Eagle Hock Tionesta Ttdinute Irvlncton 3:00 3:1 4;:il 6:17 At the lowest cash price, neatly, prompt' ly, and in style equal to that of any other establishment in the District. lonsevll.e Tltnavlll Corry Mavvlllo Butrulo 8:14 fl:W p m p in p in a in 2:.io 8:.W Ihl.l B:I0 4:'iri I0:l 7:M 4:lf ti:m U:SS 7:tl 8:12 6:00 12:47 6:011 2:111 6:17 1:08 B:45 l:ftt 6:f.7 2:05 6:00 1:06 ' 7:40 2:3K 4:S2 12:1! 8:i 4:00 S:41 11:! ' Hilil 6:07 2:6H 10:40 9:50 6: 15 2:0 10:00 1:51 8:15 10:0:1 9:H0 2:10 8:37 P:M H:.11 3:00 (1:40 9:08 8:45 4:28 11:20 8:27 7:22 5:55 12:40 7:40 6:00 10:01 6:27 1:52 9:02 ' 10:55 7:35 12:30 8:10 8:52!ll:10 10:37 9:35 1:10 6:0o p. in p, in , in a. ni Southward Ihk 1 Mo. 4 N I p IU 6:20 4:21 3:25 2:10 1:M 12:30 11:56 9:10 8:15 (1:15 6:40 4:47 8:07 1:25 7:08 0:13 6:0 8:34 12:20 p. in Immense .Seduction to Suit the Times! ! A.t the Wholesale and Retail Piano and Organ Emporium of r A Vi ir '. ', V'r-Ti'V-T.v,v,rT -f ; -J VISITING CARD&, "Sir," asked an attorney yesterday of a witness who was testifying in a case of assault and battery, "have you been in this court before V "Yes, sir !" said the witness, "I have keen here often." "Ah, been here often, have vouT" said the attorney in a triumph ant tone. "Now tell the court what for." "Well," replied the witness slowly. "1 have been here at least a dozen times to see you, to try and col lect that tailor's bill you owe." Flowers nearly always begin to fade and droop after being kept for twenty hours in water ; a few may be revived I by substituting fresh, but all may be restored by the use of hot water. For this purpose place the flowers in scald ing water, deep enough to cover about one-third of the length of the stems. By the time this is cold the flowers will have become erect and fresh. Then cut off the shrunken ends of the stems and put them into cold water. "Henry, why don't you keep a sup-1 ply of cloves in your pocket?" said an Albany young lady to her escort at the Opera House recently: - "you wouldn't then have to run out after every act; and I don't see why you . are so awtul fond ot cloves, auybow I We don't know how many daily papers He v. Dr. Lorrimer takes, but he stated in a recent lecture: "If I there is any" one thing for which the human race is pre-eminent, it is for profound and solid lying. In Providence and Worcester the price of milk has gone up two cents a quart for the winter, but our excellent system of water worksenables milkmen here to retail at the old rates. Nor wich Bulletin A stranger kissed a La Crosse eirl by mistake, aud was then licked by her two brothers for being mistaken. He then deliberately kissed her for being who she was, and was licked for being impudent. It is said that there are not so many whips sold now as there we ten years ago. And this is explained by the lact mat more drivers use a fence to encourage their horses than former- Wheu a stranger asked a Detroit girl, whom he met at a party, if she . was married, she nromnt.lv rentier! : "Not quite, but I've sued three or four ' chaps for breach of promise." A Milwaukee editor has had return ed to him a book borrowed twenty seven years ago, and begins to have hopes of humanity after all. Considerate father: "You should eat Graham bread, my son j it makos bone." Responsive Youth: "H'ra, I'm 'bout all bones now." When all is summed up, a man nev speaks of himself without loss; his uccusations of himself are always be lieved, his praises never. A patent hair restorative has recent ly been put in market that eats the scalp off. Bald heads, take hair. What does an honest grocer do with his goods. He gives them away (a weigh). Consolation for old maids "Mis fortunes never come singly." The business that goes altogether on tick Telegraphing. SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, Trains run bv Philadelphia Time. DAVID McCAUUO, Ucn'l Sup't. J. MORTON II A 1,1,, Uen'l Passenger A Ticket Agent. PENNSYLVANIA CEN TRAL RAILROAD ON AND AFTEH 11 P. P. Sunday May 1, 1870, Trains arrive at and leave tho union iicpot, corner or VYasiitnton ana Liberty street, as follows: AKK1VK. Mall Train, 1.80 a m ) Fast Lino, 12.12 a m ; Well s accommodation in o. l, .a a nt Brinton accommodation No 1, 7.50 a m; Wall's accommodation No 3, 8.55 a m ;Cln olnnatl express 9.20 a m j Johnstown ao commodation 10.50 a m j Braddock'a ac commodation No 1, 7.00 p m ; Pittsburgh express 1.30 p m; facmc express l.oo p in ; Wall's accommodation No 8. 2.35 p m ; Homewood accommodation No 1, 9.55 p m; Wall's accommodation No 4, 5.50 p in ; Brinton accommodation No 2. 1.10 p tn : Way Passenger 10.20 p ni. DEPART. Southern express 5.20 a ru : FaciP.0 ex press 2.40 a m ; Wall's accommodation No I 1, 6.30 a m ; Mail Train 8.10 a in ; lirinton's accommodation 13.20 a m : Braddock's ac commodation No 1, 5.10 p m; Cincinnati express 12.86 p in i v all s accommodation N 2. 11.51 a m : Johnstown accommodation 4.05 p in ; Homewood accommodation No l, .:xi p m; rniiatioipuia exprexs a.w n in; Wall accommodation No 3,3.05 p m; Wall's accommodation No 4, 6.05 P m ; Fast Line 7.40 p m; Wall' No 5, 11.00 p m. The Church Trains leave Wall's Station every Sunday at 9.05 a. m., reaching Pitts burgh at 10.05 a. m. Returning leave Pitts burgh at 12.50 p. in., and arrive at Wall's Station at 2.10 p. m. CinciimU express leaves d illy. South ern express daily excopt Monday. All oth er Trains daily, except Sunday. or further information aply to W. n. BECKWITH, Agent. The Pennsylvania Railroad Company will not niHunie any Risk for Baggage ex cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit their rsnonsibllity to One Hundred Dollai val ue. All baggage exceeding that a ount in value will Ik) at the risk of tne ;ner, unless taken by special contract. A. J. CASSAl General Superintendent. Altoona Pa. it- S. HAMILTON & CO., 77 5 AVE., PITTSBURGH, I'A CLOTHING! ltrMCiotliM! lvst IVInkc! Itust.FI! The fin s(iin In tlicHC linrd times Is not only "What shall wo do for grub to eat?'" Imt "WJIKliKWITI I AT. SHALL WE BE CLOTHED ?,r. It Ih a notorious fact Hint In moMt town, mid cities round alicut iih, clothing Hindu 'to order Is nut sold in ncconliuu o to tho dcproi'iiilioii of other nw-cssarlcs of life. There is. however, nil honorable; excep tion to this rii'o in the person of 3V. WINK, Jlcrcluuit Tiillor, TIDIOUTE, FA., Who ninfcoe clothing of the very best kind, His guniKiiti e.T, lrom 25 to 30 Per Cent. Below the prices of other dealers In th!s part ot. llic country. WHY IS THIS THUS'? Bemuse Istt, Mr. Wise pays no large fig--nres for rent, as he owiia'tlin liuililing ho occupies. i;l, ho doesn't pnv Ti cutler to $:;000 a year, but does his own cut ting, and is not cm clled hi this linn in Western Pennsylvania. 3d, ho buys cloths tor rash, thus gctt log a reduction on ordinary rules. 4th he arils fir rash, and thus bus no hwl debts to make up. Tho faro is ,Vc. from this iiIhco to Tid- loute, mid at the present tune, you can go up In the inoriiing and biiek ni 3;:in, hav ing three hours ill Tidiotitn to select your goods and leave your orders. I iivo Into a trial, and you will not only save money, Imt will get pcrloet Ills, ami any style or quality of eln.h you wnnU Itciiicuibcr.thc iinuic mid placa. 7 lv N. WISH, Tidioute, T. OUR MOTTO 13 AND HAS BEEN QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS. Onrbusiness is exclusively PIANOS and ORGANS, which enables 'us 'to givcT our whole time and attention to this exclusive trade. Thus where other dealers fell from five to ten instruments a week, our sales very often exceed those numbers in a single day, so that wo con better all'urd to soli at 10 ior ceut, prolit on cost, than they can at zo anu as per cnt. WATERS' CONCERTO & ORCHESTRAL ORGANS trWA IfttOMI BI'HUUIUIUI l) leiH ' pcrtee! in ton nrr iiimlr. 1 h 'ffi ( I t'.lll Olt llt.M. I II II.M OI's. vbcrt l 111 nny Or. BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, GRHTWOTERr? risw 0tv ,. iiuuvri Kveryirnstrumrnt we sell la as good as an agent for us, as Ihcy invariably Introduce ua uiumuij hi nil n 110 nut) iiiuiu. vt o navo sola ami in Urtu C,000 OF 133035 OCAsWO in ami about Pittsburgh alone. Thev are not somo new Organ, the growth of a few months, but are old relialilo makes, that are miiMtantl v adding every meritorious Im provement. The really tirand .Simmons tV I'lough's 'ninbination Organs have len inanutactured for Twenty-live yoars, wliile the t'elobmtcd Tavlor A Farley Celtics Organs havo been nianutiKiturcd over Twenty years. And now for tho put jissu of in troducing them more thoroughly throughout all tne country towns or tho State, we have made new and vory heavy contract for largo numbers of them, which we pro poso to sell on thoir merits, and without the sssistanceof AllKNTS OK MIIlllLKM ION", giving the purchaser the benefit of eommissloim and wholesale dinisiiiuts, we are thus enabled to otlor these Organs at tho following prices, at which wo Hhall bell for a Mioi t 1 CABINET GASES, , Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, 9145.00 at t) " " 153.00 at 6 " " lG5.00at FULL RESONANT CA SES, Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, 91G5.00 at HOTlIItY STATEMKXXS, ENVELOPES BILL IIEADS, LETTER nEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, PITTSBURGH, PA. The following list embraces onlv a nart of our immense stock : Muzzle-Loading Rifles, full or half stock at f 12, $15, $20, and $25. . uoume Barrel Bines, to Doubls Rifles and Shot Guns, either over and under, or side by side,and ai all prices from $.10 to 50. Single-Barrel Shot Ount, for mon or boys i cheap safe and durable. All prices VJ.ou to via earn. Double Barrel Shot Guns. Our fifty different stylos, made of Iron, London Twist, Laminated Steel or Damas cus Barrels, finished in tho best and latest style, all sizes, for men and liovs, at prices ranging from $8, $10, $15, $20 $25, $:io, $40, JU, fIJ K) 1 UV. PISTOLS. in variety from $1.00 to $8.60. ItEVOLVEKS. 4, 6, 6, or 7 shooters, of every kind, at all prices iroin vo.uu to fo.w. BREECH-LOADING RIFLES. Winchester Improved 18 shooter. Host long range gun in the world. Price only $!" Sharp's Celebrated Breech-Loading Ri fles only $10 each. Reminurton lireech-Loadlnir Rifles at I loest factory prices. w lesson's and Stephen's Pocket Rifles, using meuu cartriuges, at tli, yin and $18; BreechrLoading Shot Guns. Tlie Dexter Rlnorle Rarrnl Rrirh TjiiuI. ingbtiot Uun, using Brassshells price (20, tsiepnens" H. Li. hinsrle Gun. lfl. Double Barrel Breech Loader.of Moore's I "can a vvooo.mil s, ureenen s, Ktcnards , Hooot's and other line makos, at all prices, a. una apiv u bhjuu fO.l I, Sendor Price List la J. II. J0ILST0iV, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, 285 LIBERTY STREET, PITTSBTJKQII. IVS... 85,00 00.00 05.00 05.00 5 " " 175.00 at 100.00 6 " " 185.00 at 105.00 21 sets Reeds 6 " Vox Humana " 215.00 at 125.00 3 " 8 "Viola " 275.00 at IGO.OO These Organs are all Solid Walnut, Paneling and Carving all of Solid Walnut. Nei ther saw-dust mouldings nor cheap brass trinkets are used on tlieso instruments ever v- ining is 01 we very Deal, ana are an rimy warranted for n ve j ears. THE BRADBURY 3c DECKER PIANOS , WILL BE BOLD AT THE SAME RATES OF DISCOUNT. The above are strictly cash prices, but if desired by the purchaser, cither uunrtcrlv or semi-annual payments will bo taken at an advance of 10 por cent, per annum on tho above prices. Persons ordering by letter can depend on the mo4t careful selection bo- lng mailo. irthe cash price he aont with thn order, the Instrument will lie shimicd by Irulght, if not accompanied with tho ca.ih, thaOrgun will io shipped by Kxpiess, C.IU. D. If time ho desirod, we rertuiro notes with good nccurity, or ut least good references. Address for Catalogue, and state where you read this notice. S. HAMILTON & CO., febl714m 77 Fifth Avenue, l'ittb,n-f!i, l'a. 13 IM 'IIMi .i.SH i n'i in ici .,K.rfv m- it nun -i in nil VOICF. it JSl'iMillll. Tlice Ortl n i best umrie Mmw. WATERS' rE??3i HC.W SbSLE , PIANOS. hnre rrcnl potv- r ami n ilnr I n u 1 11 ir tiiiiti. k all iii oiler ii iniiiroveiiif ui. mnd nr Ik lii-f.t llllllo lundr. Orirnlitaw I'lnnix u urmnlK fr ycitrs. Irita-s xlrrllli'lr low par eMail iir pHrl c,atll, n.l liitlnnra to nionlhly oi qnarlcrljr in in en (a. kecund-linnd lulriiiuciu I h k ft at rxrlinnuti. li li 11 l i I-:- . lniAI'N I,. ( ! ICAIIl:. AliKNTI A I i:i f"r tfVfl-jr I ll "ll onif to !' (i. N. okI CuillKln. A Inritdlx COUnt'oTntrlm, Vlill.(m,l 'kuilhf,kimUlAMlfm il l t xiKATt-1 i .i i a r.tw, f mA n.m4 IIMIA K UATI KS A- BON. 4t Braaawajr sud iH Usm Ht M. T Testimonial of Waters'. Pituio8..inl Organs. "Waters' Concurto Parlor Organ pos sesses a beantimi ami peculiarly son. iohw. The Concerto Stop is, without iloiibt, III .best ever placed in any organ. It is pro duced hv an extra vet of reeds, peculiarly voiced, from which the ellecl Is mosi charming, and its Imitation ot the human voleo Is imperii. I' or sweetness oi u and orchoKtral cllccts it has , no cnual." A. 1.2 iiiii j, The Concerto Parlor Organ 'is' some thing entirely new ; it is a beautiful parlor ornament, poasoaseH a sweet and power ful lone Is a most coiniii.fiuuime inven tion and holds a liiuh place in public, fa vor." A'. 1', hivtnmg JvM. Aw OnrttExTn in THK Pahi.o??. Th orchestral organ is the name of a new reed organ recently announced by Horace wa ters A Son. 'The instrument takes this iiamo from its recently invented orches tral stp. Tho voicing of this is peculiar, ? reducing the elleet ot a full fcwoct con ralto voice. Its finest effect is produced when tho Mops are drawn, so that an or chestral effect is given. The case is unlqno and makes a handsome urticlo of furni ture.'' -.Y. y. 'Stin, Tho Waters Pianos are known as amoni; tho very best. Wo are enabled to pcak of theso instruments with conlldence, from personal knowledge. X. 1'. Evagttit. -iv Jfaciitff completed the alteration of our ntore room, we ivuulil re spect full II announce that tec have re-openctl. We hare arranged our Store with a view to the con rente u ee ofcutom em, and to Hccurc erpedition in all branches of our buHinetm. Our Stock will he new through out, emhracina all the latent no'rel tlea in Fine Jewelr, Wutehen, Sil ver If'are and Fancu tloodn. Jlu attention to customers, in ducements in prices,and adherence toahiyh standard of iualitu. we hope to merit a continuance of the patronaae heretofore so liberally bestowal. JOHX STKVEXSOys HOXS. 93 Market Street, l'ittsburyh, l'tu 154 WOOD ST., - - PITTSBURGH, PA. -WHOLK8ALE- POSTERS in and suite that saw this advertisement This Fokk.vt Republican. Takk N otic is I will buy ot trado for I Army Killcs.t arblues. Revolvers, fco. For prices see Catalogue. i iruera uy mall receive prompt attention. Uoods sent bv ex Dress to bhv iwtl nt. n fi , D.. to be examined before naiil tor. vhi rep4estud, 40 k OFFER THEIR STOCK OF DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS FOR AUTUMN, 1 874, A.T VEIIY LOW PRICES September 15(A, 1874. -3m DODGERS, HANDBILLS, LABELS, t rtw"tiltMWMjiisrMi - L SHirriNG TAGS, Ac. You C'un Hare Money By buvine vour PIANOS ami nmuvs fro.n tha uudcrHigiied Manufacturers' Agent, feu the bent brands in the market. Instruments shipped direct from tho Fac tory. Oil AS. A. KI1VI.TZ. Tuner. I 3 ly J,ock liox 1710, Oil C'itv, Pa. p. J. P. Tmm-Bin wars, mj9 I Rrdutod ftt ih TToivtnity of I'tLoi la 1-vii, and ftftar 3Hji r- ipriuintv pcrfMUslUr ltlr' Vft4bl Uluui4tio tyrup m4 PIIIm which 1 guwut a iull;ill ur for ftuut )m H4. Liirt.llok, UwX. Liaiba. Mrrottt. KhW abi All Hiiuuniatka dine .. Hworn to, Uiu 'iotlft Jiyrt Wl. Q V. A. OHJtOUUN, Notary i'ubha, 'A-a. - r' CletgyBW r Cnrd fcy It. and wffl mi ifr nr on wr t Vw.otr.MadiA.l'A. .H.IiuriuinariJl Ur-,l(mUrT. O O tiinith, Iittf9n1,H.V.KoJ Bnny. h mISmI !burtrli, hiia.a.Affiictlbmi.dwriterr.lilt.nr,il3il.irxl jbAtory I'Mnp) kut A fntumutMrratta. If 6U llrwudl frirn i:i, iriifilittuwni rfuimr "" lj An,ti, 7-ly Tla Republican Olllca KEEPS eonstantly on hand a large as sortment of lilauk Deeds, Mortgiigos Hubixenas, Warrants, Siiiuinous, Ac. to bo sold ' iiiap for caul. The oldest and most reliable institution for obtaluuug a Mercantile "-duration. For Circulars write to P. l)i!l'FA HONS, 'Mi PilU.hu rgh, Pa. KETHTfl.NE IIIMM1 ItlXI.UH, 203 Liberty St., - - Pittsburgh, Pa. JI'. 11. SLVrSOX, Vi ojn Utui: . MEALS AT ALL. HOt'ltM. TRANSIENT w2.r-y CUSTOM SOLICITED. T0I5 WORK neatly executed at thisoUice at reaiouab' s rates. Dr. J. AValker's Calii'oi nlii Viu CRar l.iltcra nro a pnv;ily Vcetabld piepanitioti, niiido chiclly IVoin tlio n.i th o herbs found cm t ho lower mines ot tUo Siena Nevada mountains of Califor nia, tho medicinal properties of vhic! nro extracted therefrom without tlio nso of Alcohol. Tho question U almost daily aHkcd. " What is tlio causo of tlio unparalleled success of Vixkcau Hn. TKiisf" Our nnswer is, that they leinove . tho causo of disease, and tlio patient re-. covers his health. They aro tlio Rival , blood purifier mid a lifu-giviiii! principle. . a perfect Kcnovaior and liivinoiatnr of tho system. Never beforo in th history of tlio world lias a lnedicino licrn cum jKiiiiitlcd ioAKcssiii; tlio ruiniirk.-lilc qunliticA of ViM.iiAU Ul I I'Kii.s in lieulmn tho tick of every ili .ci.-o man i heir In. Thej aro a gentle' I'u; jiuivo ia i-li an a Tunic. reliovii:g Coin!usiioii or I iillu.iiinnlioii ef tho Liver uud Vi.-iccnd Oi'uiu iu iJiliuu Diseases The jiroportios of Di:. W.i.ki:!:-.i Vixkuau lit itkks aia Aperient. l)iiiliorclic, Curiiiinatiro, Nutritious, Laxative, biuretii!, Sedative, (.'iniiitcr-lrrituiit budoritic, AlUi v tire, auj Auti-liilinu4. It. It. MrUONAI.D ii CO.. rinit'i-liitii nnil Dm. Aru., Sim r.miam. (.'i.'lf..ml, una our. nf V'i,-hini.'t.u unit (')iurltnn stu N V kola by .11 UrujijjUU uuU Ui uUrt. ADVERTISERS send 'J3 cents to Oeo. P. Rowcll l- Co., 41 l'Hi-k ,)W fv. yt lor their Eigi.t.v-.iia0 Piimphlct, tlmwina cost oi a.lvinin-. j-j jt
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