A new and" amusing euro fur lovo has lately been found efibctive in a fashionable Parisian faubourg. The son of a wealthy nobleman became enamored of his father's concierge, (door porter), and determined to mar ry. The aristocratic papa opposed, but moved at last by tho despair of his son, gave his consent, with the pro viso that the smitten youth fliould go to sea fur twelve months before the marriage. Shortly after his depart ure, the father, who had previously observed an embonpoint in the young intended, took her under his especial charge, gave her the mot nourishing and succulent food and nines, forbade her to take exercise as unbecoming in his future daughter, and in fact, stall fed her to auch an extent that when the engaged swain returned from his year's voyage, he was horrified to find, instead of the slender, elegant girl he left, an immensely fat woman, as big as two Albions rolled into one. Of course the ruse was successful, and the unfortunate victim of good clieei has been pensioned off. Macready was one of those stage geniuses who regarded it as a special mark of genius to so thoroughly "iden tify himself with his part" as to lose his own idcatity, and not only tear a passion to tatters, but the clothes of those who were the victim's of his mimic rage. But he found his match once in an actor who played Claudius to "Macready's Virginius." The first night Macieudy tore the actor's ballet shirt into shreds. The second night the actor filled his shirt with pins, and then calmly let the power of genius manifest itself. Macready begao as usual to lose his identity, but about lie time a dozen pins had penetrated his cuticle as Virginius he began to rage in real earnest as Macready, and those who heard him, say his remarks were totally unlike those which Knowles put into the mouth of Vir ginius. He never lost his identity with that actor again. In one week of last month a firm near New York-received orders for 445 miles of pencils. To make these .only 83,000 feet of cedar lumber are required, and after they are made they will load six freight cars. This im mense consumption of lead pencils is doubtless caused by the attempts of women lo sharpen them with a pair ot scissors or a dull case-knite. "What are you after, my dear?"' said a grandmother to a little boy who was sliding along a room and casting furtive glances at a gentleman who was oavincr a visit, "f am trvinrr I J r - j grandma, to steal papa's hat out of tbe room without letting the gentle man see it , he wants him to thiuk he's out." There is a village in New Ilamp shire which has produced twenty-six editors, and it was in allusion to this circumstance that a pious old deacou there remarked: "les, therearetwen ty-six on 'em, but as they've all left town, I reckon the Lord won't lay it up ngin us. The fallacy of the statement that animals prefer green food was abund antly shown at Chicago when a huu gry horse bit a large section out of the 1 anama hat of a succulent young man who was silting on the taifrail of a street car and did not harm a hair of the wearers bead. Go to strangers for charity, to aa quaintances for advice, and to relatives for nothing and you will have a sup ply. Every man has bib weak side, and it is very often the case that this weak side is the best part of the man. When a man goes to a quilting par ty about tea time, and sits dowii ou a ball of wicking with a darning nee dle in it, he will think of more things connected with darning in a minute than he can mention iu two hours. An exchange says "the Sandwich Islanders believe that Beelzebub walks tbe earth in the form of a woman.' And now and then you find a man in this country who believes so too, aud that be has married the woman, A young manufacturer of our ac quaintance i making money fast on this motto, parodied trora "foorliich ard :" "liarly to bed, and early to rise; never get tight and advertise. "I would advise you to put your bead into a dye tub, it's rather red." said a joker to a sandy haired girl. "I would advise you to put yours into an oven, it is rather son, said .Nancy. "This is net gain," said a witty Worcester girl who foui.d a valuable silk hair net hanging to the fringe of ner snawi upon her return home lroiu an evening lecture. Mrs. Keen, of Springfield, declined to allow her daughters to take part in a spelling match because she heard ' somebody say that knotty words would lie given out. n. When freedom from her mountain height uufurled her standard to the air, her skirts, pinned back so very tight, made her appear exceeding spare. They tried to set up the scientific name of potato bug in Delaware, the other day, and it pied the whole iorm Most men are. like eggs too full o themselves to bold anything else. A number seven hat will just fit a hi. Ixiuis mosquito bite. The height of impudence the length of a book agent. JOB WORK DON B AT T1IR 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At Vie lowest cash prices, neatly, prompt ly, and in style equal to that of any other establishment in the District BUSINESS CARDS , SHOW CARDS, VISITING CARbH, SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, JIOXTI1XY STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES BILL HEADS, -. LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, POSTERS. DODGERS, HANDBILLS, LABELS, SHIPPING TAGS, &c. Allegheny Valley Rail Road. Oil Creek & Allegheny River Rail way, and Buffalo, Corry &. Pitts burgh R. R. OX ASI A FT ICR Monday, Mny 21, 1S7", trains will run an follows i STATIONS. Northward. Southward I- 1 K. X n. fin. I Kit N. I a iii p in p m p in p in m Pittsburgh 8:'J." 2:P0 S:10 fl:l.", 6il0 fi:20 W Pcnliinc (Ml! 4;V11:W 7:51 4:1.'". 4-21 K manning 10:2.1 fi:OM l::r 7:11 .1:12 :!' It. Il k JiilieMilH 6:00 12:47 li:00 2:10 2:10 I trad y llciul 1 l::lo 0:17 l:()s r.:l" :ftfi l:,r0 Parker lJifKi (l;-,7 2:0! B:0O 'l:(ir I2::i0 Kinlontnn - 12s 4 1 7:40 2:HX 4:S2 I2:l!l ll:f Serubgrass 110 N:2f 4:"0 3:1111 l::ui I0::UI Franklin 2:14 ti;o :07 2:.'Slii:10 MO Oil City ::ihi D:!iO U:lf 2:20 10:00 MS Olcopoll- :.' 7:4:111:5' t-'nulp Rock H:0 1 l::'.(t Tionosta 4:4(1 8:50 I0:4(t Tidiouto i;(5 10:20 n 15 Irvinqtoil 7:20 11:40 7:45 Roimcvillo :t:!4 10:01 0:27 1:52 P:r 7:0 Titusvlllo 4:10 ltl:5.- 7:H5 12::I0 MO 6:1:1 Corry 5:2i) ,H:52ill:Kl 5:0(1 Mavvillo :.Vf 10:371 :H" 8:81 Hullalo 11:15 1:10 6:0.1 12:20 -pf nirs r p.Tn mia. m p. m Train run liv Philadelphia Time. DAVID MoCAUUO, Uou'l Sup't. MORTON II AM,. Hcn'l Passenger Ticket Agent. PENNSYLVANIA CEN TRAL RAILROAD ON AND AKTfcK 11 P. P. Sunday May I. 1870. Trains arrive at. ami 1 niivn I li o 'nion Donot. corner nf VamIi1i.i..h ami Liberty street, as follows: AH HI VK, Mail Train. 1.30 a m Fust T.lno I') ii - m ; Well's accommodation No. 1, o'.'JO a m itrinton accommodation No 1, 7.50 a in; Wall's accommodation No 2. 8.55a m .f!i- cinnati express 0.20 am! .lolmtan commodation 10.50 a m : Kraddock's ac commodation No 1, 7.00 p in : Pittsburgh f-M1" i' " i ih'iuc express i.mi p m j Wall's accommodation No 3, 2.35 p m j Homowood accommodation No 1,9.55 pm; Wall's accommodation No 4. 6.50 d nit Itrinton accommodation No 2. 1.1(1 n m. Way Passenger 10.20 p in. DEPART. Southern oxnress R.20 a m r.nllln . rress 2.40 a m ; Wall's accommodation No . 6.30a IM : Mail Train 8.10 a m Itrii. ton's accommodation 1 ).20 a ni : llraddock's ac commodation No 1,5.10 p nij Cincinnati express p m wall's accommodation N 2. 11.61 a m : Jnhnstnwn 4.05 p ni ; Home wood accommodation No i. o.oop m; riiuauoiphift express 3.50 p m; VV all accommodation Nn3 3 05n m Wull' accommnilntinn Nn 4 fi liri n m lw T in. 7.40 p m ; Wall's N5, 11.00 p m. Tho Church Trains leave Wall's Station every Sunday at 0.05 a. in., reaching Pitts- uurgn at ni.no a. m. itoiurnlng leave I'itw burifll at 12.50 n. m and arrivn at Wall's Stutiou at 2.10 p. in. Cincinnati nT-nrnsa lAafm flailv Qs.ii I K- ern express daily except Moi. lay. All oth- vr i rains nsiiy, except nunuay. r or luriuer lniormation aply to W. II. BECKWITII, Agent. The Pennsvl vania Rallrrtarl Dniiinanii Will notassnmn an V Risk fnr HmrirairA ac cept for Wearing Apparel, and limit tlioir rnponsil)ility to One Hundred Dollai val- u. jvu uairgago exceeding mat a onnt in value will lw at the risk of tno fner. unless takon by special contract. A.J. UASSA1 General Superintendent, Altoona Pa. GREAT WESTERN PITTSBUKGII, PV. of our immotiKo stock : Muzzle-Loadtnsr KtfioB, full or half stock wuuaa ai a CI XVI II no, C-" l finilhl TiflAB bnrl Qhnf illw.. and under, or side by sido.andat all prices .fill fn 14, p. mj. boys: cheap safe and durable. All prices 3.60 to J26 each. Double Barrel Shot Gun& Our fifty different styles, made of Iron, London Twist, Laminated Steel or Damas cus Barrola, finished in the host and latest style, all sizes, for men and bovs, at prices ranjirg from 18, $10, 15, 2o, ai $40, J.")0, 7o to $100. PISTOLS, in variety from $1.00 to 8.00. REVOLVERS, 4, 6, , or 7 shooters, of every kind, at all prices from $ti.00 to $25.00. BREECH-LOADING RIFLES. Winchester Improved IS shooter, llest long range gun in the world. Price'only Sharp's Celebrated Ureech-Loadinir ..f.. a Ri- flea mil v '10 em.li Romingtoii Brooch-Loading Rifles at loest factory prices. Wieeson's and Stephen's PockefrRlfles, using metal cartridves, ai 12, $15 and $18. Breech-Loading Shot Guns. The Dexter Singlo Harrel Breech Load ing Shot Gun, using Brassshells priue$20. Stcpliens' 11. L. Singlo (iun, $10. II1V uuuuie narrni lireeni uoailor.ol Moore a Dean's Woouliill's, Lireenen's, Kirhards', Scout's and other tine niakos, at all prices, from $50 to $300 each. Send or PKce List to J. II.'JOIINSTOiV, GREAT western gun works, 285 LIBEUTi" STREET, I?ITTST3UIiaiI. rA and state that saw this advertisement in The Forkst Rkpubi.ican. Takk Notick--I will buy or trade for Army RilleH.Carbiues, Revolvers, Ac. For Orders by mail receive prompt attontion Ootids sent hv Avnrtuui t.i u...r it t D., to be examinoU before paid lor, when lOtJUCBkUll. . 40 tr LOTS FOR SALE! IN TUE BOROUGH OF TIONESTA. Apply to GEO. G. SICKLES, 70, Nassau St., New York City. 7 f7K WERK gnarantaed to Male and I I Female aitents, in their locality. Tosts nothing to try it. Particulars Free. 1 . o. i kery .0 Co., Augustu, Me. 22-lt liiunciiNC ICcdiictiou A.t theWhplosale .and JletoI V , ..-.TTrT.X.T.V.r,!' y S. HAMILTON CO., 77 5T? OUR MOTTO IS AND HAS BEEN QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS. Oil rlltlSlinna Im AvMllalvntn DT 1 1 .T-1 -c . . . . ,.7. , ""vo biiu unun wnicn ennii es us to eve' our j hole tune and attention to this exclusive trade. Thus where other dealers e 1 from ... . u-n insiruineiiis a week, our sales very often exceed these luiinl.ers In a single 2t ?iMd "a JSrwST to Be" Bt 10 1,cr eout-proat on co", Umn tbpy ,0" ' u.MsXw1 siOTinMj: u,6y invarifth,y I,i,,o,,uco m.M!u.s8bm,,r 71.0'10- They are not some new Organ, the growth of a few urovemonL Th ILn'0 "a t,mt "ro '"s"v add.ng every meritorious Im mann Lei . K"y.U,2,I,l K,"""" ('lough's Combination Organs have been S for Twenty-five years, while the Celebrated Tavlor A Farley Celestes IrshTh.'r.1' m"n1u,H"tur Twenty years. And i.w for tho purpsse , f I. li" f 7 tl,or"Khl.V throughout all the country towns of the Klnto. wo dm to ll Z, verr.bpaViV V1""-" largo number? of them, which Si i r '""'V. aI"' wthout the assistance of AU K NTS Oil .M 1 tUH.F. MO n.lVi?..VX ! h . ii V "'"eiu oi wmiinissions and wholesale discmnta, we are thus Mme. gaDS U, f"llowi"8 nrlura. at wl'" 8 "ill for a short CABINET CASES, Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, f Uo.00 at $ 85.00 . " 5 " " 155.00 at m.oo 6 105.00 at 05.00 FULL REXnXA XT CIA ,?PV Double Reed, 4 Stop Organs, Regular Price, $165.00 at - 5 " " 175.00 at 6 " 185.00 at 21 sets Reeds 6 " Vox Humnnn " 1 21500 at 3 " 8 "Viola TlilWA Hrmina .11 C.ll.l nMn..l T ,! " ir. V i j "iminiK aim c arving an oriSoitd Walnut. N'oi- 1 .LT , '., r P nrass Uyng is of the very best, and are all fully WlLt, BE, SOLD AT THE SAME R.VT.'JS OF DISCOUNT. Tllfi ftlkOVA flf A fttrlftlv tnttU nrlnna l.nt IT .J.w, i. it or semi..ual payments wllf be taken Vt . Tlvimi "I PVXZZ l ?e above prices, persons ordering by letter can depend on the uAt careful selecVjo , e ing Diauo. it the cash price be sent with the order, the instrument Will Ixt uhiiiiiiwl ! n ; u aPcoml"lt"1 will t'e h, the D. II tune bo desired, we reqmro notes with Address for Catalogue, and slate feb!7 14m JTavlnf completed the alti rtitivn of our Htore room, me iroultt re epertfullft announce tltitt ire hure re-oenel. H e hare arrauted our Store with a view to the convenience ofcustom ernt and to net-lire expedition in ull branches of our buninemi. Our Stock will he new throitah out, embracing all the latent novel ties in l'lne Jewelry, H atche. Sil ver II re and Fane Ooodn. Jlu attention to cuntomerg, in ducements in priceH,and adherence toahiah titandard of iuatitu. we hope to merit a continuance of the patronaae heretofore no libt rally oeHtoweit. nialllf. HTEMXSOX'S HOXS. 0J Market Street, 1'ittnburyh, i'o. 54 WOOD ST., - - PITTSBURGH, PA. WIIOLKRALB OFFER THEIR STOCK OF . DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS rR AUTUMN, 1 874.ATVEUYLOWPKICES September Wk, 1874. w25-Sm HESS Pft. J. P. FrrLiaBln woi'm, Mja I ffrMlaftUd U tht TTiiiTcriltT f i'unn'k im lw. n4 afur 3)jtr jprimnt, f.-ncud Ur Klilvr'a VKtbl lltieuiuail eyrap an J Fills, which I gurau m lutlhu mr fur iiu in Hew!, l- ujt, lUck. Uttvrt, Juwb Mtirvoui, Kd Hf, lllood, awl U Kbuna(itljmaft, feMurn to. bhu 'Jtjih -V,-iJ, lfff I. ft F. A. OkBOUHN. Abry iy6 tiuL. VlClBTlt Cnd fc7 it. ndwillMti'NuT70nirr't. i'iUaVHov.'lhrirThy.lO'WilJfmlJliilK!.0 11. j:vinj,Mli,l'. lUrf.H.i'mtinaui. lrf-Dre.low.KrT. Cf.O.bniiLU, liftfMf N.lf.Ktfv.Jna heattnv KaiiChun- fc.itory 1'amphlnt mrmntM4rnt la f Ml Hrrd forn irj. l-y Tha RepuLTican Ofllco TT'EEPS constantly on hand a large as. IV aortment of Blank Deeds, Mortgages Hiibptimas, Warrants, Hunimons, Ac. to bo solij cheap for cash to Suit the Times ! ! "PianJfaiuI Organ Emporium of AVE:,:PiTTSBUllCir,:PA 05.00 100.00 105.00 125.00 1G0.00 " 27500 m , . .. .. . irniKota are used on these instrument everv- warranted for live j ears. lru,"tI,u, " ,,r.v Organ will o shipped by Kxi.reis c o good security, or at least B-ioAcltorcm': where you read this notice. S. HAMILTON & CO., 77 Fifth Avenue, Vittnhurah. l'n. Tho oldest and most reliable institution fur obtaiiiim; a Mercantile diication. For Circulars write to I'. DUKK it HO.NH, w2i-3iu eom I'ittsburgli, Pa. KEVNTOMJ WINI.TkOOJUS 203 Liberty Bt., - . Pittaburg-h, Pa. W. U. MUrsOX, Proprietor. MEALS) AT Al l. IIOI US. THAXSIEXT CUSTOM SOLICITED wi-Jy JOB WOKK iieatly exocutod at thisolho i ra.viiittU ti ruu'u, 1 v CLOThJiNG"! llest loHit! llcsl VUsl The qni slieil ill these hard times Is nut only "What shall wo do fur grub to cat t" but "wniMMwrnrAi, SHALL WE BEJ CLOTHED ?" It is a uotoriMis I'm-t thut In most I iw ns and cities lonnd alii iit II', clolhlng imulo to order Is nut s'i .) accirilnncc to tlio d prcclaliiiii of other necesnirlea of lite. There is, hnwcver, an li.iii(ir:il!e excep tion to this lll'e in the person nf X. n isi:, li i i lunil Tailor, TIDIOUTE, PA., Whr i iiutk4t riot hi rj? of tho very 1rflkitilt iitn iin rant rfM I, Irmii 25 to 30 Per Cent, Below the prices of other dealers in this part of? the count ry. WHY IS THIS THUS? lleciiiiie 1st, Mr. Wise pays no la run lig ures lor rent, as he owiis'the biiihliug he occupies. 'Ji, I in doesn't pay a flitter ?- VM to S'.000 a year, but does his oh n cut ting, and Is Hoi, excelled in this line in Western Pennsylvania. ,c luiy.i cloths lor cash, thus getting a r'dui t!on on onlliiiiry rates. 4th he sells f r cash, and thus has no bud debts to make up. The faro is ."i.V. fnmi this place to Tid lontc, and at the picsent time, you can go upin the morning ami bark at '1: 1'l, hnv ing three hours in Tidioule to si lect your gisuls and leave your orders. (ivo him a trial, and you will not only savo money, but will got perfect Ills, anil any stylo or quality of clo:h you want, Betnembpr.tho'naine and placo. 7 ly N. WISE, Tldioutc, Tu. WATER? CONCERTO & ORCHESTRAL flRCANS '"v ihr i.ictsl bemillf til m w " l.m.( perlrcl mi iw rii-r iniina o. i I lllll ml ii'Iii:n. 'I'll l. Hl'iin-l'l.r.t - vr liictcl III any ifr igftllS. J air prtnlHmt htn rum st-l ic-rila, p ritllnrly voiced, - I I. I f MNIIH U i!ll- f II IK l IMIi nnJSIII l s i i ii ii iMi,riii..mi. VOirR it M I' I Itll. 'I'ltcke Orirniia ri iiio 'ni tix mrt u best uuiite s V!lr'( hialM, WATERS' NEW SCALE , PIANOS. htm r rem r ami a I n v atnalna tour. avl all ni a ri i r n linnrovrmrnia. mm m1 urr Ik, best t'lnnoa 111 nil 'l'lia -risntiwl I'lnaiH a- wurraiiiiHl fir a) ycM.rs, I'rlt-ra rKtruily low r ciuih or part raali, ol balanr ta monthly " qiiarierly unynienta. brronrf-liand liikirtimrirta taken m Bxrlmnae. H It A '' I N n ' "IKSJ'IN to tht 'I' If A II I'.. A Ii V. NTS WAK'I KII fnr every lly end l ounlf 1m th. (. N. and Canada, A laravdla MUSI .' frarjkrrt, Wli.U.'rr.,( 'Kurchrt. VAooJa.xkIa. am, ii i I'siha rn ca ta i.ikii km ma ii.kd, IIOItAt i: WA'I I lt A HUN, Ml Braaawar and 4 aiercer H4 M. T. Testimonials of WatcrSrtPi!i6snanJ Organs. ' Waters' Ceneerto Psrlor Organ ms Kewsis a lieantiliil nnd peculiarly will tone. Tho Concerto Stop is, wllliout doubt, tho best over placed in any organ. It is pro duced by an ONtra net of reeds, peculiarly voiced, "from .which the cllcct is most charming, and its iuii!uUti of the human voice is superb, Knr sweetness .f tone ami orehestrul edicts it; has 'no rijiial." A'. 1". Tinirs. j ' Tho Concoi to I'arlor Orgaii 'ls some thing entirely new ; it is a lii-tii it 1 ! i;l in lor ornaiiient, possees a sweet nr.d jorr ful tone is a most i-omnr.Hidabie liivcn lion and hold a h it'll placo ill public fa vor." ,V. )'. J-.miiiip IW, AN ORI'IIKKTnA 1 TIIK PAniOR. 1!lO orchestral oriran is the name of anew nod organ recently announced by llnraco Wi lms iV Sun. "The instrument takes this namo from i!n rei't nily invented on bi a Iral Htmp. Tho voicing of ibis is poi'iilinr, producing the cllcct ot a full swret con tralto voice. Its tiiiest ( ll'is't Is produced w hen the stops aro drawn, so that an or chestral cllcct is given. The ccsc is iiuii)UO and makes n liandoino article of fiuui turo." .V. I', ii.i. Tho Waters 1'ian s are known as among- those iiiHtruinents with conlirience, froiii pi rsonul kiuwieilgc. A, 1 . t.Taiigcluit. a-iv .3 IfViREKr.J f V.f a. Dr. J. "Walker's Ciilil'oi nlii Viu- egnr liittei-9 mo a purely Vctnblo preparation, inado cliiuily from tho na tive herbs found, on tho lower mnes of the Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor nia, tho medicinal properties of which are extracted therefrom without tho nmi of Alcohol. Tho question is ulmoit. daily asked. "What is tlio causo t.f tho unparalleled success of Yinkuai: Hit TKitst" Our answer Is, that they remove tlio causo of disease, nnd tho patient ro covcrs his health. They aro Iho great blood niii'illerand a lifo-givliiK principle, a peiloct Henovator anil Invioiatoc of ttio systoin. Never before in tho history of tlio world lias a incdiuiiio been coinpotuuleil poiisensiiig tlio icinai kal.lo qunlitias of Vi.nkoar lln tkiis in liealing tlio eick of every iliscaso umn in huir t. Tliey uro a gcntlo Purpuiive a.4 well nil a Tonic, relieving Congestion or Inllanmmtimi of the Liver aud Visceral Oijr.iiis iu IJiliuuj Uiseasos The propeities-of Di!. Wai.ki:i:'.i Tlx to a u IIittkbs aio Aperient. Diaphoretic, C'anniutttlTij, Nutritious, l.axaiivo. liiuretic, Kedativo, Counter-Irritant bmlurilic, Altera, tire, aud Anti-biliou. It. II. KcUONALn CO.. IriieFlirtriilr,en. A eli.. Sun Krm-i-o. niir.imlj ana cor. of U nl,inirt"ii ami f 'harllun Stu V V aoW by all Druea-iaU mill 11, ultra." A 1) ISICltS send -, cents to tico. jf ' ..Howell a- Co., 41 Park How, N. Y., lor their IOighty-pnKu Piiini.lili't, showing cost o ailvoii-.ing. " i i It M m I 1 : 1 it j i (! 1 U aal 'fflafliTllW-fA
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