' LAWYERS. The (flowing racy examination of candidates for admission to the. har is v taken from tho Western Law Journal. The examination commenced with : 'Do yon smote t" 'Ido.sir.' ' 'Have you a cigar?' Yeg, sir.' Extends a short six. 'Now, ir, what is the first duty of a lawyer V 'To collect fees.' 'Right. What is the second ?' 'To increasn the number of client.' V hen does the position towards client change?' Explain.' 'We then change the antagonistic position. I become the plaintifT and he becomes the defcnJent.' 'A suit decided, how do you stand with the lawyer on the other side?' 'Cheek by "jowl. Enough, sir. You promise to be- come an ornament to my profession and I wish you success, Now are you aware bf the dut you owe me?' 'Perfectly.' Describe it.' ' j '; "It is to invite you to drink.", ; ' 'But suppose I decline?' There-is no instance of the kind on record in the books. I cannot answer the question.' You are right. And the confidence with which you make the assertion shows conclusive that you read law at tentively. Let's take a drink and I will sign yonr certificate at once.' ' A. class of four boys,' about sixteen years of age each, in Lansing, whose teacher was absent, were turned over to the tender scrutiny of an eld Pro fessor who was neither loved nor liked by the class. It is the practice in this school to appoint one in each clnss treasurer, whose duty it is to collect the pennies and keep the records of the class. The Professor, therefore, handed a small card to one of the boys, saying, "I appoint you treasun r. to day." The dot looked at the card, and, handing it to his classmate', said, "I pass." The second boy also mut tered "I pass" on receiving it as he passed it over to the third. No. 3 said, "I turn it down," and handed it to the last boy, who, hauding it back o the i teacher," remarked, U,I - can't make it." The training those boys Set at home is on of the ; things the octor don't cerapreheud, i : .. A clerk in a rural town had a pet calf which he was training up in tbe ways of an ox. ' The calf walked around very peaceably under one end of the yoke while Mr. Clerk held up the other end but in au unfortunate moment the man got the idea of put ting his own neck in the joke, , to let the tbe calf see how it would seem to work with a partner. This frightened mis ter calf, and elevating his tail and bis voice he struck a dead run for the village, and mister clerk went along with him with his head down strain ing every nerve ,t keep up, and crying out at the top of his voice; "Here we come, dang our fool souls ; head us somebody I " Mr. Carpenter, of Marquette, Mich., had no idea that he was about to create an atmospheric disturbance when he knocked the ashes out of hi pipe on the head of a powder keg. Ana wnen a teiiow workman conveyed all that was left of Mr. C. to his wife in a bag, she quietly remarked, "Just bis luck I Hang him up in the wood ehed where the cats won't get. at him till night. , A Boston paper says : "If the gates of heaven were suddenly to swing open, ana au mankind be asked to enter on equal terms, don't vou know some neo pie who would pause to see what other people were going to do about it, and others who would draw back for fear the celestial oity was getting vulgar, and some who would refuse togeth er, if they saw the so-and-so's about to enter? " ''' '" '' ' . i' - A gentlemau rather suspected some one was peeping through the kevhole ofsjis office door. He investigated with a syringe full of pepper Snuce, and went home to find his wife had been cutting wood and a chip had hit her in the eye. A Ney Havrn editor spent last Sun day in hiawson, and attended church. When the contribution box came round he wai in a dote, but on being nu Igad nasuiy explained, "i tiave a pas. - yn a very pretty girl's saying to Leigh Huut, "I am very sad. jousee." I 1 i.M . J ' ne replied, -un, no; you nelong to the other Jewish sect you are very fair, i see. An Irish lady thus advertises : Lost a cameo brooch, representing Venus aud Adonis ou the Druraconda road about teu o clock on Tuesday eveuiog According to the decision of a T)el aware debating society, the meanest kiuij oi a man is ne wno sets a trap gun in a hen-roost or candy store, A candidate for the position of hang man m huglau, recently offered to hang a convicted murderer free of chaige to show his profiueucy. He is hODnV Whose circunitdnncea suit lik temper; but happier is be who tau suit, ins temper to auy circun) stances. . . School master what is nothing? Boy It's wlieu a mau aks vou to hold bis horse aud just savs "thank vou. JOB WORK DONE AT THE 'REPUBLICAN" OFFICE At tA lowest cath prieet, ngpty, prompt ly, and in ityle tqual to that of any other ettablithmtnt in the Dittrict. BUSINESS.CARDS , SHOW CARDS, VISITING CaRDL, SCHOOL CARDS WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, BALL TICKETS, ADMISSION TICKETS, 5JOXT1ILY STATEMENTS, IK VJCLOJ ES BILL HEADS, LETTERHEADS, . NOTE HEADS, CIRCULARS, BLANKS, POSTER'S. DODGERS, 1 v HANDBILLS, LABELS, RHimNOTAft. Ac. Oil Crcck&Allcghf ny River R j O N AND AFTER Monday June 6, 1871, ii suit win run as iouuwa: SOUTHWARD TRAINS. STATIONS: 1st Class. 21 Class. 0 10 14 a. in. a. m. IS 11 00 p. m. a, m. a. in. 8 00 0 10 9 SO H 54 1020 11 00 11 20 Corry Spartanshurg Olyndcn Ce'ntrevillo Trywiville Hydctown AR Tltusvillo tK Miller Farm Shaffer 5 m fl 14 ;i7 4fl 6 f5 7 18 7 20 11 as CM 11 47 7 04 It M 7 13 1-2 O i 7 25 12 IS 7 85 12 25 7 42 12 4 8 02 l m 8 07 1 m 8 17 1 18 8 25 1 20 ! 8 2 1 28 8 35 1 a,". ' 8 40 1 I 3H (8 4H 1 44 8 M 1 4(1 K M 1 6.1 8 10 2 OS 7 40 7 59 8 m 8 10 8 23. 8 no 8 S3 8 42' 8 50 8 58 00 15 6 10 11 31 8 55 12 15 7 20 12 20 7 40 12 4:1 7 55 1 05 l'loneer An ret Centre ' 8 In 8 20 8 SO 8 44 0 (Ml t 0 .1 9 20 1 55 1 1 S 25 3 4tt 1 05 3 09 20 Columbia Tnrr Fiirm Rvncl Farm MeCliutock AR Oil City ! " tH 9 15 9 45 9 5ft 0 59 10 2S 10 44 10 54 11 11 12 01 S 10 2 m 2 4(1 M 3 12 8 32 3 41 3 5 4 48 10 15 . 3 40 U in 4 2-1 11 32 '4 50 It AM 4 5tl 12 80 5 :17 1 2. 15 1 4.i 43 2 24 7 10 4 5 49 Oloopolis , resident . , ioncsta Hickory Truukevvilla Tidloute lrvineton ADDITIONAL SECOND-CLASS TRAINS-FOUTIt. No. l(t. Tltusvillo 2.10 D. 111. j Miller 2.50; Pioneer 3 20; pet Centra 3.3:1; Colombia 4,15; lrr Farm 4,2;!; Kvnd Farm 4,37) KoiiHevHle4,55; il Ciiv 5,'-'i. No. 8 Corry 6,16 a. hi.i Tltuvill 8,3.1; Miller Fam 0,25; Pet Centre H.4M: Colum bia 10,13; Tarr Farm 10,18;' Kvii'd Farm 10,27; Kouneville 10,35; Oil City" 11.00. i No. is. Pet Centre 1.28 p. m.; CchunWa 1,50; Tarr Farm 2.0."; Kvnd Farm-: 2, 10) Koliseville 2.;UI; Oil City 3,00. No. 22 Oil City 6.:i0 a. in.: Oloon i 7.25, Tionrsta 8,54; Tmnkeyvillo 10. Tidioutoll.il. MOEinWABD TRAIXS. STATIONS: . 1st Class. : 1 f . in. p. in. a. in. a. ni. 2 45 5 05 9 00 7 45 Irvlncton Tilionto Trunkcyville 1 28 1 45 ' 1 54 214 & 47 6 05 8 15 0 34 7 JO 9 05 8 05 10 15 18 20 10 44 8 45 11 40 : XI 12 21 Hickory Tionest President KhicI Rxrk 2 35 8 65 2 38 Ha SO 9 35 12 32 Olcopolia 2 47 a 15 7 OH 10 (15 1 03 AR 7 Si 10 so 1 50 2 10 2 25 2 30 2 40 2 55 3 10 3 20 3 38 S 45 4 15 4 40 5 20 Oil City 1)1! 6 00 3 20 7 40 11 30 8 13 ffi 32 J7 55 11 60 6 IK 3 35 7 511 12 00 (6 20 ;3 40 I8 04 12 25 ,6'fl 3 43 8 10 12 38 McClIntock Kouseville , Itynd Farm Tarr Farm ' Columbia ft 21) 6 34 3 40 3 55 8 14 12 48 8 21 1 05 AR Pet Outre IH Pioneer C 36 3 59 4 01 8 23 8-30 1 25 1 45 2 00 a is 2 45 6 42 Shnll'or 6 52 4 15 8 40 Miller Farm AR 8 5U 4 20 8 44 t7 1& 4 40 9 05 Titusvillo : . 1)K llydetown , Tryonville ' Centrevillo 7 35 4 45 9 10 3 05 7 44 '4 55 9 20 3 20 7 57 6 08 f 34 8 50 8 05 6 17 , 43 4 10 18 14 PS 27 9 66 4 30 Olyndcii Kpartnnsburg' 8 24 5 38 iO 02 4 60 Corry - 8 55 U 10 10 32 6 10 ADDITION ALSECOSH-C LA SHTn A! NS-NOT1TI1 No. 15 Oil City 6.55 a. in.; Kouwville 7.20; Tarr Farm 7.40; Columbia 7..V; Pet Centre MO; Pioneer 8.40; Miller H.Mi; Titnsville 0.55. No. 7 Titnsville 9.00 a. ni.j Corry 11.25. N, 11 Oil City 11.20 a. in.; HmiKeville 11.45; Kvnrt Fnrui tl.ftl; Tarr'Farm 12.HH; Columbia 12,10; Pet Centre 12.20; Miller 1.25; TittiHville 2.00; Cor'4.42p. m. No. 21 TiiHoiite 12.45 n. m. f Triinkov ville 1.45; Tionest2.43; Oleopoli4.2.": -ll City 5.20. () Trains do not stop, (t) Stop on signal. () Stop for menlH. Trains 5. 0, 21 and 22 run daily ; all Mier trains daily except SundayH. N. B. Train No. la is au Express from Titnsville to Corry. WILVER PAI.ACF HLCKPINO CAR TRAINS. No. 4 Direct from Philadolpliia without CUrtllgo. No. 1 cliai'KO, No.5 cbontie. No. 6 cliaiiL-e. Dirept to Pbilodulr.hja wirhmit Direct from Pittsburgh, without Direct to Pittsburgh without C. J. IIEPnCRN JNO. PITCATRX. Superintendent. U.)n'l Manager. 23. BALDWI1T, DEALER IM ' ( - ousts, ii:voLvi:its, AND ALL KINDS OF SPORTING AND FISHING TACKLE, POCKKT CUTLERY,. i .fiCI&SOXS, ty dC. TOBACCAND CIGARS. RIFLES MADE TO ORDER AND WARRANTED. Repairing Locks and Fitting Keys A SPECIALTY. ' REPAIRING IN nitAX'HKt: JkEATLV AM PKOMPT1.Y DONE. T1DI TE, PA. Over Half "est sollimr articles, needed lu evetjaily. A valuable ain )l Bent on rcctii.i ..f 15 ct. to pav pout iiirc. AililrcKM r J W s V I.-a l , .( if ' sixth S , l'i(i,.ur;b, Pa. wy' Am T II E S Ul, WKEKLV.SEMI-WEKKLY, t DAILY. THE WEEKLY HUN la too widely known to require any extended re-mi-niciidnlliMi ; but tlie ri"won wMch have already Riven It lifly thonaaud nubKcrilient and which will, wo hope, plve It ninny tlmiiHandn more, nre briefly a ftillnwa i It ia a "tlrst-rate -tewnpaper. All tho new of the day will be found In 11, eon denned when unimportant, at full lenutli when of moment, and always prorntcd In a clear, intelligent and InicreatiiiK man ner. It laa flnt-mtn fmnllv pajer, full of en ter'nlnlng and limtrm tlve reailiug of eve ry kind, hut coiitnining rMithing Unit can olTt-nd tho niosit delh-ato anil acrupiiloiiN taste. It is a fii-st-rnto atory paper. The bent tales and romance of currant literature are carefully aelcoted and legibly printed in it pacca. It la a Hrat-rnte agricultural paper. The mot fresh and iiiHtructivnartiulcHou arl cullural topics regularly appear in thidn parlment. It ia an Independent rxilRical niiner. be longing to no party ami wearlnit no collar. It tightA for tbe election of the beat men to ofQce. It especially devotes it enrnrios to the expoxuie of tin! rrea corruptions that now weakon and disgrace our country, and threaten to undermine republican iii-lim-tioiia altorother. It lias n fear of knaves, ami a-fks no favors from their supporters. It reports the inxhlons thr the llie and tbe market for the innn, cHjxc:allT tho cattle-markets, to which It pay particular ntnentlon. Fiimlly, It is thechcancHt tianer publish- ed. One dollar a year will secure It for any subscriber. It ia not necessary to tret tip a duo in order to have THE WEEK. I.Y NUN t this rate. Anyone who sends a single dollar will got the paper for a year. THE WEEKLY 8UN. Eight pages, fllty-six columns. Only 81.00 a year. No discount from this rate. THE SEMI-WEEKLY SUV. Sati) size u tho Daily Hun. $2.00 a year. A din ei.iint of 20 nereent. to elnhaof 10or over. THE DAILY HCN. a large f,iur-pago newspaper of twenty-eight column, llad v rireulation over lio.lXKJ. AU tha new'i for 2 cents. Subscription price 50 ocnta a month, or 86.00 a year. To clubs oi 10 or over, a discount of jo per cent. Address "THESl.'N," New York Cltv. PITHOLE VALLEY R'Y. ON AND AFTER Monday, June 5, 1871, Traim will run a tbliowa: TKAINS NORTH WAND. A STATIOSB.. Oieopolju, ISuiinctt, Woods Pi-athers Mill Pithole City trainV . No. 2. 10.25 a in 10.38 " lo.:w " 10.24 " 11.06 ' Un. 47 3 30 j m 8.28 ' 8.18 " 8.10 " 2.W " SOUTHWARD. STATION. No. 1. No. 3. PitholwCitv, 8.40 am 1.20 p m Prutbora Mill 8.48 " 1.48 Woods 8.56 1.56 " Hsiinett 9.02 " 2.02 " Oloopelis 9.16 " 2.J4 ' All Trains make close connections at Oloopolis with trains on tlifiOil Creek AUcirheny liiver liailway, North and South. ' Two Lines of Stages run duily botuocn Pitbolo City, Ullor Y arm and I'leasant ville, iiuikigc4innectioii witliarrivingaud dojmiling Trains. J. T. ULA1K, II. WICK1IAM, Sup't. Ticket Agent, Pithole City, pa. TOR MMItK noatlv executed at tlje HE ri iii.ii'AN mn',-, ( V ;"' OF UX X 3X.dXXS2)9 PITTS UU KG 1 1. PA . rv oroe:: cy J.'-M'- rrc: j v No. 37 ifIKvriI A.V:Nt7IC,' -Th Oldett, Largctt and Bull ipKinloti Cullers in th ITnitrd Statu, for ol t ,i if. a Mercantile Edusatiua. Nu racatiu. 6.uJ. id rnn rntar at any lint.-, Kor Circular! wnte to s- 1, DUF & SONs Jr,. I. Walker's Culil'oiiiiii Yin. PRUT HilttTS tiro n' jmrcly Vcgctublo prepiirntion, nuido cbiclly IVntn tho na tive herbs found oii tho lower range of tLe-Sien a Nevada mountains of ('alitor pia, tlio medicinal properties of which nre extracted llierefmiu without llio uo of Alcohol. '1'ho (jiiONtioii U ulnioot daily"a.skeil. "What ia tho cause tif tho uniiiiralleleil success of Vixkcau Hit TKitsf Our answer i. tlmt tlioy reinovo tho causo of disease, mid the patient fe ci) vers Ins health. They are the great blood purifier nuil a life-giving prinriple, a perfect Kenovutor.. mul Invigoiutur of the syatem. Never bufora ill the history of ilia world luu a incdiciiin been coiiiHitiniled piuuiassiiig the remurkulile quuiuieii of Vinkoas IIittkum in huuling tha lick of every disease mini U heir to, They are a gentle Purgative a well an a Tnuic relieving C'eiigesttun or . IiiHuiiiiiiaUon. uf the Liver aud'Viocerat Oigam iu Itiliuu Disrate -i . Tlie propoillps of Dr. Wai.krr's VlVKOAa liiTTKKM are A pvneut. Diatihoretic, Cariuiiiutire. Niithiiiuis. Laxative. iJiuretio, Sedative, t'uunlcr lrnuut butluntic, Altera live, aud Auti-Uiliou. IVnpniita und 0n. Am.Hiin Fraiu'iiKvi. C'lf.irnl. tinJ .uv .i IVulnnul... ui.l eli.rltun Kl. V ko.a by ail Llrugglta aud D. ultra. Jt Ntove-! KloYCk!! Norr!!! AT PANIC PRICES! We will sell tho Spear Celebrated Anti-Clinker HOT BASE AND REVOLVING LIGHT STOVES AT 15 PI It CENT. DISCOUNT. Until after the Fir8t of Jaiuary, for Gentlemen, this ia tha best fliristtuiw Present you can wakfl your H'i'O, It Will continue to please until the bid my day ' Of SSpf'lllg Wo have on baud one Return Iluo lladinnt, ONE AMERICAN BASE BURNFR, ONE STEWART BASE BURNER, which wo will hull at half prlco. II. U. TIU1.U, .V fO., Sftf OIL CITY, VK. U'TY attinded to. ,. A FAMILY ARTICLE. Agents inake f I2..sl per dav, 75 per ck. AN ENTIRCLY NEW fpr Domoatlc Um. ON 3 FIVE DOJ UK8, '. ' Willi the New I'uuli 111 , BUTTON HOLE WORKER, . . PatenUsI JiiiiuTtis in, , vw.vunKi'Tiii: i iksi I'm mu m at tuk ami ld a n i v -s 1 1 : t ik MARYLAND I.VSl l I t 'll: i Airs, 17 1. A tl-. 1st oli(bl ''u' iinii clc:n' Toil-.-ti''U-!al H" int. M:e liim. ur Iv W'.ik. I' mi :!(' in l I its Part-, C-eKltM-r-fauMl Kv.- I'.miiI.sI Needle, self treading.' i'icl uci-iiil IVis.liv. Mi-vi'jii. n. iriumi, M.f feed nu. I du ll Gin !i-r. Oi l IH I.a ,v wheel mil on a ttililc. I.iubt rimidii . S.i o. tb oi I noi-elrss. !i.e all I Iiil h-..-cod mi li.ln . lias Paleiit i.i el. ,i pri.tit wniici'i i:iim inn e l llio W1..IP- wiiv. I the llueiid il.r. - t iP-l'l !): -I ..',! Makl - the I lnst:e lock stit.'il. I.nci 111. I II ii J In' II,, nu .il.jf, Kuw d . ;d k . '. U u, r-iii-ji t i md rapid. Will .mo tniil isiiiro, a' b or l.ca'Je'i . i li'tM t Hill --. til HW V 1- .TM f tlir.'a . Thl M e l, i,. i irueleil t' givv I. In n jui f C.-leli lil-l, l l.-i. ,,, , , Ir.neri. atol 'ji iiiiiiru.iv .,,( . o-IHe (. t ' '. : , in I ' I ''! '1 T I 1 I i : I I i ; , . . i -c ! ! ' Ilii ret. ' li I ! , ,-1:1 : A - ....I ::it ,1'iie , : ,i. t up M'.ll-t u lit 1 1 .1 1 . e '. .1 -I ' T' i 1 lu low pre e t - H i, ',: . :, , iivioc low priis' re.iri i1. . I -iniflicitv and s'r'ii.. : i i, upacita-s.wh.li its tn.n y .'; -uiveisai Uvxr.it) wi.en i mates n rupnl ein 1 1' lis i I .-.id n i- a i i. iy i- rMiivm I can cl oer.ul.v am is.o, li rg, 111. ueiiil its iim.. .. i,ii. wlei aic M.llll rcujiy fooa Neinu ,,u, ,,ne. a k :. w lnce. Mrs. II. II .1 v xu, v. . Pisitonc, Will ('un y, i;j. Price of eiu-li maeh tie. "C as a." 'One,'1 (warrant) d lbrflvevcar I y pee;l ' eertilicjiia, unit all ill Ijx'iimk, and ev. rvlliinir eoiiiil e licli n ii.K to u, im-U a iuir aclf tlireadiiiK needle. pa ke, in a stroiiK wiilen box. and ilcl.ve to anr purt of the (sioutry, hyexpn.a fr" v Inriher eliHrxca, m n i-eipt i f pi li-e, i.uly r'lvn Is.l urs. Hule d cry tri a.am.iii. With each Ma lime e" i I'send, ui re ceipt of II extra, lite new puloid IH'.TION lliil K WDltKK.lt, One of the most iniHirlnul aim usi-ful i. veuticna or the ar. rii imp e ami i .i j tain, that a ehibl eaii work Ihe tiiicsl but ton bole with reKiilariiv and easo. f;ic:. and lioaiitil'iil. ' Hpecial terms, ami eatin Indin-einei,'. t. Male and Ketjuiln AucntH, Ktore J,, ..li,,,, Ac, who will estab'lsh aircm ies r..yh the country and kiep our new niuebin on exhibition and sale, ('oiintv L:l.i ?iven to mart aircrits tVis-. Aiei'if. r n ilcto ontlit, Itiritikhn l wllliuiil any rtr, cliarire. Nauiples of n.iii.', ileM-i ij !. ciriilara isiniainiiiK teiiu. l-t:in v ., cnK'raings, Ac, Ae., hem irw. We SllplilV AOHIl'l'LTt'ItAL IMPLKMKNs. laitcNl Phi. n! ami iinpr.. eiiu i,i. ir the Kami and Harden. .ohci, H.-..p, i. Ciillivat rs. Feed t utters, llauou.. .na Milia, I'lantcrs, llaivirs. 'I'l.i .--1,, , a and ail arlielc iio.ile.1 . r l aitu 'a Hare sieeda in lai(re vaiieiv. All M. i , , mill in l.t Ollie.t M..i,ev' tirdera, l.si. Dralls, or bv Kxpicss, m ill l al on. in-,, und are K-rlcctiy neeuie. Male db i 1.1 all ' ur K'mmU ituaiainei'il. "An obi and risiHnsd.le tlini fmt f .. the beat rssts at the l.- p. at, a.ul . .hh be relied upon by oiiriuaxcr.." - i ri tuw'a Jouriud, New oi k. Not i(csMiihibiu lor Iteulsleieit I. i.-i. Addreas, JKKU.MK B. lit I mN .V I y, Corner iiiecnwieh.V C rllaiidi hu., v.-w York. t,, The Ri publ.cai! Office KKPS vonslantl.v on band a Ur;.-. I aortin, in 11, auk Duvd, M .ri HuliHci.t-, Warraiu-, Humia.,- i lie aulj "heap for cjsli, ' V
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