Hates of Advertising. One Si ( lite Si Due Si piari; (1 incli,) oqe Inertioil . fl .VI IS Pt'BUsnyi EVIUT WEDSKflDAY, Bt ' W. 11. DUNN. OTTUX IN R0PTN8ON k TONKER'B BUHDlTtd, ELM STREET, TIONESTA, PA. TERMS, frJ.IM A YEAR, No Ruhsnriptlnns waived fr aalfJ jitirtod than thrso moaHi. Oprrcspnndct oltrlteil from all part o the oountry. No notli will bo tHkon or tmnonymnus communications. ipmro one i, i u - - . three months li 00 one your - - 10 fx) gun ro 'I nam One Ki Two S i iicirti Half I Hurts, one yew l.l tni . ;tn in) - M 00 n ui Ono I .em Mar All Icetcd " " - - - - 100 00 il notices nt established rates. ria:rc anil dcith notices, unit is. bills lor yearly inlvei-tisemeiils col- tjuarterly. Temporary ;nlertlse iiiuiiL be oiiid lir in advance. vol. v. m ji. T10NKSTA, PA., .TANUAltV, 221873. $2rKUANXUM, nu-nts .lob work, Cic Ii on Delivery, r 6 f! 3 Jy till DUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE MEETS every Thursday evening, nt 7 o'clock, iii"lhellull iormerly occupied (by tho Mood Templurs. M. ITTBL, N. W. 1!. DUNN, Soc'y. 87-tf. Samuel D, Irwin, A TTORNEy.COl'NHELLOR AT LAW JfV-Binl REAL ESTATE AMENT. l.ciral mHiuwss Mumiitjy attended to. Tionesta, S'n. 40-ly. (II.KI TV. TATB. PXTTIS 4 TAXlTv, ATTORNEYS AT a. W, jilm rM, TIOSESTA, PA "W, W. Hum. . doom i. Juki, Masor A Jcnks, A TTOKNETS AT LAW. Omce on Klin street, above Walnut, iionenta, i'a, W. r.Mercllliott, A TTOIIXKV A COUNSELOR AT LAW -f Tionesta, Pa. Ofllco on Klin Street, Tba professional nervier of Uio Hon. H, P. Johnson "an lo secured throiiKh me if jJMireii in any ouiines cniriisieu oi nit, in Foreet Co. Corieelions promptly attended . Also Ileal Estalo AkoiiI. F. W. Hays, A TTORNKY AT LAW. and Notaiiy JrV l'riii.ic, IU'Vih'IcIh llukill A Co.'a Block, Sonoca SliJ City, l'n. 8'J-ly Georgii F. Davenport, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Special ntlcn. tion (riven to 1h iiiYPxtialionor Land Titles, Conveyancing and Collections in Yeiisiiirn, Ciuwford and adjacent cnuutios. All limitless piiMui'tv attundod to. No. H Mercantile Rlockll Citv, Pa. aw-ly r. KiNEAn. K. II. HM1LUT. iT.V-YK.AJ.f SMILEY, Attorneys at Law, - - - Franklin, Pa. IJRACTK'K In the several Court of Ve imiitfo, Crawford, Forest, and adjoin ing counties. SU-ly. t. K. BAR KM, V. D. FA.HRTT, llAltMS .C FASSETT, Attorneys at Law, Tltusvtll Penn'a. PKACTICK In all tho Courts of Warren, x. urawrura, rorcsinna cuano lotin- rilYSIClAXS V SI KOEOAS. J. WINAN3, M. V,, and J. E. BLAIEE, If. . UnvliiK rntori'd into n co-partnorlilp. all rails nitfltt or day, will rweivo immediate attention. Otliee' at reNideneo of lr. Wl HUHH, Kim St., Tioncsta, 3il-ly h,arles B. Arsart, 1) F.NT1ST, Cnntrp Street, Oil City, 1'a. In Simons' Block. Lawronco House, XV Nf. LAWIIKNCK. l'liofKiKTon. This ii Iioiiko him just lein opened to tho pnllie aniWtlie furiiiluro and tittinir are all new. (iueslx will bo well euterlHined at ri.ioimblt rntea. la nI t nated on Km St., ipp)nito jSiijicriur Lumber Go. Htore, S'Jly Tioius'.a House. irri!L. l'lopiictor. K!m St. Tin- M. La neitM, 1'a., at the inoiith of tlmoretik. Mr. Iltln hm ilmroiiRliI v rpnovutcd tho 'I'ionvKla I lotiwe, aiel ro-fiii niKlied iteoin fUtoly. All who patronl.n him will lin wall uutortainud at loftxoimblo l alin. .0 ly FOREST HOUSE, D1U.ACIC rUDl'IllHTUIt. Oppoiito Court Ilonsti, TiotiKSta, la. Just prnnd. KvRrytliinu; nnw anil xivan and trail). Tha bust of liquors ket noiistanlly en hand. A portion of lh public patrou ,ag in reapooll'ully aolieited. 4-17-1 v t Scott House, tAOUXDt'S, 1'A., K, A. UoborUi, Pro X prietor. Thii hol hna bvtai raexitly -rurnlahtvl and now otTura superior ac A.nnmodalions to Kiiun'a. 25-ly, Dr. J. L. Acoirb, Oil YSICI AN AND KUIIC KONT, who has X had tlfteen years' oxperieneein a lrno and sueepHaruf practice, will attend ull HrofraHloiml Calls. Oltlro in hUDrug ami OroMiry Htora, located ii TiiAjtLp, iwar TldiouU Ilotaiu. IN UIS KXiIKE WILL BH FOUND A full aaaoriaTiont of Medicines, Liquors Tobacco, Ciitara, Stationery, lilass, 1'uititn, Oils, Cutlery, and fine (iroeerius, -all of the Jit.l quality, and will be n.'JU at reaaonable rate. II. R. BITIKIKSS, an experienced Piub ftUitfroiu New York, has charge of the (un . All presaj itioiiB put up accurately. t. B. MAT. J no. r. TABIC. MA Y, AliK U5 CO., Curner of Kim A Walnut Sta. Tiourala. Bank of Discount and:IJepoait. IiiU'i-oat allowod on Time Deposits, i tOollsetlousiuadoonall thuPrincipul point of tho U. a. Colloctions solicited. J8-ly. ve. a. Dii. r...i J T Pil.,C.lil.r. TIOITESTA SAVINGS BANK, Tiouesta, Format Co., I'a. Thin Bank transact.'! a Gonoral Buuking, tlolleetinkt anil KxcIiaulo ISilHinewt. Drafts on, the Principal (.'iiioj of the Lnitcl Slates nn. 1 l.tiroiie bouu'tit and suUI. (old and Silver Coin and tiovernmunt JtocuriUc-i bought and Hold. 7-;'.U Itouds I unvertcd on tlio moht lavorablo terms. '1 uterest allowed oil tituo deposit. 1 liar. 4, tl. ?r I. O. of O. Ir. TENEjyCK&VANDEUSAAL Wtlot.LHAI.K A ltKTAIf. CONFECTION Eli S. STORE: No. 3 South Seneca Street, KEXT DOOll TO l'OUT OlfK'K. MAJIUFACTORT : Ko. 88 North Stncca Street, OIL CITY. PENN'A. D. W. CLARK, (COIIMSIOSKB'U ( LkUIC, roKKiTCO., PA.) m:A L ESTATE AGENT. HOlUSES-nnd Loti for Sale and ItENq Wild Lands for Sale. X . I have auperlor fur llltio for aacertalnlnn flic eomiitioij of taxes ancl tax decdx, Ac, ami mn therefore qualified to act intelli gently as audit of thorni livint; at a (lis. tatico, owning Inndi in tho County, tlllico In Comuil-wionor Jtooin, Court Ilotisn, Tionesta, 1'a, 4-4 Wy. T, W, CLAUIC. iVcw Hoarding House. MKS. S. S. 11 ULIXttS ha liuilt a biriio addition to her hotiNo, and is now pro pared to accommodate a number of perma nent boarders, mnrall transient ones who may favor her with their patronait". A siimiiI stable has recently been built to uc eomniodnte thn horses of (incvtu. Charges resiiible. Resiitiaiu u oi) Elm St., oppo site S. Haslet's storv. -i-ly A. II. PARTRIDGE, UK At. Kit IN CHAM lKK Si; ITS, SOFAS, TABLES, CHAIRS, HEDSTKADS, MAT TRESSES, LOCNUES, SI lUNd BEDS, AC, AC, FllA MI SO VICTVKE8, A SI'Kf'lAI.TT, Has a,larj.'o variety of Motildinir of all kinds, find will frame to order ull pictures brought to him in any style to suit custo mers. Rooms In second story of Bonner t Mo Kay's new btiildiii);, Klin St., Tionesta, I'a. S'.i-:iiu CETRK STREET, OIL CITY, PA., BOOKS, STATIONERY, FANCY GOODS, TWINES. TOYS, INKS, WIIOl.EMAI.K AMI HKTAU,. Books, Newspapors end Magszinos MAILED TO ANY ADDRESS At publishers rates. SW-ly GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE IN TIONESTA . GEO. W.B0VARD&C0. H AVE Just brought on a complete and careiuiiy sulecteu sloeK or I'LOUIl, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, and everything neorssary to the complete Ktock ofa first-elasstirocery llotise, which they have opened out nt their establish ment on Elm St., first door north of AI. L. Church. TEAS COFFEES, ' KUtiAKS, SYRUrS, FRUITS, b PICES, HAMS, LARD, A SD VliO IV.S70-V.S OF A hh KISDS, si tlio lowest cash prices. Ooods w arrant ed to be of tho best quality. Call and ex amine, and we believe we can suit von. CiEO. W, BOVARI) A CO. Jan. 9, '7. ONFECTIONARlEg J AS. McK AY, at tho Post CAlce, has opened out a choice lot of COXFEVTWXAUIES, CANNED FEU ITS, 1 0MA CCOS, CI 0 A US, AND NOTIONS OF ALL KINDS. A portion of the atrnnago of tho public is rewpeetfully solicited. 40.tr J A3, M, MlKAY. 1HIW 1 El'.U'KI lll'IXJ K!M.n IN A BY MAUK TWIAX. Tlie only merit I clnim for tho fol lowing narrative is tluit it is a true story. It Iihs n mornl at the end of it, but I clnim notliinj on that, as it j:i merely thrwwn in to carry favor with the religious element. After I lnul reported a cnuplo of years on the Virginia City (Nevada) Enterprise ihey promoted mo to bo editor-in-chief anil I lusted just a week, by the watch. Jiut 1 made an uncom monly live newspaper while I did last, and when I rciired I had a. duel on my hand.'), and three horse-whippings promised mo. The latter I inatiu no attempt to collect; however, this l.ia lory concorti3 only the former. It was the old "Jtiiih times" of tho silver ex citement, when tho populatiuu was wonderfully wild and mixed; every body went armed to tlio teeth, and all slights and insults hail to bo atoned for with the best article of blood your fjstem could furnish. Iti tho course of my editing made I tumble with a Mr. Joi'd, editor of tho rival paper, lie flew up about ponio littlu triilo or other that, 1 said abuut him I do not rejijcmber what it was. I supposo I called him a theif, or body-snatcher, or an idiot, or something like that. I was obliged to make tho paper reada ble, ami I could not fail in my dutv to a whole community of taibsrribcrs merely to save the exaggerated sensi tiveness of aji individual. Mr. Lord wan offended, and replied vigorously in Ins paper. ijrorously means a great deal when it refers to a periioii al editorial in a frontier uuwspupcr IJuclliu was alt tho uMaou amoiii; the upper classes in that country, and very lew gentlemen would have thrown awHV an opportunity of fighting one To kill a person in a duel caused t man to bu inoro looked up to than to kill two men in the ordiuurv way Well, out tttu.'c, if yen abused a man, anil that man did not like it, you had to call linn out and kill mm; other wise von would bo disgraced. So I challenged Mr. Lord, and I did hopo ho would not accept; but 1 knew per fectly well that lie did not want to fight, and so 1 challenged hint in tho most violent and implacablo manner And the-n I sat and suffered and suf fered till tho answer came. All our bovs the oditors were in our ofliee, "helping" in tho dismal business, and telling about duels, and discussing the code with a lot of aged rufiians who had experieuco in such thin", and altogether there was n loying interest taken : the mutter, which inado me unspeakably uncomfortable. The an swereamc Mr. Lord decline 1. Our boys were furious, and so was I on (lie Hiirlaec. I sent him another challenge, and another and another ; and the more ho did not want to fight, the blood thirstier I became. I!ut at last the man's tone changed. He appeared to bo wuking ui). It was becoming up parent that ho was going to iight me after nil. i ouuht to have known how it would bo he was a man who never could bo tlepouded upon. Our boy were exultant. I was not, tho' I tried to be. It was now time to go out aud prac tice. It was tho custom there to fight duels with navy six-shooters at fifteen paces load and empty till tho game for the funeral was secured. We went to a little ravins just outside of town, and borrowed a barn door for a target borrowed it of a gentleman who was absent and we stood this barn door up, and stood a rail on end against tho middle of it, to represent Lord, and put u squash on top of the rail to represent his head. He was a very tall, lean creature, the poorest sort of material for a duel nothing but a lino shot could "feteh" him, aud even then he niilit split your bullet. Exugteration aside, tho rail was, of course, n little too thin to represent his body accurately, but the sijnaih was all right. If there was any in tellectual ditllrauco between the sijtiaah and his head, it was ia favor of the cijitash. Well, I practiced and practiced at the barn door, and could not hit it; and I practiced ut the rail, aud could not hit that ; and I tried bard fur the sipiaah aud could not hit the sipiash. I would have been entirely dishearten ed, but that occasionally I crippled one of the boys, aud that encouraged mo to hope. At last wo began fo hear pistol shots near by, in the next ravine. Wo knew what that meant! The other party were out practicing, too. Then I was in tho last degree distressed ; for of course those people would heur our shots, and they would send spies over tha ridge, and tho spied would find my baiu door without' a wound or a scratch, aud that would simply bo the end of mo for of course that other man would immediately become as bloodthirsty as 1 was. Just at this moment a little bird, no larger than a sparrow, flew by, and lit en a B.tga- bush about tlnrty paces awny ; and my little second, fstevo Gillis, who was i matchless marksman with a pistol much better than I was Eiialc.hcd out his .revolver, and shot the bird's head nil'! Wo all ran to pick im tho game, anil sure enough, just at this moment, some of the other duelistx camerecon- Hollering over the little ridge. They ran to our croup to see what the mat ter was ; and when they saw tho bird, Lord s second said : "That was a splendid shot; how far off was it?" Steve said, with some indifferance : "Oil, no great distance. About thirty paces." "Thirty paces ! HcavcDi alive, who did it ?' "My man Tv.-aiu." "The mischief he did! Can lie do that often?" "Well res. He can do it about well about four times out of Cvo." I knew the little rascal wna lying, but I nevei said anything. I never told him so. lie was not of a disposi tion to invite confidences of that kind, so I let the matter rest. Eut it was a comfort to see tliosa people look sick and sec their under-jaws work, whun .Sieve mado these statements. They went off and got Lord, and took hi in homo ; and when wo got home, half an hour later, thero was a note saying that Mr. Lord peremptorily declined to light ! It was a narrow escape. We found out afterwards that Lord hit his mark thirteen times in eighteen shots. If he had put thoiie. thirteen bullets through me, it would have narrowed my sphere of usefulness a good deal would have well nigh closed it in fact. 1 rue, they could havo put pegs in the holes, and used me for a hat-rack ; but what is a hat-rack to a man who IVols he hasinlel lectual power? I would scorn such a position. I have written this truo incident of my personal history for ono pur pose, and ono purpose only to warn the youth of the day against the per nicious practice of duelling, and to plead with them to war against it. If the remarks and suggestions I am making can ho of any service to Sun day School teachers, and newspapers interested in the moral progress of so ciety, they are at liberty to uso tlicni, and I shall even bo grateful to havo them widely disseminated, so they may do as much good us possible. Iwas young and foolish when I challenged that gentleman, and I thought it was very line and very grand to bo u duelist, and stand upon tho "field of honor." But I uni older and more experienced now, and am inflexibly opposed to the dreadful custom, I urn glad, indeed, to bo ehiiblod to lift up my voice against it. 1 think it is :i bad, i:n tnoial thing. 1 thit.Ji it is every man's duty to do everything ho can to dis coutago duelling. 1 always do now; I discourage it upon every occasion. If a man were to challenge me now now that 1 fully appreciate tho "in iquity of that practice I would go to that mau and take him by the hand, and lead him to a quiet, retired room and kill him. I'.VlTlll'l 1. T.' T!! LAST. In the far off Nevada a train of cars was rushing along at rapid speed, tho locomotive being mounted by u trusty engineer. Suddenly tho train w hirled round u curve entering a tunnel six hundred and fifty feet in length. No watchman had given warning of dan ger, but the quick eye of the engineer caught sight of red, roaring flames and dense su)oke ahead the other end of the tunnel was a fiery mass. There was but a flash of time, for thought; no possibility of slopping; to reverse the engiuo cud whistle down brakes would bring tho cars to a stand in tha midst of the raging flames; the only hopo was to rush on with whirl wind speed. With quick hand the en gineer threw open the valve; ho held fa?t t the lever, closed his eyes and tried to pray. Through smoke and flame and fulling timber, one instant, aud tho terrified passengers beheld the cool daylight beyond all saved through tho daring act of this man known familiarly as Johnny lWtholo mew. Another faithful engineer was on one of the trains which recently collided on the Ant boy division of the Pennsyl vania Ruilroad in coiisequeuco of a mistake in a telegraphic dispatch. The engiuecr stood by ids engine to the last, and was dangerously injured. The fireman told him to jump oil', but he refused. As he afterwards fcaid to his friends: "I could not leuvo my en gine ; I hud to stop her, and I did al most do it. I thank (iod for one thing; I cau die with a clear con science, for it was not my fault." . mi A gentleman, coming into tho room of lr. liartou told him that Mr. Vow el whs dead ! Baid he: "Ah, is Vowel dead? let us bu thankful it was neith er U nor 1." TIMP TO MKNN , Several inquiries Iirvo reached us as to tho program mo which may ho best followed by parties or indiviuals wish ing to attend tho Vienna Exposition next summer, and the following items of route and probublo expense will bo found to contain much of the informa tion needed. Of course tho ocean passage is a question for every man's own decision. Perhaps the pleasant eft and most convenient route is to Paris via Liverpool, r direct via Ha vre, though the Hamburg and J5ro men steamers afford advantages about the samo. Should tho Paris route be decided upon, sleeping cars cjii be ta ken at that city for Vienna which run through ".ithout change, making the passage in thirty-six hours. From the traveling centres of Vienna tho rond to the Prater is no more than the trip from City Hull to tho American Insti tute Fair building. Tho Prater is nortbwe&t of the ci.lv. end u line of cars propelled by a stationary engine will run during the Exhibition us fre quently as its travel shall demand; or the walk is pleasant ond short. From American exhibitors tlio ar rangement of tho departments is pe culiarly co livelier. I. To tho United States is allotted the extreme western division of both tho main building ( Palace of Industry) and the hall of machinery being that portion of the fair nearest tho Vienna road, and through which the exhibitor or visitor rj.tist puss before, reaching tho depart ment of other nations. Tho Exposi tion, as wo havo already noCtced, will open on tho 1st of May next, and close on tlio 1st of November. Tho United Slates transport steamers will leave New York with such goods ns we may scud for exhibition, probably in Feb ruary next. Except the United States, all nations to bo represented have already applications moro than sufijeient to fill the spaco assiguod them. Tho backwardness of Ameri can exhibitors is, according to Com missioner Van liureu, attributable to an opposition movement made in the interests of a "patent ring" which, do sirious of maintaining its monopoly of the sale of valuable foreign patents m Europe, has givrfii currency to state ments to tho followiu," effect, viz: That every patented article put on ex hibition at Vienna thereby lbrfoits its patent, and may bo copied by any one. The exhibition of valuablo patents at so widely attended a fair brings the ow ner at ouco into direct contact w ith crowds of purchasers from all over the world, and the business of the patent brokers is thus interfered with. Gen. Van Ituren declares that this widely spread statement has no grounds w hat ever. To every exhibitor the Aus trian Government grants a complete protection of hi patent fur the lime of its exhibition, which may tit any lime bo exchanged for a patent on the payment of iUl. This patent is issued under the law of the country, and grants protection for tho space of ono year, at tno expiration oi wnicu time, if tho article patented is not manufac tured, its patent is re-assumed by the government. Tho question of tho ex pense of attending the exhibition has been asked. This cgatn of course, is a variable quantity. Persons desirous of making up a party for the trip will do weil to look at the estimates made by Messrs. Cook, Sou & Jenkins, w ho opened on tho 1st of January, .li2 liioudway, a branch of tho celebrated Tourist OlHeo in London. They have secured a special sleainer of tho White Star Line, which will leave New York on tho SWlli of June next, carrying a party, yet to bo made up, ot teachers, mule ami lcmaie, on a so-called educational tour through Scotlayd, England, Belgium, the Rhino district and Bavaria to the World's Fair at Vienna, returning via Switzerland and Paris. This paty will pass much tituo at Vienna, and visit, nearly all places of interest in Continental Europe and Great Brit ain. Its members are limited to teach ers, but its price list shows what rates may bo mudo profitable shiuld any large parly bo formed. The round trip, every necessary expense included costs gold, tho party returning August b'l. A Masonic excursion is also organizing, concerning which in formation may bo obtained of A. M. lUmbo, Columbia, Pa. -V. W'mid. In a New Orleuns Court, a bright eyed Irishman wus arraigned for dis ordely conduct. The Judge inquired, very augrily, "if ho were not ushuined to be there?" "Pon my soul I am, your honor." 'You are in very disreputable com pany." "1 know it, yer honor." "It is shameful." "Too truo." "If I permit you to go this time, will you ever bo caught in such com pany again?" "Not unless yer houor sends for ine," was tho reply. One of James Gordon Bennett's queer fancies was an immense bird cage filled with rare birds from every part of the globe. So he had it made us large as a house and before it ho would stand for hours nnd study thw habits of the difierent members of tho feathery tribe. Sometimes ho would liken his difierent birds and fowls to known men in real life. Once ;u stood with a neighbor and kept Ijiui laughing for a long time as ho would point them out, with an apt remark. Pointing to (ho robin be said that was Thomas A. Hendricks; the woonlpeckr cr that is Ben Butler, tho old gose is Sumner; the parrot is Garrit Davis; the old gobbler is Conk lin ; the crow is Fred Douglass ; the hawk is Wen. dell Phillips; and the canary is Sun set Cox, This large house cage is still to bosccu at Washington Heights. An item, evidently intended to discourage marriage und tho propaga tion of the species, is going the rounds to the effect that a decent bridal outfij, must cost at least 4,000. Among the articles enumerated which a bride must have, are a dozen night dresses. This is absurd. Tho man who wouhj allow his wife to wear a dozen night dresses; even in winter, desvrves that hin family should become extinct. "What have you done with your doll?" Buid a father to his little daugh ter. "Put it away to keep for my chil dren, when I grow up." "But if you shuuldu.t havo any?" "Oh, well! then it will do for my grandchildren." A teacher, in trying to explain pas sive verbs to a class, said to one of the boys, "Now, observe: If I say, 'John is beaten,' what is John's relation to the verb?" "John gets licked," an swered the boy. "No, no, you bloek head; what dues John do?" "I dun know, unless he hollers." "What would our wives say, if they knew where we are?" said tho captain of a "down cast" schooner, when they were beating about in a thick fog, fear ful of going ashore. "Humph, I shouldn't mind that," replied the mate, "if we only knew where we were our selves." A lady wits examing an applicant fr the oflieo of 'maid of all work,' when she interrogated her as follows: "Well, Mary, can you scour tinware with alarcity?" "No, ina'tim,'' replied Mary; "I al ways scour theiii with sand.'' A Lady whoso horror of tobacco amounts most to a disease, took a seat by tho bide ofa man in a railroad car the other tbiy and nervously asked him: "Ho you chew tobacco, sir?" "No, iiia'ain," replied the astonished man, "but 1 guess 1 can get you a chaw, if you're euileriu' for it." A Horse-dealer, who lately eflbcted a sahj, was offered a bottle of porter to confess tho animal's failings. Tho bottle was drunk, and then he said the horse had but two faults. When, turned loose in tho Cold, he was "bail to catch," und he was "of no use wheu he was caught." "Has that gal got fits?"' asked an old fanner w ho had paused to see a young lady go through with her calistheniu exercises in the dooryurd. "No," re plied tho servant-girl, 'that's j ijniny -nastic," "So," mud tho farmer, in a pitying tone, "poor thing; how long's alio had 'cm?" A Dutchman ouco wanted to wed a widow, and made love to her us fol lows: "If you ish content to get a better for a vorse, to be happy for a miserable, ami if you smokes and triii ks ale, 1 shall takes vou for no pettcrand much vorse." t-Tpon which the Jatly answered "Yau'." Ajudire charged a jury a follows: "Gentlemen of the jury, yen must Ond that the defendant is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. A reasonable doubt is such a doubt as will convince a reasonable man that the defeudant ia not guilty." Dr. Purr, when a boy at Harrow, had so very old a face for his ago that one day his contemporary, Sir William Jones, said, looking tit him, "Parr, if you should have tho good luck to livo forty yours you muy stand a chance of overtaking your face." Mr. Jones bus long bseu wanting to visit Greenwood Cemetery, aud in early summer sho says to her husband, "Vou have never yet taken me to Greenwood." "No, dear," he replied; "that's u pleasure 1 have yet hud only in anticipation." A veteran observer says: "I never place reliance on a mau who telling what ho would have done had ho been there. 1 have noticed that somehow this kind of people never get there." A dull clergymau said to tho hoys in the gallery. "Dotj't make so much x noit-o up there, or you will awuke V parents below.
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