0 1 . t A BROAD MINDED PHYSICIAN WITH PROGRESSIVE IDEAS. Believes in Recommending Any Medicine That He Knows Will Cure His Patients. Thinks Dr. Williams Pink Pills a Great Discovery. He Sites Some Marvelous Cures. Prrm the Kmrniner, Laneosier, I. - Akeos, Pa., April -. Px Tk. Williams' Mewcise Co. : Ontlrmr,- While it is entirely contrary to the custom of the medical profession to en dorse or rwotiim.-nd any of the eft-call'-d pro prietary preparations. I shall, nevertheless, pive y.-u an account of Mrae of my wonderful experiences with your pt-paration, Ir. V il hsnis' Pink Pills for Tale People. The fact is well-known that medical practitioners do no! a rule, reeocnia.", much less, u V p,iraliiis of thU kiu.l, consequently the 1y of them lave no definite knouled-.-e of their virtue or lack of it, hut soundly condemn thetu all without atrial. Such a course is manife-tly alisurd and unju-t, and I. for one, iropnse to (rfve mv patients tlic ttest treatment ... ...... i .rri.iil:r disease villi KII'IWII I'MHV, l"l s : .1. .'.- s-.. A'..i-inr mi mutter what It is. V III! U OI o i v "'s " . . , . where or how nl.t:.ind. 1 was hrst-hrou-jlit ,., prescribe Ir. Williams' Pink Pills al-.m lw, years a;.'. aft r having n """' "einarte iiiile'resu'ts i'roiu their u-c, ileulien Hoover, now of It-adins. Pa., was a prmiiu. nt c..n-i-actor and buiMer. While iiTiiitendinc the work of cm-tin" a larue 'mildm.' Ounns cold weather, he comraccl what was tiioH'jIit 1 he sciatica, lie liavinff first noticed it one tn-ruttis in not Uiiisx aUe to arise trom his In-d. After the usual treatment tor tins iis- i!e he failed to innir-ve. Iut on the contrary im-w raoi.llv worse, the case devclopinj into H. lU'l-lih-iria, or partial paralysis ot the entire ri-'lit side of the Uxly. Electricity. Mines and tiiavuije, etc., were nil piven a tna! lut no;!iimr ltivc Hiiv her.t-nt, and the wra!ys;s cotitiiiiied. In d-spair he was compcll.-d to hear his phvsician an not! nee that his cam- was liojteles. Alm that time his wit"-- ti"tn-:-d one of your advertisements and concluded to iry your Pink Pills. " TTe had riven up liope and it required n j prvat deal of In-jcin.' on the part of his wi:'c ( l. p-rsiiade him to tJike them resnilarly. , "He, however, did a she d.-sired. ami if; jippearances iihlic?te he-al;!i in this man, one ' vould thiuk he was belter tiu.n before his j panlvsis. i Why.' says he, ' I beimn to improve in two ; "days, and iu tour or five weeks 1 was entirely ; well and at work.' 'Having -en these results I concluded that such a remedy is surely worth a trial at : the hands of any physician, and on-cquentiy w hen a short time later I was oa'.lfd upon to i treat a Ldv euaenng with palpitation ol tnc Lark Horses. Ta a recent interv iew Senator Hoar hsTvcd: "Take the history of l'r.-ideniial candidates as far liack as lsi-1, nr.d you w ill fmd that the candidates dis cussed at Washington have lieen over thrown I13- thesulise.!!K.ut jioi-tieal con volitions. That Ls to say, men who were known hire and who had the Ktart as leading ttsiididatos ft.iled to KH-ure the nomination. "Webster and Clay were set aside for William Henry Harrison. 'ln lsll, Cass, Calhoun, Silas W" right, and Van Huron were set aside, i.nd l'ulk wtiseKi'ted. "In lv4S the same thing happened. Taylor was taken up and Welister and Clay dropiod. "In ls.", t!io Democratic leaders were set aside, and Franklin l'ieree, of New Hven, eU-ete.1. Among the Whigs, Welister and Filmore were K-t a.-tde, and Seott taken up, only to le tlefeated. "In Is n, Judge Mel an, the letd:ng candidate of the Ilepublicans, was s-.t ilshh. "In Ist) Seward was overthrown i.n 1 Liiu-olti taken up. "In Wis Crant was a genera! randi tlate fir evc-rylswly. In IsTG Conkling, Simon Cameron, Sherman, and Hlaine were overthrown and Ilayts nominat ed. "In CariR-M was l.ardly heard of when he wsis r.eminat d, and irant. Illaine, Sherman, and Iihnunds wtre thrown ovcrlioard. "In l.ss4 there was s-trife l-twee:i Arthur and Hiu'me. The latter wit t:.lci n up as a candidate and beaten l y ,leveland, w ho w:-.s iittk- heard of." The idt a is growing t nu ttg careful jKiIitieiisns here that a "daik horse" or seeond-cho; c" ai:di!:;ie wiil he the v i;i:i r at St. IouLs. Tl.et-i is-htt in lUi dia-etion. The list of "favorite isoils" is now m formiit;-!.'.s t i ; a t no one can safely pietiiet the FnsidciiJial etm didate that w iil be elwted. Heinv the "hirk horsts" are l.iii:g Jrotted itit in f.nefettk. Ee Would be a TS uisance. Hicks It would lie a vomfoi-tiiig thing if the dead could revisit the earth to tell us at unit the great licyind. Wick I don't know about that. Why, w heu a man returns from a few weeks in F.urojte he liecomes a ics tilential tnire f.r years afterwards, CVuM one return from lnnven or the ith-r place there won It! nt-v lx an end to gulj. J'foH Trati The Eye, Ear. Nose tnd Taroat Are delicate oratiS. and a mistake or sdiort dehiy often ruins your cha:i.-e. Kxperienw in their tn-atmeiit is mere trustworthy than theory. Consult Dr. Sadler, V14 IV mi avenue, Pittsburg. I'a w hom you all know or have heard of, at the same orti.v for I'l yi ars, and vim hasin-atisl more than il,'KK) cax-s f every. kind and degree with better TisuU' than any man in Pittsburg. After examination ho (ells you the truth in ail its U-arings so you know what is U'st to do. His charges are moderate and he makes sjn.-ial terms v ith those unable to meet the t:.si,al expense. A jtrmmitl fj-nutuuii'mii is necessary iu . terry case fur reliable advice. The worst osc of crooked oyes) can 1 straightened. When all others fail, he succeeds In adjusting glasses that give satisfaction. Mr. W. Jt. iK-pp, Punxutawncy, had paralysis or one eye, and crossctl, fur two y.rs. The d.ictor i'Hectly cure.1 him ly operation. Mrs. John Dw d, Charleroi, Pa. severe pain iu ear heard watch m pressure- now well and hears watch 10 inches. Mrs. H. D. Darter, Ft, Pa. from grippe and measles could ouly hear watch on tcuch with rtiar ag. Now hears it 5 to incliee. heart nnd prmrt ncrmti" prostratim, after the usual rcm.di.-s f:uW to relieve, I oider.nl Pr. Williams' J'mk Pills. The result whs simply .ist..i,idme.'. Her attacks licc-mic trecueiit . .i .,1.,. l..s , urcriiv. until hv iluir Use l'T a Tri..d of only two months i-he was the 1 picture of health, rosy-chi-eked and hnirl.t ! cved as well as ever, and she has continued so until tMi.-y. more than one year since she I took ;v medicine. 1 have Mind these pi ill i ..i .... .tc ntoro cr-liilllolllv a speclBC lor CIIiil'.l. - " ----- known. H- Vims' dune-, as hctiencial results have in nil . ii.ark.-l tl--ir use As a rins tonic r.ny one wh... trom overwork or nervous raiu durintf a winter has 1. c.me pale and hmL-uid. tle i :i,k Pills will do wonder in hriclitenii..' the countenance umi in huovinirtlie spirits, hrimnns; r.-- to the pa'lidlinsuud reiicwini; the f..mitain ot joiitU. Voursr.M--.-iti.My, J. i. Aiukiout, M. I." LOCOJIOTOR ATAXIA (SICCESSFIXL. TREATED. from the O.-w-;'), .V. J. Phi'livm. T. P. Mct'arthy, of this place yestenlay told a ',.'.;i reporter hi experience w ith ix-.'m..t"r Ataxia. The a.-eouut Lsof interest U-ettuse Locomotor Ataxia is supposid to li iiicuniblo and yet Mr- McCanhy is cured. He siiid : "In Oct..ior. I i wrkins- at Piy trade,tht f a mr.chinist.in the Kami. Vacuum I'.rake Works, at Wnt.-rtow n, N. V. I had been si. k several wevk before I trave up and (u:t v.i.rk. A tir.sl f.-eliir ws-nied to have taken possession of me. and r.-t as lonsr and a-we'll as 1 lni'-lit 1 could n"t tret rid of it. I t.-..k tonics otinr imslic-ii:es prscrild by :!:e )hvsi.-iaiis there but kept petting or--liie lime. Fiuallv 1 IxM-ame sj bad tliat I oti'-i otilv walk a short di-tance, and that i:l; the LT'-at'-st cT'Ttion. My lim! seemed tome like m.. mutii ha!, an-1 th'-re ' as a (.itch in mv wslk. While walkintr 1 couldn't think of aiivthiiu, not .-vn the name .f an i.(ii:iinta!iee whom 1 midit Iiai-I- nto meet it! !,' s'rt. t. I'r. Stcv. us. ,f Wat. rtown, was io ( '.vsi eh.ii. jti,.l hcit w as ho inti.rmed Ti.eti.at I sti:v- r. d from locomotor ataxia, and .idis.s in - j.. t; my home. In the sprit: tr of s. 1 ,- to i.iV f Other's t-.oni'. Varick nwi. (H i- . I tt.vj -ilwiit riven tip all i:'P.-fcT-r Uii:? rnythin" hut a helpless invti!- ;. 1 eo-ihlii": s a; iiiL'l:t. and the fhvsi- iat ! d rd no-with mor- pi : i c-' .. - .: ' ! ;. i ry day 1 tried t walk, t.trl ' : i" I at : a:.d to 1 ..!,.. , N : .re. 1 v as alxmt tha v-'ir-l 1 - vi.-i-k of n ': li-T man that v -u t-,-M i j.ti..'-:.-. !t in .bine, JyiS, ,. . j l .. - :: t.d.i: -.: "r. W;.;.:!i s' Pink Pills I'-.r 1 - r. i ill': 1-S.-.1 the first aheti I b-:-.i u ! f 1 U-n- licial elieets. !y !iui'-s : pt--jr. il to Ik- str..t t and Ix tt. r aide :.t s-i-..-,iii nt-. tiraduaily thi. f.-elins in-ci.-:is : until Ittut'ly 1 as ub'e to la? aside ,i.v rnuh an;! eaite. i can walk or r.n its'w. II as -..-r. 1 have 1 soi.-ii nnn' past en- ii in .-. !.' in IL'hi "oik. I -nr't say ts r.u-:i S-rth.- Pit.k i ll's. I hoK-cvtrv Mif-t.-r, r will irv lt:-m." I'r. V. oii.'tiits' Pink Ti'ls for Tale P.ypi fte now ;'iv jo the nii;ic as an iitifutiiitt; o!..-l buii I -r atfl ti'-rvc r-s!.ir. r. ctirina- ail ! irms of weakness arising from a watery con ditioll of th. bl.Nlil or s!iaH red nerves. The pilis arc so! 1 by all deal. rs, or will l-e sent post p;ii,l on r-eeip! of price, " cent a Iwx, or six boxes tor "J.-i" itliey are never sold in bulk or by the liH, by addressinff Or. Wil liams' .detii iue Company, tM-heiitr-tacly, .X. Oi'.t :" w akiicsseo!iiesstR-ngth w hen I the blood has Uen purified, eiirieheil and vituli..sl by llood's -;:rsaparilla. Opinions of Great Generals cn "War. Arhitrntion U-tween Nations) siid fu's the same thing as the existenee of the ordinary judicial min ts. It means the suli-'.ituti.m ef re;-.s..i for force a means of deeisiiMi. That ii j !'---i-I.i!:ti.-s are great has already hocu demnnslraied; lh;;t they will gnev willi the development -f a disposition to pcaex' is utiii'.tesii cuLle. An indi e'ttion of t'nis tendency may h-e fotmd i:i liie abhorreii.-i' of w.ir by gre;.i eo:ii!ii:tnd'-rs. Tiu Kent iment of Well iiijjl m, "Nothing exevpt a buttle le.t ea'.l lie half so mehtileho'y as a hattle won,'' was expressed more bluntly by tieiieral Sherman: "D you know what war is? W;;r is he!I.'" while (h'lieral (irtint,- s-poaking with dlnet peniiicinv to the subj-.et of tirhh ra tion, sail: "Thougli I have lien tr.d'te.1 as a s ild'u-r, and have partiel patod in many battles, there never was a time when, in my opinion, some way eoiiil not have !h.vii f.iund of pre wnthig the drawing of the tword. I look forward to an pich wlieii n court, recogniz- 1 by all Niuioiis, wiil sc-ttu' i:itsriiath!ial ditl'ereitees, instead of keeping large ftandir. p.riiiies, as they d ) in Furope." I'm'nnf. i'ree Pills. Ser.il your iK;ress to II. K. I'.u- kleii st Co., Chicago, iuid ";?t a five srtmple U-: t f Dr. King's New Lit. Pills. A trial will convince you of thi ir n-j iLs. Thce i-il's are tasy in action mid utv particularly ctltetive in the cure of tV:iist:p:;ii(Mi niid Sick If.-adaehe. For Malaria and I,Wvr troubles tht y have litt.!i proven jnviliuible. Thty are gti;Hcii!t-t.tl to lie p; rlVet-y ftte f; :n cvi-ry dil. u rii Lis si:''.--anee t.i.d to (; purely vcg table. 7'hty do le. t u-:.ken by ito ir :.e;i'..ii, but ! y givijig t-r.i; to sttniitch and U.wtls grea'.Iy invsgofsiie the --y.s'u i j. Regular size V. r Ux. Sold at J. N. Snyder's drag store, N'hii-t-rs.-t. Pa., i" 2 Dralher's drug store, Per! in, P.t. Women Pastors- j Ai '-oidii:; t ti;? last annual report of I the OoiigregTilioiiai Association of New j crk there are live women who are pas tors of small Congrcgali'iiiid t'hurehrs iu that State. Tlns-o women arc all iu middle life, havehcen niari iod, and have i had cliiidren. With oiiti exception, they arc wives of ministers. Afthlavits as to personal charm-K-r iituy be necessary to allay suspicion t r to aUrai-i the simple-minded; but what lus tite mamtfa'-turiT's private clu.r.it ter to do w ith the efO i'icy of his so-ea!! d "ctire?"' lily's Creanj P. dm dejictids solely i' i win its reputation of years as u suec.-ssful cure for catarrh in a"! its stages. It jaalisolutely five from iiiereury or any oilier drusr injurious to the system. Pet ng applied directly to j tut diseajt-d membrane it afi'ords in sfaiitaiifins n-li-'f and wiil e fleet a per fect cure of catarrh. Jinks fat a piny j -I don't what t the matter w iili that pretty woman over there. She w as awfully ihrty a little w hile ago, now she won't have anything to do w ith me. Stranger I have just conic in. She is my wife. Buckie it's Arnica Salve- The Rest Salve iu the world for Cuts, L-ruiscri, Son-s, n.vrs, Salt Riicuni, Fever Sores, Tetter, CliMppod Hands, Chilblains, (trns, and all Skin Krujv tions, and positively ( ;res Pih-, or no pay reipuirwl. It i- guuranieed to give jK-rf-.-ct satisfaetioM or money refaiided. Price Vi ccntu jht lox. For Kile at J. X. Snyder's drug t-tore, Somerset, Pa., or at Ural lit r'B drug store Rerlin, Fa. Ir?s I'ortl, Ifs Siish. 11 o -;T' :il ; r,i'.:i.' wi.h the Au.cri U tht y c:'! T. t.nu Ii i.iiii t'.cf;ei ' ssii i i'trnuiii, v in ii iiis u-.-ir. U.e tiniiliii'-i of uijrcsti.m nn! ssi:nilalii! -!iieli !- nisiny f 1 lie l iisy nu n of t- ."::V -x !' i t! " M '' Wi'tit on in u . r", t. Vki- "Wi.i:-- .ji it N n ;-"tt siialt- r . c ::v. :o ' at ' '('. (, the i'lY; Vt -t Ii.-.im'i m:ii 't wliivit ciuild 1k. iv,:iist;i Ki-i:lis!i ouc, 'Ltt yt-ir lutn-li (ijKiil your tlhiiu'r.' "The axvrnne ninn of txlny-rushes thn.iigli l-is hre'i'kf -st, Pisht-s to lii o:Vi v, rm:- o:il tnii! u.!s : hiteof lunch, works Kt.r l afb r.i xu:, gMv home t dinner nsi 1 tits n tretufitd-uw meal. Afl'T hi. tlinm r he drowsy, has no ciHrcy and a." a- result dKs nothing l.yt fit down tm l think or sleep, ix r !it.j. Miiulu : i i-ir. 'l lit. il lie 'v? to U-d iUid illd;-r.s why he does not fi-t-1 rif:ht well in the inorninsr. "Any one who will think a nrmient wiil see th.it without exercise to make the blood 1! nv f.iUy, freely and evenly it is iiT? ss:.',K. i.nlte diestiv.. ortns t i .-nee. ssfully take eyre of sin-h ;u nmo;i::t of f.Hi.1 in one d:iv. Kutintf mu-t t" liIl-we'l iy siiTtti-i.'iii e.xereise , to kve; nji the circihition or the result will lis- heivitie.s. If o'.ir jdun of e:it- j i;-. r :,o inn !i a':d loo eftcti is cmtin-j :i v fdlowed, !h? iuevi'.nhle result is j d.--;visi:i wllh all its ttttel'.diint j troul l.'s. AM tiiis ;m l-e avoided if the j iittn ef t-id.iy wi'i sinip'y rc-menils-r tii-;t it is Is'lt-. r to eut litt!.. end di-'e-t it ih:;:i I.' t :i! to mneh aiid not hure it s s.i-i.ii:!! .;. It is tthsolutely itetvsviry -r;e sh,.t !d take exerei-' and th-it oiiodvt e u-.-i tf when.-vir the synijv. t';';s of overejiiine; or overdrinking ajv ! .r. j-,, s..hv l,.-.w iii:i!iy i viiss r.rf at Iri'e'j:. .! in (Hi r.-,' I .:id a ti.-i.'lit w :..' v-':'s :;fi.-r-,v:ird ei.ife1 ' liag i.:,sjs of S;i:ita?ioiJ ff the sPuiiaeh tifu-r yi :n-s of si th-riu.', ditrtn: w hich li'V:-' he :.s tiii-h r the j-iint etire of the verv ;:r-t ohr-i iins of the ei.v and all '.'e !;;'.'vi! f T i.'di.'es'.toi! nud dys- r'. lin v;da. lie was e r:M I iit n. his st-tma'. h 1 when the disc; ivach-1 s-i- :i a i r'.iei; 1 sta::c tluit thi ere wit-' fvt!tpto:i;s of io.-o:iotor ataxia his was :rejd.;:ul, as there was fear lie. t Pti old bulla wound might have product d Ih-.sse.-Ib cl.s. After all thi t'.o pr-por tr.-atment v. i'iiit tiiin,t!ud t':o youtig n-t it is today idiveand well and :-.t v. rk. "Of i-.'i'i-e if i-tie is -tist tat n French c or-e dii.in r : utti-t t-tke wine with it and a gi-.ss of f-ra:idy cr u cttji of c afterward ' ns.-Ut digestion. 1 ,:t ::o oe ir.ti h'pe to c-.n'ii.tioi.isly cat sue!; ioo'.er.-e dinners assimilate the foe 1. :;! e.- s:' witictttt headache ail .-.Viii',! tii."!'iKrs. t'.:io'-- food !: ;:st le it! aef: it il !; V itll Olie's piiv-ical iieei's. 'i lie auioiiid one eats MHisi U- dt jt n.ii nt iijt-n the d maud of physical sir l t;ih. Then ar.d thel o,:'.y will one be iur-.hhy.'' .v. l'r'ii. t-.'s-e il, r. CoafoIeLtial Advice to itlier si x, on tk-h.-ate tlisits's, Laive Urt'k s iit scah-il In plain envel ope f.,r 1" coins in stamps. Address, orb! s Disiielisarv Midleal A-s(h-1;1- !:o'i, II.:;'-.:., N. V. Familiafity and Kindness. Kindness and familiarity arc two very dil'i rent things in the govern ment of servants. The lest of servants rest-nt the latter as iiitK h as they Ap preciate the former. Maids like to lie lieve tii.-:r jnistresse-s ere ladies. They can.strea -iipe;jor with sclf-resjiect and phtistirc: but when the mistress puts heist-if. n ihosr.ne.' level with her maids by discussing person;,! aitairs v. I.h jlutii which they have no reason to know, mid humming with them simply liccause thcie cjay lie no one tls- with whom to giwiii, the maids jtii'-k!y Cease toresjiect such a luiiitresss. A i riain weioaii, w ho, in a small town rctt ived u cit;tiu J'.atteiing social re- cegt:iti(n and w:u considered to he sueh a fashionable dreisrcr that her clotlu-s were descritud in the JK-al pa pers, came t, this great, indifferent metiojiolis and r.-aliy having no claims ."or reeognitiou here, isolaced herself by confiding V Jut maid her former tri umphs. "I never gave a dinner party in but it w as written up in great style. I w ;is considered the most fashionable tlresr-er at the hotel"' (naming a fas mous hostelry ). The maid, coninientr i;:g upon the foregoing conlidences, said: "Of course, I listened and said nothing. I knew my place, if she didn't. It was plain to ion that the wasn't a real lady, or f-he wouldn't have said such tblim to a maid." Thouhtle-sness in arranging the wt rk of the household so the maid can ph'.n her duti. iu order to have cer tain times to do certain things an in terest in her clothes; a friendly concern in hi r heidtis: a not injudicious atten tion to the sort of friends she choos or the dances and balls she attends; and. ab veal!, consideration and care of her v. hen she is ill, insure the ever lasting oratitude and devotion of a g.K-d maid, especially if she is young atel ::e. The place whtre si- is employed htcoiijcs imbuetl to her with the prottctl!! aliiiesjihtre a real J;oiii , and not the de,:ale unattraet ivcfue f,f a mere w'irk house. -AV- It will le a agreeable urpriac ti jiersons subject to attack's of bilious it.lie to h am thnt prompt relief may I- uul by taking ChamUrlaiu's C'o'ic, Cliolera av.i'i Diarrhoea Remedy. In many instances the attack may I prevented by taking this remedy as soon as the first symptoms of the dis carf appear. i'" and oil cent Uttles for sale by JJeufofdV Pharmacy. Her Prc-scncs Explainei F.Uu Wht-.h r Wiioox syc: "Whea woman begin to talk of and illustrate her independence of orsiijeriority over loan, she is as pitiable an object as tha legless man who endeavors to show yo:i l: )-,v wt-11 he gets along without natural moans oflocotuotioti. "Wiien a man tells; yo:i that woman is of absolutely no account in the world, he is simply the armless cripple who strive to exhibit his'agility yitlj his txs. "If the 'old man had always done his duty, the new woman would never have lieetl heard of. Heaven knows I loath; her with her bloomers and her aggressive st lf-asscrtion, and her thirst fr p-iwer. and her obliteration of sen timent. Ii.it she is liie direct result of sehishiiess in money matters in the 'old man' of the last century. I dare assert that the statistician who would be willing to take the trouble to look up the matter would find that every new woman of the day who strides along the war path 'shouting the bat tle cry of freedom' is the daughter or grand laughter ( if not the wife) of gome petty tyrant of a man. When grandfather, fatherand husband have b-.-en iittcral, reasonable and consistent, I do not believe the woman's rights Wsman would ever have apjieared." Ail so Hs Cams OaL "Asi uniusii-ig sU ry is told," u ni.-rk-ed J. F. Smith, lu.-mig'T of I Joy ' "A Trip to Chinatown" tonipaiiy, "on a resilient of one of the Interior towns in Massachusetts tiion his first visit to Hoston, oe. en'erhor fer the first time :u his life a theater. When the ticket-s-elkr lia.l op -:i d his ofd.-e, had his t:sii:d ciinfib with mi mi reus friends, this indi idual st.Kxl in line, the only one to present himself for tickets at that hour. He entered the theater, and just as the curtain had gone up, came out, and passing the door-tender said in a tjtiiet way, 'Good-night.' "Rut aren't you going to remain for the performance?" remarked the genial door-tender. All door-tenders are genial at times. "No, thank you, I've had enough. I went in there and looked at the theater and a mighty pretty one it is, too. I hain't ieeu no prettier picture no where. I got in there and ot down. Ry and by some more jieople cum in and then eight or ten men came right out from under the theater and com menced a tiidiiu' and a lot of your city folks, by gum, they're rud -, kep comin' in all the time, and didn't seem to tijoy the theater one bit. When them fellers got through playin' that theater went right up in the air and Mime p.ople came out there and commenced talkin' about eomethin' that dida't interest me, so I came out." Willie Say, papa, don't you think money earned lv telephone companies is pound money ? , Papa Willie, I wish you would quit founding me on such subjects. Willie Well, but papa, Mr. Smith wiysur-a;-ior pronelies sound doctrine. Dot i he mean that lie makes, loo much noise? Papa Willie, have you no lessons tonight? Willie Yes, t-ir; in my F.nglish itera'.'.ire it says the captain sounded the ship's hold. Papa Willie, if I buy you a bicycle will you ipiit this lionense? Willie Now you're talking. That sounds something like. A Loacl, Kot a Cold. "Where's Rill Clark this morning?" itiked the btMik-keejHT. "He sent word to the oflice this moii-.ing ti't.t he had a heavy cold," said liie second head look-kifper. "Oh! when I saw hint latt nigl'.t I was pin.ost i-ur.; he h:nl a heavy load of some kind, hut I did j: t t'nink it W sis a cold." IiiilUuiot'olis .I"ruth TEE REASON II Every Why Has a Wherefore and TU Well to look for it at Times, In these dayi pc.iile want to know the Wkji and wherefore. Tlit ltnli ct-utury iuo U tmtural skept ic. Tha why and wherefore of siu-h Is plalti, He rcails stHtemciits of su.p isc.l facts. !! is toid every niliiii iit cau lie curc.1. lie trlMrf a. iiue iaaiic.-a. It fails; he Uu aiioilier with the same result. Such experiments make him lsk askr Alice at future claims. Often the fault is his, but he dou't s why. He niny have a backache or rhapti a luint or v .-nk back. lie usc.1 plaster or liniinetits. tin y r lieveil hiiu lur a liiue, but faileil to ciiitj the trouble. This is his fault: the why is that he diil not know the wherefore of his u lies. Had he known that the kiilm-ys were the cause. That backache generally una us kidney aciie. That the kidneys must filter the bloL That failure to llo so affects the back. That backache is only the first step to ward many kidney ilisor.lers. 1'rinary troubles follow. Retention of tiriiu.-. Kxti-ssive urine. Dialietea l5i i"ht'(i liise.-'se. I loan's Kidney Pil'a are a jttisitive kmt citie fur all kidney cuuiplaiut.s. The aching back has no jrreatcr enemy than Iiuau'a Kidney Pills not injurious Jto the ni'ist delicnte ismstitnti'.n. Ion't icl va tlie IsoveK 1. tit ilir.s-t on the kid itevs For sale by ail ib alecs. ."( cents jer box. or sbc lms- for ?2.."irt. Mailed on receipt of juice by Foster-Milbtirn Co., jtuffalo, N. t sole aj-euts for the TL'uiteJ States. t ; e.-sJa.-- ''-;s -.-.--.vf ' ) 4 t - y . 1 V' 4 . VI i y 'Mi ?j llsVi To AH Sick I feel Compound nisht. JsV Lydia Lydia 'A ococococccccooooooft 8 S3RBIESS. i SJ i C1 and tho like," A ?,'otble Old Coarle. In the town of Warriot-snmrk Iltuithiu don 'Co -i nt y live J.tmt ('liaiiiborlain aad wife, keepers of probhUIy the most ro markalile hostelry tn the St tte. Hut the history of the keeper isj by far tbe most remarkable. Mr. Chamberlain was) M5 years of ! on Su Patrick's day, and Mrs, Chain licrlam was tL lest than two weekH ago. They are Urtb natives of that part of the Slate, and for the past 55 yean have olliciatod as hist and hostess of the CliHiiil.erl.iiii hotel, always kept in tli samo housrt, and looking much now 'as it did when they t'xik chargu more than a half century ago. When Mr. and Mrs, Chaiulierlaiii were married he was nged but 20 yertrs and she hut 15, and tho congeniality of tho honey moon has hovered over the entire il'i year of their wedded life. Living tind r the same rff is tho rl lest s'ni, w ho him self a gre:it grandfather, ho that Clunnlior-' lain the cider is a great-grcnt-graiid-fatlier. l'."th the elder Chauilierlaius are in tin; full possi-ionot all their faculties, and do not seem as old by 2f -ears as thoy are. Kvery year there is a f anily rciiui iii kckl in the oi l homestead, rr-gulary Ht tendtsl by more tbrtn a hundred sons and daughters, gran lsoiis and granddaugh ters, great grandsons and great grand daughters, great-great grandsons and great-great-grsndd tugliters. In all the Statu there possili'y cannot be found an.ilher fatuilj which enn show such an army of lineal deseendanLs as this oue. All Tree. Thisst who have pseil Dr. King's New Iiscovcry know it.- value, and those w ho have no',, have now the oj jKirtunity to try It Frie. Call on the advtrtbed Druggist and get a Trial Itottle, I'n c. Send your name and ad dress to Ii. !'.. liilekieu & Co., Chicago, and g. t a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills Free, as well as a copy of Guide t Health and Household In structor, Flee. All of w hich is guaran teed t do you good and cist you noth ing. J. N. Snyder's drug store, Hom crset, Pa., or at Ihlii-.-r's tlrpg store, Ilerlin, Pa. Doctor Mast hav Studied. The state nlcli-'al council will hereaf ter require physicians to pass a prelim inary examination in arithmetic, g.-ogrn-pliy, gramaisr, orthoj;rnphy, Anscrimn hi-lory and llnglisa composit f.ui Is f.ire they -a?i be examined for li.s.nse to practice medicine and surgery in Penn sylvania. Applicants holding a diploma fr-un a high s h.iol, c'illeg or stuto nor mal sel,..l wiil not bo re. pi ire. I to UiKO tie; pr Jirriinary c;imiin;i n. Alt tri.f y g' lior.il Met' iriuiek has c'v t n the co'.mcil an opimou in w h!ch holds that if nil applicant attends a is.iose of loi.-itires one year in the Philadelphia college of pharmacy and tho second and third years' lectures in the medical J. f ferson tsillege he has voinplio I with tho prot isj:)u oflaw which repines an np-pli.-aiitto attend "three rcgdar cmrsua of lecturen l;i dill or out years jn some le gally incx-poraled medi.-a! college or c illeges" and is entitled to appear linfore the proper medical examining board, if, in addition to such attendance upon lec tures he has studied medicine for at least one 3-ear. Dr. W-oi's Norway J'ine Syrup seems sent aa a special providence hi the little folks. Pleasant to take, perfectly harmless, mid alisolutely sure to give instant relief in nil cases of cold or lung trouble. Row a Glutton Died Cun-Aoo, April Is. Charles Vieth, iaker, suffocated himself with molasses He was very fond of it and in order to get enough of it he lay il.it oil his back on the Il or, so that w hen he opened the clip on the barrel the syrup would flow into his mouth. Then he opened his mouth and the clip, and w as literally drowned by the syrup. IIo was foun 1 .lead, with his month ojicu and the molasses pouring in to it. He was known as a glutton, but was not strong mentally, leause of an injury on the head sustainedin "an ai-ei-dciit. v s -'vJX,;-- v v--"v--' "vVi?. IF omen: i v r h st 1 -v ti 8 SOrr mm 8 j S it my duty to publish the wonderful help Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetabb has been to me. I was like a crazy person; could not Physicians examined me and said an it, iic'ver, I determined to try Lydia E. Pinkham's. Compound. I am so glad I did, for it cured me. I am a well woman now, and can do any kind of work. I want this published throughout the land, so that all my suffering sisters may read, and if in any way affected with female troubles they may be induced by my sincere statement to try this wonderful Vegetable Compound and be cured. Mrs. Margaret Bamford. Intelligent vomen no longer doubt the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The? openly acknowledge that it does positively cure the multitude of painful ailments peculiar to women. Druggists everywhere sell it. c&j E. Pinkliim's Liver Pills and Sanative 'yash Assist tlie Gjmpoond WontJerfony. E. Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn, Hass. ijoooooooooooooooocc; SLJAOOBSOiL WIPES OUT 0 q Promptly and EtfscfasL'y.g Xsr.rai9 ia inisivzi. The house committee en Invalid pen sions has ordered a favorable rejMirt on a bill to adjust the peiisi ins c.f maitned nn ion solili. rs and sailors, j ho served dur ing the war of the j-elelliou. The tneas are makes an average Increase iuthopen si ins of this class of alsmt t'i per month and creates a pension for those w ho have lost a hand and foot. It provide that all persons now on the pension roll and all persons hereafter granted pension, who, while in the military or naval sorvi"e of the t'nited Suites during the late war of the rebell ion and in the line of duty, lost a hand or foot or were likewise totally disabled in the same, shall receive pension of J l-i tier month; that all such persons, who, in like manner, l ist an arm at or aliove the elbow joint or a leg a( or lsve the knee joint, or were likewise totally disabled in the same, or, who, in like, manlier, lost an arm hebiwr the elbow joint or a leg lie low ll.e knee joint and salb.r from total or partial stillness which renders the stump useless, shall receive a Jieilsiou of $ Yl per month; that all such persons who in like manner lst an arm at the tdiouhler joint or a leg at the hip joint, or so near the joint as to prevent tho use of an artificial limb, or were likewise total ly disabled in the same, shall receive a pension of J.y per mouth; and that all such persons who in like nmtiner lioth a hand and a foot, or were likewiso total ly disabled hi the same, shall reit-ivc a pension c.f ?72 per month. During the winter of Is. CI, F. M. Martin, of Long l!ich, West Va,, contracted a severe cold which left him with n (tough. In sptnking of how he cured it he fcnys: "I used several kinds of (tough syrup hut found no re lief until I bought a bottle of Cham Irerlain's Cough" Remedy, which re lieved me ahno.-t instantly, and in u short time brought about a complete cure." Win n troubled with a cough or cold use this remedy and you will not find it' necessary to try several kinds la-fore you get relief. It litis las-n in the market for over twenty years and ponstantly grown in favor ami popularity. For sale ut a and .",) cents er Isiltle by Ileiiford's Phar macy. Important Decision. It was a very gmd f-irtune fir the busi ness interests of tho ootmtry at large that the Stipreiiio court of tin I'uited States reversisl the div-isioii .if too Miss issippi Supreme court, thr.t I..nd 1 made payable in"gohl coin" 111 ly pe redeemed in any kin- of money. To have stist.-tiu ed that decision would (havo b.-uu to bga!ic fraud. At the tiiuj the lsotids in ipifstii.n wore issued, bsTl, .-, t!:e state Supreme court notes, gold i-oiu was not the circulating medium of tha country, but was of much greater valuo than the treasury and national hank notes which were in circulation. It was with full knowledge of thin fict and with intent to make use of it as a means of li.cuir.n a loan that the Mississippi Levee lioard made its bonds payable in gold, and its refusal to make good the letter of Us con tract was very much like repud: ltj iii. At the liest it showed a disposition to take advantage of teehui-al:tics w hich must hurt the credit of thestate; but aside from this point, the decision of the I'uited States Suprmne court is web-ome as an alliruiatioii of tbesacreduess 4,f con tracts. Hiiii the state promised to pay these bonds ill gold it must pay them in gold, and pot iu something t-Ne, w hi"h may or may not 1 as good.-- YOUR EYE! Wew ant to catch It ! KVKKY FARMKIt in Somerset County who has a cord ofIIetiil.s k I'.ark or Hide to dispose of w ill find that the COX FLFEXCK TANNERY Co., w ill pay the highest cash price for the same. Write for quotations to WIXSLOW 8. COBB A CO., Confluence, Pa. .f3 &&&& mmm of tbe COonderfti! ant miraculous f feers of vtlia 6. PjnRjiaiH's Um- 2939 Washington Street, ) Roxbl'RY, Mass., April 20, 1S95. J eat or sleep ; there was no rest operation was necessary. Before undereoinrr mm 0 HEW V ;iv..i 1! THE ONLY PERFECT hi FAMILY USE. FOR For Sale By J. B. HOLDERBAUM, Somerset, Pa. lOKNNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. CASTtRM STANOAMO TIME. IN EFFLST MtY 20, 1395. eosnr.NHEt wiirorLr. Trains arrive an! depart from the sU-iIiou 1 Johnstown a fojiows: WKSTWARD Wrs.-Tn press S.eitlivf.-strrii K?ipr-sM J-.li:is..u-n A.sf.iiiiniHiatioti.. .A-r.,Mi:rt.wiatl.ll.. P.-'lV Tpiss V.' . ljiK.s-t-r ... Man K-e.t Line J'JllMtoV'l Ac.-OlllMlisl.ili.U.. -.s s e t. .7 Stl'l V-.'! X-.-ri .i ts W- S.( p. m. EA.-lTWAkD. AOaoiic FTpr-ss s.viiore Kpi-' A ii.s.iei Ae.i;lllliloit:.tMilt I i.y F press M:.iu l.iie Kxpr--ss A It'.MC-.a Acis.iioic station M .ll K,,r,-M , J (ln.st.iwn Arci;:iui.slati'm 1 tillail-lptua fcpn- ., K..st Line . ":("i a. m. .. -r u - . s..'i " ...s-. 1 1 - .I'irl". " ..li i' p. in. . 4:1 : " K;ir rates, tnsps. Ac.,ci,li on Ticlct As-eTitscr a l. tress Tine.-. K. vVaU, I'. A. W. !., s-o t-utli Avenue, 1'iiisiiiiiv. t'a. K il. l'revi!. U.jii. Mj nncr. 3. It. Woo.!. Uctii 1 "a Ait CONDENSED TIME TABL3S. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. Somerset and Carabna 3raa c 1obtiivo:i. Johnstown M.iil Fpr-.s Ro"kwl 3'W a. ui-suuiiervet 4 ie, .-:,.yt-;o n 4uvi, Hoov enville.j.sf, Jaliuh.u k:lu. Johustucrn Mail Kpr.-ss.;1M-Uwol li-0 a. m.. ssi.ner. t !! 1 1, stovt-stuvi n ii:tt, ll.sjv crs iile Hurt, JohustoM, a I-:l . p. i.u Jotinston Apcoiiitiio!iittn. tt.s k wiwl rVi p. in., Ssiirt. rsei n:jisiivsiiiu 6: Is, Hut.v risvule JuiiUktuwn Ta). tfctily. MTHTAKD. Stall. J.ihnstown in., HinversviI!eT:lI. ht'iyotoi :n Tuii, sIlUrsrt 7:j3, lUs kwood i:JU. Eipress. Johnstown 2-."50 p. n Hooversville 3:11. stovrslown 3:Jj, Soaierstt Siii, ttoclc- WUtMl ( . Bandar Only. Johnston n 8:r0, Ftmersft 1(H) Hot k wood Kfcii. m m .ft V w for m? day cr m v? rxs m t 75- THE BEST T s"i?Is None Too Cood When You Buy! :medicines,;-"'v J r It Is Jos st f niiirt:nt to Steiir FRESH, PURE. DRUGS. I At it in To Have t'onfiilmr.m in the I'ltynlcittn ft ho Vrrsrr 'litem. I AT SNYDER'S You are alwaj- sure of getting tl. fresl eh ii.Klidne ri.K-st iaj-r-, L Carefully Ci-nijotjinletl. TRUSSES FITTEJ)! i Ait .r 4t.m r- . .1 ir...i t .... - .. s vj trif i4ttifiction OPTICAL GOODS. CLASSES FITTED TO SUIT THE EYES. lALL ANO HAVE YOU SJCHT TESTED, j JOHN N. SNYIER, Somerset, - - - Louther's Drug Store, Main Street, Somerset, Pa, im m, -i 1 ;i m ., iiit iSmUw !'W U..iv --.wsi4y' J-vw;1.. v 7, - " 5 ; L 1' t- 'Ti tfl ""'IT"'' -,t (fl -,ri FHSSE . MB Iledfcincs, Dtc Si itfx, tiponyes, Tv;r Supporter?, Toilet Articl?, P erf nines, c. TUB IsX-IoK RIVCii PS'-HiNAL ID Mel's iiiTiTnri i GRf AT CAKK HCIXO TAKtS T" fslt 0I.Y FRKSH AND PIKE ARTTiTrs. SrECTACI.ES EYE-GLASSES. And a Fall L;ae of OptK'al G xxh always oa han-1. From 1 .r'o a-T'ortment all can te suited. Always cn Lend. It h always a pl?Vrnrs! tn f'-pLj f)"4? to Intending PUTchRset.?, whether tl;? Vmt MAIN STREET - - SOMIRSlT. FA SOMERSI :T Lumber MAXfl'AtTrKKK ASD IEAI.EK AND W II !. fSA LI AND RfrTILK.l Lumber and Building Materials. Hard and Soil. "Woods, Onk, l'oplar, Siilinc. IIfUt n, MjiiI l a: Maliiut. Yellow IMne, Flooring, Sah. Nur Raik Clirrj, Miingles, Ihi-k Ha!:iter.. f Jjpsluiit, Lath, White Pine Hllnds., Aeel lt-t, l.K'. I J. general Iinsof all fzr.idr ot Luni!s r iin.l B'.!i!i'.i!i M itt-Hal ar.4 R sif r;-- ." ' K-r: :o stis-lc. A'.s, cii f'.iruisl! an vt hin jt in th? lint- of our b"i-l:u-ss to or I. r :i r--s-ra-ble . rompin--s.s, surh as llnickrts, k! J-sizi-J work, Elias Cunningham, Office mud Yard Opposite S. t C. R. THE NAME PRESIDENT of tie UNITED STATE WILL UK Tlie BEW YORK WEEKLY OF NOVEMBER 4, 189G. PuMie inti'ivst w ill steadily iiK-rttu?, wlios vnti-s turiuil tlit sj-ili at the List minitr?itiii!i tln ..l.sit iv-!!l iiimL-. in the hit-tory of the mmntry. The New York the leailing Heptihlican fimily newspaper of the Vnilel States. IHililit-al items of the Jay, interesitiiii to every Aiiiprutiii t-itini n x ir i lTiliatinisi. A'ss) jrenei.il newsi in attractive form, foreign eorretnil.'!iif . the world, an ai;rii-iiltiir:il department seeoml to none in the i- ;!niry. i: whieb are reeogiiize-l authority, fass-inatin s'l.irt siorios, o.v..: ; ! he cream of the humorous papers, f rei n an.l l niic-t;i, w i' ) t !:-ir ' ures, fashion plaits ami ela'xirate l, srr!pti 'lis of voin:i:;-s .at!. v. attractive hpartnt it of h-us.'!io! 1 inti T'-s:. Tin" New Y r'. tleal family paper, with a circulation lar:j-r thaii that f a:y r tion in the country issued from the oti;. e of a l.ii'y. l.ai - 'i ; " s .: in its tletails, tendim; to give it gre-uer life an.l var: ty. .i : 1 i e-p i'. .y i to the women and young people of the hoiischol l. A SPKl'IAL COXTR:CT en-ibk-sj us to offer this sph mlid j. n v.:il a:i 1 The . Somerset . Herald ONE YEAR FOR ONLY S2.00. CASH IN ADVANCE. SUBSCRIPTION'S HAY BEGIN AT ANY T'.'F. Address all orders to T I i 1 : 1 1 1 ' 1 1 A I- Write jonr nmail illrs oi a pi.tilf irl, snl it tili'. 1- -:,vt, Trifcime IluiJJiaj:, New York City, and su-tipl cop; of Tlie ' Weeklj Trihnise will be nialh rt to IT WILL PAY YOU TO liCY YOCB loiiiorial Vt'ork WM. F. SHAFFER, KU1 ERSET, FESJJ'A. MuniiCucturer of oJ Dealer In KttHtrrn Work Furhlshed on Short Notice mill in mmi hh ALsv A lent for the WHITE BRONZE ! Person In nei1 of Monument Work will Anil II to th-ir lill.n-,1 u nill nt mv slioj,! wherva rri.)H-r showing , i. Ktvn Ibm. -Srtlij4i imn KMiir.tnusHl In rv. rv r-is,. m.) 'rier Vrry low. t inviu-s.s-i il aift-nl'o.i to WKito 8roni9, Or Pur Zmo V.-.natie!t r.lns!uss! hy R .T. W. A. Rin- m A .'I.V I iii.mv.m;-ai In .t,,, . M,t,.ni ;,.,, . i!stru.-ii..n,Rt:l which S.l,tii.st to w th,. p ii.il r ' Mtmmi.pnt for our vli.ahi fli !.. tnvt uim!!. sij'jrrwrt c j runrn Jrjtt in Stfjek O miraiiteed. . PUBE. DRUGS ATTINTIOX TO T II K fS r )8GnpBS raiiy mm ft. Station, soMEnrr,p OF THE NEXT ANNtl"Nt i:D IN TRIBUNE an.l tl:e ::s.ii .js -inii-.i. nt c -:i - to-- t-lei-ttoti. with liu p.-s.u!ts u:-U-c ti' tit. '.iriih.ti.ii. ll... iMiwt il ti hs. i ai i!:l . T Weekly Tribune, in I':'". I !"" jvu. -s? .-s--n s .'l.s-.'iJs.J bi UviX.i lill J J. " ,.,,1. tNT1''7.t Si-- i" Illy '.itf' f wf :i?o" . j Designs. A T J : 1 -,.sn p f'- - jcpar.i.s'i s.- - s. Y f'V-Jor-I: Makre V h'-' helJ? JV-,
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