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Ai-r.i?- i-iyr. I t v.-. i v r.i'Tii eiis, Yi. r. .,itu-fcr. Pa. v a t-et. next tiuor w jnuUiiH D . P. F. VFFKR, r. . L'r''V"v-".nl set , e u iu? i':LiA;iis v--l r.ci-iLJ" UUirt uell dour li I. KiiDIELL, f"i.'T!ai BrTu-es to the tire!U dj lc illu at iui uiIacc oa MaWll 34. aiUiiX D J. M. LvUTIIER. - -"fc'.l r-TA-iy Sn S.jmeret fof the T c 7".rTT trv l! ;irr.;:ftn u the prwerraion of Cu. store, cumci C r aw"lA ttLTvrLa. Oils! Oils! 'iv.!t-i or. romTvuiT, of Ptrishnrrh. Pi K .jitr ,,i aiJumiAi'tiiniiif fr Uie i;i-mi: aiing &. Lubricating Oils Naphtha and Gasoline, t :. f.-orr P-ir! '.mm. ,,ranene -c ;a.-ix.n .tie-ry Aiiown FnCD'JCT OF PETROLEUM. J m a-jta the moat uniformly Satisfactory Oils IX TEE American ZSIarket, A-i !or oc-a Traje for tra!enet and Tlriniiy :ppl;el by doaxaalT. Pa. S3 FRAMU.1t STREET. -:HN3T0WN supply housl JOHN H. WATERS & BR 0. PLUMBERS, onw etay,i.ne.! in our new imUJin. , ..';', 'a ai"iy 'r. tile tt -arranged &r ,il':li ;a Uesttm PeilUy'v.;;;. Yr '--Mr per a; a. tut u La Fiaajbinj, Steam ' ,J aae e.med ia atm-a. ,."..w ' a f'inr'7 rie eref;! ar'enrlon to - '-'..i-i an j fa..T Altai BAr: bu t "lr f,,rm,"r eirt ia tun i!iie enbraa-e ' irg-an bunuigi ia Uie county, w.Ua re .ttej. : .' "tir?r-T t'EPARTJfENT we earry a fUI ' k juber.nd Leather b-lLaj. Steam aad , x a. t. Ij)uw. Lo:,r.Tuoni.su-ai t,"!- lPun '"P FLuji. tic. Pno auvtad oa r ne VOL. XLL NO. -THE-FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF Somerset, Penn'a. CAPITAL SURPLUS S50.000. SS.GOO. oeosiTs mcceivcdin lawsc an o small MOUNTS. PAYABLE ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS Or MERCHANTS FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS. AND OTHERS SOLICITED. DISCOUNTS DAILY. - EOARD OF DIRECTORS : LaRrx M. H:cx3. W. H. Miiaib, L. PciiH, ChaS. H. FtSHXA, Jons EL Scott, Geo. E. Scru, FkXD W. B:e(ckcb. I Edward ntll, : : : : : PKia-irET j Valestik IIav, : : Viti PairET i Hakvev M. Berk let, : : : Cabhiss. The fnn.li an-l set-nrities of this bank are ware! v proteftd in ao'i-ra:Hl Cor lia Eurv!a'r-pnf Sife. The only mali abeoiuttly BargLAr-froof. SamersEt County Salional M Of Somerset, Pa. EsUbilshtd, 1877. 0-gTw!rd n a Nitional, 1330, CAPITAL. $50 000. Chas. J. Harrison, Pres't Wrn. H. Koontz, Vice Pres't. Milton J. Pritts, Cashier. Directors: t-.t. J vim H Si;; 'Vt. J..na- M. ooA, .'w.n -n:. Ha' aj;ier, Sums. Mi.er, i Jt .n ii. i'HTm, : Jerome stunt. OwtoTTKTS o tti Bank !:'. iveiT the most liijerai treainjcul coliai&ujut a sa.'. otiiui:g. Fartie w;.-hin to tea ', money eat or west can b ai;cuniCilaul by ilrait lor ay asouau Mn-T an'I Ta'-.a'-les -OTr1 h one of bxi.i t Ceieurated sales, ita mud aj-proed time Couertiou ina.ie !a a:i parta of the Caite4 3tte? 1 harFv mmierate. AcOLkln'j aod l:(KJBiia so acted. nar-om FANCY WORK. Some Uirat Bargains La IRISH POINT LUNCH AND TRAY CLOTHS EuUjfht be'.oa- cost of tracppotiaticn e are st-Kintf at rpat Lar-ja'.ns white ar..i colored Evi turd Cord T'. ie Cov--rs. stamped ready for work ic 2. Sinj edVantun Flannel Tible and CifcU i n Covers. Sirwd I'!oi-h Cushion Cover-". Barz-irraj: Art (.'ioth TaWi an! Cushion Covers, all stjaipeil th Nev st I'tsiiics ; I I"m-r.titehed Hot Elsoait and li'.l NAikir.s. A new and brie line of tern-t-Utrhed Tray and Carving Cloths from (iOcta nP-" Stnnipe.1 IIera-st:U.hed Scarfs from .-cti np. Tab;e Covers from .")0 cU. up. A fu.l line of Figured INDIA SILKS, Ai! Sew Fatutrea ar.d Colorings. Also, Figured Plush, 21 and inches wide. ;.n beautiful c'ol'.rs and !! jrr-, Art Satin Si;:ares for the Centra; ( overs and Cu.Liou Covers. "Waban ZSTettinpr, 4; inches wide. .V rents per yarl. ia Fir; It. El'ie. iiv an.i Veilow. THtl SEW THlN'i for I'mjir.K Mar.ties and Iioor?, and Sr 1'rapine Over I!-iiries. An.wiiiieof H-ad-rets. irom J'n: np. V;it our Tao Linen. T iwei. Sapklns. M :siin, :iee!ine and Linen IVrartment, by all aiear.a 41 FIFTH AVESrE. Pttubursh, Ta R B. GENUINE India Silk's A Iarjc colloc n of f.nc one '2.i inc'ues wMo, 50 CENTS. SonJ if joa want any. It's jat as much to your interest to buy as ours to soil, when there ia a chance to trrt such lian-lsonie PRINTED LVDLV SILKS stylish patterns and color combinations at these prices. More pciple are bavin? TLAD FINE SOLID BLACK 'IXDLVS people that are not in mourning than t-rer before, not only for street an-i house, but for Traveling: Dresses. We offor as extraordinary, 50 pieces Tlain Black Indias, 21 Mss ft, 21 M8S ii-4 - - 50 cents. 65 ots. Values beyond anything here tofore sold. HOME WARD Boggs & . Buhl, 115, V.7, 119 and 121 Frim: Strirt, ALLEGE EX Yt PJ. 15. FOR DYSPEPSIA, Ayer'sSarsaparilla Ii an effecttre remedy, as aumeroos testimo nia;s concloaiTely prove, "for two years I was a eonataut sufferer from dyipepaia and liTer complaint I doctored a km tune and th. medicines prescribed, in nearly every ease, only aggravated the disease. Aa apothecary advised me to use Ayer"s Sarsapanlia. I did so, and was cured at a cost of fi Mnro tnat time it baa been my family medicine, and sickness ha become a stranger to our household. I bel.eve K to be toe best medicine on earth.' P. F. McNulty, liickman, 23 S 1-oweU, JUaa. FOR DEBILITY, Ayer'sSarsaparilfa Is a certain cure, when the complaint origi aates is impoverished blood. "I was a preat sufferer from a low condition of the bioid and jreneraj debility, becomine finally, so reduced tliat I was unfit fur work. Jioth hic Uiat I did for tin complaint helped me so morn aa Ayer's SrsapariUa, a few bottles - of tuca restored me to health and strenpta. I take every opportunity to recommend this medicine in similar cases. "-C. LvicA, 14 M i.ii sv, Chiaicothe, Ohio. FOR ERUPTIONS And all disorders oriirinatins in lmpunty of tlie blood. '!i as boiis. carbuncles, pimples, batches, saitrheuin. scaid-head, scivduious Sures, and the Lie, uke only Ayer'sSarsaparilla racraaza ax DR. J. C. ATE3 & CO., LoweU, Kaaa Pr.ce ! ; six bouies, 5. Wurth - a baa. Knepper & Ferner have the pleasure of announcing the arrival of Fall and Winter Goods, all selected with great care in which quality ha3 not been sacrifice! for chtapciS. Clothing and Overcoats. .ewMt, .tUeit, Xobblest, io?t and Cheapettt. DRY T GOODS. Eancy and Staple l'rcss Oool3 of all class fi ora Silk. Warp, Hen riettas down to Calicoes, a of very choice designs, yet moderate cost. Ju-t unloaded a handsome stock of Carpets. Hugs. Oil Cloths, etc., for Fall Season, at close margins, which means close prices. We take pair.3 to keep up a fine line ofGents' Furni.-hings. Hats, Caps. etc and a great variety of Un derwear of nearly every descrip tion. Pon't fail to inquire of ns for Trunks, Valises, Feathers. Cork Shavings, or anvthinjr tou mav need. "We ask you for your trade thW season, feeling confident of our ability to serve yoawith the very best at lowest prices, Respectfully, KNEPPER & FERNER, One Door North of PostoSce. MOT Till! ill HIST CI 121 & lil Fourth Ave, PITTSBURGH, PA. Capital - - - $1,000,050. FtlLL PAID. Undivided Profits f 1 30,000. IHSURES TITLE TO REAL ESTATE- Authorized to act as Eirtntor, Admlnlstrater, tiaardlaa, Trustee, Assignee, Receiver, Ac DEALS IX RELIABLE I HVESTM EST SECURITIES. Uenta boxes in its Superior Vaults from 15.00 per annuo) upward. Receives deporits and loans oa mort gages and approved collaterals. JOB B. JACKSOX, - President JAMES J. DOXSELL, Vice President. C. B. ilcVAY. - SecreUry aad Tieas. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, SECTEMBER 28, 1892. THE SINGING IN COD S ACRE. IT II ot.11 riCLO. Oat yonder in the moonlight, wherein God's Acre lies. Go angels walking and fro, tinging their lulla bies ; Their radiant wings are folded and their eyes are bended low. As they sing aa n? the be U wherein the Sowers delight to grow : "Sleep, sh sleep ! The Shepherd riardeth His sheep '. Fattspetdclb the ntht away. Sum eouieth tlie glori vis lay ; Sleep, weary ones, while ye may Sieep, oh, sleep '." The Sowers within iol Acre fee that fair and w mdrotts sight. And hear the angel' ringing to ihe sleepers through the night : And, lo ' throughout the hwr5 uf day thoe. gen tle dowers prolong The inia.ic ol the angels in that tender slumber song : "Sleep, oh, sleep ! The Shepherd loveth 1'is sheep! He that guardeta Ki :i vk the Nt Hath folded lliem to His Io ug !rea--t So, sieep ye now and te yoor nt-. Sleep, oh. sleep r' From angel and from flowtrthe yeurs have It-arn- eti that Mjoihing ocg. Aad with its heareuiy bi:k peei theda..-s and nights aioTig : So, through al uine. !iow flight the Shepherd s vii: gioriry, God Acre sluatbervth in the g-ace of that sweet lullnby : Sleep, oh. jlecp ! The Shepherd loveth Ills sheep '. FaK sjetitth the night away, bKff jn re meth the gior.oua .lay ; Sleep, weary une, while ye may Meep, oh, sleep !" TROT'S MOTHER. "Well, my boy, I'll try and tell you all about it from the beginning. Help yourself to a cigar first, and pass the box to me. I knew you would want to bear the particulars, and I I have been try ing to put off the evil moment. I'm get ting an old man now, Harry, and ail this shook me a good deal at the time. "Come here, Trot, aad sit on my k aee. There, that's belter. Seems odl, Harry, don't it, to see an old bachelor like me .nursing a tiny bit of a girl like Trot? Four years old to-day, aren't you, Trot ? How the time Siea. "You see, my dear lad, you ouht to have told her before you went away, he never gneeed that you thought of her in that way. It might have saved her who knows? "It mast be nine years siu'-e your Un cle Will died and left Violet in my care. She was only 13 then. Don't you think Trot is very like her ? The same lar-re brown eyes and loo lashes, the same loving littie ways. "She came to me one morning soon after you started for Cuba, with a letter in her band. " "Look here ancle,' she said kneeling beside me, an J holding the note where I could read : 'It's from the Golds and they invite me to go and 6tay with them at Ventnor. May I accept?" " 'Do you want to go, Violet?" lack ed. " Of course I do," she answered, laugh ing. 'We are so quiet here at home, and this would be such a delightful change. Please let me, Uno'e, I'll write you long letters, and tell you about everthicg! "I did not want to part with her even for a little time, for the three years she had been with me then had made my life quite a different matter ; but it seem ed stilish to keep the bright, merry girl always shut up w ith a crusty old man. I gave her leave to go, and then, when after a fortnight she wrote be-gicg U be allowed to stay longer, as her friends wished, I had not the heart to refuse. She was there live weeks and then she catae home. "The very day after her return he came that contemptible scoundrel whom in those few weeks she had learned to regard as a hero. How he found out at first that she had a little fortune of her own I don't know. He asked for me, and told me that he wanted my permis sion to addre3B my niece. "He was a good-looking young fellow, and had a frank open manner that was sure to wia a girl's favor; but I thought of you, Harry, and determined to prevent the matter going further if I could. I took a strong and apparently unreasona ble dislike to him, and made many inquiries, hoping to find out some thing that would justify me in forbid ding him the boose, but entirely in vain. But I studied; observed every little act and word until at last I was convinced that I knew him through; and that be was no fit husband for my little Violet "Dv this time it had beccaie a kind of tacit engagement, and I knew I should seem almost brutal for interfering, but I couldnt' bear the idea of giving Violet into his care. I vowed, to myself that nothing on earth should induce me to do so, and I told him to discontinue his visits. "The result of that was that he came to a definite understanding with Violet and she promised to marry him with or without my consent. "Don't look al me bo reproachfully Harry." It may be that I acted unwisely all through ; but if so I have been severe ly punished for my folly. You have let your cigar go out Here are the matches. " Vou want me to tell you all she said and did her very words, as well as I can remembe.-. That's a hard matter, for my memory's not as good as it used to be. "I was sitting here one evening, when Violet came in slowly, and sitting down where you are, looked at me very sadly for some min utes. "'Uncle, dear,' she said at last 'lean not understand you. I never believed that yoa could be so hard and crueL" l did not speak. "'It is not like yoa to be so unjust, so arbitrary,' she went on. 'It seems to me, ancle, that in the matter of marriage worn an should choose for herself and not be influenced by any one. I have made my choice and given my word ; but oh ! I should be so much happier if yoa were not angry. Do forgive me and be your own kind sel f again." "'Yes, when you yield to my wishes,' I answered, coldly. 'Yoa are mere girl, Violet, and have Lad no experience of men. If you weie ten years older I should leave yoa to take the conse quences of your rashness, bat as it is ' "As it ia what then? Oh! uncle,' and she slipped from her chair and kneel ed here on the rng at my feet 'prT pray be your old self again. Yoa were never angry with me before, and it seems bo strange and unnatural to see yoa turn sei JL ESTABLISHED 1827. your head away from me without a smile. Do you love me only if I have no voice, no will of my own?" "'Listen to me, child," I said looking her in the face. 'I have striven to be a father to you since I brought yoa here; I have loved you, heaven only knows how dearly ! In return I only ask yoa to let me prevent your making a com plete wreck cf your life. I want to save you from a sad fate, and yoa tnink me a tyrant "She took my hand in both hers and pressed her face on it then looked np with a smile. "'I wish Harry was here,' she said. 'He would help me to convince you. He always took my eide.' "I ought not to have told you that my dear boy, but it was so fresh in my mind, as it struck me forcibly at the time, knowing as I did your love for her. For give me my want of tact "She was not giving to shedding tears like some women, or she would have cried then. Her cheeks were hot and burning as they touched my hand, while her eyes were feverishly bright the used every argument she could find to in duce me to consent to her engagement and as I remained siient she drew nearer and gxzed up eagerly in my face. ""You relent uncle?" she f hispered, in an agitated way, "You will let me be happy?" "'In that way, never," I told her, sad ly and sternly, and I tried to draw away my fingers ; but she clung tj them tight ly, bile her lips quivered. "Don't say that dear uncle '. she cried hoarseiy. 'Dear uncle, oh, what can I say what can I say to move you ! "You think I was very hard, Harry, I see ; but I tnought it best Hash, child,' I said. 'Nothing will influence me. I am resolved. "'And so am I," she said, sorrowful'y, dropping my hand and rising to her feet 'I have always wished to please you; but now that you are harsh and unjust and will not listen to reau, what can I do?" "she waited for me to speak but I had no words at hand. I was too hurt and angry. She went toward the door, then came back and stood behind me, resting her hand ligbtly upon my shoulder. "'Try and forgive me, uncle, I love him so I love his faults that make yoa deepise him, and his virtues that you do not know. Won't you kiss me uncle?" "I was half inclined to take her in my arms and tell her she could do as she would, but I did not After a few mo ments of dead silence I heard her catch her breath in a half sob, and the door closed upon her and I was alone. "The next day she did not come down before I went to the city, and when I came home she was gone. I have for given her now, Harry; but it was a cruel blow. After all cty love and care I. did not think she could have left me like that! "Why, Trot you look quite frighten ed ! I'm not croes my pet "Yes, yes, my boy, I'm going on; but you are so impatient Well, some time after a year or two years, perhaps, I can't remember exactly aa I was coming home at dusk, in the Strand, I think it was, I met a woman in a shabby black dress, with a child on her arm, our eyes met ud then somehow or other we were the centre of a crowd, and I was raising Violet's heal from the harl pavement. She had fainted on seeing me, and I had just contrived to save her and the little one from a severe fall. "I brought her home in a cab, and my housekeeper helped her into bed. Harry, she was next doer to starvation, when that accidental meeting gave her back to me for only three days, I was too lata to save her. "'You have forgiven me? she asked that evening, as I sat by her bed. ""I forgave you, my child, long since; but not hiai who has brought you to this. Where is he T "Dead,' said the poor girl, in a faint whisper. Don't speak ill of him I can't bear it' "I asked her why she had not let me know she was in distress why she had not come home. " 'I has ashamed to come,' she said ; 'I knew yoa would m t turn from me, but I was too much ashamed." "The next day but one the doctor told me what to expect I promised the poor child thit Trot should take her place with me. I held the little one for her to kiss, and had it taken away ; and then "Trot, my darling, run up stairs to nurse forawhi'.e; I Ileal! yoa down ajtin by and by. "And then, as I said, Violet bade me good-bye. Her last woris? They were: (jive my love to Harry .' "These incessant fogs have a very bad effect on my throat I can't talk for any length of time without getting like I did just now, so that I can't croak out a word. "There isn't much more to tell, fortu nately, for I am getting as hoarse as a raven. "I was out with Trot by my side, one day last autumn, when I came upon f ome one I thought had gone to join the m ijority. He was walking with a pretty stylish-looking girl, chatting and laugh ing, but when he saw me his smiled died on his lips and the blood flew to his face. "His gaze dwelt for an instant on the child whose hand I held. He knew those bron eyes and long lashes, and he saw the black frock. "There, that is all, Harry. I read your thoughts! Yoa must not! Leave him to heaven. Promise me, boy for her sake." A Cure for Paralysis. Frank Cornelius, of Furcel, Ind. Ter says: " I induced Mr. Pinson, whose wife had paralysis in the face, to buy a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. To their great surprise before the bottle bad all been used she was a great deal better. Her face had been drawn to one side ; but the Pain Balm relieved all pain and soreness and the mouth assumed its nat ural shape. It is also a certain rare for rheumatism, lame back, sprains, swell ings and lameness. ISO cent bottles for sale. The great search light on top of Monnt Washington, which is now ia successful operation, by the intense beam of light it projects has enabled people to read coarse print at the Fabyaa House, seven miles distant The Drunkest Hog on Record. An Erie county paper tells a story of a farmer who fed hisswins a lot of swill in which a bottle of laudanum had been carelessly thrown and how the swine bad slept for days thereafter. This story is the product of Butler soil and its truthfulness is vouched for. The matron of a family, whom we will call Smith, packed four gallons of grapes in sugar in anearthea jar and stored them away for winter use. Some time after the jar was examined but the grapes had fer mented and were unfit for use. The grapes were taken out and thrown into the hog trough. Now, there was one hog about the premises that undertook to eat the whole mess. The act was all the more disgraceful because of the sex of the hog. Those who know says that a wine drunk lasts two or three days. This swine was drunk exactly three days. It was the drunkest hog. two or four f ted, ever seen in that vicinitv. The first day she slept and all the powers, that be could not awake her. The sec ond she snored, long and vociferously. The earth trembled, apparently, and the heaveua'revertierdted. Itwasaa excell ent illustration of the term "hog-drunk." The snoring kept up until the morning of the third day when the iiog sobered up enough to walk about the yard, the saddest eyed looking porker imaginable. It is su.'licient to say that the domestics about the house fed that hog no more grapes. D uller II-rraUL Wise Words. The way to get good is to do good. Pride's next door neighbor ia shame. Love speaks the mother tongue to ev erybody. Praise anil doubt are never found to gether in any heart. l)o less growiing brother, aad perhaps you will do more growing. Darkness cannot put out alight All it can do is to make it brighter. The best time to keep away from some people is when you are in trouble. The time when a woman has ao mer cy is when she gets a mouse in a trap. The man who has no business of his own to attend always goes to bed tired. Wearing wigs and dyeing whiskeia never deceives anybody but the people who do it. There are some people who think the ma-tic never amounts to much extvpt when they play first fiddle. If eerybo ly's children were as gi as their neighbors think they ougnt to be, the sun would never set. It is a great thing fur a man to have a thought hut it is a greater thing for the thought to have the man. If you cannot give a g'jod reason for what you are doing, that is a good reason why you should not do it. It is a pretty sure sign that we have failings ourselves when we are much given to calling attention to the failings of others. "Circus Coming Mary." The head of the family lin jpred over his coffee. Clearly, something lay heavy on his mind. Xow and then he darted a quick look at the partner of his joys and sorrows across the table and coughed lightly only ti turn bis gaze again into his cup, At length bespoke. "Circus ci'ining, Mary." He sought to create the irrpression that he was voicing a casual rei!erti;n. The demure laly across the table nod lel a.'IirniA'-ivelv'. "It's a good circus, I think." lie was olaying with his fork absently. It was several minutes before he had anything further to s:ty. "I guess." he obsere-.i with an air which was only a fair imitation of the off hand, "thai nothinz is more instructive than a good circus '' The close observer might have noticed a shadow setting upon the line face of the matron. o word fell from her lips however. "K-ipecial'.y for children. ' He was folding his napkin carefully. "I suppose," hesighe', simulating re gret, "that I'll have to go with our chil dren." "Wiiiiart ." The partner of his joys and sorrows threw large quantities of anstonishment, chagrin and reproach into a single word. "A "er such a strict religious training as yen have had," she exclaimed. As he rse from the tab!, he sighed in earnest Standing irresolutely by the window he stared at the landscape, half in sadness, half in shame. -William" Her voice was somewhat softer than before. "William-" She came and tiusting'y twined her arms about his neck. "I think-" She k ssed his forehead fondly. "It will need both of us to tike the children to the circus." lie strained her to his breast and their souls united in a community of purpo.-e. Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment. A certain cure for Cnronic Sore lives. Tetter, Salt Uheurn, Sctld Head, Old Chronic Si. res. Fever Sores, Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and Piles. It is cooling and soothm. Hun dreds of cases have been cured by it af ter ail other treatment had failed. It ia put up in - and 30 cent ioxeS. Eight thousand five hundred red, 6,000 whithle, 4.3X) blue, IW green and S: yeliow incandescent electric li hts were used for street displays along the line of march cf the Knights Templar parade ia Denver recently. Bucklen s Arnica Salve. The best Salve ia'.he world f-r Cr.J, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil blains, Corns, aad all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re quired. It i guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Trice 23 cents per box. For sale by J. N. Sny der. The bugle hern was once called the buffalo horn, and it apparently derives its name frt m the bug!e, or extinct auroch.the wild cx of Great Etitain. In the Isle cf Wight the built' Lead on ina signs is flea accompanied by the word bugle, and the French term for the low ing of cattle is still beugler. n u The Chief was on to Him. The well-dressed young fellow with a diamond scarf-pin insisted on seeing the Chief personally. No ordinary detective would do him." His business was of the first importance and he persevered until he stood in the presence of the bead of the force. "Weil, sir, what can we d j f .r you ?" The Chief wa very busy and the yousg fellow's deliberation irritated hiia. "You will favor me by being quick." The youth looked mysterious, drew a chair softly to the desk and placel his lips close to the ear of the official. "Not so loud," he h)arseiy whispered. An expression of sningied astonishment aal disgust swept across the Chiefs face. "What do you want V "I want to surrender myself." The young fellow stare-1 very hard. He seemed to think he had made a sen -sational announcement "Well?" - "I say, I want to surrender myself." The Chief polished his e'asis ar.d thoairht and his stein look softened a triile. "What have you done?" he inquired, casually strutiniiirig his visitor. The fellow with tae diaaionb scarf-pin carelessly crossed his legs, directed his glances through the window and laughed in a knowing way. "That's for you to nad out" he loftily retorted. "We've something else to do. Good day." The young man's face ft 11 noticeably. "Do you mean to ry that I ain't want ed for smething?" The Chief shook bis head. "And you have no directions to arrest a man of my description ."' "No." "Better loos on your bocks and be s ire. This is an important matter." "I know without looking." "And you don't want me ?" "No." "And I can't surrender myself?" "Not at the present showing." There was nothing lofty about his air now. In a vtry subdued, quiet way he pondered. "Mister." An amused smile lighted up theChiefs countenance. "I grtiss you're onto me ?" "The Chief n.I led. "You know I haven't done anythirg to be arrested for '.'" "Of course I know it" He rose slowly, buttoned his coat and sighed. "It was a great scheme if it had only worked." The officer lost his patience. "What do you mean T' he demanded. "I've a good mind to arrest you as vaz." "No. no : not that cot that A rrest me for burg' ay or murder, but not as a vag. I a;n trying to get popular with the young ladies of the flower miss-in. Yoa would greatly assist me by locking me up for something terrible, butas a vag? No, no, that would spoil it all." In terror the young man with the diamond scarf-pin tied the place. Le troU T ''''"' nr. For Her Brother. The other eveu.r.g a sprightly littie girl about seven years ol 1 entered a store a Woodward avenue, aad after consider able hesitation she whispering': inquired of a clerk, "Dj yoa keep nursing bottlee here?" "We do," he answered, and ex hibiting tWD or three different styles, he Asked which she preferred. As sue wa l.joklng them over he remarked. "It's for your little brother, Isuppo-e?" "Yes, sr.it is," she stiiily answered. "You didn't think it was for my son, did you?" Dr'rvii I'fft r r. - For many years Mr. B. F. Tiiomrscn, of Ive Moines. Iowa, was severely afflict ed with chronic diarrh.- a. He says: "At times it was very severe ; so much so that I feared it would end my Iff.. Abtut seven years ago I charted to procure, bottle of Chaml-erlain's Colic, Cholera aad D:arrh i A remedy. It gave ne prompt relief, and I believe cured me permanently, as I now eat or drink with out ham anything I please. I have also csol it ia my family with the bet le suits." The little black spots on the end of the snail's horns are the animal's eyes. He can see with them very little, but they serve to distingni.-h for bin light from darkness, and enable him to observe at a di.-tance of an im h or t o. A Little Girl's Experience In a Lighthouse. Mr. and Mrs. Loren Trescott are keep ers of the Gov. Lighthouse at S.md Beach. Mich., aad are biesed with a daughter four year? old. Ijtst April she was taken down with Measles, followed by a dreadful Cough and turni-.g into a fever. Doctors at home and at Detroit treated her, but in vain, she grew rapidly worse, until she was a mere "handful cf bones." Then she tried Dr. King's New Discovery and after the use of two and a hall bottles was ct mp'etely cured. They sty Dr. King's New Discovery is worth its weight in gold, yet you may get a tri al botlie free at J. N. Snyder's Drug store. Glass, as far as research has been able to deera.ine, was in use 2,0") yeart be fore the birth of Christ, and was even then not in its infancy. Ia the State Collection at the British M xseum there is the head of a lion molded ia glass bear thenaaieofan Egyptian king cf the eleventh dynasty. Strength and Health. If yoa are not feeling strong and heal th t, try Electric Eitten, If"LaGrippe" has lef. you weak and weary, use Elect ric Bitters. This remedy acts directly on the Stomach, Liver and Kidney, rousiag them from torpidity and gently aiding those organs to perforin their functions. Ifyoa are afflicted with Sick Headache, yoa will find speedy and permanent re lief by taking Eiectrii: Bitter. One trial will convince yoa that this is the remedy yoa need. Large bottles only 3)c at J. N. Snyder's drug store. The balance sheet of the French tele phones frr Is'.H shows grcw receipts amounting to iT','), the length of line at the end f that y-str being nearly 1,200 miles, aad the numoer of subscribers 1, 191, to which total Paris contributes no less than P.t'Oo. 1 a. WHOLE NO. 2148 On the Choice of Books. If people were as careless about what they eat as about what they read, dys pepsia would te much more common thaa it is now. It is a gi deal a matter of ; luck what falls into their hands to read, j The facilities fir distribution of literature j are very imperfect They have improved j with the introduction "f ra:lways and j railway book-stands, but the choice cf ; the reading thus offered is n "t leit to the i intelligent pul i: but is much governed i by purely commercial reasons, aal little! by any souul literary taste. The tuajority of the people are not in the! habit of frequenting book-stores, as they j do dry-g'ls and provision stores, to see ! what is new, suited to their tate-s. and : wholesome. A large pcrtioa of the i country districts have no means f snow- s ing about booksorof buying them except ! from the traveling caavseers, whose prime motive is n.)t to raise the intelligence of the country by what thry distribute. A bock-shop :a the s-nali cities as well as the large, and ia village use I to be aa intellectual csntre where readers met, n t ; only to keep the na of the thought of i the world bit to exchange ideas about it. Feareso cow. Book-shops generally I throughout the country have chang-J ; their character. The booksellers say it; does not pay to keep a stjck of staa iar 1 literature, nor to put oa tlioir counters the pick cf the 1ms! books that are pu! lished every week. Their book stalls have bee jme shops of "action.' of sta tionery, of artist's materials, of various . bric-v brae, of g-i:nes. of newspapers aal periodicals, of the cheap and tiiaasv teal- j porary product of a commen:ial directed ; press, with on'y an occasional real book j that has attained exceptional notorle'y. A new article of diet comes into genera! , ne usually through persistent and es- ! tensive advertising. Eoa3 are adverL-!e 1 , liberally lit bxiks and more than they j were formerly, because there are more newspapers, but the advertising is not as effective as it ia ia the case of things to wear and to eat A book rarely ( reaches its' due audience. It is put forth by a iri h us-. aad has a u -jtriVtti on. which can be pretty accurately predicted, ' in certain limited channels. In the case ; of any g i boos there is no djuot it i would Lav tea readers where it now has i one, ;f it were brought to the attention of thore who would like it. Ti.j prf cf. this is the fact that the sale of a novel in ' b).k f-rj U CJt injure !. but often is aided, by ia first appearance as a senal in some periodical or newspaper. There t are many publics. The serial will have a certain audience ; the book will ti ra I ; another partly because the serial pu'ili- i cation hj a Ivertised it ; it might then ' go into a newspaper, or into many news- j papers, aa i search otit other a l ilec-es. j and the chance is that a worthy boji ; m'ght run for a long time ia various I channels, and ia several for:n3 and styles ! cheap and dear, without loosing its : strength of circulati n. Many a v jIu uj i of nigh character has a success within a limited circle, and is praised by the t I and then drops out of notice when not a tenth of the people have e ver hear 1 of It : who fill 1 i as likely to b if it a) th- J fe who -ill real it when it was rir.it !a:iacheL There is sjiue how a def.ct ia distribution. Aglbouk ought t Lave a bnz'.lf-. If it is liied this year, there is no reason w hy it ill rtl i n t be j liked tea years later, fr meantime t-ie reading pijl.c has changed ; that wh t-'i , p" eased the man at thirty wiii pie.1 -i t..e ! maa who wasouly taenty when the bock ; was rubl shed. It is diffl-tit to Say whether this iai perfect distribution and : this haste and wa.-te in the treatment cf j the 'urala product are due to the meth i . of publication, or to the rage of the puMic fir s neth'ng- ne . It i tv.ii th it t..e literary ut4 chang-s ia a gea- rj.Lr3 r two, but we b-'ieve that it is tli e : -r-ience of pululier that x real b ."-'. which was popular a gvaera-ioa ag, will have, if properly revived, r larg-; a l a l llen-'e . with, the n-cw public as it ha i with the ; old. B-sjks in this respect are like pict.'rvs, there U always a p-jl.ic for trie be it when the public has an opoortun.iy of steicg them. We believe that tl.e publication ofg! literature, adhered to poshed, aa l advertise 1, wo il l oi ru -e I prout-ible than the eons! mt experiment : with ephemeral trash ; bit it is unless to moralize about this in an age when there ' is such a pressure for pubhe-ati ju of ne i ' things, and there are such vast man l- ' factories which feel it a necessity to keep ' their hoppers full of the grain of the ne I crop. It ai iy be said, however, that if there was any where a control. ins; desire ti distribute gI literature, rather tiiaa a manfacturer s notion of tarnirg out any sort of product of paper, typ an ! ii.k. the public would bo the g-'nt r. Aad perhaps the publishers would find the-.r account ia A tetter educated pu'dlc taste. . The analnry d.es not hold ail along the Hue, but usually the tones of merchaa- ' dise are more r rjeperwn and permir.eat that deal ia the staples uf life tliaa thcise that n.erely esi'eriment with ephemeral novelties. The problem is Lvw to bring books of value, or even boo is having an element of popularity, to the note: of; the majority uf possible buvei s. In aay , other trade the profit Is ia pushing i g-xni ; article to the limit cf its circulation, ,' rather than ia being content with the; local and small circulation of half adozea , inferior articlt.-;, lli.-.i-r M -j-izut. Capt. W. A. Abbtjt, who 1.A3 long been with Messrs. Percival and Hatton, I- al Estate and Insurance Brokers, l-es Moines, Iowa, and is one of the host kaowa aad most respected busiae-a men ia U-at city, gays : " I can te-if to the g sjd q-ialities of Chamberlain's Cou.-h Ileaiedy. Having used i. ia my faraily tor the past eight years I caa safeiy say it has ao equal fortither ol.lsor croup. 23 and 30 cent bottles for sale. It ia not generally known that the sprat is one of the most d.tHcuIt offish to capture alive, as wLn caught in thw ordinary way, the tlah d. a when it comes ia contact w :th ti.e meshes of the net. It ia what II ) 1' -virsapaTiilA actually j does that tells the story of iw merit aad ! has given it the largest sale of any medl- j cine. An Abilen i Kan.) man recently a.1- j vertised that he would like to buy a secondhand mower, and to ad dree "X.- ! L." post-ruhi-e. He received cce answer 1 j that struck him favorably, and after corresponding some time L in'eil the : party up and found it to be hi wh'e, who was trying to sell him their oly one. ! 25 MILES OF VETERANS In the Huge Grand Army Parade the Biggest Thing of the Kind. WA-nts..ro,S-,-t. 21. Eighty thou sand veterans ia bile, besides 2:1 other orgaai.:aie;!is. ju. It as l-an.Uandso on, a l.ae 23 utiirs ia length, time eight hours, spectators ,'.- That is the summing up of the grand parade of yesterday by those who tick nues aad have hail their heads .together to-day in regard to this momentous matter. It was therefore not only the g.-eatest parade ia the history of the Grand Army, but the irreatest in the history of the country. Washington is prsud o f it and the Grand Ar:ny tAjys well, they are so fsacy to day that one hardly dares to ad dresj one of them. It seems as though Uncle Jerry iiusk, who rode all through, the review yesterday, made the weather to suit fur that day, tut exhaaited h-s means aad permitted Jupiter Pluviua to get the better of hiia, as to-day has been as dlsgustir.g'y nasty as yesterday was perfect' lovely. or.- r.in.t. t iii ar sy tusba.". cf tie iitt.e ieel w.ia.a the big w Leei of the Grand Ariiiy, ia the shape of parades cf minor organizations, was to a great extent spoi'ed by the raia which has pelted down constantly and chilly since n.ne o'clock. Tue parade of the Uuix-u Legion, which was to hava been jute an event, was a very sma.l affair. The renosTivar.-A unserves mar Siialed nearly their full number of mea t.iuarch to ieorg-t-iwa and thea ride by car to Tealeytowa, but the most cf them looked as thougri tney would j:taslief give it a.l np were it cta rtiatter of pri-ie with them to make a nice showing oa t.i'.s part.cular cation. ,al; bedraggled, but with uti'l.uching spirit and martial step, elastic alaiiat aa they were La the early sixties, they took up their line of aiarr t ia the riia, wei.t oot to Ten!e'uwn. as per rr- g-aiuiie, louked over tr.eirold cam pin ground, pawed over what is !e;t of :! Fort Penn. weut to"Xbe Wi.loas." aa e:e;aat read hotel, whose stately mirtresd. now Mrs. Klri !. was a te years ag the wiA of guor B.-i-ni ii, the artist who fresco ed tioi do ate of tiie Cap.wl, aad taerer purtook of a gratei'ai bauq t an I in Uulged in toasts. pipes, st .'iiesaad speech es untii there was no taought of the raia without. a v. t a- i.'nr i. : e a- rt:..iY. It was a more ageeab':5 barracks, this pretty hostelry, "Ttie Will ,'" thaa were ih'e w hu h tl.e gallant Unserves occupied tu th dark days of tl.e war. and in which tdey s:-;:t many an hour wuhworsww at.ier beating npoa thetn tr.au that which ma ie the inside of the Lvtil doubly attractive fxiay for the '.jihrr tens of th.'C-' ia Is who erj forced i:; I r by the we tther many othem as could gvt ia. They soitter" I to tlio sixt.e'i w.a Is c-f ti.s- Leaven.. They boa'ed 'Iowa tl.e Potomac on sou.e of the eh mt strti.ners. w i.ich ply oa that br.ad, bca.ttli'al river ; they crowded tho Defartiuent. a. id a.l cf the puhl.c build ings to scffjcu'loa : they hiid reuuions ia te,r cj iiLitc-r. The irvat Lul.d'.r.got the Capitol was U.r.3-d a i day, f a ;Vb-.i-sut.-at t tite h h.-t ja.-'-.-nc .tiie dome, wherd coiis'aul: .' la t..e o.n .culi : seen th faint hores an i the djr :f cmbre. las cf the thj.;-auiis that streamed up aad d '.' u the iiidi:.gsta.rs;'r-j.n early morn ing ti.i dark L'.grit tui'-.t ui en ttjus : -na i,. riv Ci i. i j. Cab inet cticers and cilicials of depart ments ibim I it iinpoeiole t) tran.-;ict any business, they wee o overrun with visitors from their respective States, sec retary Foster, cf the Treasury Depart ment, has been so delaye-I ia attentions t)hi- official Li"-ius by the ch-j.era scare tii -t he has ro-d to atieniiC the iainosshjl- by s'. eking to h 3 iesA during the -t . of l..e Grand Army, but he ai'ght as -.; have abaad-iCesi irs purp."", as he Is itterruute-d every mo ment, aa I can scarcely steal ti.ne to siga Lis crii ia! ma::, 'ie had a cocsta:.! str-aai cf u.. loans to day, aud his us-'al uvit aha-n't f-rsx.'i h.:ii at times. T cap ti .mat. ii-tjsue was ia tim m.d.-tt cf Lis ihial ai.-i rceysary woik of tiie da, la ( Aiiie half S iiiiu.ired htt.e ca ts la gray fi oat iiauiiiton, and ho had to -iiaie h.ia-li w:"li every une of tut l.lt.e if. :, to :i iij.u the vt-.t was th on-- f tr.eir .i ves. Tnis is a t'- r .-p. ,. ia.cn cf the sci-nti eaacted ;u al. ' i tl.e Irpartiiieii's. Vv'herj the hia l.'e Is of v..-.:irs who slept oui-'i.,c.r-.. or wt. ) 1, I n-'t ,-ieep at a.l. either i.i-t i..g:.t-.- t ,e !-: is u. i s aiaco the vi i-iti l-v-i .a. .tr--.e j ..ig to n ght, us a proo.-tsa. tlere-...: -ie tue t., ,:.ts u.i.'j been clear al! d.-v. r a triile c .!, but this one is si )i-.v aa 1 All -.ft side of a euro, or the aial aa t c mi forahle I..-rway of .-.titer nights at ut cf the qu-stwn. The statoua have beea crow led a", hiy With the departing gu-sta and they will!.- cr ie-l f-r several days more be f-r the r:-aof vhiitjr caa be g-;t out of the cry. -ois ot d e.mi r ri-.it srr: .ns. The Knes at 'he staii'-as aa-J the up town ticket o:l: .s-s are Vta gr-jtesq w an-i pdthetic. Many of t-e old ld.ers are there without at aey or ticket an 1 pleading f-r lueana to get home. It is sti-i t.. At i a nearly ev-ry ca-sj of this k.ad the veter .a has Soil hs ticket to gt a-i lit: .rial b xj-i.e with whi -u to : thj sights ,( '.he g iy c.ip.toi, aal th-.' re fore thera ina ls w.il be ,m to re-poiid.. iv t j tiie:,- :eiit d !.i.ia-is of '.u.A s-jft. V. here tl.e c:i.iri.:--r o; t .e Di.u is tney caa al ways g-t a-.-an.-; iroia their i.'SiS, b it .:i t..e : . t'lv- ovli-r c L-es it ,-s p-oOah. -,ta ; .11 .:. ,ii b-t i-.-i't to si..t :"j! the ..-t-. .'J. ; ' . ' ' f ti.e i.f.p? C !) J :t- - at .a : l'.-.i i yi " - I. a stat. ) 1 t e lay was a ; . .1.101 77 years, a. I ti. '..' i".-." M.iu ."i::, a ha 1 ".-jot a.s Uciet." au-l was w osdcrnig la a maa- ner t t i.a.n'y sh- we-i he had it-ea .a t..e -a.-ii h t beiV ho 1 he wa goiaig tj get out ct the c.ty. lie ca u? to t. usual p-hll -s p. ..'.a c ne..1-! a tai aa t.a was the '.'fgv,e.-:i::. -nt, and aj ti.e 1 )Veri:n-iit ia lahe tare of th o. i .-!-i.er, tio.re was l.t:.e dang-r that he Won! i at c .::c .vi r:gt :a the eal. it u.ay safe. he Sa. !, however, that hundreds, if not thcomda ol't.e iuevl table sh..' 'ess u.ea w..l be ieft CjA the town" forjaie t.uie to coa.e. With K'y's Cr-au Balat a child can treated without jala and with perfect a'ety. It cur-s cata.-rh, buy fe-rer an-l ol-ia ia the he-a-I. !t la easily af piled into the nc-strlla and g-ves iiume-iiate re lief. Trice 30 cents. My catarrh was very la 1. For thirty years I hae been trouble-1 with it Lave triel a n tu.' ef--if edles without re lief. A d. ..-g -t al.l.-ed 11 y Cream Tahn. I have u-e I ' nly one battle and I c-aas-ay I feel hke a new maa. I make this voluntary -tate:.:r.t that others may kaoof the Ca.'.n.J. W. Mathewscn, '-iwver , Pa vtitciet, IL I. The old age w are taught to reverence never dyes it beard. A c':.''.! ,fh:"i"(i.vf i? A new '3 tiruj"rt ia L-m-i -u ia which Kngll-a girls of gentle L-lrth are tiaght cockery, ho:iewuri and the care of tiiJ dairy. II St-
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