The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, July 27, 1892, Image 4

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    Diamond Cut Diamond.
Tbe stranger sa lesniog sgsiart ;2
board fcace kxjkicj dreamily into ST,
hen the proprietor of the place canie
wbis'iirii sroonii the comer with m paint
pot in km Lb4. He stopped bis whist
ling ten Le m the strsngtr Lfcsi
Uted s moment, apparently nudecidedjaa
to wLelher he sliould be angry or good
tat a r-vL
- Kxcuse ma. sir," te said, CcsHy.tLst
piot ts frrsh."
Trefl. :'J ei'Uuiced the Srxnpfr, etid
d?c!y wtkicg op and jumping sssy from
it.
" Yes, sir freeu, ' returned the propri
er. luokicg ruefully si the upot which
the stranger's coat Lad made, " and I
jjst pat it on not half an Lour ago my
elf." You JiJn't pot any ain on it that I
can see," said the stranger, aarcaatkaHy,
as he tried to look over Lis shoulder at
the back of his coat
" Sign ! Sign V exclaimed the proprie
tor, growing excited. " Of coarse I did
not. I hadnt finished the job, and any
one but a blamed fool with a cold in Lis
Lead can smell fresh paint, if Le wants
to.-
- Smell it r roared the wranger. "Bo
you expects man in this enlightened age
to g. around sniffing the air ? Do you ex
pect Lim to try to sruell of every fence he
want to Uo again, or door step he
wants to sit down on when be is tired ?
lk you expect him to go abroad in this
world with a suspicion that every one is
as unscrupulous an idiot as you arc.- ? No,
sir, it wov ' It"
" Loos "" broke in the proprietor.
" When a man comes along and spoils
an artistic piece of work like that"
- Artistic nothing V cried the stranger.
" You'll have this coat cleaned, under
stand ! You g-t some benzine and clean
this coat, or"
"You paint over tlt spot again V
broke in the proprietor. " Yu jus fix
op what you've ruined, or I'll fix
you I"
He put down the paint pot, took out
the brash, and began a war dance 'round
the stranger.
" Huid on !" cried the latter, in dismay,
as he backed away. - 1 11 fix the fence if
you'll fix the coat."
- Mi fix the coat " eju-laiiiM-J the pro
prietor, already beginniiig ti gloat over
his lirtory.
" YouCx the fence?"
Give n.e the brushsaid the stranger.
When he had secured it he stopped and
atked:
How are you going to fix my coat 7"
- Paiut the rest of it V replied the pro
prietor, gleefully.
Swiah ! swath 1 The proprietor went
down the street followed by the paint
brush. Then the stranger took tbe paint
pot and sprinkled pain over the fence,
the sidewalk and the lawn. He got
away before the proprietor returned with
a revolver, and he is never seen on that
street now. Hiiaigo Trtinuu.
Learn to Take it Easy.
" It does seem strange to me," said ex
Congreasuian West to a N. Y." Herald
reporter the other day, "why some
business men cling closely to business
all tiirir lifetime. You laugh? Well
business is business, of course, and Ben
Franklin knew what he was talking
about when he said something about
saving a penny every time you eet a
chance. But what I mean to say is that
a business man needn't be everlastingly
drudging away simply because Le is mak
ing lots of money. He should take a
holiday, and at time a jolly long one."
Mr. West rtroked bis big white beard
and looked np at the ceiling as if trying
to count the roses in the frescoed wreaths
about tbe chandelier and then went on :
" liich men in business, no matter
whether they began business when they
were poor as church mice or whether
they had piles of money before they got
out of their teens, are becoming sensible
nowadays. I can count on my fingers'
ends dozens of men who, twenty-five
years ago, never took a week off in sum
mer time even, w ho were as rich as
Cru-sus years and years before that, and
yet w ho went to their offices as early as
they had to do w hen they were clerking
it ; and they kept it np till they toppled
into their graves. Why, I know some
New York business men twenty-five
years ago who had never taken an ocean
bath because they had never seen the
ocean beyond the Battery. I know a
thing or two about Saratoga, and, would
you really believe it, last summer I Lad
as pleasant a day as I ever spent in my
life atj Ballston with a merchant in this
city w bo had gone out of town for a
week for the first time during the sixty
years of his active business life. Yet
that man had always made bis clerks go
away for a week every summer, with a
week's salary raid in advance.
Business men don't feel old now a
day because their hair i&lgray. They dont
save op for the boys by depriving them
selves of needed recreation. They take
their share of jollities of life, too ; and by
jollities I don't mean jags. And though
they dont work as many hours a day as
their fathers did they manage to accom
plish n.ixh more."
His Famous Cook.
Last week two men each looking for a
cook niet on Woodward avenue and bad
a talk on hired help. This week they
met again.
'I'id ytu find a cook?" asked the
first.
" No. Iid youT
Yes. I've got one."
" Any good?"
" Best I ever Lad in the bouse."
" No ! Where did yon find he?"
"Itown in Ohio."
" Have to go after Ler Yourself V
" Yes."
"How did yoa happen to Lear of
Ler.
" A friend of mine told me about Ler
first, and I w rote to Ler on a venture."
How did you ever persuade Ler to
C nie so far from Lome?"
t-iesaea u i mow, iiut she seems
rfrctly well satisfied now."
" IV) you think I could get a mate to
Ler at the same place?"
" Well, no, I think Dot"
- Why?"
There isn't another like her, I should
ay."
- W ho is she r
" l!y wife."
"Oh," said the other man, and wben
Le caiue Lome Le went right out into
Lis kitchen and kissed tbe cook four
tiiues, and Lis wife really" seemed to
think be was doing the proper thing.
Ihtruil free I'm.
Every Testimonial
In behalf of Hood's Sarsaparilla is strict
ly true and will bear the closest investi
gation. No matter w here it may be from,
it is as reliable and worthy your confi
dence as if it came from your most re
spected neighbor. Have yon ever tried
this excellent medicine ?
For a general family cathartic we con
fidently recommend Hood's Pills. They
should be in every Lome medicine cLest
A Story of Andrew Johnson.
Andrew Johnson was a man of iia
petooas temper, given to forcible, not
to say vehement, expression of his opin
ions and feelings. Shortly fore the Balti
more convention which renominated
President Liccoia and placed Mr.
Johnson, then military Governor of
Tenneo, on the ticket w ith him. Col.
G ranville Moody, tbe fighting parson,"
wa in Washington cn Li way to
Philadelphia to attend the Methodist
conferehoe, be being a minister in that
church. He colled at the White House.
Pre iaderit Lincoln questioned Lim about
Johnson. In reply CoL Moody related
an inci dent :
"I was in Nashville," CoL Moody
said, "on tbe day it was reported that
Gen. Batll was going to evacuate the
city. The confederates, Leavily re
inforced, were said to be within two
days' nmrch of the city and every-body
was greatly excited. I went to Gov.
Johnson's off.ce and found two gentle
men with Lim. They retired, leaving
the governor and myself alone. He
tun ed to me and said in the moot
eir ,-hitic manner.
'Moody, we're sold out Buell is a
tititor. He is going to evacuate the
city and in forty-eight hours we will be
in the hands of the rebels.
"Then he began pacing op and down
the room, twisting bis h&nds and chafing
like a caged bear. Sud Jently he stopped
in front of me and said, abruptly :
" ' Moody, can yoa pray ?"
" That's my easiness, sir, as a minister
of the goepel,' I replied.
"Well, Moody, I wish you would
pray.'
" I knelt one side of the room and
Johnson on the other. As the prayer
proceeded Johnson began to resjnd in
good old BK-tbodist style. Finally he
craw led over on Lis Lands and knees to
w hre I w as and put his arms about me,
manifesting dep emotion. When the
prayer was concluded he joined me in a
hearty 'amen.' As Le arose he drew a
long breath and said : 'I feel better.'
Then he began pacing np and down the
room again. Afters minute or two Le
exclaimed :
' Moody, w ill you stand by me T
" ' Certainly I w ill,' I assured Lim.
' I'm not afraid of that Moody, for
yoa are a uun among a hundred
thousand.'
He continued Lis restless walk to and
fro. Suddenly Le stopped short, the
current of Lis thought changed, and
said :
Oh, Moody, I dont want you to think
I'ye become a religions man because I
at-ked yoa to pray. I am not and never
pretended to be religious. No one knows
this better than you, but Moody, there is
one thine about it I do believe in
Almighty God and I believe ia the Bible
and I'll be d d if Nashville feball be
surrendered."
It wasn't
Bidwell's Blood Money.
General Bid well, Prohibitionist candi
date for President, says the Boston
Juurnal, was one of the original Califor
nia, pioneers, and tradition Las it that
they were not exactly teetotalers. Bid
well hsd a big vineyard in Butte County.
He raided grapes there, and they were
w ine grapes. He Lad a winery and a
still house, and for twenty years the
individual who now heudsthe Prohibition
ticket "was, next to the largest wine and
brandy producer in California.
It was in this business that Le
accumulated the millions which will, go
to lubricate the wheels of the Prohibition
machine this summer. For the first
time pro!jb!y in all its history, the third
party now Las a reformed distiller at its
head. For General Bidwell did reform.
He reformed to please his wife, and he
now sells the products of bis 150 acre
vineyard in the open market, instead of
converting them into spirituous fluids
on bis ow n premises, for what becomes
of his grapes in other bands be does not
consider that be is responsible.
It is an inspiring or chilling reflection,
according as you look at it, that a big
fortune gained in the wine and brandy
trade is going to be used to pay the rent
of Prohibition headquarters, and hire
Prohibition orators and Prohibition
torch-bearers - during the campaign.
Some people will like the notion. Other
people won't
Two of a kind.
The Hev. G. B.Snedeker, a well-known
Methodist preacher who lives at Abing
don.HL, says:
"In 1S04 myself and Stevenson, with
others, were drafted. Mr. Stevenson hired
a man to go to the front in Lis place, and
there was also one sent in my place. I
see that Mr. Stevenson says that he was
in the army for thirteen days. Well. I
think I can explain that record. When
the draft was made Stevenson was
appointed by the disloyal people to go
to Spring&eld to see that tbe draw ing
was fairly done ; he made some objections
to the manner in which the drawing
was done, w hen the officer said for him
to get upon the box and be blind folded
and see if he could do any better. Steven
son mounted the box and, so the story
was told, the first two names he pulled
out of the box were my own and Lis.
He was then satisfied, and let the draw
ing go on. At that time he spent w me
ten or fifteen days in Springfield, and
that was the nearest Le ever was to the
war." IitdiatuzjioliM Jimrtmi.
Work.
Say, young man, there is one tiling
you cannot do. Yoa cant make a suc
cess in life unless you work. Better men
than you have tried it and failed. Yon
can't loaf around street corners and
saloons, smoke cigars, tell fool stories,
drink whisky and sponge on some cne
else without making a failure in life.
Yon must learn some trade or get into
some honest business. If yon don't yon
will be come a chronic loafer, despised
by all, produce nothing simply make
yourself a burden on your parents or on
the State. There is no place in the
world to-day for loafers. The ripe fruit
is all at tbe top of the ire. You must
climb iL If you wait for it you will
never get it Smarter men will jump np
and pluck it alL Move ; do something,
no matter how small ; it will be a starter.
Help yourslf and others, will help yon.
There is one royal path to success. Toil,
grit, endurance these are requisites.
Wake op and see w hat yoa can do.
Never.
Allow speech to be in advance of
thought
The Stamp.
Of truth won't -take a letter through
the mails.
She.
How do yoa do? So delighted, I'm
sure. Not married yet ? Why tbe last
time I saw yoa it seems to me J ou were
engaged ?
He Yes, I was.
She I.et'8 see ; to w bom ?
He To you.
Something About Jellies.
Many women Lave afked why their
jeliies do not jell ; what shall thejr do to
make them congeal ; why they have be
come moldy, etc Pectin is the basis of
vegetable jellies ; it gives to tbe Juices of
fruit the property of gelanUcumg, Wben
the fruit is ever ripe or w ben the juice is
cooked too long it seems to lose its gelat
inizing irorrtv. We often see this
when we attempt to make Mly with
overripe fruit , the substance will become
thick and gummy with long cooking, but
wili not congeal The fruit for jellies
should be just ripe or a little nnder ripe,
freshly picked and of good quality. Tbe
small juicy berries, such as currants,
blackberries, rasplierries, etc, can be
cooked in a stone pot, which should be
placed in a kettle of boiling water then
the contents should be surred and mssa
ed well into the fruit until heated through
say for about an hour ; or the fruit con
be heated tlowly in the preserving ket
tle and mashed welL In either case
strain the juice first through a piece of
cheese-cloth and next through a flannel
bag ; place in the preserving kettle and
on the fire. Boil a skim ; add a pound
of sug&r in the oven. Stir until the sugar
dissolves and fill the glasses.
When such fruit as apples, pears,
peaches, quinces, etc, are used wash
them and then cut into small pieces.
barely covering with water, and cook
gently, until the fruit looks soft and
clean ; it will take an boor at least for this
process. Strain tbe juice and let it boil
about twenty minutes longer. Place the
uncovered glasses in a sunny window for
a day or two, then cover with rounds of
paper, over which tie a covering of cotton
batting keep in a cool, dry place.
We have had so much rain and damp
weather the last few years that house
keepers who Lafe new annoyance; it is
dampness which causes it Some one
ais how to keep grape juice from fer
menting. Boil and skim thoroughly,
and w bile it is boiling hot seal it Keep
in a coo!, dark place.
I feel it my duty to say a few words
in regard to Ely's Cream Balm, and I do
so entirely without solicitation. I have
used it more or lees half a year, and have
found it to be moat admirable: I have
sutfered from catarrh of the worst kind
ever since I was a little boy and never
hope! for cure, but t'ream ialm seems
to do even that Many of my acquaint
ances have used it w ith excellent results.
9car Ostnim, 45 Warren Ave, Chica
go, About Watering Horses.
A horse can live twenty-five days with
out solid food, merely drinking water,
seventeen days without either eating or
drinking, and only five days when eat
ing solid food without drinking.
An idea prevails among horsemen that
a horde should never be watered oftener
than three times a day, or in twenty-
four hours. This is not only a mistaken
idea, but a brutal practice. A horse's
stomach is extremely sensitive, and will
suffer under the least interference, caus
ing a feverish condition.
feeding a horse principally on grain
and driving it five hoars without water
is like giving a man bait mackerel for
dinner and not allowing Lim to drink
until suppA time very unsatisfactory
for the man.
If you know anything about the care
of horses and Lave any sympathy for
them, water them as often as they want
to drink once an hour, if possible. By
doing this yoa will only be merciful to
your animals, but you will be a benefact
or to yourself as they will do more work ;
they will be healthier ; they will look
better, and will be less liable to coughs
and will live longer.
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
Tetter, Salt Bheuin, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema, Itch,
Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and
Piles. It is cooling and soothing. Hun
dreds of cases have been cured by it af
ter all other treatment had failed. It is
put up in and 50 cent boxes.
A Trick of Cross Examination.
In an action for payment of a tailor's
bill, a witness swore that a certain dress
coat was badly made, one of the sleeves
being longer than the other.
You will," said Erskine slowly, hav
ing risen to cross examine, "swear that
one of the sleeves was longer than the
other?"
Witness I do swear it
Ervkine (quickly, and with a flash of
indignation) Then, sir, I am to under
stand that yon positively deny that one
of the sleeves was shorter than the
other?
S artled into a self contradiction of tbe
suddennessand impetuosity of this thrust
the witness said, "I do deny it."
Erskine (raising his voice as the tumul
tuous laughter died away) thank you,
sir ; I don't want to trouble you with
another question. .Sun Francaco Argo
naut. A carpe nter by the name of M. S. Pow
ere, foil from the roof of a house in east
Dt-s Moines, Iowa, and sustained a pain
ful and serious sprain of the w rist, which
he cured with one bottle of Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. He says it is worth
f a bottle. It c st biua 50 cents.
Things Worth Knowing.
Evaporated cream is one of the newest
things in prepared food.
Peroxide of hydrogen diluted with am
monia, will bleach the hair.
Naphtha is good for cleaning kid gloves
but keep it away from the fire.
An old proverb says, " After dinner sit
aw hile, after supper walk a mile,"
The dinner-rooms should be on the
side of the house that gets the morning
sun.
Cholera infantum lias lost its terrors
since the introduction of Chamberlain's
Colic, Cholera pnd IHarrboea Remedy.
When that remedy is used and the treat
ment as directed with each bottle is fol
lowed, a cure is certain. Mr. A. W. Wal
ters, a prominent merchant at Walters
burg, Hi, says : " It cured my baby boy
of cholera infantum after several other
remedies had failed. The child was so
low that he seemed almoxt beyond the
aid of human hands or reach of any
medicine." 25 and 50 cent bottles.
The Man.
Who marries a woman for her face
must expect to take her jaw.
Mr. Van Peit, editor of the Craig, Mo.
Jfrffor, went to a drug store at Hillsdale,
Iowa, and asked the physician in attend
ance to give him a dose of something for
cholera morbus and looseness of the
bowels. He says : " I felt so much bet
ter the next morning that I concluded to
call on the physician and get him to fix
rue op a supply of the medicine. I was
surprised when he handed me a bottle
of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Di
arrhoea Remedy. He said be prescribed
it regularly in his practice and found it
the best be could get or prepare. I can
testify to its efficiency in my case at all
events."
He Didn't Need It
He was sitting on the platform at the
railway station in a deep study, while
two men stood near him watching. He
bad sat thoa for ten minutes, when a
hustling individual swooped down upon
Lim.
" Yoa are looking sad this morning, Le
said, glibly.
The sitter lifted Lis face wearily, bit
said nothing.
I've got something here that is jost
the thing yoa want, continued the bust
ler. " It ia a little volume, price only 25
cents, on 'Love, Courtship and Marriage.'
It explains bow maidens may become
happy wives and bachelors happy hus
bands in a brief space of time. Also eon-
tains complete directions for declaring
intentions, accepting vows and retaining
affections both before and after mar
riage." The man on the truck shook bis head
sadly.
it a iso, went on the hustler, in
cludes a treatise on the etiquette of mar
riage, describing the invitations, the
dresses, the eremony, and the proper be
havior of bride and groom. It also tells
plainly how to begin courting, how to get
over bash fulness, the way to write a love
letter, the way to easily win a girl's con
sent, the way to pop the question, the
way to accept or decline an offer, the way
to make yourself agreeable daring an en
gagement, and the way you should act
and the things yoa should do at a wed
ding. This is just the book that has long
been wanted. It speaks in plain, honest
words "
The man on tho truck spoke.
" I'm very sorry," he said, in earnest
tones, that I must decline to purchase
your book. But really I have no use for
it at present, as I am on my way to tbe
penitentiary to serve a ten year sentence
for compound bigamy. If yoa will call
around "
It was the bustler's turn now, and the
way he made himself scarce beggars de
scription. Detroit Frte Frrt.
Bucklen s Arnica Salve.
The bent Salve inthe worlj fit Ci ta,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Han-ls, Chil
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re
quired. It U guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, ox money refunded. Price
25 cents jt box.
der.
For sale by J. N. Soy-
The.
Liar needs a good memory ; but bis
victim is in no danger of forge tfulness.
A Parrot and a Dog.
Jack and Jenny belonged to a friend of
mine, says a writer in the Philadelphia
Timet. The one frisked on four legp, the
other stood sedately on two. Jack Dog
and Jenny Parrot these were their full
names. " Possession is nine points of the
law," and as Jack had possession first,
he was jealous of the advent of Jenny,
and be showed it very plainly. But Jen
ny was a good bird, and there was only
one flaw in her character, and this was
that she would once in a while get de
moralized and go on the warpath, so far
as her voice was concerned. When it be
gan to grow dusk, or when she was left
alone for a short time, she certainly did
utter the most ear-piercing shrieks that
ever found their way out of the mouth of
a well-bred parrot
Jack thought it all over, and evidently
denied that he, as a rexpectable, peace
ful member of the boue aold, had a duty
to perform. Consequently, whenever
Jenny commenced to shout Jack trotted
up to her cage, sat beneath it, and ad
ministered a severe reprimand in the
shape of several savage barks. At first
this surprised Jenny so much that it re
duced her to silence, but she soon began
to resent Jack's oflicionsnesf, and scolded
back at Lim in great indignation, using
the same words as her mistress used.
Yoa naughty boy, stop that '."
But not a bit would Jack stop, so Jen
ny followed his example and thought it
over. Then the next time Jack began to
scold Jenny burst out into such a fit of
laughter that Jack stopped in otter
amazement, and going off into the next
room, lay down for a cozy nap.
He had hardly got settled when sever
al terrible shriek brought him back in
a state of great indignation. This time
Jenny scolded back, until finally Jack de
parted and cr.rled down for a nap once
more. Then she waited till he was sound
asleep, and again he was startled. by a se
ries of unearthly yells, and up he sprang,
bristling and barking. Jenny laughed,
and then relapsed into a stony silence.
Once more the little dog curled himself
up for a nap, and once more those dread .
ful yells roused him to scold indignantly.
But Jenny yelled louder than ever. Jack
barked until he was hoarse, and Jenny
shouted, laughed, called him a naughty
boy, and laughed again.
Then she stopped and Jack started for
the door, but as be reached it a shrill
scream brought him back. Jenny put
her bead to one side, a supercilious smile
played around her beak, and then she
opened it wide and began to bark just as
loud and as fast as Jack himself. Poor
Jack! That was the 'one drop too much.'
An utter silence fell upon him, and he
stared at the cage for several minutes in
deepest amazement and disgust.
Meantime Jeniy keFt on barking, an
exact imitation of Jenny's most sivage
performances, interjecting an occasional
ho ! ho! ho !" as though full of glee, as
no doubt she was.
And presently the joke oegan to dawn
on the little dog. lis tucke-1 hi tai 1
away behind his legs, drooped his head,
and walked dejectedly to the door, and
as he passed through Jenny uttered one
yell of triumphant glee and shouted :
" Good-by, Jack, good-by !" and then
burst out into a fit of laughter as if she
thought it the best joke of the season.
And so it was.
After that not all of Jenny's shrieks
could lure Jack from his cozy rug ; Le
had had enough of such antic?, and
even when Jenny derisively laughed at
him he uttered only a low, a very low
growL
Curlousity Satisffled.
Burly Tramp Wot's th good of a lit
tle dog like that?
Mrs. Rural To keep off tramps.
"He, Le! Wot kin that little critter
do?"
"He can bark; that will wake UDtlie
big dogs nnder the porch."
I--, mam. Good-day. mam." X.
Y. Jliu.
Little May was showing pictures in the
album to a visitor, and on com ins to the
picture of her falher'j first wife, said :
That s my elder mother."
Sinks" I suppose you've eolten over
inclosing kisses in letters to your wife T
tiixms " es, except wben I send a re
mittance. In that as? I rive the check
a good-by kisj."
Mabel described erapbicallr her secra.
tion on striking her elbow on the bed-
carving. "Oh, mamma!" she siehe.d
I've struck my arm iast where it make
stars in my fingerp."
New Spring Goods
AT
S. E. PHILLIPS,
103 Cl.iitoa Street, Ixutbr Jc Cireu- Hluclc, JOIIXtf'tOWN, 3P-A..
ii:ess f;o!s.
Consisting of E!a k and Colored Shallie Silks, Surah Si iks. Velvet aal Velveteens
in ail colors, Black and Colored Henriettas at 25, 15, 50, 75, H 00 and H 25
per yard. Vie have a foil line of all the New Weave?, suvh as Bedford
Oris, Cheveron Earrs and CLqne, etc.
Cotton Dreas Good. . Foile-du-nord Outing Cloth, Canton Cloth, ChinUes
and Satines.
LadltA Spring Jackets. A full line of Domestics. We gnarantie all our
Kid Gloves.
Call and sec ns.
S. E. PHILLIPS.
It is to Your Interest
TO. BUY YOUR
Drugs and Medicines
JOHH H. SHYDEB.
CCCXSSOB TO
BlESECKER k SNYDER.
Kone but the purest and brat kept in stock,
and when Drugs become inert by stand
ing, as certain of them do, w e de
stroy them, rather than im
pose on our customers.
You can depend on having your
PRESCRIPTIONS & FAMILY RECEIPTS
filled with care. Our prices are as low as
any other first-class house and on
many articles much lower.
The people of this county seem to know
this, and have given us a large share of their
palrun&Ke, and we shall still continue U give
them the very btfjt poods for their money.
Do not forget that we make a specialty of
FITTING TRUSSES.
We guarantee satisfaction, and, if you have
had trouble in this direction,
give us a call.
SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES
in great variety; A Pall set of Test Lenses.
Come in and have your eyes examined. No
charge for examination, and we are confident
we can suit you. Come and see us.
Respectfully,
JOHN N. SNYDER.
Hay Fever
Sufferers
Should read our new
1 1 2-page book on the
treatment bnd cure of
Hay-Fever and Asthma.
Sent free on application.
"1 Kive Lent a niAVrar from Hay-Fever r.d
Asitim from Unli-jA yein. I foe tried all
rraiedir. tfei: rarar ti my ncjticc viihvut permanent
relief. I . -.-i-cl to Ar that your uieciiisc.
ccTlair'v cur--i me loray lumV
. L Wtii'.rjr, KiAlicd-ie, Cmo, Miil."
.4
P. Harold Hayes, M. D.,
716 Main 5 1., Buffalo, N. Y.
1 w
-GENERATION AFTER GENERATION
Ort bat csra an blessed rr. . AJ
Drppd em rr, CAitrfmt Jmtt It.
T-rtrj Irarairr BonM ha. a bocUe of it la hi, nOcheL
Every SuffererHr
an Htvlarfc, Wphtbwtv Ooarhva. Utrrft, rinrb:tn.
Af C'CHjief-aV MvrtfU, I'mrr iMmthnm, ..rt l.-m
ia Bod? or Umtm, Miff Joua or Strmuu, will ftt la
thi Jd Aandrr rt-ljef iui tp-! cure. 'am;hl-B
frma. bold errry tkm. Pn St cOl. by mr.il. b.t!ri
Pittsburgh Female College and
O. N a KK V A T J K Y OK m!!U, vfc-btiry. Fa
to teachers t'nsurpawed advantaca. Superior
bocn coniform and mre. 3th year beiriai Sept,
In St-nJ for catalogue to the Pre?.U'UL
luy-JMra. A. H. NORCUOSs. D.D.
W. S. Bell & Co.
U Wind fit. PitUhurj.
UlUM IS
Photographic tupplies,
view eaucaa.
OCTICTIVC CKC.
mud Uie
ranous aooac
la seven at j lev
81x1 for Cbtal.ne, fn-e
ENGINES, mills,
THRESHING MACHINES.
BEST MACHINERY ATL0WES7 PRICES
A. B. FARQUHAR CO., YORK, PA
Eminent Facts.
Tbe question ia often asked and scarcely
ever answered, why whiskey made now ia
not as pare and reliable as it was forty years
ago. It. is never the less s fact that it is
made purer and better to-day than at that
time. With tbe improved methods fusil
oil and other imparities are entirely elimina
ted. A sworn statement aa to the purity,
age and quality of the whiskey sold is fur
nished by one dealer who advertises full
quarts, six year old pure Perm's Rye, at
tl.HO per quart, or sis quarts lor $5 u0. Sil
ver Age $1.50 per quart. Duqoesne $1.25
per quart. Port, Sherry, Sweet California
Wines st 50i A complete catalogue and
price list of all foreign and domestic liquors
mailed on application by
MAX KLF.IX,
82 Federal St., Allegheny, Ps.
MILLERS IT WILL
WALL PAPER PAY.
Get the beat wall paper for the lean money.
Bexti 10 cent (deducted from first order) for our
new Hoc oT aamplea.
Fine fold papers i. S. 10, IV, Inch solid
gold emboaed horde n, a? per yard.
See our 25, So and 75c. parlor ipen.
Iresaed paper front one 11.00 to SOU. '
AGENTS WANTED.
J, Kerwin Miller & Co.
53 Smithfiala Strett, Pf.tlbargh, P.
ARTISTIG JOB PRINTING
A SPECIALTY.
HARRY M. BENSHOFF,
MANUFACTURING STATIONER
A'D
BLANK BOOK MAKER.
HANHAM BLOCK,
JOHNSTOWN. PA.
Johnstown's New Grocery.
Hariug opened a new
GROCERY STOlli:,
SouliieM Corner of Markrt i Locu-t Sferts,
JOHNSTOWN,
I am prepared to famish buyers from
different points with all kiu!s of
fres h groceries at lowest prii-es.
Country produce, such as but
ter, -v,is. etc., taken in ex
change for goods.
JAMES D. RUTLEDGE.
G. C.JORDAN. JOSEPH HINCHMAFI.
JORDAN L HiNCHMAN.
fiiw!ormr find ns ftt th stun? rt .; hI,
ni:ha iarrrr ji:.jiy it uur iu niiu;u-U;;l
gt. iK ti an
T
Ihanert-r. A hlfa:c ileab-m In
CRACKERS, CANDIES, NUTS AS0 fR'JIT,
we I,ve in."!v--l f,tr:lii:i4 for GLiig or-l.ra
Jordan & Iliiio-liman,
2T0aDdS72, Mala tireet, JOHXtTW'N, PA
HOW TO SAVE MONEY.
TRY
CJIAS. PllIBECK'S
Boot and Shoe Store.
MenV lioot.i from Sl.-" up, and all other
Footwear at the Lowert Trices.
All goods Guaranteed to give
Satisfaction, if not as rec
ommended, will take
them 1 '..'.-.
Look for the sign w ith the big
84 Franklin Street,
JOHNSTOWN. - PA.
tr ti. ......... r
Clinton JOHNSTOWN. PA.
GENERAL MERCHANDISE.
' m nwm, of , .,
with tbe best gooua we tan t.uy. and we
are offering nools !ikh iK-fy
COlUJietitloll.
Our Store is Headquarters for the
Choicest Country Produce.
The Mock of Staple and Fancy nnvvrii ha nev
er tx-en rru.re coinpiito, and is being fold
at priceK Exi-eiioni:y Low. taUaud
examiiia our gumis and In; c-as inc
ed that Ours I-a Iiargia s.re.
WE SELL CROWN BAKING POWDER.
A. H. HUSTON,
Undertaker and Embalmer.
Collin, Casket and Kobe
OF ALL GRADES ON HAND.
AGOOD IIEA.IISK
and everyjaingr pertaining U ft;n-ra!js furr.ihed
ou short aol.i-e.
Sooth Turkavfbot Street. S'irertet, Penn'l.
) KXXS YLVA N I A K A I LF. .U '.
E-HEI:T:lF. IN EFFECT I'Ef. 31. 1
EASTERN ST A W CAR 9 TIME.
DISTANCE AND FAKE.
Frv.
Johnown to AHriona.... i-'j l 1
" H meti l"''1! !
" F-tiiUJett hta iT'. .
" P.s'r rr.!e Int. v.; Ts
- " (;rr:i-l.;:r, : 1 41
" I ;:;.! urvli. '- 2 M
" " Faiinrf- 2 " 'J 7 t'."
" " W asiiintnon -V7 7 7'.
OJ.S'MCXsKO M'IIKIt"I..
Train arrive en-1 d-.;art from Ui? ui'oii at
JoLrolown a follows :
WFJTWAP.P.
Oyster Express . :?li.n
W-sieni Kxprw.-. fti! a. m
Joimsiovt n AcixrnniodAtion A a. m
" Expre-s 'j a. m
Faril Etpr - a. m
Wav Pa-vriier p. in
Mfitl ,, p. m
Johnstown Exprefc p. rn
Fa.il l-!ue. V y. 10.
EA?TrVARD.
Atlantic rrr.ri .-. t a. m.
Sea-chore Expee? ."40 a. uu
HanShun? AccoiiinnKiaiiou s .'4 a. ni.
Vy Kxprew 10 i'a. m.
Aitio)a Express . liol p. rr..
Miil Kxpresa 4 it p. m
Johnun AccvmraiRation... 7-"" p. in.
Philadelphia Exprej. . 7:16 p. in.
Fat Lint 10-.:u p. ux.
CONDENSED TIME TABLES.
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
Somerset and Cambria Branch
NORTHWARD.
J',hnmm Jf,n7 -ivtu. Rorkwrl ?. 'i) a. rn .
riornerset 4:1. Moyelowa ::.', lioover.vil!e
iw, jo.nujwn, t.iu.
J.AtuiHirn T.r-mr. R.x kvrofxl 1l.-. a. m.
Sncrn( 1!:.:.S, MnTtowii iiiajrersville
12:.."7, Johll.-loira 1 M p. ju.
JihnMrtn A'm'mn'tnlwK Rfxkww1 .V40 p. ro ,
"urim p. 111. , ?1-T I m n . 1 p.m.,
IIouveisTiile CAI p. ni., Joliiupjm a Z.-'t p. m.
.um'.:i J-e.)ram-fii,oIU)ckwooJ 11:35 a. m.
Somerset, lira.
SOUTHWARD.
Mail Johnstown T; m Hooverrrlile 8 11
SKiytatown n:4,i, Somersti y:ic Kockwootl
Erprw Johnxtowrt 3:"B1 p, tn.. Honversville 4.1fi.
stoytntoaa 4u0, Somerset 5t)l, Koekwood
5. Jit.
5afr O-'y-John-.town J0 a. m., lIor.rem i!e
:1 a. m., StoTftown a a m, Somerset
10:1 a. m , Uoekwoul lii.ji a. m.
Sun I'W Arrmmir!ttinn Somerset iM p. m.
Rorkwood 55 p m..
Daily.
POTJTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
Va. lfF.ltrS fnn-',!"-, are itrl jr
t ' Z '"" !!!em ire: . r-i f ni lines' iva. .,.
m K r- ., rvantrrr of a
l-r t:.l m ,lr lm:i Him
David K. ForTZ. Proprietor.
SALTIilOEX. SED.
' " II Wl.T ' 'if I 111 TO n.-.. I . .-
i - tt T Mr
CURTIS K. GROVE,
SOMERSET, PA.
BCCilES, ELZiGH, CARBJAGE3,
grF.IG WA'iC'SS. ELX l: WA(Ai
AiD EAiTLL2i ASi) WK. TEKS 'OKK
fMro.it bed oa chart Xntico.
Painting Don on Short Time.
7 work la male oct jf T.jt'y sVaw-f 'd,
and ibe bA .mh. .-:owrit.a-iJ
)A a.-rai-u.-J Ui-it ju:.u.jii.
ilzj C2I7 rrrt -Caa 'Zzzlz.-.z.
BewUrlnf of All KIul la Mr Une Done oa
ciiorl Vouce. Fntea jii-loNAiSLi, and
All Work Warranted.
Call and Exanlae rcy Ftork, and Leara PrAces
I do Wagon-work, sad furtiuh SelTea for Wlad
ynia Kemember the p'cs. sad call In.
CTJUTIS K. GROVE,
(East of Court Uooae)
SOM EE5ET. PA
Jacob D. Swank,
lVal-lnuaUer aud Jeweler,
Sext dr e of Lutlm-ss fturtB.
Somerset, Pa.
Uaving opened up a shop in tLi.s
place, I am ho-at prej arc-'l to suj
y tlic public with clocli?. watclics
an J jewelry of all dercription. a?
cheap as the che.tje.-t.
IlKPVIIilN-O SPKCLVI.TY.
All work jruarantced. Look
my stock U'fory making your pmr
chase?.
AMKKICAN IIOTTIIj.
Ovrnfd and Opera('tl by
S. P. SVEIT2ER, CU:u!,,:an.!, M,!.
TiU h"U- I-r4--i.w in n" rri:n-.ir.vnw.
fni..:.-..-l ami reiuri,i-U.-l. ami i f.u-t -
rJ! f ii u
JLixery Ilstaljlisliineiit,
fc , ... ., vh.. .
erateratcs. Tiiei'ir tr.i? ii-ibi wcrli:j
u.e j.:.; t i . )f v.vi. au i im
Imported Cigars.
Prwui! ut:iti:s? ma:rai!.y ca hiv.
tl.tfir tn.iiUr- ai:1 i r-i ii.a i!iHLi:.j I t
Mf.pi:: i tii fa. in.'.-'. w Lyre i-!i-e -a pf.
t iin 1 ::fi .:.U'l t'i.r.rv. Iniu't t--.11 iu
.v c.iorti hav.-.i:i:, oouie linvci u:c
The uc!ctI(jra-l LtVi c-n LanJ a hT;c tuck of
SOMERSET CO'J'iT'f WHISKY, .'U i:.ve,
Wh:i a he t.fvt a! Wbote-'aV !!! in sasll
q:'i4tiu, at tijZiuuiuj Jin vm
Tio Teer o'. 1 at S2 i5 pr galiox
lar ' " - tl -F-jur
- M t. "
A'!1re! a".'. or'..-r lrS'A', l.".i, i Kl Bal
tiicr jt., Cumth.-rLti-.l. iid.
S. P. S'.Vt'TZtK. PT.rf.rittor.
TErant WorkER3
Mi-ror Commii;on to jtoo.I ruen. Ka.-t
sii-g i:ti-orUrtl : siso luU line
GUAItAXTKED Nt'It'tEKY STOCK.
Stock failiii to live ref.'a.'etl n.r..
It D. Lu-toLf-rl .t CV., Ho. hesur. X.
Agency for
Vr cOPVfitiCHTS, etc.
Ktfri pt.iat I '.n I'T i: i r-rf-.r't f.-r
cifutific American
m -r! L .rt:.liv 1 i'-rr-::. 'i ! t
f'-ur I. x n. M. Ai 'n-- t"N. &
GIYE YOUR BOYS A USEf CL PEESE5T.
Press and (hist.
1-73. $2.00, $5.00
$7.50, $10.00,
$22.00 to $jl.oo.
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OiHcLtv WE.LL- jRssocriS.ctrjGJQ,
LaPE5T eCKSUKPTI 3S, Y&i- FTk'ER ,
flSTfttW. ETC- Cirvjlars Frte r
PETER YOGEh. Serset.Fa-
YOU CAN FIND
B flic la PTTTmbi a..H it tl A Lrn-.n? Hureaj ol
S?St REOTKGT02I BROS.
5-:-. - "' TRADE WPJ,
Y
Jliiiil
11 uiiu
f Smelt
SCHMIDT
The Largest and Most Complete
Wine, Liquor and Cigar Hon,
IN THE UNITED STATES.
DISTILLER AND JOBBER OF
Fine Whiskies.
IMPORTER OF
r t
X0-. 93 JXD 97 Fit Til
All orJers jeie-J by
Cinderella Stoves and
Their . y
Cleanli-
r r ' f
ness
Lessens
Labor.
1
at ! TT ul pay you to e:::::;..o t:io
A f..-.re you buy. It has i.li t'.e hvt i:cprov'.-ir..'.!--. a.vl -. : 1
- ' ,:c,i t0 in a ,-,'j0j ,ukr. It Lis t!ie l:r..ct draft dart: ' i y ; V
! can hae a fro ia onod.a!f the tinv r yiirod vi it'i the r-'.
- ; TLh is a Taluablo feature wLea yoa vraat a jui -k !:re : r curl . ' :
IT lia aa extra lanrc Li.'U ovei:, t!ioroi'.!y venillate 1. TL. v.:,
of ijiSowIiitr and ot;t!!owii!r air can be reir'dated at i'.l : C. ,.-.
j
i
a porfcet b:k-r. and no briiir:2
j crut.- wl N t!. j erfeetloa of cr.rCDu-ii.-e ar..i ch at.iv,,, h
! .-cia'!v dura! le. lavu-.x three (-paratc Mdc. or the a'.v;::.t..
1 -. , . ., , , - .
''rati S 111 !t SI.'! IiOt Cll -it V Wand bV the aft iOl Oil:.'-
JXMES 13. HOLDERBAmi, Somerset. P;
: Kri.vtir.-cr A Kurtz. Cer!;:;. Ta., and T. J. Cotr .r- ?t,a.. McjOw '
; . , . . , .
Ki.MKMLii Thin-.-s :ie we:I fir. I ; a ca( exe:::pt . - f
- - I
rtff-i THE POSITIVE CURE. f.V.1
IT VIII I'.VY YOU
TO BI T Tul
Hemorial Work
WS1. F. SHAFFER,
60MEU3KT, PF.XVA.,
aianni :r-.rer of al IVar ia
E-Lern Wjrt Fur uAfca S'uiri .v of, n C'i-ir
MM Ml EMM f III
. am-m white szoyzsr
Perr.a in r.-1 of MOTMFT W(.F.K
J It to i:i.-.r :ni-ri t to rail at mv a.r. r
I i.k y Lo V 1 iavi:e ;.x'Jai a.:e!iuja u-o
.11.-4. B.n.,. n. O ... T'.. '-J -
nuns wrviuc, vr f wi v A.niv muniiinci.l
Ir.:r1'iv1t,T RET. W. A. Rm. . nD-cM -
imj. vrm-rt i-i piit nf M ?tkiAi. Ai
S-TiU '::. sua rvh U i.-.-ii;-,-! t. r
axle. (.IVE feU A CALL.
AVI. F. SIIAFFEI.
Louther's
Main Street, Somerset, Pa.
IhisHcdslBnig Store is Rapidly Beccnizg a 5::
Favcrit: mth Perils h Ssarch cf
FRESH AKO PURE DRUGS,
Jfcdichics, Bye Stuffs, Sponges, Tmsv
Supporters, Toilet Articles,
Perfumes, S:c.
TFg LVXTCB CIVEi fEKioSAL AITECS TO TH2 COFONTIS J OF
Wmi Presenilis I Family Receipt;
CT.EJT CAF.E tEISG TA TE.V TO IVE r,rLT !7.E.H AXD P17.E AP.7:dFi
SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES,
AcJ a Full Line of Optical GootU ahrays on nar.J. Frc:
buch a lanje aisortment all can be suited.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF CIGARS L
Always on hand. It U always a pleasure to display our
to intending purchasors, -whether they buy
irom U3 cr elsewhere.
J. LOUTHER, M. D.
MAIN STREET - - SOMERSET. FA'
Somerset Lumber Yard
ELIAS CUNNINGHAM,
MAir-TACTSXS aSD DliI.SK AND WSOLSKaLS AJt KlTAILIS Of
LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS
Hard and Solt "Wood?
OAK, POPLAR. MbW, TiCKrT3, M0CtJrT';3
A3Q, WAL.VCT, FLOORIXu, gA?H, STAIR RAIL
CHERET. TELLOWFISE. SmStiLE. TtoOZi .LVs1T?A
CUESTXTT. WHITE PISE, LATH, StWEl'1'.
A General Line of ail irradea of Lumber aa,i Bai!diut Maiorial aaJ Ruofis Slate k- pua .
Abo, ess fcrafefc sny.hius in ths Un vf cor bt:inas to ont.-r witi reasocaiie i
promi tuu-t, ,nch a Brat . oil-aijeJ wji k. etc
ELIAS CTJsnSTrN-GTINr, ;
Office and Yard Opposite S. &C. R. R. Station, Somerset
J- J. SPECK.
' The Leasing
wholesale Wine and Liauon House or Western Pennsvlv".- i
THE-mi. IT. HOLLIES CO.j
Distiilcrj of " Nolines Best " and " Holmes' OM Kcoroii y'"
riRE RYE WHISKY. !
All t!ie loading Bye aad Boui-boa Wl.Irkios ia bou.I or tax-taii ;
Iuiporters of Cne Bran-lies, Cms and Wines.
SEND FOR PRICE LIST.
Telephone No. 305, - 120 Water SL and J53F:rt Ave. PITTS EL'PCH '
BUI Lim Qt
TCLEBw-
.
A YE SUE, riTTI:UF.' IT. 7.1.
nu-1 will nT ive protect s:-.rr.:. r.
Their ;
Econcjr
Saves
Yc.
M one,
v.il "SD
IJt rx. t;.MLiiLI.I.A IIAN'E .'
a th'" tcj. It Li-s t'.o Ti'; ! . -: .
OczTirn
titci Ik k" - :
Designs. V, r JX Ocu'.
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1 V .'..I .4- 1 1 '. '
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Drug Stor
WM. M. HOLMES'