Diamond Cut Diamond. Tbe stranger sa lesniog sgsiart ;2 board fcace kxjkicj dreamily into ST, hen the proprietor of the place canie wbis'iirii sroonii the comer with m paint pot in km Lb4. He stopped bis whist ling ten Le m the strsngtr Lfcsi Uted s moment, apparently nudecidedjaa to wLelher he sliould be angry or good tat a r-vL - Kxcuse ma. sir," te said, CcsHy.tLst piot ts frrsh." Trefl. :'J ei'Uuiced the Srxnpfr, etid d?c!y wtkicg op and jumping sssy from it. " Yes, sir freeu, ' returned the propri er. luokicg ruefully si the upot which the stranger's coat Lad made, " and I jjst pat it on not half an Lour ago my elf." You JiJn't pot any ain on it that I can see," said the stranger, aarcaatkaHy, as he tried to look over Lis shoulder at the back of his coat " Sign ! Sign V exclaimed the proprie tor, growing excited. " Of coarse I did not. I hadnt finished the job, and any one but a blamed fool with a cold in Lis Lead can smell fresh paint, if Le wants to.- - Smell it r roared the wranger. "Bo you expects man in this enlightened age to g. around sniffing the air ? Do you ex pect Lim to try to sruell of every fence he want to Uo again, or door step he wants to sit down on when be is tired ? lk you expect him to go abroad in this world with a suspicion that every one is as unscrupulous an idiot as you arc.- ? No, sir, it wov ' It" " Loos "" broke in the proprietor. " When a man comes along and spoils an artistic piece of work like that" - Artistic nothing V cried the stranger. " You'll have this coat cleaned, under stand ! You g-t some benzine and clean this coat, or" "You paint over tlt spot again V broke in the proprietor. " Yu jus fix op what you've ruined, or I'll fix you I" He put down the paint pot, took out the brash, and began a war dance 'round the stranger. " Huid on !" cried the latter, in dismay, as he backed away. - 1 11 fix the fence if you'll fix the coat." - Mi fix the coat " eju-laiiiM-J the pro prietor, already beginniiig ti gloat over his lirtory. " YouCx the fence?" Give n.e the brushsaid the stranger. When he had secured it he stopped and atked: How are you going to fix my coat 7" - Paiut the rest of it V replied the pro prietor, gleefully. Swiah ! swath 1 The proprietor went down the street followed by the paint brush. Then the stranger took tbe paint pot and sprinkled pain over the fence, the sidewalk and the lawn. He got away before the proprietor returned with a revolver, and he is never seen on that street now. Hiiaigo Trtinuu. Learn to Take it Easy. " It does seem strange to me," said ex Congreasuian West to a N. Y." Herald reporter the other day, "why some business men cling closely to business all tiirir lifetime. You laugh? Well business is business, of course, and Ben Franklin knew what he was talking about when he said something about saving a penny every time you eet a chance. But what I mean to say is that a business man needn't be everlastingly drudging away simply because Le is mak ing lots of money. He should take a holiday, and at time a jolly long one." Mr. West rtroked bis big white beard and looked np at the ceiling as if trying to count the roses in the frescoed wreaths about tbe chandelier and then went on : " liich men in business, no matter whether they began business when they were poor as church mice or whether they had piles of money before they got out of their teens, are becoming sensible nowadays. I can count on my fingers' ends dozens of men who, twenty-five years ago, never took a week off in sum mer time even, w ho were as rich as Cru-sus years and years before that, and yet w ho went to their offices as early as they had to do w hen they were clerking it ; and they kept it np till they toppled into their graves. Why, I know some New York business men twenty-five years ago who had never taken an ocean bath because they had never seen the ocean beyond the Battery. I know a thing or two about Saratoga, and, would you really believe it, last summer I Lad as pleasant a day as I ever spent in my life atj Ballston with a merchant in this city w bo had gone out of town for a week for the first time during the sixty years of his active business life. Yet that man had always made bis clerks go away for a week every summer, with a week's salary raid in advance. Business men don't feel old now a day because their hair i&lgray. They dont save op for the boys by depriving them selves of needed recreation. They take their share of jollities of life, too ; and by jollities I don't mean jags. And though they dont work as many hours a day as their fathers did they manage to accom plish n.ixh more." His Famous Cook. Last week two men each looking for a cook niet on Woodward avenue and bad a talk on hired help. This week they met again. 'I'id ytu find a cook?" asked the first. " No. Iid youT Yes. I've got one." " Any good?" " Best I ever Lad in the bouse." " No ! Where did yon find he?" "Itown in Ohio." " Have to go after Ler Yourself V " Yes." "How did yoa happen to Lear of Ler. " A friend of mine told me about Ler first, and I w rote to Ler on a venture." How did you ever persuade Ler to C nie so far from Lome?" t-iesaea u i mow, iiut she seems rfrctly well satisfied now." " IV) you think I could get a mate to Ler at the same place?" " Well, no, I think Dot" - Why?" There isn't another like her, I should ay." - W ho is she r " l!y wife." "Oh," said the other man, and wben Le caiue Lome Le went right out into Lis kitchen and kissed tbe cook four tiiues, and Lis wife really" seemed to think be was doing the proper thing. Ihtruil free I'm. Every Testimonial In behalf of Hood's Sarsaparilla is strict ly true and will bear the closest investi gation. No matter w here it may be from, it is as reliable and worthy your confi dence as if it came from your most re spected neighbor. Have yon ever tried this excellent medicine ? For a general family cathartic we con fidently recommend Hood's Pills. They should be in every Lome medicine cLest A Story of Andrew Johnson. Andrew Johnson was a man of iia petooas temper, given to forcible, not to say vehement, expression of his opin ions and feelings. Shortly fore the Balti more convention which renominated President Liccoia and placed Mr. Johnson, then military Governor of Tenneo, on the ticket w ith him. Col. G ranville Moody, tbe fighting parson," wa in Washington cn Li way to Philadelphia to attend the Methodist conferehoe, be being a minister in that church. He colled at the White House. Pre iaderit Lincoln questioned Lim about Johnson. In reply CoL Moody related an inci dent : "I was in Nashville," CoL Moody said, "on tbe day it was reported that Gen. Batll was going to evacuate the city. The confederates, Leavily re inforced, were said to be within two days' nmrch of the city and every-body was greatly excited. I went to Gov. Johnson's off.ce and found two gentle men with Lim. They retired, leaving the governor and myself alone. He tun ed to me and said in the moot eir ,-hitic manner. 'Moody, we're sold out Buell is a tititor. He is going to evacuate the city and in forty-eight hours we will be in the hands of the rebels. "Then he began pacing op and down the room, twisting bis h&nds and chafing like a caged bear. Sud Jently he stopped in front of me and said, abruptly : " ' Moody, can yoa pray ?" " That's my easiness, sir, as a minister of the goepel,' I replied. "Well, Moody, I wish you would pray.' " I knelt one side of the room and Johnson on the other. As the prayer proceeded Johnson began to resjnd in good old BK-tbodist style. Finally he craw led over on Lis Lands and knees to w hre I w as and put his arms about me, manifesting dep emotion. When the prayer was concluded he joined me in a hearty 'amen.' As Le arose he drew a long breath and said : 'I feel better.' Then he began pacing np and down the room again. Afters minute or two Le exclaimed : ' Moody, w ill you stand by me T " ' Certainly I w ill,' I assured Lim. ' I'm not afraid of that Moody, for yoa are a uun among a hundred thousand.' He continued Lis restless walk to and fro. Suddenly Le stopped short, the current of Lis thought changed, and said : Oh, Moody, I dont want you to think I'ye become a religions man because I at-ked yoa to pray. I am not and never pretended to be religious. No one knows this better than you, but Moody, there is one thine about it I do believe in Almighty God and I believe ia the Bible and I'll be d d if Nashville feball be surrendered." It wasn't Bidwell's Blood Money. General Bid well, Prohibitionist candi date for President, says the Boston Juurnal, was one of the original Califor nia, pioneers, and tradition Las it that they were not exactly teetotalers. Bid well hsd a big vineyard in Butte County. He raided grapes there, and they were w ine grapes. He Lad a winery and a still house, and for twenty years the individual who now heudsthe Prohibition ticket "was, next to the largest wine and brandy producer in California. It was in this business that Le accumulated the millions which will, go to lubricate the wheels of the Prohibition machine this summer. For the first time pro!jb!y in all its history, the third party now Las a reformed distiller at its head. For General Bidwell did reform. He reformed to please his wife, and he now sells the products of bis 150 acre vineyard in the open market, instead of converting them into spirituous fluids on bis ow n premises, for what becomes of his grapes in other bands be does not consider that be is responsible. It is an inspiring or chilling reflection, according as you look at it, that a big fortune gained in the wine and brandy trade is going to be used to pay the rent of Prohibition headquarters, and hire Prohibition orators and Prohibition torch-bearers - during the campaign. Some people will like the notion. Other people won't Two of a kind. The Hev. G. B.Snedeker, a well-known Methodist preacher who lives at Abing don.HL, says: "In 1S04 myself and Stevenson, with others, were drafted. Mr. Stevenson hired a man to go to the front in Lis place, and there was also one sent in my place. I see that Mr. Stevenson says that he was in the army for thirteen days. Well. I think I can explain that record. When the draft was made Stevenson was appointed by the disloyal people to go to Spring&eld to see that tbe draw ing was fairly done ; he made some objections to the manner in which the drawing was done, w hen the officer said for him to get upon the box and be blind folded and see if he could do any better. Steven son mounted the box and, so the story was told, the first two names he pulled out of the box were my own and Lis. He was then satisfied, and let the draw ing go on. At that time he spent w me ten or fifteen days in Springfield, and that was the nearest Le ever was to the war." IitdiatuzjioliM Jimrtmi. Work. Say, young man, there is one tiling you cannot do. Yoa cant make a suc cess in life unless you work. Better men than you have tried it and failed. Yon can't loaf around street corners and saloons, smoke cigars, tell fool stories, drink whisky and sponge on some cne else without making a failure in life. Yon must learn some trade or get into some honest business. If yon don't yon will be come a chronic loafer, despised by all, produce nothing simply make yourself a burden on your parents or on the State. There is no place in the world to-day for loafers. The ripe fruit is all at tbe top of the ire. You must climb iL If you wait for it you will never get it Smarter men will jump np and pluck it alL Move ; do something, no matter how small ; it will be a starter. Help yourslf and others, will help yon. There is one royal path to success. Toil, grit, endurance these are requisites. Wake op and see w hat yoa can do. Never. Allow speech to be in advance of thought The Stamp. Of truth won't -take a letter through the mails. She. How do yoa do? So delighted, I'm sure. Not married yet ? Why tbe last time I saw yoa it seems to me J ou were engaged ? He Yes, I was. She I.et'8 see ; to w bom ? He To you. Something About Jellies. Many women Lave afked why their jeliies do not jell ; what shall thejr do to make them congeal ; why they have be come moldy, etc Pectin is the basis of vegetable jellies ; it gives to tbe Juices of fruit the property of gelanUcumg, Wben the fruit is ever ripe or w ben the juice is cooked too long it seems to lose its gelat inizing irorrtv. We often see this when we attempt to make Mly with overripe fruit , the substance will become thick and gummy with long cooking, but wili not congeal The fruit for jellies should be just ripe or a little nnder ripe, freshly picked and of good quality. Tbe small juicy berries, such as currants, blackberries, rasplierries, etc, can be cooked in a stone pot, which should be placed in a kettle of boiling water then the contents should be surred and mssa ed well into the fruit until heated through say for about an hour ; or the fruit con be heated tlowly in the preserving ket tle and mashed welL In either case strain the juice first through a piece of cheese-cloth and next through a flannel bag ; place in the preserving kettle and on the fire. Boil a skim ; add a pound of sug&r in the oven. Stir until the sugar dissolves and fill the glasses. When such fruit as apples, pears, peaches, quinces, etc, are used wash them and then cut into small pieces. barely covering with water, and cook gently, until the fruit looks soft and clean ; it will take an boor at least for this process. Strain tbe juice and let it boil about twenty minutes longer. Place the uncovered glasses in a sunny window for a day or two, then cover with rounds of paper, over which tie a covering of cotton batting keep in a cool, dry place. We have had so much rain and damp weather the last few years that house keepers who Lafe new annoyance; it is dampness which causes it Some one ais how to keep grape juice from fer menting. Boil and skim thoroughly, and w bile it is boiling hot seal it Keep in a coo!, dark place. I feel it my duty to say a few words in regard to Ely's Cream Balm, and I do so entirely without solicitation. I have used it more or lees half a year, and have found it to be moat admirable: I have sutfered from catarrh of the worst kind ever since I was a little boy and never hope! for cure, but t'ream ialm seems to do even that Many of my acquaint ances have used it w ith excellent results. 9car Ostnim, 45 Warren Ave, Chica go, About Watering Horses. A horse can live twenty-five days with out solid food, merely drinking water, seventeen days without either eating or drinking, and only five days when eat ing solid food without drinking. An idea prevails among horsemen that a horde should never be watered oftener than three times a day, or in twenty- four hours. This is not only a mistaken idea, but a brutal practice. A horse's stomach is extremely sensitive, and will suffer under the least interference, caus ing a feverish condition. feeding a horse principally on grain and driving it five hoars without water is like giving a man bait mackerel for dinner and not allowing Lim to drink until suppA time very unsatisfactory for the man. If you know anything about the care of horses and Lave any sympathy for them, water them as often as they want to drink once an hour, if possible. By doing this yoa will only be merciful to your animals, but you will be a benefact or to yourself as they will do more work ; they will be healthier ; they will look better, and will be less liable to coughs and will live longer. Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes, Tetter, Salt Bheuin, Scald Head, Old Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and Piles. It is cooling and soothing. Hun dreds of cases have been cured by it af ter all other treatment had failed. It is put up in and 50 cent boxes. A Trick of Cross Examination. In an action for payment of a tailor's bill, a witness swore that a certain dress coat was badly made, one of the sleeves being longer than the other. You will," said Erskine slowly, hav ing risen to cross examine, "swear that one of the sleeves was longer than the other?" Witness I do swear it Ervkine (quickly, and with a flash of indignation) Then, sir, I am to under stand that yon positively deny that one of the sleeves was shorter than the other? S artled into a self contradiction of tbe suddennessand impetuosity of this thrust the witness said, "I do deny it." Erskine (raising his voice as the tumul tuous laughter died away) thank you, sir ; I don't want to trouble you with another question. .Sun Francaco Argo naut. A carpe nter by the name of M. S. Pow ere, foil from the roof of a house in east Dt-s Moines, Iowa, and sustained a pain ful and serious sprain of the w rist, which he cured with one bottle of Chamber lain's Pain Balm. He says it is worth f a bottle. It c st biua 50 cents. Things Worth Knowing. Evaporated cream is one of the newest things in prepared food. Peroxide of hydrogen diluted with am monia, will bleach the hair. Naphtha is good for cleaning kid gloves but keep it away from the fire. An old proverb says, " After dinner sit aw hile, after supper walk a mile," The dinner-rooms should be on the side of the house that gets the morning sun. Cholera infantum lias lost its terrors since the introduction of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera pnd IHarrboea Remedy. When that remedy is used and the treat ment as directed with each bottle is fol lowed, a cure is certain. Mr. A. W. Wal ters, a prominent merchant at Walters burg, Hi, says : " It cured my baby boy of cholera infantum after several other remedies had failed. The child was so low that he seemed almoxt beyond the aid of human hands or reach of any medicine." 25 and 50 cent bottles. The Man. Who marries a woman for her face must expect to take her jaw. Mr. Van Peit, editor of the Craig, Mo. Jfrffor, went to a drug store at Hillsdale, Iowa, and asked the physician in attend ance to give him a dose of something for cholera morbus and looseness of the bowels. He says : " I felt so much bet ter the next morning that I concluded to call on the physician and get him to fix rue op a supply of the medicine. I was surprised when he handed me a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Di arrhoea Remedy. He said be prescribed it regularly in his practice and found it the best be could get or prepare. I can testify to its efficiency in my case at all events." He Didn't Need It He was sitting on the platform at the railway station in a deep study, while two men stood near him watching. He bad sat thoa for ten minutes, when a hustling individual swooped down upon Lim. " Yoa are looking sad this morning, Le said, glibly. The sitter lifted Lis face wearily, bit said nothing. I've got something here that is jost the thing yoa want, continued the bust ler. " It ia a little volume, price only 25 cents, on 'Love, Courtship and Marriage.' It explains bow maidens may become happy wives and bachelors happy hus bands in a brief space of time. Also eon- tains complete directions for declaring intentions, accepting vows and retaining affections both before and after mar riage." The man on the truck shook bis head sadly. it a iso, went on the hustler, in cludes a treatise on the etiquette of mar riage, describing the invitations, the dresses, the eremony, and the proper be havior of bride and groom. It also tells plainly how to begin courting, how to get over bash fulness, the way to write a love letter, the way to easily win a girl's con sent, the way to pop the question, the way to accept or decline an offer, the way to make yourself agreeable daring an en gagement, and the way you should act and the things yoa should do at a wed ding. This is just the book that has long been wanted. It speaks in plain, honest words " The man on tho truck spoke. " I'm very sorry," he said, in earnest tones, that I must decline to purchase your book. But really I have no use for it at present, as I am on my way to tbe penitentiary to serve a ten year sentence for compound bigamy. If yoa will call around " It was the bustler's turn now, and the way he made himself scarce beggars de scription. Detroit Frte Frrt. Bucklen s Arnica Salve. The bent Salve inthe worlj fit Ci ta, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Han-ls, Chil blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re quired. It U guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, ox money refunded. Price 25 cents jt box. der. For sale by J. N. Soy- The. Liar needs a good memory ; but bis victim is in no danger of forge tfulness. A Parrot and a Dog. Jack and Jenny belonged to a friend of mine, says a writer in the Philadelphia Timet. The one frisked on four legp, the other stood sedately on two. Jack Dog and Jenny Parrot these were their full names. " Possession is nine points of the law," and as Jack had possession first, he was jealous of the advent of Jenny, and be showed it very plainly. But Jen ny was a good bird, and there was only one flaw in her character, and this was that she would once in a while get de moralized and go on the warpath, so far as her voice was concerned. When it be gan to grow dusk, or when she was left alone for a short time, she certainly did utter the most ear-piercing shrieks that ever found their way out of the mouth of a well-bred parrot Jack thought it all over, and evidently denied that he, as a rexpectable, peace ful member of the boue aold, had a duty to perform. Consequently, whenever Jenny commenced to shout Jack trotted up to her cage, sat beneath it, and ad ministered a severe reprimand in the shape of several savage barks. At first this surprised Jenny so much that it re duced her to silence, but she soon began to resent Jack's oflicionsnesf, and scolded back at Lim in great indignation, using the same words as her mistress used. Yoa naughty boy, stop that '." But not a bit would Jack stop, so Jen ny followed his example and thought it over. Then the next time Jack began to scold Jenny burst out into such a fit of laughter that Jack stopped in otter amazement, and going off into the next room, lay down for a cozy nap. He had hardly got settled when sever al terrible shriek brought him back in a state of great indignation. This time Jenny scolded back, until finally Jack de parted and cr.rled down for a nap once more. Then she waited till he was sound asleep, and again he was startled. by a se ries of unearthly yells, and up he sprang, bristling and barking. Jenny laughed, and then relapsed into a stony silence. Once more the little dog curled himself up for a nap, and once more those dread . ful yells roused him to scold indignantly. But Jenny yelled louder than ever. Jack barked until he was hoarse, and Jenny shouted, laughed, called him a naughty boy, and laughed again. Then she stopped and Jack started for the door, but as be reached it a shrill scream brought him back. Jenny put her bead to one side, a supercilious smile played around her beak, and then she opened it wide and began to bark just as loud and as fast as Jack himself. Poor Jack! That was the 'one drop too much.' An utter silence fell upon him, and he stared at the cage for several minutes in deepest amazement and disgust. Meantime Jeniy keFt on barking, an exact imitation of Jenny's most sivage performances, interjecting an occasional ho ! ho! ho !" as though full of glee, as no doubt she was. And presently the joke oegan to dawn on the little dog. lis tucke-1 hi tai 1 away behind his legs, drooped his head, and walked dejectedly to the door, and as he passed through Jenny uttered one yell of triumphant glee and shouted : " Good-by, Jack, good-by !" and then burst out into a fit of laughter as if she thought it the best joke of the season. And so it was. After that not all of Jenny's shrieks could lure Jack from his cozy rug ; Le had had enough of such antic?, and even when Jenny derisively laughed at him he uttered only a low, a very low growL Curlousity Satisffled. Burly Tramp Wot's th good of a lit tle dog like that? Mrs. Rural To keep off tramps. "He, Le! Wot kin that little critter do?" "He can bark; that will wake UDtlie big dogs nnder the porch." I--, mam. Good-day. mam." X. Y. Jliu. Little May was showing pictures in the album to a visitor, and on com ins to the picture of her falher'j first wife, said : That s my elder mother." Sinks" I suppose you've eolten over inclosing kisses in letters to your wife T tiixms " es, except wben I send a re mittance. In that as? I rive the check a good-by kisj." Mabel described erapbicallr her secra. tion on striking her elbow on the bed- carving. "Oh, mamma!" she siehe.d I've struck my arm iast where it make stars in my fingerp." New Spring Goods AT S. E. PHILLIPS, 103 Cl.iitoa Street, Ixutbr Jc Cireu- Hluclc, JOIIXtf'tOWN, 3P-A.. ii:ess f;o!s. Consisting of E!a k and Colored Shallie Silks, Surah Si iks. Velvet aal Velveteens in ail colors, Black and Colored Henriettas at 25, 15, 50, 75, H 00 and H 25 per yard. Vie have a foil line of all the New Weave?, suvh as Bedford Oris, Cheveron Earrs and CLqne, etc. Cotton Dreas Good. . Foile-du-nord Outing Cloth, Canton Cloth, ChinUes and Satines. LadltA Spring Jackets. A full line of Domestics. We gnarantie all our Kid Gloves. Call and sec ns. S. E. PHILLIPS. It is to Your Interest TO. BUY YOUR Drugs and Medicines JOHH H. SHYDEB. CCCXSSOB TO BlESECKER k SNYDER. Kone but the purest and brat kept in stock, and when Drugs become inert by stand ing, as certain of them do, w e de stroy them, rather than im pose on our customers. You can depend on having your PRESCRIPTIONS & FAMILY RECEIPTS filled with care. Our prices are as low as any other first-class house and on many articles much lower. The people of this county seem to know this, and have given us a large share of their palrun&Ke, and we shall still continue U give them the very btfjt poods for their money. Do not forget that we make a specialty of FITTING TRUSSES. We guarantee satisfaction, and, if you have had trouble in this direction, give us a call. SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES in great variety; A Pall set of Test Lenses. Come in and have your eyes examined. No charge for examination, and we are confident we can suit you. Come and see us. Respectfully, JOHN N. SNYDER. 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Superior bocn coniform and mre. 3th year beiriai Sept, In St-nJ for catalogue to the Pre?.U'UL luy-JMra. A. H. NORCUOSs. D.D. W. S. Bell & Co. U Wind fit. PitUhurj. UlUM IS Photographic tupplies, view eaucaa. OCTICTIVC CKC. mud Uie ranous aooac la seven at j lev 81x1 for Cbtal.ne, fn-e ENGINES, mills, THRESHING MACHINES. BEST MACHINERY ATL0WES7 PRICES A. B. FARQUHAR CO., YORK, PA Eminent Facts. Tbe question ia often asked and scarcely ever answered, why whiskey made now ia not as pare and reliable as it was forty years ago. It. is never the less s fact that it is made purer and better to-day than at that time. With tbe improved methods fusil oil and other imparities are entirely elimina ted. A sworn statement aa to the purity, age and quality of the whiskey sold is fur nished by one dealer who advertises full quarts, six year old pure Perm's Rye, at tl.HO per quart, or sis quarts lor $5 u0. Sil ver Age $1.50 per quart. Duqoesne $1.25 per quart. Port, Sherry, Sweet California Wines st 50i A complete catalogue and price list of all foreign and domestic liquors mailed on application by MAX KLF.IX, 82 Federal St., Allegheny, Ps. MILLERS IT WILL WALL PAPER PAY. Get the beat wall paper for the lean money. Bexti 10 cent (deducted from first order) for our new Hoc oT aamplea. Fine fold papers i. S. 10, IV, Inch solid gold emboaed horde n, a? per yard. See our 25, So and 75c. parlor ipen. Iresaed paper front one 11.00 to SOU. ' AGENTS WANTED. J, Kerwin Miller & Co. 53 Smithfiala Strett, Pf.tlbargh, P. ARTISTIG JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. HARRY M. BENSHOFF, MANUFACTURING STATIONER A'D BLANK BOOK MAKER. HANHAM BLOCK, JOHNSTOWN. PA. Johnstown's New Grocery. Hariug opened a new GROCERY STOlli:, SouliieM Corner of Markrt i Locu-t Sferts, JOHNSTOWN, I am prepared to famish buyers from different points with all kiu!s of fres h groceries at lowest prii-es. Country produce, such as but ter, -v,is. etc., taken in ex change for goods. JAMES D. RUTLEDGE. G. C.JORDAN. JOSEPH HINCHMAFI. JORDAN L HiNCHMAN. fiiw!ormr find ns ftt th stun? rt .; hI, ni:ha iarrrr ji:.jiy it uur iu niiu;u-U;;l gt. iK ti an T Ihanert-r. A hlfa:c ileab-m In CRACKERS, CANDIES, NUTS AS0 fR'JIT, we I,ve in."!v--l f,tr:lii:i4 for GLiig or-l.ra Jordan & Iliiio-liman, 2T0aDdS72, Mala tireet, JOHXtTW'N, PA HOW TO SAVE MONEY. TRY CJIAS. PllIBECK'S Boot and Shoe Store. MenV lioot.i from Sl.-" up, and all other Footwear at the Lowert Trices. All goods Guaranteed to give Satisfaction, if not as rec ommended, will take them 1 '..'.-. Look for the sign w ith the big 84 Franklin Street, JOHNSTOWN. - PA. tr ti. ......... r Clinton JOHNSTOWN. PA. GENERAL MERCHANDISE. ' m nwm, of , ., with tbe best gooua we tan t.uy. and we are offering nools !ikh iK-fy COlUJietitloll. Our Store is Headquarters for the Choicest Country Produce. The Mock of Staple and Fancy nnvvrii ha nev er tx-en rru.re coinpiito, and is being fold at priceK Exi-eiioni:y Low. taUaud examiiia our gumis and In; c-as inc ed that Ours I-a Iiargia s.re. WE SELL CROWN BAKING POWDER. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embalmer. Collin, Casket and Kobe OF ALL GRADES ON HAND. AGOOD IIEA.IISK and everyjaingr pertaining U ft;n-ra!js furr.ihed ou short aol.i-e. Sooth Turkavfbot Street. S'irertet, Penn'l. ) KXXS YLVA N I A K A I LF. .U '. E-HEI:T:lF. IN EFFECT I'Ef. 31. 1 EASTERN ST A W CAR 9 TIME. DISTANCE AND FAKE. Frv. Johnown to AHriona.... i-'j l 1 " H meti l"''1! ! " F-tiiUJett hta iT'. . " P.s'r rr.!e Int. v.; Ts - " (;rr:i-l.;:r, : 1 41 " I ;:;.! urvli. '- 2 M " " Faiinrf- 2 " 'J 7 t'." " " W asiiintnon -V7 7 7'. OJ.S'MCXsKO M'IIKIt"I.. Train arrive en-1 d-.;art from Ui? ui'oii at JoLrolown a follows : WFJTWAP.P. Oyster Express . :?li.n W-sieni Kxprw.-. fti! a. m Joimsiovt n AcixrnniodAtion A a. m " Expre-s 'j a. m Faril Etpr - a. m Wav Pa-vriier p. in Mfitl ,, p. m Johnstown Exprefc p. rn Fa.il l-!ue. V y. 10. EA?TrVARD. Atlantic rrr.ri .-. t a. m. Sea-chore Expee? ."40 a. uu HanShun? AccoiiinnKiaiiou s .'4 a. ni. Vy Kxprew 10 i'a. m. Aitio)a Express . liol p. rr.. Miil Kxpresa 4 it p. m Johnun AccvmraiRation... 7-"" p. in. Philadelphia Exprej. . 7:16 p. in. Fat Lint 10-.:u p. ux. CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. Somerset and Cambria Branch NORTHWARD. J',hnmm Jf,n7 -ivtu. Rorkwrl ?. 'i) a. rn . riornerset 4:1. Moyelowa ::.', lioover.vil!e iw, jo.nujwn, t.iu. J.AtuiHirn T.r-mr. R.x kvrofxl 1l.-. a. m. Sncrn( 1!:.:.S, MnTtowii iiiajrersville 12:.."7, Johll.-loira 1 M p. ju. JihnMrtn A'm'mn'tnlwK Rfxkww1 .V40 p. ro , "urim p. 111. , ?1-T I m n . 1 p.m., IIouveisTiile CAI p. ni., Joliiupjm a Z.-'t p. m. .um'.:i J-e.)ram-fii,oIU)ckwooJ 11:35 a. m. Somerset, lira. SOUTHWARD. Mail Johnstown T; m Hooverrrlile 8 11 SKiytatown n:4,i, Somersti y:ic Kockwootl Erprw Johnxtowrt 3:"B1 p, tn.. Honversville 4.1fi. stoytntoaa 4u0, Somerset 5t)l, Koekwood 5. Jit. 5afr O-'y-John-.town J0 a. m., lIor.rem i!e :1 a. m., StoTftown a a m, Somerset 10:1 a. m , Uoekwoul lii.ji a. m. Sun I'W Arrmmir!ttinn Somerset iM p. m. Rorkwood 55 p m.. Daily. POTJTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS Va. lfF.ltrS fnn-',!"-, are itrl jr t ' Z '"" !!!em ire: . r-i f ni lines' iva. .,. m K r- ., rvantrrr of a l-r t:.l m ,lr lm:i Him David K. ForTZ. Proprietor. SALTIilOEX. SED. ' " II Wl.T ' 'if I 111 TO n.-.. I . .- i - tt T Mr CURTIS K. GROVE, SOMERSET, PA. BCCilES, ELZiGH, CARBJAGE3, grF.IG WA'iC'SS. ELX l: WA(Ai AiD EAiTLL2i ASi) WK. TEKS 'OKK fMro.it bed oa chart Xntico. Painting Don on Short Time. 7 work la male oct jf T.jt'y sVaw-f 'd, and ibe bA .mh. .-:owrit.a-iJ )A a.-rai-u.-J Ui-it ju:.u.jii. ilzj C2I7 rrrt -Caa 'Zzzlz.-.z. BewUrlnf of All KIul la Mr Une Done oa ciiorl Vouce. Fntea jii-loNAiSLi, and All Work Warranted. Call and Exanlae rcy Ftork, and Leara PrAces I do Wagon-work, sad furtiuh SelTea for Wlad ynia Kemember the p'cs. sad call In. CTJUTIS K. GROVE, (East of Court Uooae) SOM EE5ET. PA Jacob D. Swank, lVal-lnuaUer aud Jeweler, Sext dr e of Lutlm-ss fturtB. Somerset, Pa. Uaving opened up a shop in tLi.s place, I am ho-at prej arc-'l to suj y tlic public with clocli?. watclics an J jewelry of all dercription. a? cheap as the che.tje.-t. IlKPVIIilN-O SPKCLVI.TY. All work jruarantced. Look my stock U'fory making your pmr chase?. AMKKICAN IIOTTIIj. Ovrnfd and Opera('tl by S. P. SVEIT2ER, CU:u!,,:an.!, M,!. TiU h"U- I-r4--i.w in n" rri:n-.ir.vnw. fni..:.-..-l ami reiuri,i-U.-l. ami i f.u-t - rJ! f ii u JLixery Ilstaljlisliineiit, fc , ... ., vh.. . erateratcs. Tiiei'ir tr.i? ii-ibi wcrli:j u.e j.:.; t i . )f v.vi. au i im Imported Cigars. Prwui! ut:iti:s? ma:rai!.y ca hiv. tl.tfir tn.iiUr- ai:1 i r-i ii.a i!iHLi:.j I t Mf.pi:: i tii fa. in.'.-'. w Lyre i-!i-e -a pf. t iin 1 ::fi .:.U'l t'i.r.rv. Iniu't t--.11 iu .v c.iorti hav.-.i:i:, oouie linvci u:c The uc!ctI(jra-l LtVi c-n LanJ a hT;c tuck of SOMERSET CO'J'iT'f WHISKY, .'U i:.ve, Wh:i a he t.fvt a! Wbote-'aV !!! in sasll q:'i4tiu, at tijZiuuiuj Jin vm Tio Teer o'. 1 at S2 i5 pr galiox lar ' " - tl -F-jur - M t. " A'!1re! a".'. or'..-r lrS'A', l.".i, i Kl Bal tiicr jt., Cumth.-rLti-.l. iid. S. P. S'.Vt'TZtK. PT.rf.rittor. TErant WorkER3 Mi-ror Commii;on to jtoo.I ruen. Ka.-t sii-g i:ti-orUrtl : siso luU line GUAItAXTKED Nt'It'tEKY STOCK. Stock failiii to live ref.'a.'etl n.r.. It D. Lu-toLf-rl .t CV., Ho. hesur. X. Agency for Vr cOPVfitiCHTS, etc. Ktfri pt.iat I '.n I'T i: i r-rf-.r't f.-r cifutific American m -r! L .rt:.liv 1 i'-rr-::. 'i ! t f'-ur I. x n. M. Ai 'n-- t"N. & GIYE YOUR BOYS A USEf CL PEESE5T. Press and (hist. 1-73. $2.00, $5.00 $7.50, $10.00, $22.00 to $jl.oo. J 1 . V .1 -t s,i 1- . in ics --i anj - t - 1 n,i Li i ' 4 vo-ft 1 b : h ? t . r a a 1 m.r '., - . v..!...-. - rji.'.-rl ! tr ll i( r q u ) r ,.- h I !- '.-it m- u.t 1 : r-- i ...... ..i i r, 1 .r. a.-a. :i .!,.!. rirr. lei. Jf iVff . At rr 'j'J Ltiaw Si. if JW rmt ti- - r 1 J fj;S"f. sr. u j?r U -ae. A ' OiHcLtv WE.LL- jRssocriS.ctrjGJQ, LaPE5T eCKSUKPTI 3S, Y&i- FTk'ER , flSTfttW. ETC- Cirvjlars Frte r PETER YOGEh. Serset.Fa- YOU CAN FIND B flic la PTTTmbi a..H it tl A Lrn-.n? Hureaj ol S?St REOTKGT02I BROS. 5-:-. - "' TRADE WPJ, Y Jliiiil 11 uiiu f Smelt SCHMIDT The Largest and Most Complete Wine, Liquor and Cigar Hon, IN THE UNITED STATES. DISTILLER AND JOBBER OF Fine Whiskies. IMPORTER OF r t X0-. 93 JXD 97 Fit Til All orJers jeie-J by Cinderella Stoves and Their . y Cleanli- r r ' f ness Lessens Labor. 1 at ! TT ul pay you to e:::::;..o t:io A f..-.re you buy. It has i.li t'.e hvt i:cprov'.-ir..'.!--. a.vl -. : 1 - ' ,:c,i t0 in a ,-,'j0j ,ukr. It Lis t!ie l:r..ct draft dart: ' i y ; V ! can hae a fro ia onod.a!f the tinv r yiirod vi it'i the r-'. - ; TLh is a Taluablo feature wLea yoa vraat a jui -k !:re : r curl . ' : IT lia aa extra lanrc Li.'U ovei:, t!ioroi'.!y venillate 1. TL. v.:, of ijiSowIiitr and ot;t!!owii!r air can be reir'dated at i'.l : C. ,.-. j i a porfcet b:k-r. and no briiir:2 j crut.- wl N t!. j erfeetloa of cr.rCDu-ii.-e ar..i ch at.iv,,, h ! .-cia'!v dura! le. lavu-.x three (-paratc Mdc. or the a'.v;::.t.. 1 -. , . ., , , - . ''rati S 111 !t SI.'! IiOt Cll -it V Wand bV the aft iOl Oil:.'- JXMES 13. HOLDERBAmi, Somerset. P; : Kri.vtir.-cr A Kurtz. Cer!;:;. Ta., and T. J. Cotr .r- ?t,a.. McjOw ' ; . , . . , . Ki.MKMLii Thin-.-s :ie we:I fir. I ; a ca( exe:::pt . - f - - I rtff-i THE POSITIVE CURE. f.V.1 IT VIII I'.VY YOU TO BI T Tul Hemorial Work WS1. F. SHAFFER, 60MEU3KT, PF.XVA., aianni :r-.rer of al IVar ia E-Lern Wjrt Fur uAfca S'uiri .v of, n C'i-ir MM Ml EMM f III . am-m white szoyzsr Perr.a in r.-1 of MOTMFT W(.F.K J It to i:i.-.r :ni-ri t to rail at mv a.r. r I i.k y Lo V 1 iavi:e ;.x'Jai a.:e!iuja u-o .11.-4. B.n.,. n. O ... T'.. '-J - nuns wrviuc, vr f wi v A.niv muniiinci.l Ir.:r1'iv1t,T RET. W. A. Rm. . nD-cM - imj. vrm-rt i-i piit nf M ?tkiAi. Ai S-TiU '::. sua rvh U i.-.-ii;-,-! t. r axle. (.IVE feU A CALL. AVI. F. SIIAFFEI. Louther's Main Street, Somerset, Pa. IhisHcdslBnig Store is Rapidly Beccnizg a 5:: Favcrit: mth Perils h Ssarch cf FRESH AKO PURE DRUGS, Jfcdichics, Bye Stuffs, Sponges, Tmsv Supporters, Toilet Articles, Perfumes, S:c. TFg LVXTCB CIVEi fEKioSAL AITECS TO TH2 COFONTIS J OF Wmi Presenilis I Family Receipt; CT.EJT CAF.E tEISG TA TE.V TO IVE r,rLT !7.E.H AXD P17.E AP.7:dFi SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES, AcJ a Full Line of Optical GootU ahrays on nar.J. Frc: buch a lanje aisortment all can be suited. THE FINEST BRANDS OF CIGARS L Always on hand. It U always a pleasure to display our to intending purchasors, -whether they buy irom U3 cr elsewhere. J. LOUTHER, M. D. MAIN STREET - - SOMERSET. FA' Somerset Lumber Yard ELIAS CUNNINGHAM, MAir-TACTSXS aSD DliI.SK AND WSOLSKaLS AJt KlTAILIS Of LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS Hard and Solt "Wood? OAK, POPLAR. MbW, TiCKrT3, M0CtJrT';3 A3Q, WAL.VCT, FLOORIXu, gA?H, STAIR RAIL CHERET. TELLOWFISE. SmStiLE. TtoOZi .LVs1T?A CUESTXTT. WHITE PISE, LATH, StWEl'1'. A General Line of ail irradea of Lumber aa,i Bai!diut Maiorial aaJ Ruofis Slate k- pua . Abo, ess fcrafefc sny.hius in ths Un vf cor bt:inas to ont.-r witi reasocaiie i promi tuu-t, ,nch a Brat . oil-aijeJ wji k. etc ELIAS CTJsnSTrN-GTINr, ; Office and Yard Opposite S. &C. R. R. Station, Somerset J- J. SPECK. ' The Leasing wholesale Wine and Liauon House or Western Pennsvlv".- i THE-mi. IT. HOLLIES CO.j Distiilcrj of " Nolines Best " and " Holmes' OM Kcoroii y'" riRE RYE WHISKY. ! All t!ie loading Bye aad Boui-boa Wl.Irkios ia bou.I or tax-taii ; Iuiporters of Cne Bran-lies, Cms and Wines. SEND FOR PRICE LIST. Telephone No. 305, - 120 Water SL and J53F:rt Ave. PITTS EL'PCH ' BUI Lim Qt TCLEBw- . A YE SUE, riTTI:UF.' IT. 7.1. nu-1 will nT ive protect s:-.rr.:. r. Their ; Econcjr Saves Yc. M one, v.il "SD IJt rx. t;.MLiiLI.I.A IIAN'E .' a th'" tcj. It Li-s t'.o Ti'; ! . -: . OczTirn titci Ik k" - : Designs. V, r JX Ocu'. ' i . r V "If .Jl v. - - S T- 1 V .'..I .4- 1 1 '. ' i. -7 l V f ' 'J V 1 H ' ' 1 :. .-. . J. - 1 i Drug Stor WM. M. HOLMES'