The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, June 29, 1892, Image 4

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    Mr. Harrison Notified.
VVab:'.tus, June 20. The comniit
appDicteJ bv tbe nepnblican Nation
al Convention to notify Present Hani
Kin of Lis rerjormrmtion, performed that
duty to day, Governor M Kinley i-eing
the spokesman.
The committee reached the White Ilooe
at 10 o'clock, aud entering tbe East
Room drew up in a eemi-circle. A few
wintiten later the President entered on
the arm of Secretary Fostei, the other
members of the Cubinet following. Gov
ernor McKinley ai" W fu?r niak'
ing the formal notification :
t.OVEEVOK W'VILEV'S FPF.Ein.
"The UiiScu'.t and embaimsBinj ques
tions w hich confronted your administra
tion have ln met with an ability, with
a fidelity to duty, and with a lofty itri
otiMii which Cil American bearts with
plowing pride. Your domestic polity
has been wise, broad and statesmanlike ;
your foreign policy firm, jost and truly
American. These have won the com
mendation of Uioaghtfu! and conserva
tive people, and the confidence of your
countrymen, irrespective of party, and
will, we believe, insure jour triumphant
election in November.
" We g to Land to you the platform
of principle unanimously adopted by
the convention which placed you in
nomination. It is an American docu
ment Protection, w hich hhall serve the
highest interests of American labor and
American development; reciprocity,
w hich, while N-eking the world's mar
keta for our surplus product., bhall not
destroy American wa?es, or surrender
American markets for products which
can 1 made at home; honest money,
which feha'.l rightly measure the labor
and exchaiifr-a of the iople and cheat
noUiJy ; honest elections, w hich are the
true foundation of all public authority
tLese principles constitute for the most
I tart the platform, principles by which
you Lave already, by word and deed, giv
en your earnest approval, and of w hich
you stand to-ay the exponent and rep
resentative. Other matters treated of in
the platform will have your careful con
sideration." TI1IE ri:ES:iCNT Ail E ITS.
The President responded as follows:
'M i.iVKKNill: Ml KlNI.F.Y AM) liENTLEMES
.e the Committee: When, four years
ng't, on the anniversary of the declara
tion oi our national independence, a com-luitt-e
de.-ignated by the lpubiican Na
tional Convention, held In Chicago, came
to my home in Indianaiolis to notify me
of uiy nomination tor the Presidency,
my fiense of gratitude, jrreat as it was, w as
forced into the far background by an over
whelming sene of the responsibility of
leadership in a civil contest that involv
ed so much to my country and to my
fellow-citizens.
I could not Lope that mncb would be
found, w hin the record of a quiet life
had been brought under the strong light
of public ciiticism, to enthuse my party
followers, or upon which an assurance of
adequacy for the Lighest civil affairs
might be rested.
" No one so much as I realized that the
strength of the campaign must be found
in Republican principles, and my hope
was that nothing in life or word of mine
illicit weaken the appeal of our Ameri
polit'u to the American heart That ap
jeal did not fail. A Republican Presi
dent and Vice President and a R?publi
can Congress were chosen.
THE UECX'RO MAKE.
1 he record bas bean made and we
are now to submit it to the judgment of
a patriotic people. Of my relation to the
great transactions in legislation and in
administration, which must be the basis
of this judgment, it does not become me
to speak. I gratefully accept, sir, the as
surance given bv the Republican State
conventions and by the national conven
lion, through you, that no charge of in
adtquacy or delinquency to principle has
been lodged airainst the ad ministration
The faithful and highiy successful wor
uone uv me able Leads oi ttie executive
departments and by our representatives
abroad I desire most cordially to ac
knowledge and comment
i ne wort oi me i my-Lrsi t ..ngiess,
in w nu ll you, sir, bore so conspicuous a
part, will strongly and most iK-niCei
influence the national prosperity for gen
erations to come.
' The general results of three years of
Republican control Lave, I believe, been
highly beneficial to ail classes of our peo
ple. The home market for farm products
has been retained and enlarged by the
establishment of great manufacturing in
dustries, while new markets abroad of
large and increasing value, long obsti
nately closed to us, have been oiened on
favored terms to our meats and bread
.i-t.i i - .
tiuus L'j me removal oi unjust discrimi
nating restrictions and by numerous re
ciprocal traue agreements under sec tion
lof the .Mckinley biil. These acts of
administration and legislation can now
fortunately be judged by their fruits. In
nX it was a conflict of predictions ; now
ouradversar.es must face trade statistics
and prices current.
ILL WRITE A LETTER.
" Rut it is not appro .riale that I should
ki mis ume ciscuss tiiese political ques
tions. I hope before long to be able by
letter to convey to you a more formal ac
ceptance of the nomination w hich the
Republican National convention has ten
dered me, and to give brierV my reruns
for adhering to the declaration of princi
ples adopted by the convention and
w hich you have 60 admirably summar
ised. Will you accept, sir. for yourself and
your associates upon the committee and
lor the whole body of the great conven
tion w Los delegates jou are my pro
found thanks for this great honor? And
w ill you, sir, ailow me to express my
tii't sincere appreciation of the gracious
and cordial terms ia which you have
. couvf yed th messse.
One of Cardinal Manning's Sto
ries. Cardinal Manning nsed to tell a humo
rous siory ofLis early experience as a
temperance advocate. He was returning
one night from some meeting when he
met an Irish laboring man, decidedly
the worse for liquor. lr. Manning stop
ped Lim.
"You are an Irishm-m," said the doc
tor. " Indeed, I am, your reverence," was
the answer.
"And a Catholic r added the provost.
"Sure, what else would I be?" answer
ed the inebriate.
"Then w hy don't you take the pledge, I
and keep from disgracing y ur relig
ion?' asked Dr. Manning.
"I only take a drop now and then
nd I'm not so far gone," answered the
Irishman again.
Then the future cardinal explained
that he was a priest, and he had taken
the pledge.
The man crossed himself.
" Ah, th-n," sai l he "I never thought
I'd see such a bud day, to meet a prie-t
that had fallen so low as to have to Lake
the pie Ige; Uod help your reverence."
and he walked sadly if uncertainly
away.
"I suppose tiod did help me, or I
wouldn't i a teetotaler still," was the
cardinal's comment when he told the
tXorj.Lowlm TU B,t,.
The Wrong Foot
There is a time to keep silence, but it
evident! w as not the right tiae in tbe
case of a boy mentioned, who lives in an
Ontario town. He got a sliver in his foot
and, in spite of his hrotestations, his
mother decided to place over his wound.
The boy ti gorously resisted.
"I won't have no poultices," he de
ckred stoutly.
"Yes, you will, Eddie." declared both
mother and grandmother, firmly; and
the majority lieingtwo to one, at bed
time the poultice was ready.
If the poultice was ready the boy was
not, and he proved so refractory that a
switch was brought into requisition. It
was arranged that the grandmother
should apply the poultice, while the
mother was to stand with the uplifted
switch at the l-dside. The boy was
told that if he "opened his mouth" he
would receive that which would keep
him quiet. As the hotjpoultice touched
the boy's foot he opened his mouth.
"You7' he began.
"Keep still V said Lis mother, shaking
her 6tick, the grandmother busily appli
ed the poultice.
On more the little fellow op eced Lis
niout h.
P.ut the cplifted switch awed him in
to silence.
In a minute more the poultice was
firmly in place and the little boy w as
tucked in bed.
"There, now," said his mother, "the
old sliver w ill be drawn out and Eddie's
foot w ill be all well."
As tbe mother end grandmother mov
ed triumphantly away a shrill, small
voice came from under the bedclothers ;
"You've got it on the wrong foot !
A Man.
Troniinet in Canadian political life,
but careless of Lis dress, was once on Lis
way to call upon a wellknow n gentleman
in l .Mebec. and stopped an Irishman in
the street to inquire the w ay.
"Can vou tell me where Mr. Hunter
lives?" said the statesman.
"It's no use of vour c- unsr there, was
the unexpected rep'-,
"r.nt do you know where he lives ?n
"Faith, and I do ; but its no U3e going
there."
The inquirer began to get angry.
"I didn't ask your advice. I simply
want to know where Mr. Hunter lives."
"Oh. well, he lives down that street
youder ; but it's no use your going there,
for I've just been there myself, and he's
already got a man."
Mr. Hunter had ad vertised for a ser
vant the day b efore ; and the statesman
so the story ges , went at once brought,
and a new suit.
Truth.
Truth is beautiful as well as safe and
mighty. In the incident related below,
a bov twelve years old, with only truth
as a weapon, conquered a smart and
shrewed law yer, w ho was fighting for a
bad case.
Walter was the important witness in
a lawsuit. One of the lawyers, after
cross questioning him severely said ;
"Your father has been talking to you
and telling yon how ta testify, hasn't
he?
Yes, sir," said the boy.
"Now,' said the lawyer, "just tell ns
how your father told yoa to testify."
"Well," said the boy, modestly, "fath
er told me that the lawyers would try
and tangle me in my testimony : but if
I would just be careful anil tell the truth
1 could tell the same thing every
time."
The lawyer didn t try to tangle tip
that boy any moie.
Don'tsfor Bachelors.
Don't remain as you are any
Ion;
er
than you can help yourselves.
Don't think a bachelor is the best form
of man.
Ikm't presume upon your indciend
ence. Don't lie too "palavering" w ith the
women.
1 ou't forjr that you are grow ing old
very rapidly.
Iton'tthink because you think a bach
elor is ths happiest man in the world
that he is really so.
Don't try to hide that bald ?jot, or the
streaking gray hairs.
Don't try to prevent yoursehes loving
little children.
Dou't button yourselves np in your
selves. Don't be a bachelor, that's all.
The Preferred Creditor.
A good story is going the rounds about
a New York merchant who recently fail
ed for a large amount He called all his
creditors together and offered to settle
with them at ten on the dollar, giving
them his notes, pavable in thirtv davs
As most of the creditors had but little
hopes of getting anything they eagerly
accepted the projsition. One man,
however, stood out for better terms, and
all efforts to get him to agree were futile.
Finally the bankrupt took him out in
the hall and said :
"Yen you come in an sign rait Je nd-
lers den I make you preferred creditors.
"All right," said the kicker "under
tbse circumstance I ill agree to a set
dement.
The papers were signed and all the
crediters left except the one who had
been told he w as to be preferred.
"Vat are you vaiting for ?" eaid the
man who bad failed.
'Why, you said I was to be preferred.
I am waiting to know what I am to get.
" ell, I tell you you gst nothings.
"tiet nothing! Why, you promised to
make me a preferred creditor if I would
sign with the rest."
And so you are. I make you prefer
red. I tell you dow you irets nothings.
Ie udders wait thirty days before they
know it, and den dey get notings,"
The Small Brother.
SLterll be right in soon," said the talk
ative 6mall brother to his 6ister"s beau:
she's gone down to the postotlice to get
a paaseL"
ui ooni me postman bring your
packages ! inquired the young man.
'Nope. Not this time, 'case sistershe
got a postal what said she must call
lerself ; passel too big to be livered."
"I'll bet you don't know what it is!'
said the funny young man, interroga
tively.
.t r x i . v . ...
i jusi uei i oo. iis sisters new
shoes what's comin from New York"
Lktruil Fi-tt Prim.
The children's health must not 1 ne
glected. Cold in the head cause ca
tarrh. Ely's Cream Halm cores at once.
It is perfectly safe and is eas ily applied
rito the nostrils. The worst cases yield
ing to it. Price oOc.
One of my children had a very bad
discharge from her nose. Two physi
cians prescribed, but without benefit.
We tried Ely's Cream Balm, and, much
to our surprise, there was a marked im
provement. We continued using the
LUlin and in short time the diicharge
was cured.-O. A. Cary, Corning, N. Y. i
Her Rules of Conduct.
The following "rules of conduct" fell
oat of a little woman's pocketbock the
otlier day and she allowed me to copy
them. She is a belle in the small city
where she lives, and has a host of admi
rers aroucd her:
I don't let a rr an smoke w hen he walks
or drives with me. If he knows no better
than to do it, I promptly ull Lim what
I think of it
I don't give my photograph to men. I
used to occasionally, but I am wiser
now. I should hate by and by to know
that my face might be hanging up in
Tom, Dick or Harry's room.
I don't let a man take my arm when
he w alks with me. If he does I tell him
that I prefer Lim to give me his arm.
I don't go out with man friend just
because he asks me. I like it better if
he asks another lady to go too his sister
for instance.
I don't let any man "see me home''
from cburhc If he hasn't gumption
enough to take me there and sit through
the service with me he may stay away
altogether.
I don't let a man friend give me pres
ents unless it is something oftrifling
cost, like fruit or flowers. And I always
gauge a man by Lis taste in this respect
I do not encourage any young man
who is not perfectly polite and agreeable
to my mother. Whoever calls on me
sees a great deal of her.
I don't allow a caller to stay later than
ten o'clock. If he does not go at that
time I politely tell him ray custom.
A Disinherited Astor.
Mr. Henry Astor, a brother of the late
William Astor, a farmer of Columbia
county, comes in for a codicil which seta
forth that neither he nor his issue shall
have so much as one red cent to rub
against another. The father of these two
men, William B. Astor, gave Henry a
sn-al! amount of money, although he had
offended the family by marrying a re
sjctable girl, the daughter of a farmer
employed on the Astor estate at Rhine-cliff-on-the
Hudson. This was the only
offense charged against Henry, so far as
the public eyer knew. This offense will
not strike most people as being unpar
donable, and yet, in the eyes of the rela
tives, it seems to be growing in heinous
ness as the year go by.
It wasn't so dreadful during the life
time of his father, for that stem parent
conceded him a few paltry dollars; but
coming down to this generation he doesn't
receive so much aa a plaster, and a plast
er for the son of an Astor is mighty short
pasture, so to speak. Perhaps as the years
glide by and his offense becomes still fur
ther intensified, his branch of the family
will be required to pay in something
each year to the other branch by way of
further atonement for marrying whom
he f leased. It is gratifying to know that
Henry Astor has beeh doing right well
since he contracted this marriage, not
withstanding that his rich relatives
didn't like it. John A. Cockerill in New
Y'ork Recorder.
Fruit as Medicine.
Grapes come first, especially black
grapes, which are most nutritious, and at
theRame time purifying to the blood.
Crape ceres are quite the fashion in some
pans of the continent, and are said to
work miracles at times. Peaches also are
most hygienic to the human system, as
well as being one of tbe most exquisite
fruits in nature. Nothing indeed is more
palatable, wholesome and medicinal than
a good ripe peach. Peaches, however
should not be eaten overripe. They may
be eaten at meals or between meals ; they
are particularly higienic when eaten at
breakfast. An orange eaten before break
fast w ill, it is said, cure dyspepsia sooner
than anytding else. Apples are also very
hygienic, especially when baked or stew
ed. They are excellent in many cases of
illness, and are far better than salts, oils
and pills. The juice of oranges, as of
lemons, is most valuable to make drinks
in case of fever. Tomat oes are also ex
cellent remedies in some liverand gastric
complaint, and are certainly more pleas
ant than medicine. Fig, raspberries,
strawberries, curranU arid cherries are
all cooling and purifying to the S) stem,
while lieing nutritious at the same time
Once a Week.
Made a Compromise.
"Can I see you a moment in private T'
queried a middle age stranger of Officer
Button at the Third street depot a day or
two ago.
"You can, sir. What is it ?"
"It is the first time I was ever placed
in this position, and I feel very much em
barrassed." "Exactly."
"But the truth is I've been robbed and
want to ask you for the loan of a dollar."
"Where were you robbed V
"On the train."
"How much?"
"Just $r..O0O in cash."
"Was that all you had?"
"Every dollar. If jou could now lend
me a dollar I would try and get a fresh
start in the world."
'It wouldn't be business," replied But
ton, after a little reflection. "You might
accumulate another fortune and again be
rubbed of it, and it would be encouraging
crime."
"Yes, that's so. I hadn't tiken that
view of it before. Suppose you give me a
quarter. I will give you my word not to
attempt to get a fresh start on tnat and
expose any one to temptation, I see how
very wrong it would be, and I'm deter
mined never to accumulate another for
tune," Oa his solemn promis to this effect
Button compromised with him for ten
Cents. Ihtf'jil Yrrc PrrtH.
A Slow Speaking People.
The Chinese appear to go upon the as
sumption that there is always time
enough. A social call has no limits. A
missionary, w ho speaks feelinly, says :
"The excellent pastor who had for his
motto, "The man who wnnts to see mi
is the man I want to see,' would hate
modified his dictum had he lived for
any length of time in China. Not
improbably he would have followed the
example of another busy clenryman, who
Lung conspicuously in Lis study the
Scriptural motto, "The Lord blesj thy
goings out:
"The mere enunciation of his business
often seems to cost a Chinaman a violent
wrench. He says nothing long enough
to wear out the patience of ten Europeans
He realiites the truth of the adage, "It is
easy to go on the mountains to fight
tigers, b it to open your mouth and out
with a thing this is hard !" IWVi
ClHHJiQui'tn.
It Is So if Isn't So.
Father My son, you must not disput e
with your mother in that way.
Boy But she's in the wrong.
Father TLat makes no difference ; and
you might as well learn, my child, once
for all, that when a lady says a thing is
so, it is so, even if it isn't so. Pick Me
tP. It is hard to find fault w ith people who
thick just as we do.
An Egg Story.
There resides in one of Baton's subur
ban hamlets a man who is notorious ns a
practical joker. There alw. is in business
in that place a grocer who has fully as
great a reputation for his shrewdness.
The joker recently entered the grocery
store and ordered a dozen ega. He paid
forty cents for them and ordered them
sent to the house.
That night his wife met him at the
door, as he returned home and inqnired :
"How much did you pay for those eggs
you orde"ed V
"Forty cents," be replied.
"Well, the next time yoa order egg,
you'd better pick them out yourself
said his better-half producing to his as
tonished gaze a dozen pullets' eggs each
about the si' of an English walnnt
The joker didn't get mad. lie simply
remarked, "I will get square w ith him."
That evening he went to the grocer
and remarked that those eggs were pret
ty small for forty cents a dozen.
"Never mind, eggs are eggs," remarked
the grocer as he chuckled knowingly.
The next day the joker bought two
hens and a rooster and carried them home
taking good care that the grocer should
see them, and learn that his former cus
tomer intended to get his eggs at home
thereafter. A month later he entered
the grocery store with a large basket on
his arm.
"How much are you paying for eggs?"
he asked.
"Thirty-five, cash ; forty trade," was
the reply.
"Let me Lave forty cents worth of
corn, then. Here's a dozen eggs."
The corn was put into a bag and pass
ed over. The grocer took the basket of
eggs and his customer left remarking,
"Eggs are eggs, old man."
"When the grocer opened the basket
he found a dozen robins' egm. And now
when he has pullets' eggs in stock he
always mixes them judiciously with the
larger variety. BoMon HeralL
A Toad Swallows a Centipede.
In the court house yard there are quite
a number of large, sleek looking toads.
One of these toads was seen by the loung
ers about the place engaged in an earn
est attempt to swallow something that
taxed his energies.
A closer examination revealed the fact
that the toad had seized a centipede by
the rear end and was slowly and placidly
stowing him away within his jaws in
spite of the victim's frantic efforts to es
cape. Nearly one-half of the reptile had
disppeared when the centipede, with
tbe unincumbered balance of his 100
feet, succeeded in getting a ground hold,
and with a desperate effort freed himself
from the jaws of the devourer and: was
moving rapidly away w hen the toad, re
alizing the situation, made a jump and
again caught his victim.
This time the centijiede seemed to re-
ralize the hopelessness of the situation
and frantically turned to the right and
left, each time nipping his enemy severe
ly upon the lips and head, but all to no
purpose. The toad would coolly brush
away these attacks, first with one foot
and then with the other, . all the time
taking the centipede in until at last noth
ing remained but the toad, calmly and
serenely seated ujton his haunches, con
sidering the next move. l'l 1'ato lhraLJ.
Exposition Echoes.
Munich is to send to the World's fair a
microscope which magnifies 10,000 times.
Bermuda will send what ia claimed as
the biggest sponge in the world to the
Chicago fair.
Pueblo, Colo, is raising money with
w tiicti to equip and send to Chicago a
"cowboy band."
Ceylon has sent, through Sir Henry
Wood, a request for space upon which to
build a tea house.
Siaiu has decided to make an exhibit
at Chicago which will eclipse the one it
made at the Paris exposition, where it
carried off the honors in the oriental sec
tion.
Miss Harriet Monroe, the Chicago la
dy chosen to write the ioem for the
World's fair, furnished the ode for the
opening of the great Auditorium a few
years ago.
1 roiessor 1 'yciie. or the Kansas uni
versity, one of the finest taxidermists in
America, is preparing a notable exhibit
consisting of about loO of the largest
mammals in the Cuited States, including
buffalo, elk, moose, antelope, deer, moun
tain sheep and goats, wild cats, wolves,
bears, etc The different species of each
are represented and almost all of the an
imals, have already lcen secured.
Things Useful to Know.
Scratches and bruises may lie taken
from furniture by using the kernalofa
walnut or butternut
To make the eyebrows grow better,
rub common salt iutothem every night be
fore going to bed.
Clean white sheepskin rugs hy scrub
bing with cas'.ile soap and water, drying
thoroughly in the sun.
rora disagreeable urcatn, put a lew
drops of tincture of myrrh in a tumbler
ful of water and thoroughly rinse the
mouth with it.
A whita cashmere or chudda may be
nicely and easily cleaned at home by
using soapbark, w hich niay be obtained
at any druggist's.
In washing black wool goods before
making them over, use five cents soap-
bark to a pailful of water. L?t it stand
until cold. Iron on the wrong side.
"Pants."
A boy ia the Wichita schools," Califor
nia, has been suspended lor reading the
following essay on "Pants":
ranis are maae lor men, ana not me n
lor panis. omen are made for men,
and not pants. When a man pants for
a woman and a women pants for a man
they are a pair of pants, such pants don't
last, rants are nice molasses, they are
thinner in hot weather and thicker in
cold. The man in the moon changes
Lis pants during an eclipse. Don't no
to the pantry for pants, you may be
mistaken. Men often mistaken in pants.
Such mistakes made breeches of promise.
luere lias been much discussion as to
whether "pants" are singular or plural.
Seems to me when men wear pants they
are piurai, ana w nen mey con t wear
any they are singular. Men get on a
tear in their pants and it is all right ; but
when the panU get on a tear it is all
wrong.
Strength and Health.
If you are not feeling strong and heal
thy, try Elertric Bitters. If " La Grippe
has left yoa weak and wearv, use Elect
ric Bitteis. This remedy acts directly on
liver, Stomach and Kidneys, gently ai '.-
ing those organs to perform their func
tions. If you are aflllcted with Sick
Headache, you will find speedy and per
manent relief by taking Electric Bitters.
One trial will convince yoa that this is
the remedy yoa need. Lirge bottles on-
yhOc at J. X. Snyder's drug stare.
The value of the words "not transfera
ble" often found printed upon tickets has
been tested in England and found to be
nniuipeachab'e.
Cleveland and Defeat.
rUiliadt-lphi Bulletin.
The prospect is not one to inconveni
ence or alarm Republicans. Making due
allowance for the exaggerations of the
factional leaders, the fact remains that
New York is necessary to Iemocratic suc
cess and that Mr. Cleveland cannot carry
New York. Mr. Cleveland has an
nounced, in his oracular fashion that he
can be elected without his own State, and
this announcement has been received
with an enthusiasm that is more credita
ble to his followers zeal than good sense.
But the fact is no 'ess clear. Mr. Croker
may at the moment follow the example
of Jchn Kelly, and announce that Tam
many will support the nominee, but Mr.
Croker cannot control the voters. He can
not this manner control Senator Hill,
nor Senator Hill's immediate friemls. He
cannot control the thousals of voters
who turned from Cleveland ofter his
tariff message of 87. lie cannot control
the independent voters, who know his
reform pledges to be a farce. Neither
can he control that still more powerful
element which fonnd in President Harri
son the conservative qualities which it
desires to see exerted in Uie Presidential
office. These truths are apparent to
every observer, and they w ill simpy turn
any probable love feast in the convention
into a screaming farce.
In the long history of American
politics there has been no clearer instance
of a party walking deliberately into
political demoralization.
A Hardy Cary.
Cary are known to be Lard to kill, but
one sent to Pendleton from Portland, Or,
the other day beats the record. It had
traveled all the w ay from Portland on ice, j
and there were bruises on its head, show
ing that &n attempt had been made there
to taae its me ; but wtien the box was
opened this "fresh fish" was found to be
moving around as though accustomed to
such trifles. It was placed in a tub of fresh
water and soon revived, swimming about
in a lively fashion.lt is hard to believe
that any fish could live out of its element
for a journey of 231 nile, but such is
stated to be the case. Exchange.
A Possiole Solution.
The department of public charities and
correction of New York city, with it's 1",
imj wards, received ?',l'Ki,z;7 in
1S:U, and requested an appropriation of
f 2,877,217 for 1S!J. If a part the money
that is annualy devoted to keeping alive
the helpless and suffering could in some
way be diverted to remedying unhealthy
domiciles, relieving overcrowded tene
ments, dissipating polluted air and foul
gases, supplying the best food at cheap
rates, educating the masses in the simple
principles of hygienic living, and in
many like ways checking the sources of
disease and degeneration, the knotty
problem would find its best solution.
The way we can cure is by preventing.
We permit factors to exist that degenerate
men physically, mentally and morally,
and then bring up a clumsy, mechanical,
outside philanthropy to try and reform
by patchwork. Lr. Henry D.Chapin in
Popular Science Monthly.
A Word for the Cat,
Kittens are a mystery of the beautiful
and graceful. The wonder always is how
the feline tribe could have developed at
the same time Tabby and a tiger. But
Tabby, while owing much to human
friendship, has put us in deep debt in
return. You may laugh at an old maid
for petting cats; no one can live and
aeep sane wituout a iiet 1 know a
woman who began with habits of ex
traordinary neatness. She drove off all
the cats and gogs because they sold her
floors. Then she made war on flies, and
her horror was lest a visitor should let a
fly into the house. Her windows were
darkened and her doors closed. At last
the woman went mad on tidiness. She
could not endure to have her husband
enter the house for fear a lly would come
too.
f course no one visited such a home
after awhile, and the poor creature was
qtiite daft Old maids that love cats are
sensible. It U far better than to fall in
love w ith a bioom and a scrubbing brush.
I'.iit really what a marvel of cleanliness at
well broil cat is ! They deserve cushions
and a place on the fire rug. Mary E.
Spencer in St Louis CUh--Di mocrat.
His Great Desire.
The young son of a prominent actor got
into some mischief the other day w Inch
drew upon hiin the reprimand, both the
oretical and applied, of Lis parents.
lien a visitor called later in the after
noon the boy was still sulking over his
punishment.
"And what are you going to be when
yon grow up, my little n.an?" asked the
guest, noticing the child's gloom and
w ishing to coax him into good humor.
I suppose you mean to be a famous ict-
or like your papa?"
' Naw, I don t," said tl.e little fellow
sullenly.
" A manager, then V
u Naw, nor a manager neither."
"Vt ell, what will you be," continued
the visitor smilingly, " a merchant or a
btnker?"
"Naw," said the boy angrily. "Do
you want to know what III be when I
grow op? Well, I mean to be a or
phan." AV- York I'm.
Bucklens Arnica Salve.
Tae best Sa1v iatha w jnJ f r C 1 ts,
Bruises, Sens, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and p'jsitively cures Tiles, or no pay re
quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect
sutisfUction. or money refunded. Trice
2" cents per box. For sale by J. X. Scy-
iler.
Remember.
That good manners are thoughts filled
with kindness and refinement and then
translated into behavior.
If.
hvery man got every cent he earned
and every man earned every cent he got,
there would be a d liferent distribution of
incomes.
Didn't Want A Pony.
Tapa, Willie Winkers has got & tony.
"Has 7"
"Yes, and it's the bee-utafulist pony I
ever saw.
"You don't say so
Must as gentle as can be. I rode on it
an' didn't fail off once. A boy couldn't
get hurt on that pony."
"It eats hardly anvthinjr, too, and
doesn't cost much to keep."
"It doesnt"
"Xot anything, hardly. Willie said his
papa bought it real cheap."
o doubt."
"And he said there was plenty moie
where that came from.
numphlDoyou want me to bey
you a pony .
"Xo. I was only thinkin' what
a nice
pony Willie Winkers has."
Oh !"
1 er. iiue s got a na-e rapa,
too.
hasn't he?"
Thi no 'SURE
EVERT CASE
ft
if
3 tt ti iv Cv
nJ W I I U
V treat no
Incurable Cases Declined.
Ul nam and adriMaaaf
varv auffarar from Asthma or
P. HAROLD HAYES. M. D.,
iwaEaaaaaaWtjair"
New Spring Goods
at
S. E. PHILLIPS,
10:i Clinton Street, Louthor &z Green'a Ttlock, JOII.V&TOWN'.
imjrcss GOODS.
Consisting of Black and Colored Shallie ttlks, Surah Silk. Velvet an! Velveteens
in all colors, P.lack and Colored Henriettas at lV, .V, :n, 7", 1 1 snd i I -
tier yard. We have a full line of all the New Weaves, such ae liedfor.l
Cords, Cheveron I'.arrs and Cheque?, etc.
CoKou I)res .ooU. l oile-du-nord Outing Cloth, Canton Cloth, CLir.tes
and Ratines.
l atlie-. Kpriug Jackvtrt. A full line of Domestics. We guarantie all our
Kid Gloves.
Call and sec us.
S. E. PHILLIPS.
MM
Elavil
GENERATION AFTER GENERATION
7ro;vf on Sunrt f kil'lrn T.nr It.
Frwy liaW- r muu-'i ifcTt b-juU- of it i;i -ub iL
Every Sufferer irzZt'Zt
Arft.in. rm V.ri-i, J -i irrj..-a. I aiiw,.
In Ifc-ety r Jjmtm, Mirf Joinu or Mrwm, iii fi-xi in
fr. S.i -w rrm Ii
POUTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
DAVID T. IOCTZ. frcpriftar,
XALTIMOK2. J1D.
P'ftsrnirKh Fm!i' Colico n n d
C..-U;VAT'UY 't :! fi1". tu-t.nitr.
t'l Uwht.-r Tii-iir; t.-il no . nv.'u'- "l. r i.r
h. im- comrVn;. :rl -aiv. ;it!t yr .r l--.--n. rn-l.
1(. M-tid til ! t.il- f'r-M- 1. 1.
i. ily.vcoi. A. 11. N'i;!ci:-h :.!.
YOU CAN FIND
THIS
P-VPER
fitt in i'lTTP'-W II nt til Aivffi-mf hurt it oj
otr auttmr- T T?? TTTTrTHTT T3T7 n
liO WlU CuBlik.l lor aui ved l-xxit kt )owel rua
written
If JOB
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WWW Vt
tiir.nf'Rrr.
WCPIEKT COjUXPnOll. K5Y-FEVER;
ASTHMA. ETC" Crculara Free
PLTERYOGEL, Sqaerset.Fa-
Odds and Ends:
In Tarls loads ere nA-l tj sarJeiters
to
be ud in destroviiijj iustrU.
If mud must be thrown, it hid lttrr
be with a 'hovel than w ith a pn.
L've fish have been sent in eafi-ty in
the mai's fr3:u Iii'iii to the British tuu
scum.
There is souii-thing wrong ith a nian'3
religion if it never m ikes l.im want to
mni.
England ia said to have to-d:y a much
lower rate of mortality than Maa-.hu-s-.tts.
A Eru.4?L syndicate is going to culti
vate tobacco extensively in the Congo
Free Sti'.te.
in mverieu rainnow was rejHirtea a
few days ago as having been seen near
JefTersoa, Ia.
Tiie Turkish goverr.ir.mt has forbid
den the importation of a'l patent medi
cines into that country.
In Germany, while the produrthtn of
pig iron has increased, the consumption
of that article has declined.
The authorities in Berlin have dt-ter-mined
to cremate all panders w ho may
die while being a public chan?".
When the teacher is wide awake him
self it is not hard f jr biro to keep his con
gregation from goins s'cp.
King Humbert of Italy takes great de
light in amateur cooking, in which u--
ful occupntiou he shows great ski!!.
The moeij-iito U said to have tw.ntv-
two teeth in his bil I. Thev are SDdimin-
ntive as to be visible only through a mi
croje. H:brnia is "utirost" or ''last hab ifa-
Uon," for bvon l this to tin? westward
the Thi' nicians never extended their
voyages.
Hjme large blasts of r.ick have let n
made to provide materials for the new
harbor of refuse at Brcft. as much as
10),(XVt cabic yards beiti thrown out at
r :.!: - i -i : v. r ,;.-.(-": . r- T .
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lit.. prt;.uijr- It fr. Af(
CURE f UK tvt.ni mo ur ?in.i ur ,
OF HUT FErEH. bui tuo cr ,a.
nni'ttnnti. - nti tit oraanrc dise-134, ra
CURED TO STAY CUntO
rw. tonttitutional treatment.
k t iT-w ad tbto It pv
f' I rVvt! teat bou.
'i'ir
Hay Fever.
BUFFALO, N. Y.
ARTISTIC JOB PRIMING
A SPECIALTY.
HARRY M. BESSHOFF,
. MANUFACTURING STATIONER
AND
BLANK BOOK MAKEK.
HANNAM CLOCK,
JOHNSTOWN .PA.
Johnstown's New Grocery.
GliOCKKV
STORK,
vitnl.ra-1 corner ot Market
!. :-! (--.-Of t.
JOHNSTOWN,
I am Jrct an-d t furnish buyers from
iill'.rint Miinls with all kin. is of
fri'rli jrr.H-erie lit loTcst r.ri.
Country i roihice, g i. li as but
ter, ej;, etc.. taken in ex
change lor goods.
JAMES D. RUTLEDGE.
C. JORDAN.
JOSEPH H1NCHMAN.
JORDAN & HINCHMAN.
rritl ftl
it Hi
t.r i
same oM m-l.
with 1
;y 1.1
lhao ever. As mhol. a:t? d-.-ali-rs la
CRACKERS, CANDIES, MTS AD FH'JIT,
i rn- e in.-rtnf'l fa
lromi:y and Niii.-:'.:' to
.Toiilau Sc
i for fU'.lns orJt:
1 Iiiif'hman,
T,3 and .'TJ, Muiu Str.
t, JOH.VrTK'S. l'A.
HOW TO SAVE MONEY.
TliV
cjlis. p;iisi:ck's
Moot ami Shoe Store.
5Iem' OooU from i 1 1 up, an.l a'l other
Footwear at the lowest Trices.
All pools i'd.ir:iriti-il to cive
Satisfaction, if Lot as ric-ommemU-.l,
will take
tt.eiii hack.
Look for the s'n w ith the bis
Si Franklin Street,
JOHNSTOWN. - PA.
Ji 'IIN-T-1". y, I'A.
GENERAL
MERCHANDISE.
All lvj.ur:in-ntx .f o:ir S!re -o .;! VJ
i'.!i ihv b.st e is:i Nuy. u-l c
Pl.i!"i;!t.:i.
Our Store is Headquarters fo." t!ie
Choicest Country Froduce.
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WE SELL CROWN BAKING POWDER.
A. H. HUSTOfi,
Undertaker and Embalmcr.
Collin. Ca-Kets and
OF ALL ORArKS UN
AGOODI-n
n l cvery;U;rf j-Tt! in-v.t o f-ioirei f-.r
South Tjfkejfoot Strcrt. ScTerijt, Pjnu'l.
(Ivlll-'.l-ljs
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CONDENSED TIME TABLES.
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
Somerset
and Cambria
J.Or.THVAf:I.
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nervt 4-!0. rtciv.-vUiwa 4. .J, Hoover-v, iie
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5 p. in,
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SCIIMIBT
The Largest and Most Complete
Wine, Liquor and Cigar House
IN THE UNITED STATES.
GK "W. SCHMIDT
DISTILLER AND JOBBER OF 3
Fine Whiskies.
IMPORTER OF
.OS. 95 JXU 67 FIFTH A VF.: 1', riTTl:Ch;!T, P.l.
Ail or.Ien r.--eivr ! by ns:ii!
Cinderella
Their
Cleanli
ness
Lessens
Labor.
T T will yny you t exaaili;
A i v: vou !uv. It '.a? iul t
t l.it,
tcc'l to a yi'O'l Lak'
can have a lire in one
r. It
Ltilf ti.
La-i
; ti:::1?
This h a valuaL
fcaturo
v.
:on
I
n extra l.ir'o I
i
1 n
of iiil'ovir cr.il otitf'o'.vir:
kct Imk'.-r, ana ko I un;-
irratv'. w na a i
jK'cinllv ili.rai
jrrati's in oiif.
V:u,n;'' V.i:-1 !'.
i tLo trfoctioa oi'o'.'uvcnioi.jc ami
' liivi:i ' tht't c ?vt:irato !!., or tin
r::;i not ca -ily warj
1 l HAVKN' I 1 ::.-!
JAMES T. IIOLDEIMLVmr, Sonlcrsct. l
Kriin-er t Kurt?:. Dc-rliii, I'a.. ami 1 J. Ccrcr A ua, Mcycr-1 I'A
i:i:Mi:MI'.r.n 'Things .lone wtl! an.
IT WILL. l'AY VOU
rflt'iiioria! "SVork
WM. F. SHAFFER,
SOMKIWK'I'. PI'Jf'A..
Ma iff :t!;rer of aa l L'-;a.'T ia
,-.i-m li'i i P' i-M ion .'-( .'.(, in s" O -r
mu m mm w
AUo. A-jtv.t fjr the WHITE bllOSZS!
P.T-.r. la n.-i-l of Mi"r'MENT WORK wi:i
fir.'l i: hi t:n-:r :t;:erct to cull at r.iy shi'i j-ri
li j-rt.t r sa...-! '..'.lltr ?;v . t':!.ni. v-.:r-'.
!'- ': r, r' :-.. tu i '-jf fl., ut.f Il' tl.i
1 'A' i' L'j W. i ir.-. Hi ii-t:iiil au--ut.oa w Iha
A'hita Bronze, Or Pure Zinc Monument
Tvrfs-i'KVrf -c nFV. W. . R!yi:. a IK ?
:r.iii.v : '- ).,!,:! y ." -:v. i L av-:
i l.'N-i r.i ' 1 '.S. i':! lm h .-.!.-! t. I
:L -.; :':ir :. r ' -. i:l vt'.T C u.-nLit) I.U-
F. SilAFFEK.
Loutlier's
Main Street, Somerset, Pa.
This Hcd:l Drg Stcre is Earidly Ecccahg a Grsat
FRESH AND PURE DRUGS.
Jlcdieuics, Di'c Stuff's, Sponges, Tmses,
Supporters, Toihi Articles,
I'crftfxics, d'T.
TKg CCTOR CIVE3 rSl.-OXAL AITESnOS TO THE CCMrOCKMSO Of
S"3tair's PrGscrinLions S Family Receipts.
7 A Vi-.V
SPECTACLES,
Ami
a Full Line of
Optical
such a large ajsortmcnt all ccn be suiteu.
FIK.EST BRANDS OF CIGARS
cn h:md. It is alravs
to intending ptircharcrs, whether they buy
!r?m us or elc-ervhcre.
J.
HAiri STREET
in,
Somerset
ELIAS
LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS
Hard and Solt AVoocls,
OAt, POPLAR. SIDIM:?, . P.rKffi, kOCLOISOa,
ash. walntt. rLxr.iG. 9ah, stair rtl3
HFR?.Y. YKLLOWPINK. PIUS'JLiH. POORS B4Ll'STER-
CHETTSCT, WHITE PIN'S. LATH, ELINDJ, SEWEI, P
A 'Jenera! Line of a',1 r!rj t I.nmV-r ar. 1 Eull.Iin? yttur;al aa. R,ii:,f sit krj.1 la M
ALo, can rarniih an-ibiu-; in the Uieofoiirb-i-irfia toorlvr !'! KawBah:
p.'wa.aj j. Mich an Br kt-i. O M -tie! r, etc.
ELIA.S ClJlSTXIaHAr,
Offlce and Yard Opposite S. &C. R. K. Station, Somerset
crerrrr3 smencaa
CAVtATS.
TP ADE MARKS.
--V.. - i W DESICM PATkNTi
COPfRiCH fS, etc.
F.r Hf -ma'iAn at f, ji ,n.ty wit ta
Ml v i i).. . I Bh -v, Nl V..KK.
f'll-t l)il-.-it:i f... .irrc pl.-ii' ill .U: -r-. .
t T.-rr ;-i:i-n; -u' i v i; U I r;.t-i;i- T..rrt
tuc pi'.'ji. ; L) tt aMi.v ir-H'il I K .: I-:.:-e l.l U. J
.
cicntific mrri(n
T.ri. p-t
r-.l.
r'f a- v i.-lrnt .
t7.. . v Agency for
JiUILDim.
r1 ive nrotnot a?tf!i?
Stoves and
Kan
Their
Economy
Saves
You
Ftloncv.
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Yi'YM I
Cvcr "GO
Eoaut:ful
Designs.
Driio- Store,
criY rzF-n rczz arzicles
E
YE-G LASSES,
Gooi!s alwav3 on narul. From
a
pleasure to tli?pliy our irooc
iul:t:::.lli;- - n h-n in
Senil ;r
LOUTHER, M. D.
- - SOMERSET. FA
Lumber Yard.
CUNNINGHAM,
CIYS YOUR B0V5 A USEFCL PEFSES
Press ac-I CclSL
i-7S. J-oo, $j.o
1 7-3", ..
$11. oo t Si.o).
K A. Lurr.i:::,
AaaMkaJaWa... ' 30 f frit A. f, t:i"jr
one time. j
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Inily.
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