Mr. Harrison Notified. VVab:'.tus, June 20. The comniit appDicteJ bv tbe nepnblican Nation al Convention to notify Present Hani Kin of Lis rerjormrmtion, performed that duty to day, Governor M Kinley i-eing the spokesman. The committee reached the White Ilooe at 10 o'clock, aud entering tbe East Room drew up in a eemi-circle. A few wintiten later the President entered on the arm of Secretary Fostei, the other members of the Cubinet following. Gov ernor McKinley ai" W fu?r niak' ing the formal notification : t.OVEEVOK W'VILEV'S FPF.Ein. "The UiiScu'.t and embaimsBinj ques tions w hich confronted your administra tion have ln met with an ability, with a fidelity to duty, and with a lofty itri otiMii which Cil American bearts with plowing pride. Your domestic polity has been wise, broad and statesmanlike ; your foreign policy firm, jost and truly American. These have won the com mendation of Uioaghtfu! and conserva tive people, and the confidence of your countrymen, irrespective of party, and will, we believe, insure jour triumphant election in November. " We g to Land to you the platform of principle unanimously adopted by the convention which placed you in nomination. It is an American docu ment Protection, w hich hhall serve the highest interests of American labor and American development; reciprocity, w hich, while N-eking the world's mar keta for our surplus product., bhall not destroy American wa?es, or surrender American markets for products which can 1 made at home; honest money, which feha'.l rightly measure the labor and exchaiifr-a of the iople and cheat noUiJy ; honest elections, w hich are the true foundation of all public authority tLese principles constitute for the most I tart the platform, principles by which you Lave already, by word and deed, giv en your earnest approval, and of w hich you stand to-ay the exponent and rep resentative. Other matters treated of in the platform will have your careful con sideration." TI1IE ri:ES:iCNT Ail E ITS. The President responded as follows: 'M i.iVKKNill: Ml KlNI.F.Y AM) liENTLEMES .e the Committee: When, four years ng't, on the anniversary of the declara tion oi our national independence, a com-luitt-e de.-ignated by the lpubiican Na tional Convention, held In Chicago, came to my home in Indianaiolis to notify me of uiy nomination tor the Presidency, my fiense of gratitude, jrreat as it was, w as forced into the far background by an over whelming sene of the responsibility of leadership in a civil contest that involv ed so much to my country and to my fellow-citizens. I could not Lope that mncb would be found, w hin the record of a quiet life had been brought under the strong light of public ciiticism, to enthuse my party followers, or upon which an assurance of adequacy for the Lighest civil affairs might be rested. " No one so much as I realized that the strength of the campaign must be found in Republican principles, and my hope was that nothing in life or word of mine illicit weaken the appeal of our Ameri polit'u to the American heart That ap jeal did not fail. A Republican Presi dent and Vice President and a R?publi can Congress were chosen. THE UECX'RO MAKE. 1 he record bas bean made and we are now to submit it to the judgment of a patriotic people. Of my relation to the great transactions in legislation and in administration, which must be the basis of this judgment, it does not become me to speak. I gratefully accept, sir, the as surance given bv the Republican State conventions and by the national conven lion, through you, that no charge of in adtquacy or delinquency to principle has been lodged airainst the ad ministration The faithful and highiy successful wor uone uv me able Leads oi ttie executive departments and by our representatives abroad I desire most cordially to ac knowledge and comment i ne wort oi me i my-Lrsi t ..ngiess, in w nu ll you, sir, bore so conspicuous a part, will strongly and most iK-niCei influence the national prosperity for gen erations to come. ' The general results of three years of Republican control Lave, I believe, been highly beneficial to ail classes of our peo ple. The home market for farm products has been retained and enlarged by the establishment of great manufacturing in dustries, while new markets abroad of large and increasing value, long obsti nately closed to us, have been oiened on favored terms to our meats and bread .i-t.i i - . tiuus L'j me removal oi unjust discrimi nating restrictions and by numerous re ciprocal traue agreements under sec tion lof the .Mckinley biil. These acts of administration and legislation can now fortunately be judged by their fruits. In nX it was a conflict of predictions ; now ouradversar.es must face trade statistics and prices current. ILL WRITE A LETTER. " Rut it is not appro .riale that I should ki mis ume ciscuss tiiese political ques tions. I hope before long to be able by letter to convey to you a more formal ac ceptance of the nomination w hich the Republican National convention has ten dered me, and to give brierV my reruns for adhering to the declaration of princi ples adopted by the convention and w hich you have 60 admirably summar ised. Will you accept, sir. for yourself and your associates upon the committee and lor the whole body of the great conven tion w Los delegates jou are my pro found thanks for this great honor? And w ill you, sir, ailow me to express my tii't sincere appreciation of the gracious and cordial terms ia which you have . couvf yed th messse. One of Cardinal Manning's Sto ries. Cardinal Manning nsed to tell a humo rous siory ofLis early experience as a temperance advocate. He was returning one night from some meeting when he met an Irish laboring man, decidedly the worse for liquor. lr. Manning stop ped Lim. "You are an Irishm-m," said the doc tor. " Indeed, I am, your reverence," was the answer. "And a Catholic r added the provost. "Sure, what else would I be?" answer ed the inebriate. "Then w hy don't you take the pledge, I and keep from disgracing y ur relig ion?' asked Dr. Manning. "I only take a drop now and then nd I'm not so far gone," answered the Irishman again. Then the future cardinal explained that he was a priest, and he had taken the pledge. The man crossed himself. " Ah, th-n," sai l he "I never thought I'd see such a bud day, to meet a prie-t that had fallen so low as to have to Lake the pie Ige; Uod help your reverence." and he walked sadly if uncertainly away. "I suppose tiod did help me, or I wouldn't i a teetotaler still," was the cardinal's comment when he told the tXorj.Lowlm TU B,t,. The Wrong Foot There is a time to keep silence, but it evident! w as not the right tiae in tbe case of a boy mentioned, who lives in an Ontario town. He got a sliver in his foot and, in spite of his hrotestations, his mother decided to place over his wound. The boy ti gorously resisted. "I won't have no poultices," he de ckred stoutly. "Yes, you will, Eddie." declared both mother and grandmother, firmly; and the majority lieingtwo to one, at bed time the poultice was ready. If the poultice was ready the boy was not, and he proved so refractory that a switch was brought into requisition. It was arranged that the grandmother should apply the poultice, while the mother was to stand with the uplifted switch at the l-dside. The boy was told that if he "opened his mouth" he would receive that which would keep him quiet. As the hotjpoultice touched the boy's foot he opened his mouth. "You7' he began. "Keep still V said Lis mother, shaking her 6tick, the grandmother busily appli ed the poultice. On more the little fellow op eced Lis niout h. P.ut the cplifted switch awed him in to silence. In a minute more the poultice was firmly in place and the little boy w as tucked in bed. "There, now," said his mother, "the old sliver w ill be drawn out and Eddie's foot w ill be all well." As tbe mother end grandmother mov ed triumphantly away a shrill, small voice came from under the bedclothers ; "You've got it on the wrong foot ! A Man. Troniinet in Canadian political life, but careless of Lis dress, was once on Lis way to call upon a wellknow n gentleman in l .Mebec. and stopped an Irishman in the street to inquire the w ay. "Can vou tell me where Mr. Hunter lives?" said the statesman. "It's no use of vour c- unsr there, was the unexpected rep'-, "r.nt do you know where he lives ?n "Faith, and I do ; but its no U3e going there." The inquirer began to get angry. "I didn't ask your advice. I simply want to know where Mr. Hunter lives." "Oh. well, he lives down that street youder ; but it's no use your going there, for I've just been there myself, and he's already got a man." Mr. Hunter had ad vertised for a ser vant the day b efore ; and the statesman so the story ges , went at once brought, and a new suit. Truth. Truth is beautiful as well as safe and mighty. In the incident related below, a bov twelve years old, with only truth as a weapon, conquered a smart and shrewed law yer, w ho was fighting for a bad case. Walter was the important witness in a lawsuit. One of the lawyers, after cross questioning him severely said ; "Your father has been talking to you and telling yon how ta testify, hasn't he? Yes, sir," said the boy. "Now,' said the lawyer, "just tell ns how your father told yoa to testify." "Well," said the boy, modestly, "fath er told me that the lawyers would try and tangle me in my testimony : but if I would just be careful anil tell the truth 1 could tell the same thing every time." The lawyer didn t try to tangle tip that boy any moie. Don'tsfor Bachelors. Don't remain as you are any Ion; er than you can help yourselves. Don't think a bachelor is the best form of man. Ikm't presume upon your indciend ence. Don't lie too "palavering" w ith the women. 1 ou't forjr that you are grow ing old very rapidly. Iton'tthink because you think a bach elor is ths happiest man in the world that he is really so. Don't try to hide that bald ?jot, or the streaking gray hairs. Don't try to prevent yoursehes loving little children. Dou't button yourselves np in your selves. Don't be a bachelor, that's all. The Preferred Creditor. A good story is going the rounds about a New York merchant who recently fail ed for a large amount He called all his creditors together and offered to settle with them at ten on the dollar, giving them his notes, pavable in thirtv davs As most of the creditors had but little hopes of getting anything they eagerly accepted the projsition. One man, however, stood out for better terms, and all efforts to get him to agree were futile. Finally the bankrupt took him out in the hall and said : "Yen you come in an sign rait Je nd- lers den I make you preferred creditors. "All right," said the kicker "under tbse circumstance I ill agree to a set dement. The papers were signed and all the crediters left except the one who had been told he w as to be preferred. "Vat are you vaiting for ?" eaid the man who bad failed. 'Why, you said I was to be preferred. I am waiting to know what I am to get. " ell, I tell you you gst nothings. "tiet nothing! Why, you promised to make me a preferred creditor if I would sign with the rest." And so you are. I make you prefer red. I tell you dow you irets nothings. Ie udders wait thirty days before they know it, and den dey get notings," The Small Brother. SLterll be right in soon," said the talk ative 6mall brother to his 6ister"s beau: she's gone down to the postotlice to get a paaseL" ui ooni me postman bring your packages ! inquired the young man. 'Nope. Not this time, 'case sistershe got a postal what said she must call lerself ; passel too big to be livered." "I'll bet you don't know what it is!' said the funny young man, interroga tively. .t r x i . v . ... i jusi uei i oo. iis sisters new shoes what's comin from New York" Lktruil Fi-tt Prim. The children's health must not 1 ne glected. Cold in the head cause ca tarrh. Ely's Cream Halm cores at once. It is perfectly safe and is eas ily applied rito the nostrils. The worst cases yield ing to it. Price oOc. One of my children had a very bad discharge from her nose. Two physi cians prescribed, but without benefit. We tried Ely's Cream Balm, and, much to our surprise, there was a marked im provement. We continued using the LUlin and in short time the diicharge was cured.-O. A. Cary, Corning, N. Y. i Her Rules of Conduct. The following "rules of conduct" fell oat of a little woman's pocketbock the otlier day and she allowed me to copy them. She is a belle in the small city where she lives, and has a host of admi rers aroucd her: I don't let a rr an smoke w hen he walks or drives with me. If he knows no better than to do it, I promptly ull Lim what I think of it I don't give my photograph to men. I used to occasionally, but I am wiser now. I should hate by and by to know that my face might be hanging up in Tom, Dick or Harry's room. I don't let a man take my arm when he w alks with me. If he does I tell him that I prefer Lim to give me his arm. I don't go out with man friend just because he asks me. I like it better if he asks another lady to go too his sister for instance. I don't let any man "see me home'' from cburhc If he hasn't gumption enough to take me there and sit through the service with me he may stay away altogether. I don't let a man friend give me pres ents unless it is something oftrifling cost, like fruit or flowers. And I always gauge a man by Lis taste in this respect I do not encourage any young man who is not perfectly polite and agreeable to my mother. Whoever calls on me sees a great deal of her. I don't allow a caller to stay later than ten o'clock. If he does not go at that time I politely tell him ray custom. A Disinherited Astor. Mr. Henry Astor, a brother of the late William Astor, a farmer of Columbia county, comes in for a codicil which seta forth that neither he nor his issue shall have so much as one red cent to rub against another. The father of these two men, William B. Astor, gave Henry a sn-al! amount of money, although he had offended the family by marrying a re sjctable girl, the daughter of a farmer employed on the Astor estate at Rhine-cliff-on-the Hudson. This was the only offense charged against Henry, so far as the public eyer knew. This offense will not strike most people as being unpar donable, and yet, in the eyes of the rela tives, it seems to be growing in heinous ness as the year go by. It wasn't so dreadful during the life time of his father, for that stem parent conceded him a few paltry dollars; but coming down to this generation he doesn't receive so much aa a plaster, and a plast er for the son of an Astor is mighty short pasture, so to speak. Perhaps as the years glide by and his offense becomes still fur ther intensified, his branch of the family will be required to pay in something each year to the other branch by way of further atonement for marrying whom he f leased. It is gratifying to know that Henry Astor has beeh doing right well since he contracted this marriage, not withstanding that his rich relatives didn't like it. John A. Cockerill in New Y'ork Recorder. Fruit as Medicine. Grapes come first, especially black grapes, which are most nutritious, and at theRame time purifying to the blood. Crape ceres are quite the fashion in some pans of the continent, and are said to work miracles at times. Peaches also are most hygienic to the human system, as well as being one of tbe most exquisite fruits in nature. Nothing indeed is more palatable, wholesome and medicinal than a good ripe peach. Peaches, however should not be eaten overripe. They may be eaten at meals or between meals ; they are particularly higienic when eaten at breakfast. An orange eaten before break fast w ill, it is said, cure dyspepsia sooner than anytding else. Apples are also very hygienic, especially when baked or stew ed. They are excellent in many cases of illness, and are far better than salts, oils and pills. The juice of oranges, as of lemons, is most valuable to make drinks in case of fever. Tomat oes are also ex cellent remedies in some liverand gastric complaint, and are certainly more pleas ant than medicine. Fig, raspberries, strawberries, curranU arid cherries are all cooling and purifying to the S) stem, while lieing nutritious at the same time Once a Week. Made a Compromise. "Can I see you a moment in private T' queried a middle age stranger of Officer Button at the Third street depot a day or two ago. "You can, sir. What is it ?" "It is the first time I was ever placed in this position, and I feel very much em barrassed." "Exactly." "But the truth is I've been robbed and want to ask you for the loan of a dollar." "Where were you robbed V "On the train." "How much?" "Just $r..O0O in cash." "Was that all you had?" "Every dollar. If jou could now lend me a dollar I would try and get a fresh start in the world." 'It wouldn't be business," replied But ton, after a little reflection. "You might accumulate another fortune and again be rubbed of it, and it would be encouraging crime." "Yes, that's so. I hadn't tiken that view of it before. Suppose you give me a quarter. I will give you my word not to attempt to get a fresh start on tnat and expose any one to temptation, I see how very wrong it would be, and I'm deter mined never to accumulate another for tune," Oa his solemn promis to this effect Button compromised with him for ten Cents. Ihtf'jil Yrrc PrrtH. A Slow Speaking People. The Chinese appear to go upon the as sumption that there is always time enough. A social call has no limits. A missionary, w ho speaks feelinly, says : "The excellent pastor who had for his motto, "The man who wnnts to see mi is the man I want to see,' would hate modified his dictum had he lived for any length of time in China. Not improbably he would have followed the example of another busy clenryman, who Lung conspicuously in Lis study the Scriptural motto, "The Lord blesj thy goings out: "The mere enunciation of his business often seems to cost a Chinaman a violent wrench. He says nothing long enough to wear out the patience of ten Europeans He realiites the truth of the adage, "It is easy to go on the mountains to fight tigers, b it to open your mouth and out with a thing this is hard !" IWVi ClHHJiQui'tn. It Is So if Isn't So. Father My son, you must not disput e with your mother in that way. Boy But she's in the wrong. Father TLat makes no difference ; and you might as well learn, my child, once for all, that when a lady says a thing is so, it is so, even if it isn't so. Pick Me tP. It is hard to find fault w ith people who thick just as we do. An Egg Story. There resides in one of Baton's subur ban hamlets a man who is notorious ns a practical joker. There alw. is in business in that place a grocer who has fully as great a reputation for his shrewdness. The joker recently entered the grocery store and ordered a dozen ega. He paid forty cents for them and ordered them sent to the house. That night his wife met him at the door, as he returned home and inqnired : "How much did you pay for those eggs you orde"ed V "Forty cents," be replied. "Well, the next time yoa order egg, you'd better pick them out yourself said his better-half producing to his as tonished gaze a dozen pullets' eggs each about the si' of an English walnnt The joker didn't get mad. lie simply remarked, "I will get square w ith him." That evening he went to the grocer and remarked that those eggs were pret ty small for forty cents a dozen. "Never mind, eggs are eggs," remarked the grocer as he chuckled knowingly. The next day the joker bought two hens and a rooster and carried them home taking good care that the grocer should see them, and learn that his former cus tomer intended to get his eggs at home thereafter. A month later he entered the grocery store with a large basket on his arm. "How much are you paying for eggs?" he asked. "Thirty-five, cash ; forty trade," was the reply. "Let me Lave forty cents worth of corn, then. Here's a dozen eggs." The corn was put into a bag and pass ed over. The grocer took the basket of eggs and his customer left remarking, "Eggs are eggs, old man." "When the grocer opened the basket he found a dozen robins' egm. And now when he has pullets' eggs in stock he always mixes them judiciously with the larger variety. BoMon HeralL A Toad Swallows a Centipede. In the court house yard there are quite a number of large, sleek looking toads. One of these toads was seen by the loung ers about the place engaged in an earn est attempt to swallow something that taxed his energies. A closer examination revealed the fact that the toad had seized a centipede by the rear end and was slowly and placidly stowing him away within his jaws in spite of the victim's frantic efforts to es cape. Nearly one-half of the reptile had disppeared when the centipede, with tbe unincumbered balance of his 100 feet, succeeded in getting a ground hold, and with a desperate effort freed himself from the jaws of the devourer and: was moving rapidly away w hen the toad, re alizing the situation, made a jump and again caught his victim. This time the centijiede seemed to re- ralize the hopelessness of the situation and frantically turned to the right and left, each time nipping his enemy severe ly upon the lips and head, but all to no purpose. The toad would coolly brush away these attacks, first with one foot and then with the other, . all the time taking the centipede in until at last noth ing remained but the toad, calmly and serenely seated ujton his haunches, con sidering the next move. l'l 1'ato lhraLJ. Exposition Echoes. Munich is to send to the World's fair a microscope which magnifies 10,000 times. Bermuda will send what ia claimed as the biggest sponge in the world to the Chicago fair. Pueblo, Colo, is raising money with w tiicti to equip and send to Chicago a "cowboy band." Ceylon has sent, through Sir Henry Wood, a request for space upon which to build a tea house. Siaiu has decided to make an exhibit at Chicago which will eclipse the one it made at the Paris exposition, where it carried off the honors in the oriental sec tion. Miss Harriet Monroe, the Chicago la dy chosen to write the ioem for the World's fair, furnished the ode for the opening of the great Auditorium a few years ago. 1 roiessor 1 'yciie. or the Kansas uni versity, one of the finest taxidermists in America, is preparing a notable exhibit consisting of about loO of the largest mammals in the Cuited States, including buffalo, elk, moose, antelope, deer, moun tain sheep and goats, wild cats, wolves, bears, etc The different species of each are represented and almost all of the an imals, have already lcen secured. Things Useful to Know. Scratches and bruises may lie taken from furniture by using the kernalofa walnut or butternut To make the eyebrows grow better, rub common salt iutothem every night be fore going to bed. Clean white sheepskin rugs hy scrub bing with cas'.ile soap and water, drying thoroughly in the sun. rora disagreeable urcatn, put a lew drops of tincture of myrrh in a tumbler ful of water and thoroughly rinse the mouth with it. A whita cashmere or chudda may be nicely and easily cleaned at home by using soapbark, w hich niay be obtained at any druggist's. In washing black wool goods before making them over, use five cents soap- bark to a pailful of water. L?t it stand until cold. Iron on the wrong side. "Pants." A boy ia the Wichita schools," Califor nia, has been suspended lor reading the following essay on "Pants": ranis are maae lor men, ana not me n lor panis. omen are made for men, and not pants. When a man pants for a woman and a women pants for a man they are a pair of pants, such pants don't last, rants are nice molasses, they are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. The man in the moon changes Lis pants during an eclipse. Don't no to the pantry for pants, you may be mistaken. Men often mistaken in pants. Such mistakes made breeches of promise. luere lias been much discussion as to whether "pants" are singular or plural. Seems to me when men wear pants they are piurai, ana w nen mey con t wear any they are singular. Men get on a tear in their pants and it is all right ; but when the panU get on a tear it is all wrong. Strength and Health. If you are not feeling strong and heal thy, try Elertric Bitters. If " La Grippe has left yoa weak and wearv, use Elect ric Bitteis. This remedy acts directly on liver, Stomach and Kidneys, gently ai '.- ing those organs to perform their func tions. If you are aflllcted with Sick Headache, you will find speedy and per manent relief by taking Electric Bitters. One trial will convince yoa that this is the remedy yoa need. Lirge bottles on- yhOc at J. X. Snyder's drug stare. The value of the words "not transfera ble" often found printed upon tickets has been tested in England and found to be nniuipeachab'e. Cleveland and Defeat. rUiliadt-lphi Bulletin. The prospect is not one to inconveni ence or alarm Republicans. Making due allowance for the exaggerations of the factional leaders, the fact remains that New York is necessary to Iemocratic suc cess and that Mr. Cleveland cannot carry New York. Mr. Cleveland has an nounced, in his oracular fashion that he can be elected without his own State, and this announcement has been received with an enthusiasm that is more credita ble to his followers zeal than good sense. But the fact is no 'ess clear. Mr. Croker may at the moment follow the example of Jchn Kelly, and announce that Tam many will support the nominee, but Mr. Croker cannot control the voters. He can not this manner control Senator Hill, nor Senator Hill's immediate friemls. He cannot control the thousals of voters who turned from Cleveland ofter his tariff message of 87. lie cannot control the independent voters, who know his reform pledges to be a farce. Neither can he control that still more powerful element which fonnd in President Harri son the conservative qualities which it desires to see exerted in Uie Presidential office. These truths are apparent to every observer, and they w ill simpy turn any probable love feast in the convention into a screaming farce. In the long history of American politics there has been no clearer instance of a party walking deliberately into political demoralization. A Hardy Cary. Cary are known to be Lard to kill, but one sent to Pendleton from Portland, Or, the other day beats the record. It had traveled all the w ay from Portland on ice, j and there were bruises on its head, show ing that &n attempt had been made there to taae its me ; but wtien the box was opened this "fresh fish" was found to be moving around as though accustomed to such trifles. It was placed in a tub of fresh water and soon revived, swimming about in a lively fashion.lt is hard to believe that any fish could live out of its element for a journey of 231 nile, but such is stated to be the case. Exchange. A Possiole Solution. The department of public charities and correction of New York city, with it's 1", imj wards, received ?',l'Ki,z;7 in 1S:U, and requested an appropriation of f 2,877,217 for 1S!J. If a part the money that is annualy devoted to keeping alive the helpless and suffering could in some way be diverted to remedying unhealthy domiciles, relieving overcrowded tene ments, dissipating polluted air and foul gases, supplying the best food at cheap rates, educating the masses in the simple principles of hygienic living, and in many like ways checking the sources of disease and degeneration, the knotty problem would find its best solution. The way we can cure is by preventing. We permit factors to exist that degenerate men physically, mentally and morally, and then bring up a clumsy, mechanical, outside philanthropy to try and reform by patchwork. Lr. Henry D.Chapin in Popular Science Monthly. A Word for the Cat, Kittens are a mystery of the beautiful and graceful. The wonder always is how the feline tribe could have developed at the same time Tabby and a tiger. But Tabby, while owing much to human friendship, has put us in deep debt in return. You may laugh at an old maid for petting cats; no one can live and aeep sane wituout a iiet 1 know a woman who began with habits of ex traordinary neatness. She drove off all the cats and gogs because they sold her floors. Then she made war on flies, and her horror was lest a visitor should let a fly into the house. Her windows were darkened and her doors closed. At last the woman went mad on tidiness. She could not endure to have her husband enter the house for fear a lly would come too. f course no one visited such a home after awhile, and the poor creature was qtiite daft Old maids that love cats are sensible. It U far better than to fall in love w ith a bioom and a scrubbing brush. I'.iit really what a marvel of cleanliness at well broil cat is ! They deserve cushions and a place on the fire rug. Mary E. Spencer in St Louis CUh--Di mocrat. His Great Desire. The young son of a prominent actor got into some mischief the other day w Inch drew upon hiin the reprimand, both the oretical and applied, of Lis parents. lien a visitor called later in the after noon the boy was still sulking over his punishment. "And what are you going to be when yon grow up, my little n.an?" asked the guest, noticing the child's gloom and w ishing to coax him into good humor. I suppose you mean to be a famous ict- or like your papa?" ' Naw, I don t," said tl.e little fellow sullenly. " A manager, then V u Naw, nor a manager neither." "Vt ell, what will you be," continued the visitor smilingly, " a merchant or a btnker?" "Naw," said the boy angrily. "Do you want to know what III be when I grow op? Well, I mean to be a or phan." AV- York I'm. Bucklens Arnica Salve. Tae best Sa1v iatha w jnJ f r C 1 ts, Bruises, Sens, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and p'jsitively cures Tiles, or no pay re quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect sutisfUction. or money refunded. Trice 2" cents per box. For sale by J. X. Scy- iler. Remember. That good manners are thoughts filled with kindness and refinement and then translated into behavior. If. hvery man got every cent he earned and every man earned every cent he got, there would be a d liferent distribution of incomes. Didn't Want A Pony. Tapa, Willie Winkers has got & tony. "Has 7" "Yes, and it's the bee-utafulist pony I ever saw. "You don't say so Must as gentle as can be. I rode on it an' didn't fail off once. A boy couldn't get hurt on that pony." "It eats hardly anvthinjr, too, and doesn't cost much to keep." "It doesnt" "Xot anything, hardly. Willie said his papa bought it real cheap." o doubt." "And he said there was plenty moie where that came from. numphlDoyou want me to bey you a pony . "Xo. I was only thinkin' what a nice pony Willie Winkers has." Oh !" 1 er. iiue s got a na-e rapa, too. hasn't he?" Thi no 'SURE EVERT CASE ft if 3 tt ti iv Cv nJ W I I U V treat no Incurable Cases Declined. Ul nam and adriMaaaf varv auffarar from Asthma or P. HAROLD HAYES. M. D., iwaEaaaaaaWtjair" New Spring Goods at S. E. PHILLIPS, 10:i Clinton Street, Louthor &z Green'a Ttlock, JOII.V&TOWN'. imjrcss GOODS. Consisting of Black and Colored Shallie ttlks, Surah Silk. Velvet an! Velveteens in all colors, P.lack and Colored Henriettas at lV, .V, :n, 7", 1 1 snd i I - tier yard. We have a full line of all the New Weaves, such ae liedfor.l Cords, Cheveron I'.arrs and Cheque?, etc. CoKou I)res .ooU. l oile-du-nord Outing Cloth, Canton Cloth, CLir.tes and Ratines. l atlie-. Kpriug Jackvtrt. A full line of Domestics. We guarantie all our Kid Gloves. Call and sec us. S. E. PHILLIPS. MM Elavil GENERATION AFTER GENERATION 7ro;vf on Sunrt f kil'lrn T.nr It. Frwy liaW- r muu-'i ifcTt b-juU- of it i;i -ub iL Every Sufferer irzZt'Zt Arft.in. rm V.ri-i, J -i irrj..-a. I aiiw,. In Ifc-ety r Jjmtm, Mirf Joinu or Mrwm, iii fi-xi in fr. S.i -w rrm Ii POUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS DAVID T. IOCTZ. frcpriftar, XALTIMOK2. J1D. P'ftsrnirKh Fm!i' Colico n n d C..-U;VAT'UY 't :! fi1". tu-t.nitr. t'l Uwht.-r Tii-iir; t.-il no . nv.'u'- "l. r i.r h. im- comrVn;. :rl -aiv. ;it!t yr .r l--.--n. rn-l. 1(. M-tid til ! t.il- f'r-M- 1. 1. i. ily.vcoi. A. 11. N'i;!ci:-h :.!. YOU CAN FIND THIS P-VPER fitt in i'lTTP'-W II nt til Aivffi-mf hurt it oj otr auttmr- T T?? TTTTrTHTT T3T7 n liO WlU CuBlik.l lor aui ved l-xxit kt )owel rua written If JOB . rn li.t ' -ir-'i l-.lt.. v . 1 2 ' bit -1 T-.r in r. l fV 14 ; 1 ..u 1 '. 1.1.1. , 11.x ij, iuiuMa, li .lue. WWW Vt tiir.nf'Rrr. WCPIEKT COjUXPnOll. K5Y-FEVER; ASTHMA. ETC" Crculara Free PLTERYOGEL, Sqaerset.Fa- Odds and Ends: In Tarls loads ere nA-l tj sarJeiters to be ud in destroviiijj iustrU. If mud must be thrown, it hid lttrr be with a 'hovel than w ith a pn. L've fish have been sent in eafi-ty in the mai's fr3:u Iii'iii to the British tuu scum. There is souii-thing wrong ith a nian'3 religion if it never m ikes l.im want to mni. England ia said to have to-d:y a much lower rate of mortality than Maa-.hu-s-.tts. A Eru.4?L syndicate is going to culti vate tobacco extensively in the Congo Free Sti'.te. in mverieu rainnow was rejHirtea a few days ago as having been seen near JefTersoa, Ia. Tiie Turkish goverr.ir.mt has forbid den the importation of a'l patent medi cines into that country. In Germany, while the produrthtn of pig iron has increased, the consumption of that article has declined. The authorities in Berlin have dt-ter-mined to cremate all panders w ho may die while being a public chan?". When the teacher is wide awake him self it is not hard f jr biro to keep his con gregation from goins s'cp. King Humbert of Italy takes great de light in amateur cooking, in which u-- ful occupntiou he shows great ski!!. The moeij-iito U said to have tw.ntv- two teeth in his bil I. Thev are SDdimin- ntive as to be visible only through a mi croje. H:brnia is "utirost" or ''last hab ifa- Uon," for bvon l this to tin? westward the Thi' nicians never extended their voyages. Hjme large blasts of r.ick have let n made to provide materials for the new harbor of refuse at Brcft. as much as 10),(XVt cabic yards beiti thrown out at r :.!: - i -i : v. r ,;.-.(-": . r- T . r-t I .... ( . . I IN I ai..i n .t. Pi ! i w .i ;, h i fi t i - t . ; r'.T'i r'.ww!: wr.t w r t n ; . I I 1 1 K tar -si ; .;. i. ii 'j, l...r lit.. prt;.uijr- It fr. Af( CURE f UK tvt.ni mo ur ?in.i ur , OF HUT FErEH. bui tuo cr ,a. nni'ttnnti. - nti tit oraanrc dise-134, ra CURED TO STAY CUntO rw. tonttitutional treatment. k t iT-w ad tbto It pv f' I rVvt! teat bou. 'i'ir Hay Fever. BUFFALO, N. Y. ARTISTIC JOB PRIMING A SPECIALTY. HARRY M. BESSHOFF, . MANUFACTURING STATIONER AND BLANK BOOK MAKEK. HANNAM CLOCK, JOHNSTOWN .PA. Johnstown's New Grocery. GliOCKKV STORK, vitnl.ra-1 corner ot Market !. :-! (--.-Of t. JOHNSTOWN, I am Jrct an-d t furnish buyers from iill'.rint Miinls with all kin. is of fri'rli jrr.H-erie lit loTcst r.ri. Country i roihice, g i. li as but ter, ej;, etc.. taken in ex change lor goods. JAMES D. RUTLEDGE. C. JORDAN. JOSEPH H1NCHMAN. JORDAN & HINCHMAN. rritl ftl it Hi t.r i same oM m-l. with 1 ;y 1.1 lhao ever. As mhol. a:t? d-.-ali-rs la CRACKERS, CANDIES, MTS AD FH'JIT, i rn- e in.-rtnf'l fa lromi:y and Niii.-:'.:' to .Toiilau Sc i for fU'.lns orJt: 1 Iiiif'hman, T,3 and .'TJ, Muiu Str. t, JOH.VrTK'S. l'A. HOW TO SAVE MONEY. TliV cjlis. p;iisi:ck's Moot ami Shoe Store. 5Iem' OooU from i 1 1 up, an.l a'l other Footwear at the lowest Trices. All pools i'd.ir:iriti-il to cive Satisfaction, if Lot as ric-ommemU-.l, will take tt.eiii hack. Look for the s'n w ith the bis Si Franklin Street, JOHNSTOWN. - PA. Ji 'IIN-T-1". y, I'A. GENERAL MERCHANDISE. All lvj.ur:in-ntx .f o:ir S!re -o .;! VJ i'.!i ihv b.st e is:i Nuy. u-l c Pl.i!"i;!t.:i. Our Store is Headquarters fo." t!ie Choicest Country Froduce. T:..- ( k .-..;;':t' ;i:ni rnll.' i.-hi:: !;- : t . 1 r ! . :i :.i-.rc ro:,ip!t I.'. ai I '. . .v i u; J ::- .-;::." ,-.;;,,:i:'.v 1 :w. ( 1 t-;ir..ii;c i-i.r iix.N an.! ! ( , ji ,;.t . WE SELL CROWN BAKING POWDER. A. H. HUSTOfi, Undertaker and Embalmcr. Collin. Ca-Kets and OF ALL ORArKS UN AGOODI-n n l cvery;U;rf j-Tt! in-v.t o f-ioirei f-.r South Tjfkejfoot Strcrt. ScTerijt, Pjnu'l. (Ivlll-'.l-ljs 1 )F..NSYI. A ' I A KAiUtuAP. S Htl'i' i't IX tt'KiXT I. nr. ,1, i ASTER N STNCAHOTIME MSTAXl i; AM FARE. y. j..i.: i-t'.S'll tt A'SW.Tlil 1 i'l " '.-.ri---:i v Tii... 1 1 rii:U.l"' lii.. 2" " l'..a:r-v:.i,.. lau - I " ;rr..ir? 1 I! " - .;;U:;-h " :.; ' Ivlr.TTKir' . C -: 2 1 '-" " "V. a-.:lr:ili J. V 7 7 rNr.FN-r.o i.ri.r. A .1 n.rt f-fni the J.i3;!i-;..vi a f.i VET"Ai:! Ov.-t.-r Krvr. U,M-.f:t Kxr. Julilt-tui-. :i A.".r:ii:u li: K;rt . PirTi Eij.r W :IT Fa-o I!g'T. M-'l ji!iu-twn Expii.. Line i. m a. m . m . m i a. n I. m . . r.i .....M y I p. Li. EA5TAr.r. At'.!itie Et prew..... Snaor? 1 a t r ... liarii-lmrir ArcoliiniiyiulMll lur Kxpr.-M A ljll Kxprf ........ Kl'.n-s J":.:i!o-vn AffUinniIiUi,:i 1 ililA'll'ipiiia tXJittr I'tsi LiUK . , .... a. in. i i a. m. ... 'l a. m. .... ! r. . in. ... 3.':i 1 1. in. .... -: i i". in. .... T 'i" ;. in. 7 I-'. m. lil:J0 l. 01. CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. Somerset and Cambria J.Or.THVAf:I. EraDcli J ,hw!,.n Ml-? Eii"" Knriwno.1 ! i a. m nervt 4-!0. rtciv.-vUiwa 4. .J, Hoover-v, iie .":. Juhuiuvrii, t in. JhnoTtt M-n Fsi.rnw. Rix iti ndl IT.:;', m. tti.. fHi'm-rs-H 11:. t.iTr-ti)o liJi. Uouvcrxvil.i.' 1J..'.7, Joliii-iova l.ii p. m. ... V.t. j.-.v.n i,,,,.wR(w irI 3 m p. m , Mmcn-t-t mi p. m., flcimmii t :;l p. in.. HuovtTvillf p. m., Jol.nMnnn 7: -- p. in. rt.'-y Arr'-ir.m xti'. n F.. V xl I! SKiaeiM't. ll:Vf. u a. m. porrnwARD. Jf."'-J.,lirin:n 7li i. m., Hrtwrnvi;! 8-S1 S-,!y.-(,,wn S,JlHTH'l Xli'., KlK'kwooil f""--'' -hrstnwn S.-1 p. m.. HiWrrvviVf t !". M.iy.,toa 4.:, Siunerwt 5:ul, KKkwiJ "''" "I1 JnhiKnwn :ut. m , Hurvc:vv!i'.e v 1-i . ru., "( -rn-.m n a. m, suinvr-vt 10:1 a. m , EkwiI In a. m. rl-iiiun Sumert t 5 p. in, &:! SCIIMIBT The Largest and Most Complete Wine, Liquor and Cigar House IN THE UNITED STATES. GK "W. SCHMIDT DISTILLER AND JOBBER OF 3 Fine Whiskies. IMPORTER OF .OS. 95 JXU 67 FIFTH A VF.: 1', riTTl:Ch;!T, P.l. Ail or.Ien r.--eivr ! by ns:ii! Cinderella Their Cleanli ness Lessens Labor. T T will yny you t exaaili; A i v: vou !uv. It '.a? iul t t l.it, tcc'l to a yi'O'l Lak' can have a lire in one r. It Ltilf ti. La-i ; ti:::1? This h a valuaL fcaturo v. :on I n extra l.ir'o I i 1 n of iiil'ovir cr.il otitf'o'.vir: kct Imk'.-r, ana ko I un;- irratv'. w na a i jK'cinllv ili.rai jrrati's in oiif. V:u,n;'' V.i:-1 !'. i tLo trfoctioa oi'o'.'uvcnioi.jc ami ' liivi:i ' tht't c ?vt:irato !!., or tin r::;i not ca -ily warj 1 l HAVKN' I 1 ::.-! JAMES T. IIOLDEIMLVmr, Sonlcrsct. l Kriin-er t Kurt?:. Dc-rliii, I'a.. ami 1 J. Ccrcr A ua, Mcycr-1 I'A i:i:Mi:MI'.r.n 'Things .lone wtl! an. IT WILL. l'AY VOU rflt'iiioria! "SVork WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMKIWK'I'. PI'Jf'A.. Ma iff :t!;rer of aa l L'-;a.'T ia ,-.i-m li'i i P' i-M ion .'-( .'.(, in s" O -r mu m mm w AUo. A-jtv.t fjr the WHITE bllOSZS! P.T-.r. la n.-i-l of Mi"r'MENT WORK wi:i fir.'l i: hi t:n-:r :t;:erct to cull at r.iy shi'i j-ri li j-rt.t r sa...-! '..'.lltr ?;v . t':!.ni. v-.:r-'. !'- ': r, r' :-.. tu i '-jf fl., ut.f Il' tl.i 1 'A' i' L'j W. i ir.-. Hi ii-t:iiil au--ut.oa w Iha A'hita Bronze, Or Pure Zinc Monument Tvrfs-i'KVrf -c nFV. W. . R!yi:. a IK ? :r.iii.v : '- ).,!,:! y ." -:v. i L av-: i l.'N-i r.i ' 1 '.S. i':! lm h .-.!.-! t. I :L -.; :':ir :. r ' -. i:l vt'.T C u.-nLit) I.U- F. SilAFFEK. Loutlier's Main Street, Somerset, Pa. This Hcd:l Drg Stcre is Earidly Ecccahg a Grsat FRESH AND PURE DRUGS. Jlcdieuics, Di'c Stuff's, Sponges, Tmses, Supporters, Toihi Articles, I'crftfxics, d'T. TKg CCTOR CIVE3 rSl.-OXAL AITESnOS TO THE CCMrOCKMSO Of S"3tair's PrGscrinLions S Family Receipts. 7 A Vi-.V SPECTACLES, Ami a Full Line of Optical such a large ajsortmcnt all ccn be suiteu. FIK.EST BRANDS OF CIGARS cn h:md. It is alravs to intending ptircharcrs, whether they buy !r?m us or elc-ervhcre. J. HAiri STREET in, Somerset ELIAS LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS Hard and Solt AVoocls, OAt, POPLAR. SIDIM:?, . P.rKffi, kOCLOISOa, ash. walntt. rLxr.iG. 9ah, stair rtl3 HFR?.Y. YKLLOWPINK. PIUS'JLiH. POORS B4Ll'STER- CHETTSCT, WHITE PIN'S. LATH, ELINDJ, SEWEI, P A 'Jenera! Line of a',1 r!rj t I.nmV-r ar. 1 Eull.Iin? yttur;al aa. R,ii:,f sit krj.1 la M ALo, can rarniih an-ibiu-; in the Uieofoiirb-i-irfia toorlvr !'! KawBah: p.'wa.aj j. Mich an Br kt-i. O M -tie! r, etc. ELIA.S ClJlSTXIaHAr, Offlce and Yard Opposite S. &C. R. K. Station, Somerset crerrrr3 smencaa CAVtATS. TP ADE MARKS. --V.. - i W DESICM PATkNTi COPfRiCH fS, etc. F.r Hf -ma'iAn at f, ji ,n.ty wit ta Ml v i i).. . I Bh -v, Nl V..KK. f'll-t l)il-.-it:i f... .irrc pl.-ii' ill .U: -r-. . t T.-rr ;-i:i-n; -u' i v i; U I r;.t-i;i- T..rrt tuc pi'.'ji. ; L) tt aMi.v ir-H'il I K .: I-:.:-e l.l U. J . cicntific mrri(n T.ri. p-t r-.l. r'f a- v i.-lrnt . t7.. . v Agency for JiUILDim. r1 ive nrotnot a?tf!i? Stoves and Kan Their Economy Saves You Ftloncv. oi'KK.v cixnKr.Kr.r.A i:a x t ; i: - t nit'rov' ir.or.t.-', aii'l i- vi!-i Un- iluvct ilralt Oatr.t r. or 1 - V. ! rn'Hrci vi4i1 x'n: i I' voti vantanui "k 'it'- i'-'r viu-lv .,1 '!' "cn. to :ir on:i on t! 1: r" Ic vcntilat ll at Will : t:. ai.Ii:,c-. I 7, ant.!.'- c 1 ly tho action oi li; . I-::t.-t.:trv?l. S.M :.! .i 1 I w;th v, oxf!!!;-! t:if ui.-v.v-- ir iirt A.iJ 7-, f"" i7"i r-M L.ita iLj Yi'YM I Cvcr "GO Eoaut:ful Designs. Driio- Store, criY rzF-n rczz arzicles E YE-G LASSES, Gooi!s alwav3 on narul. From a pleasure to tli?pliy our irooc iul:t:::.lli;- - n h-n in Senil ;r LOUTHER, M. D. - - SOMERSET. FA Lumber Yard. CUNNINGHAM, CIYS YOUR B0V5 A USEFCL PEFSES Press ac-I CclSL i-7S. J-oo, $j.o 1 7-3", .. $11. oo t Si.o). K A. Lurr.i:::, AaaMkaJaWa... ' 30 f frit A. f, t:i"jr one time. j k.M k roul i:: Inily. . i.l. .'I N.N i. I -ft. 1 -T i i I I .l.t.J-.