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CURTIS K. GROVE,
SCKERSET, PA.
KV.-llA, flXMEa, AKR1AC-E5,
f i..-v.i Tii ,o"9. tlXK WAtiOSa
AM tA-TLLN AND WEilEKS WORK
f art rf or. Pbort. ii-e.
P&xtrg Done on Short Time.
aoiirrf . wihwantially
fl!y Fir.rii. and
irrlrj 7 First Zss. Tzlzzzz.
fc ta:-: of All Kin tn Vv Line Pone oa j
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All Work AVarranted.
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VOL. XXXIX. XO. 17.
It is to Your Interest
to but Tora
Drugs and Medicines
OF
JOHH H. SHYDEB.
st'ecsssogi ro
Biesegker & Snyder.
None but the purest and beat kept in stock,
and when lni(rsbeme inert by stand
ing, as certain of tbeiii do. we de
stroy tbera, rather than im
lote on our customers.
Tou can it-pend on baring your
PRESCRIPTIONS k FAMILY RECEIPTS
Ciled with care. Our price are as low a
ar.y other firt-las9 house and on
nr aniri fundi lnwer.
rhe people of this county aeein to know
tLi, and have given u a lare lare of their
jffltr9i - .ai. - e, and we shull still cx-ctinue te give
t?ifiu the verr beM poods ftr their money.
fk not forget tliat we niakt a specialty of
FITTLNGr TRUSSES.
We (riarantee satbiaction, and, if you hare
tad trouble in tkia direction,
give n a call.
SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES
in great variety ; A full set of Test lnses.
Code ia and have your ey e eramined. No
charge for examination, and we are confident
we ran suit you. Come and see tta.
Expect fiilly,
JOHN N. SNYDER.
STOP! LOOK! USTHI
EVERYOKE WANTS TO KNOW
U'HERE TO GET THE MOST OF
CF THIS VORLD S GOODS FOR
THE LEAST MONEY ?
WE HAVE THEM '
iDishes.:
WHITE, YELLOW, GLASS,
A5TD BOCKIXGHAM WARE,
IN GRtT VARIETY.
BASKETS, U3KISG-3LASSESt
HANGING LAMPS, STAND LAMPS
Lamps of all Descriptions.
Novelties and Oddities in China
THE PLACE FOR
FANCY k STAPLE GROCERIES
13 AT THE STOKE OF
ED. B. COFFROTH,
SOMERSET, PA
PUBLIC SALE
OF
BY VIP.TT"! of an r.fcr of le inn-d oot of
ti.enan' t.un of .-somerset l outity. P-.
a a. U ci;ik Ui ti:.h- M.e o.. the piemtxa
in .ire.-Tri 7. nrh-.j.. ilrwr-!.jun! of a Biiie
west t ljmntvurf, on
SI OX DA Y, (X. TOU Eli 27, 1S:0,
At 1 ad p- ra . rl.e r now-iii described anI
vuluabk rittie
A er;am frra, the real estate of Jarw.b B.
ruD:rnn.oee , iuera ..!nerrt and Jef-f.-1-....i!
T..an-.h:f. N'rar-l ' u un:y, J'a.. only a
-m;i ;sn in J.-i-rin t-xmhiji. tinf t- n
yv rrat of Una. art;oifiTic U-i M J-h
1. i :;r. i'Tve I-: lev. J.4n Hiiy. J,Ln Vov
iT. H. Krii e. Al-a. tVM.Tiiryjnnn, i. lavn' es
tate Julia (intryin:i. It H. flick aod other..
id all en:itMim ltf af-re- nwr or 1. t-ut l:")
add-rleand, baian Will timbered, aitb a
tt aill " t atnt ST.'. kc-l r ; tiro dwelling
Iwok. oDe a lanre tiri. k boua a ry lurr
lrn ar- J o'tT t.uibt;iifliiii. at-nit f-e miiw
wt f oo r-t.t. '-r to clnr ti, riww!-i ami
Hnr,-i. Ti l l- a r-1 an 1 beaiuiful f tie
hiirti.-n ""Rle of n'rlvaium, ar-1 nx1iK t x
TtI of (TTiu" t:'1 r-ain : a an. tie fnut trw i
tbelnw. wrth r.i mnniiur wut . ai-o .linie-oim.-.
I tM-aram 'W1 ul on Ibe frt i n-rr-.1
!-o-r-iMi r:ivli Aj.r.l 1. 1---1 The purvli
er Im the ntiu u flow aud u-r tie fata, reir
atr I iht-vext stBi!a..r' cro.
TERMS OF SALE.
fine ttrirfl to rtnla a Hen oa the farm, afVr
the t in-uMtmse dtslucWd tne interetu. be m!
ni,u.iir and rrxuUr.v'.o tlie id.. of the deed
iur.se tH-r lile, and at her th the pniiei)al
i Uic t ir of i in- ! d . te fourth of t he hal -ix-e
ah after d.-durtinif the dver. oa rotihr.
Rail! n ol aie. mhwi int. on ooaev Miail bec:oi
and ta - oS band anocey eah on d.iy of
ate. l tie wiw." --
mePLS without lliu-r ; uki o"ci
t aenireo .!'? jum . .
. . . ...ih r ii.CMwaiuM Bh.nl Inn
n r.r; ' " . ;
farm rail rail A-tnlni-tratore oa the turn).
, . . . ... . , ,
r th.-il" ailoiwy. "
j r.,,,rV -'KVMaN,
E L. OK'NTKVMAX. ,
1L UtXl NTRYNA.V
.'. AdsiUiialratoni and Trvar.
-r-VFf3TRIX' NOTICE.
L.t of IX VJ nrUWatil, utr- , Wfi
Township. SnerNi-t County, l-'a.
-a .
meut atnl havuir riaiuu or iemau.ii
tiraii fiUftwr.i on l-rmar, -1
i the oJut- oJ J. M. tinituii, in Nrarr-rt Rnr.
a.- . v . tLl'uil'(l
IjRV W EN S ESS LI Qt'OR HAB1T-1 au. TBI
ou THtai i Ktiicrii, Vm. Haikb'
tkU'E! SrtxiriC
Il ear he r'ven in a eti? of tea or c-fT arithoot
the knol? of He .t taktns il eSer-tinr a
L.,1, xnO irtTnanent itre, abrt.iej the iient
TltoawmcWof drankaMs have beea eu,
have la i d i" ..k-b
.ikh -heir kw.halee. wxUv he. ley e iher
dnatiwof cbeiToti fre wi:L uhara.ul
ren-i't frn it adtniiufcralnKi. urt c jar-
Mi.vd. w.a tireirealar and fuii partKn.lam.
Alrw i if!deE, KolJ-ut Sraxinc Cu, lo
luce uvl iwnaunau, u.
A
UPITOB'S XOTICE.
la iheaM-t!rat te eia-.a k iw
al beri a b.'BTh. rv-nt. o.. .,; tt.
Xi.esnaaerawn- i4.,pt.iB!! nTeCoartopi
..... r.-.t !. n.i T-iyn a linb"itn of u
v n : itx haa-ia of istr tx olor, he-t-y tvea
ml.-e thai he a-.il attend at :a ott.w in .'Df-
rraeMw.. on Friday, the '.Htb day '
,u a.ni, of hi atatatmeni a b mt4 waeea
Yalnal
RealEslaie
New Fall Stock
-OF-
Boots and Shoes
Are received and open for joar tnte-UuB at
" THE FAMOUS,"
52 Sixth Street,
PITTSBURGH, PA
.a
THOSE IV VEF.D of the finer and li-htr
trade uT fiwi at-ar will hu-i a guud asd veil
krrui v-. k at iir mire, but e aiJiw call
yt-nr nxcM aueotkia to our
Heavy Kip anil
Calf Boot
Calf Button and .
Lace Shoes,
JFXE TJ1Z LJLDIS,
Good. Solid School Shoes
( the ehiMren. tt'e Rnmrame rem a reat
ti 'in mnoer . b!iiiif tnwn as, ad
FitarxBteeltiK ntinarlkNi kiaiL W eiuvtte
you w give ua aiiearli ealL
Rubber Boots and
Shoes in Abundance.
Coree ia and mum bile ymi are here at the
LlvUiiiii. Mace vourM-lf a: b:ne by liavina
j.Mir Uuudltaand (airkaKea, Tlx y a ill be laaen
r rc ul in at ra ;i-.
PUBLIC SALE
Or
Yalnalileeal Estate.
BY VinTCEoraw ordt-r oTale rirA net of
lit iri.baun' tvmrt a( inei County. Pa
Ki ne liirer-tert. I will rler at fMiblic sale oa the
prem!e. in Paiui Towahi,oae-fourtti of a mile
kt nt ecala Lr ,t-i. mil
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, IS 90,
At J o'clock p. m . the Mlwlni dKTihed and
ii ut-.t rel fftste. vzi :
A cprfam tann. the real eatef An.imt K cn
deced. wia.ite n Pkiut Tap- iaerrt
.. P. unit kirh.an.i Ta".. Cambria to.. aJ
.:mi: lati. rf IvmI J. Mmfli-r. J. P. Heiu,
' "rn- iu. HknU'y..e.irs"nrail Jt-rt'5!!iah;nej.
J. tin tL Sw e. iamrs K. CKta a! ottu-r. ron
i:aiBff J a-n-n nw re to- h".a.4;t I arr.
-iared and tianrr well timiertwi. t:h a roJ
xi-mr caaip tliat ir .U ati about ! keelens, two
::Dwe!ling Houses,:
a larr bnV ltm atxA ctUr oulbniMine. bint
Dfriht v) lut ot Ijev A, aiH B-ttint two
nclufie ftir"ai oi.i fnoi Paint fhc k SbUHtn. n
". K. k.. near to rliur-h. wiv-wU Dd
.mit. Ttii i m corf titiJ bfu!lial Ctna. n
J,;t:be iietf ruittTtiiMif!. atxl rxlu- mo1
(T ip ol era iM yntui ; t.ii rvv?Tsti eo-J (rrh
tr i( fru-i ti-, an a unm-rrf Hfvtr fi iue;
rihsrf arx- or this larta. Nearly ( he ht lc fa rro
i uti'luUid wixh rr.l vririi otf ;reli:t gqhI
aud I;mt44oii , :a ftKir-fot reiuot cL, aiid a ui
la A wii limfitf brintr orient
Trii Uxm wiil tie offer! in two dirtsimi, ora
a i &ire. Penmoa dinc2 tnnrnja:icn abnul the
f-jna an nail on lb E-uur, in btonrcTW Tp.
Cambna C uuty.orj. . OatUger. boiOLTex, Fa.
TERMS:
One-ihiM at eotifirmatlr.n of sale : onehird In
wie yu-. tiiaiKT ia lo ynui IV (erred py
wrntto liear Ir u-T aa1 to he acr-nred '-y jodc
i. es to be male liem. Ten per mil of the pcr-
hae nuineyto be paid wbea Lbe miperty a
kooc-kej dxrn.
AXt'KEW KTVKrX.
octl. Execu'.or.
JEGAL NOTICE.
In re Eat; ) In the OrobaiMT Court
of V of Ponierrt Co . Pa. 'J
Saj:Colemaa,dee"d. ) ept- Eitr a Aect.
enfinaed .
I'Sent. '0 Evtr'a Aeet eontirme.1 ab'ntmely.
And now. 4thiet. n rwv.lca of Valrntine
Hav. I'i , Attoroev tir the tueriitoia, the Court
aiK.im j. O. Kinimel Eq.. Auditor to.feriain
ammint of ecjlateral indebted De lax to be paid,
and dirtnbaie the baiaaee In their hand, among
1 by legacy enutled to the him.
raax-l niRumA County, m.
Extract from the record, eenine i Jth of i.e
toher, 1"UU.
JACOB D. 6WASK, Clerk.
The Auditor aill attend at hia oBee in Poroee
et riomnrh. on Thursday, the aHh day of rto
her. 1i. of ht-h ail peron intereaied will take
Dw. or be forever debarred Imm cociinc Lit for
a ahare of the fund hereafter.
, J.O. KIMWEI L.
tyA, Auditor.
pU BLiC SALE
OF
Vnaluable Real Estate 1
TY VIP.TTE of aa order of fale lamed out of
X tbetirphaJii.' 0irt of rxwiieraet County, ra ,
ae at.1 exie topublie mie on me i-n-iiii-" m
wmrnti. Toa tbhiii. ooe mile eaat uf Edie, on
SATCRDAY, OCTOBER 1. 1S30,
At 1 o"clo lp.iL. the fclloTtiig described real
estate, via :
A eertaia farm the real cataie of Franklin
LaiiDtx. rt- d. tiuaie in tonTet Twp.. Sm)enH
jn:v. 1'a.. adtmu'tat land- l Benjamin niuer,
Pi-ter Millar. I nab Trent. Ht-ory J. HotTiBan.c.
C.wartv and Emanuei Bowman txmuiniix I w
a'.-re : rjt acre, rWr, and in tixi ate of eulti-
vaoon : baiarie well timtred. Ittereiaereeteo
on the farm a fjud two atory
DWELLISG HOUSE
Bank barn, and other ootlmfldinn. The farm ia
aell aaiered : runnina i-nnBi at the house : o
(rr rrove. tao ihrinc youn irhard. and t
e-mvenieiit toehun h and arfc.!-a-t 4nuia
nosth of sianeraet. l-onwJon given ai.ru l, iwl
C7 SALS.
rw..Lv.iMi .a n.mafn a on the farm arter all
drbt- andevpene f admtnrtioa af-pall.
Iiir interest to he paid anuoally tot be aids of
tue dnea-l diinna; her uauirai mt ana at nr
dath to the Water of the o-eaed. Ten f-er
eent. of the pnn-haae money on day of aaie : tne
remainder of one-third the ro itirmatit of aaie.
One-third in aix montba. and the remainine one
. toa in mm wmr with in-fret on deferred nav-
a.eritfromeonfinnat(oj of sale : doaer and pay
nx nt to be aeeotrd by rodTBenui.
Iron9i1iriQC further iiiiorniaiion ran call oa
or addrw eilher of le Execctor at Edie, P. U.
JO?EPH . MILLER
ALEXAVLiER LAL.VTZ.
ot-t.ll- ExeeiiLorfl.
"PUBLIC SALE
OP
Valuable real estatE
The tindewmed. Onardian of Antin J. Brant't
ehildren. of hrotheivailrT Towrwhip, will aell
at f utile aaie on
SATURDAY, XOrESICER L, ISM,
at K. I- Cnok'a atore in Bwl-a. at 1 o'rlnrk. . in.,
tha undivided on-haif ofa tntctof iaod ailuaie is
hrothetrvaiiey Tp-. alj-Hninc laal of Alaaa-Ari-
Cotcman. J. M. noaver. llrnry Ua.ii!erT and
other, eootainin s; ariva. saore r iea. i which
ate eroded ai'aeiling Hntiae aad enable. Tae
land i weil timiieTed. The owner of the other
half will al-o teil aia half at the aatne tine.
TTRMS REASONABLE, and wiU t made
k ao n on the day of -aie
li. H. YOIiER, Guardian
Mm fsSsLiv2r Enlarlo.
The or.ly tore and radical core far
CONSTIPATION.
BLUO'JSNESS.
INDIGESTION.
and al! disorder offlieljver. haarnred hondreda
ot twple, and b the otily retned v tor theae di
Jt r,d in eaic In which the nvwt ki!lral
ttiTt ntte-lv failed. Tetitnooie'a from hundred
ofTa-ofSe'-viTUr in Blair Cotairr. penryhrania.
li Varuf nred bv It. T. KETK1V.. IL-LltV-JilRQ.
PA., JtTTtheP.T. L. K. Co.. and
lur ie by all rnunrat so cent per hotUe,
Se renuiue rnilew the latd ik" the Ib
Cia Armw-bead Trade Mark. 4--KO-IJ-r-
G" EO. D. MITCHELL.
AU y at-Laa and Solicitor f Peaafcca
and Patent, Box iw, Wanhuurton. IX C
Clerk to Senate Pension Ommbuw for laat
roar. If von Uae paosiutiwEa, writ 'nd
te give advar. .
Somerset
SOMERSET,- PA.,
A bruue if a contnaian; wiUa( ara im
flaniroauona; eatm aad wouda ara alik dta
turtiaace narerai acttoa. throocli whica
tha vera are citrfd. aircciattaa tiapadeA.
omfaatioa act la and rvn ansa katore a
iapaiieni it trie M r.xbt itaejr aad pain ia
lees.fia. Jtruue and wUingi need a aootk
laa laSoence, hot ia enta and waond bardly
aa v ana would aoor a UamaT reiaedv laia a
eg wound, ro aooa aa am&ra amnta
a, x the para totems', aiawaaonca .
r'I I a. m-m aoetha
a!acoBsOiliS?i2
j tha isjaied Uaraa and reatorta.
' C-aed acmrdiBK ta dirccttoBa, it
heipa nanira and eorea
FnomLl AAD ILRILMXTIY.
Mr. Louis Rtbo. Preaton Street Detroit.
Mich., aaya: -PitcMna ball I apraiaed and
bnuaediayarm; Iwoajtplkaijontof b. iaooton
Oil oured me,"
Mr. Grotav Kaowald, Jr. fTlvydalel. FreoV
rrickrbgrg, Texaa, wriua, Anroat 20. I t
waa badly cut with a arythe: half bMtieaM.
Jacoba Oil cared me- It CU RES.
At &BCeam ah Cxalsm.
THE CHARLES . V0SO.U taSaaart. ML
CHILDREN
W35(F aaauBBBBB9BiiaBasB'aaBJBaaBB
Are always liable to sudden aiid aerer
eokla. tJ crotp. sore throat, lung fever, etc
Letnediee, to r eHecxivr, must I adntin-h-tcred
without delay. Nothing to better
adapted for xocn enienreneie Uixn Aycr'a
C berry PectarmL Jt aoothea the inftilned
Dirnihraue, promotes eec to ration, relieve
coucting. aud induce sleep. The prompt os
of this medicine ba saved ninuDwrabic lives,
both of young and old.
- -One of eij children bad eroup. Tbeeaa
was attended by our physician, and was sup.
poaed to lie aell nnder eourroL One night
I was startled by the child's hard breathing,
and on going to it lousd it
Strangling.
It had nearly ceased to breathe. EeaJlzhag
Hut U.e child's al&rming condition had be
come possible in aptle of ilie medicine S bad
taien. I rea?oied that such remedies would
be of no avail- Having a part of a bottle of
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in the bouse, I gavo
the child three doses, at short Intervals, and
anxiously waited results. From the moment
the Pectoral waa given, the child's breathing
prew easier, and in a short time it was sleep
ii fiiielly a;id brra;huir caturally. Tb
child is alive and well to-dy. and I do not -Lesiute
to say that Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
saved its hit." C J. Wooldridse, TYonlixm,
Texas.
f For oolds. eocphs. bronchitis, asthma,
and the early stases of consumption, take
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
rsmsiD bt
DR. J. C. AYES A CO., LoweU. Mas.
Said ky ail liraggiau. Frioe ,1; six bot'Ja,$4.
THE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
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DtablUhed, 1877.
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t Natiaaai, 1893
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WEDNESDAY; OCTOBER 15, 1890.!
HER STIPULATION.
At the old piano sebted
.Ai I playsd with Margwre. j .
. Sweet tiie harmoT:T rereated -
Ia the chords of our duet.
Twaa her favorite piece, the told me,
She had chosen it to play,
And its music seemed to hold me
With a viewless, magic ;.
Twas a melody Circassian,
And its strains, in varying mood,
Xtrw sang low of love's sweet passion.
Now like clarions stirred the blood.
Still with me the memory lingers ,
Of that happy day in Jane ;
So 1 a-monious moved oar fingers
Surely we had hearts ia tone !
Visions through my soul delighted
, . Passed, that told what jay 'twould be
If our hearts ooold he tinited,
Uakiug endless harmony.
Ard I ihonght 'Tis now or never 1"
So I whispered. " Margaret.
Why should not we twain forever
., Makeour hrtsooe lung dael f
She, meanwhile, with tnii:e entrancing
Stood in aileoce wrapt ; but soon.
" 'Twould be nice," she said, sly glanc
ing If I always chose the tune !"
HOW IT ENDED.
BY AJiV BAXDOLTR.
" Of course I am Tery eorry for yoa, my
dear," said Mrs. General Gore, compla
cently arranging the lappet of her new
lace cap, as she sat before the blazing fire
of Litrerpool coaL " And I dare say you
will soon find some occupation to soil
you. Bat it is quite impossible for t to
help yoa. The General has bo very many
claims on his parse, yoa see. And, real
ly, when we come to thinTc of it, you
are only but a sort of third or fourth
cousin.'
Eubv Phelps looked at the fair, plump,
elezantlv dressed matron with a sort of
amazement. She had come to the city in
the most perfect confidence that Mrs.
Gore would help her, advise her per
haps even offer her a boaie in the Fifth
Avenue mansion until some opportunity
to earn her bread should offer itself to
her. ''
"But," said she, "What am I to
do?"
" Dear me said Mrs. Gore, " what a
Tery strange question! I should think
that you might have made up your mind
as to that long before you left your
home." ;
" I wasn't as wise then as I am now,"
said Kuby, with flaming cheeks, as she
rose to depart, reminded involuntarily of
the old parable of the Priest and the
Levtte.
Dont yoa think you had better go
back to Mushroom IIoilowT" said Mrs.
Gte, sweetly.
. " Xa, I don't said Ruby ; and she
went away without another word. Fhe
would have died sooner thao tell Mrs.
Cra tkt ahe haf not amough money
left for a retara ticket to Mushroom Hol
low.'. Oat into the snowy dark she crept,
with a strange, empty feeling at her
heart. She did not know where to go, so
she simply followed the current of passers-by
and when she came to a humble
little bakery, she opened the door and
went in.
" I have had nothing to eat since mor
ning," she said to herself. I cannot
starve."
At the back of the store there were two
or three little oilcloth-covered tables ;
she sat down at the newest one, and ask
ed, meekly, for a roll and a cop of tea
and as site at and drank, she could hear
the m istress of the place scolding a girl
across the counter.
" Yoa promised to come to-night," she
said, " and now you've thrown me over ;
and I'd like to know what I'm to do ? and
just our busy season, too ; get married.
indeed ; if yoa was going to get married,
why didn't yoa say so at first 7
And her diatribe was only ended by
the abrupt flouncing oat of the store of
the young woman whom 6he was scold
ing. Buby Phelps had listened intently to
this little by-play.
She was a girl of some decision and
originality. Her mind was made up at
once. - .
She rose and came forward to the coun
ter. " Cannot I do T" said she. " You need
a helper. I want work. I will come fur
low wages until I have learned your
ways. I m willing and active. Will you
try me?"
But," trapped Mrs. Ely for that wa
ber name " you are a lady !"
" I am a woman who wants work,"
said Baby. " I think I could suit yoa if
yoa would but allow me a UiaL"
Ely will say it ainT business," said
the baker's wife. " But I do need help
dreadful, and I never yet mistook in peo
ple's faces. Ye?, you may come for a
trial week, at least Miss"
" Call me Ruby," said the girl. My
name is Rubina Phelps."
And that night she slept under the
humble roof of tlie Sixth Avenue ba
kery. At the end of the .week Mrs. Ely de
clared that she sever had a help that
suited her like Ruby Phelps.
Tbe girl was quiet and efficient- She
saw everything, and was prepared for all
emergencies. But she had been in ber
new place only three months when good
Mr. Ely died.
The poor widow wept and wrung ber
hands.
Oh, dear, oh, dear T she cried, " what
is to become of me ? The children are all
babies, and not a cent of insurance on
Ely's life ! We're as good as beggars, and
what shall I do 7"
" Go on with the business, to be sure,"
said Buby, calmly.
Mrs. Ely stopped whimpering, and
stared at the speaker.
But I aun only a woman," said she.
" I couldn't run the business."
- Then let me do it," said Ruby. " I
know that I could go on just as Mr. Ely
was doing. He was talking about enlarg
ing the restaurant. We could serve twen
ty tables aa well as ten. We could serve
creams, and ices, sod chocolate, as welt
as tea and rolls. There b Emi!e, the new
French baker, ess get up anything, atd
little Kate makes delicious tarts and
yxjfra. We may as well be A fashionable
place as a mere bakery. And then, yoa
know, we can charre accordingly. AH
that we want is to get our names up.
And Baby Pbtlps prediction 10 ved
true. When two or three years hi elaps-.
ed, the establishment of " Mme. Elie E4
bini," as they had determined to christen
it, had become famooa 1 They had r
moved to one of the wide side streets, en
gaged a plate-glass fronted store,, with A
marble floor and elegantly-frescoed wail.
Their gilded table were attended by
colored waiters; a perfumed fountain
played in the centre, and tropical flowess
bloomed in tbe windows. The public,
easily caught by a little outside glitter,
readily opened to them and nobody's
entertainment was complete unless the 1
banquet was purveyed by Mate. T.He
BabinL" Ruby Phelps had a way of deo
ora'ing tables which was entirely her
own an odd, original method of catering
a store of gastronomic secrets which
she chose to impart to no one but they
pleased the cosmopolitan taste of Xew
York. She had made a success of tbe
business. She was utie leader now, the
capitalist, and meek little Mrs. Eiy was
borne along resiatiessly in her track,
admiring and loyal to tbe very last de
gree. - :
"I don't know how yoo' ve done it, I'm
sure," said the widow. " When I look
back, it seems almost like magic ! It was
a lucky day for me, Ruby, wbea yoa
came in and ordered that roll and cup of
tea. Wasn't it V.
a
" I c".sn't know of anybody," said old
Mr. Gibbons," that has money to put out
at interest aside from the regular profess
ionals, yoa know, except the firm of Elie
RubinL Yoa might try Arm ."
" Die P.abini 1" echoed Mrs. General
Gore, " Why, those are the people who
set my table for me when L bad my last
fancy masquerade ball, and charged so
shockingly, too! But, then, they always
do things so elegantly at Rubiei's. And
you think they cculd lend me the mon
ey? I mtiaf hive it somewhere if the
General finds out that I've pawned my
diamonds, I do think he'll murder me ;
oh, of course I'll go there and rigut at
once !"
The room at the back of the talca was
dark at the best of times, which was
natural enough, opening, as it did, upon
a blind wall aod Mrs. Gore told her
tale, without even having had a good look
at the face of the stately lady is garnet
silk. It was s too oft-repeated story ex
travagance, gambling, in ladylike way,
money borrowed, jew els put ia pa wn, nn
til now it seemed to poor Mrs." CJore as if
the entire financial world were opening
beneath her feet opening to swallow het
OP- ... , ,
Mme. Rubini heard her through, and
then she struck a silver hand-bell sharp
ly. Mrs. Gore started.
" Dear me T cried she. " What is all
that for r
" I rang," said Mme. Rubini, calmly,
"fir lights."
A servant glided noiselessly in, lighted
a cluster of chandeliers, and as noiseless
ly departed. Mme. Rubini looked quiet
ly f Vnt, Oor' now pale sVuaaw
" I see," she said, " that yoa remem
ber roe."
"It's it musf be Ruby Phelps my
cousin Ruby, from Mushroom Hollow '."
gasped tbe portly matron.
" Exactly." sai l Ruby. " Well, it ap
pears that the tables are turned at last.
J'ow, Mrs. Gore, are ia want, am the
moneyed person. Wtll, I shall do exact
ly as yoa did to me send yoa civilly
about your business."
"You won't lend me the money?"
Xot if it were to keep you from star
vation."
There wa nothing of the long-suffering
and angelic about Ruby Phelps. She had
been cruelly hart and wounded when her
city cousin ''sent her about her bosinesa."
Tbe opportunity to retaliate had r""
sented itself at last, and Ruby rud not
been slow to take advantage of it. . -
" But," cried Mrs. trore, " I shall be
ruined ."
" Possibly rV Mme. Rubini shrugged
her shoulders. " But I do not know that
it matters to me."
Mrs Gore went into hysterics. - Mme.
Rubini rang the bell for a yootg woman
to bring camphor and sal volatile to he
relief, and calmly re-entered ber cash
desk. - ' :-:;
When Mrs. Gore went sorrowfully
home, thinking what tale was best to tell
her husband, she found that the old gen
tleman had taken the steamer to Cuba,
leaving only an apologetic letter to his
wife. Debts at cards disastrous specula
tions any number of excuses were put
forward. But all that Mrs. Gore knew
was that she was left penniless and dis
graced to face the world. ...
It might have been a Nemesis i. Who
knewr
While R iby, sitting at the end of the
kn.x. brilliantly lighted taJ'tn, where end
less rows of chandeliers seemed to repeat
themselves ia sheets of mirror, and tne
crowd of evening custom was beginning
to flow in, thought to herself :"' ' '
" If she had spoken bat one word of
kindness to me three years ago, I would
have laid down my life fur her Eot
now" ... f
Assuredly, it was a Nemesis 1 1 ,
Fifteen Cents for a Horse.
Julias Smith, of Troy Corners, oa the
L'tiea plank road, came to the city yester
day morning with s load of prodnoe-. - He
left his wagon in tlie eastern market and
then put his horse in -Victor Diedrich's
bam. While disposing , of- his. foal in
the market Ls was apt-reached l-f three
men, one of whom asked him it he wish
ed to trade horses. He replied that he
bad no such desire, and was asked what
the horse was worth. To get rid of tbe
men he jokingly replied, Ceea ceata.
Immediately one of the men put fifteen
cents in his hand with the remark," "the
A moment afterward they disappeared,
When Smith retara ed to the barn later
on tbe horse was taiasiny Us notified
the police, and Patrolman Stuerwald was
detailed to assist him "in recovering lite
animal. The auan who, had given him
tbe money was found near the baft, and
locked np at the station. He "gave his
name as Robert B. Knowlton, aged V,,.
farmer by occupation, and residing ia
Greenfield. He has, however, beta stop
ping on ' Division street for some time.
The horse was a gry mare ani vailed
at $170. JXirvil Frse Pttm. t .u
' ' V t, afa f
There ara 31 nwaaiBsa -fcv Dsaver,
Col., and 21 men worth oa Use ateragp,
era
; Ha Downed the Gambler.
1
' "De- yon see that tall man standing
these, asked the colossi.- Notice bow
he brashes his hair forward en the sides,
as some-Englishmen do. One of those
locks hides A scar which bears eloqaent
testimony as tea narrow escape from
death."- - .
"Thirty years ago he was a deputy
martLl in Nevada. Ho stArted out one
day tft arrest a notorious gambler who
had kilied a teas over a game of cards.
The gambler knew that the marshal was
seeking him but with a cool e3rontt-ry
walked about the siretu all day. John
that ia that deoutv marshal heard that
the duao he wanted was in a well-known
bar-noom. ., He set out for the place and
carelessly walked boldly into the rooui.
He had not crowed the threshold before
he f jund himself rooking taUr tlnj barrel
of s tis -shooter.'
"tome, Hardy he said coolly, this
won't do. I've come to get yoa and I
want you.' " " "
" 'See Lere, John said the gambler, I
doa't wint to kill yoa, but I won't let
any man arrest me. Go away and let
me alone."
'o, I want yoa,' said the deputy
marshal quietly. 'Put down your six
shooter and come with me.'
" 'IH see you shot first.' "
I can't help that,' said the other. I
most have yoa now. Now you have the
drop on me, but yoa must come wttb me
or kill me in cold blood." "
'I dont want to kill you," said
Hardy.
" 'Then put down your gun.'
" 'John, I won't be arrested. Djn't
touch me. I don't want to shoot a man
without cause.'
Tw got to do it, Hardy.'
" re here, said the gambler, turning
white, if you move A foot I kill you.
But I hate to be s cowsrd. That was
fair and ' square last night. We both
pulled together."
"The marshal shook his head."
"Ill do one thing, John,' Hardy went
on. 'I'll back up to tliat walL You back
up to the other. HI drop my revolver to
my hip, and you can draw yours. Then
it's the best man.'
"The marshal moved backward to the
wall, and Hardy did the same. Then
the marshal drew his revolver and held
it at his side, motile down. AU this
time Il&rdy had kept bis weapon leveled
at tbe marshal. Slowly his ami sank,
until his revolver touched the seam of
his trorjsers, Both tien were perfectly
calm and immovable, the marshal de
termined looking, the gambler still pale.
"Now, John, said Hardy. Instantly
both weapons went up. It was ail over
so quickly that both men were on the
tloor together. But Hardy had fired too
soon ; his ball went at an upward angle
and grazed the marshal's temple. But
tie marshal had sent his bullet straight
on s line to Hardy's heart, and there was
no need to arrest the gambler.
. The Original Buffalo Bill.
There is probably no better known
name throughout the entire length and
breadth of this country than that of
Buffalo Bill, and there are but few who
do not know that William Y. Cody is the
bearer of the title. Mr. Cdy, however,
is nut the original Buffalo BiU. There is
nothing nnderhanded nor illegitimate in
his bearing it. He is fully entitled to it,
bat, for Alt that, he comes by it second
handed. Tbe original Buffalo Bill is
now living, an aged, wealthy, prominent
and highly respected citizens and tho
president of a savings back at Wichita,
Kan. His name is illtam Matthewson.
He is high up in the order of OJdfellows
Years ago Mr. Matthewson was a bold
frontiersman on the plains, engaged in
hunting and trapping for s living. He
supplied the forts in Kansas and Ne
braska with buialo, and bis success ia
this work was so great that be was given
tite title of Bodklo BtlL Daring this time
he engaged s boy to work for him, and
the lad was so dilligent and faithful that
he remained in Matthewson s employ
until the latter quit the business to set
tle down to a more quiet life. As s re
ward the employer turned over the hunt
ing contracts to the employe, who then
followed in his Ute mister's footsteps.
That he was successful, that be earned
honor, fame and wealth for himself can
not be denied when . it is told that his
name is William F. Cody. With the
business rights he was given the title his
former employer had borne. The world
knows b has kept it bright aad that
neither stain nor tarnish has touched
it. OrcafO HcrilL
Who Can Best be Spared.
Young men, this is the first question
your employers ask themselves when
basiness bocomes Black And when it is
thought necessary to economize in tbe
matter of salaries. "Who can best be
spared V The barnacles, the snirks, tbe
Brikeshifts, sotnebody's proteges, some
body's nephews, and especially some
body's good-for-nothing. Young men,
please remember that these are not the
ones aaare called for when responsible
positions Are to be filled. W ouid yoa
like to, knew tbe probabilities of your
getting sack a pomtion? Inquire with
in! -What are yea doing to make your
self valuable in the position yon now oc
cupy? If yoa are doing with yoar might
what your hands find to do, the chances
are ten td one that yoa will soon become
so valuable in that position that yoa can
not be snared from it ; and then, singular
to relate, will be the very time when
you will be sought out fur promotion to
a better place. trvtiing Timet.
' What the Tariff Does.
There is a bee factory in Wilkesbarre,
in this State, and it proposed to boild
another and t still more extensive one ia
Scran ton by a Nottingham firm. It will
start with 40V bands, soon to be irxreas
eo to 2,00a . Before the Wilkesbarre mill
was pat np Engfaad had a monopoly of
lAee making by machinery. There are
in the counties of Derby, Nottingham and
Leicester bo less than ?82 factories, and it
is" estimated ' that nearly 50,000 persons
are employed. These are the most in
telligent and prosperous of English toil
ers. Far several years the American pro
tective tariff has been operating ggainst
the' English lace manufacturers. The
factory at TTilkesbarre, therefore has
done a larger and larger business.
'A Western cowboy committed suicide
because a 13-year-old girl refused to mar
ry aim." '
0
WHOLE NO. 2047.
She Was Prepared.
A woman opened a froct door, and Ad
dressing s soiled man who, down en til
fours, was seemingly looking for some
thing, said :
"What are yon doing there?" -"Madam,"
he Aiid. straightening up,
"plea be so generous as to pardon this
apparent intrusion. My little girt and I
were coming along ber just now, aad the
child, in her gay froiicoroeness, ras
scroes your gree-ru ard, but "in" her glad
forgetfulrress dropped a silver dollar that
bad been given 1 er by the handsomest
and noblest of women. We were on oor
way to get a doll for my other little girl,
that is sk k in bed, and it would have
done your heart good to have seen the
happiness of the little wou!d-be-pnchas
er but she lout the money, and sot,
almost heartbroken, she has gone home
to tell her mother of the sorrowful ea
lam it v.
"That was ind.ed too bad," said the f
woman. j
"Yes. madam ; and if I eonld only j
hope have yon any little children mad
am?" ' i
"Yea."
"Then you know w hat disappointment
means to a child. If I only knew where
I could borrow a dollar bow inexpress
ibly happy I should be. Madam eonld
i yoa let me have a dollar V
"No. not this morning."
"Well, could you let me bare 50 cents
now and give me the other half this af
ternoon T"
"No, I can't do that either."
"Well, madam, limy I ak what you
are prepared to do ?"
"I am prepared to tell you to move on
away or I'll call a policeman.""
"Yoa are thoamghly prepared for this,
are you?"
"I am."
"All right ; I ha!l bid you good morn
ing. It U one of my business inles never
to tamper with any one that is fully pre
pared." Cluxx gu Herald.
Rooted to the Spot.
I heard a story tbe other day About
the former assistant rector of one of the
largest Episcopal churches in the eit y.
The gentleman in question is nowjthe
president of a cellege so far sway that he
can not mind if I relate tbe incident.
He was a jolly p od fellow when he lived
in a boarding noose here, and ia his off
hours was accustomed to torn in with
the other good fellows of the boose at a
friendly gaine of whist or a smoke. '
( toe evening, when he was oot at ser
vice, two of the wags of tbe establish
ment remembered that it was his invari
able habit npon returning home to doff
his roun.laboiit vest and clerical coat,
put on an old smoking jacket and encase
his feet in a pair of morocco slippers,
which latter always occupied the sa Jie
position on his bedroom floor. Accord
ingly they firmiy sailed the slippers to
the floor aod availed results in the next
room.
Presently the dominie returned.. They
heard him moving about; they heard
tlie thud of his shoes as tliey were taken
off sod thrown down, and then all was
silent. They peeped cautiously in and
beheld the young clergyman standing in
his slippers, hia face white as a sheet and
a look of horror npon it, his eyes staring
straight ahead. The sight was too much
for them, but they managed to suppress
their laughter and ask in an amazed tone
what the matter was.
"Matter 1" be gasped, "there is matter
enough, boys. I'm paralyzed and cant
move hand or foot. For mercy's sake,
help me."
The man did actoally, such in the force
of imagination, believe he was paralysed
for moment or two, but he finally set 'em
np in s manner appropriate to his calling
by buying cigars for the entire party.
Bruotlyn Xic,
The Bad Boy and the Preacher.
A good story is told on Rev. J. G. No
ble, the ta'euied Eaptist preacher cf
Punxsutawney, anent the proverbial
fondness of ministers for ehicfen.
In his younger days Rev. Noble was
preaching in the wilds of wetcera New
York, and his duties required him fre
quently to vsit out-of-the-way country
parishes and administer spiritual food to
the inhabitants. As was customary, he
dined or supied with one of the breth
ren, snd when they knew of his coming
the good w!ve3, who took particular
pleasure in exhibiting their culinary
skill, would put their best foot foremost,
and if there was a solitary chicken about
tbe farm, it roust be sacrificed.
' On one oot sin when Rev. Noble had
sat down to Jinatr and was endeavoring
to keep np the repotatios of his profes
sion for chicken eonsutription by tecrfng
the fibres of an old biddie that had fal
len victim to the pride of his bosses, her ;
son, a boy iif seven snm-ners, stood by
the table and looked savagely at tbe
minister. His mother ooiiued Lisa snd
said : '
"Johcoy, quit looking at the preacher
that way." '
"I won't d j it," snapped the boy."
"Ain't you ashamed of yourself to act
so naughty T"
"No, I tint"
Provoked beyond endurance, th ha
milisted mother took the boy by tbe
shoulders and hustled him out of the
room.
But presently Johnny came bsck again
and stood ia the door with tears in his
eyes and a half -grown chicken under his
arm. He looked first at tbe chicken and
then at tbe preacher. Tlen, aduressic
tbe chicken, he said spitefully, pointing
his finger at the minister:
'There's the old devil that's eat in' your
mother."
"Just as Good,"
Say some dealers, who try to sell a snb
stittrfe prejisrstion when s customer call t
lor Hood's Santa par ilia. Do not allow
aay soch tab statetnents as this indoca
you to bey wbst yoa do not want. Re
member that tlie only reason for making
it is that a few cents more profit will be
made oa the substitute. Insist on hav
ing tbe be-tt medkiae Hood's Saraya
rilla. It is peculiar to itself. '' "
' A Georgia ima ha raised a Mexican
cucumber weighing Zi poands. It re
sembles s areen citron.
It is stated that rich petroleum discov
aria has been niade ia the State of To-
j btneo, Mexico. '
Reed and McKinley.
Pram vherfwirago' later w!. -i - " - w . i
What Clay sod Wvbater were to tie
Whig party, almost froai start to -Su-ah, , -
what Seward and Sotnoer were to the
Republican party in its infancy, and
CooC?si iM Elaine wretrl bavt Fees sja
1. in theiriUr had tL. ir vstisf rt-nations
beta plesaant, that Rt.Irit-l Mc
Kinley now ire-tu the Kija ajrsarty.
Together they entered Congress, their
first, service bem in the rorty -tr-.R,
coming in just ss General Grant retired
to private life. Both are still far from. "
be:nj Ali ss?.. Tbey repreeekf U.j inyt Z Z
blood and new ideas of the party, ding
ing tenaciously to its old principles, but
adapting their appHcAiVs to the latest
development of the intellectual life of
the country, ; .
It is a matter of cocgrat&Iatk n that
the party in power has two such sasgtiiri
cent teadsis, oae for the chair sad tho ,
other for the floor of the popular branch
Of Corgrees. To then may be applied
Qnintillian's familiar remark about two
great men of his day, "not unequal, but
unalike." Each has strong'y marked in
dividuality. The towering form and '
Shakespearean head of Reed would at
tract attention anywhere, and his iron
will is relieved of asperity by a pd
humor which firly bubbles over. M
Kinley is smaller of ststure, modest to
tbyneas, and without being at ail g'..omy
is always serious. Neither has ever dis
played the slightest jealousy of the other
nor any disposition to push hia:.V.f to
the fronL Their prominence has from
the Snat been doe to common Conner, t
in recognition of capacity for leader- -ship.
Both Reed and McKinley are in very
irreai derrand for the catupiign. and
both,
it ii confidently expected, w.ll
come to Illinois during rhis month to dis
co.- the political questions of the tiay.
They are sure to be cordially welcomed
Their names are familiar to the Repub
licans from Cairo to Chicago, snd wher
ever they may speak large audiences will
hang upon their words. Mere enri eity
to see and cordially welcome such splen
did leaders would dtaw crowds every
where, but deeper than curiosity or ad
miration is the profound desire to hear
what they may hava- to aay in Advocacy
of Republican principle. At Lv-t the
huh aad complicated questions of the
day are being discussed as befits their
character. Good stnties and mnsir.,: sj
peals to patriotism V not and can nr
meet the reqniremeitts of the day.
For some reason free trade is now a
college fad. The young men who are
erjoyirg liberal edjcalion are, la great
measure, being filled with sophisms of
political economists who derive their in
spiration from English .sources. Reed
and MvKinley are men of intellectual
culture and scholArly attainments. They
can discuss the economic questions of
the day in a way to meet the distinctive
needs of the present si,. - Both are
expected speak ia Chicago soon, and
nowhere in the country is their more
urgent need of their services than ia tts
city, for here what purport to be tlie ,
senior organ" of "TvepubTKAniAOa is con
tinually sowing Iemocnitic thistles in
Eepubiican soil. '
Nor are the services of these great lead
er needed only in discussion of the tariff.
The election bii! rests on the very corner
stone of Eepublicanim, and that, too,
calls for the masterly presentation which
it is sure to receive at the hands cf the
two great men whom every truo Repub
lican in tLa. country must delist to
honor. ,
lngalls' Skeleton.
I used to know Isxjls years ago. He
waa thinner then than he ia now and
looked just shoot the same. He lived in
Atchison, and had the reputation of be
ing poseesned of snore brain and less flesh
than any other adult in Kansas. One
day he went up to the ort.ee of a friend
of his, a doctor, and while be was there
A newsboy dashed In. Now, the kid
who sol! papers around Atchison in
those days were the noisiest I ever heard,
and tbe doctor's ancistant, a cheerful
young student, was always on the alert
to shut some 01 them np and to prevent
them from invading the privacy of bis
room with their stamping feet and ear
piercing yells of "S'n Luuay papers."
The aistant had seen this particular
boy as he entered the buildinz, and in
an instant bad placed inside the door
way of the office a full grown skeleton.
When the youngster threw the door
open, and was midway through one cf
his declttmatkma, tbe skeleton fell over
oa him. With a shriek that was worse
even tbaa his regular street cry, the boy
rolled down one flight of stairs and tum
bled into the street, aad his inuruiartngs
continued right straight along.
""i ou've seated the boy to death V ex
claimed the holding Senator, who was
overflowing with indignation. Then h
went to the win low and, beading eot,
called to the grimy but pallid faced vic
tim: "Come back her, boy; I'll boy
sovrie of your papers. He shan't
you."
The response was instantaneous,
bov's sobs ceased, and be shouted :
hurt
The
"No
you don't. Yoa can't fool me ifynu have
put your clothes on." Interview ia
. Woman, Lovely Woman I
There sr soma queer coaIee in the
world, rosoarked a real estate agent. The
other day a maa and a woman called to
see as about renting a flat. The woman
did all the talking, and to rued to the
man for coafinut.on or corroboration.
He aiways Agreed with her, and did it
very meekly.
" Wel!" said tlie woman, "III gie yoa
25 for this fist ; won't we, John V
"Yes's." , .
"And I'll pay ray rent promptly too ;
won't we, John ?"
-Yes'm."
"And take good care of the bouse '
wont I, John ?"
Yes,B.,
"But," I inToired, as is-osnai in such
cases, "are you man and wife ?"
"Maa and wife T exclaimed the wom
an sharply ; Indeed we are not ; are we,
John'" -
"Ne'tar - '-'
"WLai r said I, "not man and wife."
-Not uflrh ! I'd have yon know That
1 this family we Are wife and man ;
aint we.John?" '
"Yes'm." rrd &fiiaj.
.The Bald-headed Lover.
Why so many ; bald-headed men are
bachelors is thus explained ty a recent
writer: "There is a good deal cf capil
lary attraction in love. Girls adore a
handsome suit of gl'""y hair; it is
lovely. And when a kiver comes to woo
ber with the U p of h.s head shinning
a greased pumpkin be U at a disadvan
tage. Just as the words that glow and
thoo;Lt3 that bum begin to awaken in
her bosom a sympathetic tbnll, she may
happen to notice two or three 2ies prom
enading over bis phrenological or.-ias,
and all. is over. Girls are so frivolous.
Shi immediately becomes more interest
ed in those flies than in all his lovely
language. , While he is rxoricg cut big
love and p&bioa she is wcridering now
the flies manage to hold on to soch, a
slippery iarface."' . , ,