.'-V ViSittu A V"ii;iir jhc Somerset Herald Terms of JPublication p-'tt " - " .. . TMibf montBv mx as to - ar pa "P. J"0""1" neglecting '-- ai wben sAerPi do bo Ukt cot mrer wilwaaldf wpoib r th ub ssrrOr removlm ftusa m etofflosaa- . toic grew u , u prosoat ca. Addr The Somerset Herald, Somerset. Pa. (OuNSOK. J. B. 0,0W50K. ; iVa'- .TTi.kVFVS.AT-LAW. I ' boviBsrr. Pa. ie:-"- , yED. W. BIESECKER, U ' aTTuBMT-AT-LAW, A Somtnet Pa. I ci-r.l.- 0 Beerli Bloc. TrvRGE U. SCULL, I T ATTOK.NEt-AT LAW, BenetPt. I oilS R- COTT, ATIXikNtY-AT LAW, 1 Scener, rB- F "j KOOSER. ATTVh-NET-ATLAW, 1 Sosmtt, Pa. - EXDSLEY. ATTOKS LY-AT-LAW, Somenet, F T i TI1ENT. S ATTvKNET AT-LAW bumeraet, Pena'a. rr b- Ml' LI AT"nl..NET-AT LAW, Somerset. Pa. M. l'RITTS, ATToKNEY-AT LAW, Somerset, Pa. .-stain lo Msmmoth Block. HL. BAER. ATTOhNEY-AT-LAW. Somerset, Pa., -. i . In Smere.and adjoining counties. ,"'. ',erf"ei.uJtfclu, bua will w ptviupllj 1 (iiMliCee a-a A;nli (, ATTOKNLYS-AT LAW. . t.ew atru:d to their ear will in II'', &j iu-i uu y .tteoded to. r;Hj mib cm. opoilu the y t.amtL i' " n, "iLBHRX i COLBORX. Ii" ATTuKNfcYS-ATLAW. i i.u.'pf lntrure.1 to oorert will be wmi-t-si':L-:- atteiKieJ to. Cvllectlosi mde Id i-i ii a""Cveyani don. on reoille ttrmi. II MAM H. KOOXTZ. ATTOKNtY-AT LAW, S"iDerwl. Pa.. (riw pr,ir.i't ttitlon to Imihdmi enirart t 'rt m M-meniet d adjoining eonnuea. , u. i-nnun Hoot Kow. Dvsi MEYERS. ATTOKNKY-AT-LAW SM.meriwv Perm a t-a1n enrnjfted to hlnp will be r, ti witn j-n ai'itn-M and fidelity. ,',.1, nr, .Main Cruet Sireet, next dtr to Sny- "tVmes l.PIT,h. ' , ATTl'KNLYAT-LAW. v S- 'merfe- Pa. . Vssir.vh Blork. np italrt. Entranee, j iv, :ree' t',uertiotit maiia, eiaie 1 hum ewmltied. and all leiial bmloe it .. nl" pruaipUieM and Ldeluy. J "iHN 0. KIM MEL. ATTOKN LY-ATLAW, Somerset, Pa. Ti:: attend to all business entrusted to his eare - fiei art ad. mtn counties witn prompt : a&: tiediy- tnfce on Main Cme street. HENRY F. SCHELL. ATTiKNEY-AT-LAW. S- cT ir.i Prrv Agent, 8omeret, i-ftiiu-M'.ti Bla.-k. Pa VALENTINE HAY. ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW Ileal' rln Real Estate Somer t. P i-"1 u a:! tvtnesf entrusted ta hit rare r-,a;'oi and Ddety . will with T 'HX H. t tiTi. 4 ATTt' K-EY-ATLAW Somerset, Pa. T ... )t attend tn all business entrusted , ... et a.'var'ed on collections, c. t a XBB"tfc Building. .H- T G.OOI.E. .!, ATTtiKNEY-ATLAW, Somerset Pa., r-.t.-.Tl rn!Te"er trusted t rny ear at u. with prfpues and tdeHty. PS. J. M. T.orTTTER. (F.metly o' St. ye-towu ) tHTSirux iyri srKcrox. i perwanenttv f fimr fw ' eitn. HrteL liTearof Proa Stor. mavll E.W. EI.OUGH, XtrtATlllC rilTSICA iD St'f C0 T.ieTlf ei-rlceHn the peffle " Som. SM netsitr. falls in towa .r-ur'rr pnif'tly rvrtett-' f an found Bt .ffice tv "night. rx t"(e'i'nv erKred. w-(tBce n ".fl csmT ot" IiiauM-nd. over Knevir' Sinn. . apr-JKHtt. Di . Tl7sT KIM MEL it b s rr'e1"ea sr-1r t ttie eltl-..-,? s.areiwf ar VWrlty. Vnle-s prffei"i- nr-..l be e t'und at his olCce, on Main Si eas: mi '.be l'raK.d. PR. H. rr.rPAKER tender? his , wel srvwstith rl'lfens of fm tt aac vietrttv. !tie tn realdenea oa Kak tr' .est of tte I'l.ir-sd. n L WM. RAUCH tenders his .vTal services to the elthwns of Som- fe fcrid nrlcltv. , .Hj.(nediirat of Wayne k BerkebUe s t-T.'tBTV St'TB. Iw e. tel DkS. J. V. wniXFT. lG'ul( ta Defifr ) : wriisar. ra r,-m tl anentlnn to the Pmerva'ton "f tJtart-alTee-h. Arllf.ctsl se'S tesertel. All -Tnn-ns r. aratl'eed satisfactory. ln.c In haf-Ki.yk tairs Entrance d.xwwest I Jewelry St. eetS-tm. DCjoiix EinX IENTIST. fftte ir Main m Oot a rtfBloek.Sow?er sl Fa. . DR. WILLIAM WLI.IX?. I ENT1ST. SOMEKSET. PA. "eli mammoth Blork. abov Boyd's Pmg Sj woere b. eaa at all time be foaoe prepar--t v 1(. all kinds ol wrk. such a tlllna iar aiat. eitracutig ae Artificial teethof all ktoda itK t tie tst aaaterlal inaered. Operatlea irraated. R.J. K. MILLER hss rrma- oent'v lntM sterlla t the praetle e :i it lessiue trtfcce ot iMstne Charles svnssTna eiRora. apr. "lo-ti- I -eats posts, and l y suall you writ i i. ris ntn im Pen4 us a J rt frc e a eKi are ol wwtlf ol larre vslue. that will start yoa lo w.k aa: ,',: at onee brine vi In ttottev tasier tnan Ttirt else a eri'ra AliabfUt tk It -erc with earb N . Arents wante-t every-tie-.o(e iber si.ot all .es. tor all t ke time. stare vtte onlv. to w. rk i ust their own F rut.es' for all wnrkers abfolw-ely t Stlav. H. Haun fct'o-, Portlsnd. liiw aanS CHARLES HOFFMAN. LEOB LI (Aome Kft.cy ftorwj U!ST STYLES cl LCWEI PRICES. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Catarrh ELY'S CREAMBALM Clean ses the Head. Allays Inflammon. HealstheSores Restores tha Senses af Taste r..z is, . i -VxJ Smell- Hearing AV'. 1 A quick Relief. MAY-FEVER poaitlve cure Arir; " r?!M rMoeaeh orstrll ana is i-i?JI! .". V" ""ts bv man ,r as '".T;su Send eev. S V. etrrular: ELY BKlte, afiNa V,tt Afc1- ."LEtot at t,Hr ET 1iT Beating lxw, aao Ma.oio.ry a IJT. Va. i All ex bear MERCHANT Ti n 7 lie VOL. XXXIY. NO. 34. SOMERSET COUNTY UK! (ESTABLISHED 1877.) CE12LLIHAE2ISCH. II I. FEITTS. President Cashier Collection, mad m all putt or th fatted Slate. CHARGES MODERATE. Far.tr wishing to eod money M eaa b ao eomoiodatod by dratt OB New York tnanv sum. Ouiiectkos mad with prumptnes. V. 6. B-k1 bmutht and sold. Moot; and valuable Mm red by one of Dlehoid'a celebrated me, with a iu gent Vale 3g0 M Um lock. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. rAW legal holidays obeerrwi.-fcA To Gratify His Wife. A td BeaMB for HapplBMs. "tot mnT year I had suffered from a eom plalnt wbkh the jbyfklan call QriveL I had employed tome of the meet noted dcton witbont obtaining anj irmanent relief, and lura 1ck time my raw wai regarded ar fac-peleca. All who knew U.e rlrmmnaneet tald I mut die. lnally my wife lnduoed me to try a buttle of lr. Ken Dedy'i'I'aTonte Kerned y.' whleh ane had a, .me where heard of or seen advert. kL Witbuat the (UghteK faith In It. bat aolely to gratify her, I bou.bt a bottle of a dreggin in our Tillage. I ned tliat and two or three bottle nor, and to make a long ttory ihurt 1 am now al healthy a man ar tliere It In the cunntry. " Since tbea 1 have recommended 'Favorite Remedy' u. other whom I knrw to hare niffered frjm Kidney and Lirer comlainU: and 1 ksrure the i-ui lic that the TaTorite Bemedy' baa done ita work with a aimllar cmj letenew in every ingle lnilante, and I trait aome other lick and diovaraged mortal may bear of It and try the 'Favorite Bemedj,' u I did." H'iajo Hon- rot. Cat it ill. X. 1'. Itmm-t 1-rt m FoolUh) Prrjwdir against rilar medicine stand between yoa and the beilLb ul your wife, child or 11 y. It la always right to advertise a bleeinic. I. Kennedy's 'Fa- vnrite Keniedy. ti a l.lewiwt. It ha saved ih" andf. aud It will belpyoa. If you ar aick trom troutde? .if the Kidneys, B. we;, Liver and Blood, spend I tie lMmr for ibis King ol Medicin.-. PURELY VEGETABLE. ITS GLMTI, TET KT TttTTaL AC- And its intrinsic merits have placed it at the bead ot all Family Medicines. It take, ike plate f a Iswtwr, aal (oily Preerriptlwaa. So tlouuhali Should bt Without it. It Premli, ff Wfli c Carri Nausea, Bile. Colic. Torpid Liver, Headache. Indigestion. l'ooctiivlon. Fevers, Sleeplessness. Las ntude. Fowl Breath, And every dlrease brousht on or aggravated by a Disordered Stomach. ItabaltaeeBturyofusebythouaandsha. I Farltlers Tsnily STedicire The best Preparatory Medi cine, wtiatever the sickness ra ow ail roiri" mon diseases it will, una sisted by any other medicine, effect a Speedy Cure- " I have n't had a d-f r lo "-r family for the past vear and it Is the only year in ten irai "in. member of mv familv has not beru utKler the d vir s han ls. and f.r ibis gratltvlnc fact 1 am jws Ittvelo indebted to Slojm.T." LKer K. gu'" i'amden, Ala. juris. . a. ra. ONLY GENnXE! aattrrarrriiaT) bt J. H. ZEILIN A CO.. PHILADELPHIA, PA. roll ai-lvr isaac simpson; IITERT 111 SUE Patriot st.. somerset. PA. 1 r irtii t coot rM BUGGY, New or Second hand, call on me. 1 also keep constantly on hand a tare Assortment Fine Hand-mad Harness, Saddles, Whips, Bridler, Brusls. Lat Blanket, and ererjtblriar to be h.und i. a FirM-elass Saddlery Good Teams ami KldiDK H-Trrt always ready for hire. Whenlsi need of anything in my line, give me a call. ISAAC S1YPSOI. may.l. SoKKSST, ra. CALVIN HAY BERLIN, PA., (MILLER S MILL.) MAM FACTXBEB OF FLOUR & 1 alwav. keen or hand a larre stock of FLOCK OOKN'-M FA L. Bl'CKWHEAT "LfrK. bM all kinds of CHOP. Also, aU kinds ol GKA1H, which 1 sell a i BOTTOM PRICES. Wholesale and Ee'all. You will save mouey by buying trim m. My stock is alway Fresh. ORDERS ITIXED PBOMPTLY. "LOOK OUT ! FURNITIIBE -AT- HENRY HOFFMAN'S, JENNER X ROADS. PA. ICVetiuue t marwfaerore. at irv old rand, all trade ot HulSLHOLD Fl kSITVKL. which I sell just as cheap a any other deab-r in Somer set Omntv. I will also take arder foe any City made Furniture mv customers may wish t pur ehase. I keep aanrple-bookt at my plae of buS nees. from which selections can b mad. A SPSSIiLTT. All kind of VoTtakm business attended to with care. I have two beare lor burial parno es a Black Hearse and a hi'e Hersr. tbe lat, teresiwclally fur atiendlnat Chlldrea runerals 1 keci.ra hand at all time t'ofbns. Caskets ana Shrouds, and Whtt5ofio for Children. I wiU .i k .k . nice lire of Citv I 'asket. eov- ered, at a anull ad-ne on eltr wrice. Twe't fall to call on m when ta need efanythtrg ta my line. 1 an do as well by job a you can u cm where. oct, f m. HENBY HOFFMAN. I EXECUTRIX' XOTICE. Ibt of Jaxr.n Wetrle.dee'd. late of Stonycreek Twp.. fVrtBersot Co- Pa. Lotto. testamentary a tn above estate bav in x noes granted to t1 undersiraod by the prop er BBtnonlv notice ts hereby elveo to all person Indebted to' said estate to make Imsaedtate pay ment, and tons baring claim .rarest th same will i.resee.1 them only autbentiratod forule eit sa Frktav. Peoemary lt. at th late lealriinor irf ilcnrarrl la Sbanksrllle. &ABAH WFIOLE, dectS. EseeBtrlx. A DMIXISTRATOR'S XOTICE. jSiate of Phebe Walter, dee d, lata of Kew Ceo trevllle Bor S-merort nty, P. letter f admrnlirtrstK oa th. enat harritg beeu graato to th UBd-eatguod by the nroner aota-irliv, nette 1 btTebe rtrea M aU missi lodeKo tooaM ostata to mag t remedi al, pavmeat and those having ctalns aa-atnat ta same to preornt Ura dale authestteotoit nr tlesseat oa Saiurd.y. February It Is, at thcres i.i - t.t iK. AdHioiaumtiar ra said BTsarB. ii. W. WILL, jaaaOi . Admrnlarator. THE MOTH ER-IX LA W. Inhere vas many queer ding In dis land off der free I neffer could quite ondersund ; Der beobles dber all seem so deefrent to me A dbose in my own faderlaod. Dhej gets blemy d roubles and into mishaps Jl itoudt der least bit off a cause ; I'nd, touUI too pe!eaf it T dbose mean Yan gee bbaps, Pbey 6gbt mil dheir moder-in-lar ! Bbust dink off a white man so Ticket as dot! ' by not gi ff der old lady a show Wbo Tas it gets oap Ten der nigbtit vas hot Mit my baby, I sbust like to know ? Tnd dben, in der Tinter. Ten Katrine Tas sick, I'nd der mornings Tas thuowy and raw. Who made rigbdt avsv oup dot fire so quiek ? Vhy, dot Tas mine moder-in-law. Id Tas off dhose Toaiau's ribdta Tellers I oeen, l)here ts noding dots mean aboubt me ; Vhen der oldt lady vishes to run dot masheen, Vhy, I sbust let her run it, yon see. l"nj Then dot shly Yawcab vas cuttine; some dricks ! A block off der oidt chip he Tas, yaw !) Eef she port for dot shap like some douand off bricks. Dot's all rigbdt ! She' mine moder-in-law. Veek oudt nndt reek in, it tas alyays der same. Dot voman vas boss off der bouse ; Budt, dhen neffer mindt ! I vas gladt dot she came She vas kind to mine young Yawcob Strauss ; tnd vhen dbere vas Tater to yet from der spring, I'nd firewood to sphlit onp nnd saw, She vas yelcome to do it. Dhere's not any- ding Dot's too good for nine mader-in-law. A BROKEN ENGAGEMENT. "This Louse to letP It looked very big and imposing, this roticewnr. its fat, black capital letters, against the white ground, and Mr. Dart stepped complacently backward to eye the general effect of it alter rie bad watered the document safely on the front door. " This hous to let !" repeated Mr. Dart, slowly to himself. " If people can't read that, they must be blind ! Now, I'll go in and wait for some one to bite at the bait Xo bother of real estate agents for me no com mission to eat up half the rent. I'll transact my own business, or else I'll go into a lunatic asylum !" Mr. Dart was a fat, fussy little el derly gentleraan, with a Very short figure and a temper to match, and as he sat in the pretty reception room, belonging to the brown-stone Enclifih VirH8f whirh h rind thf or bad fortune tOOWU, and be locked not unlike a big bumblebee in tbe beart of some huge tropical 118wer. For the room was papered in pink and silver, and the carpets were moofi-green velvet, and tbe fur- Ullli. ... m and there wss a general airof refine ment about the room, which seemed oddly incompatible with its brusque, plainly-dressed occupant- " It's trouble, trouble, and nothing but trouble," grumbled Mr. Dart, as he mused, after his own saturnine fashion over the trials incidental to tbe position of landlord. " When it isn't taxes its leaky water pipes, and then it isn't that it's your neighbors drain overflowing your cellar, or your tenant taking French leave without paying his rent. I wish I was back on the old Stonyfield farm sea in, raising strawberries and caul iflower. And I will be. too. Ill give this house to Harry Fie.d ; he s a good boy, and has always been a dutiful nephew to his scolding old uncle, and if he reallyhas fallen in love with this pretty Olive Melton, it won't be a bad wedding present. I hope 6hes worthy of him but all women are artificial now-a-days, and I belive it would break mv heart to ste him wretched. He'll not do anything without my appro bation, and I suppose I must let him have his own way. and go with him to see her this evening. For hallo, there! what's wanting?" For a tali, belligerent-looking man had given divers energetic jerks to the bell-knob. Is this bouse to let?" he deman ded, verv red in tbe face from much bell-pulling, as Mr. Dart thrust bis head out at the window. "Yes, sir, it is.'1 "How much is tbe rent?" " Tto thousand dollars." " It's too much for a house in this locality." " You think so. sir?" Yes. sir, I do." " Well, sir, what a consolation it must be to you that you are not obliged to pay it." Ard Mr. Dart drew his head back and flammed down the window, to the inexpressible rage of tbe tall man. Hardly bad he ceased congratu lating himself on his masterly ma neuver when a second peal reminded him that "this house" was yet "to let." This time it was a fat woman, with greasy black curls, a slovenly shawl and crnrrpled bonnet, and an abun dance of cheap rings on ber fingers. She went all over tbe bouse, opened all the closet dooss, investigated ev ery separate cupboard-shelf, and fi nally raooe to the conclusion that tbe house "would do." "For. you see, I want a large house." said she confidentially, to Mr. Dart. "I keep a children's school, and " " Yoa do, eh ?" said Mr. Dart. 44 Well, von cant keep it here." Surely you dont object to child ren," cried the fat woman with the greasy curls. M Most assuredly I do," said Mr. Dart. " Well. I'm astonished I" cried the , ext1.KaB fivnint I -Very likely," said Mr. Dart, bow- and was still racking his brain when '.anver oi an express wagon, ana ing her out of the front door. jthey reached the residence of the aseJ' , Tbe next applicant was an asth-! damsel whom Harry Field enthu- Do you know what they fumi matic old lady, with a tell eon whose ' .j.aticallv termed " his guardian an-; a f,0??8 for in V ,nde,or7 , chief mission in life seemed to be to ' . " VW11, ma am, I can t say for cer- f Ure, I The apartment into which tbe? j taw, bat it has something to do with T UUIU'UI a,MAA I Tbe old lady tumbled up stairs .-a ..toiro ftnrKnrs sn1t miscel-! laneously as ebe went the son fol- ourino- mute and wide-eved. " I don't like the bouse at ail 1" .Kooeswrl the ld ladv but IU tive you fifteen hundred a year for it." "I dont thint we shall agree, omer ma'am," eaid Mr. Dart. "It's a poor, tumble-down wiA tKo rl,l larir with old her r.wA 'in th ir. "But if sixteen hundied and fifty " " Good mornice, ma'am," 6aid Mr. rwt. shuttles' th Dair out on the " I've a ereat mind to take down the bill," he thought, with ruffled, temper and face like a radien. x hadn't an idea there was eo rnucn meanness in human nature. Dear,! dear, there comes someoony eise two ladies. I wish thev were Dot ladies. I can kick a man down stairs when he rays an impertinent thing to me, but I don't known how to deal with women. Ah Apolia ! but that nearest one is a clipper!'' The ladies who now applied for the privilege of seeing the house were evidently mother and daughter a subdued, weak little woman in black, and a tall, handsome girl of eighteen or nineteen, with brilliant black eyes, a complexion like snow and roses, ana a singularly naughty way of carrying her lovely head Sir." becan the mother, as they were ushered into the marble-paved hall by Mr. Dart, but the young la dv interrupted her. "Do hold vrur tongue, mother, she said sharply, "lean manage matters a great deal the best. Are you the agent of this house, sir?" " Yes,"eaid Mr. Dart, with a queer expression in his eyes. " And is two thousand tbe lowest rent tbe verv lowest?" " Yes." " I told you so, dear," interposed the elderly lady, meekly. " Our means will not permit " "There you go again," snapped the daughter, "with your everlast ing cackle about means, means! I'm 6ick and tirtd of the sound of it. Will you show us over the house, sir?". "Mr. Dart obeyed, in his inmost heart pitying the subdued mother, who was so abruptly "put down" by her shrewish daughter. While the tall young lady swept like a queen through the passages, pausing in each room to survey its adaptations for tbe purposes to which she had assigned it in her mind. " I like tbe house," she said, im periously, as they paused at length in the lower hall. "Mother, you must take it. 'My darling." deprecated the mother, in a low voice, "two thous and dollars a year ! and papa's sal ary is only twelve hundred, besides tbe interest we have to pay." " Pshaw !" was the ungracious re sponse, "do have done with your lecturing. What do I care whether papa is pleased or not? I'm going to tie marri'd, thank goodnesss, and! get away from all your erovelings and grumblings. A rich tool of a husband is better than no hugband at all." ti.Whad iaiiefl"mi!Wn..cftwrrRo, " You are not sure of it yet, and be sides " " Yes, I am." said the daughter, sharply. "Don't I tell you he's com pletely under my thumb? And do vou suppose I would be married from such a hole as that little house in March street? Of course you and papa would like to have me mortified as much es possible, but I'd have vou to know I'll not sub mit to it!" And turning to Mr. Dart, who was an unwilling and unedified lis tener to the conversation, she said in a louder accent: " We shall take the house. My father will call and Fee you to-morrow. Let thi- be taken down." And she elided away, more like Queen Semiramis than ever, with the meek little mother following, a look of pained perplexity on her face. " Humph !" said Mr. Dart, draw ing a lone breath, as silence once more settled down upon his domains. " What a tartar that black -eyed girl is, to be sure! As for takine down the bill, with her permission, I shall do no such thing, until I'm quite certain the house has been let." He persisted in bis resolution, and in consequence thereof the mansion was besieged all day long with a swarm of house-hunters, each more greedy, unconscionable and fault finding than tbe last. At sunset Mr. Dart rushed out and tore down the bill. "Ill have one good night's rest, at all events," he murmured between bis clenched teeth. "What security have I that they won't rout me out of my bed to know whether the wa ter pipes go up to the fourth storv or no, or whether I'll put in a dumb waiter without extra expense? I'll paste the bill up again early to-morrow morning, and in tbe meantime 111 dress myself in a befitting man ner to go with Harry, and call on the young lady he admires so great ly." At S o'clock Twriselv Mr. D9rti was ready, in bis nest suit of invisi ble green, with an old-fashioned ruf fled shirt, from whose snowv plait flashed tbe glitter of diamond studs. his gold-headed cane and new kid gloves, to say nothing of a bunch of violets in his button-hole. "For all ladies like flowers," thought tbe old bachelor, 5n the sim plicity of his heart "Why, uncle," cried Harry Field, gleefully, "how nice you look." "Do I?" said the old gentleman, complacently. "Well, I flatter my self I am about the correct thing Come on, mv bor, or we ehall be late." " It's not far," saie Harry. " It's onlv on March street." "March street! March street!" repeated tbe old gentleman. It ssms as it 1 naa near a mat name if 1 bad beard tbat somewhere recently." tfni Is- ywMiJ-. Tirht rotTnarrVior wflPTA UUV UV V.""lt aa v a-.- a- - -a , were shown was rather of the tawd-, rilv-sDlendid order satin. covered chairs enameled with stray grease spots, undusted marble ma a gaudy velvet carpet strewn clippings of tbread and sen J per, and vases filed with faded era, forming its chief characteristics. set ESTABLISHED 1827. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 3, ISS6. I Uncle Dart look silently around, but ' forbore all comments, while Harry f watched the door with eager ejee Presr ntlj it was swodk open, and ! in walked a tall, beautiful girl, with (black eyes, and a wealth of raven hair, a smile otimpliLg oer cnerry IliDs. addine a new cnarm to her ! lovely lace. M Olive !" said Harry proudly, as be advanced to greet her, this is my uncle. Mr. Dart, and U estopped short in astonishment. ; for Olive shrank Daci, coloring red der than the reddest peony in all the gaudy carpet patterns, lbey had recognized each other mutually the little man of the "House to let" and the tall, shrewish girl, who had boasted of "the nch fool trap ped in her toils, and who vituperat ed her mother so mercilessly. "Aha!" said Mr. Dart, plunging both his hands in bis pockets. . "1 think we've met before !" "Met before ? echoed Harry Field. "When? Where?" . "Olive Melton, remembering the i very net) use ot her tongue she had made, was too near the veree of a fit of hysterics to reply coherently, so Mr. Dart, watching ber as a skill I ful surgeon watches the face of his TT ' . : . . . .1 . i 1 . . I i. puLieuis us uie accu ecuifjrja icuus its torturing way ihrouph tlesh and fibre, calmly narrated the brief in terview they had that morning. Harry 'a brow darkened as he lis tened. "A rich fool !" he muttered, "and completely under her thumb 1 Olive, is this true?" She could not deny it she dare not, with the cold light of Mr. Dart's glittering eyes upon her. "Uncle," said tbe young man, ris ing, "1 am glad you have disenchant ed me, althougb I had learned to love that women very dearly. Good by, Olive we shall never meet again 1 have at last learned your true character, and it has opened a wide gulf between us." Olive Melton tried to call them back, but the syllable died away on her parched lips and the next in stant she was alone ! Mr. Darts house was "let" the next day to a cozy widow, and the two best appartments are occupied by the uncle and nephew, who keep ''bachelor hall'' in fine style. "And I believe," the cozy widow says, in reference to her two favor ite boarders, "that the old gentle man really means to live and die a bachelor ; but as for Mr. Harry as long as there's youth there's hope!" But Olive Melton's chances are gone, now and forever. 'Vvordaworth and Teonyaon. The difference in manner between the two poets is considerable. If Wordsworth carried his head in tbe skies, be too often' allowed it to be seen that bis. feet walked the bas6 best, or so bad at bis worst ; anu itno criticism, which holds good of the mass of his work, is particularly true of that portion of it which has a po litical bearing. He could transmute his matter into the purest gold, or debase it by a most inordinste mix ture of alloy. The sonnets are mag nificent, and, after those of Milton, superior to any in the English lan guage; but the political reflections strewn through the Prelude that unfortunate experiment to epicise (if the word may be avowed) the moral and intellectual history of an individual are often presented in a form as bald and unpoetical as their matter is really pregnant and sound. On the other band, Tennyson as a statesman is invariably at his best, for not only does he bring to bear upon bis subject a broadness of jgtaropede for tbe new regions Tbe conception and an elevation of tone Countrv is described as healthful, not inferior to the sonnets of Words- entirely free from malaria, and the worth, but his splendid powers of ! temperature ranging in tbe foot hills imagery, and bis unique mastery ofi0f the mountain ranges, where tbe diction" are here seen in their fullest pla(erg are to be found, at from 7S3 perfection. An anthology of Tenny- t0 75' te year round. son's political utterances would be no unfair test of his poetical ability. These differen-es, however, of man ner and surroundings, are balanced by a similarity of opinion which is quite extraordinary. Passages from tbe two poets can be set side bv side covering tbe entire field of politics, and exhibiting, often with an ap proximate identity of expression an absolute identity of thought. Firstly, in the domain of Foreign affairs, Wordsworth and Tennyson have jointly advocated a foreign policy in strict accordance with tbe best tradi tions of conservatism. Its four dis tinguishing notes are the love of country, tbe preservation of freedom, the suppression of tyranny, and the maintenance of empire. The -Ya-tional Review. She Fumigated. A woman went down into the Grand Trunk depot the other day to see about some freight expected from Canada, and after looking over bis files the sgent informed ber that the goods had arrived in Windsor, but were being fumigated. " What business have they to open my boxes over there? loudly de manded the woman. "Oh, they won't open the boxes at alL They will simply fumigate them." u Well, I won't pay for nothing of the sort, and I want you to under stand it now !" " There will be no charge, madam, no charge." M And if they go and mark my bu reau and bedsteads with paint or chalk I'll have damages 1" she said, as she pulled on ber mittens. " They wor. t do it, ma am. lbe law requires fumigation. It ply fumigation." . She went out shaking her bead, , and on the next block stopped the . - b"11 I " Yip ! she screamed, as b-; jumped a foot high. " They are go- nUes.and ing to mmigaie tne niau-pox in 6trous nne cnicain ais is- ra"j.ouDle at Branch pert, X. C. r- Vt.i'r, well to with through 'em to revenge on me for wtr Traveller. ll - ctV "l tn thein- T Ta i oi , . have a snort strar sewed to tne in- ps oi pa. moving out OI ine country l oipw - a j. ' 7: j " .w- v.,.' ti, alin tb flow, me to the nearest police station !" -About 3UU divorce suiu were bled a sturgeon weignm pounus eio? ; "ZS" iruhMf Vrvr PrfKt in HL LalUlS aurins 1800. IB on einiOlUOU iu icatraiuciiio, wa. iuiui5i.o,himw' A New Eldorado. Chicago, January 27. A local .,kl, ,W, . I ... t,-. Puu . .uog i.i:ie ui-aay ; stranded oy tbe severe winter weath-. strong box and in this respect is not announcing tbe discovery of ricn j er, which put a stop to navigation, hard up.-Eut he owes Sl.MOfO, gold fields in the Republic of Hon-j at the old army station of Green Got) and is, therefore. 1 .JUHM) -"'"- " ,p"' "JOk OUUJO ixiuuiuB agu w aiucs iwetiur, JH11- ugan ana ioj. rat Uonau, ot Dako - ta, and three others from Indiana. made up a pool and sent Rector and another man an old California pros-! pector to Honduras to examine anu report upon a new piacer gold fields which was alleged to have been iuuuu iu iuc euuiuwt-Bierij pars 01 the little republic. Ever since Xo- i J : .i . l. . vember there have been rumors afloat that the alleged discovery was confirmed, and that it had proved to be a most important one, but the of the expedition at home projectors wouiu saj uoiuiug aouut u. xvow. ..ij l x however, the ban of silence is remov ed, and, with the arrival of full par- ticulars both by cable and mail, and also tbe receipt ot a little bag of 822 ia dust, the importance of the find is ii u iuum mutraitu nutouj Mr. Milligan, of Fargo, Dakota, has gone to nonauras. ioi. uonan win lollow in a few weeks, and several other parties oi nesternmen are making ready to set out for the new Lldorado. Mr. Rector, who has been on the ground since 'atl summer and wbo is known as a prudent and cautious man, and one possessed of unusu.il lv hard sense, writes to bis friends here tbat the discovery is likely to prove as important a one as any of the great placer districts of Caliior nia. The new field lies in the east ern portion of the Republic of Hon duras, and about 150 miles from the Atlantic coast: The placers are in and adjacent to the headwaters of the Guayape river, which is one of the tributary streams of the Rio Patuca, a region long known for its mineral Ismail tnpod of birch sticks erected resources. Mr. Rector and party over the hole helped to hold up the have explored the stream and its blanket and steady a spear, which, gravelly bottom for nearly fifty miles with a delicate handle nine r ten and have found scores of places ftet long, was held in the riijht where the gravel yields from ten to j Land, the tines reiir:?in U.e eighty cents to the pan. They have ' edge of the bole-, an.l the end begun regular mining, however, in a! of the pole stickily tr.rouzh an place where, alter much toil, thev (opening in the blanket above. From succeeded in turning the river from its native bed. Here U.ey dug down and are sluicing out from seven to ten dollars a cubic yard, a yield ful ly equal to that of the best placer digsjiiigs in California. The bed of tbe river they have reclaimed covers many acres in extent, and under the laws of the Republic thev can lay claim to it all. Tbe facilities for piacer mining are unsurpassed. The gold which has been Rent up was ex bibited to a few select parties in this city yesterday. The particles are of all sizts, from mustard seed grains to nuggets as big as bird's eges. One uujifcc., nn$ iouoa vaiuea at eilo. Rector believes that the bed of tbe stream for nearly its whole length. logeuipr with the sand d and gravel i I be ttoveruuiruv o. ......n , ...onri : : i l:v,! i. 13 ealu. is vei iiiri,i w uimcir, ... them come from where they mav. It requires no citizenship to work mineral land, and there is a very large margin allowed ps to extent of holding. Gold and silver mining has long been an established indus try in the region of the Rio Patuca, but the inertness of tbe people, the apparent remoteness of the country and the lack of adequate capital has prevented anything like systematic work. It is stated that mining men from the West, wbo are at present in Chicago, are watching with keen interest the Honduras developments, and that if the news which tbe Rector party has sent shall be fur ther confirmed, there will be quite a A Fina Chicken. " What are vou doing there?" ex claimed a grocer, angrily turning to; an old negro who had just slipped a dressed chicken under his coat. "Jes' but'nin' np my coat, sah. Feels er slight change in de wedah. Hump," be said, when be found be could not button his coat, "I'se git tin' so fat dat I'se outgrowin' all my cloze. Wall, I mus' be goin'." "Say, before you go t8ke that chicken out from under your coat, and pereaps vou can button it." " Whut chicken ?" " Tbe one you've got under your coat" " 1 declar'. boss, yer's de moe' 'spicious pusson I eber seed in my life. Puts me in mine o' er gen'le man I knowd onct " " Xever mind about gentlemen you have known. Take that chicken from under your coat or I'll call a policeman." 4- Whut ! jes' fur er little bit uv er cbickin like dis?" he asked, remov ing the chicken and throwing it into a tub. "W'y, boss, I'd bate mighty ter be es close as yerse'f is. Dat chicken ain much bigger n er snow bird, nowhow." " Xow, get out of here." "Whut fur?" - Because yon are a thief." " Yer ought ter be er ehamed o' yerse'f ter talk dat way ter ex ole er pusson ez I is. I wouldn't cuz er pusson o stealin' till I had dun prubed it on im. Boss, ei yer ain' willin' ter trns' me, please, eah, step back dar- by de stove an git my hat fur me. When tbe gTocer had turned his back, the old rascal took np a large -M-ton anrl hiA it nnder his cost- issim-ja.Thankeeeab . he 8aid, when the procerer bad given him his hat "Or- f mnm Hat rer Vnicioned me. Say. , de rge one Q dese yere . iiiciujauiai.r. "lea. you re. one of these klipter thieves." Wall, I wont argy wid yer, boss. Good nieht. I tell yer whut it is," he said to himself when be had gon : nnnnn Kti snt tsrnss fnr; call me names. I puts er fine on j 'em right dar. . ... juei. enueu iu iw "" ' , hnru a leo-s when, for any reason me nnn. wnui er mon- eralcL Flab Spearing Tbroagh the Ice?. About tbirtv veara atrn T ura ; . , ,. J -D- - ix i iay, now a nounsning city in tbe J great 1 mou south arm quently noticed on f ox River a cu riOUS lot of hl.'ii't rlnta nn tl,ai.. the retired nooks and coves along the farther shore. "What ars th- '' - m v. . , . an et i ... . .. 1 asked; and the invariable rr.lr was : "lbey are Indians fishing."- That puzzled me still more, and I resolved to investigate. So one day 1 crossed the frozen river, and. ai- preaching one of those mysterious black dots, found i; to be apparently ' it v , oniy a ounaie in a tilanket. Brrff v - j large enough to contain a human! form. But, looking closer, I could see, first from one bundle and then State ol Wisconsin, at the lions of his neonle are his indtirser. th of the Fox River. at the h.r.r ,t hi- i general, too, thougb 1 western extremity of a If.r-' , ti. ,.-, ir- ..... 8tl But tain't ha of Lake Michigan. I hl frs.;tr.Kti.,if,.netKir,i,...nta i mistake a reiicious man from another, the quick motion of a ' etirir than be his iu any ve-ir o'nc j pole or spear har.dle, bobbing njill;.:. In li.7 he p.id outAr this iiiu uuitu. s ror"j, a toucn. evt-n a gentle push, only called tut grunt in reply, out at la;t one bur.- die did stretch itself into a bright i young luoian trave with wotdenr aud wondtrtul eyes peering at me from unde: a Diod of Mark ami a'.;.r biir. . - j- - r. J lima vouacco, a mile pan tomime, sr.d a little broken English succeeded in making him under stand that I wishad to know how he carneu on nis n:tiing under that ceiianeous, including public build funny heap. I ir, rS, light-houses, collecting the rev Ihenlsaw it all. Seated, Turk jenue, etc.. S.U.i,Ua; ; interest on fashion on the border of his blanket, the public debt .i'A OvMim- th wnicn ne couiu tnus draw up so us to entirely envelop himself in it, be was completely in tbe dark, so far as the daylight was concerned ; and thus enshrouded, he was hovering over a round bole in the ice, about eighteen inches in di:imeter. A the other hand dropped into the i naici a OLnug ou me ena or wmcn in So oUtJ mo ; proht cn coinage, etc., was a rude wooden decoy fish, small !S6,'.M.'VNJ and fees Ccor.sular, pat enough to represent bait to the un-'ents and lands 8 ,),' X.H.'. iPia suspecting perch or pickerel which I i'.'rr Count. 1 A.mTirin. should spy it. This decoy was' loaded so as to sink slowly, a nd was 1 The waii or Oar Dwelling so moved and maneuvered as to im-! . itate tbe motions of a living fi.-b. ! When walls are to remain singly Crawling under the blanket with my Indian friend, I was surprised at tha 1 . 1 i n . t . . . . .1 V I . 1 the distinctness and beautv with which everything could be seen by tbe subdued light that came u through the ice. The bottom of the I river, six or eight feet below us, was I clearly visible, and seemed barely j four feet away. The grassrp. vegeta ble growths, and snots of rehblvl11' !.. t .1 ' ..... . Ta 1)0t.t I'oiiotu mrmeu curious little vit.is r.pj in inmpL smaiier hsn. tach ...rofcWol?. aim i.,,kv.!q c.i-u.i i;w IttllU nil "wwn rwuiairu liar rrui. n I ' ' tur i oo P!iv,i. .; . ! V . UtllUV.u all : , i; a ni.u noit li ir-r, ti,o nt. v,o,.,.;fi .oi., r 'H H' aAa-,T-l' VTilUlinii VSJtaHl . - . . . , 1 . 1 1 fr,emo;r.J-v,.,c..:c. Jtw.oe. ar.d. as the special healthful ed . iitiit: inn v wv'iJ'i. niiu tuaiit;.iU ligr.is or shadows made oy the sun light throuch the transparent ice. Suddenly, from somewhere I could not tell where, it seemed to come by magic a large "dory," or "moon-eyed pike" appeared on tbe river bottom. The watchful Indian elowly raised tbe decoy bait toward the surface, the larcer fish following it with interested and puzz'ed eyes. There was a sudden movement of ' the spear ; down it darted it? sharp pierced jti a ! maw. iti::i:ii UK "iieuuv u anu u o a iu.... -.; k " t, ; Tbenthe blanket was re-adjusted, ; and the fishin? was resumed. My ! bright young Indian friend said be this manner, and sometimes could even secur nouhle that onar.t ;l ! lllJ. ! J. O. Jloorhaih, in St. Niihola.. Wild BeaataofTndia. More than 22 000 persons are an nually destroyed in British India by wild beasts. The Hirer alone, in 1883, killed 985 people, besides 10, 000 cattle. Venomous serpents destroy im mense numbers ot wayfarer. Ow ing to the heat of tbe climate, poor persons travel mostly by night and walk bare -tot ted or wear only a sandal that does not protect the an kles. The deadly cobra is seldom active in the davtime. but be may i v ..j,t , ,y. j,.ba kr 1 . itt a f ..nwLl k Vo o.irtl'-lv t'l ill"- nine Ji'.r.r- i' UC ViVfUWrU Ur'li 111 IUC u.iiaiurn . . i r.,. ti i..i.. 4t;rcerou factory ch U ILU " Cl tTVJ ICt V. A j - H" V :ui- traveler, who i$ found in the mora Often the shortest path between "k frbreakf,st wpPf' two villages lies through a jungle.! on ,.4i r"f '"T 1 J where in the davtime. tbe beat will!wf. hf ntof pmf-T d et rise to 160 degree? nnder the blazine ; sun of India. The temptation to defer the journey until after sunset is, to most native?, irresistible, and J a-. k a. t .n o 7 iw . wl at "r- a " n k I w nl lows tbe departure of the sun. The : natives walk in Indian file in the narrow track, and a loiterer falls in var.us. an . J ri ' ' - . (Ivsnertic8. who open regain heaitn an easy prey to a tiger crouching m,r Fk at a wonfJprfrjl,T arn usn. 1 rsnid rate on milk, or milk and good in many pans oi ttioia, ueroue, the efforts of government, wild ; beasts render life hard indeed to the people, for one pair of full grown j tigers, with cubs will destroy from i four to six bullocks each week. Of-1 ten in pure wantonnes?, a tiger will pi)Tsician ants the attach kill two or three cattle when he, r of t&e jantern to the col. wants only a small part ot one. A ,ar ofttf harner?. which be savs he family ol tieere will kill m a week has wkh fect ...fartion : more animals than a family of far- . M Jight Jg a PO!Bmon tubular lan mew can eat in a year. Item, with a reflector and a spring lbe panther and the leopam are . J ,V. lDtti hablt ofj are ex-:. also lerrioits caiue eaters, mm leopard baa a particular .!.: , - , WHICH are ex-.. pected to guard the nera ironv nis attacks. The Indian wolf is noted for bis audacity in seizing children. In India, animals have a character of ferocity which makes human life in some-districts well-nigh icsap-. portable. ' courtahin of twenty years has WHOLE NO. 1S03. Cncle Sam and Hia Millions. I'nfta m Mi1"ifiHnl ;n k.'j -o r,.,yr U n.c behind the world - ! Uncle 8am looks nrvtrv rarefullv i ;if..,.l If "l l auT. Li. p. n ni.irt- I . i i . i hum trc-L 1 . 1 1 I 1 . . , - w I go down to me sea in sMps. lie maintains more than 2lO hitsaving stations, tb'' ct-.vs of which saved more than lives during the year, losing eleven. L nele fcatn is now practically at i wnrlr nmn pml.t.firar. .i,n.t.r scattered all over the country and designed to cost from S33.(W to ?1 - .siiam Kr.,-!. sr,, r,;.i i ,1.,.; kc-. J million a week for interest on "the j public deb' Even itthat he "t tofT ; nuriiiw. s 1 4 1 Is M a t a tn-r. aieuual t hi nrwr.t 'tot;i"l nearly expenses, including interest and sinkir,? fim.l I Even as re-einiv i ths. ir.tor. :est burden was ftVj (A 110 ! I ncie Sam's expenses during the i i.i - wcic mmup. a Uililiuu lor t each business day. That this repub - lie is not ungrateful is shown by the fact that, th t erwir.ra it.n, th ! list with $G,UHX; next -- ----- "--I ..w ava Ma siiikiii;' fand, S-lo,-' ':u i.; luilitarv. including rivers, harbors and ar senals, 543.t..t,'.t) ; civil expenses (Cotgrtss, Judiciary, etc.) S24.i.X).- UUO: navv. ltUAMJ: Indians. Sk jU.HOOO; lore.ga intercourse, S-5,IW. .., and District of Columbia, S i. oUO.OOO. Uncle Sam takes in a good deal of money in the course of a year. We are all tax payers and we ought to know where tnese So20,(.' J.UUO come from. Xinety .er cent, of the rev-! enu-s. or 2y4..."J,'.K.", nre rmni t cu.-t.iiis and internal rev nue t elM,U"U corning ircm tne custom j bouses. Sales ol public lands turn hme-washed or ka'-cniined, they are much more effective and prettier if left with what the mason term a rouch finish. On this t! e tint of the wall shows bright and clear, teith ef fective shadows, and it h: nothing oi tne com nart s ot a very j smooth surface, or of bard finish. No doubt the healthiest surface that living and sleenir? nwriiS can havp. is white-witsh or a tinted iime-wash. often renewed. We cannot all con . . . manr in tact, oi our old-fasriioned - . . , farmer-folks adhere to tbe old ens- . . torn of regularly cler.r.ir7 hone effect of ths CV r Kn.A Lio Anbv n fan weeks at most, we should not reeird this feature to the exclusion of oth ers. If one hss a mason to do it, onlv the pictures nrd decorations need be taken from tbe walls, and the carpet or floor covered near them Roat'b finished walls are treated with thin lime-waahes. tinted of any desirable color. Tbe mason, row-?-davs, have wavs t f prepnrins 1 , ' ,r v .1... ,.i., ; tr.em. inev siage ire nrae very smooth. ?-nd thicken it with smooth Hour naste. and ac dd salt, and pr- ibar . other thinr to it. It does not ror lk K '' .i""' - L 11 VV oiv auer t:ie row.., Fiity-Sve Diil-ir Vv.' ".,... ,i Bn;A t,,suriace oi tne wan. nen gairu- mine is used, the wall, if an old one. tbe loose lime well 5rraPed rfT- Brd fd thoroughly Wltn VIU WIIT, ceii.je liir r nr-ii . i v-. i r apnien. rvsi-onuiie iuaue ui elae. Paris white, and drv color3 Tor! tir.tir.?. In selecting tint? for par lor, sitting room and bed-rooms, j del-cite- or warm nentra! tints ; snr.nld he prererreri : especially avoid gravs, which are cold colors. l e r Milk. Wherever n.ilk is i.-ed plentifully there the children grow into robust men and women. Wherever it? place is usurped by tea, we have de generacy swift and certain. Dr. Fersuson, a factory sureeon. who has devoted a Idrce share of atten tion to this subject, has ascertained. trom care!ul rrea -crements of ru-be- ildren. tbat . j tween thirteen and fourteen years of age they grow r.ar!v four 'times ti O alei IS so suuai'ie n'i (jitiwiua children as well-cooked oat-meal poiridze ard rnhk long the stapl food in Seotr-h famine?, hut now. in many ir-tances. atardor.rd for diet lJ: W!r.2 Vl i e?sy digfsuruniy, u is oi equn m-; ' , , , . , ' " ' IsrtTina a Mght- How to illuminate a road in front of the horses in drivine at night is for attachnJent t0 lhe da,h. In piac4, lOf StUHUOlCUl lO lire US.-U. au pair of putting it on the dash. I slipped the spring over the middle of the T ,. . . ,. rlirectlv in front of the , . , of th8 roa4 verv purl ot trie roaa in front of me was plainly seen, so I could drive with as much confidence as in broad da; light. The condi- i;n-a riucaqptf I.. UltmBA Bra A IpT- ujj i,r.r with fir breadth rrintttuu aj-v'i.t- Jof chest, and a shoulder strap attacb- . " j J v!l..-, tbe el ks ice curia a.im.. w piv.u. A Diacrimloatlog Train Boy. " What made you think I'd want to purchase that book ?"' askei a re- ! Pf-rter cn the W est Shore road of a , train-boy, who had just deposited in Lia lap a volume giving a complete history of all the notabie encounters ; in the pii-ring witLin the last Lul Uteu ears. 'U. reporter iu qur : Ucl., oe it observed, although 1.1 ul ' fortunattiy eomewhui pugnacious as- pect. takes especial oei;gbt in report i icg sermons, and is as ignorant of I tbe Marquis of Queenebury rules as I of the dilferential and intezral cal culus. " I thought you was a sport,'' re plied the train-boy. taking a rapid inventory of his interlocutor. He was a threwd looking lad with pierc ing eyes, and a nose which is gener ally supposed to indicate that the owner knows a thing or two. " Then do you always try to select books to suit tbe character of each I hits it right sometimes if as bad to for a sport as to luis-take a sport for a religious . i Diail. I tie sport'U cet tnadder'n a wet heu every time, und sling all the cuss words he knows at you that is if he's in the smokin-car.T! "Do you find much variety of taste among the ladies on the trains " Cert. When I see a woman who want to be tfcouaht a fine lady, but ain't, Idro ps her some novel about ijukes and bloattd aristocrats, where ! ai the men has plenty of etamts and WOUien ,oJks tf iewelry. When 8t"Kes lady wbats the genooice tiling 1 bops her down a book mat am t got no darned uonsense in it some hoi.k that's been running ever since I've been in the business, and no tellin' how long al'ore." " llo about the men ?" " You ye got to study them just as Lard. Ibem dudi.-h iciitrs is the worst fellers. They'll just set and I eUck Uielr Csiuti ail aaJr' I Lout . ur "ca rot, I suppose. I man wais full of busi- . ...... I ... ... uuy books. He can't keep bis thoughts ou 'em. Young men that ain't dudes and ain't got no more money 'u they know what to do with make the beet customers. And old men wot's taain' life easy an con tented like and ain't everlasting botliering themselves about money, buy a good many books on the train. A railroad train is a mighty good place to study human .natur' in." "What's your favorite reading?" " I like to read bow poor boys got on iu tne wend tiil they got to be real big bugs like that feller Fuison, wot u.-ed 10 sell books on a train, same as 1 do.' " Let U:e have that book of Far- : T'A r'-. rn ..-r j and .-1. .t 1 1 kr n- a l'. ; - - .... , k...v ' ' . . " Vou can bet I won't." -V. 1". Tribune. Etbica of Rest. Let every won. an who finds her vita' forces failing, who is growing nervous, as well as always weary, whose chief longing is for rest of mind and body, who begins to feel that li!e is not worth the living, .-top now and here. Cut off all expendi ture fif effort tbat i not an absolute necessity, and curtail that necessity i as much as pos-ible. I do not mean that you should give up your worthy aims and purports, but r.e sure that you can devote yourself to them safely. Remember this : It is as import ant that you should keep a reserve provide in a money way fv.r "ftk rjpoaa. ficcidert or declining years. So lore as youth lasts you do not greatly feel this exhaustion of the physical forces, tbat i, your powers of recuperation are greater, yet ev ery time ynu drsw upon your strength to excess, you are obliged to go deeper and deeper into your vita! resources in order to make re pairs. And von rtever do get onite back to tbe old place, even thongh vou are Dot conscious at the time of the fact. You find that after a while thiit a right's sleen doe- not make vou as good as new again, after ''overdoirz." but it take another dav of rest and r.ieht of slumber to enable you to cet back your usual vigor. You can not help it ? I know tbat is true rf some of you, tbat there are duties so absolute in their de mands tbat you are compelled to do them so 1 re as you are able tolear jtbe strain, but by far the creater part could, an ye would diminish: vour burdens by a third. Social mbition in some case? the fear of r.ot dointr a? vour neighbor does a fas, ;,jPa rf ,jatv jn others, a desire to nrr0rni.iish much that would he pleasant to be able to do. the inabil ity to say no to demand made up on time ard energies, all of these tilings, sinclv or together, caue women to apply the lah when they find their physical power? lagging, and on they go until they fall down in their tracks. Personal'tiea and III Report. Keep clpr of personalitie? in gen eral conversation. Talk of things objects, thoughts. The smallest rr.ind? occupy themselves with per sonalities Personalities must some times be talked because we have to learn anil find out men's character istics for legitimate objects ; but it is to tie with confidential persons Do not heer!leiy report ill of other?. There are time? when we are com pelled tosav, "I do not think Boone- er a trne and honest man. tui whpn th"e 53 r' to exFr"' an opinion. let poor Hour.cer swagger awav. Others will tase his measure no doubt, and save you the trouble of analyzing him and instructing them. And a? far a? possible dwell on the good side of human beinr". There are family boards where a constant process of depreciating, as sizning motives, and cutting up character goes forward. They are not pleasant p.ljce?. Ore who is healthy does? not wish to dine at a dissecting table. There i? evil enough in man. God know? ! But it is not the mission of every young man and woman to detail and re port it all. Keep the atmosphere as . eB,Ie pure as possible, and fragrant witn cess and chanty. Tde other dav a precious young ster was asked if be was papa's boy. He answered "Yes." "And are vou roam a's bev, too ?" "Yes." replied Willie. "Well, bow can you b pa pa's boy and mamma's boy, both at the same time?" "Oh," be replied, indifferentlv, "can't a wacon have two horses ?" That settled the ques tioner. In Turkey the totion prevail tint leprosy may result from a stroke cf lightning. ?
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