THK WAT OP WtU. if all in this world 1 Had the self-same mission. Mankind and the world Would be in a aid condition. For some muat aow For otters to reap. And aome most work While other uleep. And aome, like tie water-coarse, Vast tarn the wheel. While othen must grind The cum to meal. And aome muit print. And aome must fold. While otlien carre names In letters ol gold. HarreOTinx Buckwheat. Buckwheat it an exceptional grain. It requires special care in cultiva tion and equally careful harvesting. It is a semi-tropical plant, exceed ingly tender, and easily killed by frost, but yet it grows beet in cool weather and does not fill the grain well uutil so late in the season that ),. irrnwpr is alwavs anxious lest the Irost should injure or destroy his crop. Consequently the farmer must sow as late as possible, ana vet he must avoid dancer of injury bv earlv frosts. " And when he has escaped this danger the harvesting brings more difliculties which he has to look out for. This plant does not ripen evenly. The grain forms first at the lower part of the flower sulk, and the seed ripens there while it is f reo above, and at the top the blosaotn is sail opening. The hflxvestinir. therefore, muht be hepun at a season when the most grain can be secured in the best con dition. And here aeain comes in more risk., viz: that of cutting the grain too boob, and before the larg est quantity can be securea, ana aiso that of leaving the crop to be seri ously miured by an untimely nara frost, which will kill and cause to shrivel up tlie immature grain, which would otherwise fill and ma ture in the curing, while drying in the gaveL This crop is thus seen to be surrounded witu dangers Irom beginning to end, and it is not safe even until it is well gold, for while in the granary it is still liable to in jury from heating and molding in spite of great care. These things should be understood by the farmer so that he may exercise discretion in the management of the crop, be cause it is evident, with so marv dif ficulties in the way which cannot be foreseen and provided for, no gener al rule can be laid down which will meet even a majority of cases. The only rule that can be given is the very unsatisfactory one, Cut this grain as soon as it is readv," and the only help that can be afforded to the inexpert farmer is to show as nearly as may be when the grsin is ready to be cut Generally an expert buckwheat grower will leave the crop standing until the first irost, which kills the upper leaves and blossoms. The low er branches, which bear the most of the grain, escape. The grain will be still green in larger part, but it will not suffer by cutting. The plant is so succulent that the sap will be sufficient to mature and till the grain after it is cut. and the grain then ripens in the shock. If frost is late then the condition of the grain must be closely watched, and when the lowest branches are filled with ripe grains, the crop should be cut at once, lest these shell out and be come lost. When the buckwheat is cut it lies in the swath until it is free from surface moisture, but no longer. It is an injury to leave it to shrivel and dry in the sun. This stops the fill ing of the immature grains, which would fill slowly under the protec tion of the stalks and leaves while standing in the gavel. The gavels should be made ct fair size. If they are too small the straw dries too quickly; if too large it remains wet and delays - the threshing. The writer's plan is to rake up as large a bunch as possible one way and set it up between two swaths; then to rake as much on the same swath to this bunch and set up with it, then when the next swath is raked the grain is set up in the same manner with that previously set up, so as to make each gavel contain four rake fuls. This makes a gavel of conven ient size every way. The gavel is cot bound. . The grain stays in the gavel, until it is cured and dry. Care ii taken to set up these, if they are overturned or disturbed by i storms. As the stalks or pedicels of the grain are exceedingly weak, the grain easily becomes detached and wasted. In hauling the crop to the thresher, it is well to have blankets or sheets spread over the rack to save the loose grain, also to carry it on a cloudy or damp day, so as to prevent the loss of grain. For the same reason the grain is cut when the stalks are damp. When the grain is threshed it should be spread on a barn floor and thoroughly air- J ed on dry, windy da8 before it is put in bins, and even a fur that it must be shifted and exposed to dry ing air, or it will heat ia the bin. It is one of the worst graius to keep, and the farmer will do well to get rid of his surplus as soon as posti ble, and store what he retains on a floor in a heap not over a iotin depth. No Time fur That. "Yes, the artificial banks along this river made capital breastworks for the Confederatea," said the pilot, as we steamed down the mighty Mississippi. "Safely sheltered by the heavy walls of earth. I've had more'n one crack ata Yankee gun boat mrstlf." "Then you were in the survice?" "Must have been. I belonged to a sort o' independent troop, and most ot our fighting was from these 'ere banks. Do you 6ee that grove away off up there?" -Yes." "Well, in war times a big house stood there. Fifty of us w ere eat ing dinner there one day when some body saw a Yankee gunboat along about here. We all rushed for the bank, and when she came along we opened with our muskets. By and by she replied with a shell from a big gun. It struck the bank near the top and jut-t lifted about ten wa gon loads of diat up iu a heap and let it fall on oar captain." "Kill himr "No, I reckon not, but it buried him clear out of sight" "How did be feel when you got him out?" "We didnt get him out" "You didn't! Why not!" "Too busy holding an election for some one to take his place. We couldn't think of every thing at once, you know, and then it was such a cheap and easy way of burying a man. They might have dug him out since tfle war, but I reckon he was no good. - Been there too long." Free Frets.. J A CANVAS WRECK. ! Proatretea XDooaande of People at m 1 1 liarnBin a bdow m iiwumo. TiTCSviLLE, Sept. 22. The big tent of Barnum's circus was blown down to-day during the performance and an extraordinary panic ensued, causing a number of accidents and rtorannnJ iiiinries. The canvas IS a very large one, being over 326 feet long and lb6 feet wide, and under it were collected an audience ol large nrnnortinnR. of whom the men. wo men and children numbered per haps lO.lX'U people. me exmmuon tms almnat over when the accident swirifol nrhrwa 33(1 nV.lork. A rain storm had been raging, and at that inctaut darkened the skies and caused the performance of the ele phants to be cut short But no par ticular uneasiness was felt The next thing was the skating perform nronn the stace. In one rice the Gilford brothers were doing the can-; ... . . i at 1 non ball act, while in tne.oiner, te ballos and Lowondt, two perch per formers, were attracting auenuon. Suddenly it began to grow dark and flip wind commenced to sway the canvafcs more violently, and people started to leave their Eeata hastily and pour in a living tide twoard the places of exit U'hilp the masses were descend ing from their seats and filling the arena, the mam guys tnat neia me centre poles, aud were attached to the strong stakes, broke with the violence of the wind and the whole nf t h vat e n n v as eollansed and set tled slowly down on the heads of the thousands of people who haa not yet escaped to the outside. A scene of extraordinary confu sion ana excitement ensued. People were scattering in all directions, fam ilies became separaied, men and wo men began praying and screaming, and the rain keut Dourine down, at tended with intermitting flashes of lightning and loud peals oi tnun- dlT. ' : ' The other tents remained stand ing, so there was no stampede among the elephants, which were already shackled and kept quiet, and the other animals made no disturbance. People under the tents cut their way out with knives, and extricated oth ers by that means. The ground was 6lrew'n with hats, shoes, bonnets, shawls, aud fashionable hats and fine dresses were ruined bv hundreds The struggle of the thousands, old and youLg, to find shelter and ob tain carriages to take them home was pitiful, and not a little ludicrous, in spite of the discomfort and dis tress. No blame is attached to the man agement. It whs an unavoidable accident. The company pays all d-irtnrs' billn and nrovi.les board and care for the injured. No per formance was given here to-night. Tickets sold were redeemed, but the circus is announced for Oil City to morrow, as if nothing had happen ed. They have an extra new tent for sur.h an euiersencv The loss and damage will foot up 58,000. This is the first accident of this kind that Barnum has met with this season. Car; for Pile. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, caus ing the patient to suppose he has some atiection ot the aianeya or neighboring organs. At times, 8ymptons of indigestion are present, as flatulency, uneasiness of the stom ach, ect A moisture, like perspira tion, producing a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm, ia a com mon attendant Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles yield at once to the ap plication ot Dr. Bosanko't) Pile Rem edy, which acts directly upon the parts affected.abaorbing the lumors, allaying the intense itching, and ef fecting a permanent cure. Price 60 cents. Address, The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, O. Sold by C. N. BOYD, Druggist, Somerset, Pa. dec3-ly. Physicians Were in Vain. Mr. David Nftter, 795 Mission street ban r rancisco, Cat, writes that tor several month he suffered from a severe cold and cough, which finally resulted iu total hoarseness. He consulted several physicians, but obtained no relirf. and then tried lied Star Cough Cure. After taking a few doses he felt better, and before he had finished a bottle he was com pletely cured. Closed in a Blaze of Glory. Harkkiicrg, Sept 17. The Dau phin County Centennial Celebration was lormally closed to-dav with a monstrous firemen's parade. It is estimated that there were at least 3,500 men which represented 40 fire companies, from all over the State. Thirty-seven bands of music and three drum corps were also in line, it was a great day for the volunteer fire department, and to night the city is lull of the boister ous red-Miirted fraternity. To-morrow the boys, under the guidance ol the companies of this city, will visit Gettysburg, after wh;ch it is expected that the citv will once more settle down to her accustomed quiet Liverv stable keeier8 should al ways keep Arnica and Oil Liniment in the stable, nothing like it for horses. For Sale by C. N. Boyd, Somerset, Pa. .. - Outlawry in Maryland. Frederick, Md., Sept 16. At an early hour this morning a party of masked tuen rodo op to the house ol Samuel House. Jr., on South Moun tain, and awoke the inmates. They asked if House wa at home, and, on being told that he was not ordered the house cleared, after which thev set it on fire, and watched until it was consumed. House is a notori ous desperado, and has been con cerned in numerous robberies and assaults. His open defiance of the law aroused the neighbors, and they formed a plan to lynch him last night Not finding him at home they took their revenge by burning his residence. We, l a Co It is always best to be careful and precise in giving directions to serv- anta. CoL 1 erger told hia colored man Sam : "Go and get us a couple of tickets for the performance to-night" Sam came back and only brought one uctei. "Where is the other ticket?" "I has done disposed ob hit" "What do you mean?" "Boss, yer tole me, 'go and eet two tickets.' Dar's your ticket and I done guv mine to a cullud lady I met on de street bhe will be dar, boss. You bet, she will be dar. No danger ob de ticket bein' los or wasted." - Nearer, My God, to Tbeje, This language was the heart-utterance of Mrs. Sarah Flower Adams, who was born in Cambridge, Eng land, in February, 1805, whose his tory haa been but slightly known to the great public, who have treasured her hymn as one of their most sa cred treasures for nearly half a cen tury. Her lather was the editor of a Cambridge weekly paper. Her mother was a woman of fine gifts and culture, and she herself was the voungest child. She was noted in her early life for the taste she mani fested in literature, and in maturer years for great zeal and earnestness in her religious life. She contribut ed prose and verse to the periodicals of the dav, and her art criticisms were valued. Married at an early age, and of . ;J a leeble constitution, sne suu, aiuiu many bodily sufferings, kept her pen busy, her thoughts and writings always tending upward. At what time and under what circumstances she caught the inspiration from which was evolved that beautiful hymn, which has ever since echoed round and round the globe, is not known but was probably during some period of peculiar trial, when her spirit was lifted through sorrow almost above its earthly body. She little dreamed that her hymn, like those of Toplady, Charlotte Elliot and Ray Palmer, would be heard through the ages. It was first pub lished in 1841, in a volume of sacred lyrics published by a Mr Fox, of England, just eight years before the death of the gifted authoress, who only lived to the age of forty-four, and thus never knew the fame which was to be attached to her hymn and name. The hymn soon began to appear in various collections.and was every where received with delight It was given the tune "Bethany"' which is very popular in this country. Ev erybody who has growu up in a Christian land knows it by heart, and in many countries which do not float the banner of Christ it is most equally popular. Costly Cows Killed bjr Testa, The newspaper report on the death ol the valuable cow Princess II, belonging to Mrs. Shoemaker, stated to be from lung trouble, brought several gentlemen breeders and others interested in the valuable live stock of the State to consult Dr. Ward, the State Veterinarian, as to the ni.ture of the disease, as it was reported to be pleuro-pneumo-nia, and that several other cows in the herd were coughing. Therefore, on Saturday afternoon Dr. Ward paid an official visit to the park to ascertain the true state of affaire. tie found the entire herd, with the exception of the two bulls and one cow, out at pasture, and in apparent good health. The bulls looked splendid. The cow in one of the stables was (suffering from garget and enlarged knee joints a chronic case. The dairyman gave the doc tor full particulars of the cow's death, which was from the effects of over taxation of the system dur ing the late butter tests, or in other words, as the doctor puts it, from niakiug the cow into an extraordi nary milking machine and then trying to return her to the ordi nary dairy cow. Value II, the oth er noted cow as a butter-making creature, died three weeks ago from the same cause or causes. At one time she was owned jointly by Messrs. Watts and Seth, but recent ly came to be owned by Mr. G. V . Watts, who purchased Mr. Seth's interest in her. Dr. Ward eavs such severe tests must at all times under mine the constitutions of the most robust animals, and the two splen did creatures were of that class. He anticipated the end, therefore is by no means surprised, except that they stood it out so long. Balli more American. The Lauguage of Signs. Now all this discomfort may be avoided in a simple way. You have, first of all, to make yourself famil iar with the plan of the town and to walk out of the station without any hesitation. If you go wrong it does not much matter ; you can soon find your way again, or if not you can buy a trifle at some shop where they will set you right When the cabmen scream at you, as they do at everyone, do not speak to' them, but raise your chin slightly. This means ho, and it will generally quiet them. It they persist, shrug your shoulders, pout your lips, elevate your chin more suddenly and dis tinctly, with a side glance at them, while you continue your walk. That means "dont trouble me." If it should prove ineffectual, . which it rarely docs, assume as much ferocity as you can easily command at short notice into your face, turn shortly on your persecutor, fix your eyes on bis and draw your right band, with the back uppermost, gently but firmly from your throat to your! chin in such a way as to push out your beard, if you are fortunate enough to have one. What this ges ture means we cannot say ; it is best not to inquire. To judge from its effect on the lazzaroni, it is tanta mount to very bad language indeed ; so that he who employs it innocent ly mav have all the satisfaction with out incurring any of the guilt of those noble soldiers who once lought in Flanders. But the gesture must be performed simply, easily, almost mechanically, or the cabmen - will discover that you are only a fraud, and act accordingly. Whore Our soda Cnie From. Along the Peruvian coast stretch ing for hundreds of miles, are the famous beds ot nitrate of soda which purified is saltpetre. These depos its, more profitable than silver or guano, were discovered accidentally by a vagrant Englishman named George Smith, but were not opera ted to any extent until recent years. Now, nitrate, having been found a valuable component of a hundred chemical forms, is in demand the world oyer, and millions of dollars' worth is shipped from the ports on the coast annually. Before its val ue was fairly known a number oi far-sighted men located " claims " after the fashion in vogue in mining camps everywhere, and then the government stepped in and forbade any further pre-emption. But the original locations cover enough of the deposit to supply the market for a century or two, and to keep up prices they have formed a pool, a monopoly combined, under which they charge irom two to three dol lars per cwt for what costs them about fifteen cents. There is appar ently no limit to the stuff, the bed stretchinjr -up and down the coast for three or four hundred miles.- There is a thousand different ways to tell a lie, but there is only one way to tell the truth. I Oae of President Unoola'a Btortea. Some ol the leading Republican Senators, after the retirement of Gen. Cameron, held a caucus and appointed a committee to wait on the President The committee rep resented that inasmuch as the Cabi net has not been chosen with refer ence to the war and bad more or less lost the confidence of the country, earnestly advised him to make a clean sweep and 'select seven new men and so restore the waning con fidence of the country. The Presi dent waited with patient courtesy, aud when the Senators had conclud ed he said : "GenUemen, your re quest for a change of the whole Cab inet because I have made one change, reminds me of a story I once heard in Illinois of a farmer who was much troubled by skunks. They i l: i n;t, ailUUVCU DIB UUUBCUU1U U mulj and his wife insisted that he should take measures to get rid of them. One moonlight night he loaded his old shotgun and stationed himself in the yafa to watch for the intruders, his wife remaining iu the house anx iously awaiting the result After some time she heard the shotgun go off, 8 nd in a few moments the farm er entered the house. "What luck had you ?' said she. 'I hid myself behind the woodpile, said the man, 'with the shotgun pointed toward the hen-roost, and before long there appeared not one skunk but seven. I took aim and blazed away, killed one, and he raised such a fearful smell that I concluded it was best to let the other Bix co.' " With a hearty laugh the Senators retired and nothing more w s heard of Cabinet reconstruction. Silent and Snperb Contempt. Sooner or later a lie is always ex ploded. Take the case of General Grant When he began to rise in the army his envious rivals circulat ed the report that he was coarse, il literate and a drunkard. President Lincoln gave a quietus to the charge oi1 drunkenness. But the notable part of the business is that Grant, i not replying to a single slander or invention, managed in the course ot his career to completely vindicate himself. He never said "I am not a drunkard," but lived so as to show all the world that he was a sober man. He never denied that Rawlins and others wrote all his letters and despatches, but let the public grad ually discover the facts. When it is said his silence was dullness and in capability, he never claimed that he could make a speech, but when the time came spoke often and success fully in public. People who credit ed him with no literary ability, dis covered during the last year of the General's life that he resembled Ciesar in his ability to handle the pen as weil as the sword. The won der is not that these falsehoods were all exposed, but the silent and su perd contempt with which Grant treated them should have triumph antly refuted them all. There is a lesson to be learned from the life of this silent and patient man. No man can be talked or written down ex cept by himself. Absurd Itolee of the English Bar. Since the world began was there ever anything so absurd and inde fensible as the rules of the English bar? A barrister, however hungry, must liot take a lets fee than a guinea; he must not advertise foj work: he must not treat with his clients without the intervention of an attorney ; he has no legal claim for his fees, and he is not liable for his negligence. Take again the grotesque rule as to precedence. There are, let it be supposed, upon a particular circuit, two barristers, A and B. A is a prodigy of legal learning, but no or ator. B knows next to no law, but talks like a house on fire. It is thought desirable to secure both. But the attorney forgets to look in the "Law List," and when the case comes on the unfortunate client finds that by reason of the rule of precedence, the speech falls to the silent man, while the orator has to content himself with examining a few of the less important witnesses, Can anything more utterly foolish be imagined ? ' Tough. When it comes to toughness, Tex as beef is entitled to the blue ribbon. The average Texas landlord usually manages to secure the toughest beef in the market "Is there a carpet beating estab lishment next door ?" asked a newly arrived guest at an Austin hotel. "Not that I know of." "Well, then, you must have a blacksmith shop in your cellar. Do you shoe horses down in the cellar?" ! "W hy, no, stranger. What makes you think so?" " v hat s all that pounding about as ii there was a boiler lactory in full' blast or some coopers were driving down the hoops of a wooden cistern ?" "Oh, that 1 Why, that's the cook pounding the beefsteak for break fast" Poor In Geography. The member from Calabash rose with his usual majestic dignity, gaz ed about him sternly for a moment to inspire awe, as was his wont, and then, bending his gaze with piercing fixedness upon the small man from Blossom county, he said, in a voice of deep solemnity, with a long pause after each utterance : " I know no North no South no East no West 1" The member with hayseed in his hair was on his feet in an instant and shouted back, in reply to what he supposed had been addressed specially to him : " Then I'll be blamed if you ain't all-fired poor in geog'aphy !" TAB MARK. slmwwy's'hsM.ffrfimw PROMPT, SAEE, SURE I T nTl ill HiHlMwsJhiii r I TTRi Hi TftAOEW V : I I HMM. Mil I I Ha - ,lgf W7M Absolutely Pure. inu rownor mf ernnn. J. mw.ci ui iiumj. atrenKth acd wboleaomenefa. 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Ei. matt, CIrntillt. W. Va anjit One Im-uU of Haij.'s Haiu Ui:xcwtu ntorrd n.y Lair Ui lu natural, yuuihfui color." N itiurim mil nt awn entrr Into tlie romf4vti:iun Hall's lluic 1:knkwki:, :u:tl it U B t a tlvc. It tcurtabli: inrc i! rvfui rft hiinc liL'host ilt'LTiK- bt :io I'. '.. I V t'm laia'p a a prrvpntivi of tli i it. i i Afrit are DJlunil a it. I la-tii.v. It dM- not make th lt:iir dry untl bni-hv. ik- tbf im-alk4 restoratives coiu pouinW with ak-uboL Buckingham's Dye for Tins WHISKERS I. In four rriioots. superior to ail otlur. 1 t 1 1 will protlm-o a rith. natural rnlitr. lirmvn or bbek, as tloiret!. 2il -The color so protluottl is permanent, f inii.i: 1m- v:w)i1 on. ant! will not wiil an lliin ; v itli wliirli it oni"t ill cotit:i-t. :M -It i a inlf pri'iiaration. ami mom tuivi niriit of supination lliau any bluer liair or w hikcr tlye. till It contains no deleterious !n?re Ih ui-. ui ilu many preparations otiVnd f.ir like uo. I'ltEPARF.D BY U. I'. HALti & CO., Nashua, X. IL SoM by all Dealers in Medicines. E1ELSI0R C00KST0VES ALWAYS SATISFACTORY EIGHTEEN SIZES AND KINDS ALL PURCHASERS CAS BE SUITED AKrrrTTRgi v Isaac A-Sbeppard Co.. Baltimore, Mi A.xn von MALE BV R. B. Schell & Co , SOMERSET, mayST-'SMyr, f OVER 1000.000 BUTTLES SOLD ANU HLVtK FAILS TO CURE C0UGHS.C0LDS, THROAT AND All LUNGTROUBLES . DRUGGISTS SQJ.IT PRICE. 25 crs. BALE, Para IrmjCtlUe. sol 1.1 colon Cows, belf- at aad balls. ta latter ranprtnt frum six months UthraayaarsoltL PsUIktms rurnti'hwl. M. HOBLITZKLL, For View Faust. scptUlm. - Ursioa, Somerset Co., Ps, FEVER rf-UU iq.S V-Atl kt0 A -m. druggists smrr afTl mm Ikuas." I Aik for "Kooh on Ooag-bi,' lor Coocba, CoWi. Sore Throat. Hoananeia, Troehaa, Iks. LhiUld, lite. M atoata-k mm Rata." Clean oat rata, Bice, roaebaa, filea, aata, bed bugs, t knaka, chipmunk goobcra, 10c DruggUL Palpitation, DropaieaJ SwalUoca, Dualneaa, In direction, Hudicb. Sleeuieuaeaa, cored bj " Weila'HealUi Keaevcr." H Baack Crae. , Ask for Wella' " RoDib oa Corni." 16c. Quick, couplet cure. Hard or foil eoraa, warta, bunluoa. Fala" ! Plaaier ; Ktrenpthenlwr, improred, the best for back ache, palna la ehen or title, rbeamatlua, aearal Bla. Tkla Pewplo. "Wells Health Renewer" reatoru health and TlKor, cures lispeuala, Headache, Nerronsnea, lel.UUy. It. WkMplBsrCaaa-k, and the many Throat Afleetloni ot children, prompily, piooaaDtlT, and aaleljr relleTetl by -Kough on Uoagha' Trochee, lie Balaam, 36c. al there, If yon are falling, broken, worn out and nerrona, u "Welti' Health Keneerer." tl. lwogglata. 1.1 re rreacrvar. If you an loiiog your (rrlp on life, try M Welle Health Keneerer." Utwa direct to weak ipota. M atoogta am Tootharbe." Instant relief for Neuralifla, Toothache, Face ache. Ask lor "Hough on 'toothache." 16 acJ ita. Pretty Wonaaa. Ladies ho would retain freshness and TlT.oity, don't laU to trj Wells' Health Keuewer." Catarrhal Thraat AnTeetlaaa. Hacking, irrltaiing Oonghs, Colds, Sore Throat, cured l.y "KougU on Coughs." Troches, lio. Liquid, iie. - KnKh Itch." Kooich on Itch cores humors, eruptions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, Iroeted leet, chilblalna. 1 be Hope of be Bailoa. Children, slow In development, puny, scrawny, and delicate, use "Wells' Health Keuewer." Wide Awake. three or (our hours every ninht eoUKhing. Oet linmediAle relief aud sound rest by uning Wells' "Kougu on Coughs." t roches, 163. Halsam, 2&e. "KawahOa Palra" Pereaaeel Planter j Strengthening, improved, the best for backache, pains iu chew or side, rheumatism, neuralgia. Tried to Sell Her Two Babies for Reer. Nkw York, Sept. 1G. Lizzie Mc Guirk, a miserable, drunken wretch, who was released fron Randall's Island yesterday was found in the gutter in East Twelfth slrrol last night, helplessly drunk. Her two seven mouth old children were in the hands of citizens. Earlier in the evening she had offered to sell thetn to the bar-tender in a bucket-shop for a glass of beer. On being refus ed she dropped one of theni in t naiiway and threw the outer one into an ash barrel. Justice Power seni her to the Workhouse for six months and the intants were com mitted to the care of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Child ren. Ruse Cold and Hay ever. Are tt-pes of catarrh having pecul iar symptoms. They are attended bv an i:i(l;tmed condition of the lin ing metnbratie of the nostrils, tear ducts and throat, affecting the lungs. An acrid mucus is 6ecreted, the dis cbarge is accompanied with a bum ing sensation, mere are severe spasms of sneezing, frequent attacks ot headache, watery and inflamed eyes. Ely 's Cream Balm is a reme dy fofiiuled on a correct diagnosis of diseases and can be depended upon, 50 cents at druggists, or by mail. Send for circular. Ely Bros., Drug gist, Owego, IS. Y. How young old people look who nave never been seriously sick, and who never worry and fret How old young people look who fret and stew and suffer pain all at once. But we can't altogether help our disposi tion, and we will sometimes get out of sorts in spite of all our caution. Then we need the best, the simplest and tbesatest medicine known,wbicb is Dr. Kennedy s ravorite Ilemedy Purifies the blood and renews vital ity in old and young. Women are everywhere using and recommending l'arkers Ionic be cause they have learned from expe rience that it speedily overcomes despondency, indigestion, pain or weakness in the back or kidneys. and other troubles peculiar to the sex. "I never patronize patent medi cines. JJontyour Wby not? iba patronize "patent" articles of a hun dred varieties why not patent med icines. "Because they are often worthless." True, but not always. Frequently they are the very best in the world, representing the widest experience. At least we know that Dr. Kennedy s favorite Remedy is one of these, and for all troubles of the blood, liver and urinary organs it stands on its merits, and not on advertising. ''The ladies especially go into ec stacies over Parker's Hair Balsam," writes Mr. J. H. Decler, druggist, of riiidlay, Ohio. wlhey sav it is the most elegant dressing they ever us ed, btops falling hair, restores col or, promotes growth. Trsnplaed tm Death by Blaoaa. Bismark, Dak., Sept. 17. While hunting buffalo 800 miles north of this city, on the banks of the Mis souri River, Charles Latin, a prom inent Canadian, and two of bis com panions were killed in a stampede, the fourth man making his escape. The hunters were in pursuit of a herd of about 200 bisons, when a storm burst suddenly upon them. The winds were terrific and the frantic aiiimals suddenly turned about and rushed upon the men, who were hedged in by a river on one side and high bluffs on the oth er. John Wilson, who escaped, for warded the remains of his unfor tunate companions to their respec tive homes. Dr. BoamnKO. This name is so familiar with the people throughout the United States that it is hardly necessay to state that he in the originator of the great Dr. Bosanko Cough and Lung Syr up, the favorite remedy, wherever known; for Coughs, Colds, Consump tion and all affections of the Throat and Lungs. Price 50 cts. and $1.00. Sold by Mr. C. N. Boyd. Base ball is a game in which dia monds are always trumps. Thousands walk the earth to-dav who would be sleeping in it. Itosom but for the timet? use of Downs' Elixir. Guaranteed to cure or mon ey refunded. For Sale by C. N. Boyd, the Druggist, Somerset, Pa. Men who pry into things Bur glars. Arnica k Oil Liniment is equally eood for man and beast. 25 and 50 cents per bottle. For sale by C N, Boyd. a. W. BEJtFOKD. DRUG G. W. BENFORD & SON'S DEUG- STOKE, NO.. 1, BAEH'S BLOCK.' We keep constantl on hand a stock of ' PUKE DKTJGS AND MEDICINES, Chemicals, Byes, Toilet Articles and Sundries kept in a first-class Irug Store- PAINTS, OILS, VARNISHES, Truwes. Braces. SnpiKirters, and all leading appurtensnce need both bv Phrsiclens sad Fmtlles TOBACCOS AND CKiA HS. the be in the market from Domefle to imported MUMHIP-TIO.-OMPOtSDt:l WITH CAKE. FAMILY tVCCIPTS ULLEDI Okltkl f LY. Ail advert leed medicines kept on ham!, if not parties can depend on Iu arrive! In a short time, as we pay great attention to all such demands. Our own make ol HoksE ASU CATTLE euWUlU Is beyond doubt tbebettinthe market, ets. per pound. We go to no expense of packing, labeling, advertising, Ae., but keep In bulk. Anv ingredient wanted siiecialiy can be added. Cal1 . and see for yourself, itnd be convinced we otter Bargains. . W. BEMroaii A Sow Intend doing a square bus mete, and wunt all to see for themselves. No trouble to show our stock. Pure Vine find Liiiuora for MeliclnnJl Ue Only." ESTABLISHED 1880. FISHER'S BOOK STORE, SOMERSET, PENN'A. This well established, old and reliable Book, III. lhHS. I mm lis old. cramDed end iiinulAdent More-Koora directly opptite Cook h BeeriU'. In us ocrujiancy, ine stoca oi ntitras, riews anu riiionerv nae oeen wry iimiiij tuwoini. lenticu will be ald to the U Me, alt Trtdt. St hnol lAoas, Scbtiol Supplies, Pir, EnveL.iies, Inks, F-ens, Almanacs. Pencils, Ulsnk Books, Ae., will bebuuulit In large quuntlti.-a direct In manuue turers, which pill enable this establishment to job to town ami country merchants at such figures as will make it advantageous to buy here. To retail boyers, an almost InDumertlde line of goods will he otlered. Always lor sale an extensive and varied assortment ol Poetical Works, Histories, Books of Travel. Novels, Lutheran end Disciples Hymn Books, Dictionaries. Children's toy Books, juagaxincs, Kevlews, Dally rapcrs, Story Papers, and a general line of reading matter. Bay School and Sunday School Reward Cards, LAWYEBS AND JUSTICES BLAMS, BLANK BOOKS, TABLETS, AND MARBliSE CEBTIF1CATES. tfMAIL ORDERS SOLICITED. CHAS. PI. FISHER. ELIAS CXJNNHSTOHM, Manufacturer ana Dealer. WMesalsr ml Retailer of LUMBER AND BDMKG, MATERIALS, HARD AND SOFT WOODS, Offic and Yard AT Somerset, Op- S- & C. R. R. Stalls . OAK, POPLAR. SllISGS, PICKETS, MOD 'DISCS, ASH. U'AI.MT, Tl.COKISG. bASH, STAIK HAILS, CHERRY, YELLOW PISE, SHISGLES, DOORS. BALISIEHS. CHESTS VT, H HITE PISE. LATH, HLISDS, SEUEL POSTS A General Line of all irralrs ol I,amlar an! BulMlna MateriHl . antl R'linit slate kept In Stock. Also, can luniisn anytbiria In the Una of our business tu order with reasonable irm;tnss, such as Urackels. Oil J-ilietl "work, ao. ELXAS CTJ3STIsriTC3-BL.M, Offices and Ya rd Opposite . & C. R. R. station. Somerset, Pa THE BERLIN MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS IS THE BEST PLACE TO ETTST MEMORIAL WORK IX THE COUXTY, AXD THE OXLY PLACE W1IEEE STEICTLY FIRST-CIlSS WOIIK true, go to any Cemetery in the done by the Berlin Works with R. H. Koontz is the First, Because he is Fully Established in The Trade, and is therefore loing a perfectly Reliable Business. Second, Because his Very Extended Erjierience. and Artistic Skill, en ables him to proportion his work better than others. Third, Because he claims to be, and can prove it bii his Work and Xu- merous Patrons, the Finest Carver, the Neatest Letterer, and the Best Gen eral Workman doing business in this section of country. feblft. THE OLD RELIABLE SCHUTTLER WLGOISr. E8TABLIS1IE0 IN CHICAGO IX 1S42. I have just recWveJ two car. loads of the Self-oiling Steel-sltein Schuttler Wagons, the moat complete Western Wagon in the market for Road or Farm Purposes. On the latter there is a Hear Brake, to be used when hauling hay or (Train, a something that farmers know the necessity of when hauling on hilly farms. Every part of the Wood-work of wagon has laid in Stock three years before being worked up, insuring the work to be ougmy seasoned oeiore oeing ironed, DOUBLE COLLAR AND OIL CUPS, It is the only Wagon made necessity of taking off the ply turning a cap the wagon can be oiled in less than five minutes. This Wagon wants to be seen to be fully appreciated, and parties wishing to buy will do well to see it EVERY WAGON FULLY INSURED. In offering this make ol Wagon to the public, will say I used the same make of Wagon for five years when freighting across the Eocky Moun tains, over roads that were tlie test. I feel warranted wheels. Call on Oliver Knepper Wagons. AVACESTS WASTED THBOVGHOVT THE COUXTT. P. HEFFLEY. SOMERSET, MARCH 28, 1885. State Normal School, IXDIAXA, Pm. Will open for the new year I Monday, September 7, '85. This Is a thorough Professional School for teach era, presenting, also: College Preparatory Depart naeat, sale Bestir tas rat, Ceomercltl Departaaeat. So be snn oi room it should be ordered early. For information or catalogue, addrw, Is. H. DOILKSG, A. M., Prln. V. H. BEDFORD s. News and Stationery Store was moved on February uuartera to the large, eltgaut and onrenient new these comraodloua .marters, specially flited up lor Can be purchased at a rea sonable price. "We claim to do BETTER WORK, set it up better, proportion it bet ter, and SELL IT CHEAP ' er according to quality, than uuy uiner uetuer iu v esiern Pennsylvannia. If you want to be convinced that this is County, and compare the work that done elsewhere. best man to deal with : lieing tlie palentees ol the that has this improvement. It avoids the wheels to grease, as in the old style ; by sira before purchasing elsewhere. almost impassable, and they always stood in saying I believe them the Best Wagon on or Henry HciHey, who will show yon the FASHIONABLE CUTTER & TAILOR, Harlna; had many years experience in all branches of Inees. 1 guarantee y Satlsiactioa to all .i woo may call np i on me sml favor i. me with their oat- rooaire. Vuurs, k. WM. M. HOCHSTE 1XER, Hmerset, Pa. I r I mnn m'm'L7 than at anvthlng else by w 1 1 wltakln an aaney ler the best sellina book out. Bey tuners succeed rrandly. Nona tsiL Terms Ire. Haujtc Boob Co, Portland i ok I A 1 7 np. TT Vi-A it A. C. YATES & CO THE EVEB POPULAB ' CLOTHING HOUSE Of Philadelphia, are fully pared to show a handsome va! riety of Fall and Winter Gr for Men, Youths, Boys, arid Children (all under one roof now). V. CYATES;ttC0 602 604 606 Chestnut Street WE LEAD, OTHEKS FOLLOW. Our StoeU. Of Drugs, Medicines, and Chemicals, Is the Largest in the Countv. Ha. ing enlarged my Store-room, ftV dow suited to a rapidly increas ing trade. I have increased my stock in EVERY DEPARTMENT AdU Ask Critical Examination or ' GOODS .XD PRICES. NONE BIT puri drugs mmm. Slclal Care Olrea to CompooiKilcg Plyatiajs Frcsristlcss ai Mi fen PAINTS, 'A GLASS, PUTTY, VARNISHES, AXD PAINTERS' SUPPLIES SOAPS, BRUSHES, COM BS, SPONGES, PERFUMERY, TOILET AFiTinr; School Books and School Supplies at Lowest Prices. AWVft ask Spertal Attention to this Df pirtme Good Goods, Low Prices, Ani Fair TeaUng WiA All. A FILL LINE OF OPTICAL GOODS- -P-ktAWm WB'Jr1 mttteiWiiilw C. N. BOYD'S, MAMMOTH I5L0CK. SOMERSET PA. ISAAC SIMPSON, IIVEHY Ml Wl SHU PATRIOT ST., SOMERSET. Pi If Yon H'tnt to Buy t Coot tnd C.htnf IBUGrGrY, New or Second-hand, eall on me. 1 also k( constantly on han.i a Larire Assortment t Fine Hand-mad Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Whips, Brashes. Lsp Rlankets. and ererrthlnr ts bt lound in a Pirn-class Sa-iiilery. (Jtxl Teams and Kltlinic Horses always ready lur bit. When in netti ol anything in my lias, give me a eall. ISAAC SIlHPSOJf. may. IX Somshmt, Pi. CALVIN HAY BERLIN, IA., (MILLER'S MILL.) MA51FACTITBER OK FLOUR & FEED! I always keep on hand a lre stiK-lt or FLOfl OOKM-AIEAU BIOKWHKAT FLIH'K. sml all kinds of l.'HOP. Also, ail kln-lsol OKAl.V. whlcta I sell at B OTTOM PRICES. Wholesale and Retail. Yon will sure mi'Mjr !? bay in Irom me. AI y stock is always t'retii. ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY- Old in Experience. We have had thirty years' experience in manufacturing Raw Bone Super-Phosphates, and farmers may depend upon our goods. There is no improvement or economy of manufacture suggested by science or ac complished by skilled expe rience, that we have not embodied in producing relia ble and cheap fertilizers. It has been shown over and over again by testimoni als from reliable farmers, ani by analyses made and pub lished by State Boards of Ag riculture, that Baugns s?5 Thosphate is a complete and reliable fertilizer for general use. . BAUGH&SONS, soi.MnefB. Philadelphia LIME : The Farmer'! Litnef'oiopnj, rhrl-d,wllii- utr iuih, vr Ru vm UaI GOOD LIME At I cents per bushel, or deliver It as !' Lowest to ail lillr-4 Stations and Siuuw the Uountv, audoe tbe Berlin Branch nicl w er. Satisfaction tivrnnlttd. It is the urn Ferrlterous Lime, which Is known hr rTactK" and Scteace to be tbe Stromrest al Be (or Jf ricaitural Purposes. All -n1eTS protnptlr A.ldress, MENRT 8. WALTER deoM-Lrr Oarrett Somerset Co- r. AnpmzErs oiietiy boxol ous, which will help ywato7 money rtiht away thaa aaythlnat else In world. Ail. of either sex. suoceed froia nrrt ' The brrad ruad to fortune opens luk-re tfce""" ers, absolutely sura. Atone aduress, T,r Uo.,ABirusta. Maine. h-
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