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I ::i; the lit i:.n lithe CoU'j'wr.' ia lie t..i;!!i? o! lift- tt hi) i r. . : t ;s s juti'lin tiiu.r.i'i.uiit I. I tin: lircczi i'"'! li'C mjli arc wav-iifc, Jmu-U ila'-l'lii;?, r.: !' i tf ll.e l3!:.-:l-v:f'l'.-.l Vii !.)! :i ii:c :i:j ei t :'ai -i Iv !. - liu fire !":i!:-' Ii.viti , :i . r, ' 'J , t In l!n.-j"uod sail have I '.lie Uemoa li.al t.-wj.'s u i v i '. ! ii :ht-:r ntiili-un: in OI! i . i. r.n: ; ; i-v i '. v i. v :i;.:i:t:. J.1 tie- - of k y. I.u: A' 1' ; wiil ,.(d. . r.-e 1.1 i'. :id l:. .t i:.t. I had lc .n..' t: tire i te.e I the.l lii.hetT'u'.v'i.!. v.'idov. er and unent:'.i'( .1. sl. i o, it; . .eta n;uc!i tilon.-, ; n .2il.ilt..'-- 1. i.tr, laid 1 ed fold. oi l ' tuan,' livii: t.d hadneV;r f ivorcd i a soul v, it'i anv iinl as t how he should dispose of his wealth, except jthat Le h a l onca said that his mon ley shnuhl uo to his own kin, not to 'public charities or 'anv t.ousense of ithat kind." It v, as ge:n rally anticipated that diis cwusin, Mr. Stephen Umbir :;.luwih, would be found to have iti j heiited tlie bulk of the property; I and Step!. el was of this hoptl'ul iopinioti hin.sdf, He had been re t live 1 at the Hull as the presumed heir, and hi'.d taken upon hin.sill to in'ffiTlu'' t'' konors of the j.L.ee 10 his relatives, ihesewtre Ladv hea.- we,l. ti.e e.eC a.-'eil s tiie 11. v. Cement CI us I r-'.n-Iaw ; am and Mr. ,d both come ); t ; Cailita'clere 1. , it:i :or tiiishatids to attend the .er .1 ! tliere were id o prestnt to oi ar 1. 1 wnl read, i.'r. iinnnii.g .-ed's physician, a t.d I)r. ! t'.e ne I.ru.-h, iearoit!:0 pan-n t .vo jatn had been invited Purkin. ti.e solicitor, w ho Tile-t: !iv Mr. ,:Id the will i:i his keeping. It had been said that Mr. Umber .lowth's relations wire dissimilar in their character ; they were so I mueii so, ir.'dci t;. ilurin" the .-. .-ivs t'.ev h.oi F:-ct:t at Lumber : i Hail lliev hud found little to sav tojanjidst a dead silence. He was a j or.e auv'Ur. Lady Jie.ikwell was a i prim, white-haired little man, very 'widow of nrtv-f.vc, with a snug j formal in all his ways, and he pro- ture of f LUJO a year, who w nt ! ii food deal into society and contort- i , i r,:.!v with iionl- oi the hielusti - . - ... . ranK. .v '.""..ttewr-i ntt'.i.uers, Vt rv well tt.--ss-".!, se-iit.'ii an'she was-, with exeelieiit a shrewd mind nnd a sar C.iStiC t'HiMVl She ;:ii--d for a wit. ! iil.e..; s!. Si t up no pret rstens to that : ti r i fi.iv .wi ? liu; i would1 i ll- :le- i'f;' j her s;.: r, i:iom, w ii a v "and things obnoxious to her -i ' . l ... reopie , uhturit y i.U spieable iu should have ! ft him rn sre. To my I e"; molv i.eeked i.tii.enhew, Dennis C.-dlir.L'clere, I leave Wi-en I'.ey earite in ::'-r vav. nil i.i"" """i j""--"-Ri v. Cleii'e t,t Gloam. Vic:tr at St. j couple, but it would be folly to lie- r i ..If t . . 1. f n f 1. a n- r.f r x:t'if a Irt n -1 i i i a vt s, rini uco, was i..o, ihhk-jjt ii. ire. w i : sad voice and un line- i v.e.iis ways'. lie wnre a cassock and ;;t and was noted both .(.It.ncester l: !f.r the rijdi: : his t :! ' had a i iiv;.te oi Ins b-:n ts and lor ia the ptdnit. He income t.f 1.0iM, be , . i i : .-..h s w hat he e e-.v.:n.ai niscnuren, : ..r,-t t.f tf ! ppy in t ic po.-.-t'siou i of a w i s. If. w' .-.Li, wes as strict as liim- ..v.ns liressi.d in black. !, i.i. v C.iilinjeiere nnd his te Al-lad ,',.. n . ... 1 n il t f TV llitTero.lt ll'Ctlle ' ; :.ntl 1 !. b, tt, r than l.eatncn m the ; evte I ; :t)U tins l no tecause ne ' M-d. t f Mr. at.d Mrs. (doam. Theyiismy nearest kin. Cut I fetter 'i rl i;: inco..e of .1500 ami sneu't this bequot with a condition. Ste ! t'verv pej'i.v of it enjoying them-ipr.en Umberglowth has a gootlopin 1 it "ic-e mcetin-s ssnd in the lion of himself which I have never ; 1 1 1 ' " r it - ti i . .l ii . .1.. 1 I ''1'- '' ''. . I. . hunt ield. Thev aiwavs rod.; 1 : thev both" betted ; they togetntr whil.-d away their autumn and I tler in rounds of visits to country i win i houses, where they were ever wel- 'conic, and they were the gayest, Ihriahtt st. mo-1 attached couple you ! could i-i.d. They had ome down ! . . t 1' l . IT.,, ID ,"!!.;i'.T it"; ii;;ii nieie- t,u.- l.( i :d. th had jememlK-reu tnem ,. .a,.,,! . .,, rt- ,ie 1 WOU . help them to pay off outstanding l..,t ti.f.t- tt. -rn ies concerned tlLtia .in i"'v' "'v .. - - ' about tla ir chitnets than anybody i i 'resent, and nao no iiiit-iii:tni m. it t i. . t ... . ... 4 ,.f ' pulling fac-s at Uncle Stephen it ; ..,i, 5i,'i:;.e,l,. I.i.,.f Jr,iii. fit ! ,h tvhtii' in - i ii:.. n-l,r.h tn.t , . ; ... i-,,.,.!., ', : nt riea:.;:; to ni-3 w. u t .i" n. i v-t.,,.t,r'i rr,-,l,er..mxvth w :.s hist : ti e i,n whom theVorld in it- dis-! c"'io!i would have fastened upon Uanhdr for was he not the g eat Vr uVnK'owth Jht n everybody j C n -'.o ,t..;..ia.i nnhticia'n ' : r:!l critic of other men's , --t, i-t..,v:a tall, pomiwus. red' - oV - d laid person.' with fall' SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25, 1SS2. lins always intruding, us if they from coachman Poddies ; and I Le- !them that Doddlea was laborin" were Roins to e;iy "jooh-pooh." . qucath a fee of fifty guineas to Bod-i diligently t0 4cscrVe his fee. Thehninpot ' veneration was wanting dies (in addition to the legacy of j The punishment was over. The on hi.s pate, but elf-esteem was .i'100 already made him) to inflict great and plutnn Stephen had borne lar.i ly developed. Ho was a prac-' this punishment, and fifty guineas i it stoically orutany rate. bawling, tical man, who cowed and scoil'cd each to Dr. "Brush, Dr. Orinning JJut a few'moments afterward a sud and SMid "tut-tut," and defied man- and Mr. I'urkin to witness the pun-j den shout f cmstevriation and an kind to oppoe any arguments to ish mt nt and see that it is naniini-TCaroFP. It drew D:nnis ('diing 1 is cotnmon- view of things. ; with conscientious smartness. 1 1 Iorc t- tiie door, and made all the had twice tried to cot into I eharzo Buddies, if ho have i'arlinmctit r.nd had nearly sue- ctedi'd both times ; it was thought ' he would get in before long, and he j If talked of the idea of his j being beaten a third time as "pre-! p.:srers Stephen I mbergJowth w-m" married. I'mt kent his wife in background an an inferior crea- j tine, inapt fi.r rational argument;; ami he had two muls Fiid at school j who bv his orders were undergo- ir.g a practical education in matlie-j mat ics, geoiogy, natural science and : modem lan''U:v'es. with as little! i Latin and Greek ami ''other fowler-! ing of the foregoing clauses was rc ics" as pos-ible. ! reived. Alice Callingclere and her Just before the will waa opened i husbaud could not retrain from a . . . .. .. ill . li tt i t 'l'hcn L mfierlowtli tl!OUgiit good to sing the praii . s ot his deceased cousin by way of change, for he sel dom praised living people. He had al.-o observed that his kinsfolk seemed to have no lively apprecia tion of the deceaseds character. 'A man of great fdirewdncs? he i ' wa. I r.fur.j vou," said he, with I ! a knowing wag of the head. "I ' u.-ed sometimes to run down and !foc him. He and I were of opposite opinions on all conceivable subjects, but I Jlatb-r nyself that I talked him over." ' I once talked with him about his religion, but met with' no suc cess," remarked Mr. Gloam, dismal IV. "Pooh, pooh, religious systems, s II 11 1 1 my uenr 1.1 loam . vteii, wen, as e.T.-r. i you are a parson, I won't say what i I think abouv (hem." j "Why didn't you advice him to ' '"" ! invite some friends down and shoot j his prcscrvi s ?'' pskf d Alice Cal l.,:";!lingeiere. ' I never saw frueh a ''''ii-juantity of pheasants and hares go v '"' jinir about wild." "What a (-entiincnt for r. woman !'' "' "'' x-'Iaimetl ihe great Umberglowth. . Yov and your husband, my dear, : '.: :A lives absolutely devoid of con:. mou sen?. ir'Sfrvi?ts7 game that vcu ni.n v icni it ; nrecoing me oniy ,- 1 ! destroy. If vou want sport, why ii'M m !' bv ike it eiul to ti.e cnmmuni iC!-:r r?ts ami mice ; We do v.lien w" get a chance. r-rdd A eo, iniidiv. 1 1 , eli. VoV.r ltn ie Way not llitOVC country utlcin'in's foible' ,,i ivv..;:-no'it lox-nut.ii.i7. oniessc-d cte-t-'naily ii''"'11 Hr.derovuh. "When he .. i " i was yenutr. 1 -j hunted ; but in his latter days I '.ied to make him un :!erst..nd v l ,t a fooli-h waste of capital an.; enrry tliere was in set ting sixty hounds and as many men on the gallop after a fox. " He" used to listen without answering, but I am sure I made an impression ; he was an old fashioned gentleman, your uncle, but very keen and sound of sense. A wonderfully accurate judge of character to begin with." "1 expect he used to praise you, if you say that," laughed Mrs. 'Cal lingclere. "I am as different to praise, Alice, as 1 am to ail the luxuries and amusements th..t seem to please you," remarked Stephen loftily. "Your uncle read me aright, and es teemed tne, I believe, which was only natural, tis I never gave him occasion to doubt the soundness of my judgment." 11 ere Mr. Purkin, the lawyor, in tervened : ' Ladies and gentlemen, if you are ready ," he" said ; so the door was closed, and everybody sat down Stephen Um- beritlowth took his place at the of the table at the solicitor's ritrht hand. Mr. Purkin, who knew the contents of the will and given him the hint that he was the heir, co Stephen felt secure and jubilant, as tiie above conversation showed. Mr. Purkin broke the seaL of the enveSoiic that contained ine win and smoothed out the document ceeded to read with tuneful distinct ne - - - . After the customary preamble, !.. ... l i"n . T ;i.;e. i. cwiutuvu . ! ' queath to my sister in-law, Lady 1 Beak well, the sum of .-.",000 and a rtioun.mg rmn wortii i cmncas. lo mv r.epliew, Clement Gloam, L'.Oir); I altogi-tner depricate his new fancied ritualist antics, or I 10,000, and 500 to his wife to buy l.li.ti .j i-itli tin.t? urn n nlenttrilit. .tm " nvivvi .... i.-i.nv. .- pair ot sucii scaturgoous. jntn t aiiie ii fi.iii' in ..iit i.iuj iuji.it i-j t-j servants ; 2iju to the rector ot the parish, Dr. Brush ; 200 to Dr. Grinning ; and nt last the passage that concerned Slephcn Umber glowth : "And I appoint mv cousin, Ste- phen UmDerglowtn, to tie my resy- nary legatee. I bequeath to Inm mv estates, pcixiliai projierty, L'O ) la and chattels not heietoforc e, . , ,.1-Ttl 1. slaired. I nave neari ineuogsi.eaK blasphemously oi his Maid nd cive tongue upon all sorts of sub j ct3 beyond his comprehension. like an ill-bred pupny. He is a fool puii'etl up with his own folly, whom I haven-solved that before he tikes possession of an income of 30,000 he must undergo a correction which shall imbue him with a proper hu mility of spirit and remain to him ns a memento of my rebuke from trie crave. I laeremre oruer uiai, r t 1. it within twenty-four hours after the .'..,trr.if fit mp tt-i 1 Sr.fih..n l.moer- - unipv. ..... ..... - g.owtti stntli uncet ior an nour in tl:e dintRS.roOIll O e lincir room ot l'mocr iiaiJ. tt ttli .t fiinl's enn ittion Ins head, and , read three minutes m an audible voice, so that all who please to come in the room may hear him, the 13th i and 5th chapters cf the book of Proverbs. Furtiiermorc, I order that at the conclusion of his hour's 1 penance Stephen Umberglowth shall receive a sound schoolboy whipping of twelve cuts with a birch erect ISSTA-BLISHEI, 1827. feetion for his old tnrster, not to spare the rod, hut to lay on with vigor. In case, however, Stephen! I'mbcrglowth should decline sub- mitting to penance and stripes, 1 du j sire mat my esiaie snau neaispnsca of as follows.' And tlie will went on to pay that in the event of Stephen proving contumacious, he was to receive 10,000 only, and the property was to he divided in equal parts between the other reLv ! lives aireauy menuoneu. Vou mav imagine how the read- ourst oi niuguier ; u prim smue nov- ering over tne lips oi iaay beak well ; Mr. Gloam emitted a pious chuckle, and Mrs. Gloam blushed. As for the great Stephen Umber glowth, he sat with his face crimson iand his eyeballs staring, speechless w ith dismay and indignation "Pooh, pooh ! what preposterous fuuu . no nuneu oui, as booh lie could speak. "Any court of law will set these provisions aside," 'Certainly. Mr. Umberglowth," said the lawyer, in an apologetic tone as though to beg pardon for what he had read. "I told your cousin so when the will was drawn up. "Cut why did you allow him to draw up such a will at all. sir? It's an insult to common sense." "I did my best to dissuade him," answered Sir. Purkin. ''Only a fort night ago, when he was on his death-bed, I returned to the hall to ask whether he would not change tho.ie clauses ; but he declared that he would not remit your your pun ishment." "Come, Uncle Stephen, whipping won't hurt you ;" remarked Alice Ca 1 1 i ng e . ere, rn al iciously . '"And you will find those two chapters in Proverbs well worth your attention." observed Mr. Gloam pensively. j "I inn in no humor for jesting," : cried Stephen, with a furious stamp ing foot. ''Those insulting clauses niusl tie set aside mey arc a uis- '-trace 10 u.e iouii uu wiuiu ineni Weil Cousin Stephen, it is not on r interest to advise you to be whipped. " laughed Lady Beakwt 11. dryly. ' We have more to gain by your attacking the will and getting U set aside." kThe whole of it must stand or fall together," remarked Dennis Callingclere. ' - '"'" " "It is the will of a madman," howled Stephen, unregarded!. "Oh, Uncle, how can you pretend that " expostulated "Alice, with twinkling eyes. "Why, only half an hour ago you were saying how sensible your cous in was and such an accurate judge of (karnrter too !'' Mr. Umberglowth glared at his niece ;ind marched out of the room. When he was gone Alice had an other uncontrollable fit of laughter, which soon proved contagious, for all the others joined in it. Meanwhile the great Stephen was pacing up ana down his room like a hyena of the non-laughing sort. He was a practical man, and exam ined his position by the help of that far-famed common sense of his. If he attacked the will its provis ions would be published in the newspapers, and ho would become the laughing-stock to an unfeeling community ; in all likelihood, too, the will would be 6et aside and the property would be dividi d equally among the deceased relatives. Was it wise lo incur such a risk? A hour's penance for 30,000 was not too much. To be sure, there was the whipping, but that would not take long. Mr. Umberglowth tried to recollect the sensations of his last corporal punishment at school, but reflection convinced him that the more lie thought upon the stripes the less he would like them, and that if he intended to go through I Cue p?n:incv; he hat! better get the business over at once. So with a sudden impulse he ran down stair3 and informed his smiling relatives that he intended to submit to the ordeal. i The poor wretch even endeavored j to be jocular, hoping thereby to ap-j pear h as ridiculous. He caught up a newspaper ana made himselt a fools-cap ; then he called for a bi ble, plumped down on his knees and began to read aloud. It must be owned, however, that he looked more than ever like a hyena as he grovled out : "Judgments are pre pared for scorners and stripes for the backs of fexds." Even the de mure Mrs. Gloam had to cram her handkerchief into her tnoush and retire precipitately from the room. The great, but now discomfited Stephen continued to read, under dcr the sustaining reflection that he w as earning 500 a year per minute and no interruption arose until 'to wards the end of the hour, when Doudles, the coachman, entered the newly-made rod of large size and evident suppleness. Mr. Purkin had just read him the will, and the worthy fellow was quite moved. "Trust me, sir, I'll lay it on prop erly," he exclaimed, as he rolled up his shirt sleeves, "there isn't any I wouldn't do for all my master's sake." "Hold your tongue, you idiot," roared Mr". Umberglowth, and he gave an anticipatory wriggle as he spoke. "Bex nardon, 6ir ; no offense was meant,"" said Doddles. "IU wait till you're ready." "I think the hour is up now, re marked the lawyer, timidly, as he looked at his watch. "Perhaps ' IB 1 ; h'lc the ladies would like to with a' The ladies did withdraw and so did the gentleman who hadnot beer. deputed to witness the execution. ! They went to the next room and waited in sdence. boon the soands I that fell on their ears convinced Uhcv were told that thrv ronld in. itruilo with pronricty. ! itropncty What had happened was this : When Poddies had discharged his ta.k (which tndv seemed to h ve dim'!, he been a labor of Jove to drew from his pocket it folded paper saying to the heir whom lie had chastened : "Beg pardon, fir, as I was over turnedlfrom the funeral I found this hauling me carnage wnen we re in one ot tne pocket". ' w un,- .-i-u.n '- ' Whv, it's another will !" nhriek- j fophc agriculturalists. - ed Stephen, forgetting the pmartofl' The special House committee ou of his strines in this new shock. i the expenses attending the illness 1 Uas.ay, sir. .My poor master a"u nu-ai ui 1 rt-siucut viainem m,u . tor the ftrienomenat ages atirtouted ( ijrari. st have put it there the last time j allowance to his. widow, met last j bv the liible to the patriarchs, he "Cm i did j...t - u...:-.. ' r. d went for an atrintr, ten davs ago.PatarJ;,y morning, and alter diseus risked thefullowing as an expMna-lthe tri- nd in anuzenv; t. ' I'.-e lIlUi he He had kin b.a.I tl l.roviunnf.nnmn.isH-lif.n . r V.ftfA him out of the carriage!" "Confusion and curses !" bellowed Stcphen Umberglowth, as he open- ed the document and scrutinized its told me to drive to Mr. Pur-! adopted a resolution ohered j tion : litfore the ilood theeari h was j cheek is drawn on the Glrar.i iUr.k." '3, but half way there he felt si. y Mr. I age, ot Laliiorma imtrifet- ltS3 solid, less compact than it is "My My !" said Coior.ci 1'rn, v. w linrln-nlrivo b.i.-k. niui "g the ctuurman, .Mr. I ay lor, ot 1 now. The law 01 gravitation had "dlil I 0, r. h .1 -tlv mUtak.-? contents. "Why why, this will j , f:uil w uw committee ior nuu- jor a longer time, it should, m conse divides the property 'among us : Vj'-Z, 0,1 or before the 10th day of I quence. live for a longer time than four equal parts. Then the 1 have submitted to this indignation, this monstrous indignation tor nothing." He clenched his fists and strode fr.iv.iriU nrwldlpa .w if he wr.tdd have pulverized him, but his niece Alice laid a soothins hand on his "Never Blind, Uncle Stephen, vou will have got somethuu more bv "the will than any of us, after all. " A Selioolnifslrctin's tervnih). school tcm hing in Virginia is worth ed with i'ie reddest of red mud, roval oak ti- ! s shaking hands over its low ro ;'. That is mv sehiiol 1 .....in. ..iu. i.iiv r'"""''. one tunny hoy. two stupids, three i.it.'mv i. .... Ar,, i ..t-j. r..,i- ,.;n . .. . lui ii .'iiwulu ;:.ii, I'.'.i. i.iii itu hair. "and the rest being composed ,:...t.. n,;. M,i "a L.ji iouse. F. ,ev a middlc-at:ed. mid-11 , 1 u m !l Tl V"" u iles 7rel.f1 a.-.rtiii.a ivonian n-t:died IV.:"'-""- . ""- " f,.(i,it,.t.:.., :., .1 w' -. f n-, cltai.ep.TJ as ne Knows Hr.rbriugol lor the tirst suae sr. tl.e eaair 01 an- , , , , 4i,, . ... , , ti . ij r v r-... . would shoot the stutnn out ot tuority. 1 11.1t is 1. In'tori' me, on . . ,, . . r , 1 .i ,,.ti,. 1 (A t. i j -f o 1, t him" in a minute. How careful long backless benees, sit mv ndioi- , . , 15 . '1, 1 ... these bouroons are wnen tnev know -. . . ... . 00 eyed peas. It is the fashion in .. 1 fn- ehou! for notes to come now: uje iiuieiu, ..... .. .. .. , . . :i ).. ..:... ..... . i . t i ,T : -i- to :. i?;irrv .tun in not, uv uuy niean.s ui wi jet sit oesioc en t,uen;i iuiik. ti r -i: . . o ff- ..,, The families not sitting horses at .. . n lin e present "I would like W illy Ann to learn IhA .,i:inn..r I heir vnn i.i.-lt t'.o chunes very eleyer I request of you to hold in my son Adoniram. He is a forrid child and will git ahead of his health un less held m." A boy with a mouth like a catfish says : "Oh, Miss Simpson! Pa says he don't want no grammar spread on me, and I am to spell in his old yaller speller ; for he ain't got no confidence in them blue snellers." Having occasion to correct a boy for saying "that ar slate," the same catfish scornfully observed: ' Don't it sound like.i nigizer? I aiwavs sav 'thatthar.'" Tommy comes late, but instead of an excuse he beams upon mc with both eyes likes stars. A little muddy dog slinks in, nearly throw ing him down, and he draws out of his bag a mangled, draggled squir rel, and holds it up in triumph. "That's wdiat mc and Trot done. ; He treed him nnd I throwed at him, and me and he and him had it thar, tusslin' like w ildcats ; and 1 hope you'll 'cept of him, inarm." Oh but they do smite tiie English grammar in the face! "Mary, what is a quadruped ?" "A dangerous weapon used in war." "No." "A large, violent bir.l." . "No." tm, '7'" "" rrepres,ible catf.:,i. I seen one at he circus. Hits got a tad like a. . 4 1 .. irre the eatter eatter cattcrmount. and ears like a 'no-sum." The Tirietii 'lifckeu. Further reports were submitted to ! the Limekiln Club Hoarding the 1 toriiedo chicken, lately invente I in Mobil be. ami invention suppos ounces der. is reached for a catch and is thrown nut r.f Til nee. n Tionerfnl sniiti? is set , , i - i- r. in motion, and a hammer strikes and explodes a percussion cap. The shot are thrown out in every direction, and within ten seconds after the explosi.in a dark figure is seen galloping down the alley and a huskv voice is heard inquiring : 'To' "de Lawd ! but what has de white folks got hold of now ?" The committee closed its report as fol lows : "Havin' pushed do investiga tion an' kivered all do groun', we beg leave to be discharged from fur der consider;. shun of tie subject, an' to respectfully inquar' of our re spected President : Kin dis torpodo chicken be suppressed ? If not, what shall we do ? An' we will eber pray." "As tosuppressin' de invenshun I see no way to ascomplish it," repli ed Brother Gardner. "A3 to what shall we do. I have bin seriously re flectin' fur tie las' ten minits, an1 it am mv solemn belief dat dc bes thing tie cuii race uvti to am ... , ,1,1 I 1 ! cultivate a taste for some oder sorti o' meat," Riroit Irte Prcs, ! IlonPh hnno nnd hiinniness are restored by the use of Lydia E. I'ink- ham s Yetretable ComiHjund. it is t.:- r, nil fi;a.nsea , .? i ..jt t, irom wnicn women puufrtu muui. Send to Lydia E. Pinkham, Westem avenue, Lynn, .Mass., lor pamphlets. teeth, with blue . yes like glass mar-! , ' ",r " . hies, as like as a h-.n.lfu! of bhick-i ''u',u representintr the Omo e. A specimen emcken had ;.,.. i ,....,r,i " s..,r,-,,i .'e-uh in the "ohar he possesses niiove h:s acta- nifrht 1 l.oir.l alnerutt. t.twlm n procured bv the committee, i w"..epn s nbnrbrt or mir eitv .in i id needs mime other human being i like mules i-ekus m-uiv atvori'e e.o its workings exhibited, 'fbe tlieir lives they hail toiled ar.d lived '"'"'? embitters his luxury ? Bah ! jiihh'te had pulled frew wid the is not as deathy as at nrst I rt .1,1,, ,,.,. retinrct iblv mkin" 1 1,113 13 making coneulerat'le o titimeto! nitrw r.r. wmsky. l ivi't-n.- ed. It is loaded with f: nothin.' from any one fer whicli ! ovrr the dropping of an atom into who wouldn't let you iu at de front oi bird shot and two oi pow-- , i-i n. nrr.r fln eonivi-' uie nmidess ocean fii eterntiy. doaii roi.en in .e mud d.it rr.'.t ,and tilaccd ontheroost. When it i.. 'n,.... r. ili.lr .-l.il.lrrr. I select this place to ..he in, f.r-t.i like hoc-. Men who hev sons to Hp k' JC Washixctox, Jan. 1", 1SS2. Major Arthur. Paymaster. V. S.jwe are now presenting, opened its A., visited his brother at the Whito ; hospitable doors to thi3 jioor old House last week. He w a member ' counie. how different would h ive of Gen. Haucck'o staff, and is sta tioned with hira on Governor, s In land, New York Harbor. . The National Agricultural Con vention has been in session here for the pa.st few days. Kepresentatives ; Irotn every h-tate of the Union were ' present, i'apers were read on dif-1 ierent subjects by experts on farm- inn, . I'rorn their external appear - anee the members did not .ii! iook as if they had ever seen a corn-field, or a potato patch. lieutenant Hirk- hinnr, o! the bignal Service, read hiO, to 21VC public notice that all J persons having claims for services. rendered or materials .urntHhed our- "Vg -' nmeas huh ounai 01 u.c. i.r.o 1 President Garltcld, pIjouiU present nt f February next. A cood manv Congressmen and i Senators are opposed to tne pnnci- j ol paring these bills, but they ! will vole the money all the same, as j they knew the people are in for pav- ! ing thwc biils without regard to pel- ! 'lhe National W'oman's Suffrage i Assocuit:on hold their convention !' Lincoln Hall on W ednesday ! next. It wilt last several days, and j all the big-mouthed female guns in tne country will be there to have j "' Jf..V ' m hiding our Doctor Ma- wi;h her bloomer tos- tunic. Joe Riackbuin and Gen. Iur bridge, of Kentucky, arc having a !1" to i n in . 'v .i i'. i. l . .1 . 1 .1- , , ,r ! l,;ed II,iU?c- . : Ike House committee Oil coin . t;iVrH If: tM ! :Wl (4ilf l-tt irt-LT t,i 'river improvement commission in i.ivur Oi ....iiieui'tie iteynii.iiaiiijii ui r .. . r':.. CI"".'...-' .kJ tt'ijlfllilt. tiit.t.'ii i.ai -f ' ( I I : r 1 , :n..A -l- nt, 1 . . f . , , is Ki.ovv it lilt; i , avis Island Dam, below 1 ittsburgn. ' .f. t l. rr . . . . ., .,;. f Distr..tjail, says so far Gaitc-.n na . J ' ... e ,r (been presented with five ropes. He . reported to have said that the . ., ... eici' . e rtxtKcr, iuc aro;ii tu i:iu I '" .-"e ji. ; ..u use wncn the proner time comes. Senator Beck, of Kentucky, has played the devil with the Democra cy again. Soldiers, listen to what he said on the arrears bill : "I would promptly repeal the arrears ot pensions act. it was conceived in sin and brought fourth in iniqui ty. It is a fraud upon the Ameri can people and a standing monu ment to the ignorance, selfishness and cowardice of the American Con gress." How is that for the repre sentative of the Democratic party, who crowed so much in the 1 campaign about what thev ha.l done for the sohliers' widows and or- ,v Se'ntor In":dl. of Kansas, called a halt, and before he gets tiirough with the Kentucky Senator tiie Democrats from the North will wish that Peek was in hades or some oth- ' I..rw-i mtr Mr. ' t'Juitin Pearson, formerly of Somerset, is now engaged in "the i bankint: house of Uigs-s it Co., h;tv- ins resigned his Pension Bureau. clerkship in the Pi- itrr. A IMiful Slorjr. Anassviiim for aged men and ' their w ives, residents of St. Louis, ihas been proiectcd !v the Women's .Christian A-soeiatlon of that citv. The Weste n sanitarv VOininiSSton - - have donated mSM. basetl upon ,j proposition that the Women's vJ.tln Association raise an addi- j 1 :. . 1 - i ,.: .1 .. t it .1.1 1.. ,- .. . . . who they are dealing with. j The census delieieney Mil hr.s tionalsum of not less than $VXk)i'--r j.'we.s, groping in the d.irknc bv or before .lanuarv 1. ISiT and ! f'T the essence .if ii-ht. seatet.ina then; is no douiit that the latter sum will be subscribe.!. In making an appeal fortius Ian! able charity, one f the manager-, write. ; ' '..,n ;.,i ..,.i;ft,i. n,,t n I " .i- i t... i i. joneiuev tuvu U3 lliev iv.iintu me; i ...),:. tn .,...,1.1 ..aB;t ,i parents. But two remained it son ;.'t, i . "i.n..u fortune and sent no message back. and a daughter, who marriei went to Kansas and was unable help the ohl people, ox nerh; .-.fit t-nmr tli'ifr llmi. ttfi-lffl ltr'ln last, the old counie. unable to work loncer. reached the point where the! he:irth wns eld and the litr.ler em:- dd and the larder cmp-: mind and body, too) ! tLX ij ni.K' f..t Vi'.iru 'liri, ? ! t -i.i . ,1. me ostof our respectable poor pos- .1 I I..:. ise I.Iit-V . 1 1 1 1 .. .lit" 1 I II H ! II III UI.II ' a,.. ,v, tlvivt ti ti7 eiiv. "They were found by their neigh bors, any one of whom would have relieved their immediate necessities had thei- been asked, in the bitter cold cf a winter's rooming, with their withered hands so tightly clasped that it was with the greatest Irlim'etillv Ihe firrrn iinfcrs werp It n- - . p, j laced, in t!ie cold, Itare room, where- wa'9 r n;ors,.l.f fuod, or stick of fuel, and which was stripped of 1 every thiuir but the the straw matties 1'whcfeon they lay, and a few poor clothing which were . arucies oi il.rr.ivn over tb.f-m. . ..Tnt.,i-ri-;u Tni.t am ir.-r...m v v., ....... iwlio liaveanageel father and i f- Pr - ; is the brightest spot in your JltU--t , ty. Sick in mind and bod v. too; lud vigor otyoutn and mcr.iai jmjw proud to beg, and with that instinct-i cr, across that cloomy, niysteriou lve horror of the 'Poor House' which 'boundary the valley o: the shad J ID WHOLE NO. 1594. your refuge in trouble, and whose loving advice and sympathy lighten the burden of many a dark hour. "Had such a shelter for the aed as the Memorial Home. whoe cause been their fute. Death might huve f lingered afar from them for many a year, and peace and content sweet handmaidens of the Lord waited on their latter days." The I-oujjevify of the .-tnrlcnf. j Can man reach and pass the age , of.i lomdred ve;irs ? i a mixtion (concerning which physiologiists havs : y. . : . . . ------ different opinions, buffoon was the j f!rst one in France i rai--e th:j : ics- 1 lion of the extreme iin.it .of human .me. in nis opinion, m:i:s, ih.-m.i!h,j sixteen, ought to llv, t sixT t'aies i that age, or to nintly-six years, I Having been called upon to account actcl only for a little time, the pro d notions of the globe had less con sistency, and the body o man, be- i ing more supple, was more ouswr-ti ! hie of extension. Rein'' able to ro ii-.v . , now. Tiie German Ilousler has Situe-t-cd on the same point that the an cients did not divide time as we do. Previous to the age of Abraham the year, among some people of was only thret ir.or.lin. or ;t i jc east, ly threti monliw. or ;t season : so that they had a year cf sprint:, one of summer, and one of winter. The year was extended so as to con sist of eight months, after Abraham, nnd of twelve months after Joseph. Voltaire rejected the longevity "as signed to the patriarchs of the lii ble, but accepted without question the storks of the great at." s attained by some men in India, where, he says, it is not rar.: to see of one hundred and twtn'v net. ; The eminent French .!"gi-t j JTourens, fixing the co-iink-i-- devel opment of man at s--nt years, teaches that he should ! "' -iv times as long as it takes l.im ;!,.. an adult. According tot; miil.or the moment of a comr-h -l !i .-! .p. went may be rccogni ov ' i.u i of the junction of the tee- with their apophyses. Ti.e jut.-: tie t ikes place in horses at five --. i d tne horse docs not lite l ey- i tity live years; with the . . four years, and it does notlive 1.- twen ty years ; with the cat at eighteen months, and that animal rarely lives over ten years. With man it is ef fected at twenty years, and he only exceptionally lives beyond one hun dred years. The same physiologist admits, however, that human l ie may be exceptionally prolonged un der certain conditions of com fort, so briety, freedom from care, regulari ty of habits, and observance of the rules of hygiene, and lie terminates i point ("De la Ixmgevito Humaine") With the aphorism. "Ma aphorism. "Man kills him self rather than dies." A !S-ilcic!r' Sinsnlar I.o'ter. Peter Gannon, who suicided in New York, has left a singular anil ather readable letter for public pe- S!"- . "e commuted tne deed m -tral Park by openmg a bloodves ; sel. after having failed to kill htm- i i . . . i;ll"l,7 rki.nS niorphine, but did not die until after being eonvc ved to the Roosevelt Hosnitah After writing at great length on ir.tcmpr-rar.ee, he i - i , i proeettitu . i 'I think niv roiiid is wed balanced ; and I have no fear of death. What little fear I did possess has been 'lis- 'sipated by the laets ot Spiritualism. I the mere act ot dying is nothing to nie, if there is not physical pain, and 'I think I know stunt thi:g of the : country to which 1 a n going. I ; know many good n: r. w.'to would leave tne world to-day it it were not for the fear of d-.-ath ; and this I same fear is the world's greatest j benefactor, for without it tin: world would lose many goial men Avi t.. t .... ....... .i .i . i nature e:aniieii wii-iii. i ti- i most hear men say, 'What a iooi ! f die.' How do you know, you little atoms, groveliiv- in the sand in the havstack of selashuess and : dissipation, for the netdle happi- ness? Can the rich man extract Happiness enoiigii irom u.s -nitiions . or does the thought that for everv because I want to die ai ug tiie I don t trees: secondly, beeavi'-t . ' i- i j wth to be tlisturbed. but to dte done; and last but not hast, I doj not wish to rut any of my friends e oaciv. . ---1 v. -- - - - - - i , i . . . i... ... ..v- ........ ied ar.(l 'trouble and bother of an inquest. I ier..'.in' while folks ! No, salt! Go an' lablo' to i wuld like a look of my mother's got down an' teel proud oat yt u laiis did ar in n y pocket, buried with x.iy Uwweso nigh being an eniit.ent e.ti ijtfjp jjbody, and the letter mailed to the j zen !" w u'e, -si-'' a ninerai or me ' Pon addrcwi-d. "There is sour thing fascinating : in the idea of dilshinir headlong, ill in the idea of dashing headlong, full vigor of youth and mental no i ow of death, with the charming tin - ..AT-fntnlv uli.fluT nl'C v!i'.l! ti ., I i TV ...... ...v. ....... ..... paradise, bcautiiul and l.appv i,t i i i ...,:. . .! :. .t.- olate, howling wilderne-s, or noth - ins." In conclusion he writes : 'What a beautiful evening ! Just UiU liiii'J HJ Uie. e"j o ttitit i.wi-.i cods, 1 will make another ass'tunti ? .! - . ...... i on the affections of that coy dam ' Fed. death a thorouch CtTiUettc.who i j . . torces her tnvers on tnose wnt o not want them, but ever flies from j the baic is crowing :r-."- , the ardent, earnest wooer. But I. ' si t that it is an cxer-ilrtx will court you in so bend a manner i thin time that you m iit vield. How ' one hates to inflict physical pain on one s self ! It Uitl not botiicr me a , i rwirtirlrt tr lnieet ana swallow nior- , i ---- - . -- -- ci,ci, ;ntr. f V hJ i v ' V ! if vou 1 '. . . . -w ...... - . i Due iif f'!, Forney' Peculiar Trail j Colonel Forney was supremely 1 ii ml curiously indifferent in mon'.-y I matters. One instance that stroiicr i !y illustrates this trait has caused ; many a hearty laugh anions hlx jaeqwuntanct-s. Degyito thca.lv: -; j of many friends, among them Pici 1 Butler, the husband ot Funny Kc.u- Me, he determined to invest a large 1 - ; -uni of rnonev in a new ftitcrr-risc ! a rice clcaninsr machine, or some- - thing of that sort lie felt fiDan- eiaiiy anio to do tins oy rcaion oi having made a sale of some Lake Superior property. He filled out a check on the Girard Bank for a Ttry large amount, fad entrusted it to a friend for collection. When the piece of p .per was presented to the paying teller, that official fi-st scratched his chin and then went to see the president of the bank who at that time was Mr Uoker, father of Hon. George II. Boker. Mr. lioker came forward smilingly and ssud that while Colonel Forney had a large amount of nionsy on depo It in the bank, the amount of his er d it was not equul to that called for ' y his check; but still, if Col. Forn-'y would step down to the bank him self the check would he honored. The friend returr- '. t t:;o I'rr- otlice in an ind;na;.-.i'ra:.:e f r.ii.e-l .1 ... ... , c and toht -o!or'.'.I Fornev t" ir: t i. had mad. him the bean r of ti cheek that had beets di:dionore" reason that tiif-rr Wire not funds in the b.-.nk. r t'e" line 1::; ake Sir ; :-'ii:C !:)- l-jg hearted e.t- f;e'itt ln:;';i lti.it repiit-d the ); "I ii f.'e- inlicli '. or. " arnoi; Bank 0:1 deuo.-i'.' in the -- and n: Itttf-d t!;e n.iti:" of a l.nnn.ar i 'lo-ttorv o Why. I have r. ot a penny in the d: rard Bank. I did n.t int-nd t f send you tliere." "Oil, yes: you havs a I.ir.e de posit in the Girard Bank," answered the friend, "but not suffe-.-nt !- meet this cheek." "A mistake, t:r: a mi.-'.jke," re plied the Colonel, "I havi no a penny there." A vi'dt was mr.de ; the Girar I B.itik, however and Col onel Forney found to his a;n:; ; ment that he was much richer th; n he thought. In the same way, when the Lonrracre's Bank i.i La -i-caster failed. Colonel Forney iVard that lie had a loajtitiiC d?-o-'t there that tie knew nothing of. It was this indifference in money mat ters that exemplified probably :-.s well as any ether trait, the L-tvUh (i;.-nor : tion of the man nw mourned : lav ish not on! of the II o-.' pre-::; heart. us treiuurts I'ieetiifri-D.iy Item ir.nt.fr. i wont vt t wor-ls to Tcie-copc Pt-rkiit.-'. if am in the hall te night," sai-t t' Preii'lent as trie meet in -r opr,ed. f he brother wiped off Lis Ciou'.h atal advanced to the pLtfvrrn 1 Brother Gardner cor.t'tiued : "Brudd- r Puki.-.s, I m-t you cl. o'clock in the even'!-'.' en "I'-ev-iiei nittkt." '-Yes. sah." "You went what the w: it; I' ll. -call slewed' "Fize ntitthty sorry, sail." "Yen were it.ll of glory. Yo't :'. It dat you had saved d-i ker.try. Your clothes war ail mud. Yorrr 1;re:..' smelt of skunks, and you had to jump up an' down an' whoop to keen fiom busting your biler." "IajIs o' wnite folks wa? doin' de s;;me. sab." "Sartin' sartin'. You an old e x slave. unahl e to reader write, w..; only follow in' in de footsteps of in telligent, eddecatetl white nnn. Bruder Perkins, I war walking around on leckshun ehiy. and I saw some curious thine-. 1 saw eitizer.' who would not swallow tt n drops of whisky if life depended on it. wcte for men who have sold de phten stuff obtr de lary'ars. An" dat was savin' de kentry. I saw men who .vould turn a servant iral outdoors on a winter's night, ifdey heard a Fcand.il 'Lout lie" walk up to de pel's an' wote for n.en who rent from two to a half do.tcn h.ins- to women cf bad character. I 'at was f-witte- it straight. 1 saw men whose wives am I reakin' deir heart over de wavward course of b- i' sons wall: to tie winder and Mi. in ballots far candidate who am :. hoots with black legs and !.- steady patrons of ftan.LIin' hous. I)..t was de glory of politics ! I saw ( Lri-' tian nu n, who pray agin vice ate.! shed ttars over de wicked;. ess of society, v.oto fur candidate- whose private lives an one long i.uJ.t t.f debauchery and corruption. Pt was standi:' by tie party ! I saw tnininstt rs f.b tie cespel east ,tts for drunkard-. r.!-e:t'.r. an' -.;".; w. of soeiety. I 'at wrs s; or.::,' ! t'riei i;i'e ! I sav ilv ial.e -f, e.;ii ' t!.eit of Detroit arraytt: "tt t..e -l it . an !e tiitn.'S. tr.ieves fit.-i . :.;'; T :i otke. r. de tionest lit w.t sw.-pt tiway r.te ead "i gaie. Dat was an illustra-kua of 'leetive franchise ! ' "But I V.oTi't do it l.ttt. :..: pleaded Brotlicr IVrkltt.'. to You sot t'owin Prc.-ident. quietly te "i.Jat s:is:im ;ed the : bring up met an snovR hands an , re;oiet.i! ol t r do lection of candi- dates wi.o know te v.a.y n. -r.-.on; in n ! ' : Dvtlo saioon and pnar Bhime vou. Biirhr 1'erktns hl-.-.u you lur iwiii -'. While an Idaho eirl was sii .d. r a t ree v. : i t i a g ."j r It t r h. ( r, . . . . to ... a snztiv ntar rante a.org ana t r reaching rom c-eoii.d rc.-.i n-r her. But sh" thei't'l.t it ..it. : , ,".''1 .' elliOt'CUl! rnd o ii:-t leanttt eae.c M.d it heartily, and raurratired -- - . .. . f.,.bis- a ---.--t.. uta ::nl r.e went away id I. id in itbe forest tor tnree oayi- to' ; ti e shan c ovc r . v:ijvAM re letly e r r'r? i, ! mat:.-to. St. Jacob- Oil. haie.. v I.'tj:! r.nu.U r cf f t.-le ' : ,' u-e.il this citv. and with etlect r.tiv v.; Frequent report . a: reae - ' I .1 . . 1 A-r I'l'ti'ii . j , ..nI,1Ml,r.ji, it o mr.nv win- ' .'.1'r.l f.'lu r.'. ! :e lh:nk of coir-JT V Gr the hcaU-n track to hi d a rer.ie5V. vy,lhcc.tht Sentinrl. lfjrO. eoun-e s have r.o c;.ct : winch nre r.l- !"lwav, renttUed by the Svil. ' . . t
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