Th lerrler falri.
iTIioacrri ill nrobftUr the very last
place to which a young man in search
of a wife would think of going. Xot
that Chicago in destitute of mar
riageable girls, but it has gained bo
much notoriety ae a city of refuge
for men desiring t rid themaelrea
f m-itoc that it ia associated in the
u;r mind ith d vorce ratber inan
L.-.i. v-ni,l,a anew
tin,! nTS,r has iust been broueht
out in Chicago with a view of meet
ing a great and increasing want in
the matrimonial market Her pecu
liar qualities render her precisely the
sort of wife for those numerous and
intelligent men who are constantly
insisting that woman should keep
within her own sphere: and there is
no doubt that an enormous quantity
of girls of the same pattern cculd be
disposed of to young men contemp
lating marriage, were the fact that a
specimen of the new kind of girl is
now on exhibition in Chicago to be
generallv known.
Outwardly this novel young wo
man resembles the ordinary girl of
commerce. She has the features,
the hair-pins, the skirts, and presum
ably the limbs with which nature has
end'owed her sex. With these how
ever, are combined the mental and
moral characteristics of the terrier
dog. In fact, she is known in Chi
cago as the "terrier girl." Her hab
its are purely canine. She convers
es exclusively in the terrier dialect,
and ber accent is conceded to be per
fect. In the day-time she curls her
self op on the rug or on a conveni
ent chair, and sleeps soundly, unless
awakened by a strange footstep. At
night she is particularly wide awake,
and takes pains to apprise the en
tit neighborhood of the fact. Xight
after night she will go into the back
vard and there sit on end and bark
it the moon until even middle-aged
deacons get out of bed and make
mysterious allusions to ancient Gaul,
and to the modern process of repair
ing woolen stockings, while tbey
bun'- for bootjacks and old slippers.
So powerful and effective is the
young woman's expression of her
canine views in regard to the moon
that a Chicago scientific person has
calculated that the average monthly
fall of miscellaneous missiles in his
back yard is fully three inches. She
is wonderfully quick in her move
ments, and has been repeatedly
known to overtake the fleetest and
most experienced of the local cats.
In regard to rats her habits are pre
cisely those of the accomplished
Skye terrier. If a rat-hole is point
ed out to her, she will scratch at it
with tremendous vigor, barking
meanwhile, with the full force of her
lungs, and apparently filled with as
tonishment because the resident rats
do not promptly come out to be kill
ed. Of course, she has a passion for
bones, and will stand on her hind
that is to say will stand op and beg
for bones with all the solemnity, and
rather more than the grace of a well
trained dog. To all these accom
plishments she adds an affectionate,
confiding, and gentle spirit Though
she detests tramps, she will ' permit
any person whom she considers re
spectable to pat her on the head, and
will fetch and tarry for him with
tireless energy. When moderately
well-fed and treated with kindness
and firmness, she has no superior in
gentleness and fidelity.
There may possibly be faults in
this girl which have hitherto escaped
notice. She may, for example, have
the indelicate canine habit of sitting
with her mouth open and panting in
hot weather, and she tut? perhaps
bury her spare bones in the flower
bed. Still, her merits are incontest
able, and could not fail to render ber
a model wife. She has youth and
beauty; qualities which overy man
desires his wife to have. She does
not play the piano, and cares nothing
for dress. She is capable of loving
her master with unswerving affection,
and the more he might snub her, or
tox her ears, the more she would
love him. The unwomanly idea of
improving her mind, and of posses
sing indejendent views, would nev
er occur to her. She would always
come when called, and would never
express a desire to leave ber home
or to mingle in any society. If her
master would desire to bear her
voice, he could always make her
speak for a bone, or bark at a pass
ing stranger; while, on the other
band, she would never annoy him by
silly feminine conversation, and in
case she persisted in barking at the
moon at inappropriate hours, she
could be readily reduced to silence
by being shut ap in the cellar. She
would never be guilty of reproving
ber master for coming home at late
hours under the influence of salmon
and oysters, and would never shock
him by impertinently entertaining
private religious views. She would
totally forget the exigence of her
own relations, and would even fly at
her mother's ankles and rend her
umbrella, were that misguided old
lady to venture to enter her son-in-law's
house. In short, she would be
beautiful, affectionate, submissive,
and absolutely devoid of any suspi
cion that she had either intellect or
soul, and that she had a right to re
gard those imaginary articles as her
personal property. This is the ideal
wife for which thousands of men have
vainly sighed. Such men believe
that a wife has no right to have any
opinions or convictions whatever,
and that she should model herself as
closely a; possible upon a good and
affectionate dog. Chicago has at
last produced a girl who cannot fail
to make a perfect wife, and it would
be the height of folly for any man to
marry without first inspecting and
testing this beneficent production.
'Men and brethren, the world
does move" as the Tribune was for
merly accustomed to 6ay. The days
oi me wue wno makes a reeble pre
tense of intellect and chatters about
ber alleged soul are numbered. The
terrier girls of the Chicago pattern
will speedily drive all rivals out of
the matrimonial market, and hus
bands will become in fact as
wen aa in name tne lords of crea
tion. A. 3'. Timet.
' aVlana Clark.
Now conscience is God'a alarm
clock. God has wound it up so that
it may warn us whenever we are
tempted to do that which is wrong.
It give the alarm. It seems to say,
take care, God see- you. Stop!
How important it is to have a con
science that will always warn us of
danger of sin I but if we desire such
a conscience, we must be willing to
listen t it If we stop when it says
stop, if we do what it tells ns to do.
then we shall always hear it But
if we get into the habit ot not heed
ing its warning, and not doing what
it tells os to do, then, by and by, we
shall cease to bear it Our " con
science will sleep, its voice of warn
ing will be bushed, and we shall then
be like a ship at sea that hat bo
compass to point out tne right way,
ana nc rudder to keep it in the
war.
right J
Aa Fpl4esf War.
The following is an extract from a i
' private letter written by a Ilnssian
'officer: "Coming to a place where things to have scent on the handker
i the road somewhat widened, about chief; others, again, appear to think
two miles from Tenlis, we halted, they cannot use too much. A
and after driving away and cutting French author, a man of evident
down in a abort skirmish a party of taste and culture, declares that he
Turks who were busy robbing our i distrusts the people who denounce
aeaa, we aioppeu io loroi wiu
' , . . j . l r .
ine on. As 1 rode alonir the front. I
shouting orders to my men, an agon- f
ized cry for help arrested my atten-
tion. I looked around. Nothing but
brans of dead everywhere. Of these
1 f i
Done needed rne. iut tars: once
more, and again, and again these pit
eous cries. Hastily dismounting I
threw the bridle over my Sound arm
and ran toward some bushes from be
hind which the sounds proceeded,
and there, in a small pool of clotted
blood, lay that which I at first failed
to recognize as a human being, though
human it certainly was in bis piteous
cries, and the seemingly glared hands
that clutched the air in their agony.
The rest, from the waist upward,
was one mass of raw, quivering flesh
the face featureless, eyelids and
eyes cut out, the man flayed alive,
all but the hands, whose white skin
at first gave the appearance of being
gloved. This ghastly object lay a
few steps from a dead horse, one of
our own regiment's golden bays,
Faint at heart I bent over the suffer
er, evidently one of our own men
but now mangled beyond recognition.
He prayed for death with his poor,
torn lips, and ia a minute more W.,
our surgeon.and two more of my offic
ers were by my side. I made room for
Y., who stooped for a few seconds
over our comrai?, and then rising
sadlr shook his head, murmuring 'No
help.'
A sudden impulse prompted me to
seize the poor helpless band in my
own, and pressing it whisper a few
words of comfort. At the sound of
my voice came the sudden appeal :
'Nicholia, for old friendship's sake
send a bullet through my heart.'
This voice sounded sc strangely fam
iliar, and yet I could not recognize
it. 'Who are you V 'Alexis S.'
Alexis, my old schoolmate, who had
a few hours ago shared by breakfast
by our bivouac fire, and then rode
away, handsome and bold, at the
head or our gallant first squadron.
He had fallen wounded, helpless, his
horse bbot under him, and the fiend
ish Turks were slowly torturing him
to death when our approach drove
them away. Clasping my hand in
bis, he still begged for death. My
revolver was empty, discharged in a
ecuflle, a few minutes before. I look
ed at W., who silenily drew out bis,
and shuddering in every nerve, placed
the muzzle against S.'s breast, and,
with averted face, fired twice in suc
cession, while I still pressed the poor
hand in mine. We wrapped bim up
in my cloak, and placing him in a
shallow ditch, rolled a boulder over
him, and then, with our hands still
moist with his blood we swore never
to empty the last chamber of our pis
tols, but always to reserve a shot for
ourselves and friends, should any of
as, wounded, have to be left behind.
May a quick death, a soldier's death,
be ours.
v . l
411 Arcfcery.
Indian archery is somewhat differ
ent from that practiced by the young
ladies and gentlemen of more civil
ized society. These Utter take the
arrow between their fingers, place it
against the bowstring, and make it
assist in bending the bow. An In
dian does not do this. He takes his
arrow between the index finger, and
palls the bowstring with his middle
finger; nor does he raise his arrow as
our boys and girls do ; be shoots
straight out from the shoulder, and
appears to take no aim whatever. He
hits the mark, though, too often, as
the soldiers about the garrison can
tell, who have flung their hats or
caps into the air, at some Indian's
suggestion, only to have them pierced
by the unerring arrow. The growing
papooses, that is as soon as these are
able to toddle, are furnished with
bows and arrows, of which the points
have been sharpened, and may be
seen about the reservations shooting
at marks, at small birds, or anything
else that may happen to attract their
attention. They generally become
expert at the age of about ten cr
twelve, but are not allowed to gradu
ate into buck-age, and all the pleas
ares of the chase, autil they are six
teen or eighteen. Then is the time
the real pleasure of the Indian is
found to culminate in his first hunt
after buffalo.
TbeKable Mother's Warning-.
"Epbrabem, come to your m udder,
boy. Whar you bin ?"
"Playin' wid de white folks' chil
lun." "You is, eh ? See hyar, chile,
you'll broke your old madder's heart,
an' bring her grey hairs in sorrow to
the grave with your recklumness an'
carryins on wid evil assosyashuns.
Uabn't I raised you up in de way
you should oughter go ?"
"Yffthum."
"Habn't I bia kine an' tender wid
yon, treated you like my own chile,
which you is ?"
"Yethum."
"Hadn't I reezened wid you and
prayed wid, n' deplored de good
Lord to wrap vou up in bis buzzum?"
"Yethum." "
"An' isn't I yor naterl detector an'
gardeen fo' de law 7"
"Yethum."
"Well, den, do you s'pose I'se
gwine to hab yer morals ruptured by
de white trash ? No, sab ! Get in
de house this instep; and if I eber
cotch you 'municatin' wid de white
trash any mo', fo' de Lord, nigger,
I'll break your brack head wid a
brick !"
A Geneva watchmaker has just
completed a full-sized hunter,' which
is said to be the most complex and
wonderful piece of mechanism of the
kind ever produced in that city. On
one side is a dial with the ordinary
marking hour, minute, and second
hands together with a large inde
pendent chronographic hand in the
centre, making the one-fifth of a sec
ond and flying back toXH; and to this
dial corresponds a repeating mechan
icism, striking hours, quarters, and
minutes. If the watch is turned over,
a second dial is perceived, having,
besides the ordinary marking, a per
petual calendar months, days of the
week, date and nl rsta nf thai mrtrtn
and also a little regulator for the tim-j
ing. This watch can keep two differ
ent times, for instance, Paris on one
side and London on the other, while
there is only one knob on the stem
for setting both dials to time without
the addition of a pusher on the rim
of the case. The mechanicism for
Betting the hands to time actuates
only the finger of the dial that is up
permost at the moment
It is said that Abraham was the
first auctioneer when he nut Isaac nn
for a sacrifice; hut the first bidders
probably came from the land of Nod.
Perfnnse.
Many persons have a fixed belief
that it is the most vulgar of vulgar
iilcuw i juuim-a. iu uituoi
. i. - r I 'I V, -.,,....
to a bad odor is a good odor, he
says, and those who have do predi
lection for agreeable odors will not
'at all object to had odors. A child,
! a student, an austere and crave eei-
.
entitle dignitary, an old man may be
excused if they use no perfume; but
a woman, young and beautiful, im
aginative, gay and happy, cannot
forego the luxury, the elegance, the
poetry of perfume. Fashion has va
ried greatly in this matter. In Paul
de klock's day peppermint was the
rage, sweetmeats were flavored with
it. and aromatic dilutions were made
of it. Ladies carried it in their
scent bottles and in their bonbon
boxes, in one form or the other.
Then came the turn of what is called
aromatic vinegar, speedily followed
by lavender water, eau de Cologne,
rose water, and patcbouly. And
since the extreme popularity of patcb
ouly, the fashion of using perfumes
has somewhat subsided. In these
days few ladies positively drop scent
upon their handkerchief; tbey pre
fer to keep their wardrobes well
stocked with lavender, or orris root,
or sandal wood, so that their clothes
emit a pleasant fragrance rather than
a distinct odor. A young American
lady I anew in Paris had the cup
boards and drawers in which her
clothes were disposed, strewn with
satchets of 6trong smelling violet
powder, that gave a nameless, deli
cate, fresh perfume to everything she
wore, from her hat and veil to her
handkerchief. For this mode of
using perfume, nothing can be much
better than lavender, which is ex
quisitely fresh and wholesome, and
has a sw eet natural scent that art
can never outdo. A young English
man, whose bachelor home in Paris,
I saw only a wct-k or two ago, has
sturdy bunches of lavender hung to
each of the pegs for bis coats in his
dressing room. And yet people de
claim about the extravagant coquet
ry of women, as if the hanging up of
those masculine coats over fragrant
lavender, did not equal any cf our
harmless little devices.
I any in pathetic ftoale.
They stood up before the window,
looking out upon the wintry day.
The cheerful fire on the hearth sent
its ruddy glow into the room. They
were man and wife. She said with
enthusiasm ;
"Is i: not a grand sight?"
"What?" answered he.
"Why, this glorious tine of tne
year."
"Pshaw! I thought you referred
to that old gentleman who fell on the
sidewalk just now. Let's get near
the fire ; I'm chilly."
"Pear," said she.
"Well?" abruptly
poking the glowing
returned he,
embers vigor-
ously.
"i)on't you think that winter is
monarch of the treasons ?"
"I"
"Let the poets rave about spring,
with her violet-sandaled feet all wet
with dew. About summer in ber
wheaten garlands bound. Or au
tumn stained with juice of purple
grape. Do they half compare with
ice-crowned winter?" But what is
your opinion of this beautiful day''
"I think"
"This day, when nature, draped in
snowy mantle, presents a perfect por
traiture of chastity. See how the
sun sports among the drifts, causiug
them to scintillate like diamonds. Is
not this the chosen period of the
year ?"
"I think that"
"Ob, it is superb ! No wonder
Shakespere has said, 'He thou as
pure aj snow.' Look hew the play
ful wind circles the downy fleece !
Come, dear, to the window."
He came reluctantly. She said
rapturously:
"Now, what do you think of this
dav?"
"I think that it would
be a sp!
spien-
AA Aarr in trotlr raliliito''
Both were mute for an hour and a
half.
Soy.
Some men move through life as
a band of music moves down the
street, flinging out pleasure on every
side through the air to every one, far
and near, that can listen. Some men
fill the air with their presence and
sweetness, as orchards in October
days fill the air with perfume of ripe
fruit. Some women cling to their
own bouses, like the honeysuckle
over the door, yet, like it, sweeten all
the region with the subtle fragrance
of tneir goodness. There are trees
of righteousness, which are dropping
precious fruit around them. There
are lives that shine like star beams,
or charm the heart like songs sung
upon a boly day.
How great a bounty and a bless
ing it is to hold the royal gifts of the
soul, so that tbey snail be music to
some and fragrance to others, and
life to all ! It would be no unworthy
thing to live for, to make the power
wbicb we Lave witbin as to breathe
of other men's joy; to scatter sun
shine where only clouds and shad
ows reign; to fill the atmosphere
where earth s weary toilers must
stand, with a brightness which tbey
cannot create for themselves, and
which tbey long for, enjoy and ap
preciate. lie Had ! 4'arc far hla Health
A farmer was yesterday, walking
around the market, trying to find
some chap willing to go to the coun
try and do a little work for good pay,
wben a colored man accosted him,
asking:
"Boss, does you want some one to
husk corn ?"
"Yes, I've been looking all the
morning for some one."
"What's de pay ?"
"I'll give yon $1 a day."
"And board?"
"Yes."
"An' chickens an' puddin' for din
ner r"
"Y Yes."
"An' Havana cigvs to smoke ?"
"I I guess so," stammered the
farmer.
"An' a cole stove right close
around rlar' char rl rnrn ia"
"No, I never heard of a stove in a
cornfield."
"Well, if dar's no stove out dar,
you can't coax dis child along! "I'se
got to take care of my health, eren
if there isnt a bushel of corn raised
in dis country V'PiUghurgh Tele,
graph.
As a frightened darkey, chased by
an infuriated bull, neared the bound
aries of the field, he enthusiastically
exclaimed, "Millions for de fence, but
not one cent for de brute."
Iwpkrk.
Joseph Cook carries a railroad
Shakespeare, and prepares his quota
tions for his unique lecture on snaae-
speare and Conscience on tee cars
He picks up everywhere ; gathers ev
ery where; it seems as though hs for
gets nothing. Bat in private he be
wails his treacherous memory. 1
npvpr knew a student vet who did
not seem to grow indignant with
himself over the undue proportion of
all that he ever learned that he hab
itually forgot Mr. Cook ia no ex
ception to the rule. Yet he marvel-
ously preserves and utilizes the results
of his readings. ilia metnoas are
peculiar. I violate no confidence,
and I may give aid to students, lay
and clerical, if I report here these
methods, as he told them to me.
This preserving machinery consists
of three pieces: (1) He always car
ries with him a cheap memorandum
book. In this he jots down, wherev
er he happens to be, a tnougnt, a
sentence, a igure that strikes him.
The book fills up quickly. Then a
new one takes it place. These books
are dated and filed away. He trusts
his memory to serve as an index to
sutrzest to him the date of the read
ing, the incident, or the thought there
noted, (z) lie aiso carries who mm
a package of commercial note paper.
Any extract in a book not in his own
library, any fact or figure worthy of
more careful preservation, he notes
on a half sheet of paper. These are
sorted according to a few large titles.
The homogeneous ones are pinned
together. As the pile increases they
are sewed. "I am to lecture to-night,"
said he to me, on Ultimate America.
I put in my bag my package of ex
cerpts on America a hundred or
more and look over them this after
noon as a last preparation before I go
on the platform. The method gives
him the full use of his resources in
each subject in each lecture. (3) He
has not the contempt of some would
be scholars for the newspapers ; be
reads and uses tbem. With a red
crayon be marks whatever strikes
him as suggestive ; throws the papers
in the corner. Mrs. Cook, who is a
sort of private secretary to him, as
many another wife of many another
busy literary man, cuts oat the mark
ed across and lays tbem loose, in an
indexed scrap book. When a large
store has accumulated Mr. Cook goes
over them, culls out those of promin
ent value, and pastes or otherwise
preserves them ; the rest are destroy
ed. Permanent journals are useless.
Tbey are a waste of time. When I
was in college I bought an Index
Rerum, but there are not twenty en
tries in it. A note book for sugges
tions, loose sheets of paper easily
classified for extracts, a scrap book
for newspaper cutting are my simple
means for preserving the results of
reading. Lyman Abbott.
1 Here la a Hell.
So says Dean Stanley. So says
Henry Ward Beechef. So says Bob
Ingersoll, and so many others, but
that does not make it so. Though
the Dean, the Canon and Henry are
tolerably well versed in the affairs of
this world, we do not believe they
are any better qualified to teach us
the whys and wherefores of the great
hereafter than any one else. One
thing is certain, that if there is a hell
a place of eternal puuishment--we
all ought to know it, and if those
who are posted in regard to the mat
ter it there are any such do not
give us the bottom facts they will fall
far snort of their duty.
The commotion stirred up of late
in relation to future punishment is
likely to bring to the surface a skep
tical undercurrent that has long
troubled the waters of religious be
lief. It will also develop certain
"peculiar views" long held and se
cretly nursed by various pulpiteers.
But what will it all amount to the
Stanleys, the Farrars, the Beechers,
the Icgeraolls and all the rest of
tbem will be unable to change the
fact that there is a helL Tbey will,
though, by the agitation of the vexed
questions, by the expression of opin
ions and counteropinions, cause the
heads of many dyspeptic theological
students and susceptible school girls
to turn themselves inside out and up
side down. The discussion of this
subject will in oar opinion do more
harm than good. Supposing the word
"hell" as written in the Bible, means
the "bad place," or supposing it
means the grave, what possible dif
ference can it make with good Christ
ians ? Their salvation is sure, wheth
er or no. Then if it should be clearly
demonstrated that no one knows
whether there is a hell or not, how
will mankind be benefited by the re
sult ? Many people are very anxious
to find out the full truth of the mat
ter, and we presume they will, but as
far as we are concerned we hopo we
may never know anything more
about hell than we now do. And to
all those who are of the same opinion,
we would say : follow the teachings
of your Divine Master, and you will
probably remain as ignorant of the
place nnder consideration as we hope
to, and stand a good chance to take
a front seat over them. Brtltfonte
Watchman.
Tbe ItardRnrlles.
The Dardanelles, toward which so
much attention is now directed, fairly
teems witn historic and poetic memo
ries, its navigation was first at
tempted bv the Argonauts, nnder
Jason, in their search for the Golden
Fleece. At Abydos.Xsrxes built his
famous Bridge of Boats for the inva.
sion of Greece, and it was here that
the loves of Hero and Leander be
came werld renowned. Leander.
who lived at Abydos, on the Asiatic
snore, was in love with Hero, the
beautiful priestess of Venus, at Sea
tos, and regularly swam tbe Strait
to meet his mistress. One dark and
stormy night be failed to appear,
and when the luckless Hero visited
tbe shore tbe waves had washed tbe
dead body of her lover upon the
sands. Overcome by her loss, she
piungea into the sea, and tbe spot
oecame ever alter sacred to their
memory. On tbe 3d of March, 1810,
Lord Byron swam tbe Dardanelles at
tbe same point in seventy minutes
He was accompanied by a Lieuten
ant Akenbead, whose name has been
handed down to posterity in tbe
line :
Which Leander, Mr. Akenhead, and I dU.
Ine swim from Abydos to Sestos
is still repeated yearly by Byron in
spired tooriets, and will probably con
tioue to be so as long as the glamonr
oi poetry and tradition bangs round
tne spot sun.
Teacher (to small boy in rrammar
class) Let me bear you compare
ride."
Small boy Ride, rode, ridden.
Teacher (to other small bovl
unae, to move swiftly.
utner small boy Glide, rlode.
glidden.
Then the teacher glode rieht out
to him and reached for his ear ; but
the youth had glidden from his place
and left tbe door open as be went
ont.
Praia Taar Wife.
Praise your wife, man ; for pity's
sake, give her a little encouragement;
it won't hurt her. one made your
home comfortable; your heart bright
and shining; food agreeable for
pity's sake tell her you thank ber,
if nothing more. She don't expect
it; it will make her eyes cpen wider
than tbey have this ten years, but
it will do ber good, and you too.
There are many women to-day
thirstinir for words of praise, the
language of encouragement Through
Bummer's beat, through winter's toil,
they have drudged uncomplainingly,
and so accustomed have their fath
ers, brothers and husbands become
to their monotonous labors that they
look for and opoo them as tbey do
tbe daily rising of tbe sun, and its
daily goiog down. Home every day
may be made beautiful by an appre
ciation of its holiness. You know if
the floor is clean, manful labor has
been performed to make it em. You
know if yoa can take from your
drawer a clean shirt whenever you
want it, that somebody's fingers have
ached in the toil of making it fresh
and agreeable, so smooth and lus
trous.
Everything tnat pleases tbe eye
and tbe Sense has been produced by
constant work, much thought, great
care, and untiring efforts, bodily and
mentally.
It is not that many men do not
appreciate these tbiugs, and feel
glow of gratitude for numberless at
tentions bestowed upon tbem in sick
ness and in health, but thev don't
come with a hearty "Why, how
pleasant you make things look
wife !" or, "I am obliged to vou for
taking so much pains."
Tbey thank their tailor for their
"fits!" thev tbank a man in a full
omnibus who gives them a scat ; tbey
thank a young lady who moves along
in a concert room in short, tnev
thank everybody ont of doors, be
cause it is a custom ; and come home,
tip their chairs back and their heels
np, and pull out tbe newspaper ;
grumble if their wife asks them to
take tbe baby, scold if the fire has
gone down, or, if everything is just
right, sbut their moutbs with a snap
of satisfaction, but never say, "I
tbank you."
I tell you what men, young and
old, if yoa do not show ordinary ci
vility to those common articles of
housekeeping, your wives, if yon
would give tbem the hundred and
sixteeuth part of the compliments
vou almost choked them with before
yon were married, fewer women
would seek for otber sources cf affec
tion. Praise your wife, then, for ail
the good qualities she has, and vou
may rest assured that her deficiencies
are counterbalanced by your own
Married Experience.
I marriei' my wife about thirty-five
years ago. The ceremony was per-
lormed about 7 o'clock in tbe morn
ing. Before retiring that evening
we bad a talk with each other, and
the result has sweetened our entire
lives. We agreed with each other
that each should be watchful, careful,
never, by act or word to hurt the
feelings of the otber. We were both
young, both hot tempered, both posi
tive in our likes and dislikes, and
both somewhat exacting and inflexible
just the material for a life of conju
gal warfare. Well, for a few years
we found it bard work to always live
by our agreement Occasionally
not often a word or a look would
slip off tbe tooguo or face before it
could be caught or suppressed, but
we never allowed tbe sun to go down
upon our wratb. Before retiring at
night on such occasions, there was
always confession and forgiveness,
and tbe culprit would become more
careful in tbe future. Our tempers
and dispositions became gradually
more and more congenial ; so that af
ter a few years we became one in
reality, as tbe marital ceremony had
pronounced us nominally. In think
ing back, we find that for twenty
years our little agreement has been
unbroken, and there has been no oc
casion for confession or forgiveness.
In business we have had our adver
sity and prosperity and success. We
bave raised a family of children, and
now have our grand children, about
us ; we are simple enough to believe
that we bave better children and
grandchildren because of our little
agreement Under such a contract,
religiously kept, no ill-natured chil
dren will be reared, no boys will find
the streets and barrooms mere pleas
ant tban borne. To make a wife or
husband required tbe co-opera'.ion of
both.
A Matrimonial liplouiatWt.
During the last hours of the last
day cf the old rear a man quietlv en
tered the office of the clerk of the
court Mr. Gerdstern was fixtog mat
ters preparatory to turning over the
office on the morrow to bis successor.
Tbe deputy clerk, Mr. Wakefield, sat
at his customary table writing.
The evening had alreaJj- et ia
and the gas was lighted.
"Is this the clerk's office ?"
"Yes, sir."
"Do you make out marriage licen
ces here?"
"Ob, yes, sir." was tbe response
from the deputy, who was always
pleased to see other fellows get
married, and who was particularly
glad to have this agreeable duty
numbered among his last official
acts.
"Well, I guess I want one."
"AH right, sir," and after the usual
interrogatories the deputy began
making out the document, which was
soon finished, and as tbe official fold
ed it up he said in a joking way,
"lou have waited pretty late to get
married this year."
"Yes, I have, but I'll tell you my
inend, l was resolved to Dave one
year of my married life close happy."
Tbe stranger said good night and
departed. It was evident that be
bad figured the chances down as fiae
as possible. 1'inona llepublican.
CaaanarallTe
lie f t'aantrlta
Water.
Greece is about
the 8;ze of Ver-
mont
Palestine is about
one-fjurtb the
size of New York.
Hindostan is more than a
hundred
times as large ar Palestine.
The Great Desert of Africa
has
nearly tbe present dimension of tbe
United States.
Tbe Red Sea would reach from
Washington to Colorado, and it is
three times as wide as Lake Ontar
io.
The English Channel is nearly as
large as Lake Superior.
I be Mediterranean, if placed across
North America, would make sea nav
igation from San Diego to Baltimore.
Tbe Caspian Sea would stretch
from New York to St Augustine.
and is as wide as from New York to
Rochester.
Great Britain is about one twenty-
fifth tbe size of tbe United States.
The Gulf of Mexico is about ten
times the size of Lake Superior.
The Great New Medicine
e
r3
A Health-Giving: Power
PURIFIES THK BLOOD,
INVICORATES THE LIVE,
PROMOTES DICESTION, and
STRENGTHENS THE NERVES,
Thns effectually carlasdlseasaaf what
ever Mint or nature. It is warthr t a
trial. HEUKF gaaramteed.
tm AGREEABLE ta the taste, GRATE"
FX'l ta t he tomaeh.aad acta eAteteatly
a a CATHARTIC, ALTERATIVE a ad
DII llETIt, It actios U aot attended
with aay anpleaiant frellnjr.aelther la
lana;omr axor debility experienced, lmt
obi the contrary, refreshment and ln
vla: oration,
Ite t named late effect opon the digest We
ore;aas,whether Impaired by disease or
exhausted from any canse, la to Increase
their powers of assimilation and natrt
tion, the appetite being increased at
once. To those affected with an cngor
ged condition of the lirer. as Bllloae
at4a,hararterlzeilbradHilirrniplfi ion. a coated tongue, a pasty, bad taste
in the moa Ih, a caprlr ions appetite and
sluggish ation of the bowels, with a
sense of fullness In the head and of men
tal dullness, VIUVRE.VE pioTes most
valuable.
Its effect upon the kidneys Is no leas
happy, a turbid. Irritating urine ia
cjuirkly cleared up by it.
Inflammatory and C'hronle RHEtT
MAT1SM will soon dlaappear by n per
latent use of YIGOHEtK.
for the cure of tikln Dlseaies and
Eruptions of all kinds, VICOHEXK is
most certain.
HGORK.VK Is com paced of the act Its
properties of IIEHHS, ROUTS, Gt Ma
a jsjitt rk a, max nature alone ran
nlahea.
, great care being taken by
that they are gathered at the right
season of the rear, and that they possess
I II fir naiivf v I it lift.
That VIKOHENE has the power to
PI RIFT THE 1JI.MI). INVIGORATE
the I.IVEB, and KTI.Mt L.ATE the 1)1.
FESTIVE t)IttA, Is Indisputably
proven by lhoe who hare given it m
trial and have been permanently cored.
We do not ask yotrio try a doxen hot
ties to experlenie relief, for we GrAR.
ASTEE yoa will feel belter from the
first few doses.
VIQORE.V E Is astoninhlng the world
with its cures, and Is throwing all other
TOMC'S, ALTERATIVE and IMIU
(HANTS. Into the shade. Pot up In
large boltles,doub!eslrength. Requires
small does. and is pleasant to take.
Price, 91.00 per Bottle.
WALKER &. BADGER MFG. CO., Prop's,
3 .shn Zt., Kev T:rk, asl ttuj City, . J.
I HE OBJECT OF EATlJiO." a new book every
.ue ahon'd reed, net too cr.oa receipt ot s one
cent stair n.
FOlt SALE BY
O.W.SrEERS,
Pit I'd GIST, Somerset, l'u.
February t
After rears of patient labor and experiment tbe
ST. JOHN
Sewing1 Machine,
la now offered to the public, as the triumph of in
Tenure genius in una urancn innnuiaciure.
Its points of exrellence are apparent to any one
examtuinarthe marhine ami toreadiir reeiirnized
thai already thef'HT. JOIIi"ha foroed iuellto
the front rank of Sewlnir Machines. It tulnlls
all the neceiwary requirements fur a Urst-cUas
Sewing Machine, which are
1st. Ability u douerlectii alltin.lsol worx de
manded of a Sewing Machine. .21. Ease ol man
agement. 3d. Lightness of running. 4th. Kree
duin Inira noine. iih. Simplicity ot onstruclion
Oth. Huratillity. All these pints are secnreO
mtirethan in any other, In the
ST. JOHN SEWING MACHINE.
.V . 2 Machine.
Urni'JtHi al M lohlae an 1 Stand, Bl:k Walnut
Ti'.l, tj Dnwars, Patent Bx Corcr, which
attaches to ti le of the Table, funning a
e mvenient w.irk box or an extension
top at will.
PRICE
No. I.
No. 3 1-2
S45 00
S35 OO
SAO OO
SS9 OO
09 OO
M.ikes the J .oik SliU-li.
MSM in Osia. Perfect in Oislriictioa.
Equally good cn tha lightost or hsavi
est Goods.
Its Points of Peculiarity,
A3I0NG3T SAU7 OTHERS ARE
It makes da ili Mereaee whether the Machine Is
run bark ward r-urvrurel i the wirk will al.
ways run Irum yua, aad inert la loss or change
of stitch.
It has a rinse shuttle la one piece, with nn thread
hole through, the bobbin bvMlug from U lo luu
yards ol ttirrsd.
It winds the bobl'ln without runnlny the ma.
chine; so that there Is ao neeeaity flir unthread,
ing tbe machine, or removing lb work when tbe
tioiiiiin nereis ui tie wound.
Its tensions are simple, perlect, and can he ad
justed both under and upjwr, without rsraovlug
the work.
4-Kach Machine U furnished with the ordin
ary attachments.
Its Furniture is novel, peculiar and desirable
Every Machin e is Wakraxted,
It take well and gives complete aitisfaetlon.
Twenty. bvc of these Machine! bave already
been sold In this county.
1 also sell the well known Family Favorite or
w eed Machines at about nail the old uriee. and
also repair the various kinds of sewing machines
promptly anil satisfactorily And all kinds of at-
lacnuienis procured to order :
Auuresa tj. r. w ALU r.K.
Somerset. Pa.
P. S Sample Machines te I seen at I). Flick's
or at uaeeiwer k u I store.
Jan. V3
SSIGXEESSALE.
Mr virtue of an order Issued out of the Court
of Common Pleas of Somerset bounty. Pa., the
undersigned Assignee or W. C Hicks, will sell
at public sale on the premlnes, on
Saturday, March 1C, 1818.
at t o'clock p. m., the following described real
estate, via:
No.i. A certain lot of ground situate a afore,
anid, located on northeast corner ol Bnsulway and
Grant streets. ki', fret front, and extending lv)
feet hack to Water street, known on town plot as
lot No lJuwlth a good ttro-stnry frame dwelling
bouse and other buildings thereon erected.
One-third In band on confirmation of sale, one
third In tlx months, and nne-thlnl la one year
from this date (Oct. 2, .177 ) with Interest on
deterred payments from day of sale.
Ten per rent, of tbe purchase money to be paid
oa day of sale.
JUHftM.OU.VQER,
Feb. 2 A fugues.
0PIDM3S2
pQMUIT. srnsj stlsWPy
111. V'U.VI
BOOKS':
newest and most popular aunirs,
it Li writing: ol Inatrmttioa and
amusement: also a list ol all the
oattles whea anil where fought, dortnr the war,
fur 3c stamp. Address, DaasBQad dk Csa., Via
Rare St.. Phil.
Feb a)
.':VI I
nx&x, vfi.s ,iaj
m
JOHN F. BLYMYER
DEALER IN
Hardware, Iron, Nails, Glass, Paints
OILS, &C, 5cO.
The following is a partial list of goods in Stock : C rpenter's Tools,
rianes, Saws, Hatchets, Hammers, Chisels, Tlane Iron?. Jzes, Ac, lilack
smith'8 Goods, Bellows, Anvils, Vices, Files, Hammers, &c. Sad llery
Hardware, Tab Trees, Gig Saddles, Hames, Buckles, Kinjrs, Bits and Tools.
Table Knives and Forks, rocket Knives, Scissors, Spoons and Razors, the
largest stock in Somerset County. Painter's Goods, a full stoek. White
Lead, Colored Paints for inside and outside painting, Taints in oil. all colors,
Tarnish, Turpentine, Flaxseed Oil, Brushes, Japan Dryer, Walnut Stains.
Ac. Window Glass of all sizes and glass cut to any shape. The best C oal
Oil alwayson hand. Our stock of Coal Oil Lamps is large and comprise,
very elegant styles. Ditston's Circular, Mu!y and Cross Cut Saws. Mill
Saw Files of thebest quailty. Porcelain-lined Kettles. Handles of all kindss
SIIOVJEIS, FORKS, HlA3E.S. KAKl-LS.
Mattocks, Grub Hoes, Picks, Scythes, Sneatbs, Sledges, Mason Hammers,
Cast Steel, Step Ladders, Carriage and Tire Bolts of all sizes. Loooking
Glasses, Wash Boards, Clothes Wringers, Meal Sieves, Poor Mats, Baskets,
Tubs, Wooden Buckets, Twine, Rope all sizes, Hay Pulleys, Butter Prints,
Mop Sticks, Traps, Steelyards, Meat Cutters and Stuffers, Traces, Cow
Chains, Halter Chains, Shoe, Dust and Scrub Brushes, Horse Brushes, Cur
ry Combs and Cards, Door Locks, Hinges, Screws, Latches and everything
in the Builders' line. Caps, Lead, Shot, Powder and Safety Fuse, Sic, &c,
The fact is, I keep everything that belongs to the Hardware trade. I deal
exclusively in this kind of goods and give my whole atttention to it. Per
sons who are building, or any one in need of anything in my line, will find
it to their advantage to give me a call. I will always give a reasonable
credit to responsible persons. I thank my old customers for their pacronage,
and hope this season to make many new ones. Don't forget the place
NV, 3, "BAER'S BLOCK."
April 8 '74. JOHN F. BLYMYER.
TENNANT, PORTEK, BOYTS & CO.
Successor to ouffer, Porter JC Co.
FOTJHDRY ,
. Machine Forge Works,
Water Street, OppnuKe II. A O. R. It. Depot, CoiisielNTille, I'm
Manufacturers of Railroad and Machine Castings, 11. 11.
Frogs, Switch Stands and Bridles, Trucks, Pit Wagons, lor
ries, Iron Wheel Barrows, Stone Picks, Hammers and Chisels,
Bridge Trusses and Bolts, Plows, Plow Castings,
Cook, Parlor & Heating Stoves, Gratss& Firs Fronts, Tenders, Hollow Ware.
Miscellaneous Castings Alade to Order.
Machinery of all kinds built and repaired, at Short Notice and Reasonable Terms.
Also on hand all kinds of Material used about Steam Engines.
Oaa, Steam ami Water Pipe Fittlnirs, brass Valves, Brass Wire, Oiira Hose, (lam and Fitiruus
Packing, Leather and KuMmt hrttinir. Couiilinirs. Spiral Car Springs, Uirets,
April 11. BOXjTS ETC:-
WILSON SEWING MACHINE
in workmanship is equal to a Chronometer Watch,
and as elegantly finished as a first-class Piano, it
received the highest- awards at the Vienna and Cen
tennial Expositions. IT SEWS ONE-FOURTH FASTER
than other machines. It3 canacity is unlimited. There
are more WILSON MACHINES sold in the United
States than the combined sales of all the others.
The WILSON MENDING ATTACHMENT, for doing
Sll kinds of repairing, WITHOUT PATCHING!, given
FREE with each machine.
w".S WILSON SEWING MACHINE CO.
827 & 829 Broadway, New York; New Orleans. La.;
Cor. State & Madison Sts., Chicago, Ills.; and San Francisco, Cal.
FOR SALE BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS.
New Firm.
SHOE STOEE,
SOLOMON UHL,
HaTlng purcliaMMl the Mum
Store lately owned hj
II. C. Beerlla,
We take pleasure In aniline; the attention of
public to the laei that we hare now and expec
keep constantly oa hand as complete an
meat ol
Boots, Shoes
and Gaiters
BOTII OF
Eastern and Home Manufacturt
as ean be found an jwhere. We also will bare ot
hand constantly a lull supply of
SOLE LEATHER,
MOROCCO
CALF SKINS,
Kli'S.
AND LINING SKINS
Of all kinds, with a full line ef
Shoe Findings.
The HOME MANUFACTURE DEPART.
H EN T wll I be In charge of
N. B. Snyder, Esq.
Whose reputatioa for making
Good Work and Good Fits
b second to none In the State. The public ts re
spectlully Invited to call anil examine our stock,
as we are determined to keep a;cii as guod as tbe
best and sell at prices as low aa tbe lowest.
CrT Hirr-KT Hill
SOLOMON UHL.
, PMIXISTll TOR'S NOTICE.
Lslate of K.pbrulul Luhr, late of Shade Twp.,
ucoeaaeu,
Letters of administration on the above estate
havlnu'leTrnied by theproierauinorlty. notice
la hereby irlven to those Indebted to it torn keltn me
diate iwynient, anil those havinaTclalms against It
to present mem uuiy aumenueaieu lor settlement
Monday. March ia, 1STH, at the late residence
of deceased In said township.
jiracrHtt. ia in k.
Feb. 1.1 Adniluialraior.
HEALTH AND HAPPIES
Health and Happiness are priceless Wealth to
their possessors, and yet they are within tbe
reach of every one w bo w ill use
H'RIGirrS LIVER PILLS.
The onlv rare CI' RE for Torpid Liver, Dyspepsia,
Headache, Sour Stomach, Conlliatlo-i, lleblllty.
Nausea, and all Bilious complaints ami Blood
disorder. None wenuine unless sitrned "Wm.
Wria-ht, Phila." If your drutvist will wot sup
ply (end ii cents ior one box to Barrica, IKoller fc
UtL 70 N. 4th SU Phila.
Feb. t
CM C rREWrni WATCH 15B OH!-
x.sstcm-windcr.Free wuhever. nrtler mt
VWji tree. j. g. Uajiord Go ctiiuitfoVlJl.
A VALUABLE INVENTION,
THE WORLD RENOWNED
GLEXX'S
SULPHUR SOAP.
Thoroit.hi.y Cures Disease of the Skit,
Bk.u'tifiks the Complexion, Prkvf.nts
and Kf.mf.diks Rheumatism and Ooit,
ilt-Ais Sores and Abrasions of the
Cuticle and Coi ntfracts Cuxt.mxo.n.
This .Slan.laril External Remedy for Erup
tions, S'ires and Injuries of the Skin, not only
REMOVES FROM THE COM! LKX1DN ALL Bl.LM
ISHES arising from local impurities of the
blooil anil obstruction of the wires, bat also
those produced by the sun And wind, such as
tan and freck!.-s. It renders the CUTICLE
MARVELOISLY CttAR, SMOOrH and PLIANT,
and beinj a WH JLESOVfE EEAUTlFIKk is hi
preferable to any cosmetic
Ali. THE REMEDIAL ADVANTAGES OF SlTL-
riH R Baths are insured by the x se of
Glenn's Sulphur Soap, whi. ? irj ;Ui
tion to its purifying elTects. rcmrt ud PRE
VENTS Rhei'ma nsM and Got
It aUo disinfech ei.oTuiSQ and linfn
and PREYaWTS tilsEASlS COM M II N tv ATE t) BY
Contact witi the person.
It dissolves Dandruff, prevents biilJ
ncss, and retards grayncss of the hair.
I'hysicians speak of it in hih terms.
Pn'ces-25 and 50 Cents v Cake; per
Box (3 Cakes). Sdc. and SJ.20.
N. B. -The jo emu cakes are triple tbe size of those at
85 CCt.1V
"HILL'S HUE AM) WHISKER DFE,"
IJ.ark. ar Brawa, 30 I 'eata.
31, IWTOTOI, Froj'r, 7 Siitii u U
KNOW
Br reailina! ant pranlclne?
the iiwstimablc truths con.
taiutd in the be medical
book rrcr I'surd. cotilli d
TIIUAri wsELF-rKESERVATluN
I I! f P Wl'ricconlyl. txntbfmail
si I waailhsl nn receipt or price. It
treats of Exhausted Vitalitr, Premature Decline,
Krntons and Physical Debility, and the endless
concomitant ilia and untold miseries that result
1 herefrom, and contains more than SOorit-innl pre
acriptiona, any one nf which is worth the price ot
thcDOok. This book was written by the motex
trniTc and probably the mot skilful practitioner
in America, to whom was awnrdedapold and jew
elled medal by the National Method Association.
A Pamphlet, illustrated with the Tory finest
bterl Eiicrarinf-i; a mar- 1 1 F M I
Tt 1 of art and beauty ll r A I
sent rnrr to alL Bead I kfl sai
fur it at once. Address
1-EABORY MEDICAL
INSTITUTE, No. 4 Bui-
THYSELF
loch bt, Boston, Mas.
DR. VAN DYKE'S SULPHUR 30AF,
Makes the SKIJT Soft, Clear, Pore White and
Healthy! Is t'leansinif , lteodoriilna;, bisiriect
lna Soothing. Healing ami partlying- removes
I lum I ni ft t kitllitv 1 ' k t:
KoUKhnras and redness of the bkix : relieves itch
iiiK. burning; aud stlnirina: or the Skin, and Irrita
tion of bit inv and atinvlna; Inserts: will relieve
ITOH 1NU PILES where nothiua- else will bave
anycllHct; Is J'HKK VV.UA ALX. OFFtN
Sl E ODOR, an J prevents Ontaarious Diseases.
nu " P "lernei e.ttcal and Toilet Preira-
,?k:i
Oeo W. Hen ford, Somerset. Pa., ami liruniilsts
jrenerally. E. 8. WK1MTKR, Proprietor, of
nee,.) N..th St., Phlbtd'a, p. Waulesule le
pot. 41x1 N. Third St., PUH.. Pa.
July 26.
'lirUsTERN PENN'A. CLASSICAL AND
W SCIENTIFIC INSTITUTE.
The Institute prepares Students lor College,
Business, Preiessional Schools, Home Idle, and
Teaching-. Location elevated, toeallbtnl, easy ol
aeeeas, ami picturesque, eommaatiine; an extensive
view of Chestnut Kl.lire. Full eorpt of Ins true
tors. Five courses of Study. Open to both sexes
Expenses moderate. New building lor ladlea!
Opes arnie in eaoh mora.
Address the Principal,
JONATHAN JONES. A. M.,
. "f ML Pleasant, Pa
SSIGXEE'S 'OTICK.
Noilceis her given, that C. R Colborn of Som
erset borough, by dew! ol voluntary aasia-nment
has assigned all his real ami personal estate to
the underpinned. In trust for the benefit of the
creditors or said C. B. tVilhorn. All persons
therefore indebted to the said C. B. Cdhorn will
make payment to the said Assixnee, and thtwe
navmx claims or demands will make knows the
jna wunout delay.
L. V. COLBORN,
Feb. ' Aashfnee.
kAOA Assents Wanted to subscribe for the
tfWWW Kents' Journal, a bandsomelv bound,
?4 pare Journal, brim full of Interest to Agents.
Specimen copy sent Iree.
Feb. 13 Auksts' Jora.5 l, N, V.
NEW STOR E.
Hi
In the Excelsior Mill
Building, West End
cf Main Street,
sojiiaKsirr, im.
We bare fur sale a a full and varied stock ir;en
eral Merchandise, eonslsilna; of :
Dry Goods,
Groceries,
Hardware,
Queensware,
Stoneware
Hats and Caps,
Boots and Shoes,
Notions, and a
Large
and Full Stock ,
CLOTHING,
SALT, FISH,
WHITE LIME,
PLASTER, FEED
Flour, etc., etc. ALSO
a full line of farm Implements, among wbiclf art'
tbe
CHAMPION
MOWINO AND REAPINO MACHINES. ,k
made and warranted durable, ol I.iariit Dntlt, al
the vital parts lieina; made of VVrmiKht Iron an I
Steel, no Pot Metal machines.
The two Implements above namc'l ure our irr.-Ti
Hobbies, and upon which we lKAtl ainl
KANTKK. tme of oureuHumers
told us that II he hadtohoy
loo mowing maclilues,
he would buy
everyone
CIIAMPIOX.
The Oliver Chilled Plow
of different noinbera, lor one, two cr three horses
Warranted M Lrnam better, Kuu Ljaliter, Eii-ier
onMitnand Horsti, si ick better to stony itrouml
and turn a more regular and even Marrow tbananv
Plow la ese.
We also hare on hand ami Tor nletherolluwina
Arst-chuis
JIACJIIMJJIY,
Which we will warrant to tie Well .Made and ,.
ajood .Material, .to as rikki work aaany h It
er Machines of Hie kind ami wlil
a.k no man's m.uy until
b9 has iriven tbe ma
chine a thuruuif h tri
al ami i.i a l ift
ed with its
work.
THE EMPIRE Thre-er, Separator ani
Cleaner, It and 1 burse puwrr.
THE A. B. FARQUAHR.ehwethre.i..
er with staker attachment.
"THE BEST." The Hjrstown GniD
and Grass Seed Drill.
THE HOOSIER force feeiKirainandc.-a-t
Seed DruX
"THE BEST," The H;iiterstown. Sprin
Tooth Hay-rake.
DODD'S CENTENNIAL sell Dump.
Horse-rake.
MELLINCER'S Horse Hav-rake?.
HillMide Plow,
Cast Iron Long IMovjv,
Double Shovel CVu Plow.
Scythes, Sickles
(.'rain ('rati few.
Forks, Shovel ami all
kind of Plow Catlings.
Shear, Points dr.
..oS-'TJT'.'1" '? the Agricultural Imple
S "i,, line thtl ""rill keepln. which wewill rv
U sell at such prices as will please oureu-touicri
and aa low as they can be bad any where
Ait Km,l nf Pr.l,ift Utkea in Es
tn,me, ueh i rug, maple tuytr, but
UrauUiag, All tint of grain, beef
hide. hep and calf ttin. ami especially
teool. ofwktch ve vant 2,XH) pound, fv
trade or tah.
Mar -a.
A Desirable Kcsidenre
For Sale.
euhiva? ex,;pl l
With an orrhAiil f -Mm s.kiu - i a- . . ',. ""
A brick dwellin house with lo rooms, waib, wW
and house, well rilled. Swi. barn. earr7.
bouse, baa never l.illinar ronninir water at the
t'J2&lW- rry he.,.
-v. . uc 'i.ftittoc irim tne iuMmt
iTkrTh..",;i1! W"h '" and p?ank
olemen . i I r3 " "" ." If
t. ucioretf, antl wlil iflvt
possession uninediawty. K
j. HKIMMEL,
J. R. MECAHAN,
BUTCHER,
AND DEALER,
Wholesale and Retail,
IN
FRESH. MEATS!
All kinds, such as BEEF, FORK,
MUTTON", VEAL, LAMB,
SAUSAGE, Pudding, Bolog
na, Mince Meat, and
LARD of our own.
Rendering-.
MARKET DAYS
Tues3ay,,TMay Saturiar
Somernel, P.
Mat can tx obtained any .lay
.ltirins th week. April 11.
T ATTPC! ''nol"r;theIr own Stocking
sUstlsVisUls) "'r less than one rent per pair
. ,i.,ire ,. FtMAOB DV me
use of our "MAlUt! TISTS -i: r.,n .
change tne cdor or their lresiw!!. restore to fresh
ness and brilluorv bided Silks. .Merinos. Alpacas,
Neckties. khihon., or Impart to them new
and lovelvshades Little trouble and nominal cost
Stick of any dsirod color sent on recwipt of lo
cents. 3 different colors. J.c. Postage Stamps ac
cepted. Send Stamp fur Circulars and Simples.
K r. A K . K I CHE.UIC.tL. HIIKKS.
MCortlan i St. N. 1'ork. P. O. Box, iVn.
THE
Perfection Earth Closet.
a:r tight, loisam aid automatic.
Seat always clean aud free from dast, sndt
wo ooob can ercape.
adapted fir as- li Hospitals,
UolrUasd ranlltea. be used ia the
Heiroons wllaeut rl.laa- aa; offence.
Prices, 10, 14 and 18 Dollars..
Address, with, stamp, for circular,
HENRT H. B. ELOOMFIELD,
r. 0. Box 45!1 34 Dry St., Tew Fer
Dee. i
WAMfi
to rare a rise cf Catarrh in eacb
ik-hhorhiHHl. with nr.
meily. to Introduce It.
Kamser'i
Sample-
free. J. C. Tilton, Pittsburgh, 1'a.
Nor. a
Store
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