THESUNBURYAMERICAN,
R TCBLtSnED EVERT SATURDAY BY
EK'L "WILVERT, Proprietor,
Moult) Dlsslnirer's Building, Murkct Square
.11 SH.tVO In Advance.
It not paid within 6 Month 82.
Subm-ripUotn tahtn for Im than tix Month.
CovvroTRP with tills establishment Is an extcn
siveNEW JOB OFFICE, containing a variety of
plain and funey tvpc equal to any establishment
o tli Interior oflhe State, for which tho patron
age of the public Is respectfully soilcltod.
professional.
AX. Kit ICE,
( ATTORNEY AT LAW,
and actiso JUSTICE or the PEACE.
Next Poor to Judge Jordan's Kceldcnce, Chest
nut Street, Suiibury, Pa.
Collections uud ull legal matters promptly at
tended to.
J ERE Wl 1 AH S N Y D E R ,
ATTOKSEY AT LAW, AND
ACTIXU JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
Conveyance ng,tbc collections of claims, writings,
ami all kluds of Legal business will be. attended
to carefully and with despatch. Can be consult
ed Iu the English and Gorman language. Olliec
.'formerly oecupiel by Solomon Malick, Esq., op
posite Cilv Hotel, Sunburv, Pa.
Murchilf, 1873. ly.
C-1 a7 BOTDOKFi '
X Aitornev-at-Law,
(iEORHKTOWN.
Northumberland Co., Penna.
Can be consulted In the English atid German
languages. Collections nlteude.l to In North
umberland uud udini iing counties.
Also Agent lor the Lebanon Valley Fire Insu
rance Company. mlilS
' II. It. KNF Attorney at Law, SUN'
1 BU i!Y. PA. OlMce in Market Square,
( i Ijoluiiif I'll' ti Hca ttf W. I. Ureeii'iugh, E-q.,)
I'rol'es-io : i: Im-lucss in this anil adjoining co;'u
: ic pi i.i'.n i y i.f leiel-.l to.
Tallinn , .V, ireh 111. ISTU.-ly.
W. C. PACKER,
Attorney at Law,
Sun Vary, I'a.
V.ivembor It, 1ST-. 1 1.
!". t'!J AS. 51. JI.USTI,
PHYSiC'iAN AND SUIOiKOX,
Niniltiir.v, I'ciiu'it.
Oiliee 0:1 Front Street, next door to Haas A
Fugely.
Otliee. Hoars. Until H a :n. Fro.n l'-J to 1 p in.
Fro a 0 to li p in., and after '.t o'cioik p in.
At all other hoars wiieu not profession illy cn
.i;i'i, r:Mi be found at Drug Store, on Thir-l st.,
next to Clement llrt is-'. uug:i, 'T'.'.-t v
SSI. ISOYI'.it. Attorney a-i! Counsellor
Law. Rooms Nos. ii :i Second FI001.
.Hriglit's Hull -liiiir- SUN'llURV. PA. Pi'ofersion.i
oasi-.i.ns atten.lel to, iu I in: courts of Northum
i'-lunl an I adjoining counties. Also, in ihe
i';,vn.(:eil W-'si'iVf Courts for the Wc-tciii Dis
fiet of I'.-.iusyiv.iui.i. Claims promptly collect -I.
P.irllcjoir attention paid to rasin (a lhvtk- ;
-i-ttey. -' is I'.t-uio 1 eia b.' h.i l iu the (ier- j
man lung.l ic.'. luai-",,'7l. '
rtl. liASi:, Attorney at Law, SUN '
J lfL'HV, PA., olllee iu Si isscr's ltuiidiiig
,1 ear the Court House. Front Room up stair
i!oe the Drug Store. Collections made iu Nor- ;
. Iiumhci'lniid and adjoining iMiiuties. 1
S'inbnry. Pa., Jane K, 1 1
' ' B. OAI WAM.AIER.Market Street,
VT. SUNBURY, PA.
Dealer iu Drufjs, Medicines, Paints, Oils,
,!, Varnishes, Liquors, Tobacco, Cigars,
"oek -l Hooks, Dairies, Ve.
SI. WOI.VEKTOX, Attorney ill Law. ,
. Market Square, 8USBUUY,P.. Profession- ,
.1 '.Hisiner s in this and adjoining counties prompt- I
y attenderl to.
nit. 5IANsiKlt. Attorney at Law, SL'N7 ,
HUliY, PA. Collections attended to ill ;
I lie eoiinties of Norlliuiiibcrlaud, Union, Snyder. ,
Mont,, nr. Columbia and Lycoming. npllo-CH
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:0L01I(1 HAI.lt K,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
'liilee at his residence on Arch slr-ct, one square
north of the Court House, near the Jail, r-UV-Ht'ilY,
PA. Collections and all professional
I'lsiness promptly attended to in this and udjoin
jng counlics. CuiiMilt.itious can be had in the
i i-1 111 .1 1 1 language. .liilyU'T-lSi-'.
i. w. zii'i.i.r.u. 1.. T. noitr.tiu 11.
.ii;;i.!.t: v- i:nn:ttA m,
ATTORNEYS at law,
Olliec in llaupt's Iluildiiiir. lately occupied by
Ju l-.'e Rockefeller and L. T. Rohrbaeli, Esq.
Collections and nil professional business
pi- niptly attended to in the Courts of NoiUiuai-
iieiiaud and adjoining counties.
Dee. -J. 1VM. "
i'.jotcls aub iLlcstanrant5.
TTM ir.ll NTATEK HOTEL. W F.
U l I I'CIIKN, Proprietor. Opposite the !
x..t il M)KIN, PA. F.ieiy iitteiit'i.a mien to
r.iv -n -s. and the best uceonvijodatio-.is ;iea.
v j.i i ; r. is:;;. tf
tr v-iiii.xtvro'v
proprietor, Corn
iinrsr.. c. n e v f
truer 01 Market v ..i--o i-:
the Co'.Il t House, S'ln'mi ;. .
f ,l Js.-.o
t VLK;IIE"Y HOl'ME, A. i-::-:.t K -
V . . . V'..., LIO I Ul I l .-i; ..i Ctsaal
V'prie
I , US . dentin nil .iltliuct ,'11.' (
eighth,
PHILADELPHIA. Terms, fi
espeelfully solicits your putron-Jauii'7'-.
v.
He
v V : !AL HOTEL. AUGUSTUS
. . l.D, Proprietor, Georgetown North'. I
11 1! . i'-.., at tin- atutiou of the N. C. It. W.
Cii n- -v.nes anil cigars at the bur.
I'll-table W supplied with the best the market
il n .l-.. Good .tabling and attentive ostlers.
I l'5DII-:iN Jtl'.ttTml RAXT,
1 1 LOUIS HUMMEL, Propriiilo-
Commerce St., S1IAMOK1N, PENN'A.
Having jul refitted the above Saloon for the
- 111 . .. I ; 1 1 ij a of the public, Is upw prepared lo
rve jis filends with the best lefreshnients, and
esh Lager lieer, Ale, Porter, and all other mult
lors.
-yu-jiiiiua v,iituj
I
. S. UIIOADS. J. I'AI'KI'.II A is
r S. UIIOIDS V CO.,
IT t 11KTAII. I1KAI.KUS OF
NTH RACITE COAL, SUNUURY, PENN'A.
OrFice with Haas, Faoki.v dc Co.,
Orders left at SeasV.lt. ,V liro's., otliee Market
reef, will receive prompt utteiitlou. Country
istont resieetlullv solicited.
Feb. 4, lsTL ti".
ANTHRACITE COAL !
7ALLXTIE UIETZ, Wholesale and
' Retail dealer n evcrv varietv of
ANTHRACITE C( AL', UPPER WltART,
SUNHUltl, PENN'A.
Ah kluds of Grain taken in exchange for Coal,
ders solicited and tilled promptly. Orders left
s. i . Nevlu s Confectionery Store, on I bird
eet, will recievo prompt attention, uud money
ceiptedlor, the same as at thu olliec.
I E.XTISTItV.
GEORGE M. 11ENN,
Simpson's Jiuildiinj, Market Square,
StMiiRY, Pa.,
prepared to do all kinds of work pertaining
lo Dentistry. He keeps constantly ou baud
urge assortment of Teolb, and other Dental
len.il, from which he will bo able to select,
I niee.s tne wauls of bis customers.
Ml wui K wurrauted to give satisfaction, or else
money refunded.
'he very best Mouth Wash and Tooth-Powders
at on hand.
His references are tho numerous patrous for
om he bus worked for the last twelve years,
iuubury, April lil, Is', 2.
iOAI.1 t'OAI-fcOALIiUXN X UUoS
' shippers ud Wboltsult, uud Re.all Dcukia iu
ll'l E AND RED ASH COAL, bUNBURY, PA.
(i.own wuabf. j
of Sole Agents, w estward, at tbe celebrated
irrT'.sT Coal Jan PJ-CI
SUNBUKY
1-wtuminriocl In lslO. i
I'KKE 91 50 IX ADVANCE.
iltbi bbcrlismcnls.
'if V
NI'KIXG AND NU5I5IER (iOODN
J nut Opened
at the Store of
Heed Brother NeHUoIt,
(successors to 8. 0. Reed A Bro.)
COMPRISINa OF DUY GOODS
of every description nnd variety such us
Dresi dioodH
comprising all the novelties in fabric and sliado.
White jiod, Fnney (iootU.
Full Assortment of Xotions,
which are being sold nt the lowest Cash Prices.
Also, Giiockkiks ANb Provisions,
pure and fresh.
Queens wake, Glassware, and Wood
and Willow Ware,
Nicest Brands of Flour constantly on lmnd.
A very large
ASSORTMENT OF WALL PAPER,
both glazed and ewmmon, ulways on baud.
BOOTS AND SHOES
from the celebrated tinnd made Boot and Shoe
Manufactory of Watsontown, for
MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
HEAD Y-MAVK CLOTHING,
of all elzes and of the latest styles. j
F L O U R . .j
A constant supply of western hite wheat Hour
a speciality. I
'I'tie public are Invited lo ciill and examine our
(ioods iree. of charge. Our, motto is "Quick I
Sales and Small Prolils," nud to please all.
'1 In' highest prices will be paid for all kiuds of
country ino luce. -
! sirlet attention to business mid keeplmr at
e;l times the most complete .lock, an I selling at
t tie ii west pi ices, He hope to merit a f .11 fehnre of
patronage.
KK.t'J) '.M'.OTlir.I! A SKASHOl.TZ.
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IV.lSHIMi MAliK F.ANY!
W ant long full at last supplied hy the Improved
WASHING MACHINE
With adjustable Washers, recently added, in
creasing iu utility 50 iiereenl, invented and
patented hy 8. M. SMITH, York, Pa.
It cleans ull kinds of ( lotliiiiL' Letter aiul
i quicker than any oilier Washer. It cleans per-
'ccliy uud without injury, any article from the
' finest Lace, Curtain to the heaviest Red Clothing,
j It will clcuusc a half ri,.i.en Gentlemen' Shirts,
I uaui.v solicit, in iroin o to H linuutcs, lucluding
j the Collars and Wristbauds.
Tho tteam being coufiiied In the Washer, the
clothing while being washed Is also bleached.
I Over SuO Machines were sold In York uud Luu
1 caster Counties and over fTO.lXKl worth hi this
Stule. and Ohio, wilhiii u veur : L'ivinir suilsfue.
lion. The celebrulel Self-Adjusting EUREKA
linger is uttiieked to the uiiichine. In
fioin one to two hours a large Family' Wash
cuu be done and rinsed, with less tbun half tbo
labor required by baud.
ItiuNiug l done la thla Mwchiuc
thoroughly ku1 riltlly.
We ask no ouc to purchase without II rtl trying
it merits.
6INGLE Macuinbs, US'. With Wrlugei, f J5.
f II" Addrees all orders tq-
IR.t T; CLEMENT,
Manufacturer andKut,
8unbur, J'a,
Eunbury, April 5f, 1S7J.
HOSPITAL
Physician of this celebrated Institution, bus ;
discovered tbe most cert-alt), speedy, pleasant and !
effectual remedy In tbo world for nil
DISEASES OK IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Strictures,
Affections of Kidneys nnd Bladder, involun- I
tary Discharges, Impotency, Gcqcral Dublli- !
i.y,. Ncrvonsnese, iJyspepsy, Languor, Low j
Spirits, Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation of
the Heart, Timidity, Tremblings, Dimness
of Sight or Giddiness, Disease, of the Head,
Throat, Nose or SkljAffbctlonsof Liver, Lunes,
Stomach or Bowels these terrible Disorder
arising frmn the Solitary Habits of Youth those
secret and solitary practices more fatal to their
victims than the song of Syrens to the Mariners
of Ulysses, blighting, their most brilliant, hopes
of anticipations, rendering marriage, &c., Impos
sible. IOUNG MEN
especially, who have becomo the victims of Soli
tary Vice, that dreadful nnd destructive habit
which uunually swesps to an untimely grave
thousands of young men of the most exalted
talents and. brilliant Intellect, who might other
wise have entranced listening Senates with tho
thunders of eloquence., or waked to ecstney the
living lyre, may cull with full co.illduuce.
MARRIAGE.
Married Persons or. Young Men contemplating
nuirriuge, awurc of Physical Weaknoss, (Loss
of Procreatlve Power Impotency), Nervous Ex
citability, Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Ner
vous Debility, or any other Disqualification,
tpccdlly relieved.
He who places himself under tho care of Dr. J.
may religiously eon lido in bis honor us a gent le
mur, nud confidently rely unon bis skill as a Pbv.
sirian.
o;:r.ANic weakness.
linpoteney. Loss of Power, inrnc liatcly Cured
and full Vitsor Restored.
Tills Distressing Affection which renders Life
miserable and marriage impossible is the penalty
paid by the victims of improper indulgences.
Young persons aro too apt to commit excesses
from uot being aware of the dreadful conscqenecs
that may eusuc. Now,, who that understands
the Bubject will pretend to deny that the power
of procreation is lost sooner by those falling Into
improper habits than by tho prudent t Besides
I being deprived t lie pleasures of healthy ofl'sprluir,
the most serious ami destructive symptoms to hotb
body nnd miud arise. The system becomes de
ranged, the Physical and Mental Functions
Wcakeucd, Loss of Procreatlve Power, Nervous
Irritability, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart,
Indigistioii, Constitutional Debility, a Wasting
; ol tile rraine, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
1 Death.
I A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS,
j Persons ruined in health by unlearned prelun
' ders who keep thorn trifling iuo it It after mouth,
! faking poisonous and injurious compoun Is,
' should apply immediately.
I DR. JOHNSTON,
, Member of flic Royal College of Surgeons, I.on
I don, Graduated from on of the most eminent
, Colleges in the United States, and the creater
I part of who.ie ife has been spout iu the hospitals
j of Loudon, Pris, Philadelphia and clsewhore,
i has ellected some of the most astonishing cures
that were ever known ; many troubled wlthriug
1 iug iu the head and e.-irs when asleep, great
I nervousness, being alarmed at sudden no suds,
I bushl'uluees, with frequeut blushiug, attended
, sometimes with derangeincul of mind, were cured
; iniiiiediatelv.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
Dr. J. addresses ull tboho who have injurrd
themselves by improper indulgence and Military
habith, wliieh ruiu both body and mind, uutilting
them for either business, study, society or mar
riage. " I
Thksk are tome of tbe sad and melancholy j
etlcctj, produced by curly habits of youth, viz: !
Weakness of the Buck uud Limbs, Pulus iu tho
Unekiiiiil Head, Dimness of Sight, Loss ot Mas- !
ulur Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dysiicpsy, !
Nervous Irritability, Derangement of Dale-live I
. Functions, General Debility, fymptoms of Con- I
1 h i' 111 1 tion, ttc.
j Mkntali.t The fearful effects on the min t
I arc much to be dreaded Loss of Memory, Con- j
j fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil-
j Forebodings, Aversiou to Society, Solf-Disi rust, j
I ovc of Solitude, Timidity, Ac, are somo of the
t its pi 1 duced- i
IHOISAKIIH of persons of all iil'is can now I
j Judiie what is the cause of their declining health,
I li sing their vigor, becoming, weak, pale, nervous
. and t-muciatcd, having a singular appearance ,
I 11 bout tlie eyes, cough and symptoms of cousump- ;
lion. !
i YOUNG MEN J
1 ho havo injured themselves by n certain prac
tice ludulgcd lu wlieu nlone,
habit frequently
learned from evil companions, or at school, tho
cllects of which arc nightly felt, even when
asleep, nud If nol cured, renders niarriugc impos-
.II.U n,.,l rf.wlr,.,.. I,,lh iilln.l inul lm.lv. sl.ollld
apply iminediutoly.
! What a pity that a young man, the hope of Xis
' country, the'darling of bis parents, should be
snatched from ull prospects und enjoyments of
. life, by the consequence of deviating from the
I "7. " B;"r.":"".r:,"::
habil.
Such persons mi st before couleuiplaliu
MAKK1A4 r.,
retlecl lhat a sound mind and body are the most
necessary requisites to promote connubial happi
lies, ludced without these, tbo journey through
lifv becomes a weary pilgrimage; the prospect
hourly darkens lothe view; Ihu mind becomes
fliHilowcd with despair aud tilled with theinelaii
boly retlectiou, that tbo happinesi of unotle'r
becomes blighted wilh our own.
A CERTAIN DISEASE.
. Win n the misguided und imprudent votary of
j pleasure finds tbat he has imbibed tha see Is of
! Ibis painful disease, il too often happens that an
I ill-timed sense of sbamo, or dread at discovery,
I deters him fioiu applying to those who, from
' education und respectability, cuu ulono befriend
liiio HpI,ivIi, till llie ei.nslinil on.tl svninlnnis ol
ibis horrid disease make their annearauec. such
is ulcerated tore throat, diseased uose, uoctural
1 pains iu the beud uud limbs, dimness of sight,
j deafness, nodes 011 the shlu bones and arms,
blotches ou the head, face and extremities, pro
; gresbing with frightful rapidity, till at lust the
I pululc of the month or Ihe bones of the uose fall
in, and the vieiini of this awful disease becomes
a horrid object of commiseration, till death puis
, a period to his dreadful suffering, by sending
; him lo " that Undiscovered Couutry from w hence
I no traveller returus."
! It is a melancholy fact that thousands DIE
, victims lo this terrible disease, through falling
. into the bands of Ignorant or unskillful PRE-
TENDERS, who, by the use of that deadly Pol
, sou, Mercury ,.Vc, destroy the constitution, uud
! incapable of curlug, keep tbe unhappy sullen r
month ufter mom Ii tuLiiur tbeir nokloud or in.
I Jurious
cuinpoiiuds, aqd iuslead of being restored
..- i i.ir.. v i.,nr..,rf ii,.,ni,,Z, i a,.,.
to a reue
; pair leais him with ruined Health lo sigh over
! ; his galling disappointment. ,. .
To such, therefore. Dr. Jounston pledges him-
v" -.'s- .s. - ,11 7 . ' ,
HAI.T15IORE LOCK
JR. JOHNSTON,
self to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, aud w hal separated us, you'll excuse me, but
: from hi extensive practice and observation, in ; ,le.0 tlll, handkercfiief came into reiiuisi
$1 iTl! ti'u '"1 Bangs' voice fail.-d him com-
1111, tuuiivti) iia, nuiji.iiii, i t.u.v, , wm.uvi,i,i.i
.....I ..lu..u a...... U anl.l...l tt ntr.ip Om i.n,l ..a,--
! lain, soerdv and effectual remedy iu tbo world
I for ull disease of imprudence.
in;. juii.-sii..
OFFiCE, NO. 7. S. FREDERICK 8TRF.ET.
DALTIMOKIt, M. D.
Left baud side going from Baltimore street, slew
doors from the corner. Full uot to observe name
und number.
5-J No letters received unless postpaid and
containing a stamp lo be used ou thu reply. Per
sons w riting should stale age, aud soul u portion
of advirtiaeiueul describing symptoms.
There are o inuuy Pallry, Designing and
Worthies Impusler advertising thoiusulve as
Physicians, tritliug wilh uud ruiulug the Lealib
of all who uufortuualely lull iulo their power,
that Dr. Joluuiou deems ll ucccsury 10 say es
pecially 10 those unacquainted w ilh hi reuuia
tion thai his Credeulial or Diplomas ulwaj.
hang ill bis olliee.
ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS.
Tho luauy thuusuuds cured ut this Establish
ment, year ufter your, aud the uuuierou im
porluul Surgical Oporaliou ierformed by Dr.
Johustou, w ituessed by tho representatives of U10
press uud uuuy other pupers, notices of which
have apiHuued aguiu aud sgaio before the public,
beside hi stundlug a s geuUcmsn of charaiter
aud ret pousibillty, is a suiHclent guarantee lo t'..o
ftlicled. bhiu dlscatet speedily cured
Maiuh 1, wa.-ly
Is
SUNBURY, PA.. FRIDAY MORNING, OCTOrER 17, 1873.
OCTOBER.
There comes 11 month in the weary year
A month of leisure and healthful rest 1
Wbeii-tbt ripe leaves full and the ulr is clear ;
October the brown, the erlsp, the bUt.
My life bus little enough of Viiss ;
I limit the days of the odd eleven,
Counting the time lh.it shall lead to this
The month th it shall l.ud to the hunter's hea
ven. And oh ! for the linn uinu's crisp and white.
With the sweep of I tie hounds upon tin-track (
The bai li lonfed cabin, the camp-lire's Unlit,
The break of the deer and the rifles cluck.
Do you rail this trilling I I tell you, fiiend,
A life iu the forest la pust nil praise,
Give me a dozen such months of life
You may take the balance of years and days.
-
For brick and mortar filth and crime,
And pulse of evil that throbs uud dents ;
And men grow withered In-fore their prime,
With the curse paved Iu on the lanes and
streets j
And lungs are choked, and shoulders are bowed
In the smothering rock ol 11 ill and mine ;
And Death stalks in or the strugelini; crowd,
But he slums the shadow of oak and pine.
j And of all lo which the memory cllntr",
j There is nought so sweet, as the sunny spots
I Wheie our shanties stood by the crystal springs,
j The vanished hounds, unJ the lucky shots,
j V'Vom th AliHiie.
, 11 11
Suits
1 1 Y ltA.S HATED IXXiS.
'( ii t nut !'
'IVitigs. tliut is inv dog !'
'Wn. I know il. Get, ynti brute !'
lie h 1 1 it-il ut him uii ii'nti paper weight
My fiicc lltisliiiil. 'Hangs.' s.iiil I
And
Vx-
cusi! uii', but I'vii an nlli rtion luf thai dog.'
'Excuse ini', Pills, but I've 1111 antipathy
imuinsl all dugs, (if f mil, vnti vermin !'
and ho give my pi t Lluck and tan 11 vici- ,
oils, kick, lli.il wilt liim IpAiliiig intu the ;
corridor. liiiMgs; siml 1I10 door and put i
tlie key in his pocket.
1 wish, Pi1!h, flic next litni! you coino to :
my olliec you would leave that lirule be.- i
liind. I've 11 m-ifl uiitaiinfoiiabli! antipit- !
my a;;iiiisl nil i-antut'S, aiul
Bangs might have said mure, but the
I look of my faee must have convinced lmu
Unit I whs seriously angry.
I '.Suppose wu let this pass,' he said. 'I
j was wrong, I'll admit; 1 ought not to have
1 kicked your pup, but you dnn't know how
I hate 'em, big and little. Sit down. Pills,
and let me tell you something thai hereto
fore lias been a secret with me, a secret
hidden irmn Ihe ritze of the cold, unsyni
palhi.ing world. 1 ti l l that now some ex
planation is proper for me to make, iu
hopes that it may prevent u misunderstand
ing between two such linn friends as wo
huve, been in the past, and I hope will be
in the future.'
I sat down in the chair Bangs pointed to,
and said, 'go on.'
'I don't know,' continued Bangs, 'that I
ever hii.il any jiai tieular dislike todogi, pre
vious to the circumstance which I am
about to relate. J)u you remember the
spring I took a trip to the country V
'Very well,' I replied.
'Thai was some six years ago. I had
ciiiilined myself very closely to business
ever since my admittance to the bar, and I
t luugbt a uioutli in the eouiilry would
freshen nie.up cousadoialiiv.'
"U did not seem lo, if 1 remember rightly,'
I said.
'You'll not worsR'r at it. Pills, when I
le'.l you about ihe fads. 1 went down lo
ll little seaside resort, culled San Marino
ever been ila.ro
'Never.' v
'Well, it's a very queer sort of a place.
There is a line stream of water courses
j do.vu from the uiouiiiuins and empties into
the sea :iln nit hall a mile from the town
although i hero is nu town there, oti'.v a
liol.. i...t..l ) i.l.. .a :. i. . . ..i mm. .
"ll,v- Ol.ll aislll a II s B IP . I. I lie
;-t''l empties into the sea in winter, dur-
i"! theieavv rains, but in summer time
; the surl bunks, up the mouth wilh sand and
j forms quite a lake or lannu. "J.a-'una a
l'u, jtus' j8 the Spanish name. The pro-
I'netor of the lintel had a few lillle sail
boats fitted up ; they were iu cotihtanl use
by the guests. Game is plenty iu the hills
mil about there, dec rami quails ; Ihe creek
is full of sir ckleil trotil ; tlie hotel is nisi
j far enough frmn tin- sea to render the eli
! in. Uo delightful. The San M.iriim House
j was filled to its utmost capacity thai u a
' son. It was a curious kind of a crowd
J gathered there. Cily sportsmen, with
dogs, guns, lishing laekle, etc. , superau
i iiualed old women, ami lor I in; U uciil of
! the sea breeze, young bo;, s f.-urteen or lit
, teen years of age, making '.heir lirst trip
! iroui nome alone - two or tluee grass wi
' ' " ' i 11 n; iinin null'
dow
i.... i'.. i i
! dort u lllu lil' " 'tis velocipede-anil
1 three or four young ladies and a doi.en Iris- I
ky school girls. On the, whole, il was as
' jolly a crew as ever gathered together. I
! Wilh h iis.;b.ick tiding, boating, lishing :
i and hunting, the time passed rapidly'
enough. I said Ihcrei were lliree or lour !
; young ladies, bul. so I ir as 1 was concern- !
cd. there was tm I y one - Miss Tuotic Tusby
! excuse me. Pills, bill 1 cannot speak
1 that name w ith nit em ui 111.' and li.ii'gs !
drew forth his bandUerehi. f and wiped his !
; eyes vigorously. j
I 'I cannot describe all her charms ; but, '
! Pills, if ever there was an angel iu this
' world she was one. 1 devoted myself to !
I li. r 1', ll... 1 U'l,.,,. M 'i'....,; 1.. i
1 ,i , :, 1 . , 'n 11. o, 1 . . 1 i
1 1 rode ; il she walked I walked ; when she !
went Hsiiing. liangs went lisliuig. it she
, sailed upon the lake. Bangs was there also.
I Pills, I loved that girl and when I think
i .
; PIClCIl
! 'Did you piopose 1" I asked.
'No, Pills, uo. Ah ! If I ouly had ; if I
only had V
What prevented ?'
'Well, nolhing but my own folly. I was :
faint hearted wheu it came to that. I had 1
it in my mouth a dozen time and my
tongue tailed me. There was number fei- I
' lo there, who made) me terribly jealous.
She didn't show liim any particular favors, I
bat lhat he was a gre il inliuirer of her uny '
one could see, uud I really wasn't certain j
in my miud wliieh one she pielerred. She 1
might, iu lime, have shown mnuu prefer- ;
; ence, aud my doulit benu dispelled liud il ,
, not heeu fur tho allUir that happeued w hich
j blighted ull my lulure hie.'
) 'Bad as that 'i" I u.-.ked. j
'Pills, you never wau in-love : vou never i
, iosi iuo olio jieavcn assigned you
i don't know ujiy thing ut nil about it.'
-J'OU
1 nut's 1: ; go on.
i'liero was ti rurty p.t the San Marino
II , 1 - ' .
Hotel lust evening, a soiree or sometime'
like that they culled it. They sent up to
tho city for music, aud went iu fur it gay
time. I v.ts counted cat fcoiucwhal, for
you know I don't dance. The other fel
low did. Mom than that, he danced with
Tootiu all the time. Pills, you don't know
anything about il at nil ; you never had
the girl you love dancing with your rival
all the evening right before youreyes, while
you sit in the corner like a knot i.n a log
seo him iu the drills, when all the rest of
tho couples take each other's hand and pro
menade ; see that fellow just put his arm l
nround that gnl nud en waltzing or polka
inj all around the room, every time right
in front of you, and that cussed fellow
treading on your corns every chance he
can get you don't know any tiling uboul
it.'
I admitted my ignorance.
Well, I couldn't stand il ; il was too
n uch. I rushed out and started for the
sea. I don't know as 1 had any intention
of suicide, but I was in a desperate mood.
Tho path to the beech lay alongside of the
lagoon, and by tho time I had ?one a hun
dred yards I changed my mind and thought
I would'nt go to the beach, but would lake,
a swim in the lake. That is all Ihe accom
plishment 1 possess, and one. can't show
that oil' before Ihe ladies, you know not in
the same way you can ilancini:. I disrob
ed under the branches of a huge alder tree,
or sycamore or some such tree, and struck
out for the other side of tlie lake. Tlie
moon was shining brightly and the water
was delightful. I grew cool, and soon was
elijoyino, to the utmost, the luxury of the
situation. I almost forgot Miss Tusliy and
i her admirer. Having crossed to the oppo
I site, 1 swam into the dark shadows of the
alders until I camu to the beach. Then 1
j noticed the moou was getting low. I must
j return before I was missed at the parly.
After a short rest I plunged iu again, and
j struck out for the place where I had left
! my clothes. I could liud it easy by the !
j large tree growing there, and Pills, 1 tell j
! you. (he situation of things about that time j
1 was precarious.' 1
! 'How's that y I
! 'I couldn't lind my clothes ! Gone, sir,
' every article except my plug hat. I rush
I ed around among the brush and nettlesiind j
poison oak, like a setter after a quail. Je- !
rusaletn ! Whew '. 1 tell you 1 got a dose '
that lasted me for a month. Not a rag of 1
! clothing could I find. I happened to look i
up the pathito the hotel. What do you .'
; think Isaw?" A cursed gray hound that j
belonged to my rival, wilh my while vest, j
; tossing it upon his nose, and dragging it .
I about amongst the dirt anil tan weeds as
' though it had been an old dish cloth. The
. situation llashed upon mc in an instant.
I The dog had stolen my clothes in sport,
und tin re I was there in "the night air, and
I no possible show of gelling in thu house
j without discovery. Phasant, wasn't it V
j 'Volt don't know anything; at all about
! it, sir. That was nolhing to what follow
i oil.- .lust us I was wondering how iu the.
I dickens 1 was to get out of the scrape. I
j looked up toward the hotel and saw some
thing thai fairly made my blood freeze iu
; inv veins. I saw three persons coming
j down ihe path. 1 at once recouized them
as my rival, Wiikius, Miss Tootio and auo
! ther young lady. They met thy dog when
I about half way between the lake ami hotel,
i I saw by their actions that the discovery of
I the vest iiad alarmed them. They till came
. hurriedly down the path to the very spot
' where I stood. Pills, that was a situation
! 1 never hope lo be placed in again."
i Tudoubtedlv ! Did you t.tkj to va
; ler ':"
'I dared not do il, but it would have been
i belter if 1 had. 1 had been in the water
' too long already. 1 was iu an awful shiv
! fi' gouse llesh all over. There wasn't
j lime lo deliberate long. My first thought
; was lo spring up into a tree, and 1 did so.
j They came rushing down to the water's
j edge, under the tree just beneath inc. They
were iliseussuig tlie prouaoiaty of iny neing
drowned.
I roosted there ori a limb shiveiiag like
sin, nothing on but my jilii.,' hat,
you
know.
'By and by they begun to talk about go
ing back to the hold and giving ihe alarm.
I could hear one of the young ladies weep
ing ; but hang me il 1 could tell wliieh one.
L, was anxious to know, of course, for if It
was Miss Toolie, the fact would be sigmli
cent. at least, lu my anxiety to discover
which was weeping, I eiept noiselessly out
a lew feel tart lit r mi l lie mini, i inn not
feel farther oil ihe limb. 1 did
stop lo consider that tbe sveninore was a
very brittle Iree. Mielehiiig my neck lo
the utmost, 1 peered down through the
leaves, and crush !'
Tlie limb broke "
Yes, sir; and 1 bunni invfclf .stretching
out in lull length on the sand, right iu ihe
midst ot them. O, J upiti r Amnion ! Pills,
you don't know auvlliiog n'miii il ! 1
prayed for an earthquake lu open the
ground and swallow uu- 11,1 ; bul it ilid'ut.
'The girls looked at me in astonishment
a moment, and there was a liviiieinluus
fluttering of white dressis as they ran back
to the hotel. Wiikius burst out iu a roar
of laughter and ke t il up until I sprang lip
aud cnlland him. I told him if I.e valued
his lite tog 1 lo the hotel ami bring my valise,
w hich contained a extra sail of clothes.
I made him promise lo keep mil. 11, too, un
til 1 was clear of the place. He was glad
lo do that, for he fell that he'd have Ihe
whole lield to himself. He brought the
valise as he promised, and I walked 1 ighl
miles to tbe next hotel., The next 'lay I
look Ihe stage for thu cily. Miss Tusby
married Wiikius, uud I have never seen
her since that fatal night ?'
'Ami therefore you hate dogs ?'
'Atul who wouldn't V 1 1" it. hadn't been
for that dog, 1 in vef should have met wilh
lhat accident. I might have won Miss
Tusby, I might, have been the lather of a
large and Nourishing; family, instead of a
misanthropic bachelor. I might '
Hero Hangs was interrupted by some
one rapping nt the olllee door. He unlock
ed it, and ushered ill a disconsolate looking
fellow, who, 01. seeing me, inlimali da wish
to consult him piivatcly. Bangs' private
oHicti is separated from his reception room
by sliding doors, us he thought, but it hap
pened that the track which hu ran 011 was
out ol order, and the doors slid open about
three inches, l.'navoidubly I listened to
the whole conversation.
'You ure lawyer Bangs, aro you not ?'
said the stranger.
Yes, sir. Can I do anything for your V
'I think s i. 1 am unhappy in my in li nage
relations. '
Ah ! that's bad. Tui.ikiug or u di
vorce V"
Yea, sir.'
'Ah ! Pethapsit is best where twocrniuot
live together happily. Personally, I have
alwajs thought the marriage statu the only
happy one for a mail in tho world.'
Are you married, sir t'
. . . .-1. . 1 1 .. ,...'
i possibly, had il uiitUn;n forttu uuforluuatc
on, 110, sir ; ih, sir , nngin iiavuuevii,
1 ' - - .- -. ,
!ie.-i.l..il 1 oiii-h 1
j 'Vou ought to thiuk yourself lucky, tir,'
: interrupted the stranger. , '
lVrhaps 9U- But Icl us attend to your
Xfw Merle. ol. S. Xo. 2W
1I Nvricn, Vol. .IS, Xo. 4.
business, On what ground do you intend
to proceed V' .
'Incoinpatihilil v of temper, first.'
'Anything else V
'Yes, sir ; deceptions. Sho claimed to
be a maiden lady.'
Wasn't she 'f
'She had been married three times, and
was the mother af three children.'
'Can't agree, eh ?'
'Nd, sir ; could ns soon ngren w ith tho
devil.'
'That is bad. '
'Her reputation, I know, is not good.
She is nothing but an adventuress.'
'Lut I);).- get this tiling iu shape. I w ill
take down your statements.' And imme
diately I coi'.li! hear Bangs scratching nwuy
wilh his. pen.
'Your name V1
'John lladger.'
'Wife's name V , .
'Susan Badger.'
'Name when you married
'Susan Tinkhutn. Tinkhatn committed
suicide six mouths after marriage.'
'Name before she married. Tiiiklcwn V
'Plunkif. l'lulikel ran nwuy and lefl
her, and she got.it ilivoice frmn iiiin.'
'Ah, ah ! She's one of 'cm. isn't she ?
What was her name before she married
Plunket ? -.
'Wilkins. He lived with her ubout a
year, when he got a divorce.' '
'Wilkins; the name sounds li't'iliar. Do
you know her name before she married
him 'f'
'Yes. sir. It was Tusby Susan Tusby,
or Tootiu Tusby. us she was ca led.'
There was a dull thud on the lluir, a cry
of dismay from tlie siranger, and I, throw
ing open the door, rushed in.
Bangs had fainted. . .
&l;st.dl;mt.0iu
Bnuiin's Diskask ok Tin: Kidnkys.
Day by day some, well-known pi rsonage
drops oil' from the scenes of life by this in- i
exorable disease. lis peculiarities are not
I so well known us Ihey should be. The kid-
neys are very important organs of the bo
: dy, and were intended by nature to be kept ,
! abundantly warm. Hence in health they
are enveloped iu a case of fat, so as scarce- :
! ly lo be seen, ns may lie noted any day in ;
la butcher's shop. "If chilled, the blood,
I ceases to circulate; it congests; becomes!
so impacted in the little blood-vessels that ',
, il looses ils albumen. . The ulbuineu is thu t
i life, the very life, !l:c-support of the body, I
; to give it ilsMrciigj'i mrl llesh ; but when
jit is passed oil' through the bladder il is
lost, and the man dwindles away to u skel- :
I oton; the congestion continuing, iu some i
cases the blood itself follows, and death is
I inevitable ; hence it is especially impor
i t an L in I lie old lhat the back should be '
; comfortably warm. Between the shoulder-
blades behind the lungs are attached lothe
I body, ami nt i.o oilier, point. All know :
j how soon a wind on the back will give a
, cold. A very few minutes silting Willi the '
j back to a closed window will causa chilli- I
j ness, even iu the summer time, because !
; there is a draught ofair through the joint- :
ings ; hence the space between the shoul-del-bladis
should be especially protected
iu cold weather either by a strip of
buckskin or of stout woollen flannel, attach- .
ed to ihe garment ordinarily worn next to
, the skin in the day time. But for nil over
; lifly, for the frail and feeble, a betfer plan '
! is lo wear next to the skin, both drawers
and shirt made of very thick UnUled or ,
netted material, and made to lit about ,'U
close as an ordinary stocking ; the action of
such ,i garment is to letaiti the heat-of the '
body, us well as to protect il IVein external ,
cold. It has. two olher iidva:itages ; il is 1
' open enough to allow Iheinaiiations oflhe !
j body lo escape from it, while the actual :
' dampness of perspiration is conveyed from '
i the inner to ihe outer surface. As a mat-
ter of mere experiment, any intelligent
i reader might tty such inner garments for a
single winter, nun lie governed by tun re
sult for the tuuire, pulling them on nboi.t
the first of December, and not lo be remov
ed until June.
Tin: Girl Just Married. Can she
make bread V is the chorus. .',) iifcoiirso
j h. can't. 'Well, our grail mot hers made
invjui. What of it? Thev didn't live
with a steam bakerv round the
a steam bakerv round the cornel
Nobody asks if Piydrick can saw wood or
mow. 111s graillaliier did both : bul 10-
let is sure ! red rick would station himself
I Wl
ots a.e uneciiv llliuei llie Clillliesuue.
i and his head would be the lirst wood choo
1 pud. lie might, indeed, sally for'.h some
i summer morp.it.g. gaily swinging his scythe;
: but. In fine night, lie would surely be
brought home, like sonic popular actor, 'in
: two parts.' However, she loels tha- she
can love Frederick even if he does dill'er iu
some lispcels from his reveled aiieestois.
j 'Can she knit j" cries llie chums. No.
'Well, our grand uiofhej'- knitted all Ihe
, slocking:; fur the families,' Vl.c absurdity
' nf thinking that l'redei iek. who cannot
! endure a dull) iu this line hose, would Wear
j those coarse, clumsy, ribbed-yarn sluckijigs,
even it she could make lliein. Cleaily, ihe
! woman of to-day is good enough fur the
I man of to day : but, sei ing that some wn
! lets are so inl.i '. u 1 U ,1 with their grand-
mothers' was aud winds, i!i.ips lli.it
' apparently Useless and iibsiiid cannon, that
a man shall not .11.11 ry his grandmother, is
. not so until cess ay af.er a! .
Aimer Bi dding. We are now passing
through tin; proper season tnr budding mosi :
trees, remarks Josiah Houpes. of Chester i
I county, P.t ; peaches especially are gruw
j iug Iiixui laiill v. and a laid m iwo inserled
I ai. this time will iu two or three years give
: a buiinteuus re. ill 11. ll is very easy to go
; to a uuiserv and purchase a lew young trees
' in spring, but il is mil quite so easy to pro- 1
I cure large ones of a hearing age. There- !
' fore w hen llu re are any old pear, or even 1
peach trees diluting around our dwellings,
il is but a lew iniiiuics' work lu put in a :
, fe.v buds of smile excellent kind and llills
S insure a crup that will be rciiniuciuCve iu '
time to cuine. Bv the way. the quickest,
; easiisl am! surest uielhod, when ihe bark 1
I separates easily In. 111 the s.ion, is lo cut !
! beneath the bud, hall way through the I
I scion, commencing half an hum below the !
I hud and eliding the same distance above,
I At the latter point merely run iho kni1
1 nround (lie bark and I wist the bud oil', leiiv- j
I iug us 11 matter tl cuut'su all the wood atllicr- I
. iug to tho stick. Tliesi) in iho case of!
' pcachc rarely fail under thu worst ol treat- I
i incut, uud in fuel so sure has the otieralioii 1
mw become- thul the large propagators use
U' method 111 pivlcreiice to all others,
I , r
Josh Hillings s iy : "Most men concede
i that it looks foollsji to see a boy draggint
..... '. i .1 1. in . 1. ..1 . t . 1 I
11 ueavy i.ieu up 11111 iui uiu Heeling' picd-
1 suiu ol riding down again.
H11I. it uiwtenva
. - n f- -
to mo thai boV I3 a s lee bv the : i.ln nr .1
young man .who works hard ull the week.
I und drinks up r.l! his wages 011 Satuidsy
night.
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Blue and violet llowers ')Xpn$ed to thu
smoke of ?. cigar or to iiiiiinniiiaeal fumes
luru green ; carinine-reil llowers color from
yrecn lo black, uud while, llowers .yellow.
One-half pouud of borax will drive thu
cockroaches out of any house. A largn
, bauolul of Ihe powder to ten giillons; of
j water will ell'ect a great saving of (illy per
cent, in soap. It is an excellent dentiiliop,
i nnd Ihu best inatei ial for cleansing thu
ealp. '
; Constipation of ihe i bowels may be p.c
! vented by drinking a tumbler full oi cold
water on rising in the morning'.
i Some rats were poisoned in Alabama,
and some hogs ale the dead rats ; some
! dogs ale the dead hogs, nnd some chiekeno
I ate Ihe dead dogs, nud all the chickens died
; but one, which was eaten by a man, w ho
j was inaiii! sick but got well again. It is
1 Mngolai tiufurtuimte lor Hid cause of
j .ic;eiice luat the man didn't die, and lhat
j there were no cannibals there to eat him
; and show how far this poisoning business
I is capable of going before it natur..lly rut;.;
itself into Hie ground.
jumoroiis !
.MuMng Thing's Hiliii'.
Many years ago, a negro clergyman, very
light-colored came north for tiie purpose
of collecting money to build an African
Baptist Church iu one of Ihe .Southern.
States. The people did not come down
very heavily, unit sonic one, knowing old
Mr. B's dislike to everything Africau, sent
the applicant to him. B., not suspecting
his race, relieved him graciously .and ask
ed : .
'What kind of a church are you going, to
put up'" "
"Baptist."
"How much money do yuii want to
ruie. V"
"Five thousand dollars."
"Is that enough ?"
"Vis."
B., sat down at his desk, took out his
cheek book, tilled it out for the entire sum
and the colored brother thought he had
struck oil sure.
"One thing,'' said B., "J want to UU
derslaud before I sigu iny name,"
"Certainly, anything."
"The Baptist put ihe new fellers under
wafer, don't they'"
"Entirely, ihnt ia ot'.f style." ,-i
"W ell. I want you to ugree to have tin;
water biliu' hot, and cii crcry darned
dai'knj lo dtatli tliut yncs in .'"
Jack's Bihdk. A seafaring man, wild
was recently married gives the following
description of the bride and her apparel,
which we think will put some ol the "socie
ty" papers lo the bltifch :
. "My wife is just as handsome a craft, as.
"ver lull, the nnllinei'V dry dock:!, in clipper
built, find with a figure bead not oflcuseei:
on small craft. I ler length of keel is livu
inches, over ull five feet eleven inches. dis
places twenty seven cubic feet of air. of ligh!,
draught, which adds to her speed in a ball
room ; full in the waist, spars trim. At
the lime we were' spliced she was newly rig
ged fore and ufi with standing: rigging; of
lace and llowers, mainsail part silk with
forestaysail of Valenciennes. Her fiame,
was of the best steel, covered with silkf
wilh whalebone stancheons. The rigging
ia intended fur fair weather cruising. Shu
has also a set. of storm sails fur rough
weather, and is rigging out 11 small set of
of canvas for light squalls, which are liable
to occur iu this latitude; sooner or later. I
am told iu running dov n the street before
the wind she auswerj the helm beautifully,
aud can turn around in her own length if p.
handsomer craft passes by."
Unaffected Piety. When Chubb's
wile died we culled in to mourn wilh liim,
and. if possible, to cons le him iu his af
fliction. The oltl ninu sat in the rockiti;;
chair, with his eyes closed, chew ing a tooth
pick imd rocking lo and fro as he uppa
rtmlly iniijed over the years thai had sped
; so happily with bio lute partner. We geiii,
; ly approached the subject of Mis. Chubb's
: departure. We assured hitn thai we syni-
pa'.hized wilh him in his deep Hllliclioli,
' and Hie more sincerely because we kl:ev,'
the cstimab'c qualities of his wife, ami
! were familiar with the v'utues with which
! she adorned her hoini . 'She was, iudrVd.V
! we said, "an excellent woman ; a. remr.rka-
ble woman ; 11 woman of sterling qualities
H, f miallected piety. Chubbs slopped
I roi-L-im, iiiw look.., I 111 us lliiiill litll v. ! 11-
atleeted piety V lut exclaimed, unall'eile4
piety if Thiil's just il. That is just what's
the matter. I tell you, Adder,' he said,
bringing his band down emphatically on,
ihe arm of ihe chair, 'llie way that there'
woman could roast 11 sugar-cured ban:
would biing tears lo I Id: eyes of a graven
image. ' Then we Jw'ciil ot'.t -and Jeft .
hiuA alone with bis sorrow.' There arm
son") kinds of grief thai are loo iivjred to
he lightly intruded upon.
At a hotel. 11 short time since, a girl in
quired of a gentleman at the table if his
cup was out. "No," said he but uiy collee
it."
The poor girl Went nway considerably
ctmfuskd, but dc'.'.'riiiined to pay him back
in his (. 11 com. While at dinner, iho
bla.e ijrove ir.i, aud several coining in. tho 1
gentlemen asketl. "Does Ihe stage. dine
bere'r"' "No, sir," replied the girl, in u
sarcastic tune, "but the passengers do."
A Humorous Pk ki'dlkici'.-(tiliecr
Paul is detailed to duly 111 llie sanitary,
squad, under Captain Yule, and is a very
etht.ieiit ollieer ; but lasl nighl a joku wr.w
perpetrated on him which hu will not hear
1 ihe last of for some time ; .
l.:tst night, in going to his dinner, tha
ollieer, not wishing lo get wet. jumped 011
! a Bieecker street car, and, ln-fore ho hud
ridden far, one oflhe piuscngers called yut,
thai he had lust Inn watch.
Ollieer Paul imiuialtalely licgnn to search
for Ihe missing wiil' h, and ihe owner sunn
lefl the ear. V bile the ollieer was still look
ing for the thief ur the watch, uue of llnj
passengers called to liiui. and said :
'Why. there is Ihe watch, now !" point
ing to the tail of the ullleer's coal, and sure,
enough, there was the watch banging li;
one of the bulimia 011 the back of his cou.
The ihief, lei doubt, fearing thai he might
, be arrested uud the rloleu pl'oK ily lonil
! in his possessi'in, resolved to play ihu otD
cer a trick. Tha nsme on tbe watc'i is
i - P. A
Allisot'., !cw York city." -Via'
York 1.
t.
Cramp Cot.ic It is stud that two pills
of gum camphor i-wcllowed w ill "ive relief
iu twenty niitiuU n. . . ,
' You oughi lo let iuo pnos hero freu of
charge, considering ihe laihes-okiit nature
- 1 uf 111 tf iirfift'SHhiTi." sabl 11 iilivsii-iiiii i, ti
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I toll esle keener. "Nut so." wits tlie rt-ule
! "you scud ton ntr.ny 'dead heads' through
! heru now." Thu doctor didu't stoji lu in'-
' guc tln (Miint.