ADVERTISING SCHEDULE lOLlncs, ornbciil 100 Words, nkcn. Square THE SUNBURY AMERICAN. 13 rUBWtfnED KVKRT SATVIIDAY BT 1 8q 9 ft V. tin,' 4 Bq l4Yo Wnol 1 cot One wet k 1.00 .(0 2.50 . ' r,.00 ' t.00 1 5.1M Two weeks 1.60 3.00 8.50 4.00 B.fHi 1 1 .(W rt.Wl Yilooro A Wsslnjrisr's BnildlnR, Market BanareVJ At 91.50 In AdvAiice. 11 not pnlrt within S Month 2. AVcscrtiMotu on .for I'M -Vbntt. Cos-vfcc'ri tvlththhi establishment U no extcn VveNEW JOB OFFICE, containing Tftrlnty of plain and funny tvpe equal to any establishment n the Interior of the State, for which thepatro age of the public la respectfully solicited. Three ' Four " Flvo " Six T mo' Thrwi " 8i Nine ' One Tear .a.00 3.00 4..V d.!H 4.W;- 6.50 iStt B.W B.ral 8.00 .; ?.5o: a.ai 7.ro: .r0' 6.00 t.00 18.00 S0.UU (1.00 10.0ul5.ti2i.5() 6 7.00 la.WlT.OOS.-i.OU 8.00' 1 3.00 18.0o:7.f.O 9.00 15.00--,0.00,).O0 .: 8.0V 9.50 10.0U UO.OO -J5.00 40 t)t S.on: u.tiO'll.Ou ia.OO'S8.0O,:ir:.O0.r)O.0il i.00 10.011 1 H.OO 15.00 .w5.00 45.00 T8.1HI s.oo la.oo 15.00 ;-jo.oo; 10.00 00.00; 1 1 on XfetatollMhect in 184a.' I PRICE 91 50 lit ADVANCE. ) SUNBURY, PA., SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 3, 1872, ) Mew Series, Vol. 4, .o. IS. ' Old Series), Vol.S,Ko. BO. s 1D TTT) V Y fl n H I I h 1 JL KJ JL. oftssioiml. LII. KANE, Attorney at Law, 'BON- BURT, PA., oOlco In Mssscr's Building, Hiear the Court House. Front Room np stnirs above the Drng Btore. Colloctlone made la Nor thumberland oud adjoining countlee. Sunbnry, Pa., June 8, 1873. T. II. II. K4SE, A TTORNET, COUNSELLOR, &o. Office In JLV. the Clement Buildings, second floor. En trance on Market street, Sunbury, Pa. Bunbviry, March 16, 1872.-ly. o n. HOVER, Attorney at Law. No. ICJ 2 and 3, Second 2 and 3, Second Floor Bright' Building, Bunbury, P;i. Professional business attendod to.ln tticconrU of Northumberland and adjoining 'counties. Clnhns oromptly collected. Consulta tion can bo hnd In the German language. March 33th, 1871. If. . BUNBURY. PA. Dealers In Drugs, Medicines, Paluts, Oils, Oluss, Varnishes, Liquors, Tobacco, Cigars, Pocket Books, Dulrles, Ac. CJ WOLVKRTOW, Attorney at Law. O Market Square, SUNBURr.PA. Profession nl business in tlys uud adjoining counties prompt .y attended to. A. ltEIMEXSXYIEK, Attorney ut Law, SUNUUltV, PA. All business t-ir-t rusted to his care attended to promptly and with diligence. apl'i?-87 Hit. WASSElt, Attorney at Law, SUN'- BURY, PA. Collections attended to Hi the counties of Northumberland, Union, Snyder, .Montour. Columbia and Lycoming. !110-W A X. 11 K ICE, Attorney at Law. Snh'hUry, Pa. Olllce In Masonic Hall Building. Colkctlons of claims, writings, and nil kind nf lesul business attended to cHrefully and with dispatch. j April 8, 1871. ly. o. w. ziFot.r.u. L. T. nouniucii. ZH.GI.KK A' ROIIKKACII, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, j Oiilce I" n;:;j.i' Building, lately occupied by ' Judge Koi-kelY-llcr an! L- T. llohrliaeh, K.q. Collei ".Ions nn-l !J professional ltiines ! yr inptiy u'ttciidcd to In the Court of Xorlluini- ; i. '-l;tn I and adjoining counties. Th-c I fejstds aub ilcstannutts. , 1 , I ,1 . HEX V II O V M E," " aT BKOC, ! X V. Proprietor, No. SlU and M4 Market Street. uhow eighth, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, . a , pT dny. Ho rospeeltiilly solicit your patron i.tfe. ' -Junfi'T-. itVEIil.V'H "llOTEiT, JdM'AH P.VERLY, Proprietor, Lower Muha iniv towmhlp, Northuniberland county. Pa., mi til? road leading from Georgetown to Union it. i-n. Smith Inn. Tievoiton Pottsville, !cc. Tlie choicest Llnuors mid fiegars at the bar. The tallies me provided with the best of the sea- j ! :.!. St-ibilng large and well suited for drovers, , v)t li 2nd ottlc-r. ! r.vert l iuniion paid to make giifta comfoUa- ! '!e. Nov. II. IS-l.-ly. -STTAiUXtiTOX IIOl'fiK, C. NEFF V Proprietor, Corner of Market & Second Si reels, opposite the Court House, Sunbnry, P.i. MuySX.'TO. EIROPEAX HOTEL, TOSEPII P.ACHF.R, Proprietor. ) Third Street, near tin Depot, SUNBURY. PENN'A. This hotel Is conducted on t lie European plan. Meals i,t nil hours day and tilnht. A Ladies' Saloon tilt i-li-il. The best, of Liquor kept at the bar. Charge moderate. iiiaylS,'7i. TVi'Toxil. HOTEL. AUGUSTUS WAI.D, Proprietor, Georgetown NorthM t.'oimty, Pa., at the Station of the N. C. R. V. Choice wines nnd cigars at the bar. Til.-tabids supplied with the best tho market afford.. Good stabling and attentive ostlers. n'1'.U.HLL'N RLSTH RiST, LOU IS HUM MEL, Propricto', Commerce St., S1IAMOKIN, PENN'A. Having lust refitted the above Saloon for the iccoinoilation of the public, is now prepared to crvt '.vis friends with the best lefroshinunts, and r-sli Lnger Beer, Ale, Porter, and all other malt iior. J. V A L K It 'S vix !.!t ;.!!e: AX! hotel A"u. V:0, 7e-.', 7il & 727 St., PHILADELPHIA. IV I N T K It (i A It DE N HOTK L, (ON THE (XKOPEAN 1M.AS') "nl in! i- locate 1. connecting with all the City Passenger Railway Cars, from nil tho Depots In tho City. "xrrSlrnt Accommodation! fur Tra vellers. brand Vocal and Instrumental Concei ts every evening in the Summer and Winter G irdeu. $ Orchestrion Concert Eary Afternoon. 5 l'INE LADIES' HESTAfllANT TIIE DEKT Or liFPUKSltMENTS sr.nVKD. Oillee of J. Valer's Fountain Park Brewery, jinnc 4. 1S70.-1V. Starts. -lOAM fOll,! 'OAI.t r.RANTRKOS., .J ahippeis uud Wholesale and Retail Dealers in . JUTL AND r.KD ASH C'UAb, SUNBLRY, PA. (loweh wHAiir.; I-t7 Solo Agents, westward, nt the eelehrnted miry i 1.1) Coal. JaiilO-OO S. TIIIOAUS. J. I'ACKtn HAAS. T H. ItllO AOS A O., HKTAII. DKAI.EHS OF NTHRACITE COAL, bUXBl'RT, PENN'A. Office witu Haas, Fagkly A Co., Orders left at Siusholtz &. Bro's., office Market reel, Hill receive prompt utteutiou. Country Horn reopeciiull.v solicited. Kcb.4, 1S71. If. ANTHRACITE COAL I 7"AI.ETIXK ItlK'l'Z, Vholesule and f Retail dealer in every variety of ANTI1KACITK COAL, LPI'ER WHARF, SL'.NlllltY, PENN'A. Ah kinds of Grain taken In exchange for Cos I. Jers solicited und tlllef1 promptly. Orders left S. F. N'evin's Coiifeelionery Store, on Third eel, will lecieve prompt ulleution, and money ;eipted for, tlie same as ut the oillee. NEW t'OAL YAKIi. IIE undersigned having connected the Conl business with liis extensive FLOCR& GRAIN de, U prepared to supply families wilh the :kv uent of oi CHEAP FOK CASH. , Stove and Nut, ronstuully ou bund. Grain in inexchuuge for Coal. J. M. CADWALLADER. unhury, Jun. 15, 1870. tf. IEXTIMTIIY. GEORGE M. 11ENN, Simpson's Building, Market fyuare, BfUBCHT, P4,, prepared to da All kinds of work porlalulng to Dentistry, lie keops constantly on baud rue ussortmeiit of Tcth, and other Dental .-rial, from which he will be able to select, meet the wants of hi customers. 11 work wun uuied to give satisfaction, or else money refuuded. lie very best Mouth Wash andTooth-Powdars ou liuud. is references are the numerous natron for m he bus worked for On lust twt-lre years.) nlmry, April iil, 171. pcb bbcrtiscments, Up De Graff's HYE fiA. INFIBMAIIY, SUNBURY, PENN'A. TniS Institution It now 0en for the reception of Patients for the treatment of Disease of tn EYE, EAR, THROAT CATARRH, &C, &C, i'O., an!l 6'peWioft 1n OENF.RAL SURGERY. Our 'ollceiiou of INSTRUMENTS Is Tciy larte. com prising hA the latest Imi'Kovfhexts, ennlillug us to meet BTJUGERt In all form. Physicians are Invited to necenr pfihy Patients to our Institution for operations liy request of inany ritiens. we will attend to luiti. iii .i i... iit.iu i navi t'. .... Iufirmui'j, CIciiirut'.H Ituildiiig, COKNEK THIRD AND MARKET 8T8., SUXDUUV, PA. V. E. I'P IE tatAFF, Phvsician and Surgeon. Suiibmy, Feb. 3, 18"S.-tf. ;lt M KAHRF.U NIIOl. The. old permanent shop of the town We decline the boast, but ut the same lime consider that the mighty tratli niayjhe seasona bly spoken without mnnifcsMmr an unccir.fotta- ble amount of vanity mid ambition. I Just twenty vcars ago I began n.V buslncs ! career In tins place half my iVfitiine thus far spent, have I stood upon the lloor of our shop day after day, and night alter night, and applied the sharp blue gleaming steel, and within that elapse of time embraced by the mighty folds of that cventfrtl period 'have 1 'shaved nearly every body In the covin' ry (in common pavKnee) mid to oblige the public" interest we herein publicly announce, to our pan-on old and new that we are ready to shave tV.em ftU italn three hundred thousand times or more. Come when you please, jvt in time is the max im we are ulwajs ready to wnrfc, ron noon or afternoon, to sh ivc yofl, hair cut von, shampoo you, whisker dye you, or perfume, Ciniib avid ar range the hair witt artiti'o skill, in the "wat I fall'' or walcr raise Btyle to suit tile customer. j We work to please, not please to woVk. j Slop, don't go past our shop to get shaved on ! the basis of ability because wc do it as well as J it can be done or ever could be. j A cliancs Is all that we demand i To give the proof wc bold in hand. ! A few door above Depot, near Market street. i Oct. 1. lH7ll. I LIU !' OK NT O It E ! j CHRISTIAN NEFF, Second Street, opposite the Court House, SC'N- I BURY, PA., j Respectfully Invites the attention of Retailers i and others, that he bus on hand, mid will con i stunlle keep all kinds of j FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS, : Consisting nf Pure Bruudios: Cogniac, Cheiry, I Ginncr, Uoclielle and Oturd. ' Whiskies: Pure Rye Copper-'istille.t, Moi"a : gahehi, Apple, aud Nectar. PURE HOLLAND GIN ! Wines: Champagne Wiac, Sherry, Port and Claret. ! Crab Cider, Champagne Cider, X. E. Rum, , Brown Stout and Scotch Ale. I STOMACH AND BAR BITTERS, i And all others Liquors which can he found in i the city markets, which will be sold a I Wliolc i sale uud Retail. Every article guaranteed us ; represented. Also, a large lot of DEMIJOHNS ' and BOTTLES, always on hand. I-? Orders promptly attended io, and public 1 patronage respectfully solicited r. NKFK. Suiibiiry, July .", l.Sf9. ly. JtCOn HtltPMAN. TIIOMr30 HKIllt. l ire, I.il'o and .irciilout INSURANCE AGENCY or NIIIIMA A DCKIt, MARKET STREET, SUXRURY, I'A. COMPANIES RF.PRESF.NTF.f). N. AmericMii, Pbihtdelphlu Assets, t ,TSn,5S0 Enterprise, na:i,:;us l.iliiS.Olil S0'J,.rT0 l,0Mj.i:'.i MnNlutt tan, N. American l.oilllard, Yonkers it N New York, York ' bS'J ISO Il.movcr, Imperial, London, l.vcomiug, .Muncv j Kiuuklin' PhlludelphLi, iiouie, ;ew lum, Hui'llord, Ilurtfoid, i PhicnU, j Travelers, " I Farmer Ins. Co.. York, ! N. llritish & Mercnntile i!,Mt,.l(J 1,0'J 7,010 l,a.M,ou7 02tl,100 14,8t;5,'.tt4 gsa.ioo UliBJOl 7,300,000 Nominerce, New York, Corwlch, Norwich, New England Mutual Life, NEW Flour, Feel, Fruit and TeieiaUe Store, Bpruce (Street, between Front aud Bccoud, SL'NBURY, PA. JOHN WILVER having Just opened a Store ut the above place, w here all kinds of of the best brands of Flour and f'ctnl will be sold ut greatly reduced prices. The cele brated Duck's Mill Flour will he kept consluutly on hand. Also, all kind of Feed, Graiu, Corn, Oats and Rye, chopped or whole, rotutoeu, Ail, t'ubbage 4 Fruit generally, at a cheaper rale than cun he bought elsewhere. All goods delivered Free nf Charge. Cull and examine my stock uud usccrtaiu the price before purchasing elsewhere. JOHN WILVER. Bunbury, Dec. 2, 1871.-tf. Don't Read This ! ! Good morning, Mrs. A., where are you bound for so early I Mrs. A. Why Mr. C, . on't yon know Mr. Bycrly has bought out the Grocery and Confec tionery btore of llau & Weaver, uud Is selling ulce fresh Groceilc, tunned Fruit, und In fuel, everything In the Grocery line, cheaper than the cheap, uud I have got tired paying high prices, so I have made up my mind alter this to patron ize Mr. Byerly. Bo good morning, Mrs. C. 1 must go. Mr. C, to herself. Well I am bound to And out for myself, and will go to Uyerly's uew cheap cash Grouery, the uokt time I want any liraeerlett, Couitst tlourrienor Prime OjtT. I will Just sny to all come and give uie a trial, aud satisfy yourselves l but there is one cheap C4itl Grocery In Bunbury. IWtiHlber the plaoe, No. 11, South Third Bt., as tMMeut House building, bunbury, Pa. 8. PVERLV. Hunhury, Jan. 90, i79, RALTIMORE LOCK HOSriTAI. yn- JOHNSTON, Physician of this celebrated Institution, has discovered the most certain, speedy, pleasant and effectual remcdv In the world for all DISEASES OK IMPRUDENCE. Weakness of.Vhe Rack or Limb, Strictures, Affections of Kidneys and Bladder, Involun tary Discharges, iflVpotcncy, General Debili ty, Nervousness, Dyspepsy, Languor, Low Bplrlfs. 'Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart, Tltnlfllty, Tremblings, Dimness of Sight or Giddiness, Dlsense of the Head, Throat, NosoofSkin, Affections of Liver, Lungs, Stomach or Bowels these terrible Disorders arising from the Solitary Habits of Youth thoso secret and solitary practices more fatal to their victims than the song of Syrens to the Mariners of Clysscs, blighting their most brilliant hopes of anticipations, rendering marriage, &c., Impos sible. tOUNGMKX especially, who have become the victims of Soli tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted talents and brilliant Intellect, who might other wise have entranced listening Senates with the thunders of eloquence or waked to ecstary the living lyre, may call with full conllduncc. MARRIAGE. Married Pciwms or Young Men contemplating ninrringc, nworc of Physical Weakness, (Loss of Procrcutlve Power Impotency), Nervous Ex citability, Palpitation, Orgauic Weakness, Ner vous Debility, or any other Disquulilleution, irpredlly relieved. He w'ho places himself under the core of Dr. J. may rellglonsly rontlJe In his honor as a gentle mau, uud conlideutly rely uoon his skill as a Pliv. slctaii. OR'.tANIC WEAKNESS, 'r)t,,l(l.y iMf f power, immediately Cured mid full ViL'j'r Restored This Htimresslng Affection which renders Life inifcrhMc alsd marriage Impossible is the penalty paid tiy the victims of improper Indulgences. j i:nng licTsousarc too apt to commit excesses I from not being aware of the dreadful conseqenees I that may ensue. Now, who that understands ; the ffenfect will pretend to denv that the power i of procreation is lost sooner by those falling into I improper habits than by the prudent ? Besides ; being deprived l tic pleasures oi neaitny oiiiprinir, i ! the most serious and destructive symptoms to hot h ! body and mind arise. The system becomes de ranged, the Physical and Mental Functions j Weakened, Loss of Procrcutlve Power, Nervous j Inilnbllitv, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Henri, j I Indigestion, Constitutional Debility, a Wasting I I tiie Frame, Cough. Consumption, Decay an I Death. A Cl'RF. WARRANTED IN TWO DA VS. ; Persons ruined in health by unlearned iVivten- dcrs who keep them trilling month after month, ! taking poisonous and Injurious cuinpocn ls, j should iipply lmmedhitcly. ' DR. JOHNSTON, j Member of the lioyal College of Surgeons, I,on- i don, Graduated from one of the most f nim ni ; 'Colleges in the United Statcs and the greater : .art of whose Ife has been spent in the hospitals j if l-'cmaon, t'ris, rniiaaeipuia uuu eiscwncre, has ctlccted sMtte of the most astonishing cures ".iiat were ever known ; ninny troubled with ring ing in the head and cars wheu aslee;, great nervousness, being alarmed at suddcu sosn.l-. r i hashfuliics, With frequent blushing, utt ended sometimes whh dcratlgCRlenlot' mind, werecured immedlateljs TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE. lM 1. addresses all those who have Injitrrd themselves by Improper iudulguuce uud solitary habits, which ruin both body uud mind, uniiuiug thcin for cither business, study, society or mar riage. Tiiksis are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by early hublts of voulli. viz: Weakness of the Back and Limb. Paius in the Back and Head, Dimness of Sight, Loss of Mus cular Power, Pulplta'.lou of the Heart, Dyspepsy, Nervous Irritability, Derangement of Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symptoms of Coii joiinpvlim. iVo. Mestai.LT The fearful effects on the mind arc much to be dreaded Loss of Memory, Con fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil Forebodings, Aversion to Society, elf-Ditru.t, Love of Solitude, Timidity, ,ve.,"are some of the evils produced. Tiiocsands of persons of all ages can now Judge what is the cause of their declining health, losing their vi:;or, becoming, weak, pale, nervous and emaciated, having a singular appearance nboiit the eyes, cough and symptoms ol consump tion u-i. i....... 1..1 i .i...'..J..i;, ' i... .. .in , ,.w ...i ...-Witt ........... r...... tice Indulged in wlnai uloiie, :v Imliit tieipieutlv ; learned from evil companions, oral school, the elici ts of which are nightly felt, even when , e sleep, mid if not cured, renders marriage impos- sihle, nnd destroys hot li min i aud body, should ' apply Immediately. ) VYiuit a pity i hat :t young man, I he hope of hit. i country, the dariing of bis parents should he : stiatcliec from all prospects and enjoyments ol J life, by the conse Ueuce of deviating from the path of nature ami indulging in u certain secret liul'it. Such persons mi st, before contemplating MAURI AWE, . rellcl ihnl u sound luiud uud boly are the most . uct'iSMiiy icUlsitcs to promote connubial happi ) lies. Indeed w ithout these, the journey through lite becomes a weary pilgrimage ; the prospect . hourly darkens to the Mew; the mind tecuaics : shadowed with dci-puir nnd tilled with tlie melan i cholv retleeiion. that die huipiujss of uuother becomes bli-bled with our own. a ckrtain disease. I When the misguided uud iinprudent Votary of pleasure tiuds that he has Imbibed I lie seeds of ' ibis painful disease, it too often happens that an ' ill-timed sense of shame, or dread of discovery, ""'!!i i 'blcis him from applying to th.b who from i ,, ytt..lhly lo the project, lie soon saw 1,000,00 tdiifiition and respeclubilav, can ulone befriend " J . , ' ...,.,, ,. , -. o.soilooo ' him, dclaving till tl.ecoustitutiom.l svnipto.ns ot i "'our itgain by npponitnient, nnd said 2.6i,7ai : this horrid disease make their appearance, such : he, "Seymour had cotielll.loil that tanni 4,5Hi,0s us ulcerated tore throat, diseased nose, nocturul ! chaol was riglit. anil that the Democrats i pains In the head und limbs, duuuess of tight, ilcalucss, nodes on the slim boucs and urius, blotches on the head, face uud extremities, pro gressing with frightful rapidity, till nt last the palate of the mouth or the bones of the nose fall In, und the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of coinmlncratlon, till death put a period to his dreidful sull'eriug, by sending him to " that Undiscovered Country from whence no traveller returns." It is a melancholy fact that thoiisunds DIP. victims to this terrible disease, through falling Into the hands of Ignorant or unskillful 1 It bl TENDERS, who, by the use of Unit deadly Poi son, Mercury, &c, destroy tlie constitution, and Incapable, of curing, keep tlie unhappy siillcrer month after month taking theii noxious or in jurious compounds, and instead of being relored to a renewal of Life Vigor und lluppiness, lu des pair leave him with ruiued HeullU to sigh over his gulling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr. Johnston pledges him self to preserve tho most Inviolable Becrecy, and from his extensive practice aud observations in the great Hospital of Luroie, and the ttrst In this country, viz i England, France, Philadelphia and elsew here, Is enabled to oiler the most ecr tulu, speedy und ctfectual remedy iu the world for ull disease of Imprudence. Dlt. JOHNSTON. OFFJCE, NO. 7, B. FREDERICK STREET, IUltimokk, M. I). Left bund side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the coruer. Fail not to observe uuiue aud number. t-sf No letters received unlets postpaid and coulainlug u slump to be used ou the reply. Per- sous writing should state age, uud tend u portlou oi udviiliBeiiieut describing symptoms. There are so many Paltry, Designing and Worthless Impiistcrs udverlislug themselves us Physicians, trilling with und ruining the t.eultb of ull who uiifoituuiilely fall Into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary lo suy e pccbiliy to those unacquuiuled uiin lil r,..io.. Diploma alwu?. w 1 u y. uuu tbut Ills iredeullal or bum: in his olllce. EMHMIBEMEVI Ut Tilt. flltSS. The many thousand cured at this Establish ment, year alter year, and the numerous im. rortant Bumlcal Operations performed by Dr, Johnston, witnessed by the representative of tho press and many other papers, uotioes ol which h. lave appeared agalu and again before tho public. besides Li ttandiug as gentleman of character and responsibility, Is a suuicieut guarantee to the afflicted. Bhiii disease speedily cored, February U, 1ST3. if fdect jJoctrji. OLD ZEUE COKSHl-OO.H UOEN FOK It A XT. I do not know much about farming, According to cblmikll science, And so my potatoes and com Must take chances with such nppllanco. I plow deep and plant In rotation, And raise a heap more than I want I'm not Ill-content with the country. And not Ill-disposed toward Grant. I do not know much of Conventions, And ne'er made a sceclt In my llfu I never went much on a caucus, Nor mlied In political strirc. But cf I was only a spoutcr, Or cf I was much on a chant, I'd holler n stave for tho Union, And speak a good word for old Grant. I do not know much of finance, I hate to be dunned as a debtor, And when t owe money, I think The sooner It's paid why the better. And senco Grant's been boss nf the nation Its hills hare been reg'larly met ; lie's lightening the load of taxation And paying (lie national debt. I do not know much nbovil llghtin' My notions don't that way Incline i But hen It comes down to a scrimmage, Ik never was beat on that Hue. When treason was Ihreatnln' to swamp ns, T'was he gave the thing its death blow And as he brought us through the danger, I ain't going back on lilin now. I do not pretend to know much About '-tiiriirs" and "balance of t-ane," But business Is gener'ly lively, And pretty fair profits is made : And In spite i( the grrtft limi soreheads, 'Civil Service P jlofm" anil Uh rant, I'm well satisfied with the country, And, by thunder, I'm going for Grant. Shscclla - KTAISTMXG POLITICAL IMSCLO SIR EM t Ilorftre Xtt celfj'S) Mftritin. 27,.' J"jile to be 1'c anions to Taxed MilihiiH to Pay Itl.NUllAMPTON, July '20. The lutV.ru nf tlic inati'ioers of the Hilig; lminploii IlrpvblisHu is ill lc tst rcilcvnicM, in. ,1 the givul C'MSii-.icy nftirci'lcy, S'V uviflf anil lhurhivi is itrovcn to tin; wot Ul. Tin: "cballctic" of tivmity ilajs' Ktatiiliii ; il fL-vl in llii! trio litis lKilcd to 1'nrlli n j (lcniiil. One tluirgu wns llonice lr;o- j Icy ngivial in October, 1871, on liis own ! lichaif, to be ti uaildld:ili fjr l'tvciilullt if llnralio Si'Viimuf inn! lliu Di'iixieralic loa.- i'.ois wiiu.tl support linn, mill that bo Iichl a cniTcxjMittili'iici! m ibat subject ; tbat.Mr. U rot-ley foritioi'ly ivooy.'ii.cil his arectm'tit, mill Colli in ill n i'cattil the tact of lliu Iv.no oiaiic proposition i Iiciibon K. Finlmi, wlio cunsciitcil to given luoiiitaiico In tin; SL'iiomu ; Unit Horatio Seymour mi'w- ipioiitly itoii.-cil to give Lis support cotnli- ! . li'.. . .1... I. : .. I ,- i 1 ' uonaiiv , iii.u no r.'iiuoi:aiLU i ) niuu" ilululiiiis on Ibis kiibjccl in n ti reiioc t- llio C'iiifimiati Convention, mul tbal Sev i niour nckiiowledofd ibi gorrosptindoiiof ; with Ilutchliis in u letter dated .May 1, 1S7J, t!i rt-y days bebuv the t'incitinatli Convention ; that llutcbins responded, n'nl ! became :i doiogate to thai convention ; that I the fact of Democratic coalition was well j understood by souse to the delegates ly I that Convention, and that the expectation ' of I leinocratie support securely Mr. Groe- ley's nomination. The disclosures show j that Lewis Cannichael, of 1'nadilla, New I York, is lliu originator of the movement j which made Mr. Greeley the Cineiniialti ; aini lSalliuiore nominee. He wrote lo Mr. ' Greeley last September, giving bis views ! about the coming campaign, and invited ! him to become n candidate. I armicliael s letter was addressed inside to Hon. Horace Greeley, the next President nf the I'lliled Slates. He lolil Mr. (ireoly the lime had conn; "to raft over. " Mr. Grecly exnres s d his willingness to become a candidate, but feu led the Democratic loaders would not suppoil him. lie invited Cariiiicbael by loiter loan interview. He accordingly went to New York and had a long talk w'tb Mr. Greeley in the Trihmtr olllce, whin Mr. Greeley told Cirmicbael that Seymour was it staud'nr candidate with the Democratic party, and that Seymour would nut step aside lor him. Carmidiael replied that Gov. Seymour had not been consulted, and had uol said what he would do. Carmiehael then of fered lo undertake to secure Soymi,uii' consent nnd co-operation to the movement, nnd Mr. Greeley agreed to become it candi date if Seymour and other promlucnl Dem ocrats would endorse him. Carmiehael ; ... ,.,,, r wlm vni nt first inolim-il I could support Greeley. f'.,,,.t,n,.i .ooi, inforoio.l (ii'i i-l.-v n.w - "" success with Seymour, und went about the .Stnte immediately to consult with tlie Dion oeralie leaders. The lirst plan was to call n convention in Otsego county to nominate Mr. Greeley nnd start the campaign. Last April Mr. Greeley wrote lo Carmiehael that ho would withdraw, ns he did not think the Democracy would support him, bin the latter prevailed ou him lo slick un til he had lime lo work lliu thing up. The t,ov i. from il,., tins of Cannichael him- .,.! ,,! n. n.r. ,.loK.,of bis atatnmenta nor. s tier- l fire e "iv- vr " vouslv said that ho would rather be in than in this business. Statements are . .. . ..: AfOiu .,).. rll 'II several I I .Cl 'i oaiL'iL'iuno, ie- !, ,! in .1, , u l.oh, matter. vThoso , l,arae- tera for veracity are unquestioned, nnd ! who rio about equally divided politically, j G. A. Dotlgp. editor of llio CTmdilla VVmrs, ; Il'iinhridgu fenVir, nnd Oneonu Ihmocrtd, j said Carmitliael Ugan to talk ol lueeley for tln Deniocralie noanneu last lull, and tht Cnrmiehtiol, to prove what ho was talking nboul. produced thn Groeley-Sey. niour letters. Jleury Van Deuseti, ol Un adilla, has scfcii some of tho LETTERS FltOM OtiELEY AND SEYMOL'U, among which were quita a number nf r. . .1 ..... -1 ..O ....m.. .... l.,a.i tiroeiey a. liny un ni"i . j reference to Mr. Greeley's being n candi- late for tho Presidency. One letter ro . !.. i r. i i... 1...1 ,.r t uiuii-,1 ciiveu iroiu uioou-y -M""l'"" of the neoeskitv of some lVinocral going to Cincinnati to seetiM his (Greeley's niini- nation there, and his preference was for ... . . t. t t i ir l..l....-t 117 I '..(iKiiimi -ariinco'iei. inm. i"""1'. ". -. j, I of Siduev. was shown by Cartnicha.d a lot- I .,..,. n-.i.... i... Mi rob, n.. il.Ho1.ioit otirinev. 11 ...j ....-...-.. -.. . ,, of lii.blin.r n i-onvoDt on ill Otsego couutv to nominala him. When Mr. Counnev advised him that such n in .vciiont (it that time would bu ptvnmture, Carmicha. ! vn lust atnrtimr for Syracuse to huve au inter- view wilh Goneral John A. Greene. U. F. a ...... M I'm .iinnuiir nml ciiiiiikidlor nr. Unadilla, sn w and reaa tno letiets oi tvy tnour acd Greeley. Carmiehael told him that at one of his Interviews with Seymour ille latter nerend to fi'ftd see Iltitclilus, whicli bo failed to do bo, but wrote llutcbins pivina un view's on the subject of nominat ing Mr. (Srerley. lie also wrolo to Car-michnd-, saying tlmt ho bad failed to sec Httlfbins, but liml written to him nnd enclosed to Carinicliaol the subslanco of his letter to llutcbins. Seymour's letters to llutcbins were used at THE CINCINNATI CONVENTION. and n copy was sent to Fentnn. K. M. l'neknrd, postmaster ut Unadilla, saw a letter lrotn Greeley to Cnrmitbael, tinted last April, urging the latter to stir nioUnd with the Deniocrnts for him (Greeley). Carmiehael informed him that ho lmd re ceived tho Tribune since Apf ilft'Ce of charge. G'armiclmol said when ho wertl to Albany to seo l'eekhnni nnd CasBidy with his scheme, I bey called him a fool, and told him to go home arid stay there. There is jjnod nutbority for sta'linjf that Carmiehael went to Mr. Folet. ft banker at Otsego, nnd im parted information of his plans, when Folet advanced hitn money on bis wool crop to pay his expenses to Utica and Xew 1'ork to confer with Greeley nnd Seymour. lie frequently visited Folet, nnd showed hitn letters dated last October. Letters received from Greeley by Cannichael were enclosed in another envelope and sent to Seymour, nnd vice versa. In the course or time they were again sent to Cnrmic'iiael with other letters. William T. Finch. Esq., has hnd the special privilege of translating difficult letters for Carniicbncl, and can tell a good deal when be is authoritatively summoned. Carmifhael's first INTERVIEW IN THE TRIBUNE OFFICE lasted four or Mvo hours. Tho following Affidavit is by Charles S. Carpenter, editor of the Oneontu Hemhl, nnd n highly esteemed petuleinan. Other ulltdavits will be telegiaphi'd hereafter. AFFIDAVIT OF Mil. C'ARPKNTER. Onkonta, July 17, 1872. C. S. Car penter, lieing sworn, deposes and says tlmt lie is a resident of Oneonta, Oiseo county, in the Stale of Xew York, nnd that he is well nrqtiniulcd with Lewis (.'arinicbacl. of Unadilla, in said county ; that Carmiehael has for many yefirs been a Democrat, in terested in coiliiity, State and national con- i voniions, wbic!. be frequently nlleiided, and j that be lias for about n year past been en gaged in sei.kiti'.' n Democratic candidate ; !':r l!ie Prosidencv ; that Cannichael was ; last fall in correspondence with Horace j Greeley and Iloralio Seymour, on the quo:: j lion of making new issues, one of which ! was th : PAYMKNT OF rKXSIO.VS TO DISABI.KD ltKBKI. "1.1)1 EltS, as we'll as Union soldiers, nnd that deponent Es;iv ieiLji ? im.-'ii i.a 111 , 1 1 ct-juy uuu 1 1 uni .?e j tnour on that queslion; that one of Greeley's i Idlers, whicli deponent recognized by what r. 1 1 r.. w-.,.. , he knows of Greeley's handwriting and by i the VViokik' heading, this letter being nil j answer to a letter of Cnniiichncl, nuking j his views on the confederate pension ques lion expressed mo views oi .vi; ureeicy as favoniblu to llio i- .1 .. .1 . parage ol a ;.;v, pro viding that t.h-j Gtiicial Government pay pensions lo Southern liiyiMed s ' i:e:.-. al though ho (Greeley) doubted whether Con gress would pass a bill ; that deponent read the letter catofiilly, ittnl this was its true expression and meaning, am! il was lively ili-cussed between Carmiehael nnd de- pollen t ; that Ibis letter was, iiccordiiic; to deponent's best lecolleclion, dated in Au'isl or early in September, 1871 ; de ponent saw a letter from Iloialio .Seymour on the same subject nt about the same time ; Mr. Scvniour expressed himself in opposi tion to making lite pension an issue llieu : that deponent also saw another loiter of Horace Greeley addressed to Cannichael, in which Givolov invited him to call on him m New t ork lo talk over political issues i dust rial interests the prosperity of its thai had been broached bet ween them ; and mechanics and the success of its capitalists a separate part of that letter, which de- I will ail rest on this single vole. As the ponetii did not have an opportunity of President has never been known to use tho rending carefully, expressed, as deponent ; veto power in staying tlie passage of reve casu illv noticed, ami was distinctly In- ! nue bills, a contingency may happen when formed bv Cannichael, the possibility that Greeley would accept Ihe nomination for President if the nomination wore tendered to him in 1S7'J ; that Cannichael was ab sent from Otsego shortly afterward, nnd re ceived ttoin liroeley, as Cannichael d:s- tinctly and emphatically stated to hitn, Mil. tolKKI-EY'S POSITIVE CONSENT to be the Democratic candidate for Presi dent in 1S7J, if the nomination were given to him. The date of this letter was in OcIoIst, 1ST I ; that Cannichael endeavored to induce, deponent to consent to advocate paying pensions to Southern soldiers, ns n measure of conciliation between Xorlh and Smth. and to support Mr. Greeley for the Presidency ; that it was fully understood between deponent and Cariiiicbael that Greeley was' to be pressed for tho Demo cratic nomination ; that deponent regarded Carmiehael ns a candid man, who treated these subjects with the utmost seriousness ; nnd that deponent Is fully convinced that Ins coiresponileoee nnd Interviews, ntul I their ineaiiiiigs nnd results, were described ! i... i.:. i ,i i c.i.i.c.M.. "j """ '"""''J """""t C. S. C.vitl'E.VTEIt. ,l Sworn before me this l"ili day of July, 187-J. K. M. Caiiveu, ".Notary Public." OKEAT EXCITEMENT Ol l-.lt THE NEWS. liiNiiUAMi'Tox, X. Y., July 20. The disclosure of llio great scheme w causing the most inteus) excileine.nl in this I c't.V. -N"ih..ig in past pol.l.tal nslory lias ' 8UL'" general interest, anu mo poiut- ctt' Pu,su fearfully hiip't on all privtilu and 1 public tlioroujhl'ares. Nothing e'so is I talked nf, and if outside circles are subject cause:! such general interest, and llio poiiti .. .. i ... i l ! to a tithe ol the excitement It has caused here, the political wor.d will bo jrcutly shaken. AFFIDAVIT OP DU IRELAND. Louis U. Ireland, of Unadilla, Olscgu county. New York, being sworn, says thai Lewis Carmiehael, also of I'nadilla, whom ho has kuown for six years, has Irequently been iu deponent's tdlico iu I'nadilla, nnd has shown deponent letters from Horace Greeley, of New Ytuk. live or six in num ber; and ono letter of Horatio Seymour; that deponent did not readily read iirco ley's letters, except tne ncauiug. anu si lure Cariuichiiel bcitis; addressed tut- i.'1-ioini fVirniw iael'' in ono or more of 1 iii. in, which totioia ileooiii.'iit hold in ins ""'. , , ..i.. I uuJerstood between Cannichuel and Grce- , ley. soniooi tne loiters pushing vu u i' i !.,.. ,....a . .ti.. I. .llii co inecien wuu inevi" "" . .""u w. , . . , . of the lellcrs i.ivtted t arniichuel to Ko o 1 Cineiiiiiali. These letters were hhowu lo . . , . .. i. .. . ..r Uononeiil in tne last oi aiaitu vi ib v, , I of April. 1S7J. t.'aruiiclme thou bald to ! deponent that Gm-lty wou!u le uoiuiualed ! tit Ciueiunuli. nnd tho D. ni(Krals would adopt him , Ihnl Ihu only isnnt there was, I tbal Greeley hhmtld gi l the ( ineinnali nomination. Delionellt licl'Used Iloialio heytuour's loiter, which ho rend easily, auj rmojjnised the baud writing, accordiug lo his previous know'.edjreof it, "cyiin?ui'. .. .- -- . - Tho subjects of that letter were ns follows : It mentioned an interview of Carmiehnel nnd Seymour, and an interview of Car miehnel aud Greeley, saying he (Seymour) wns more favorably impressed with the turn of matters, wilh which ho seemed satisfied ; mcnlioucd tho tariff question, and said tho best way was to leave the is suo a vague one, as Carmiehael had propos ed, so as to unite persons of elide tent views in tho conlition movement, suggested that if Greeley favored Ibis it would smooth the way to tho end. IX-ponent's strong im pression is that Greeley's candidacy was mentioned, but of that ho does not say po sitively. Tho tiui9 when this letter wus read by deponent was about the last of March or the 1st of April 1S72. The subject hnd previously been brought to deponent's attention by Curmielinel ; but when the letters were shown, particularly Grcoloys letters, deponent thought the mat ter almost too absurd for nolieo ; but after the Cincinnati nomination ho understood their importance and endeavwed to pro cure copies. Ho would havo exposed the matter, except that he had hopes of procur ing thn letters, or copies of them. Deponent was informed, in December, 1871, from the statement of Cannichael, that (Jcecle; hud prouiiMtl Cu-inidntnl the tone of the Tribune wtull be ch'tnyitl ubnvt thejirnt of the year. 1S7J ; nnd Ibat depo nent, on noticing, saw the change, which statement of Cannichael deponent can prove on competent testimony of a public officer. Deponent further remembers that in one of Greeley's letters Chase was men tioned ns now feeble and broken down. Deponent makes lliis statement on his lion-1 or as a citizen: anu because he believes : tho facts he has mentioned should lie. ex posed. L. K. IllKI.AXD. Sworn to and subscribed before inu this 17tli day of July, 1S72. FiiEtJEitH.'K A. Sands, Notary Public lor Otsego euuty, X. Y. .feole, Urnt KfoWii untl free Trade. Robert J. Walker's freo Undo tariiT of i 16-hi, which struck down tlie protective I tarill'of 161J, was paused through the Sen ne of the I'uiled States bv ihc casting vole of George M. Dallas, Vice President, who ; was elected ou a ti.dct thatcarrted IVnusyl- vania ny t"-( rallying cry oi " l'o.k, JMIIas and the tarill'of '42." It was a fraudulent pretense, but none the less elli-etive for that, in striking down "Harry of the West," thai Kiliant champion of Protection to American Industry. Our older citizens will remember the intense indignation created throughout Pennsylvania by the treachery of George M. Dallas. In Alle gheny county, nnd other manufacturing dis tricts, it was particularly intense. When the news of Dallas' vote wns leceived hero, the workingmeti employed iti our mills and l'ouuderics paraded in procession through j the streets, uud afterwards burnt nil clllgy ; of the Vice President suspended from a ! gallows, on tho summit of Seminary Hill. ! That violent measure indicated how the pub- lie mind was stirred to. its very depths by ' i thn uuc. cteil vote ol lr. D.Hlan. I j It lias happened since lr4(, and wo be-j i lievo duiiug Mr. Colfax's term a-i Piva'dcrt 1 I of the Senate, that measures nll'eetiug the j 1 grout industrial interests of Pennsylvania, i have been determined bv the easting vole i of tlie Vice President. It is likely lo occur ' ! again, nnd it is not at nil improbable that I the Protective system may depend for its ! ' life, during the next four years, on the do ; cisive vote of the presiding olllcer of tho j Senate. In that cno lie will possess a ire- i metidoti3 power. Ilia .'.ingle aye or no will I strike down or maintain it policy essential j to the prosperity of the nation. The life, i us it were, of Pennsylvania its treat in- the olllce of Vice President will be of greater importance to the people of Pennsylvania than that ot tlie l'resivleiit. 1 lie ."states are : so equally divided by their local interests on the principle of protection, that n lie vote in the Senate ou n tatilfbill is a matter of probability. Mr. Greeley has "gone back" on his' tarilf record, and given pledges that if elect- ed he will iu no wise s. ok lo advise or con- trol llio legislation of Congress on the sub- ! ject. 15ut the iulluences that will govern ! his administration will be free trade, whether exercised by Democrats or liberal ; Republicans. Of that there can be uo doubt, for the protection sentiment of the country ' is compactly arrayed against his election, ' und tlie free trade or revenue reform'' i sentiment is ns solidly for him. Greeley, has pledged his own "hands off,' but he has not spoken or can he vouch for the same ; neutrality by his Secretary of ibe Treasury. If he aUem..tcd to do so there would be a storm in the mongrel camp at once. Gratz Urn w n occupies a bolder and more ; honest position on the tarill than Greeley. I lie scorns neutrality, nnd when llio con- j tingeney arises by which his vote shall de- ; ! cide fot orngaitisl Protection or Free Trade, j there is no queslion its to how il will he re- j corded. Ho is n freo trader of the most ultra stamp, nnd does not disguise his con- , fictions. In a speech the other night :tt ; ! New Haven, nl'tor passiug; an eulogiuui ou j j Mr. Greeley, the Democratic candidate for I I Vice President declared, j i "Mr. Greeley and I have been in crvillict j ! us journalists, ongicat it'id vital questions, j j such for instance as the tarill'. and of all ( j men whom 1 have ever had opposjd lo mo ; ! ho is the ablest and llio best. Ho bore the j plume ubove them all. Had ho boon nonii-1 I tinted on llio issue of protection, 1 never ; should have sustained him. ; Take this in connection wilh his oast dec-1 laraliotis on the tarilf, and we titid exactly ' where Mr. GraU ltrowo stands. There is ! no disguise nboul him. He is as outspoken j us tho Free Tiado League and fully as ! ultra. In tact, we lielievo lie is au olllcer of tho 1 .vague." The Uallimorc candidates, thercX rfi, oc cupy Ibis position on a question of vital imiiortaiico to tlie people of Pennsylvania : i Mr. Greeley is bound baud fmt.aud pledged us not lo enter a worj ot proicsl a-amsi put ling in oH fatioii the most extreme theories i ot Urn tioo trailers. urai liruwn, on tne .. ;r i,,,.,!.,! ..oh ,. ,u,-. tl.,.t may control tho legislation of llio nation, , iieiiiiu.y sm.s .... .....-.. ,....!.. ,1.... it, ii mill U'lll itll'it II .IMkllltif VI III" . . mn.u ................ ..... ....... .... r - wli.-ii tho occasion arises, to make it the settled policy of the country. Tho cunning artitieois at Cincinnati aud Ualiiuiore, while they took good cure to exact pledges frMi Greeley ibat ho would rcniaiu neutral In Iho great battle to bu fought out Hki next four years bet wot u American and foreign indiiairio. wero equally careful t leave Gratz Ur.iwn t'r U follow the ImmiI of his own inidiualions. No pledgo wasexneted from him as to how he would vote wlion the whoW laiitf queslion would rvat on his are or no. He stands by liis record. At t) whnt that is there is no dispute. j This is a plain statement of facta hnd probabilities. We need not enforce it in I'ennsylvaniii by argument or appeal. It shows the dangers of the future., should tho. CincinilMi-iUliuiore coalition succeed, to tho groat manufacturing interests of tho Statu and country. PitUburij (S'iMtc. jCis3ikci axdN'ewspapeus. If a youn lady wishes n gciitlcman to kiss her, what, papers w-uld sho meut!on ? Xo Specta tor, Xo Observer, but us many Times as you please. Wo wisli to add that bho would liko it done wilh Dispalch, no Reg ister or Journal kept of it. and for hitn not to Herald it or mention ii to a Kecmler or Chronicle it abroad. Her lips shrnMri bft the only Kepisitofy, and the Sun should becxeluded if possible. If 11 Messenger got it, the World Would know it, for News is now carried by Telegraph where it was formerly done by the Courier, who was aU ways ready to Gazetle it. In the act the I'russ upon the lips should be light aud the Union perfect, assuring ourselves that no Argus eye was upon us. and tho only Ite lleclor present the Mirror. . Ileview tho casu ns you will, no l'lain Dealer in fact could be more Independent in thin fast As;e. ... Cm nr.sk Vaunimi. Dr. von Seherztr has scut from iVkin a kind of varnish, called HJtio-linn, which is used by the Chi nese for varnishing nil kinds of wooden ar ticles, nnd thus making them water-light. Even baskets of straw, us:-.! for the trans- port of oil, Are, by moans of this varnish made pertociiy lit tor the put nose. rasie , board thus varnished becomes in appear-, i ance and firmness like wood. Tiiu Aus I Irian Agricultural Department, after tost ! ing this varnish, corroborates the state- monls of Dr. von Scherzer regarding its j ettlcicney. It is mado by mixing together i three purls of fresh, beaten, ilelibrinatcd J blood ; four parts of slacked lime, and sonio j alum. A thin, sticky mass is thus obtaiu i eil, which is immediately ready for use. The Clnneso givo two coats, or at most three, to ii.osu articles ivliicli they wish to make period iy water-proof. vomas's II i:aiac hi:.-Two-lhirds of v!lc lL.,iache wuieh woman sulf r comes .Vom injo.-Htion and engorged liver. This eo'nes o'oo.i cillier eating tiiil Ijo.I, lo much food, or lading loo little good exer cise. They either exorcise in the open nir too lilt lo for the food they cat, or eat too much for the exercise they tRke. As most i women now dress, it is ;iimost impossible, for I hem to take such exercise us they need I to promote digestion and circulation.'. I Close titling clothing about the waste pre j veuts, in tlie exercise they take, the ends for, which il is intended. Thy YiMxi.tu v T.iMii Spots. Vino, gar will neutralize liniu spots on woolen cloths without injuring tlos color of tho cloth. Dark cloth, the color of which had apparently been destroyed in large blotch es, was perfectly restored lo its original color by the application of strong vinegar. He Was "Only Blowixu." We have heard a story lliu other day that is good enough to print. It rims thusly : Dukely Dodge was a noted character iu this county n few years ago. lie was coiiMdrrnble of a spoil nnd was always looking fora chance to make "an honest penny" by beating s nue one nt n game of "draw poker."' One day l.e picked up a follow and had jusl made arrangements for a quiet sitting, when a big green-looking countryman, who measured six feet in his stockings, asked it they had any objection to making the gaum three handed. Dukely said certainly not, and he was glad of the addition to liio par ty, ns it would give him more opportunities, lo Mix" the canls. The g.ime hail progress cd but a short time When Dukely in dculiii gave ihc countryman four queens uud the . other four kings, reserving lor himself four" nets, Of course the belling was lively. At last the countryman bad his whole pile on the table, sonio f-'lK), rind claimed n show for his money, Dukelv, who was one of the most polite men in the world, s lid certainly he should have it, when the coun tryman threw down his four queens nnd commenced to take in the pile. "1 lold ui"," said the stranger "I tan boat that." "What have you got V" said the coutu tryniau. "'"I have gol four kings," said the stran ger, and he commenced raking down when tlie countryman bit him square between tho eves, knocking him nboul teti feet, then, turning to Dukely, at the same lime draw iiig buck ready lo deal another of his sledge hammer blows, he said : "Now, dortl yon, what have you got ?" "Nothing, nothing, sir!" exclaimed Dukely, throwing bis hand into the pack. "I was only blowing." The countryman raked in the stamps. Dukely afterward said ho thought that if n man was knocked ten foot for having four kiugs that the chances were that ho would go through the side of tho house if he called fuur aces. The Devil OiTWTTtiai.- Thn is llev, I'M ward Dale's story ; A man had sold himself to the devil, who was to posses;, him ut a certain time, unless he could pro pose a question to his saianiu majesty which he could not answer, lie being allow ed to put three questions to him.--Tho lime cauio for the devil to claim his own,' and he consequently appeared. The lirst quest: m the man asked was concerning theology, to v. liich it caused the devil no trouble lo reply The second he answered without hesitation. The man s fate do- is'iiiled on the tliird. What should it be f He hesitated and paled. The cold lu rspi ration on his forehead, while 1.3 shivered willi anxiety, nervousness und terror, and the devil tritimphii'illy sneered. At ,fh:u. jtincluri" the man's wifo appeared, ill the. 'room wilh a bonnet on her head. Alarmed at her husband's condition, she demanded t j know the cause; when informed, sho laughed nnd said : "1 can propound a question which the devil himself cannot -answer. Ask him wliich is tho front ot" this bonnet !"' The devil gavo il up, aud retired in disgust,' and the mau was freo.' Ax editor reli.tes how a colorvil barber made a deadhead of him. Ho olleivd him. the usual ilium. for shaving, when tho ti l low drew himself up wilh considerable pomposity and said : "1 understand dat you is on editor," "Wi ll, wh.il of it V .Said'we.' 'But, my woolly friend," wj continued.' "there are a );ood mmy i dlto:s traveling, iioiv-n-uavs, aud such hbcr.i'.iiy ou your part will prove a ruinous business." "OU, never uiiud," ivinaiked the hhbn, "wo make it nr o'if' jmiwh
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