Didn't Know a Muskrat.
Many j'ears ago there resided at Sara-t(-M
aa eccentric iudvidual by the name
r T-i... C! ll.icto w'in li:u seen tho vieis-
juuu o. ju.-.j, ..vr - -
i-'pit'udcs of life iu various forms. In youth
he spent fifteen years a prisoner aiuoDg
the Indians. There he obtained a knowl
edge of herbs which was his means ol
subsistence as nit Indian doctor in after
years. Ia the pactice of his profession
! e was roaming all over the country, of
ten with his pockets well filled, but, as
often without a solitary cent to swear by.
Ia all circuistances he was fond of his
jjass, and he would resort, when the fickle
oddefs was unkind to hia, to acy means
tf obtaining it. Loitering one day on
the canal dock at llockcster, he fell in
company with a son of Erin just ns
penniless and as thirsty as he was hiui
self. ly accident they succeeded in tak
, iog a large wharf rat, which the Irishman
carefully confined in his pocket hand
kerchief, and under instructions from
Dusty, proceeded to a saloou which stood
close by and entered into a colloquy with
the proprietor.
"I say, landlord, what will yecs be
afther giviu' me for a foline muskrat?"
'What the d I do I want of a mus
krat?" responded the landlord.
"Och, he will be afther makin' a fuine
per. ior toe emmner. jisl loom as mm,
.; t-o - ' j !
- ii i i j a i
So saying he carefully unfolded a cor
' tier of the handkerchief, and the landlord
took a peep.
"Call that a muskrat 1" he roared ; "it's
nothing but a common wharf rat." ,
'I tell yees it's a muskrat," rejoined
lit.
'its a wharf rat don t you suppose 1
know a muskrat."
"I tell yees it's a muskrat, an' if yees
think yees know so much, I'll be afther
layin' a small wager that's it's a muskrat
nu' not a wharf rat at all, at all," peristed
' the obdurate Irishman.
The controversy waxed warm, and
ended in l'at making the following pro
position :
"I'll tell you what I'll do, my foine
. fellow, I'll bet you the value against a
gallon of yer best whusky, that it's a
muskrat."
4'Yho will you leave it to ?" demauded
the landlord. ' '
"Faith, I'm not particular. I'll lave it
to the first man that comes in," was the
xesponsa.
. Done," yelled the landlord, and in
stalked Dusty ' with, "Lindlord give us
at glas of but before he could complete
the sentence he was approached by the
Irishman with
ay, niisther, the landlord an' mesclf
lias jit been afther makin' a little bet,
an' will yecs be so koin las to decide it V
'."' -What's the bet ?" asked Dusty!
"Well, will yees just look in here an'
t -1 1 us what sort uv an animal it is."
Du.-ty looked with care, Ecemcd un
ileeided, looked ajrain and rcspouded :
Certainly, sir ; it is a muskrat."
"Muikrat be d d I" roared! the now
raving landlord ; "do you think I don't
know a muskrat 7"
"31askrat or no muskrat, my foine fel
'Jow, will yees be afther passin over the
gallon ov whusky yees owe inc ?"
The landlord pail the bet, but would
swear to his dying day that he never met
..with an other instance where he found
two fools who neither knew a muskrat.
Hold Fast Below.
A party of Irishmen once upon a time,
contracted to clean a very deep well.
Having none of the usual conveniences
employed for such purposes, they were at
a loss how to get cue of the party off a
.. nt i . 1 Am. 1 A T '
uinu uut water, ujuu, etc. 2i lasi O im-
my PhclaD, a Lerculeau fellow, proposed
apian which was considered just the
thing. It was this : Jimmy was to clasp
' bis big fists around the windlass, then
another of the party was to clamber down
and hold on by his legs, and so on until
lbe last man should be able to leap upon
the ledge. Being slightly corned with
liquor, the. party prepared for the decent,
without stopping to contemplate the diffi
culties iuvolved in the adrenture. With
tared breast, and sleeves tucked up, big
Jimmy seized the round portion of the
windlass directly over the well,and swung
himself over. Another of the party crept
down Jimmy's body and grasped him by
the boots. After several more had fol
lowed suit, aud the humau chain bean to
stretch far into the well, Jimmy became
alive to one great difficulty ; the windlass
did not afford him a good hold in the firt
place, and the height was getting intoler
able. At last human sinew could staud
it no longer, and Jimmy hailed the lower
link in the chain with : "He jabers.
l'at, bowld fast below till I spit on me
bans-" Suiting the action to the words,
he released his hold, when, of course, the
whole part was precipitated to the bottom
ef the well. As luck would have it, there
was more mud than water where the
Ilibercians lit, and they wisely consider
d themselves particularly fortunate io
escaping without actual los3 of cither life
a limb.
A Plea for the Liver.
One of the x highest medical and hy
gienic authorities in the country thus
speaks of the liver : ,
The best abused organ in the human
body is, undougtcdly, the Liccr.
Docs your, mouth taste badly in the
morning? Is your stomach "sour ?"
"Oh ! you're bilious too much bile in
the system, you know. Take a blue pill
and you'll toou be all right 1"
Does your head feel dull and ache
"over the eyes?" Are you "blue" and
grumpy or dyspeptic or neuralgic or
troubled with dizziness, or "see fpecks,
or "don't feci very well yourself?"
"Tour liver is torpid that's what's the
matter with you. A blue pill will straigh
ten you out in no time !"
"And so this over worked gland, with a
double duty to perform, is blamed i for
what it docs do, aud what it doesn't do;
for doing too much and for doing too lit
tle, and is punched and spurred, accused
and abused, in a manner that none but. a
poor, spiritless drudge would submit to.
The fact is, we set a harder task than
making brick without straw. We ask it
to m-kc bile without blood, and punish
it with poisons when it fails to do so. '
The younger Flint, professor of Phy
siolcgy in the Dellevue Ilosiptal Medical
College, New York, has laid the Liver
and its owners uuder obligations to him
for all time, by teaching us' what is the
true function and office of this, the larg.
est gland in the body, and the one most
uuivcrsally found iu all animals. It was
through his studies and experiments that
it was first clearly shown what the lilt is
and what its uses are.
Uric-fly, the waste matter of the brain
and ccrtes is one of the essential mater
ials out of which bile, to the extent in
health of two and a half pounds a day, i
manufactured. This waste nerve matter
with other refuse, is cxccrctcd from (tak
en out of) the blood by the liver, trans
formed into bile and poured into the in
tc-stines to assist in digestiou and to pre
vent constipation and flatulency. .
'Hut the production of this waste goes
on in the brain, two or three feet from
the liver, and in every other part of the
body whervcr a nerve filament reaches
and the only way the liver can use thi:
waste is by having it brought by the blood
to its workshop. Manifestly, if the cir
culation of the blood is impcrfeet, the
manufacture of bile will be limited, and
then, usually, we pitch into the liver a
blue pill, or a dose of calomel, or of pod
ophyllin. Xor is the insufficient production ;of
bile,- and the consequent imperfect diges
tion, constipation, and flatulence, all the
evil. This waste matter of the uerves
aud brain, if not thoroughly and prompt
ly carried off in the circulation, acts as
an irritant and poison to the tissues iu
which it remains, aud hence headaches
and neuragia, or aching of the nerves.
Xow, if there is any one fact more clear
ly understood and admitted than another,
in the wonderful and complex operations
of the living body, it is that there can be
do vigorous, or even negatively healthy
circulation of the blood without a vii;or
ous tonic condition of the muscles. And
this vigorous, healthy, tonic condition of
the muscles can only be attained by their
exercise or use. And so it is clear why
sedentary persons suffer more from their
livers than persons of active habits. It
is, also, clear that so long as some persons
must lead sedentary lives and be debar
red from active and diffused exercise,
such persons must suffer, unless some
substitute for diffused exercise be attain
able Ten minutes' Cumulative Exercise,
once a dty'.- will do more to secure an
open hepatic duct (and to a freer char
ity), a vigorous circulation in the por
tal system (and so a more active love for
the neighbor), and a healthy Liver (and
thus a blighter hope for the future than
all the anti bilious pills ever peddled.
Moral : ij you would avoid Bilious
ness and it attendant imps, let your Liv
er alone and attend to your Muscle.
The Catasaqua Manufacturing Company
paid out duxing the year 1871, for labor
alone, the large amount of S271.G7G, and
the Crane Iron Company paid out 6170,
000 for the same time making in all $441,
C7C. .
The Iielvidere Apotta publishes a list
of 125 persons in Warren county who are
aged 80 years aud upwar ds, the oldest be
ing a lady of Delvidere, who has com
pleted her 103d. ,
The First National Dank of Faston, on
the 1st instant, had SG08,767.19 in loans
and discounts. The same institution had
on deposit from individuals $111,371.81
A tree which was cut down last week
in Kansas contained two bushels of bees
and three hundred pounds of beautiful
transparent honey.
It cost $37,026,14 to suppress the
ijcraaton riot of Iait year.
THE ORIGINAL
SEW !M MA I! I lYE,
IMPEOYED.
The Simplest, ' ' !
The Most Complete,
The Handsomest, !
The Ilcst in the Market.
Its Simplicity. Durability, Rape of Opera
tion, Perfection in Mechanical construction,
Lightness and Beauty in Style and Finish,
and adaptation to a large range of work,
delight and satisfy everybody, and challenge
the World. ':
LOOK AT THE IMPROVEMENTS.
A New and Improved Drop Feed.
A New and Improved Tension.
A New and Improved Ilemraer.
A New and Improved Feller.
t New and Improved Braider
A New and Improved Cordcr. ; ,
Jl New and Improved Head and Lifter.
A New and Improved Tuck Marker
A New anJ Improved Binder, j
A New and Improved Quilter
A New and Improved ltufHer
IT MAKES THE
Elastic Lock Stitch
WHICH WILL NOT tNRAVEL.
Stay Its Simplicity enables any one to be
come proficicut. '
An earnest invitation 13. extended to
those about topurchasc a Sewing Machine,
to call, examine, and be convinced.
FOI! SAIjIZ BY
DAttlUS MlEflKR, Agcut,
STllbuDSBUUG, PA.
. aug 17 tf
G. H. Dreher. E. B. Dreher
(2 doors west of the "JefTcrsonian Office,")
ELIZABETH STRKKT,'
Stroudsburg, Pa.,
DREHER & BR O.,
PKALEP.S l.V
Diusrs, Irietlicines, I'crlumes'y
and Toilet Articles.
3?aiiTts,
OILS, VABNIS1IFS, GLASS & PUTTY
Abdominal Supporters - and Shoulder
Braces.
Seeley't
Hard UL'RSSEIl Tlll'SSUS Also
: Hitter's
TKUSSES OF VARIOUS PATTERN'S
Lamps and Lanterns Burning
- and Lubricating Oils. ;
Physician' . Prescriptions carefully Com-
1m un led. ...
N. IJ. The highest Cash price raid for
OIL of WINTER GREEN.
may 4-tf.
LEWIS T. LI. it A It & To.
, DEALKKS IN - .
Dry Hoods'. ' ' '.
Yankee JTotions, ' '
Groceries.
J'rovitions. .
Hour and Feed.
Fish and Salt,
Boots anil .Shoes.
JIurdicare,
Wooden Ware.
Crockery ,
Brushes Brooms,
Jvirosene.
and. in short, almost everything you can
think ot or ask lor; all ot which are of
fered at smash down prices, at the old
stand, on .Main-street, "between the Uank
and the JJfersontan office.
lhe public are inv.ted to call.
LEWIS T. LA BAR & CO.
February 1G, 1871.
"1
Making.
ge
The undersigned takes this method of
iuforming the public, that he still con
linues the above business in all its branches
at his old Stand, on Franklin ' street,
fctroudsburg, ra., where he will be hap
py io receive orders for work in bia line,
including general
Wheelwrighting,' Blacksmith-
ing, .rainting, Trimming,- &c.
His stock, of the best oualitv of seasoned
lumber is large and very complete; and as
nas a lull lorce of ursr class workmen
at all the branches he flatters himsell
that he is fully prepared to accomodate
an wno tavor him with orders, and guaran-
tee entire satislaction.
llcpairing promptly attended to
VTA. HUNTSMAN.
July 28,-1870.
Cards, Bill-Heads, Labels, &c, :
SKAT, CAEAP AD QUICK,
Printed to Order at the
JEFFERSONIAN
O FFIOE,
Main Street, Stroudsburg, Pa.
J5A1J Orders promptly filled. Hive m
i cull.
Carria
J oh
Printing
Kcticc! Notice!!
To all Whom it may Concern I ! 1
The inrlersirnp.1. Ii.ivin" ."one iutn the
r " -i n
Broom Businct-K, would notily the public,
most re.-nfj-.tf'tillv thnt ho is nrennrcd. willi
i j i - - -- - i i '
thfi llPSt li nil ln!:t imnrni'Pl! m:ir liinprv. and
the bcil quality of material, to manufacture
Eroosis, Wiiists, and Small Brccms
for children, in a manner superior to nny
thing in that- line ever offered for sail in
Monroe County at wholesale and retail,
a little below city prices. He is alto pre
pared to furnish, to order, at short notice
Eroom Machines, Handles, "Wire & Twine
all of the best, and warmtcd to give satisfac
tion. The use of one of my Brooms will set
tle the fact, beyond nil dispute, that better
can be obtained JVom me. than can be pro
cured in the city.
To the Farmers of Monroe County, he
would Bay that they can now find a home
market for all the broom Corn 1 hey can raise,
and each farmer should strive to raise enough
for his own use and have some Jell to tell.
Thoso . desiring eced ' to plant 'can ahvay
find an abundance of the best quality of Seed
by callings on the undersigned.
The undersigned will, also, attend to
SAW FILING at the shortest possible
notice, and frpm his experience in this
branch of businc.-s, he flatters himself that
he cannot fail to give perfect satisfaction.
Before purchasing elsewhere, persons will
most certainly advance their interests by
calling and examining my stock of Brooms
fTf Country Produce taken in exchange,
Don't forget the place, on Franklin Street,
opposite Wm. Huntsman's Livery btable.
A. It. CARMER,
March 16, '71. tf.
AN extensive lot of STOVES of
all descriptions have been received at
the store of the subscriber, in the borough
of Stroudsburg. He has
COOKING STOVES, & PARLOR STOVES,
of the latest improvements; and entire new
styles, and considerable saving of fuel, whicl
can be had at the lowest City prices. Also
all kinds of
S to ve-?ip e.
A large assortment of TIN WARE of cv
cry description, constantly on hand, which
will be sold at wholesale and retail, as rca
sonablo as can be had in the Civ.
All kinds of repairing done in the shortest.
cheapest and best manner. Call and cxra
ine his stock before you purchase elsewhere.
Feb. 11, 69. WM, S.FLORY.
Harness & Saddlery.
The. above business has again been re
sumed at the old stand, lately wept away
by the late fl o:l, near - I'ald win's Hotel, in
Stroudslurr, where will be kept constantly
on hand t!ie best assortment of
lianas, donuic asid single.
Saddle,
Dridies,
rollors,
and every other article usunely furnished in
thid line of busniep?. Work made to order
on the shortest notice. A large assortment
of
Mountings and Saddlery Hard
ware always on hand. Call and make your owe
selection, and it will be furnished in tyle ard
price not to be excelled in this market.
Strict attention paid to repairing and done
in shortest notice. Call and examine
JOHN O. SAYLO It. Agent f.r
PETER URUVEIt.
October G, 1S70. tf
NOW IS THE TI5IE TO CSE
III the Full and Winter whon vnnr rnw.
give but little milk this powder is ture to
increase ,ne quantity ana improve 1 tie qual
ity. For horsoa, it increases the appetite
promotes digestion, cxhilerates lh pniriins
renders the coat soft and shining. For IIos
one package in your swill barrel wili hasten
the fattening process nt least 100 ner eent.
This powder has provod an excellent article
I TTi .
ior sneep. un sure you get the
Genuine Youatt's Condition Powder,
MANUFACTURED BY
XV E 1 L S A 31 IIOI.I.I ASIUI,
All other is a counterfeit. See that the
name of WM- IIOLMNSIIISAI) is on each
package and buy no other. Wa minted to
give satisfaction or t lie money refunded.
Nov. 10, '03 WM. IIOLLLXSHEA)).
UNDERTAKING.
McCARTY has on hand the largest and
best assortment of
COFFINS
and
WWsPR-j? TRIMMINGS
tobe founil outside of either citv rNew YnrL
or l'ltiladelnhiaV and will make this hmnod
of his business A SPECIALITY.
COFFINS aud CASKETS of anv sir nr
style, can be furnished at one hour' notice
for shipment, at, a ciiarue or ONR-TjURn
hV.hH THAN ANY SHOP IN StUOUDSIIUIU In
no case will he charge more than TEN PER
vr.. l above actual cost.
M IS . 1 M I , (,
attendod to in any p.irt of tho County m
HJW einmusi poJalDIC IIOIICC Ofpl, ?() ,'07
MONROE COUNTY .
Mutual Fire '.Insurance Company.
CHARTER PERPETUAL.
Amount of Property . Insured $1,300,00
The rate of Insurance in this Company
is one dollar lor every thousand dollars in
sured, after which payment no further char
ges will be made, except to cover actual lost
by fire that may fall upon members of the
Company.
The policies issued by this Company are
perpetual, and atTord the fullest security,
with the largest economy and convenience,
T Ins company will not issue Tanneries
Distilleries or Cabinet Shops.
Applications for Insurance may be made
to either of the Managers, Survejorsor Sec.
retary.
MANAGERS.
J. Deptie Lnlar, Jacob Knecht,
Richard S. Staples, John Ldmger, '
Silas L. Drake, Francis Ilagerman,
Charles D. JJrodhead, Jacob StoufTer, .
Robert Coys, Theodore Schoch,
William Wallace, Thomas W. Rhodes,
Stogdcll Stokes,
. STOGDELL STOKES, President.
E. B. DaEHER, Secretary and Treasurer.
Silos L. Drake, Monroe co.
Melchoir Spragle, "
Peter Gilbert,
Geo. G. Shatcr,
Tho. W. Rhodes, " ' Surveyors.
b. A. Oppelt, aync co.
J. II. Wells, Pike co.
Rich'd Camden, Northampton,
Sam'l Zicgciifus, Carbon.
The stated meeting of the board of
Managers takes place at the Secretary s of
fice, on the first Tuesday of e ich month, at
2 o olock F. M.
"SAMUEL HOOD,
Whoh'sale and Rdail Dealer
in
CO0K&PARL0U STOVES,
TIN & SHEET-IKON WARE,
AND IX
Metal House Furnishing L'ocds
GENERALLY.
Rooling and- gp.atiag::
done on .liort imtiee, uith (lie Lest material,
aii-l at rca!i:iWe prices.
His stock of Cook, I'm lor mid Ollit-ti Stoves
embraces all the Le.-t v:inctie.s known to
tho tnule.
CALL 'AMD SEE.
Store third bmMinrr. ahovo the Methodist
Chnirn. Main street,
STHOlTDSUnHI, I 'A.
Angu.-t 4, lSTti. tf. ; '
(The IXGREDIEN'TS THAT
ICOMPOSE KOSADALIS are
Published on every package, tbcre-
ioro his not a, secret preparation,
consequently
PHYSICIANS PRESCRIBE IT
It is a certain euro for Scrofula,
Syphilis in all its forms, Kbsunia
tism, Skin Diseases, Liver Coin
plaint and all dismasts of tho
Blood. . .
,CN3;ECTTL2 CF IICSAUALIS
will do more ood than ten bottlca
of the Syrups of Saxsaparilla
TH' UNDE-JSIGNtO PHYSICIANS
hitvt: used Rosadalis in theirpmctico
for tlio j;i-st three years and freely
cudorso it as a reliable Alterativo
and liluod Turihcr. ;
DH. T. C. 1'IT, II, of Eattimcie.
nu.T. j. r.ovKi.v,
I)H. M W f M II ' t
EX
l)H. 1-'. O. DAN N K.Ll.Y, "
Dlt. J. S. SPAUKS, of Xicholasvillo,
DIt. J. L. McCARTHA, Columbia,
S. C.
DR. A. 15. N'Or.LKS, Edjecomb, N. C.
USED AUD EUD0ESED BY
J. B. FRENCH S; SONS, Fall River
Mass.
F. W. S.MITir,.T;,ckson, Mich
A. V. WUKKLi.lM.inia, Ohio.
It. HAI.L.l.iiiiA.tjl.i,,. '
Lj
t'RAYLN & l-O-, r...rloMsvmo. Va
SA.M'L. O. JIcFAUUr.V Mnrri.L
Loi-o, leuu.
Our snaeo M-ill net iiu.,. r
i any I -
tctiJed 1i'I:i.hLm in ..,i.: . .
virtues of Rosa.lalis. Totl.e Medical
i ioiuson v -o guarantee a Fluid Kx
tract sum l iiii-1.. ..ni-ii..,.. i ..
used iu tho treatment of diseased
II loo. -. anil in (Ki, oii . . . ..
i,V - - - miuh n i w aai u t
UoS.l,l;lln nn,l v,ii n l't 1... .....'I
to lu-aUli.
Rusadulii Is sold bv nil I
piico fji.50 j,tr bultlu. Adurtai
. ; C3, CLS1IE17T3 & c:; ;
Manufacturing CfteuUtf
july 20'71 ly.
B
LANKS OF ALL KINDS for Sale at
this Office.
" ' '"--
11 e?;i?r.-.!!'::J't-;.s;3
r
T
GO TO J. II. McCARTI'S.
. .... i 7
ODD-FKLLO VTS' HALL MAIN St
. ... - .,lJ1-
S TR O UD SB VR G. PA.; f '
ond Buy youi ' '
FustNiTUz::, cakpets, .'.
OIL.CLOTHi!,KVGSl
AYJSDOW SHADES, ,
CCJItYAlSS & riXTUllCt
TABLECLOTHS, AC.J.
,-: and 6ive .
At Least Two Profits.
As McCarty buys, direct from the manuro-
lurer, lor casli (not OO cays), he can'eeljy
MORE FURNITURE,
- .t
, , .OF ABETTER QUA LIT;
' AND FOR LESS MONEY
than vou can bnv at : etail either in i;L '
country, and every article if warranted to ba
as repreentea. Sept. 1SC7.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills
.... - . i
For Un- r(-lii-ra,r
rure of .-ill itrmnw.
neh, hver, ah.. t,j.w.;
eK ;i4icv ;rrc luiid-n.er;.-.,t,
;.w SB.
exreH.til iiHiystin..
lH-in)c; (mc-lv
tnl)!, t!i.-v voiitaj,,.
ii.ni.iTii-t-irtii,c
lal nlialevcr. Jiu -h,
M rioii lr!;v.r alii
. n Kerinv is irtTit-
I I'V ii.eir tiiwl.-
ue; and evcr- family .hniM e them nrt h.-n,
lor their pi-oleclion .tuil relief, when n-uuirr-l.
Lonjr expuriemv lias i.rove. I.'hmii to , tli -.a r
ent, biireitl, and !ot of all tlie fill rilti wtii-is
tliu market ahuiinds. Hy their ..--;,-i. .'
tiio blood ii purified, ll:e corrt;:ii'r,s tiir Tt!
tem expelled, oh.-triietions ix-moved, !,n l
whole maoliiiiery of life restore. I 10 ii hcihlir
activity. lutern:il nrjran wbi. Ii bei-inne l..;vc,"
li lid fcluL'Uli are clcaMed by Afirr'n t'illiv,.
fetimulated into a-!jon. 'I bus iiM-ijjirm .ii-.-a-r
is chan.7d into lienlsti, tlie value of ibi.,n-hM'iRr
M'hen reckoned (rti the vat muhht .:.e x aj .J
it, can hardly be computed. Their miksi- pimm.,'
makes ttiem piea.-cnt to t:i k. ; l.. 1 ire.-ervcilirir
virtues unimpaired t'ov any Ie::j::f of tar.', -a
that thev are ever fn-sh, :uut jjci-iT-tly ve!i:d.l..
Although s(-ar'h:iir, tfiey are mild, and ui rvii
without !i.tiir!iaji,e Ij li'.c constitution, erbri,r
ocupatioii.
Full directions are jtivck oi tbe iviprer t.
each 1kx, how to u.-e tln- a K.t:r.ily l'bi.-,
and for t.'.e following complaint--, wlii. ii
rnpidly cure:
For Jj ie;ii or S itdisiN?ioii. S.!.tl.
j:e. B..t Uirr at:.! . :.r .1 :if:?-. r!ir
fcliould I.e taken iiio.b'ratrly -tiiii:i..!.- ih"
m:h, and vestorc it- ba:iy lorn- nn-l r--t . s !
1-or iiv-r Coii"ii.t mid i- v.triou- -Tins-torn-,
fJili;-i -;ii;it ;.e, icl - B2 ::
.iclie. S aumlirr or U rwa ,iicb ril.
lonn Co'it aud E?s!i.'u ''. r. ti.f-y rliuM
be jui'ii- iou-'iy t.'r'K.'ii f-'.r c.:: li ;.-.'. U c,ii i.i'l iln
lli-eaM-d action e i' remove ob-tni' li-n- wladi
cau-e it. -, ' J
For JJrsentory or t r:l;;vsi, but en-;
mild d -e i-ir-'iiv.-iily lei'iirr.J. '' '
ior EJ !n'm:.sf Cwtji:j. ran el. I.1-
itutiwn f tSu- l'-irt. in
SJ-.ci. l ff.oina. ti'ty !i;id c.V'.Th.
ilou.ly taken, refi:i!''d, to .!i:ii".'r t",e rfii-n-.d
a"ti.-n of the sy-t.-m. "i i:h -u.':i iU:i'..r u.-
complaints disappear.
For S)roi.y and 2?ro;tiii5l .mo!!Ic".
they Kliould be taken in larire :o: ::-,i:r::t W-4
to j."roluce the elV.'.'t of a ilra.-ti-; pu;X''-
l or hui!riMion. a lar-fe do-.r tin'd V
taken, a it produee5 the di-aircd eiMU't Uy .-J'.-Uliy.
,
As a Tiinurr '. take om or (wu.l'if1i
promote ii:;retion and relieve th Mir,:nii,
vn ocriisi.ma! iloc .--tiiiiiil.-ilc- the -i-.ma--'n ii'l
lxiwels, restures (be apprf ir.'. n:id inrfi'Mf. t
system. Hem e it is oi;."n adv.-ie.ta!.'rtt"
110 erious ib'rane'v.ent -i-ts. (l ie if i
tolerably wdl. often liuds t'mt a !.
J'illit m'akes bim feci decide. II Vrt-itii-, frf.it! th":.
eleaj'.tin.r and renovr.tins efie.rt o.i tho ilioOlin
apparatus.
i r.H'AKi.n r.v - ?
B.". J. C. A1'i:i: C '()., Vsnrfirnl CU: ti.-:.,
loiveli., :i.iss., t sr.."
for sale BT all Liivut.i.sT.s i.wi'siwv.i.r::
sept Jl-ly ... . .. ,
Itcli! Itcli! Xtcli!
SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCfi!
IIOLLIXSIIEAB'S ITCH k SALT IIHElll GIMUDP
No Family should be without this nim
ble medicine, for on the first appearance of
the disorder on the wri.-ds, between the. fin
gers, &.c, a slight application of the Omi
me tit will cure it, and prevent its bein ta
ken by others.
Warranted to give satisfaction or monry
refunded. : . ' ;
Prepared and j-ohl, wholesale and retail,
by V. IIOLLLVSHEAD, ',
Stroudshtirg, Oct. HI. T7. Dru-gih
Ayer's ' ;
air Vigors
For restoring v to Gray Hair its
natural Vitality and Color. M
A 1 res? ins
which
onrc :icree:ible,
luv.lthy; fc-1
ciTccitKil tor
pr.servn)i th.
color, rtith tin
rjhw C7td fiVSii-xcss of youth.' TWiv
hair is thiike-io.l, falling hair rhcilvf'V
nil .baldness often, though not alwa-S .
cured ly its ut Xothinsr can i-etort
the 4, hair .where tlm follicles aro de
stroyed, or tho i;lantU atropliifd .i"'
decayed ; but such a remain can V"
saved by this application, and s-tituu-.
l.ited into activity, so that a -'.'
growth of hair is produced. In.steal
of fouling tho hair with n pasty vli
nient, it will keep it clean and virous
Its occasional u-e will prevent the li:tir
from tuniiti' rjnv oc failin oil', and
consequently prevent baldness. " 1'"
restoration of itaiity it jives to 'tho
scalp nrresrs an i prevents the lo"m
tiou of da nd rti If, which i often so U'l.
cleanly and oMisive. Five from thL'
delctcrioa-i .substancj-; which 't,
some piej.t rat ions d:uirvous and iJ'' '
rixts to the hair, the Vigor can "'"
benefit but not harm ' it. ' If .wO-1"-merely
'f.r a JIAIR ))RlSSlN
nofliin else can be found .soA'siriM
Containing neither oil nor dyo, it dos
not swtl wh-iio ciimbrie, ami yet l:s?s
long on" th., Iiair, giving it a rich, .
tu.tr., and : rrateful perfume.
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.,
Plaeiienl and Anulytieat l Ueuiii' '
XiOWLXL, MASS,
ecpL'Jl.ly ., 1 .
mm stores fad'
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