A maiden lady, alludiug to lier youth ful accomplishments, said that at six months of age she went alone. A roali ti.ius individual present remaikcd : 'Vcs ; you have been going aloue ever eiuee." A Philadelphia poet was leaning pen sively on his umbrella, the other day, when a frieod asked him if he remember el 15ry:iut's beautiful lines ou Autumn. Ves," he remarked, ''they go thusly : The melancholy days have come; the sad dot ol the year, when it's too warm for wh'u-key punch, and too cool lor lager beer." Commissioner Uaker. of the Pension Ofiir.. hit, been iiidofatiiraMe since he was appointed, in having the names o undeserviu1' pensioners stricken from the rolls, and iu punishing Irau'Ji. uuring the past year three hundred and one names which had been improperly placed rn the pension rolls were dropped, and nine attorneys have been convicted ol Iraud, while others are awaiting trial.- 1 1 e thinks that sn annual publication of the roll of pensioner?, in their various Io calities, would expose many impostcrs. A corespondent of the Country Gentle man s.iys if coperas and salt peter water are used around pear trees, tho tree show the effects in a lame vield of fruit, lie tried this on a IJarlett rear tree that had yielded no fruit for two years previous ; that very year it yielded 155 large, fine pear?, aud the following year 25U large. line ones, and it is still doing fiuely. If ipcar trees want iron which most soils are ' deficient sulphate of iron, or coperas is a good woy to supply it. Some not uninteresting sntisties in re pard to the members of the United States Senate are found in the columns of an ex chanire. From these it arrears that Senator Cameron is the oldtt Senator And Senator Spencer the youngest. lcvcn senators have been governors of States; nine were born in New York, Gf ty two in New England, seven came from tho British Isles and one apiece from Canada and Prussia. Of the profession? represented, the editorial has eleven mem bers. There aer eight manufacturers, three doctors, two clergymen, one teach cr aud one "general business. A Bad Habit. Two young ladies, sisters, were at school in London, where they had been tent from Jamaica, their native place. Alter evry one but themselves was asleep they used to get up quietly, slip down in the kitchen, and there catch and cat the cockroaches. The extraordinary habit was not detected for some time, but at l ist the mitress found it out and remon strated with them. They, howover, de fended themselves by faying that they had seen her eat shrimps, which fed up on all manner of can ion, whereas the cock roaches were clean feeders, living on the crumbs which h id been suffered to lie" about in the kitchen. Even afrer the discovery, it was almost impossible to keep them from the kitchen at night ! strong was their love of the cockroach es. Around the 7 orld. Through tickets around the world are now issued, the price being 51,145 in goM, and the running time eighty-one iya. The line of route, goim; west ward, is lnnii New York to Saa Francisco say ..l)00 miles ; San Francisco to Yokahoma, 4.700 thence to Hong Kong. l,G0O miles, thence to Calcutta, 3,500 mi!es,thence to Bombay, 1,400 miles, Bombay to Suez. 3.000 miles, from Suez by the way of Alexandria and Briudisi, to London, say -.300 miles, and from London to New- York, 3,200 miles. When the projected improvements ot the Indian route are carried into effect across E irope, and a great continental railroad is established with proper branches and connections through Asia, the trip around the world will be shorter in duration and space, and at the same time much more interesting. There is a great deal more small nox prevalent than there should be, but after all the mortality from that disease does not seem to be very great. The truth i that a few cases make a deal of noise aud Eatcrally excito considerable public an prehension. In Boston the number of dctahs annually by the disease is "iven as follows : In 1SG2, 13 ; in 1SG3, 11 ; iu 1SG1, 113; in 18G5, 115; in 18GG51; in 18G7, 144 ; iu 1868, 8 ; in 1SG9, G ; in 1870, 32; in 1871, 22. Thcec return?, we tmnk, show persistent and thorough vaccination may be relied upon to Leer the disease well under. Great paius are taken ia Loston to secure geueral vaccina tion ; the children in the public schools must submit to the process ; an 1 the city physicians vaccinate all applicants gratui tously. Much care is also taken to pro cure fresh and pure virus, and ooc doctor io ltoxbury it appears has shaved the abdomen of a calf and keeps the unhappy creature in a state of unceasing varioloid. The Mormous tell one good story of Brighani Youug. Among the applicants ia the special privilege of taking a se cond wife, there came, one day, a brother of aouuusually doubtful character, when something like the following dialogue en sued : "So you want to take another wife, do you i 'Ye, if you please, Brother Brigham." Yell, the short of the matter is, that jou can't have one." "Why can't I have ODe, as well as the other saints?" "So you want to know the whole story, do you V 44 Yes ; I should like to know why I tan't have mare than one wife, as well as the rest of em." "Well, you shall know, then in short aider : 1 want your race to die out !" . When a young ladise receive presents irom gentlemen tbey inform "mamma," if she iuquires, that it was a "philopeoa jseacut." Q. H. Dreher. E. B. Ureter STOBE (2 doors west of the "JefTersonian Office,") ELIZABETH STREET, Sfromlsburg, la., DREHER & BRO., DEALKKS IX Drugs, 31 c?i cities, Perfumery and Toilet Articles. IPaiiits, OILS, VAIiNISIIES, (J LASS & PUTTY Abdominal Supporters and Shoulder Braces. Seeley's Hard RlHE5t TKl'SSES Also Hitter's THUSSES OP VARIOUS PATTERNS Lamps and Lanterns Burning and Lubricating Oils. Physicians' Prescriptions carefully Com pounded. X. 1. Tho liichost Cash price paid for OI L of H I MLlLtJIILL.N. may 4-tf. Notice! Notice!! To all Whom it may Concern ! 1 The undersigned, having gone into the Broom Busi nets, would notity the public, most re.-pectfully, that he is prepared, wiih the Lost and lait-st improved machinery, am the best quality of material, to manufacture Brooms, Whists, and Small Brooms f.r c.'ulu.-en, in a manner superior to any tiling in that fine ever offered for sail in Monroe Coun'y at wholesale and retail, a little below city prices. lie is also pre pared to furnish to order, at short notice Broom Machines, Handles, Wire &Twine all of the best, and warrntcd to give satufac tion. The use of on3 of my Brooms will set tin the fact. beyond all dispute, that better can be outlined tVom me. than can be pro cured iu the city. To the Farmers of Monroe County, he would say that they can now find a home market for all ihe broom Corn l hey can raise, and each farmer should strive to raise eioogh for his own use and have some left to fell. Those desiring eed to plant c;in alwny find an abundance of the best quality of Seed by cubing on the undersigned. The undersigned will, also, attend to SAW FILING at the shortest possible notice, and from his experience in this branch of business, he flaters himself that he cinnot fail to give perfect satisfaction. Before purchasing elsewhere, persons will most certainly advance their interests by calling and examining my stock of Brooms. flC Country Produce taken in exchange. Don'i forget the place, on Franklin Street, opposite Win. Huntsman's Livery Stab'e. A. 11. CARMElt, March If, '71. tf. Cards, Bill Heads, Labels, k, X EAT, C A E A P A D QUICK Printed to Order at the JEFFER S ONI AN O FFIOE, Main Street, Stroudsburg, Pa. Ml Orders promptly fdled. Give us a call. in V1T1 JiOW 18 THE TI ME TO USE Yonalt's Condition Pointer In the Fall and Winter when vour cow. give but little milk this powder is pure to increase .he quantify and improve the qual ity. ror honsre, it increases the appetite promotes digestion, exhilerates the t-pirils renders the coat foU nnd shining. For IIos one package in your swill barrel wili hasten the fattening process nt least 100 percent This powder has proved an excellent article for sheep. JJe sure you get the Genuine Yonatt's Condition Powder, MANUFACTURED BY W I JL Li 2 A .TI IIOI.S.B.VSIIL: AI, AM other is a counterfeit. See that the name of WM HOLLINSUEA J) is on each package and buy noother. Warranted to 2ive satisfaction or the money refunded. ov. iu,'(,d WM.IIOLLINSHEAI). 7 PER CENT. BOROUGH BONDS FOE SALE. The Borough of Stroudsburg offers for sal 7 per cent, bonds to suit purchaser Tw f onds are issued under Act of Assemble nf avim, l3u, uumunzinjT ujo isHUc. Gf oonus io an amount not exceeding 5,000 for ihe purpose of raising funds for the purchase of a Steam Fire Engine and ap paratus. Said bonds are exempt from all laxaiiou except fur Stale purposes; and a rare opportunity i offered to capitalists, large or small, for investment at home on the most favorable terms; and at the same time, for aiJing a worthy enterprise. For futher information inquire of either of the underigned. THEO. SCHOCII, Chief Burgess. Attest: B. S. Jacoby, Secy. a.ii a-tf rrmftn THE ORIGINAL HOWE SEWING MACHINE, IMPEOVED. The Simplest, The Most Complete, The Handsomest, The Best in the Market. Its Simplicity, Durability, Ease of Opera tion. Perfection in Mechanical construction Ltchtne-s and Beauty in Style and Finish, nnd adaptation to a large range of work. delight and satisfy everybody, and challenge the World. LOOK AT THE IMPROVEMENTS. A New and Improved Drop Feed. A New aud Improved Tension. A New and Improved Ilemmer. A New and Improved Feller. A New and Improved Braider A New and Improved Corder. A New aud ImproveiHIead and Lifter. A .New and improved luck iUarkcr A New end Improved Binder. A New and Improved Quiltcr. A New and Improved llufiler IT MAKKS THE Elastic Lock Stitch WHICH WILL NOT UNRAVEL. 6f Its Simplicity enables any ouo to be come proGcicut. Au earnest invitation is extended to those about to purchase a Sewing Machine to call, examine, aud be convinced. FOR SA.L.13 V Y DARIUS DREHER, Agent STROUDSBURG, PA. anjr 17 tf LEWIS T. LA BAH & Co DEALERS IX Dry Goods f Yankee Motions, Groceries, Provisions, Flour aud Feed, Fish and Salt Boots and Shoes, Hardware, Wooden Ware, Croehery, Brushes cf- Brooms Kerosene and, in short, almost everything you can think of or ask for; all ot which are of fercd at smash down prices, at the ol stand, on Main-street, between the Dank and the Jrffersvnuin office. The public are invited to call. LKWIS T. LA 13 A 11 & CO. February 10, 1871. Making. (TP, ( The undersigned takes thismcthod of informing the public, that he still con tinucstbeabovcbusinessinall its branches at his old Stand, on Franklin street. Stroudsburg, Pa., where he will be hap py to receive orders for work in his line, iucluding general Wheelwrighting, Blacksmithing-, Painting, Trimming, &c. His stock, of the best quality of seasoned lumber is large and very complete; and as has a full force of firsr class workmen at all the branches, he flatters himself that he is fully prepared to accomodate all who favor him with orders, and guaran tee entire satisfaction. llepairing promptly attended to WM. IIUXTSMAX. July 28,-1870. Itch! ItcliTltcli ! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! USE ble medicine, for on the first appearance of laiiiiir fiiuuiu uc wii nnui intR vn im me tiisoruer on the wrists, betweeu the fin gere, &c, a slight application of the Quit ment will cure it, and prevent its bein ta ken by others. Warranted to give satisfaction or money IIIUJIUUU. Prepared and ohl. wholesale and retail by W. IIOLL1NSHEAJ), Stroudsburg, Oct. 31. '67. Druggist. Notice of Application foi Kc-chartcr. Notice is hereby given that application will be made to the next Legislature, by the association composed of the Stockholders of lite STROUDSBURG BANK, for the renewal of the Charter of pa id It ink J he name and style of said corporation shall continue io be, "The Stroudsburg Bank The location of said Dtnk tdull mm to be in the Borough of StrouiLluir. n,l county of Monroe. The object of snid association to con tinue the existence of paid mmnrav Jw-iv as a bank ot iwue, discount, and deposit! U"UC1 pruviMonsot liieueneral Banking law of April 16, 1850, and its supplement! The amount of Capital Stork nf nA Corporation 8lr.ll be One Hundred Thousand Dollars ($1(XJ,()U() in shares ot Twenty-five Dollars (25) each. liy order of the Board of Directors. ji "iiLLt STfifi I iv i r t- i no IKWjS President J. A1ACKEV, Cashier. Stroudsburg Pa. june 15 fim. GSliisc'rirkr8 to Peters' Mu sical Monthly get all the latest I. . II....!. . , . M TJ S I C Hnv urai iuuisic ai one ana iwo cents a piece. Every number con tains irom fc-i to -i worth of new "CTj Music; and it can be had for 30 J-J cents. The July and August num- Abers contain Thirty Pieces of Mu sic, (72 pages, sheet-music size,) P'and will be mailed for 50 cents. Address J. L. PETKUS, 503 i LOOK THIS WAY, ALL WHO WANT Carriage Work or Blacksmithing DONE IX A SUPERIOR MANNER! -. iijj ouu.MTiuer uegs leave iu iu jgffAform the public that he is fully pre T,tl., e..t :i i t : ir pared, at his establishment, at the corner of Simpson and Sarah streets, in the borough of Stroudsburg, to make to order, every style of Carriage, Wagon, and, in fact, everything iu his line of bu siuess, at the shortest possible notice, and ou the most reasonable terms. Carriaccs repaired, trimmed and paint ed in the best style of the art. llavinj; nrst-class material always on haud, and none but first-class workmen engaged, the public are assured that none but first class work will be turned out at his shop. In connection with his Carriage Shop he has also a Blacksmith Shop, where superior workmen will always be found ready to attend to the orders of customers The public are invite.1 to call aud ex amine his stock before purchasing else where. VALENTIN IS KAUTZ. September ID, 18G7.-tf. A IV oxtciitivc lot of STOVERS of L jL all descriptions have been received at the 6tore f the subscriber, in the borou" of Stroudsburg. lie has COOKING STOVES, & PARLOR STOVES of the latest improvements; and entire new styles, and contsiderublesavingof fuel, which can be had at tne lowest City prices. Also all kinds of Stove-3?ipe. A large assortment of TIX WARE ofev ery description, constantly on hand, whic will be sold nt wholesale and retail, as rea sonahle as can be had in the Citv. - All kinds ot repairmgdone in the shortest, cheapest and best manner. Call and exam ine his stock before you purch-ise elsewhere Feb. 11, 69. WM, S.FLORY. UNDERTAKING. McCARTY has on hand the largest nnd best assortment of COFFINS and THIM3IIXGS tobefuunl outside of cither city (New Yor or Philadelphia), and will make this branc of his business A SPECIALITY. COFFINS and CASKETS f an? size or style, can be furnished at one hour's notice for shipment, at a charge of one-third LESS THAN ANY SHOP IN StROUDSBURO In no case will he charge more than TEN PEI CENT above actual cost. attended to in any pirt of the County at me snonest possible notice. Sept. 2G , 07 M OXKO K CO UNT 1 Mutual Fire Insnrancc Companj CIIA R TEll PERPE TUA L. Amount of Properly Insured $1,800,00 The rate of Insurance in this Com Dan v is one dollar for every thousand dollars in. sured, after which pnymcnt no further rhnr. ges will be mnde, except to cover actual losf by hre that may tall upon members of the Company. The policies issued by this Comnanv ar pcrpeium, anu anoru me tullest security, with the largest economy and convenience This company will not issue Tanneries' uisiiueries or Cabinet Shops. Applications for Insurance mav be madr iu en ner oi uie iuarii.gers, Surveyors or Sec relary. MANAGERS. J. Depue La bur, Jacob Knecht. Kichard S. Staples. John KdinirKr. Silas Drake, France Ilagerman, Charles D. Krodhead, Jacob Stouffer; uooeri Hoys, -J'heodore Schoch, William Wallace, Thomas W. Rhodes, STOGDELL STOKES, President. E. D. DREHk-n, Secretary aud Treasurer. Silas L. Drakp, Monroe co. xVIelchoir Sprugle, " Peter Gilbert, Gen. G. Shater, Tho. W. Rhodes, F. A. Oppelt, Wayne co. J. II. Wefls, Piko co. f Surveyors. Hich d Camden, Northampton. Sain'l Ziegr-nfus, Carbon. (&Z The stated mPPl i n cr rf i Ua l, I . Manager takes place at the Secretary of 2CoUVk RM1 TUeSdnJr f CaCh 'lh' " Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is widely known as one of the most effectual remedies ever discovered for flt.msintr the svs- tern and purifying the Llool. It has m!mC st0,1 tcst utation. based on its intrinsic virtues, and sustained by its re markable cures. So mild as to be safe and beneficial to children, and yet so searching as U cfTeetiially purge out th.e great cor ruptions of the blood, such as the scrofulous and svplulitic contamination. Impurities, or diseases that have lurked in the system lor years, soon yield to this powerful anti dote, and disappear. Hence its wonderful cures, many of which arc publicly known, of Scrofula, and all scrofulous diseases, Ulcers, Irruptions, and eruptive dis orders of the skin, Tumors, IMotcliCS, Boils, Pimples, Pustules, Sores, St. Anthony's Fire, lfose or Erysipe las, Tetter, Salt llheum Scald Head, Kingrvvoriii, and internal Ul cerations of the Uterus, Stomach, and Liver. It also cures other com plaints, to which it would not seem especi ally adapted, such as Dropsy, Dyspep sia, Fits, Neuralgia, Heart Disease, Female Weakness, Debility, and JLeucorrhdca, when they arc manifesta tions of the scrofulous poisons. It h an excellent restorer of health and strength in the Spring. By renewing the appetite and vigor of the digestive organ5, it dissipates the depression and listless lan guor of the season. Even where no disorder appears, people, feel better, and live longer, for cleansing the blood. The system moves on with renewed vfcor and a new lease of life. mi: TARED BY Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass., Practical and Analytical Chemists SOLD BY ALL DUUCGISTS EVEttYVTHERE. sept 21-ly Gothic Drug Store. Viliiam SHolliiisiicad, Wholesale and Retail Druggist. STKOUDSllURG.rA. Constantly on hand and tor sale cheap for cash, a fresh sup ply of Drujrs, Medicines, Paints. Oil, Glass, l'uttv, Varnish, Ker osene Oil, Perfumery aud Fancy Goods; also Sash, hSinrf and Doors. Pure Wiucs and Liquors for Medicinal purpose. P. S. Physicians Prescriptions care fully compounded. Stroudsburg, July 7, 18G1. 0 FF THE FKON'T STREET. LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAF. Or, in other words. exaHiine goods and pritr. Iefore you bu-. I have a splendid lot of NEW FURNITURE On hand both of my own and city make at PRICES THAT MUST SUIT ALL. PARLOR, BEDROOM, DINING ROOM, KITCblEZV FlTESn'KTlJKft!, AT TRICES AS LOW AS BEFORE THE AVAR. Sale Room anj Manufactory all miller one Roof, on FiasiKIin Street, In the rear of the .Stroudsburg Rank, SAMUEL S. Ll-:iL April ti, ISTI.ly. VEGETABLE SICILIAN HAIR RENEWED Every year increases the popularity of this valuable Hair Preparation ; which is due to merit alone. AVc can assure our old patrons that it is kept fully up to its liiirh standard; and it is the only reliable and perfected prep aration for restoring Gray or Faded Hair to its youthful color, making it soil, lustrous, and silken. The scalp, by its use, becomes white and clean. It removes all eruptions and dandruff, and, bv its tonic nronorties. wfvpnt the hair from falling out, as it simu lates and nourishes the hair-glands. By its use, the hair crrows thicker and stronger. In baldness, it restores the capillary glands to their normal vigor, and will create a new rrrowth. excoiit in extreme old age. It is the most economical Hair Dressing ever used. as it requires lewer amplications, ami gives tho hair a splendid, glossy aiv I'diancc. j. 11 ayes, iu.u state Assaycr of Massachusetts, savs. Tli constituents are pure, and carefully MMccieu ior excellent quality; nnd I consider it the Best pKEPATtnmv for its intended purposes." Sold by all DruyyUts, and Dealers in Medicines. Price One Dollar. Buckingham's Dye X1"T mTTTTl TTT-n-Tr mm . . As our Henewer in msnv a-jv; r quires too loner a time, and too much care, to restore gray or faded Whisk- .if, u ikuc prepared this dye, in one preparation: whrh av511 effectually accomplish this result. It is easily applied, and produces a color which will neither rub nor wash off. Sold by all Druggists. Price Fifty vems. GO TO J. II. McClUTT'S, ODD-FKLLOWS' HALL, MA IX $t TI! O UD SB I'll G,PA., and Buy youi FCRXITUltK, CAIIPKTS, OIL.CLOTIIS, RUGS, WIXDOW SHADES, CURTAILS d: riXTL'KCs r TARL.E CLOTHS, fcc., and sive At Least Two Profits As McCarty buys, direct from the mnnnr . C I . .1 ... V I l'r mrer, wr cumi iiioi uu o;, i;e can te Jui MORE FURNITURE, OF A LETTER QUALITY, A.D FOR LESS MONEy than you can buy at retail either in citvor country, and every article is warranted "i",, as represented. Sopt. jq. l-fj; THE INGREDIENTS THAU COMPOSE KOSADALIS are -"-'.) kj'-vjj5'!.-, mere fore it is not a secret preparation consequently PIITSICI1XS PRESCRIBE IT It is a certain cure for Scrofnh Syphilis in all its forms, Ilhcuiru. tism. Skin Diseases, Liver Com plaint and all disriscs of the lilood. ONE E0T7L3 C7 LSZASAHS will do more good than ten Lotties of ihe Syrups of Sarsaparilla. THI UNDERSIGNED PHYSICIANS have used Rosadalis in their practics lor tlio past three years and frtcly eiitiorsn; 11 as a rciiaiio .-kiicratiVft and Blood Purifier. DR. T. C. rUGTT. of 2altiracr? DR. T. J. BOVKtX, DR. R. AV.CAKR. Dili J.'S. SPARKS, of 5sichoIasriUor DR. J.'L. McCARTHA, Columbia, DR. A. B. NOBLES, EJsecoml), X.C. USED ABD ENDORSED BY J. B. FRENCH L SONS, Fall Rive:, F. IV. SMITH, Jackson, .Vicli. A. F. HEELER, Lima, Ohio. B. HALL, Lima. Ohio. CRAVEN & CO., GorJnnsvillo. Vi. SAM'L. G. McFADDEN, Murfr boro, lenn. Our space will not allow of any ex. tendea remarks in relation to the virtuesof Rosadalis. TothcMedinl Profession we guarantee a Fluid Kv tract superior to any they have ever used ia the treatment of diseased Blood; and to thearflicted wesaytrr Rosadalis. and you will be restore! to neaita. Rosadalis is sold tV all Pmrcists. price 9 1 per Dottle. Address 1)2. CLEHEOTS & C3. Manufacturing Cherr.utt, Baltimore, ii July 2071 ly. SAMUEL HOOD, il l 3 Whnhsaw aud ;,.;! n,drr COOK & PARLOR STOVES. TIN & SHEET-IRON WAEE, AND IX Metal House rurnishiug Cecils GE.N'r.RALLW Roofing aud Spoutis; ilone on short notice, miiii tho l-ot unto ana ;tt ivuKm:i!Ie prices. His stock of Cook, Tailor ati.l 0:Tnv : embraces all the Kvt varieties known t the trade. CALL AXD SEE. Store third huildinsr. above the 3ht"''": Lhurch. Jlam street, STllOUDSm'Kd, TA. Au-ust 4, 1870. tf. UNDERTAKING! LEK &, Co, would mo t respocf fully an nounce that liaviiiT; procured an elf?ant heae.se, S and having a person in their empty '. twelve years experience, in the uiu!crtak;,'e business, are now prepared to attend Mu:! dertaking in all iis brur.ciies in the Lest i'c sible manner. COFFINS and CASKETS cf on? style or quality. con.-tat!v n h nd. ready tor fliiin.ont at thort notice. i'rut' by mail promptly attended to. Our char;--' are moderate: we l.ave nn isivisili' n distress the living or rob the estate o! u? dead. JM. B. Readv-ma.le HORF.S. neailv ' KOSADALIS . . o B tJ sVmj! --J teu up, can be had at any time, ul the Manufactured by R. P. HALL & CO., NASHUA, NJI. tept 2 My Bos 17-tf itoom ot LKL & Co. May 2t, lS70. ly.
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