r THE EFFERSQKtAM Bcootco to IDolitics, fttcraturc, Agriculture, Science, ilToraliti), flui enernl 3ntcllig cnce. i VOL. 25. Published by Tlicodorc Schoeh. TEHM-Two dollars aycnrSn ad var.ee and if not p.Ud bcfue the end ofthe year, two dollars and fitfy Ct. will S charged. No ipcrdi$ooiitimie(l until all arrearages are paid, V.xcpiH at the option of the Editor. . 10".V. lvertisements of one square of (eight lineplor lpsi.oneor three insertions $ I 50. Each additional insertion, 03 cents. Longer ones in proportion. job i"rb:?tssg, OF ALL KINDS, Executed in the highest Ftyle of the Art.andonthe mot icasorrtble terms. . S50fil3r,, JR., ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND GENERAL CLAIM AGENT. STROUDSBURG, PA. Office tcith S. S. Drchcr, Esq. All claims against the Government prose cuted with dispatch at reduced rates. An addilior.al bounty of 100 and of i $o0 procured for Soldiers in the late War, FREE OF EXTRA CHARGE. iQ August 2, 1SGG. DR. A.REEVES JACKSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Begs Ica.ve to announce that, in order to prevent disappointment, he will hereafter de vote THURSDAY and SATURDAY ot each week exclusively to Consultations I and Surgical Operations at hi? office. i Parties from a distance who desire to con sult him, can do so, therefore, on those days. Stroudsburg, May SI, 186G.-tf. Furniture ! Furniture ! McCarty's hi Furniture Store, DREIIER'S NEW BUILDING, two doors below the Post-office, Strouds burg, Pa. lie is selling his Furniture 10 per cent, less than Eiston or Washington prices, to say nothing about frwrrhtor break age. May 17, 18G0.-tf. DINING-ROOM FURNITURE in Wal nut, Oak and White Ash, Extension Tables, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S new Ware-Rooms. May 17, ISGG.-tf. IF YOU WANT A GOOD PARLOR Suit in Rose, Mahogany or Walnut, McCARTY has it. May 17, ISGG.-tf IF YOU WANT A GOOD MELODEON, from one of the best makers in the Uni ted States, holid Rosewood Case, warranted 5 years, call at McCARTY'S, he would es pecially invite all who are good judges ot Music to come and test them. He will sell you from any maker you wish, $10 Ipssthan those who sell on commission. The reason is he buys for cash and sells for the same, with less than one-half thausual percentage that a Tents want. J. II. McCARTY. Maf J7, I5GG.-tf. NDERTAKING IN ALL ITS BRAN ches. Particular attention will be given to this branch cf the subscriber's business. He w ill always Etudy to please and consult the wants and wishes of those who employ him. From the number of years experience he lias had in this branch of business he cannot and will not not be excelled either in city or rnnntriv Prir.es one-t bird less than isusual- lv charged, from 50 to 75 finhed Coffins al- ' ways on hand. Trimmings to suit the best Hearse in the country. Funerals attended at one hour's notice. J. II. McCARTY. May 17, 15GG.-tf. Saddle and Harness Manufactory. The undersigned respectfully informs the citizens of Stroudsburg, and surroun ding country, that he has commenced the above business in Fowler's building, on Elizabeth street, and is fully prepared to furnish any article in hi3 line of business, at short notice. On hand at all times, a Lrge stock of Harness, Whips, Trunks, Valices, Car- 1 't Ji'ijs, Jlorse-liankcts, Dells, Skates. Oil Cloths, fr. Carriage Tnnimincr promptly attended to. JOHN O. SAYLOR. Stroudsburg, Dec. 14, 1805. Gothic Hail Drug Store. itlir.iti E2oIIinI;cnd, Wholesale and Retail Druggist STROUDSBURG, Pa. Constantly on hand and for sale cheap for cash, a fresh sup- j ply oi Drugs, Medicines, -Paints, Oil, Glass. Putty, Varnish, Kpr- osene Oil, Perfumery and Fancy Goods; also !li:sd and Boors. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purpose. P. S. Physicians Prescriptions care fully compounded. Stroudsburg, July 7, 1801. TIN SHOP! The undersigned begs leave to inform his has no equal. It will force the beard to friends and thepublic generally, that he has ! grow upon the smoothest face in from five to now opeued a TIN &HOlr, on Main street, ' eight weeks, or hair upon bald heads in from near the Stroudsburg Mills, opposite Troch two to three months. A few ignorant prac & Walton's, formerly It. S. Staples' Store, ' titioners have asserted that there is nothing where he is prepared to manufacture and j 6ell at wholesale and retail, all kinds of VULiLJUr iiUU Oiittl irOH"nuIvi ALSO, Stoves, Stove lie and Elbows. Old and second hand Stoves bought and sold, at cash rates. CASH paid for Old Lead, Copper and Brass. (T Roofing, Spouting and Repairing promptly attended to and warranted to give satisfaction. Call and see for yourselves WILLIAM KEISElt." ktroudsburg, Dec. 8, 1665. C1 0 M MON CHAIRS oTolTh ! inds "(Dane J Flap and Wmvl Snare ninimr - v . r e ana Uitice Chairs, with or without Cusl Cushions,' Rocking-Chairs of every dercrip tion at McCARTY'S Ware-Rooms. iay 17, liG.-lf. Sontheimer & Hermann, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN FANCY GOODS AND YANKEE NOTIONS, STROUDSBURG, PA. August 11, 1SG4 tf. BEAUTY! Auburn, Golden, Flaxen & Silken Curls, PRODUCED by the use of Prof. DEB-REUX- FRISER LA CHEVEUX. One application is warranted to curl the most straight and stubborn hair of either sex into wavy ringlets or heavy massive curls. Has been used by the fashionables of Paris and London, with the most gratifying results. Dos no injury to Ihe hair. Price by mail, sealed and post-paid, 1. Descrip tive Circulnrs mailed free. Address BER GER, SHUTTS &, CO., Chemist. No. 295 River St., N. Y., Sole Agents for the United States. fFeb. 14. lRfi7l V - ww. j m lYIlftSKEKS AND "A,! I TQinn A "TLTI IT'dt -1- -4--J-J LLiO I IORCED to grow upon the smoothest lace in from three to fire weeks by usin PILLAIRE, the most wonderful discovery in modern science, acting upon the Beard and Hair in an almost miraculous manner. It has been used by the elite of Paris and London with the most flattering success. Names of all purchasers will be registered, and if entire satisfaction is not given in ev ery instance, the money will be cheerfully refunded. Price by mail, sealed and post paid, 1. Descriptive circulars and testi monials mailed tree. Address BERGER, S11UTTS it CO., Chemists, No. 255 River Street, Troy, N. Y.t Sole agents for the U niled States. Feb. 14, '67.-ly. O xisp ex Coma. Oh ! she was beautiful and fair. With starry eyes, and radiant hair, Whose curling tendrils soft, entwined, Enchained the very heart and mind. For Curling the Hair of cither Sex into Wary and Glossy Ringlets or Heavy Massive Curls. By using this article Ladies and Gentle- men can beautify themselves a thousand fold. I It is the only anicle in ihe world that will curl fctraiaht hair, and at the same time give it a beautiful, glossy appearance. The Cris per Coma not only curies the hair, but in vigorates, beautifies and cleanses it; is highly and delightfully perfumed, and is the most complete article of tlie kind ever offered to the American public. The Crisper Coma will be sent to any address, sealed and post paid for 81. Address all orders to W. L. CLARK & CO., Chemists, No. 3 West Fayette Street, Syracuse, N. Y. Feb. 14, 1SG7.-Iy. There cometh glad tiding of joy to all, To young and to eld, to great and to small ; The beauty which once was so precious and rare. Is free for all, and all may be fair. BY THE USE OF CIIASTELLAR'S WHITE LIQUID ENAMEL, For Improving and Beautifying the Com- i plexion. I he most valuable and perfect preparation in use, for giving the skin a beautiful pearl like tint, that is only found in youth. It quickly removes Tan, Freckles, Pimples, Blotches, Moth Patches, S. I lowness. Erup tions, and all impurities of the skin, kindly healing the same and leaving the skin white and clear as alabaster. Its use cannot be de tected bythe closest scrutiny, and being a vegetable preparation is perfectly harmless. It is the only article of the kind used by the French, and is considered by the Pari san as indispensable to a perfect toilet. Up- ; wards of 30,000 bollles were sold during the j past year, a sufficient guarantee of its effi ; cacy. Price only 75 cents. Sent by mail, ' nnf.ri.-i irt. nn rpfint nf an nrAor hv BERGER, SHUTTS & Co., Chemists, 255 River SL, Troy, N. Y. Feb. 1 1, 1SG7.-Iy. Reparator Capilli. " Throw away your false frizzes, your switch es, your wig Destructive of comfort, and not worth a fig; Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and fair. And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair. REPARATOR CAPILLI. For restoring hair upon bald heads (from whatever cause it may have fallen out) and forcing a growth of hair upon the face, it tint will force or hasten the growth of the hair or beard. Their assertains are false, as thousands of living witnesses (from their own experience) can bear witness. But many will say, how are we to diitinguish the genuine from the spurious 1 It certainly is difficult, as nine-tenths of the different Preparations advertised for the hair and beard are entirely worthless, and you may have already thrown away large amounts in their purchase. To such we would say, try the Reparator Capilli ; it will cost you noth ing unless it fully comes up to our represen ting. If your Druggist does not keep it, send us one dollar and we wnl forward it, postpaid, together with a receipt for the mo ney, which will be returned you on applica tion, providing entire satisfaction is not giv-1 en. Address, W; L. CLARK & CO.. Chemists, I No. 3 West Fayette Sireef, Syracuse, N. Y. Feb. 14, 1(37.-1 y. I STROUDSBURG, MONROE NEW STORE MEW GOODS -: at :- REDUCES PRICES! DARIUS DREIIER, begs leave to an nounce to his friends and and to the pub lic generally, that he has just received a general assortment of Dry Goods, Xotions, Dress Trimmings, AND MILLIXKRY GOODS consisting, in part of ihe following desirable articles, viz. : Calicoes, JLairns, French CJiintzs, Children s Dress Goods, Worked Edgings, Parasols, Zephers, Shetland Wools, Shetland Wool Shaicls, Delaines, Muslins, White Dress Goods, Insert ings, Lady's and Cliildrcns SacJcs Flannel and Cloth, Lady's, Misses and Men's IIocs, Gloves and Collars, Mourning Goods, Shroudings, Cr., d'C, Goods shown with pleasure. 44 Quicks sales and small profits" at the old and well known Millinery Stand of F. A. DREIIER. The Millinery business will be carried on as usual by Mrs. Dreiier. Patronage respectly solicited. DARIUS DREIIER. April 20, GG. TRE3IEND0US EXCITEMENT ! Death to High Prices! Up Town in a Blaze ! METZGAR & STORM, respectfully in form the public that the days of imposition prices have gone by in Stroudsburg, for the proof of which they invite their friends, from both town and county, to call at their new Store, on Elizabeth Street, in Stroudsburg, one door bel ow the Indian Queen Hotel, ex amine their goods and learn how low they sell them. We have DRY" GOODS in almost endless variety, Cloths, Cassimeres and Vestings, Calicoes, Dclains and Muslins, Trimmings and Notions, and everything in that line. We have GROCERIES and PROVI SIONS, SUGARS, COFFEES, TEAS, SPICES, FISH, PORK, and a full jissortment in that line. We have Crockery Ware, Wooden Ware, Willow Ware, Hardware, a general assort ment. TOBACCO of all kinds, BOOTS AND SHOES, and in fact al most everything that can be called for in a completely stocked Store. Call and see for yourselves. We take pleasure in showing goods without price, and can sell ycu calicoes from 12 cents to 25 cents per yard, and everything else pro portionately low. We feel duly thankful for the many evi dences oi already received appreciation of our efforts to knock down war prices, and can assure the public that there is still room for a few more evidences of the same sort. Don't forget the place and give us a call. J. P. METZGAR, March 20. 1SGG. JEROME STORM. TERRIBLE EXCITEMENT ! ! ! Ho for Siroudsbiarg ! ALL ABOARD FOR THE HEW STORE WITH'HEW GOODS. MESSRS. DETRICK & WILLIAMS have opened a New Store for the sale of DRUGS, MEDICINES, WATCHES, CLOCKS, and JEWELRY, on Main-street, in Stroudsbura, next door to the Post-office, where they have on hand the largest and best assortment of Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Drugs, Paints, Oils, Yarnibhes, Glass, Sash, Doors, Blinds, Brushes of all kinds, Per fumery, Spices and Station' ery, ever offered for sale in this County. t Call anl be Convinced. 1st. That we have the largest and best as sortment of choice goods in the market. 2d. We have all NEW GOODS. 3d. We are determined to please all who favor us with their patronage. 4th. We will sell lower than any other house in the Borough. Country Merchants and Physicians orders will be filled at the lowest wholesale prices. Please call before purchashing elsewhere. NO CHARGE FOR SHOWING GOODS. Or Particular atlention paid to the re pairing of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, &c, and all work warranted. C. & DETRICK, P. S. WILLIAMS. Stroudsburg, May 10, 18GG. LOOKTfflS WAyT HEAD ! READ ! Chas. Schacfer & Co. FRENCH & GERMAN STEAM DYIXIJ ESTABLISHMENT. EAST0N, PENN'A. " Will dye Woolen, Silk and Cotten Goods of Every Description, in any Color desired. Orders can be left with II. S. Wagner, STROUDSBURG, Pa. June 21,18G0.-lyr. COUNTY, PA., MARCH For t:e Jefiersooian. Sufferance. Did you ever see any thing yet So comically comical by half? And is it not more than enough To make almost any dog laugh ? To sit in the rear of a car, Or country church, rear pew, And take from such point a glance At the club-headed, clump-knotted view? These clumps they are twisted and bent In a 6ort of a la barbette skew, Whilst colors most varied ane lent To make a most grotesque view: And the tenderest miss ol her 'teens And the matron stiff and staid. To this wonderful fashion lean With a zeal that cannot be 6wayed. Behind one a tow-ponch is hung. Which looks like a hanging bird's nest, So much so in fact that you peer To get sight of an unfledged breast: Beside her a little black twist Is pinched till it scares you quite, For the great black eyes in front Can never be winked up tight Another head on beyond Is curled up and crimped down to kill, And you wdUld wonder and ask yourself What such a queer head can fill : ? . The hat is no hat at all, A straw and a ribbon or two, Or a jockey so very small That nothing sticks everywhere through. I've often laughed in my sleeve To look at the silly sight. And wondered how long it must be Till this play had passed il hight, . When reason and judgment and taste Would fit out a lady's head And mike it look graceful and neat With common sense filling instead. Don't talk ofthe suffrage richt Till of sufferage they have their fill; Whilst heads are so porous and light Let Fashion control and kill; When Reason enthrones herself, And woman is woman indeed, Then, then we will open the ring. Strike hands and bid her 44 God's speed." WlIACKIIAMMER. March 15, 1SG7. For tie Jeffcrsonlan. Telling the Truth for a Single Day. Pshaw! Yes Dick it's so. Human nature as he has just said is very weak; and the idea of your resolution is an impossibil ity." " I'll wager yoa ten dollars." " Done. That you will upon your hon or, conscientiously tell, or speak nothing but the unblemished truth for one day." " Yes. Upon ray honor." And Dick and Henry shook hands. The above conversation happened one Sunday afternoon, as our two worthies were returning home from divine service : the preacher having descanted at consid erable length on the" difficulties of speak ing the truth in Godly fear. The atten tion of Harry was wrapped up in the dis course, as each admonition found a place in his heart, and examining his conscience by the solemn appeals of the preacher, he found that for truthftJness and integ rity of purpose, he was ught in the bal ance. Not so with the truth-lelling Dick. He dismissed the idea as unbecoming in a Christian, the express of the Creator, and after hearing the impressions of Har ry upon the subject, he bluntly and x pressly argued him down, by asserting what we have related above. The friends parted, and to find the se quel we must accoirpany Richard home, and await the proceedings of the ensuiug day. He retired to rest, nor invoked the Au thor of Truth to sustaiu him in the pain ful issue of his rashness and imbecility. The family were all astir the follow ing morning, before Dick awoke to a sense ot nis resolution. Jireaktast. was over before he appeared, and father de manded authoritatively the cause of his absence. Then for the first time, Dick repented his wager. He must tell the truth for that day, and he stammerd out " I was too sleepy and didn't like to rise. 44 You did not like, didn't you, eh, re- peatcd the father. 44 What an unmannerly child, John," addcx! his mother, 44 after all our paius." 44 Surely the boy must be asleep yet," reiterated Mrs. Wolf, 44 else he would never speak so." And the old woman prattled on in her insinuations, seeing Dick with bowed head, and cautious deportment standing still without palliating his o House by a single word. j " It's true what I have often told you, John," she contined, 44 the boy cares no thiug about us. How the world is upside down. Goodness me, who would have ever thought the like when I was a pirl? He is really unnatural " Aud Mrs. Wolf sobbed aloud. 44 1 tell boy," resumed his father, " that you must mend your conduct and obey ifre," this he added sternly, seeing that Dick remained silent. 44 Mark me I will punish you to the last degree, if you still persist in your impertinence." " How he mocks us," cried Mrs. Wolf, sharply, 44 I am sure the boy would not caro if we were deud and buried." " Ask him," she repeated, turning to wards her husband, who still kept regard ing Dick in sileut anger. Then she put tho question herself di rectly to Dick, and she saw his counte nance turo pale. ' Then she repeated her 21, 1867. question with frantic eagerness. Dick l,.7uieu- "e rcmemoereu nis resolution r I - - nc 1UYCU fcusan Dorset, and often calculated how wiiii pain, ins latner was nr-h Ui i i , . . . t. auu uuen eaten i.-i rod hn l. i i .1. tit , ... i "llj iuey suoum rje wuen ne would in- herit his father's riches He shuddered. A cold sweat mois tened his brow, but je remembered the injunction of Harry and answered .hoars- " No." Then Mrs. Wolf sat down exhausted. The wrongs of nature instantly seized up on her soul, and she en, LiMai-I - . v- . . . aiv uaa aireauv DCen exnelieri from the house, by the strong and iron arm of ten, except it is to condemn what you his father. Expelled without food. see?" He hurried off to his daily employment, j " No, Susy, no," he said, and he sooth entered the store just as Mr. Green, the' c her, and took her hand in his and proprietor of the establishment, appeared j hissed it. 13ut his doom was sealed, to see everybody in his services, prompt "You don't condemn what Lucy A r- . 11.. 1 ! ! ' . M l 1 at meir posts, ana ne turned quickly andi""1 wears, snc sam, no, no, you never accosted Dick " You are late by two hours, Richard Wc4f. You must attend to your business more punctual, or not at all. Such folks don t quite answer me I assure you.' Dick thought it would be better to avoid questionin?, and haYinsr made some incoherent excuse, in palliation of his fault, he moved slowly away to his work He stood behind the counter, whenj several gaudily attired ladies entered the store, and desired te examine some dozen yards of brocade. Mr. Green stood aloof. Several bales were presented, and all mar rked as genuine by the proprietors; i a young lady having fixed her choice! and upon a lashionable piece, she turned to Dick and said : " You pronounce this to be excellent and warrantable, will you not?" she re peated, seeing Dick looking serious. Mr. Green's eyes were rivited upon him. He must tell the truth at all haz ards. "No!" he repeated in a low tone. " Then why mark them so? she an grily resumed, it is really extortion in the worst possible way. Can you say it good or serviceable ?" she enquired again : tor she liked the piece and would pur chase it. " I cannot do that either," he added, politely: for he knew by "the expression of Mr. Green's countenance, that his hours were numbered in the store. Be sides he should tell the truth. The young lady pouted and drew away in astonishment. Mr. Green's face had the glow of youth upon it. It wa3 red and almost swollen with passion as he listened to the solemn declarations of Dick. The ladies with drew without purchasing anything. " So, Mr. Wolf you are a most brilliant salesman," retorted Mr. Green as soon as they drove away, "are you not?' he re iterated growing red and pale with ex citement. 44 Leave my premises inantly," he cried with an oath, and almost pushed Dick into the gutter in his delerium of rajre. Dick hurried along the street crest-fall- j en. He was bareheaded, and his coun i tenance was stricken, and all for tellm" 1 3 the truth: but his worst woe was yet to come. He strode hurriedly along. He was an outcast now, from every one but Susan. Oh how he loved her now. He must jro see her at once, and tell her all all that passed that day, every word, and every j calamity, and that it was all for the truth. I On his way to Susan, a beggar stopped and craved an aim. He could not say he had no money, nor yet to refuse the cryj of distress, lie was almost as a beggar! CO now. He drew his purse, and to his mor-j tification, found that it contained all 6ve dollar pieces in gold. He could not stop to parley with tho beggar, who still fol lowed him close behind. His five must go, so he dropped it upon the pavement, and passed on. The beggar picked it up with astonishment, and remained watch ing Dick, till he was out of sight among the crowd. ".A little cracked in the upper story, that gent," mused the beggar, as heturn-. ed in the opposite direction to beg from every body else that passed. Dick walked on. He knew that relief for all his trials was near at hand. He must kiss his Susy, and that would tend to alleviate all his sufferings in a great measure. Then she would pity him, and give him another, and rest her head upon his bo som, aud tell him that she loved him the better for all his misfortunes. And with these assurances of her affection he would be able to do battle with the world, and overcome the euemies of truth. Susan was at her needle when he en tered ; but started up in joy upon the ap f l)iL- Then tliev Reiitfd themselves, and the whole proceedings of itJ four hours b. th .onter after the day related. j starting we are in New ork again, and She listened with tears in her eyes,!S,na the merchants taking down their commended him upon his inte-rity o ; shulters ; and the Mondy newspa;crtell- heart. and returned the pressure of tho!U3WUac appeuded during ur aosence baud which Dick gave her. Then ho wa relieved. 44 Ycu havn't seen my new hat," she inquired, after they dwelt at co n s I'd cr able length upon the thiugs of the day. j 44 No:" he atiswed. 44 but I am sure it! must be exceedingly pretty, pray Susau : let mo see you wear it She hastened to find it, in joyful antic ipation of Diek's praise with resard to her beauty, and returned singing Dick's Grant." favorite song, to complimeut him for the! "I don't like to do that," saul the boy goodness he would jiive. Rut Dick was ''it would be disrespectful to tlte Uen unfortunate again. erai. . 44 Does it not look prettily upon me7" "A ell, then, call him Andy Johnson, she said, smiling, as she brushed back her j "No, I won't do that neiiher, for that fine riiv'leis of dark brown from her fore- icvuld he an insult to th- J-j." NO. 52. 'head. "Dees it not, Richard?" Bat Dick shook his head u n l4 ... " J ' V r J n-i without it," he said, playfully; the green, is a shade too dark, and the feathers do not coincide with the trimmiugs." Suan looked dismayed. " You say then, Richard, that it doe not become me," she asked, seriously, as a pout was upon her lips. lt does not, busy," he added, sooth- Lut Dick suffered for the truth. You seem not to take anv interest in whatever I have," she retorted, pettishly. . u v i v. 1 lUlt. 9UC ICIUIICU, I'd! " I wnnr r t do, but whatever I have, you do always. ii i - . -Ltucy jvrmor: really Susy, you are? Jme I "ave not seen her since Sunday ' afternoon ; besides she dresses so pretty, that one cannot find fault." " fkO VNVl IntTA VA It A 1 ' she cried . ! almost sinking down, u it's true then what' i Aian7 niinps told mc " iiarry l niuips: surely Jove, you cannot say, you know him. He would never say anything evil of me." . 44 Then where were you on Saturday?"" " In John Armor's." " And you went to the masauerada- JjUCy- " ust te 1 thf ru!b I did, but" Rut Susan had left the room, and acrain Richard Wolf was after losing the last friend that he had. His own Susy, his intended. He left the house and was returning in the direction of his home. He loitered about till evening, and then sought to get admittance privately. He wanted to see his sister, who was Susan's Lest friend. He turned up the street. Then ashe was musing what to do, a hand was placed violently unon hla shoul- ia der, and lookinir behind, he found a party of people coming toward him crying out: "That's him! hold him fast! Mr. Rloomfield he is strong. Hold him ! there is no knowing what mischief he is plan ing now, for he's as mad as a March hare !" And the law officer tightened his grasp,, although Dick vainly endeavored to free himself; and amidst, a hooting crowd, he was borne along to the police depot. And behind followed his father, moth er, and sister. Aud Susan Dorset, and Mr. Green; and all to prove satisfactorily, that Richard Wolf was insane, and need ed the shelter of a Lunatic Asylum. And the beggar was there to state, that he saw that same gentleman walking thro' the streets bareheaded, and was insane enough to throw a live dollar piece in tho gutter. And all gave testimony against Dick, and he was put over for further examina tion on the following day. And Harry Phillips was there and laughed over it all. That night Dick cried himself to sleep in a felon's cell; but Iiarry cleared the whole affair next day. When and Where Dees the Day Begin ? The Scientific American says : As we travel eastward the dav begins earlier ; near the equator starlight appears an hour four for each thousand miles going aas. When it is sunrise in New York, the peo ple of Europe have had sunlight many hours, and the Californians are still in their beds dreaming. Evidently the day has a first beginning, and at the eastward. Rut how far and where? What are fhe people who first see the light of Monday morniuiug ? It is the sun which brings the day ; where dose he first bring Mon day ? If we could travel with hinv we tuiht find out. Let us suppose the case. We will take an early start ; at sunrise on Sunday morning, with the sua just at the point of peepicg over the horizon bchiud us, we travel westward. As we go, the people give us a Sunday greeting ; we bring Sunday with us to Pittsburg, St. Louis, Salt Lake, Sap Francisco. At San Francisco our faithful chronoaMjtor informs. us that we have been on the tramp about five hours. Rut we started on Sunday morning and it is Sund.iy morning still. We go on, still on Sun day morning. Will this Sunday morn ing ever end ? JThe quiet Pacific knows very little of Sunday or other day, and our question scarcely recives an echo for reply. When we iret to Yokohama in Japan, or Shanghai in China, we search for some Yankee, wide awake in tho ear ly morning, and wc are toll for the first time that Monday has come. Every where now we bring .Monday, and in twen- "No Narao." An urchin leading a small dog alensr the street some days ago was accosted by a sentleman as follows: 'Well, my son, what's your dog's. name ? "Hain't gat any name yet." "Well, why don't you name him ? Give him some good name. Call him I ! . ; t 1 1 I V ! i . in - r-II
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