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It will be welcome news to a very
laipe number of boolety people In this
and other titles to 1 irn that the H.irh
dors' bull li UBiiln to be the urwiuiit
social feature of the season us It ha
been foi nine jeurs past. So many
Ulcouiiineinents have attended the
prep nations for this notnble event at
vmloiii times tb.it more that' omi' tb"
nbonduninent of the piojert hi" been
BCiioiuly consldciod. Hut the splendid
faucet-is of Inst yeat's ball was smli
os to kIvc substantial reason for the
most btillant outlook iniiieiriltnj this
season'H o nt.
The committee hail lr.mv reasons to
fed illsheaiteiied pi ev ions to th" act
ual dav of the ball last Heccniber. An
unwonted depression because of fam
ily ulllletlons .11 the lli-t clieles.
Bloomy flnanelal conditions and many
other obstacles seemed to slund In the
way of the uual pucces of the pto
ject, but nc"-ei In the s"" lal history of
Scranton was smh an unqualified Mie
cess chronh U d. Surpassing lu beauty,
perfection of .urnimoinvr.ti am',
smoothness of detail eery previous ef
fort the Hieheloi's ball of "Ji still Is
Quoted as havliijr achieved a triumpu i
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hitherto unexampled
The committee on that occasion 1 011
slsted of Ibs-is. .1. 11. Brooks. I'. U.
llelln, V C. rullei, Woithliiffton
Scianton and A. i: It int. ji Tiny
Ubord to an lnuedlble deeu'e to se
cure thr best ieMilt r.rd rueceeded in
sutipi-iMiiK ei"i tlu if most (-anguine
fl lends T'li" beauty of decorations, th'J
Irivpi oathable uppeV anans?ements,
and moie than all the upeib Hoot will
long 1l iiik mbeicel Mole than all
thej aeennipllshcil the unnainlleled
feat of i oinine out with a balance to
theli 1 1 edit An lominlttee pie"ellt
or future, must dipl n onsMornblo
ngllttj of action and feitlllty of Imag
ination to more than equal that 111 iB
nlticent affali
This jeai the con mlttee Is composed
or J II Hiooits. cli.iliman, V ' duller
sectetaiv WnitMnuum Scianton,
treasurei 51 1! Tidier and 1' 11. He
Un Tlie-i jouni: men leel that this
year tlu piorpnts aiv alluilm; to a
maivhus ibKiee k 1 empaled with
labt season. In the llnt place the t.'Ot)
..,.,. ,.,., v,in,l ,.xti.v on the lloor
..'..1 ..'. ...1 .. n.iu nnc.isl.m Then
the indications mullet .1 cmmhi of e-
..oinnii 1 .ili.tv 111 ieiv nocliil c-lure
nnd the piospeds extend to 8-Vt.inton
There oie .1 heady inomlh-s of mine
boilM'pauies than weie i-vei elite t
tained in this region luloie and society
fol; aie laying plans foi vecui.ng their
ino.st ernimlng and p ipulai fi lends,
from othei cities as guebt3. Visltois
from f.ir and ncai hae heretotoie tt
ploited the brllll nice of thete annual
cents and this year the list will in
cludi mum moie ut of town guei.ts
of distinction.
The eommittee' !' l''m a,e as ft""
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Itefrcs-hments-I'. H llelln, M. B.
Fuller
Deco-atlon' noi tliington Sei anion,
F C ruller.
Musle-J II. liiuofS, P. '. Fuller,
invitations ': !!. lielin, J. H.
Brooks
Theatu 1. H llelln "H orLhlngtou
Scianton
Tlu date of the lull will be Filiay,
December -!'. and the Lvceum theatie
is aluody engaged lor that date. Last
ear the number of gueMs weie about
:i-0 this season the list will piobably
leaOi ino The committee -,f last year
n ntimi -s to leeelse encomiums for or-
lRlral.tj ol ideas dlrplaved in decoia
tlons in the iiruingvment of eloak
loom d. tails the elegance of all ae-ces-oilcs,
particularly ihe bn scheme
about the stagi It is piopoed tills
year to make still gieatei elaboiatlon
of effect In all the-e, ind to oiUiniite
nn tain iilans whUb will be a suiprlso
nnd a delight to tin fortunate guests.
The committee held a meeting' h'-st
night at the Countiy Club and in.inped
out plans of woik, whiih will give tb
nihantage of an eaily stait In amnge
ments. Th" vuiplus of last seaon was
el. voted ill piellmuiaty ptej .nations
and an cntliuslasth beginning was
made Next week Mr M H FulL-r. the
mwll elected member will give mii
elabor.it- dinner to the unnniittee when
a fu'i the' announce men' ol details may
be epected
Todaj theV1e.1t event at the Coun
tiy plub will be the men's handli-ap for
the beautiful cup offered by Mr. V. L
Fuller The tioph N a costal and sll
M,r loving cup and Is in the window of
FIoicj le lit ooks, wheie it atliaets
much attention, as It is decidedly un
like any thing heietoloie ofieied at the
ilul It Is expected that theie will be
a laige number of entiles
Vet pJttuduv will be plajed the te
turn mateh with Wllkes-liane at the
links of the W.vomlng Valley Countiy
e lub It is not certain jet as to how
mnn men will foim the teams, as a
Might misundei standing seems to exist
legaiding the original agreement on
this point If six ate decided upon, the
Ki'Oie of .Mi LaMotte may be tlnown
out of last weeks lecotd, which will
alter the result most emphatically, as
Mr LaMotte had 1-' up of the 111 which
the Scianton team scored It is ex
pectenl that many menibeis of the
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Scianton club will go down to witness
the match.
It Is hoped that on Tuesday or "Wed
nesday of next week our team may be
taken down to play over the "Wilkes
Marie links and become familiar with
the coin se.
On the day of the match with Wilkes-
Harie, theio will be a Junior handicap
for a ilnc cup to be offered by .Mr.
llemy llelln, jt when all the youiiK
stets of the r'otintiy club may be con
tcstauts. Last nlKhfs Wilkes-Huire Times
sajs. "A veiy InterestlnK and success
ful whist tournament was held last
evening lit the residence of Miss Loltiso
Murphy, on South Franklin street. The
contests were the (lrst of a seiles and
some Rood names weie played duilug
the evening. The contest was for pairs
and the Howell method of scorlnB w-as
used. The Raines lesulted in the fol
lowing plus scon s:
Scranton Mr. 1'ilton unci Jit. lleelj,
4's plii.
I'otlsvllle Mis. U.liid Snjder and Mrs.
J D Chinch, I! plus,
m, VIllllLlli tl I'llHi
WllkesUiirre-l'iut k Dotiu'l.n and Mr
Flunk U0HKI113 -'- 1 lus
llazltton Mi. II (. lluceis and Miss
Viustind, T11 plus.
Wllkes-ltnitL Law lento H Joins and
Cat lton Joms, 1 jii.
The follovlia? weio lircFcnt: Scranton:
Mesrs John W. iJiionbury; Lorenzo 1..1
l'.u, IJ.iiM'x C Walloie, rrtdtrlek A.
Illnteriiielsli r. llarc S Itiiblnson, Jo
seph II. Du'eiiimi, Ml. I'elton and Mr.
lloelj
I'ottsvllle-Mrs. Ilalril Snjdir and Jlis.
J U Chuich
l.i7letou -Mrs Ilaitlio'oniHW, 3Irs.
Uautl, Mis. II. n. Hoaeis, JIIss Jhiy
I'mstead.
Wllkes-Hm.-Mi. dimI Mi-, h'n 11k
Domtl.is, MNs Loilixe C. Muiph, Charles
JC LoeIr.i'd, J.awtence Jones and Clint!
ton Jones.
The piomoteis of the touinament
hope to make "Wllkes-Uaue a v.iilst
center and theie will be n number of
Kiiineb plajed beie 1I111I111; tlie fall and
w Intel months.
Next week Will b' a hieat week fo'
altiaetions -it the Lyceum Tuink
JJimeis, in ins new opeia, 'ine .liiira
will bo lues-nted Monday 11I14I1: and
fu tlilu l.itor omvWtil m nt1orl trio of
ictor Ileibeil's Is oviivwhoie aw lit
ed wllb int'-iet, no doubt It v. Ill ni
twit t a houseful of the bei p'-oplo ot
this eltj.
Satuid.iy afttinoon and "V-iimg iln
famous Anna Held will be sun in lh
new puiduction, "Papa'b Wife" As
this it, her initial appeal ane h"io she
vsill b" Fleeted bv a laige- boi.s
"Tlie cheiiy Plikiu-," N nnoiher
notable ell, una which will be s-en in
the neit fulutf on tie Lyeeum htage
Lewis Moivison's Frederiek Tl.o
Gieat," ih such a n.agnitlceut spictucle
tjat the theitn. tonight will probably
be unable to contain the patu.il".
'Mrs William Conu'll epfrtuln'Ml
pome of the mint prominent olticers ot
the Misblonaiv convention this week,
among them being tho ptesideid. Mis.
Foss. the wife of HNhop Cjtus T).
1'os.s. or Plillalelphla. Mis. F.irlington,
the associate ncretaiy Mis. Pilscilla
Htnnett, of Wilket,-Uane, and Mm.
AVIlt.on, the Hianeh tieasuvr, of Phil
udelphia. Moie tan tlue'e hunui.'d
guests attended the leception given
In honor of the out of town visitors
at Mrs Council's honi" on Thursday
afternoon Mr and Mis. Connell .110
at Lake Henry today. Mis Connell
will go to Iowa next week lor a fort
night's x is-lt.
Colonel and Mi. !! M I'.olei Mr
Henry Helln, Ji . Miss lle'ln rnU iMs-s
Holes have joined a pasty fiom St.
Louis, which will spend the r.ext foit
night touilng tlnoutrh New Mexico in
a special car.
Mrs. W. II. Jossup, Jr., und eliugh
tet, Chilstlne, have letuinul fiom a
visit in Now Yoik und vicinity Mr,
Mr .Tcstur w 111 itinovo bis family
from Montiose, where they spent tho
bummer to Madison avenue this city,
next week
The Mis-e'h Alehbale! gave a lunch
eon on Thuisday in honor of "Ml -s Jos
eph Aiehbald. Among the gueit i'
Mrs Fiunllin llenshaw. Mrs O P.
GiitlHh, Mrs. ic 11. Jirmyn. Mrs P.
L Watson, Mis W 1. Kirch, M'.s I).
L. Taie, Mis, Twitehell, of Poitland,
Me.: Mis. A. C Twitehell. Mir. F. H.
Piatt, Mr c. S. Western, Mis. F II.
Jeinivn, Mrs. II. w. Kingsburv Mrs
Eeett AVaiK-n, Mis Sydney Williams,
Mis. II. C. Chafer. Alrj G. II Smith.
Mis N. G llobeitson. Miss Underwood,
Mis . II Stous. Mis F J. Iintt
Uetween the boms of 1 mid 0 ji. m ,
on TucMliy. Oct. 10th, a Hock of dial
itably inclined voung women, heeded
bv Mis Claienee n Shiyer, Mi P V
Stiupplei and Mis. Ooiiipr Vibe, pio
pos'e giving a tea at the club house of
tlie Kleclrlc Cltv Wheelmen Jackson
slieet between Main and Hyde Paik
avenue to which the public Is cordially
and anxiously inv Ited, lor the purpose
of laislng money with which to lair
ehase an nmbulaiue for the West Side
hospital and foi tli" Inhignincant sum
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Easefelt shoes cost more than
the ordinary shoes to make. i
That difference in the cost :
means the difference you 5
pay. It also means a big i;
difference in quality, g
style and fit. j
ThU it one nl' our mIjIim ;:
III l.u( or lint- :
ton. Yonil tlml .
In It -erj- tit lr- 3;
libit) ft'iitine ot 3;
a ulrltlly IiIl'Ii 2;
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of twenty-five cents will furnish to nld
public arlous refreshments. Tho
niercliaiits of the city lrive risen nobly
to the call of clwilty und aiv furnish
ing ailous things good to eat.
Now Hyde Hark alwas comes to the
front to assist nnj project which tho,
central city ilelres to forwoid. It 1
only fair that the favor Is teclprccat
cd. Everybody should :iitml this ten.
next Tuesday.
Mr. and Mis. Thomas A. Hleh.irds of
inat wetland street were agreeably
Mil prised on Wednesday evening by
tt largo number of their friends. The
occasion being the tblrty-iUth anrlvtr
sary of their wedding day, they were
the recipients of unmet oils ultts.
Those picsont weie- 51r. and Mis. Thos.
A Hichuuls, Mr. nnd Mrs. D.ivlit A.
Hlcluulo, Mr. nnd Mis. .lohn A Hlch
ards, Mr. and Mi. Dald Hughes,
Mr. and Mrs. Hlcbard .1. Thomas, Mr.
and Mis. Thomas Slug, Mr. and Mis.
John T. Williams, Mr anil Mrs. Rich
unl Xichols All. and Mis. i:iear
i:11n, Mr. and Mis Phillip II. Wn--ien,
Mr. und Mrs. 1M. llobathan, .Mrs.
llrooks, Mrs. (Iriinth Jenkins, Mrs. U.
H. Thomas, Miss Mnv Htchards, Miss
IJthel HlehardE, Miss r.lirnbcth Howell,
Mls Doiu Jones. Miss Cprtle Hughes,
Mis. John Slug, Mr. "William LJke.
Xuntli oke.
Miss Dunn, who guo 11 pilate leW
of beautiful water colots at the Jer
niyn Tuesday evening, will ptobably
gives a seiles of ait talks later for
the benellt of the Young Women's
Chiistlan Association Miss Hunn has
spent much time ubioad find has bad
special pilvileges In the way of study.
She Is a ehai mlng speaker.
Mr. Ha C. Snder. of Caibondale,
nnd Miss La. Venia Millet, of Green
Held, weie united in tnarilage yester
da afternoon by the llev. II. V. Y.
Pleue, of the Penn Aenue Baptist
church. Mr. Snyder is n piosperous
business man of Caibondale and the
bride Is one of tho most harming
oung ladles of that pjit of the state.
Yeteida's New Yoik Tilbime stvs:
'The mairlago of Miss Lama Olbson
,Tudd, daughter of Mis J. G. Judd. to j
Iewls lletbeit Pnriv, of Mexico City
MeIco, was solemuized at S ",0 o'clock
last evening at the homo of the bible's
mother, No. 13J 1'ast Nineteenth stieet.
The Kev. I)i J How.ud Faliehlld otiic
lated at the ceiemony. The biide, who
was given away by her biothei -In-law
Herbert Dean Lounsbuty, wote a gown
of write ciepe e'e chine Her attend
ants weie Miss Edith M Notion, of
Scranton, Venn.' Mis Teiilah Gavlord
and Miss Porothy Adcy The last two
alco held llbbons forming the aisle
thiougli which the bride passed Geo.
Howell, of this city, was best man Mr.
and Mis. Pairy will spend their honey
moon In the Betkshlrt-s. Their luturo
home will be In the Clly of Mexico"
Ml'-u Judd was a former ieident of
this cltv. Among the guests at the
wi deling was Miss Simpson of Olive
stieet.
Iraiettts of Feopie
Hi. J L Peck has 11 tinned from New
Auik.
Ml W. S Mulf.ird, or Montiose, is lu
tlie eitv.
Mrs 1. A .MUbacb was ill New York
this week
M.1J01 T P. Penman was in Washing
ton this wick.
Mr J A. Holiertt-on is vhltlng fliends
at rjshklll N Y
Miss Grate Norton, of Mulberry street,
is In Philadelphia.
MWms Cluulotto and Helen Hand have,
teturned fiom New York.
Mrs. Ktlvvln Geai Inn ins returned from
11 month's KIt in New Yoik.
Mr W M Gaidner Is, ut Hlk Lake with
a party of Honcsdalu Irlentls.
Mi" A Hcndilck. who sjient the past
two weeks lu New York, has icturned
Mrs Ciaij, of Shickhhlnnj. was the
L,utst of Mrs J. F Meg.irgel this week
J M. Duffv, of liutte City, Jlon , has re
tut lied to his home.- after 11 visit lu this
town U 2
Ml-s Katl'ciiuo Kenncde will go to Col
iimbiis, O, next week for a Jlslt with
f 1 lends
Mrs Getnge H. Kulp, of Wilkch-Harre,
was tli mit t ot Mrs c. U Seott on
Thin xtluy
Miss Mable Derail of Wilkes-lluue Is
the guest of Miss Tllea Hiiliawaj, of
Vine street
Ml-s JJe-slp Mellale, of Wilke-Harie,
is visiting tlie Mls-es Cu-leU, of Lacka
VN.iiina avenue.
Mr. C W I'ulton and son leturned
jcaterdaj fiom the Adirondack., vsbeie
thej spent the sunimei.
Jlr W. S route' and wife and uii, Wil
lie", of Olive street, me (-pending a few
dav- at Nlagaia Pull-.
Mr. and Mis. G L. IJ11 kson and Mr.
W M Dlckbon and famllv have returned
fiom Morilstown and New York
Hon W. II Stanton, who has betn In-ellspo-ed
for the just four months, is able
to attend to lilt, legal buslne-s again
Mr. nnd Mis Wlllaul Lannlng. of North
Main avciiie. t liteltalned Mr. Geoigo
Itoblnson of Washington, D. C , the pist
few llaVh
Mrs Holni.in. of Silt Lake Cltv. who
lias spent Hit pist je.n nbtotil, Ih tho
guest of he 1 sister. Mr" T. H. Dale, em
l.liitleu.strit t.
Meshl's. A F. Coate-s, J L IMdy ami
.1 11. Dlckon, of Ntw Yolk, who are lu
te listed In the Scranton Coil company,
weie In the cltv this wtek
Ml-s Lva M. Hi own. of tho Collleiy Cn
Rliuer, who has he en spending some time
at New Yoik cltv and lliltlgppoil. Conn,
returned homo ThurMlaj
Mi and Mis I. Lewitli, of Wilker
Harre, unoimee tin engagement of the.!
d.iiighter Mildred, to Mr Han (5
Gump, of Baltimore, nt home Sunday.
John W. Kelloirg. a lilehlv rrsnected
citizen of YalpaialfcO, Ird.. who bos been
visiting Mr. and Mis George Spencer
and other relatives and ft lends In tho
North Hnd and vicinit), has leturned
home
Miss Margaret Heller, of Seelev vllle,
Wajno county, who 1ms been visiting
Mr and Mrs. Clunles Webber, of Dun
moie mill Jlr. and Mrs. William Young,
of l!2fi Mon-ey avenue, 1 etui nod homo
jespidny afternoon
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OLYPHANT.
The following pi ogt amine will bo
icudeied at the Dewey toclal to he
held In the Congiogatlonal chuich next
Monday evening:
Opening selection, "Ameilia," phono
graph selection: recitation, Gertie
Hnnnlck: duet, Clara Klroy and Delus
Davis, lecltatlon, Lucy Steed; selee.
lion, phonogiaph: solo, Miss Lculs
Hlockberger: lecltatlon, Mollle Han
nick, solo, Dinuh Hvans. lecltatlon,
Hattle Matthews: selection, phono
Biaph, solo, (iaia Hboy; lecltatlon.
Ma Cvans. solo, William HengougU;
selection, jihonogiupli. solo, Mrs. o.
Williams, iiuaitette, Dewey and part
Refreshments will be set veil. Admls
sleji 10 and 13 t tuts
Constance, the youngest daughter of
Mi and Mrs. W. J. Sweeney, fell from
tho porch of her homo on Lackawanna
stieet Thuisdny afternoon nnd dislo
cated her arm Di J J. Pi Ice attend
ed bei
J J. Faddeii has opened a lnnn
100m In connection Willi tho bakery ot
Lackawanna street wheie refreshments
will be served at alf houis.
"The Stowaway" was piesented nt
the Father Matthew opeia house last
evening before a large audience. Tho
piece was pioduced by a stiong com-
pany and gave excellent satisfaction.
Manager Gibbons Intends to bring
some first class shows to this place
dining the season.
Mis. D, Y. D.uis, of Lackawanna
street, is unite III.
llev. K, J. Hnughlon will reopen tho
Hplscopal services lrt Hdwnrds' ball to
mono w afternoon at 3:30 o'clock.
llev. D. M. George, of Plttston, will
occupy the pulpit in the Congregational
church tcmonow morning and even
ing. ! HER POINT OF VIEW
We Inlatulois can scarcely become as
etilliuslabtlc over tho jncht races as It
ttu dally baw "tho stately shins go
down to their haven under tho bill,"
or liouily heaid giave discussions lu
ollng minute points legardlng
"shlves," "balloon Jib," "water line"
and ailous other most Important de
tails connected with a ncht. In a
ngue way we tnko a ceitaln nmount
of Intel est In the Atnericun defendir,
und wu know it is fashionable and
pioper to talk with understanding
about the races, but to watch from
the shote or a distant tug tho silent,
slow piogicss of the winged boats
down the course Is scarcely as madly
exciting to many of us as we would
like to hao gelieinlly understood. To
get leally wi ought up our the ilval
merits of the yachts a lslt last Mon
day morning to the water front where
the Columbia was lying in diy dock and
the Mhamffick dose by lu the basin,
awaiting otllcinl measurement, would
hae lumvei nl afl purposes. You
can never fully realise the enormous
length of our cup defender's mast untl
ou statu! cloe at her dde and look
up, up, uj). until ou nearly toimle
over backwaids, ir lelieat violently
in order to get that niodlglously tall,
sti night, slender sh.ift in the finding
lens of jour c.uueia for a miuu uhot.
You can netr leallj see the Joielv,
vvr K'c-en tint of the Shanuock un
le.ss you see her sleeping like 11 folded
winged katydid last at her moorings
within touch of jour hand You can
never actually feel almost a tin 111 of
ownership In the wbole ueifoiniancu
unless you stand theie among the leal
yachtsmen, who me thinking little
enough if fads and ntvles, but a
deal about the leal lacing DoluU of
the two beautiful Floors divided bv
only a few yaids of caisson and unrtif
lled water.
Sir Thomas Linton isn't an ovei
poweiing loidshlp bv anv means. He
doesn't look "Hngllshj." Some bow
he has a Connecticut flavor and at
tlnievt his face lemlnds one of Gen
eiul Gobln, although he is a vounger
man. His face Is rather rudilv, as
becomes a jacht-man's. his nioustaehe
and Impel ial aie likewise waim In hue
a is also Ills ball. The othei morn
ing he was attired in lough tweeds and
had his hands in his pockets in a ei.v
careless fashion, and lie loeiked not at
all like the shiu-shaue mariner xou
bee In Oliver Iselln in his dark blue
j'aehting costume and nristociatlo pose.
Sir Thomas slouches a little in Ills gait
and appaiently jiujs small heed to ap
jieaiaiiees lu connection with an Im
pending jMcht lace. Hut be can beam
on j-oii genially and giasp j-our hand
like a man and a biother when Intro
duced. Somehow after seeing him von can
suddenl.v leallze the possibility of this
man with bis keen ej-es and 1 lever
brain devising the "jilnk tea," that
wonderful Yankee idea that was the
foundation of his fortune, for xou le
member that this man when a poor
Iiish lad, a lunawaj- from an Ameri
can lice field, going back to London,
conceived the .scheme which rtallj
made Sir Thomas Llpton He begged
nnd boitowed fiom susnlclous lelatlves
a hundied bounds. He bought two
lut lgs, had them wa-hed and bhavrd
until their pink hides glpamed through
the sllveij- bilstles, adoined them with
pink llbbons and had them dilven
thlough London town bv two pink and
white cind attendants, eaeii pig beating
a banner stating "I am going to Lin
ton's pink tea," The tea was at th"
prettily decorated tea house, duplicates
of which weie aftervvaul established
about the great cltj Then lavish ad
vet Using did the lest. Sir Thomas is
today worth millions and millions and
has given millions nvvny.
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A very dlffeient individual in ap
peal once is Loid Charles Heresford.
the udmlial of tho Biltlsh nnv v. Hound
and fat and chubby n a lotd u.njo , be
lmpi esses you at once us some notable
personage.
Lord Heiesfoul acts like any other
nice old comtortable gentleman with
n good conscience und a docile liver.
Mondaj' morning he wore a big black
top-coat with a broad collar of as
ttachan that was so fine as to be
Persian lamb. His smooth shaven.
Jolly face was set off by a cap of dlf
feient mould from that ntfected bv
Ametienn jachtsmen, and he had a
pleasant, rolling sailor like walk which
was noted on the pier as well as aftei
ho spiung nimbly upon the deck of the
Columbia. He ceitnlnly lcoked the
sailor nnd while ho was thotoughly
Hugllsli, he was In no sense snobbish,
for ho chatted away glibly with every
one in his viclnltj-, not confining his
lemaiks to Sir John Mai ley and other
titled gentlemen about him One nice
old party bad on an exaggeiated golt
cape, veiy loud as to plaid anil very
capacious as to hood. It was oulv
exceeded In staitling effect by a won
dfiiful set of kuickei bookers adorning
his veiy short legs. He wasn't a duko
nor a loid, but he attracted the awed
attention of moio white clad jaekles
who were racing with ballast from
the St. Michael's to the Columbia, than
thu entire outfit of notables.
You may have noticed the fact, but
It Is a little surpilslng nevettholess,
that so verj- many Amei leans expiess
a deslie to see the Shainiock win.
N W
That coiner down nt Wjomlng and
Spiuce stieet neai the HaiulJej block,
is a teiror to horses. The asphalt
slopes toward the sewer basin and
It Is the most slipper' place Imagin
able. The poor horses fall on an aver
age of the an hour. Yesterday morn
ing u lady at the Jeimyn saw eeven
slip down In the couise of, forty min
utes The head of 0110 crashed against
the club neaily knocking his bialns
out nnd severely cutting himself. The
jioor things go down so heavily and of
ten suffer such Injinies that they are
almost liicajiacltiited for seiviec. In
deed many have lien peimnnently dis
abled at that paitlcuhu spot.
Just what could bo done to pievent
these accidents Is Impossible to sug
gest, but It ceitalnly Is all wrong to
have a street so giadcd us to be a
menaco not only to these splendid, no
ble filends of man, but also to the
travollng public In general.
safuy nnss.
Lightning Rod Man
Grows Piignaciods
My dear Mr. Udltur:
I depart this weak f u in my usual
vain. 4 the imst fortnlt I hav .sufferd
wa a inurtcr 1 the caws ov Sllents.
Mr. William Gnwi, edltur (with the
seiners pilnclpnlly) of the Klddersville
Km earner, haz seen lit '2 roust me 2 the
xtent ov 3 columns tho 1st weak, and,
taking ourrldgo by my sl'euts, devotes
a hole pago 2 the scorchln in libs last
Isshu.
2 be shure I haven't lost a grate eel
ov sleep over It, becavvs the cliculatlon
on sed sheet lz smal; 111 tel juu the
leazon I no.
Last summer Mr. Guwl went awnj "J
spend a nipple ov wenks (between you
nnd I, that waz awi he had 2 suend)
and be nskt me 2 assume the edltorlel
ch.itc dining biz absents. 1 verj kind
ly offerd my services, I a konsldera
slitin (witch, bv the way, lz still 4lb
ciimmlng) and ueihaps joti kin, with
consldrable effert, Imagine my shagiln,
1 daj", when the oflls-boy, englnenr, re
porter, komjHizlter, ndveitlzing man,
malelng cletk, devil, etc., etc., (awl ov
witch Iz combined In Mrs. William
Gawi) brawt 21 copies ov the paper In
2 the edltoiiel sanktum and laid them
on niv desk.
"What ate theze xtras 4?" I Interrl
Siited ov her.
"Them nlnt xtras," anerd she, with
out mutch regatd 4 the Queen's Hng
llsh. "And prey what are they?" I askt.
"That's the hole edlshun," sez he, de
nim el
"Shurelj", madam, jou aie Jesting,"
I 1 Milled
'No. I alnt nether," sez sh", "that's
2 more copjs than we over got out be
4. You see I got 2 new advertizeisi last
weak and we awlvvuvs send a paper 2
adv ertlers. mv husband sez Its polio.
That makes 17 atlveitlzers awl 2 gether
and we hav 1 exchanges."
4 sevral nds 1 waz berried in thawt.
flnellv I cum 2 and In a shakj' vols,
convulst with agltashun, lematkt
'Madam, kindly cloze the (lore? fium
the outside: I desire 2 commune "
My highest ldeels had rcseaved a Jolt
witch coodnt be duplicated in a col
Usluin on the Wabash!
I waz bathed In a clammy uetslra
Ehun' Myriads ov black spotz danct be 4
mi- cjeilte'
My loftj-est aniblbhun viaz ciuniblcd
2 earth!
Wbat more, b.inlng mv famlev, had
1 2 llv 4?
Nuthlng! Nawt'! Absolutely Zeio!'!
It Is neihaps .lust az well 2 xolaln
lite now that up 2 that time I hud
ltvd (Inuring mv famley agon) 4 the
sole jiurpus ov evenshunlly becum
mlng a edltili..
After p.irsha'i" redelivering fium the
metaforlckal swit I sollli(;ulzvl a fol
lozo1 When In the torse ov humen ev
ents, it bocums nespsery " sekur aelvci"
ti7era by sutch despecablo subterfuges,
and vvhereaz ceiten edlturs print "Cir
culation 2200 cojiIps net" on there front
page nnd distribute but 21 papeis, and
thoze ininciply 2 advertlzors' there 4
be it resolvd that the assershun Iz a
mlSDrlnt and shood reed "Circulation
2J00 copies nit" or else the edltur iz a
lllun ov the deepest die: and be It still
further resolvd that I, A. Kidder, due
bens 4th now and 4 ever reliukwish
what ever dezlie I ever had 2 weeld on
edltoiiel pen, nwiso that I am willing
2 take in- chnntcez ov going '.'. lievln
a, an oekushunal kontilbuter, wither
than nz jitlot ov a newspaper.
(Signed) A. Kidder.
Hut no more Ov my lost amblshuns,
Mr. Helltur, Just print the following let
ter 2 Mr. Oawl &, If my prognostlcash
un.il ability is ov eny value, I wot the
sed Mi Gawl will sease the piittin ov
'jures tioolj" on the nan
Mr. AVllliam Gawl.
So you set yure self up on a pd!stol
2 cawl me clown, due x'ou"'
Who aie jou, M'illlam Gawi"
Who, xcept jure ciedlters, ever henl
ov Mill?
Mr. Gawl j-ou aie a festeilng pim
)xl on the fuie face ov lnmianetv. You
aie u hideous ulser on the otherwise
biite eskutchen ov newsnarx'tduni.
Y'oti aie s,o naiiow-mluded that the
onley wav yuie brane cood be u-ed 2
advantldge Iz az a book-mark. You
poze az tlie edltur ov n newspaper ypt
you bavo the same steal pen you start
ed In with 12 j'ears ago. Theie Iz no
danger ov yuie ever having ien car
allsls, During the 12 j-eers you hav
worn out 2i pears ov sclzzera fllehln
the idooz and brain- ov other tieeoll,
j-et yuie pen Iz Intackt'
Aie the sheeis nald 4''
Ask Mr. Perkins at the hardware
slore!
Confldeiishalft--. Mr. Gawl, did you
ever see a icseut? if so. whiue vaz if
The regret ov mv life Iz that I took
yuie paper ate long jeers, iny onlv
xcuse being that we needed lamp-liters
and my wife sed yure paper waz the
only 1 In the countv that fitted her
pantry shelfs.
You nJnt the man that list 2 give hlr.
littel boy a penny so he wood go 2 bed
with out eatln eny siiouei, aie vou'
t you alnt the man that ust 2 sneek
up stales and steel the penny aftei the
poor, hungry child waz fast asleeo, are
jou' & you didn't ut-t 2 lick the littel
lellow the next doj' becavvs ho lost the
penny, did you? ,fe when he wnz
htatved 2 doth j-ou didn't sell biz bod
ily 2 a medlckal colllduo 1 ate 8 an 33
cts. so jou woodnt hav 2 by a lot In
the semltetrv, did you"
That wasn't vou, waz if
Yufe wife woodn't be usln the feame
bonnlt she woio when she left her hnp
py home. In the fawi ov '&. 2 take
chantcez with you if It wnzn't 4 kind
nnbers, wood she, poor woman''
I gess jmie meniry Iz so poor vou
elon't lemember slttln in a littel eiulet
game ov poker, 3 yeers ago the 21st ov
last Januery, due you? You alnt tho
man that sez 2 me, az tho nuthln both
erd j-ou but 2 blld banks fust enuf 2
bold yure niunny. "Majer, line a doller
37 cts. shy In that pot; He bring It 2
jiiie house In the morning," are xou''
You must hav 4 got where I llvd,
didn't jou" I stnld home awl day but
T didn't see jou, & when I lookt hi .
lo 4 jou, you must have evaporatld, I
gess, didn't you''
It wuznt jou that dun env ov the
abuv menshunetl things, waH it, Mr,
Uawr.'
No, it wnzn't jou, Billy Guwi. but it
waz the finest faxslmllv ov a twin
brutbor I ever see, .vi the icckords suj"
j'ou are an onley child, dont tha ?
Now I don't heek a kvvuil, but If vou
Insist He make juu look like the dlff
lents between 70 cts. and a biund new
bllver dolhir.
If It cuius 2 a show-down, Hilly
Gawl, lie bet 4 bits agenst 11 nickel (If
j-ou kln.borro 1) that I kin proove you
are a cnnnlbbel ovrey time you eat
iobster.
Yuies, reddy 4 the fraj",
A. Kidder.
sjmsm
RHEUMATISM THE NERVEb ARE
v DISEASED, CAUSING
EXHAUSTION AND DESPAIR. MUSCLE TISSUES ARE
UNNOURISHED, INFLAMED, DISINTREGRATED. THE
BLOOD IS FILLED WITH MORBID WASTE MATERIAL,
A POISON TO THE SYSTEM.
. , Celery
Fame s J
Compound
Makes nerve fibre, nerve force; keeps
the organs of the body in healthy action.
The blood is made clean, rich and in full
quantity. Muscle tissues are nourished, in
vigorated, and the body is healthy.
J. P. Applegate, Red Bank, N. J., writes: "For one yeaf
I was unable to move, having inflammatory and muscular
rheumatism of the severest kind. After trial of the great
medicine, Paine's Celery Compound, I cheerfully recommend
it for the exhausted nerve system, loss of appetite and indi
gestion the three offspiings of lheumatism. My strength
returned. 1 can now move and feel no pain. This medicine
builds up the system."
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JS You not only saw them but you heard them. 5
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5 Is the most attractive in the city. They're
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Boyle & riucklow Kind. jt
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uujclizj iu ii ic his" pnv
for the same class of goods.
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Boyle.& Mucklow
416 Lackawanna Ave.
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