TIIESCRANTON TRIBUNE-MONDAY, FEBRUARY 0, 1890. rT CARBONDALE. TALENTED YOUNG FOLKS. Presbyterian Junior Christian En doavors to Give Entertainment. Tho Junior Foelcty of Christian Kn uoavor of the Firm Presbyterlun cliurch embrace considerable talent which Bho a musical and lltcrury niogrnmins totnoriovv evening In the lecturo room. Hero Is the progrnmtue. lliothoven Sjmphony Oicluxtm llccltutlnii l.nslcj Leo cjnlnlulto, "Heart Not Tiec,' Ite-itlia. Smith. Viola ltcii'tnmi'hnej r. Lena Hudson, ltlnncho William, Maud Jlojlo. liccltation, "Little lloi lllue" Janet Hroellc Vocal So'o, Itecltatlrn, ' ' Annie Lniirln," Jlarli- Olmock "Dressing Mars' Ann." llnzol IMtton I'lnuo Bulo lllanelii' Cohin Quintette. "Who Is SIipV ' Mnrjorj Hpncor. Mmy William- Jo slo Mill", Annie l.owrj. ltecltiitton. "Hobble' Sold the llnb)." llpatricc Hutherlnrd Vr.cil Solo, "Thii Is tho lMry tu Shadow town" 121-lc Mojlo llecltatlem Uisley L-i- Itceltatlon, "A Crowd of Hoj-c. ' Mnud llauili lMuno Solo Minnie Iliodli' t'honi", "Doo Gooil to Others," Sixteen Do 8 and Olrls Itceltatlon, "Cotnu Little Hike, Come Little Hoe" Morgan l'Jtfn Viral Duet. "Ho Loves Me So" UUneho AVlllintni Maty Hello Thompnn Hecltatlon, "Only a Nov". Illclmrd Taj lor l'lano and Molln. Cradle Song Porn. Ollei and Lou ltoemmelmcver. Itecltattou, "Sntuidnv Night," Annlo 1-owrv Song 'Tint Hov . ... Light UojK Hcclliitloii, "(Irandma AUs Does, Arehle Mot gin l'lano Dint Marlon and Jedo Mills Dialogue, "Mi'tner Lind" Alarv William1- runk r.ittci 'J rlo, "Oood Night " Nina Smith, Lou Kocmmelmi et. Ma in 1 l.owrv Selection iketboven Svmphonv Or ln"-lr.i THREE RUNAWAYS. Sleighs Domolishod, but Nobody Waa Injured Tho Exciting Scene. Seveial hundred pedestilaiw in the vicinity of Church treet nnd Salem avenue, Saturday afternoon, witness ed three i iimwnjs Inside ot live min utes i;nch Blurted from a eaue of ltn mvn and had nothing whatever to do with the others. The delivery turnout of William llovv ei s gioeerj store comes flist on the list The horn- not awnv on uppe Salem avenue, and at No. 1 bchool the ilclgh was left In a bully shiitteied condition. ''hree m'nutes latei a hoMC belong ing to Samuel Moon dashed down Chinch tilt net. The euttei, with one l miner gone, was dragging neer.il feet behind the animal, to which It was attached bv a hinnll .--tiap nl the end nf tho thills This runaway had just nieelj cro'-.-.c-il Salem iivenu. when ,t horse of Wil liam Roberts' i,m at full spei d down the avenue and c tossed Chuieh sticct bout foity men lined up in ftont of Lett's restaurant and tho 1 lightened animal quit with the euttoi ilKht shin up and without having done any dam ago No ono was Injured. ACCIDENTS S.ittuday afteinoon at I! o'clock Tlorry Issar, of Wyoming stieet, was painfull Injured Tho steering gear of a double runner luoke and the sleigh crashed into a telegiaph pole on Salem avenue. The Ikjj sustained a broken note and some bad hiiilses, which Di. Shields attended to John Evans, of Belmont mutt sus tained a bioken aim while i ousting Miturday morning Dr. J. S Nlles ledueed a fracture of the aim of Chailes Tyler, a I'm est Cltj man Satuidny afternoon A fall on an u walk caused his tumble V Delaware- and Hudson inule tell on Tan lew street, Satuidav, luoke a les; ind had to be shot LOCAL AND PERSONAL. On Wednesday Miss. Maij Collins and Hugh Muiphy. of this cltj, will be wedded at St. Itotv ehurci.. The lemalns of Orlando H Jadviin worn Inteued In Maplewood cemeteiv Saturday afternoon. Tho funeral was held In Pcranton, the home of deceased Tho til's t ca.se of dlphtheila teporled In seveial months developed Satin laj. ehllel of Mr. and Mib. Cllutop Moi gan, of Hrooklwi street, Is the path in. Mis J J. Collins spent Satuulaj in Pcranton Mrs C, It. Manville and Mis J p. ,. TJngle.v were Scianton vislteus Sat unlaj'. Mls Mills Haidlng, who has been visiting her sister, Mrs. Jessie Hunter, has returned to Tunkhannoik. John Annuel man, who died buddt-nly one week ago jesteidaj, was Insured for fiOOO. Mr and Mrs Daniel Scurr.v, of Wash ington street, gave a dinner paity Fri day evening to the following pel sons; Mers. and Mesdnmes F. R. Dennis, C n Spencer, .1 R. nun-, W. W Watt, C o Mellen, J. R. Walt and Mr and Mrs Chailes Bellinger, of Scianton. JERMYN AND MAYFIELD. It geeino possible that Lake Chap man, moic familiarly known as Scull pond, will befoie many jeais become a popular summer lesoit. it has the natural advantages that go 10 make an atti active resoit, and had the land owneis in the vicinity realized the charms ot this beautiful stretch ot waiei nnd shown a llttlp progressive spirit there Is not the slightest doubt that It shoies would huvt been long agr dotted with summei cottages and Lake Chapman would be today as well known as Crystnl Lake and other place Last jear P. J Lee made u move In the rlj,ht direction by placing n- covered dancing pavilion on tha shore. This proved a great attmctlon to a laige numbei of young people fiom this borough and surrounding towns and wns thevmeans of drawing manj large picnic partlm there. Other land owners In the neighborhood have apparcntlj awakened to the possibili ties of molting tho lake an attractlvo spot and Dr S D. Davis and J. Nel son Graves, who aio Joint owneis of about fifty acies on the Jermyn or east sldo of tho lako ale contemplat ing a largo number of Improvements for that purpose. In tho spring they will erect a temperanco hotel for tho convenience of transient guesUs, tho second floor of which will be fitted up for dancing purposes. They uio also Nothing Injurious tu BROWN'S BroncItlmB Troches X great teller lor couchs, Iioarie neea, throat and lunjf troubles, John I. Drown & Hon, Uoiton. ncgolntlng for tho purchnne of a nap tlta launch, something similar to the "Ncttlo May," which they will place upon the lnke. Some well known gen tlemen ore also talking of erecting cot tages on the shore and It seems prob able that beforo long Lnko Chapman will be a familiar and fanrltp resort, Mr. Edwin Graves, a well known res ident of Tourth street, whllo walk ing from his house to tho barn on Sat urday morning, slipped on the lee nnd sustained u contusion of the right side of the chest Dr. Will Uaker Id at tho homo of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Philip Raker, of Main street, threatened with an attack of pleurisy. Owing to a defect in the heating ap paratus In the Methodist Kplsropnl church no service was held yesterday morning. Tho defect was remedied so that Sunday school and evening ser vices were held. The condition of Mr. Itlehnrd Hunt was considerably worse yesterday nnd grave feais are entertained for htr re cover '. Mis. Abrnm Klklns, of Wot May Hold. Is seriously ill with peritonitis W. H. Mcrrltt Is going to build n new bottling establishment on his Hush brook street ptopertj. William II. Hurvoy. of North Main itrret, Is finite seriously 111 of bron chitis. TAYLOR NEWS. Enteitaimuent Programme Excel lent Coasting Other News. All arrangements have In en com pleted fot tho enteitalnment and Kiclal of the new parish, to be held In Web rt's rink on Thursday evening, Keb. U, under the auspices of the Ladles' Aid s-ocietj. it Is said that nenrlj too tl K ets have been sold for the event. The following Is th" pi ogi amine: Addiess, by chaiiman; piano selection, Miss Annie Ruins lecltatlon. Alex Law, vocal solo, Richard Klrkwood, Instru mental duet, Mastrs John and Al Col- llgan; recitation, Miss Maiy Mooic selp Hon, Watklns family, ocnl solo, William Cannon, recitation, Master lohn N.tllln; duet. Masteis Oaullner and Tlernej: tfcitiition, Miss Not i Cummiugs, banjo si lection, Miss Rihel Mulhctln instrumental nuaitette, Mlus Kate Rtaidon and Mcssis Coyne, Mo Coi mat and Sawjer vocnl solo, i1Ijs lilanehe Dempsey duet, MKsc s Sltlll vun and Ailgonia ciuiiitetto, Messis. Cununlngs, J'olussie, Klrkwood and Mangan vocal solo, Anthony Rjden, votul s(do, Miss Mary Hobaii. it illa tion, Mlhs Wmfied Dutkin: ocul solo. Master Walt( i Deektlnlck vocal solo Mls Mnrv Murphv selection, '-t Jo seph s (boil oi a solo Miss Susie Llnb . votul tolo Miss M.uv Oilcallon. William Mori Is. of Peltsv llle. Is 111. 'I he funeial of Mllfoid. the 11-jeat-old son of Mr and Mis J Mllfoid Mor gans, of Main street took place j'es- teidij afternoon Senilis Were held In the huu-e bv the Ri v William Rits bj, ot the Methodist RplMop.il i hill ill. Huiial was inside In the Roiest Home cciueterj'. Mesis Cliurles Montoe and Rdwaid Rat, of Hjde l'.irk cliiulated among ft lends In this place M?steidu.v. Coisllng is being gtc.itly enjojed by the voting people of this town Main stieet. on Salitrdav, furnished excel lent i oastlng and all day and eve nlng the sstitetb woie tilled with pleasuio seekers All members of the Pilde of Licku vvnnna lodge "o. IS, American Trotest niit a'-soelatlon. .uc requested to bo present at tln.li looms tomoriovv. Mi Thomas IZvnns, of the Keystono academy, Kactoiyvllle. Is visiting his father. Councilman William Rv uu, ot Washington ttiect The joung "-on of Mr and Mtt. Rvan Z.u hat Inh, of Hyde R.uk who'-e Jeath oci'iured on Tliuisdav, vsas biought here for bulla! jtsterday Intiimtut was made In the Roust Home ceine terj'. The bo.ud of trade will meet this mining The Delawute, Lackawauui nnd Western collieries In this place will work foul days this week The employes of the Reuuid Silk mill lecelved theli monthly earnings for Junuaiy on featurdny Dr William Van Ruskirk. of Oly phant, vas the guest of Dr. J. S. Pol lens, of this place, esteidav. Mi Janus Howells, of Scianton, won the vvntch at the radio foi the benefU of James Dornln, vvhleli was held at Hotel LaMiam last week Miss Agne? Miller, of Philadelphia, Is visiting at the home ot Miss Annli Connolly, of Taylor stieet, for the pist few da vs. Rmblcm division. No r,7, Sons of Tempeiance, will meet this evening In Van Horn's hall. The emploj'es of the Arthbald mines reielved their jiaj' for Jauuarj' on Sat in daj Thomas Reynold0, of Wlshlngtott stieet, lecelved qulto a pilnful Injury while at his work in Taj lor mines as a driver, last week Mr William Martin, of North Tav' lor, Is dangerously 111 at his home. The St. Alovslus oectj' of South Scranton will be in attendance nt the entertainment of the Ladles' Aid so cle tj- of the new parish on Tliuisdav evening Kvan Q. Watklns was tho guest of relatives In Mooslc vesteidaj'. Professor M. J. Llojd, of Prlceburg, was the guest of Mr. and Mrs Robert Llewellvn on I'nlon stieet, esterdaj Mr. nnd Mis William Morgans, of Piovldence, were the guests of rela tives In this place jestcrdaj'. PECKVILLE. The rain nnd bit el stoim of Fiiday night has made things mibeiablo for man and beast. Rveiything outdoois Is covered with nn icy coating Redca trlans prefer the stieets to the smooth lee-coated walkb. Many a hard fall has been sustained by those who Ventura out. Several accidents of a ss-veie nil tuto have icsultcd. On Saturduy tho carrier boys were seen Hitting ubout delivering their papers fkatlng from house to house. Many youngstus, tak ing advuntogo of the Ico-eoveied walks and loadwaj', wore seen skating up nnd down tho stteets Saturday evening. Thj light fall of snow yesterday, ln btead of linpioving the conditions, had a tendency to make them worse Street cars were not running through town until lato Saturday afternoon on account of the Ice upon tlu track Tho snow of yesterday again placed them at a disadvantage and no service could bo maintained. Aichle fhlvers. who served with Company I, Volunteer Rnglneer corps at Ponce. Roito Rico, and recently musteied out at Scranton, will leave tomoirovv for Forth Worth, Texas. Mr. Chlvers expects to work ot railroading. Mr nnd Mis. H. R. Rrlggs, of C'ar bondale spent j'esterday nt tho homo of the foimer'a father, Captain S. H. Brlggs. Tho street lights again twlnklo; tho long delay In seeming lamps was un avoidable as tho lumps had to be inado to order and tho factory turned thorn out as soon as possible. Blakely Is Diabetes. , Dr. Schnec the well-known specialist for this disease, states that of the large number of cases of Diabetes treated with Carlsbad Spriidel Water, as large a propor tion as 54 to 5G per cent, have been completely cured. Dr. F. S. Quackenbtish, of Hart ford, Conn., writes: "Personally 1 use not only the Carlsbad Sprudel Salt, but also the Water, and 1 find that 1 derive greater benefit from them than from any other water. I am suffering from Dia betes, and since I commenced their use, a marked improvement has developed. 1 have occasion to fre quently order the Carlsbad Sprudel Salt and the results are always satisfactory. Beware of imitations. The genuine imported Carlsbad Sprudel Salt has the signature of "Eisner & Mendelson Co., Sole Agents, New York," on every bottle. again Illuminated and tho people are at place, anel the councllmen can now diaw a breath of relief. Rlakolj' Is the best lighted borough In the valley. Abe Greinor, who Is firing for tho Rrle nt Suseiuehnnna, spent yesterday with his uncle and aunt, Ml. and Mrs. R. R Grelner. Mrs W. F Mott has returned from New York tlty. Mr. Molt, who has been dangeiously HI, Is Improving. His physician udvlseel hta removal to hla summer house hero. A icgulii meeting of the borough council will be hold at tho council room this evening. Mr. Hcss.who resides with his daugh ter, Mrs Shadier, eif Hickory street, Is dangeiously III. The free ohlbItion of moving pic tures given by Professor Chailes R. Finnic nt the Harilson house Snturdaj", biought out a largo crowd. Tho pic U11C3 showed up to a splendid advan tage and were greatlj appieclntcd bj" those who witnessed them. The Coi-bctt-FitZblninions pi be fight, with the litest war pictures, will be given at the tlremen's hall this evening. Ad mission J5 cents. AVOCA. The death of Thomas .lone.-, oe lined on Satuidaj afternoon at the Hutler lebldcnco In Mooslc, aftei a month's Illness ot uphold fevei. The case Is a particularly sail one as Mr. Jones' pir ents are both dead and he Had hut few iclatlves He was 16 joins of age and nearly nil his lite time has les'ded In Mooslc, having been engaged us bai tender at Altemos' hotel for hover.il j ears. Dutlng the past ear he has seived In a like capacity nt Rutler's hotel. Since his illness Mi. Rutin has done everj thing possible to eomfoit him and had engaged a competent tinincil nur-e to care for him Th" funeral will take place tomonow af ternoon. Inleinient wilt be m.idi lu Mnicy cemeterj. Mis-s Rllu Rutledge, of South Main stieet, is i onviilesclng after n ellous attack of pneumoni.u Joseph Lakopse, a laborci at tho Avoca colliery, was pet haps fatally In Jined on Saturday attci'noon by u fall of renk One of hi-, legb wtic so bidly mutilated that It had to be amputated at the Pittston hospital. Mrs .McQueen, of the West Side, is iiltlcally ill. Miss Alice Davis, until rettntlv In charge ot the upholsteij department at Jon.ib Longs ttoie, has lesigneel her position to accept n similar one nt the People's stoic. Pittston The hnndsome tesldenee of Robert Landon Is now completed nnd will bo occupied about the '.'Oth Inst. The c.u penter work was done by A L Uinta and the painting and fiebcolng by N. R. Hoskins Beginning net week evangelistic ser vites will be held each evening in the Pilmltlve Methodlsl chuul). Among th many pedestrians win lost their footing vesteiday on ai count of the sllpperv walks were Mrs. James Dougheitj, of Spilng street, and Mis. Mary Guppj Janitor at No J hchool, each sustaining a bioken aim. M. V. O'Rilen spent vesterdaj with friends in Jermjn and Carbondalc Fi ink McCarthy and Jennie Healey spent j'esterday with filnOH In Oly phant. The Ladles' Aid society of the Metho dist RpNcop.il chunh will tcrve sup per on the eve of Washington's, blrth daj when they will dispose of a hand some nullt recentlj made by the mrm beis of tho sccletj'. Mr. nnd Mrs. R. R Snj'der spent j'esterdoj' at the Snj'der iesdence near Trueksville. Bangers ol the Giip. The gieatest danger fiom La Grippe is of Its resulting In pneumonia. U leasonable care 1a used, however, and Chamberlain's Cough Rptnedy taken, all danger will be uvolded. Among the tens of thousands who have used this lemedv for U grippe wa have jet to learn of a single ease having resulted In pneumonia which shows conclusively that this remedy Is a certain pieventive of that dangeious Jinease It will cure U grippe in les-s time than anj other treatment. It Is pleasant and 3afe to take. For sale by oil druggists. Mat thews Bros, wholesale and retail agents. AUCHBALD. J. J. Rougher Is still receiving piises for beln,r one of the smartest agents for tho Prudential Insurance company. Mr Rougher lecelved $13 and Charles F. Cunon, assistant superintendent, re ceived $16 Miss Annlo Probst was a caller In Scrunton, Saturdaj, J. J, Kearnev has returned home, after spending two weeks In Scranton, undei going tieatment for his eje.whlch he Injured while at vvoik. Miss Kate Jordan returned home. after n week's visit with ft lends on Pino fctreet. John Rrogan, Thomas Clarko and P. J. McAndrow were callers In Carbon dale, Friday evening. John Laydon, of Anaconda, Mont., Is the guest of Mi. and Mm. Michael Moran, of Railroad street. Mrs. John Gllelon, of the Rast Side, slipped on the pldewalk In front of Mc Andrew'u barber shop, Friday after noon, and sustained a serious fracture of her arm. A small boy named Keogh was seri ously Injured Saturday whllo at work In tho White Oak breaker. Albert Klopfer culled 'on Scrantein 1 1 lends, Saturday. Mrs. Martin McLaughlin Is the guest of Mrs. Charles McDonnell, ot Pine titroot. MIpsos Rattle and Rmollno Myers called on Caibondalo friends duilng tho w eok. JonasLone'sSons Today Will Be a Big Day IN THE PLAY HOUSES. "A Grip of Steel." This, Tuesday nnd AVednesdaj even ings and the usual matinees, "A CJilp of Steel," a lomautlc melodrama, will letelve Its first piesentatlon In Scran ton. This plaj- has been enthusiasti cally received In New York, Philadel phia, Pittsbuig and other laige cities. It teems with hcait lnteiest, thiilling lncldeiith nnd bright comedy. It re lates tho adventuies of a daring rob ber chlefatu who, despite his depiav Ity, lovcti and monies a handsome blind girl who knows nothing ot his mls deors. A splendid company and hand some brenerj' aie piomNed "O'Hooligan's Wedding." At tho Gaktj' will be pi evented for the llrst time hue the ill s-t three dajs of this week "O'HoolIgan'h Wedding," a fane comedy In three acts, ht-adtd bj Han j' West, the (lei man dialect comedian, and late ot Weber and Fields companies. I'oi the past four jeais this production has been a success all ove-r the states The e ompany stir loundlng Mi. West is one of unusual meilt feir a plaj of this kind. Dur ing the action of the play u number of specially engaged vaudeville acts aie Introduced, Intituling songs, dances, iiiniehcH, etc. Pilndpal among which being "Dat Little ("ieiman Rand," late of Palmer Cox's Rrownles company. Speiial .steneij' is aKo i an led, mak ing the pluie ot oecui lenie true to nature. Gieat Airay of Minstiel Talent. Anv peison supposed to be ' In the know" of the amusement woild pci eelve on leading the names of the ui tlsts engaged foi Piliniosc and Dock stadei's Gieat American Mlnstiols that the tonipany will be a top notch oigunlzattou in every paitleular The four gentlemen who occupj' the ex tiemc end In the great .seml-clicle of hilarious merriment are Ueoige Pilm rose. Lew Rockstuder. Lew Sullj- and Jimmy Wall The volcallstl effort will be In the hands of Manuel Ro maln, W. H. Thompson, Fied Rejnolds, Charles D. Watson, Rduaid Hansen, Hairy Rrnest, John Peiry and R S. Cames. In the olio will be the mai velous Reonzo Riotheis, the great musical trio, Howe, Wall and Lew Sul ly: the monologist, Lew Dockstader, with a new and pertinent theme, tho Quaker City Quartette, Geoige Prim ioe in a new singing anel dancing speclaltj', afcslsted by four champion plckanlnnj" cake walkeis, and tho greatest of club swingers, the four Juggling Johnsons This brilliant en semblage of minstrel talent Is booked at the Lyceum theater for Wednesday' evening Henry Miller in ''Heattsease " Of nil Charles rrohm.in's Uuvelllng atti actions there In none which occu pies a warmer place lu his hoait than Mi. Ileniy Millet, who will be at the Ljceum Thuisday evening, Feb. 9, to again prebent that delightful lomautlc corned j- which gave such gieat batls factlon here last season That astute malinger has been credited with saj'Ing ho has looked into tho futuie and be lieves the daj' will come when the pub lic of America will tecelve Henty Mil ler as tho legitimate ruccebsor of Rd vvln Booth No matter whether or not any one agrees with Mr. Frohman In this prophecy, tho vvoik done bv Mr. Miller last seuson In "Henrtsease" ad mits of no dispute In placing him among tho most forceful and cultured of our emotional actors of today. It Is promised that for tho coming pre sentation of "Ileal tseaso" here the en tire New York production and nn tin ually competent company will bp eeen. "The Ivy Loaf." "The Ivy Leaf," which will be the attraction at the Academy the last half of this week, 13 full of life and action nnd never falls to please, amuso nnd Instruct. The pretty ballads and chor uses aro appi eclated to the full. The dancing alwuys proves a feature. And, last, but not least, It appeals to the American sentiment. FAMILY WITHOUT TEETH. A Caso Without a Parallel Reported in Indiana, Jnmes Leonard, a farmer icsldlng eaMt of this city on the Sladlson county line, Is C2 years of ago and has never had a tooth Twenty years ago he mairied His wlfo has u line set of teeth Thej rPared a family of foui children, all of whom have Inherited their father's strange misfortune. The faintly Is undoubtedly one of tho most A perfect method to deyolor, itreugthen, ealnrje all went, ttuatccLeblo pottlom of Uiet body, Efltxiu of errori and excesses cured. Aetmnlaplan, lndoned by phyilolani. Ap- iillanco and tieatment tent on iiDroral. Nr raunev In hi). vance. Write for explanation and pruoU; mailed 11 plain, Killed letter, Corrttpandeuce con. LRIE MEDICAL CO.. BUFFALO, N.Y. MEM I ONK.YT- Unusually low prices on Muslin Underwear. Along with them a remarkable clearance of Winter Underwear, Some extraordinary prices on Domestics and Dress Ladies' and Jonas Long's Sons remarkable In the state. Their gums have undergone a sort of ossification, in hardening, which make them aa solid as teeth. The gums come down fuithpr than In the ordinary peisonY mouth. Mi Leonard Is able to crack nuts In his Jaws without any appar ent effon or naln, and gets along as well aa though he hud a full allowance of teeth The children can do the same thing. All show temarkablo develop ment of the muscles of the jaw, wiltcf a Noblcvllle, lnd, cot respondent of the Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. So amply has nature provided for the shoitugc in teeth that the gums aie huidPiicd tnough to almost tuin the point of a pin. They nevei liave any aches in that part of their anatomv. and .seem peifectlj content The ap pearance of tlie mouth is not tho best Leonanl Is a fnimer, nnd falrlv well-to-do lie seldom comes to town, lint- i heti lir. ilii, u In. jtli infb f. vf.ti, al.ir.l I ' .if nHunlliin Hi .illu.i. Iinim ..I...1 ,.a ' v.- iitu iiiii'ii. viiiun,,? nil, i mi: ii l',A nnulvs'e his ease, but do not leach a I Hatlufuetorj i onclusioii as to what -t-polnt natuie has eiied In They sav the case Is without parallel, and cs- j pec tally luteiesting because of the thll- dien Inheiitlng their lather's strange shoitago. A j ear ago Leonanl gave a test of his Jaws to tullhfy the curiosity ol some dental unci medical students. Thej weie moie than mj stilled, and pionounted him ono of the seven won ders of the woild. The i million's gums begin to haidin as soon as thev begin to teed upon meat and other solid loods. VALUABLE STATISTICS. By Their Uso It Is Often Easy to Overawe the Multitude. Ni iv Orleans Times-Democrat "Nothing like fake btutlstlt foi glv -lng a lellow a leputatlon foi scholai shlp dlit cheap," chuckled an astute (Itieii. "Statistics aie the most im piesslve things In the woild and the beaut j about 'em is that nobody daies to contiadict jou. I've been working the scheme foi several months and mj stock him advanced a 1,000 points in a da j. How do I do It? Well, to Illus trate the thing, I was standing In a crow el on Canal itieet jobterdaj watching the big pile dilvet hammer ing down the wulls foi the diaiuuge tanul "'Lot of power theie' u marked a gentleman at iny elbow as the weight came down, biff "'Immense,' I leplied, 'and, by the way, I was Just muklng an inteiestin calculation In regaid to It. Do j'ou known sir, that blow Is exactlj' equal to 9.C62 caipenters driving ten-penny nalln into two-Inch ouk planks with four pound steel hammets.'" ' The man looked startled 'You don't ony so, professor"' he replied, respectfullj, md presently I aw him whispering to the others, who sized me up with nvve. The other day when It was raining I Joined a group under an awning 'Had daj',' said sowcbodj 'Yes,' I returned. 1 was nmuslng myself a few minutes ago in flgut'ng up the Quantity of wat er that has fallen In the city limits between C a in and noon. "At that the other fellow 3 got Inter ested 'How much was It, doctor7' asked one of "em 'Poured Into a mw of ordinary half-pint tumblers,' I said, Impresslvelj', 'It would make a lino once nnd tvvo-llfths mound tho globe; It would fill a thli teen-inch gun barrel leaching from heie to n point about nine miles east of Copenhagen; it would quench the matutinal thlist of fi,4Cs,4'Jl Kentucky colonels tho day after Chilstmas. It would barelj' go Into a tank 4,502 kilometers long and 2.411 mlllimeteis v Ide ' Bv Jove! Ynu ought to have seen those fellow pf eyes stick out, "When they seo me now they nil touch their lints I squelched a smart Alec nt our boarding houso by Inform ing him at the table that tho pics con sumed annually In New Orleans would form a column, piled one above the other, precisely 12.C!.! miles high. Ohl I ndmlt U leaves about sixteen pies over,' I said, when he ventured a ques tion, 'but that'u only thiee and one half dokometers and too small to com pute." That settled him. Now I'm the accepted authority ot the establish ment on everj thing from hash to h diaullcs. "1'vo found It a good Idea, by the way, to use the decimal sjstem when ever possible. It mixes 'cm up when ou begin to talk about mlllimeteu and heclomoteis, nnd gives a fine flavor of learning to jour remarks. I never ran across a fellow jet who dared to question a statement In deci mals. If 1 keep up this statistician racket until summer I wouldn't bo sui prised If they offeied me a chair In one of the colleges " TOR LONG-EARED FOLK. Photographers1 Dovlcoto Mako Thorn Handsome in Pictures. A very well known photographer the other day assured the writer thnt in these daj's of "photographic fakes," wneu inmost uny luciai ueiect can ue I concealed, ho had more trouble with And a final reduction in Misses' JP ImMImiJiiSx 3 A FEW FEBRUARY SALE PRICE All our leather goods These are NOT SHOP-WORN goods, but our regular stock. All shop-worn or old stock we place ou tables and sell at prices regardless of the original cost. Mi f A A Jf K JV rsrjLnim a . . a ajJK. w iTucw b ertf TzrwrwuzaAU jW Iff M m Mm MI m mm K A Corner Lackawanna 4 4-.H. 4- the long and piotiudlng-eared people than with most otheis, "You'd never believe," he said ' what a lot of people theie me what a lot even of tolerably hundsome women theie are who have pobltlvelj elephan tine ears; ears, too, thut stick out, do what jou will, more than any ele phant's do. Thcpo eais bend all photo graphers Into despair, and all manner of devlceF. aie used to mitigate the fault of their coming out with such dls astious dlbtlnctlveness When it Is possible, we use a line flexible steel band that goes lound batk of the care Cut it has a habit of "Jljlng oft" and icleaslng the ear Just at the crutlal moment, so that one 'wing' sticks out boldly whllo the other lies Hat-a lop sided arrangement. "I icmember I am .speaking most strlousl j' vv hen the old photogiaphcrs used pieces of wax. with which thev teninouirllv fahtencd elow li the ears Then- aie now munv devices, but the1 ono most In favor Is to pabs n thin. tough, gray, silk thicnu completely round the head and over tho ears; tho thread docs not Miow In the touched pictures One of tho most be-photoed actresses always has to submit to this device." ROSSIL TILLS -The demand Is pioif of their worth-Dr Agnew's Liver Pills aro beating out many fost-ll formulas at . quarter a box-Tlicy re better medicine -Rasler doses anel lu tents a vinl A thousand nilmenls ninv aiiso from o. dis ordered liver Keep tho Mvcr light and vou'll not hnvo Slik Headache IJIllous ncss Nou'iM Constlpntlon and Sallow Skin Sold bi Mutthevvi, tiros T. Cluik -11 and W CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. 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