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THE SCItANTON TIUBU.NE FAIDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 30, 1896.
GARBONDALE.
ln.a1pr! will please noic that advertise
ments, orders for Job work, ana items lor
publication li'fl ul the e.tabll. Iiim-i" or
inunnon Co., newsdealers. North Mam
street, will receive prompt attention; ut
ilize open from 6 a. m. to 10 p. m.J
FUNERAL OF ALEXANDER M'CABE.
High MusHofKoquiPin I fclobrulfd
at SI. lloso Church.
A solemn hich requiem mass w H
eluatej yesterday morning at M, Kose
lunch, where Kev. J. J. MtCabe, of
Avoea. a brother of the deceased, was
colel.runt; Kev. W. A. Nealon. deacitr.
I'.ev. J. J. c.ritlln, ful-deaeon, and Kev.
M V. o Uourke, muster of ceremonies.
K. v. V. A. Xeaion rireiichcil the ser
mon and mentioned the many excel
lent qualities of the deeeased.
The following clergymen were pres
ent: I. v. .1. J. Henley. riea.mt
Mount: J. J. Coroner, Forest City: J.
II. Judtre. llawl. y; M. K. I.ynott. Jer
myn: T. .1. Omnifont, Arch.ua' U G. HI.
Sniouller. olynhnnt; 3. Ij. fchanloy,
Dickson; M. 1!. L'olnn, Hunmore; Jaims
ii'Hiilly, J. V. Malone, .1. J. Feeiey,
I'uniel Dunne. J. A. Moffitt, ll-nry
Huike, Seranton; J. I' Jordan, Kenl
liam: J. .1. Cm-ran. A. T. UroderioK.
Wilkcs-llarre: M. V. Crane, Avoea; J.
!'. ilr'eve, O. F. t'uinnln. Geoiue Dixon,
l'iltston; James O'MalW. KinKion;
T. K. Kieinan. I'nrsons; M.F.O'Kourke,
Hi'zleton: It. A. Walsh, Moscow; 1'. J.
Coldeii. Williamsroi't.
The funeral procession was V"-y
laiKe. The Father Matthew society
and the Catholie Mutual ISetteflt &
fiation attended In n body. Interment
wan made in St. Hose cemetery.
THOMAS WALKER INJURED.
A arrow r&rnne from Vvnlli iu a'
.Wines.
Thomas Walker was Injured in the
Frlsble mine on Wednesday evening by
an unusual accident, and narrowly es
caped a terrible death.
While eiifiaeed on the track lie stum
bled so that his hat fell from his head
curryinir the lighted lamp directly into
a ke of powder that was near him. An
explosion followed nnd the tlames
Hashed through the narrow chamber.
Mr. Walker was not directly over the
powder or he could not have escaped
with his life. His face nnd head, neck
and hands were badly burned. Dr. F.
F.. Jenkins was summoned nnd dressed
his injuries and he will be cared for at
the hospital.
Assault I pon John W eiss,
A man named Joseph Von Hroskie. of
Forest City, was arrested yesterday
for an unprovoked assault upon John
Weiss. Without any provocation a
sioiie was hurled striking Mr. Weiss
upon the head, inflicting a severe t ut.
A warrant was secured and he will be
held for trial.
New I'oot Hull Tenm.
A new football tenm recently org-in-i:ed
Is called the Carbondale Juniors.
The team is being coached by .1. M.
Forbes and tieorgt! Auiiger, of the
Alumni tram.
LCCAL AND PERSONAL NOTES.
Mirs T.aina Hill, of Seranton, is the
guest of friends in town.
Mis. C. li. Munn called on friends in
Thompson yesterday
John Splcer, of Seranton, is being
entertained by friends in this city.
Mrs. William Lewis is very ill at her
home on South Wyoming street.
Hubert Tulley w ho has been seriously
111 is convalescent.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Van l'.ergen ex
pect to sie-nd the winter in California,
Mr. Van Ileigen Is in poor health and
it is hoped he may be beuelilted by the
change of climate.
Mrs. Madge McCawley, of Tremont
N. V., has returned home after a short
visit w Ith relat ives.
Mrs. 11. C. Wheelre., who has been
the guest of Scran I on friends, has re
turned home.
William Fvnns. son of W. II. Kvans,
and .Miss Madge Kuddy, daughter of
Mr. anil Mrs. Anthony Kuddy, were
married Wednesday evening by Kev,
i. A. l'laeeal he Methodist parsonage,
Miss flrace Smith, of tiarlield ave
nue, left for New York city yesterday,
She will be absent about two Weeks.
Miss Anna Hart, of Cottage street,
w ill leave today for a visit with rela
tives in New York city
Miss Minnie Cowb-s, of Lincoln uve-
iiu. Is visiting in IVckvill
i!i v. and Mrs. .1. .M. linul, who have
been tb:.' guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. I:,
Van Itergeii fur several Weeks, left
j ' st'-rday for a visit with friends In
Kentucky before returning home.
J., J. t'regan left yesterday for
short visit in Fhilailelphla.
Miss Minnie S hater, of Chicago,
the guest of Carbondale friends.
Mrs. I.ucy Ireland, of Danville,
is
is
Hie guest of her sister, Mrs. J
nun.
li. Van
A little child of Air
Masters, is quite ill.
and Mib. Harry
Mrs. John W. Jones, of South Church
street, attended the funeral of the late
Hon. D. M. Jones in Seranton.
Mrs. Corby and daughter liessie. of
Wyoming street, left, yesterday for a
visit wnli relatives in Montclair, N. J.
.mis. William Smith gave a pnrtv
last evening In honor of her guest,
.Miss Madge I'yrne, of New York city.
Thomas Cory, i.f lilooinsburg, was
the guest of .Miss Julia Kilhullcn, Wed-
IH'rviu '.
Frederick Tonm'ne. flremnn ..r ti.
lielaware nnd Hudson wrecking crew.
in in in ins nnme on t anaan street.
Claranee F. Hose, of Wyoming street
who has ben quite ill, is convalescent.
l ORIiST CU V,
Willie On Ills WaV til school nn W.wl.
nesuay aiiernoon, J'atrick, the
six
year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. l'atrh
Mnlia. met with n r.nttifui a. .i.i.n 4i
k
the
outcome of an attempt to get on mov
ing una i cars. j trip or mine cars w
as
in motion on I unison street and
little fellnvr thnliirht 1,.. . 1.1 .....
th
the cars and ride down to the school
house. He could not reach the top
of
me car ana the result was that
he
ied
was thrown down. The wheel passed
over ins toot, completely severing i
of his toes and about half of each
the Others Ho wan caffl.,,1 .
one
of
and
Drs. Dwver nml ltlcileui..a a,,.-. .
led.
It was necessary to cut each toe on tin
little fellow's foot. The operation was
a very painful one. which was stood in
a manner which was surprising. This
accident should be a sufllclent warn-
CARPETS
FOR FALL Til APE
All tlic latest, from a 20c. In
grain to the best Wilton.
Oil Cloths and Linoleums, all
widths and prices.
Window .Shades and Curtains,
all the' latest novelties.
Fancy Nocking Chairs, uphol
stored in plush, tapestry and hroc
ntelle. Also a tine collection of
cobbler scats, and our price al
ways the lowest.
J. SCOTT
Carpets, Wairrarr, t.i 1::'a?
4IS LACKAbVANJu JWi
lug t other boys who cannot be kept
oft the cars while In motion.
Mrs. George Benton, of Carbondale,
visited her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Mon
roe Taylor, on Wednesday.
The funeral of Mrs. Joseph Mayers
was held at 2 p. m. on Thursday, ser
vices were held in the Presbyterian
church. Rev. f B. Kennedy olliciatiug.
Interment was made at Hillside ceme
tery.
Miss Minnie Bowen, of Carbondale,
Is visiting friends here.
Prof. C. K. Thorpe has made an an
nouncement to the effect that a night
school for the benefit of all boys who
are unable to attend school during the
day will commence on Tuesday even
ing. 2d Inst.
The -funeral of a child of Mr. and
Mrs. Clark Stanton was held on Wed
nesday. The body was taken to Star-
rucca. for interment.
Mrs. Fred. Straub is dangerously 111.
AKCI1H.VLD.
The borough council has decided not
to vacate the Callender Gap road In
the northern end of the borough, as had
been decided upon at a meeting held a
few weeks ago. The road is senium
traveled upon and because of its loca
tion on the top and side of a mountain,
it is hard to keep in repair. Believing
that It would be a saving to. the bor
ough to have the road vacated, the
council decided to do so. There was
such oppositon to the proposed plan of
the council, from the Scott farmers and
Jermyn merchants, that in deference to
their wishes the project has been aban
doned. The road is tile shortest be
tween this nnd Jermyn borough and the
places on the west side of the moun
tain. It has been In use more tnnn
thirty years and is the only road run
ning over the tracts or coal lanu mat
He in the northwest corner of the bor
ough. The Bryan and Sewall club held n
large rally here last evening. After
having a torch light parade through
the principal streets, for which the
Serenude band furnished music, the
cluh assembled at the borough build
ing, on the public square, and listened
to a Democratic discussion of the is
sues of the enmpuign by F. J. Fltz
slnmions, Kdward Merrllleld. Herman
Ostiums, M. A. MeGinley and John A.
Brow n.
Prof. K. X. Pnvls has been giving
private exhibitions of the wonders or
tile ilalz electric machine and Crooke's
tube at the public school building. Sev
eral photographs of human hands have
been successlully token. Prof. Davis
has been Interested In a study of H -entgen's
wonderful discovery, the X
lay, and is the first In this borough to
make a demonstration of its marvel
ous power.
Miss Agnes f) Itoyle. of Plymouth. Is
visiting her cousin, Miss Jennie Kear
ney, of Laurel street.
Mr. and Mrs. P. F. Quinn.nf Minooka,
called on friends here yesterduy after
noon.
;hi: A'l i:ss or Tin: .wtions
liccent I'igurcs Which Challenge
Kimland'N Claim to Precedence.
From the Xew York Sun.
It has been the boast of English
men that Queen Victoria, the senior
in respect of period of oillclal service
among the monaichs of the world, rules
over not only a larger erea of national
dominion and colonies, but also over
a larger numiier or suojeets tnan any
other ruler of a government in the
world. The British empire, it has been
said, extends to every part of the globe.
Hnd the sun never sets upon Queen
Victoria's realm. The basis of this
claim of precedence among govern
ments has been found In ligures which
give the territorial urea of the British
empire as ll.uW.OiH; square miles, and
the population of Great Britain nnd
colonies us 2M.000.OOU. Following the
1 Si-ltlsh empire, in respect of popu.ut on,
came, in the order named, first China,
then itussia, the 1'nited States, with
Germany and France fol. owing.
More recent figures, however, seem
to change this, for they show the total
population of the British empire (not
olllclally computed since the census of
lMd) to now be liGT.OOO.OM), while the
population of China, or more properly
of the Chinese Umpire, by late and
authentic tlgures, Is nrj.ooo.ono, or :t,i.-
000,000 greater. Givat Britain In respect
of population, theiefore, ranks second
to China, and the readjustment of
Kngland's sovereignty In Souih Africa
is likely, later an, to curtail rather tha i
to increase the present claims of the
British statisticians. The total popu
lation of Kussia, and of Kussian dep n
deneles was. by the last estimate made
in St. Petersburg. ll.l.ooO.OOo. for a very
long time to come Great Britain seems
to be assured, without rivalry, or the
second place. The present pi.pulutlc n
of the I'l.itid States is; noineti.ing In
excess of TJ.'ieO.u io, and the position of
the 1'nited Stales as fourth in p pula
tlon among the countries of the world
is not likely to be disputed, either, for
many years.
Territorially. Great Britian has long
made the claim to be llrst among the
governments of the world, and th.'
Knglish statisticians In bSx.'i made claim
to mole than H.ociii.oeo square miles of
land under the rule of th" gov. rnir.eur
at Westminster. The largest ib m of
this prodigious empire was not ephor j
India or Australia, but the Northw st . 1
Territory, so called, of North Amor-
lea. the sparsely populated and tinpio- '
ductive regions of upper North Amor- !
iea. north of Canada an 1 British Col- '
timlila nnd smith of the Alaska and
Greenland line. This northwestern t r- ;
ritory stands on the otlicial records of j
the Knglish census reports, for ::.."ii.- '
MM) square miles, which if cl dueled '
from Great Brltian's total would put I
that empire second anmng the govern- j
ments of the world. Itussi.i b. Ing liist. !
The area of the Bosnian Kiiin iv. as !
last computed Is S.iiiio.noo squt.ro m Ics. !
China follows third with 4..oii.noi audi
the t'nited State-s fourth with :;.oim.iih !
square miles, exclusive of Alaska. The i
total urea of Alaska Is tloo.iMio xtpiaie '
miles, pi- nearly one-tilth as largo (.H '
the 1'nited States. Following iho l'n:t
ed States in point of territorial nr.ii
comes llinzil, and then the Pn-mli io
public and its colonics, which have l,i e.i I
increasing nt a lively rate since th1
close of the Franco-German war. Both
in Asia and Africa there has be- n a '
great increase In the French col mini j
possessions during the past tw.ntyj
years, and the popu'atlon of thee col- '
onles (exclusive of Algeria) hes in
creased 111 that time from u.OOu.imo to '
21 ,000,000. ;
ai-: ni:i.i.K ami:i.
And ( Ifiiiiii-d Unit He Hnd Sold lloro
Th tiu All tin- Croud Toarthrr.
Worn the lnillamipolis Journal.
Hfrently Hcvi-ral drummorn hnppini'J
to nn'i't on a tran r-n mute tu In.ll.m
niioliH. ami thi-y begun, ns usual, to t-ll
of thi'ir business. It hnppi'tii-il that
there were num.- bicycle salesmen
umunir them.
"I strurk u jjreat streak of luck last
week." said one of them. "I sold three
orders, and it amounted to no wheel."
HtliiK the llrst man to boast of his
business, he va,i easily outdone by the
next, and the third saw the others nnd
went some betetr. He ir.l one lirm
I .H0U wheels and two other orders
amounted M RUO.
"You people are not In It." said a
small man who had not taken part in
the eonversatlon. "I sold one firm
3,)iX) wheels, and they are nil lo b
given vay for adertls!nr purposes."
What' that! Sold ii.O'Kt wh.eU to
be plven it way t What wheel di you
sell?" chimed In the other three In
ei:otUH.
"The 9.000 wheels I snld wi re con
tained In 1.10') Wntmbury watebec,
which a clothliiK store Is going to jrlve
away," Kaid the small man, handing;
tier i ' the three r'en nine wliptK f r
!l ti" ov " W'. itril uce pti r. I' el.- T r
f- r .! i ih. r.est ! o. .i;l "ii...
. n.-ihli:-."
W1LKES-BARRE.
THE TEACHLRS.
Kept in (iood Humor By the Instructors--Prof.
Bible a favor. te.
The institute was opened this morn
ing with invocation by He v. L. C. Mur
dock, pastor of Parrish street Metho
dist Kpiscopal church. The first period
was occupied by Miss Mathllde Collin,
on the subject "Nature Studies."
Dr. Winshlp's talk this morning was
on "Child Study." He said he did not
believe a child could be studied as you
would a plant. The philosophic study
of ustronomy preceded the scientific.
We have mind study now receiving a
great deal of intention and men are
giving very much of their time to it.
Theie is as In astronomy a common
sense child's study. It Is a study
which everybody has and nobody
knows that he has it until somebody
calls his attention to it. The speaker
wanted to give a child study talk as
far as the common sense of every
teachers understood It.
The next speaker was Prof. George
P. Bible. He said that when he cuine
last evening t.i this city be began to
wonder where I was at. The city was
full, the hotels were full and the citi
zens were full of patriotism.
And I must ceiif-ss myself to have
Incline full of the same spirit.
Tile subject of I'rof. Bible's talk was
elements of profession. He had no
sympathy for a number of the junip-ing-Jaeks
claiming to tench elocution,
but who were only throwing out ;r lot
of outlandish mannerisms, which Is not
true eloquence by any means. , ncre
is a power in eloquence. Bryan was
notiiinati '1 for the presidency because
of the power of his eloquence. There is
much to learn about expression. Music
and painting need form an expression,
lu order to please. So with eloquence,
without It is given expression it con
veys no meaning. Prof. Bible made
himself a general favorite.
Prof. Kxeell sung "The old Arm
Chair." I'rof. Wood closed the fore
noon session with a talk on "Business."
NEW SUPERINTENDENT.
J. 11. Dcchcr of Scriiiitoii Appointed
lor I lie Axle Works.
J. B. Dcchcr. of Seranton, has been
appointed superintendent of the Shel
don axle works in this city to take the
place made vacant by the death of the
late X. P. H. Hnus.
Mr. Decher has been superint?nd''nt
of the Seranton axle works for sme
years, and Is thoroughly capable and
competent. He will assume the duties
of his new position November 1.
Chorus Concert.
Memoiial church chorus has a trj.tt
In store for Its irlends. On Wednes
day evening, Xovombcr 4, the chorus
will give a concert and social. Several
of the most hcaulif.il part songs ever
w ritten will be sung by the chorus un
der the leadership of Dr. Mason. There
will also be solos, duets and quartettes.
Miss Virginia Vortices and Key. Dr. T.
C. Kdwanls will give readings. II
freshiiieius will lie served free. Ad
mission i'.'i cents.
Stricken with Paralysis.
While viewing the parade from the
second story of the court house on
Wednesday evening, Mrs. John Smith,
of Plttston, was sad. (only stricken wilh
pararlysis and fell soeechlcss to the
Poor. Dr. liiggins was hastily sum
moned and npiillod proper remedies.
Mrs. Smith Is u sistor-ln-liiw of Coun
ty Commissioner Thomas Smith, nnd
although "7 years of age, so robust has
she been thut this is the llrst time she
has been attended by a physician.
HAT CO! 1,1) SHE DO t
And She Didn't .Menu to Allow the
Company to (Jet the Best of Her.
From hc Chieugn Post.
She paced excitedly to and fro.
Just why she paced instead of trot
ting or galloping is a matter that Is
di'liciilt to understand, but it Is not un
usual for women to pace in novels.
"It's too bad, too bad," she suid.
Then she continued pacing.
"Such a combination of circumstanc
es." she declared a moment luter, "is
enough to drive one crazy."
"What's the matter?" usked her
dearest friend.
"I received a proposal of marriage
from .Mr. Goodlellow this morning," she
exclaimed, wringing her hand at the
thought that there was no ring to be
wrung with them, "anil he sent It by
telegraph."
"I'v telegraph!"
"Yes. i!e was suddenly called away,
and he couldn't wail until he came back
for my answer, so he telegraphed."
"Bather awkward," suggested the
dearest friend.
"Worse than that." she answered.
"1 might have forgiven the awkward
ness, but he wanted me to telegraph my
answer."
"Oh, dear. I never would hnve the
courage to take such a message into a
telegraph oilii-e and watch the clerk
count the words."
"Well. I didn't like it. but f might
have overlooked that."
"What was the trouble, then?"
"Why, try as hard as I might, 1
couldn't put an acceptance Into exact
ly too words. Might was the nearest I
could rot to it. ami It was hard work
to make it eight."
"Vi M. what did you do?"
"oil. there was only one thing for in
to do. so far as I could see. found I
could put i refusal lino exac tly ten. nnd
I eiUier had to do that or let tin m-
pitny beat me out of two words. If h
dm sn t gel angry and marry someone
else before he get.-i my letter explaining
n atters it will be all ritiii. but. if ho
dees--"
She wrung her hands neain and con
tinued to pace.
Ill It Vii'.K'HT IN MOO OTI'. I
nv Vinl. tori Who is Saul in ho
Mnrlh Seven Millicm.
Ml.-s Kwith '.il'ii H
just f ill, ii hi ir to $;.o
started an InterestiiiK
an uptown club t tic oilur v nli,(. "A
young wonuin worth S..im) Is a
modi i n i reluct." taid on man. Such
an heiress would have been pi actic.'.lly
impossible a century iiko. Ii you re
number the rtory of the "I'me Tree
SShiHitiR'"' how a New York rich man
lie live I on Lulnht Hired. I den a
fashionable tlioiouijlifare ttave hi
daughter her weight in silver a her
weddinR portion? Tie gift creat -! a
sensation, but probably more because
of the dramatic way of frlvinp than
because of th.- amount. If I".s Col
lins should be place:! in nc side of a
pair of "cu es. In the r.ihcr s-I :e of which i
her IT.il'HM'iKi w re pl.cd. U pjie K .Id,
the old "Tine Tree j5ntl!i..n" story
would be cllseour.t'.d. 'Mian C dl n
weighs ahi ut i;j pojin's. or i!)J .u ict-r.
An ounce of put. pi 1 1 is worth i'2'K an
ounce of coin cold V.'e will
assume that fv-r fortune is in puie
Kold. It would weifcli 2-VI.O00 runee.. or
n-.ore than 1S t!:n-s as much as th.
woman who hes fallen h' ir to it. The
loulJ ff lv r onto the ninles a mi..--,
all her livit'T relatives, aid still rot
form a Rinup li ay ci.oocli to M?.i
down her fortune. Why. I fur.ey th it
in paper money it would welqh more
thnn the does."
Some one brought a tiny pair of let
ter scales, and enough bills were p!l:d
on It to welch an ounce. It was found
that there were Just 20 of them. Thus
an ounce of $1 bills Is worth exactly
as much as an ounce of pure gold.
"Why. If the srsles wr til d w th
1100 bills, ?5.1S4.00O would weiph as
much as Miss fYl'lin does." rontinit'd
the f-perl-er. t vn II leivj ?2 -
f-KiC -lit ! i ' ko : ;1 ' r i f e
I I s .' !: a Y il t-l-er h r v.-:c.i ..
j liil L.r.s. lotk WoilX
-11 E HAD HIM ANCHORED.
tin Wife Had Taken Stera Measarea
to Reprove ilia Laiiuens.
From the Detroit Frt Press.
He was known to the community as
"Ole Man Scraggs," and was noted for
toe uiuouut ut work he aid not do.
Hie village hotel was his favorite loaf
ing place, for the reason, perhaps, that
it was here that the man who lavishly
asks everybody to have a drink is
most frequently encountered. His wife
had expostulated with him and tried
to make him sign the pledge, but with
out avail. He had not even the virtue
of Hip Van Winkle. He would not go
so fur as to promise. In a spot on the
porch where the sun filtered through
some vines just enough to make the
temperature high enough for comfort
able slumber, he was dozing the after
noon away with the small of his back
in the seat of his chair. His pose was
that of beatltiu indolence.
"Hello, Scraggs," said a. drummer
who frequently visited the town, "have
a drink?"
He lunged forward from the chair
ami stocoed with a violent jerk. An
expression of dismay came over his
face. He tugged with all his might at
his right foot, but it did not budge.
"Help! Help!" he yelled. "Send
the doctor! I am paralyzed."
"What's the matter?" usked
for
the
drummer. "Is your foot asleep?"
"That foot can't go to sleep." he
answered, as he looked wildly uroiind.
"It's made of wood. I've got n wooden
I'-g, but this is the llrst time in my
life it ever refused to walk when any
body said 'liquor.' "
The landlord aoueared at the door
and asked indignantly, "What's the
matter here? Somebody having delir
ium tremens?"
"I don't know," answered the drum
mer. "Whatever it is, It's something
serious. I Just asked Scraggy to come
in and have a drink and he can't get
to the bur room."
The landlord's countenance assumed
a' broad grin. "Your wife was here
uhoui twenty minutes ago," he re
marked. "What's she done?" inquired Scraggs.
"Put a conjuring trick on me?"
"No. She looked you over and took
a ten-penny nail out of her pocket and
a hatchet from under her arm. 'I'll
fix him,' says she. 'He don't ever come
home, and I'll give him some excuse
to like the place so well.' Just then a
customer culled me Inside, but I heard
her hammering away fro dear life,"
"By glory!" Scraggs ejaculated as ho
got down on his available knee to In
spect the reluctant foot more closely.
"I'm spiked to the spot. She's gone and
drove a chunk of Iron right through
one of the Hnest feet that ever came
out of the shop. It's a wicked piece
of vandalism, that's what it is. Go
inside, fellers, and don't wait for me.
Leave me out In the cold world, the
victim of a woman's perfidy." Then as
a new thought struck hem, he ex
plained: "She didn't go dow n-stairs, did she?"
"No."
"That's one comfort. She didn't clinch
It on the other side, nnyhow. Go on
Inside," he repented, waving his hand
tragically, "and leave me to work out
my own freedom. All I ask Is that
you'll send me a chisel and a hammer,
and niebbe, in the course of time, if
the Invitation holds irnnd, "I'll drag
my millntered remains In and drown
some of my sorrow In the flowing
bow I.
WEALTHY HOTEL POKTEII.
One Who Has Accumulated u Fur
tunc ol t .00,000.
Krom the Denver Times.
Joe Cleminotis came down from Ward
camp on Saturday and was a visitor
at the Colorado Mining Stock Exohang"
today. He came to Denver for the pur
pose of receivlns an option payment
on the Morning Siar mine at Ward
which has been bonded to Denver par
ties through a Mrs. lrtvln, of Boulder,
the purchase price being $75,000. This
property has been producing steadily
for the last two years, and Mr. Clem-
mona has received the full benefit of
all revenues from lessors, the property
having been worked altogether on the
leasing plan.
When the Windsor hotel yvas opened
Joe Clemmons wus Installed head port
cr, and held that position for thirteen
years. He took much Interest in min
lug matters and had a prospecting out
lit in every new camp In the state,
and finally drifted Into Boulder county.
After working a property at James
town for a while he bought out the
lease on the Morning Star, and later
secured a bond on It. The mine gave
evidence of good management, the
party from whom he had bought th
lease having sunk $10,000, so that Joe
has ninde It pay In production over
J-.'OO.ooo. This sum has placed the old
Windsor head porter in clover.
Constipation
Causes fully half the sicklies in Hie world. It.
retains the digested food too Ions hi the bowels
unil produces liiliAutiicss, torpid liver, ludl-
Ki-.uioit, I'iiil Uuue. ouuif tl
tmiitui". sick luMilai'lie. In
noiiuiU, i-lc. Ilouri' I'llN
mriTiit.Miiutimi and all 114
ri-sulw.eusil) aiiililinroiilily. '.'jo. AUilriiguisl.
I'ri'ivri-d liy t I. Ilooil & Co.. I.owt ll. M:m.
I'lic only I'iiU tu Uku Willi lluud'i Siirauiui illu.
Hoods
Pills
HBrsjBB. GBl'SETO-WPil
607, 603 AND 609
Corner YVas!iiii; toii Avenue and
TblVe fKirtTCRT RAIlTffOT.OW PRO.
FKSSoK of MATKI'.IA MKMIi'A, tiKS
KUAI. THKnAI'Ei'Tli'S. and HYtUKXK
of JKKKKIISoX AIILirAI. COLL.KGK
of riii:adel,hia. atd in his last work on
medical el-ftr!i-iiy: "The time la not f:ir
off when electricity for mnlie.il uc will
t ike the pi ice of many limits with the
fame phenomenal success thut has marked
..,-.,-c of thi seier.re In the movinir
,.f ran llclitinc of streets and houses nnd
It was in 17.)
tor !enerm ,' '
Ilscovere I th action
nt iralvanisni on the n -rves ty experiment-
mat uni. -
I ne op a f'oc. For HA yar jalvanum has
ocinllnueil to grow in prominence as a c ure
for iiwei-e
1 1 KT IT PR TH'iROfllltl.T fXDTCrt-
eTi'r that Dr. tSreen ' a ara l'lal" In
meiHcine snl pharmacy. h hs p:eeribc l
for thoiisanls of patients who have never
hsil an apelieailon of electricity, hut ex
perlerce nl stiely has convinceil him. aa
it hus Marton. Ho-kn-'H. Ma.o- ar.l o'h--rs
of t.ron-incncc lhat el"ctr!r-y Is the
Vix: I'V ME!!fAI. RKMR'UKS. Hear
In mini! 'hut pronr eloetrlcol treatment,
with tlrst-class appliances, is XOT PAIN
FVi If von wish ti know the restilt of Tr.
Oreei 's treatment fo Ht h'imatim write
to K. K. Bostlck. 'o7 East Ciimberlanit
ttcet. PhllaiielT'i. Pa., or care Seabury
ft Johr.son, New York.
Dp. Green's EIecfroTherapeiifi( Institute,
607, 603 and 609 Mean Building, Seranton, Pa.
Ekvater umf wa4 Night Opra Irsss a. ta. U u ! isj.a.Uip.m.s 7. jo p.tx. to p.m.
A CRY OF WARXIX3.
" I suffered fbr years and years with
romb and kidney trouble in their
worst forms.
"I had terrible pains in my abdo
men and back ;
could hardly
drag myself
around; had
the 'blues'
all the time,
was cross to
every one ;
but l.ydia E.
1'inkham's
Vegetable
Compound
has entirely
cured tne of all my pains.
" I cannot praise it enough, and cry
aloud to all women thut their suffer
ing is unnecessary; go to your drug
pist ami get a bottle that you may try
It anyway. Von .owe this chance ol
recovery to yourself." Mns. .1. Stex
Attn, 2-18 Amber St., Kinsingsloa,
Vhilu,. l'u.
TAELQRIN
We Are Still at It
Makiug suits at prices the
people of Seranton never
heard of before. Our trade
increases from week to week
for these reasons :
We sell cheaper. Our fits,
in even the cheapest suits,
are not surpassed in Seranton
at an)' price.
We cut, fit and make all our
own goods right here in
Seranton, and we are the only
people making garments at
any where near our prices
that do this.
Suits from $14.00 lo SUMK).
Pants from $3.00 up.
W. J. DAVISi '"caiieu'ulFdlnB."'
E.
Lager
Beer
Brewery
Manufacturers of the Celebrated
CAPACITY)
100,000 Barrels per Annum
THE
ROOMS I AND 2, CQTi'LTH B'L'D'G,
SCRANTON. PA.
made at moosic and ru6h
dale: works.
LAFI.IN & RAMD POWDER CO'S
ORANGE GUN POWDER
r.loctrir rn'torimt, Klwl.-ir -'.xir rliri. f .- ex
lilmliuK 1. iu.li, Sni'tv Kit.1!, :rid
Ecpauao Chsmicdl C). 's
Kltltl
EXPLOSIVE.7
KIC POWDER CO
iiiSMEJ
MEAR3 BUILDING
Sprtuc Street. Seranton, I'eiin-i.
The best ' referenced no ehar?p for con
sullalk un Institute equipped with the
Intest ui hi.'vement.H Jlui io.i, Kdl jii,
Itiinney. Ito'-kwcll. ;4 Urcle. McInto!i
and others. iOieotro Sl.4!c Machines. iS.ii
vnnle. Kara die, Slinisoi i:i I (.Magn"ti?).
tliilvano Vautcrlcs, and electrodes of ev
ery description.
We have the finest X-Kay apparatus
male.
With electi-icltv lis a basis o' fentment
i we sre ticccssful In cases of Tic'ima''".
i i'oot. Paralysis, Kcrcma. Tumors, Sk'n
I TrouMes, Inillitestlon. Pyspepsln, the
V. artli i of Muscles, I'nn Creelatlon, nml
all Xervoi:s 1!fivs for which electricity
! I loliP so mifh of late.
The !loo1 riot ranslr.it Apoplexy nml
Paralysis can he illssoivert sn t cnrrleil
sway by proper application of Halvunism
ami Kars'lim.
Cures of Catarrh are belne made by the
Inhala'lon of ozone from the Klcctro-statis
me chine.
We mlRht mentlor humlrerls of troubles
hich are amenable to electric treatment,
but space rill not permit.
lr. fSrecn treats nil rases nmenahle to
electrical treatment. Is a ursiluate anil ox
perloncMl iiractltioner of n"'llclne. has th
best of references, ami will charge noth
Ire for eonsulatlon.
Those who cannot call should write for
Information.
, Watch
This Space
For Our
Special Announcement
Tomorrow's Paper.
R. W. WESTCOTT. JR
DIRECT IMPORTER
503 finO 502 L1CXBWANH
KERR'S
Our Bargains for this week are great in
Carpets, Rugs. Draperies,
Upholstery Goods, Window
Shades, Easels, Screens,
Linoleums, Oil Cloths, Mat
tings, Carpet Sweepers, Etc.
Largest Stock. Finest Assortment. We Invite In
spection, We Urge Comparison. Read all of the bargains
advertised, then come to our establishment and you will
find everything here, quality for quality.
AT LOWER PRICES.
IS. G. KERR,
Opp. Main Entrance
to Wyoming House.
THIRD NATIONAL BANK.
OF SCRANTON.
Special Attention Given to Business and Per
sonal Accounts.
Liberal Accommodations Extended According
to Balances and Responsibility.
3 Interest Allowed on Interest Deposits.
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ml 5
S hcti you (jo shniiiii! get the Lest don't lie persuaded by plaus- s
U ililc arounicnts. Hun t luiy fur li icndsliip's sake. Don't pay out a E
S3 penny until you arc sure. Ii's fur better to spend a little time in find-
s ing ihe best than to spend dus regretting that you hadn't bought at g
n the best store. SS
3 , W
I If You
I Wish to Shine
art
S Among )our circle of friends you
5 should wear goml well made
well fitting Clothes You ran.
S Wc make it easy for you pay a
mm
S little at a time.
I Suits, S7.50, $9.00, $10,
Overcoats, 6.50, 8.50, 10.
s
225-227-218
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On Creiit, CM0&J
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OF ORIENTAL RUGS.
AVENUE. SCR1NT0H," PI
Established 1873
SON & CO.,
408 LACKAWANNA AVENUE.
READY FOR SALE
Now 50 Kockers this style, up- S
holstercd in plush, brocatclle and SJ
and velours extra larje size, made S
up as prod as any 5io rocker.
8
togany Polisb Finish, a- $4.98
Lace Curtains
and Otber
Hangings
On Credit,
Too.
Wjcmiog Avenue
a
g i
1
fell " 1 glj S